OMAHA DAILY MONDAY SEPTEMBER 0 1807 , THE JJIph , , , . . . ' f11 \ ' THE OMAnADAiLY BEE. K. HOSCVAATEU , Editor. T'UIII.ISHBD iTvKHY MOIININO. _ IKllMS OP HUlWtUI'TlON. r > "ll > ice iVvllhout Sunday ) Ona Year. . . JO f4 IJall } HIP mi I Sunday. One Year . 800 fill Months . 4 W Jlittd Montln . 209 HuiiJtiv lire. One YMT . . . . . 1 Ou finluntny ll o , One Yenr . 1 M \i\ \ \ Weekly tire , One Year . OrriCESl Omnhn : The lice ItulMlntf. botith Omnhfij S\ngtr \ Hlk . Cor. N and S h St * Counrll ItlufTi : 10 I'rntl Street. Chlcano oillce : J17 Chamber of Commerce Niw York : Iloomi 11. II nml IS. Tribune BW . M.Minlnilont ; 01 rourteenth Street. All communication * relallns to ni > ws nnd ertlto- Hal m liter liould he iultlre ed To the Editor. ni'HiNnss Mrrrnns. 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If 3 m cniiniit Rot n life nil n ( ruin ft mil the iicnn iiKonl , jilt-iuto report Ilio fnot , MtntliiK die train mill raHi mill to tin- Circulation ] > citii-tiiii-iit | ir TIio Hoc. The HIMIs fur Hiile on nil train * . oIIVVIM ; TUP. 11121 : . Kins AU Snr-Bon A\lll resume sway over Ills subjects vv Ith nil Ihu iiiui ( > anil clieinnslnncc of a pi luce bom to the iim- Over 100 licensed slot machines run ning In full folnst and ns many moie auto matic ximlliii : ) in.iuhiiU'S th.it ate not licensed. The paving conti.ictoi * ' war will ena- lile Omaha to lay two miles nf pavement sit loss expense than one mile was laid Jive ycais ago. We suppose the olllclal fusion party cinbhnn will consist of a faimhousc , sur mounted by a cracked bell , with a ioos- tor looking out of the \\lndow. Tlryan Is schetlitlod to ninko a labor day speech at St. Louis today. . It Is dollars to doughnuts , however , that he mill not be able to point to a single act of his by which the cause of oi labor lias been piomoted. Like most clicus ennuis , it Is found th.it the number of people In attendance at the tliiee-iluged polillc.il tent bhou at Lincoln last wcelc was e.viggei.itcd to heveial times the ilguies .nihtd at by touuthif , ' the money t.ilven In at the door. Whatever may be I ho case In othei state's thi silver dcmori.its of Xebr.itKa huve ceit.iinly left no l.itch stilngs out for the Koldsin of the p.nty , and the sound money demociats aie not tlie men to beg foi an Invitation to utnin to the fold. With $28,000,000 moie pioceeds from this yeai's cotton eiop Hum fiom last year's ciop , us estimated by the accepted nntlioiltles , the southern farmer must lie comlmed that , piosperity is not bee- E t tlonal , but shaied by all JUHS of the Buition. ! The nuke-up of the oliicial ballot in 1 Iowa has gotten into the courts on an Injunction of the luslonlst.s to ptevent the straight populists putting their can didates on the tlcKet. It's a poor year When the election laws fall slioit of their due shines of litigation. With a deficit In the police fund of more than $10,000 staling it In the face , tiie police bomd still persists In main taining on the payioll M\ useless detec tives and two chiefs of detectives beside * a Mipcinumciary captain anil a supei- iiumerniy soigeant. Thus Is reform and economy fused. When the unfortunate deaf mutes of the stnte me fanned out by the governor to satisfy the popoci.itle piessnre for Milnilcd pationago , tlie time has cer tainly arrived when partisanship has i im riot In all tiie state's educational , chinItulflo and benevolent Institutions , as jwcll as In the state house H.si'lf. The fco-called silver lepnbllcans of Colorado pictcnd to be still icpnhllc.ms lint threaten to pub their nominee off tlie ticket unless ho declines to stand as the pandiditteof the regular lepub'.lcaus , who li.ivo also renoinlnateil him. Itepnb- llcanlhin that wilt not let republicans support their ticket junst1 be of a pecu liar biand. If Governor Holcomb Mucetely be lieved that the inteiests of the State In stitute for the Deaf and Dumb de manded tlie leimnal of Hupeilntendent Olllesple , wiiy did he not dismiss him Hummarlly , Instead of leaving It to Mr. Gillespio to deeldo whether ho should retire on Keptemlier 1 or remain t\vo longer , till September 15. ' Nebraska prohlbltlonLsts have filled up their state ticket by adding the name of a second nominee for university regent , only one having been chosen In conven tion. Whether the oilglnal omission was nn oversight or Intentional In the ex li" pectation that the piohlbltlou candidate would bo taken up and endorsed as one of the fusion candidates Is still a matter for speculation. Itla safe to gay , how ever , that none of the piohlbltlonlst nom inees will feel greatly disappointed If they fall of election. run The Joint attack begun last week by the rallioad attorneys of N'ebraskn upon the constltutloimilty of the law creating the State lloaid of Tianspoitatlon Is a innxqueiade designed to dhert public at tention from the shameless sell-out of the people by the ptesent members of the state bonrd. The history of the state rallioad coin- mission , known ns tlie State llontil of Tiaii'-poitatioii , offois an Instructive les son. In 1SSO an amendment to tlie con stitution creating an elective state rail road commission was voted down at the polls by a decisive majority. The people if Nebraska although desiring icllef from extol donate tolls and protection ngaiiist favoritism had no faith In nillroad coin- missions either elective or appointive. They demanded fiom the legislature the enactment of laws llxlng maximum rates and Imposing penalties for disci inilna- lion as contemplated In and authori/ed by the state constitution. In defiance of the expiessed will of the people the leglslatuie of 1887 , chosen at the same election at which the constitutional amendment was i elected , passed a bill at the Instance of the lalhoad managers and framed by the rallioad attoineys creating an appointive rallioad commis sion. In older to get aiound the supteme court decisions that no new executive olllces can be cieated by tlie legislatme , the commission was to take the form of thiee .sal.nicd seciet-nies to a bnard com posed of three of the existing Mate olllcers. The manifest aim and object of this legislation was to stave off lailro.td regulation by law and pull the people's no-es through tliiee lalhoad tools paid by tlie taxpajeis. Tlie expectation of the rallioads was that In due time the law would be declared void by tlie couits or that tlie powers of the boaid would be cm tailed so an to make It haimless. In tills they wore disappointed. When the test case was made the supieme com t not only upheld the law but con- stiued it to give Hie commission all the powcis of u'gulation which the legisla tme could exeii'lse. Thwarted In tills dliection the lallroad magnates found little tumble In nullitjlng the law thiough < ubseivlent seeiot.uies ap pointed with their sanction and ap- pioval. This line-faced impostme natnially e\aspeiated the people and finally uilmlnatod in tlie maximum i.ite bills which weie promptly hung up by tlie lailioads in the United States couits IJvcr since the populists organi/ed as a political paity their conventions have made it a special point to denounce the do-nothing state bo.nds of transpoita tlon and their abolition was repeatedly demanded In their platforms. Dining se\eial sessions of the legislature popu list members intioducod bills lepealing the law creating the boa id which weio carefully smothered by the lailroad mem bers of their own and other pa i ties. When tlie populists came into full con- tiol of the state government a year ago , it was expected that one of their flint acts would be to do away with tlie use less and costly State IJoaid of Trans portation. Hut here the people weie fooled once moie. The policy of the fusion slate goveinmcnt not to abolish sinectnes butte to fill them and Increase theii numbei became quickly appaient. All that was done \\.is to exchange one set of i ilii i.id puppets for a woise set , if such a thing could be. The deposed .secietaiiea made no pieieuse ot doing anj thing moie than diawing their silailes. The new secie- tniie-s pose as enemies ot monopolies and tilists while they owe their places to the railtoiid influence and take their oiden at lailioad headquaiter- regulaily as do the men who wear railioad nnifoinn and badges. For eight months this f.nc had been in piognvss .it the state home when the appioaeh of the allied null- monojioly conventions made a new demonstiatlon necessary to pievent an evpression lellectlug upon the bo.nd as well as upon the whole fusion govein- nifiit. The Tibbies case attorded the oi- poitunlty foi another grand-stand play and the i.illio.ul l.iwjers piomptly came to the icseiie with an attack upon the constitutionality of a law for which they themselves me icsponsible and wliith for ten yeais lias been on the statute books and Its validity leeogni/.ed by tlllMII. While this ruse w .s Mieces ful with the convention that was bnlldo/"d Into haimony by tin-pan stage thunder and skyiocket oi.ttory. tlie game can not bo wotked so easily on the intelligent masses. C.ltAWUMl'ITII \ \ .1 D TIio mayor and council me grappling with the piolilt'in how to make ends meet in vailous city funds , that thieaten to gi > e out lielore tlie end of tlie fiscal year. Tin exhibits recently submitted by thoeompti oiler atid treasurer show that tlie thieatened oveilaps are legacies of the Itioateh administration , which squandered many thousands of dollais for political .street w'ork and pipe laying In an efl'oit to peipetuate it.self. Tlie problem now Is how to finance the city within the limit of Its resouicos and do the work which Is absolutely essential. Theie Is no doubt that expenses can bo curtailed In seveial of the dep.nt- nients by laying off emplojes who can bo spared , and tempoi.nily leduclng the pay of Mich as aie retained , The pub lic thoioughfaips must , however , be kept In passable condition and the streets in the business center kept clean. Tlie tlie department must be main tained In an elllelent condition and if the fire fund falls short of the demand the moans must be piovlded In some way. It Is an open question , however , whether the foico cannot be reduced at soveial points without materially ctip- pllng It. With regard to the polleo It Is a dlnVient matter. That body Is no toriously top-heavy and can and should bo pruned down within the limits of the available funds. This will not Inteifero with the exposition , which will not call for an Increased polleo force befoie the spilng of JSilS , when tlie new tax levy can be diawn against. In the health department there Is also room for retienchment. Under the new charter the police are requited to per form the greater yurt of Uit > inspection woik , for which special Inspectors weie formeily employed. Another Held for the economists Is the street lighting department. The ga.s In spector's oillce Is a sinecure that can bo dispensed with. The duties devolving upon the gas Inspector can be readily perfoimed by the city elect ! lelan. The distribution of .sheet lamps , too , can be leadjusted so us to effect savings with out materially deci easing tlie elllclcncy of tlie street lighting. While cutting down expenditures the mayor and council should also device plans for Increasing the icvenues , which can be done without Imposing unjust burdens upon holiest taxpayeis. /i Bu/jfWM.iA' wir ; The comment of the London Statist , a journal of hlgji authoiity In llnanclal matteis , on the outlook for American seemltios , must be tegatded as leaysiir- Ing. We have been healing for some time that there was a feeling of distiust abroad In regard to Ameilcan Invest ments , that foielgn capital did not feel sine of the future of our euuoiiey and that the geneial sentiment was unfavoi- able to putting any money into anything Ameilcan. This was not surpiislng In view of the fact that our own liuanciers and newspapois weie continually a .seit- lug that our curiency system was bail nnd that theie was an Imperative neces sity for lefornilng It. Such an assem blage as that which mot at Indianapolis some months ago and declined that there could be no piospiulty In the United States until tlie cmiPiicy system wan changed , at the Mime time pioclalmlng that theie w.ts continual danger oi panic and llnanclal distmb.uiee so long as existing conditions were maintained , could not tall to have an unfavoiable effect upon foreign conlldoiiLO. Kiiri- pean capitalists aie veiy apt to attach undue impoitanco to such public ex pressions as that of the Indianapolis con- feience and hence to draw Inaccurite conclusions. There is not the least I'M son to doubt that Ameilcan secinltics have sniffled abioad by leason of tlie diseiedlting of our cuiiency system at homo by tlie .so-called letouners Theie appeals , however , to be an awakening iibioiul which foreshadows a change for tlie better. Already there is moie demand for American secuiities and tlie le.ison for tills ib been In the declaiatlon of the Statist : "That theie Will be iucieases in eainingsi is a moral ceitainty. " This is a sound lew. Tlie i.iilroads of the United States aie now oaiuing moie than at a coiiespondlng time lor seveial jeais , piobably since lt > l > .i. Theie Is not the least icason to doubt that their cainlngs for at least a year to come will steadily inciease. All the conditions arc fa\oiable to it. tlndei such clicmustaiii.es , with tlie as- sui.nico that the cuuency of the country will be maintained on a sound basis , a lestoratlon of faith abioad in Ameiican .secuiities can easily be understood. The contioveisy between Senatois Chandler and Frye in regaul to the .sec tion of the tin iff law which piovide.s lor a disci Iminatlng duty of 10 pel cent on Impoitations under certain conditions seems likely to be altogethei itnpioht- able. The chaige made by Senator Chandlei is that the clause as It appt'iiib in the ptesent t.uill' law was biiuepti- tlously amended so as to imohe condi tions not contemplated by the disci im- Inating piovision in preceding taiill laws extending over a long period. Senator Frje take * , issue with this , as do .some other iepiiblic.ni senators , asseiting that tlie change in the wction of tlie new tinilf was made without any conceil- ment , as alleged , and without any doshe to accomplish any ciiange fiom existing Loiulltlons. Senator Allison , as a num ber ol the senate finance committee , lu ? distinctly btated that he knew of nothing in connection with section ' 1 of tlie taulf law tliat was not pmfeetly pioper and legitimate and he has expiessed the opinion that it wa.s not tlie intention of congiess to btilke at tlie competition of the Canadian lailioads. We cannot see what good can ailse fiom this issue between .senators in lef- cientu to tills matter , except in the pos sibility that it may lead to a pioposltion lor changing tiie legislation at the com ing session of umgtess. It Isery im- piob.ible , however , whether this can be done. It ib moie than likely that if biought to a test it would lie found tliat a majoiity in both houses of congies , aie In la\or of the provision as it sl.imli in tlie piesent law , which in an Impor.ant lespect is diffeicnt Mom the discilml- natlng clause In piecuding t.nia' laws ami conseinieiitly moie likely to involve us in conflicts witii other commeicial na tions whose ships do a lingo p.nt of our inteinatlonul trade. "Especially i.s theie danger of an Issue witii Great Itiitain , gio\\ing out of an inlerpii'tation of the commoiclal treaty or tieatles witii that nation. There lias not been mui.Ii said abioad In icgaid to tills matter , but tlieie can be no doubt that sooner or latei we Hhall haw1 some wiy positive statements fiom Huropoan governments and pai- ticulaily fiom that of Cireat liiltaln on the suliject. Of course a great deal depends ujion the intei pi elation of section 'Jli of ( lie taillT law by the attoiney geneial of the United States , which Ib expected to bo made public within the pie.sent week. If tliat oflleial should give a ladlcal con- stinctfon of the piovlslonbo tliat it would be made applicable to goods coming Into the United States In bond over Canadian ratio.ids and to mcichandlse Imported in ships fiom counties ! not embiaced In commeicial treaties , there Is leason to expect the development of n. new Issue of moio or less giavlty to our International commeicial relations. Undoubtedly tills la fully re.ili/.ed at Washington and tlie attoiney geneial is thorefoio giving the most ctneful deliberation to the subject. In the meanwhile wo cannot seewlmt profit tlieio can bo In discussing how the discriminating clause In the new tariff law came to assume Its present form. In order to enable Douglas county to contilbntc Its shaic to the exposition through the bond Issue , authoil/.ed by the legislating a petition , signed by 1,000 voteis , will have to be tiled with the Hoard of County Commissioners before Uio cud of September. The pioclaiuutlon submitting Hie Tiond ptopo ltlon to the people inust'W'ftindi1 ' jmlille thirty days pi lor to the'nVln.otlon ' , which tills year comes on November 2 , Omaha ha 'mfide a splendid showing In the wcek' eJearlngs , Itn Inciease being fll.7 per cent o\er the t'oriespoiidlng week of 18lnf ! ) ! \ \ \ exceeding In aggregate those of Mlluankee , St rani , Buffalo. In diannpolls and several other cities of larger impulsion. It was a very afliolt thing for Uu > pojio- crats to pusll lip Meieer and other ex- republicans to tin1 ft out lu opening their campaign. They want aeciults fiom tlie republican camp to replace-the democrats who icpudlate icpudintlon. The 01 gnu of tlie gamblers' gang wants to know why The Ueo does not scoie Mayor Mooros for voting for the restoia- tlon of Igwtnt to tlie police force. The leasoii is because Mayor Mooies did not vote to lestore Slgwait. Let the asphalt paving contractois light If they wish. The public can look on complacently so long as It means eheapet prices for substantial pavements on streets sadly In need of rop.ivlng. A-phalt pin Ing at ? 1.2' per squaie juul ought to be a bait tempting ouou li to fekii tlie slgiuituies of men the pioperty owneis along Capitol inenuu to a peti tion for rcpavlng. I'rnut of Prospcrlt > - . Mhitlcapolla Tribune , It Is counlcil an Important alqn of return ing prosperity In Now York that there Is a great ilennml for unskilled labor. As n rule , skilled labor Is the first to HnJ em ployment , anil when the lUiiuml takes In the Viiskllloil , then \\o nny know that work Is pressing. Tin- Same Old Stor > . New "iork Mull niul ixinc s More mortgiges t\a\a \ been paid off In Mlrncsoti this jear than \\crc canceled In thu t\\o jcars preceding Thus , eist and west , north and south , prosperity tells the same old story of good times so often that It Is becoming almost monotonous. i\lil-pli-ncc Illililli-s ' 1 licorles. llull unpolirt Journal. The assertions of the slherltei regarding the insulllciency of money to do the business of the country are being as conspicuous ! } disproved as nil their other assertlonb Business Is Increasing every day and the crops are moving as ne\er before , jet there is an abundance of money for all legitimate purposes .Some 'Ihrcntv tlmt Kiillt il. Cincinnati Tribune It is not observed that the countries which were making that terrific protest against our new tariff three mojiths ago are putting any ot their Implied threats Into execution. They know now what they knew then , tliat the balance of traili was , In their favor , and that they could not aCtord to carry out anj of their threats. f j Cniisi * of"llie lrj'li.SH. . InfllnmitolN Journal "Yas , " eatdha J cbraska man , "wo1 had plcraty water here"till we took to raisin' ' * " " watermelons "Aw , really ? " responded the tourist. "Pact. They1 grcmed so fatt and so big that they jest 'imtcVally took all tlie water out the air and the ground And then , like a lot of dern Tools ! we shipped 'cm out of the country. And they ain't been no water to speak of herp sence " AW-- ! , , : , , A Me * It'll n HPinliilNoeiicc. Mexican llcrahl A guldo book to Spain , dated 1S55. casually mentions that "a Mexican dollar Isalued at 4 shillings 4 pence ! " The recollection of these delightful da > s when a dollar was a coin to travel with , nnd made a rojal tip for a seivant , makes some of our older citi/ens pensive The \ctcrans of the Vcra Cruz i all- way will tell the curious questioner of the time -when they sold tl'olr dollars at a neat premium. Time has down and the < * asle on the dollar has also llov n away with some of Its \aluo \\IIIiliiu Wnulil I'n > tlie Price. Now Tork Pun The Minneapolis Times has put itself to the trouble and expense of asking Hon. Wil liam Jennings Bryan , by telegraph If the story was true that he had demanded $1 MO for making a speech at the great democratic camp meeting which is to be held at Spring field , 0 , some time this month. "The state ment is entirely without foundation , " said Mr. Dryan. So the Sun had tl o happiness to say as soon as the Story appeared. Mr. Br > an is resolved not to be a plutocrat , and Ills wish to do good Is so great that he would cheerfully | ny $1,500 for the privilege of making a speech. Poimeriii' } Vlp-nril at Short Itnn i- . 1'hllfiJelphla llocord ( dcni ) There never has been a convention BO dis graceful to the day and the age as tlie dem ocratic state convention held at Heading Wednesday. It Is dllli-'ult to speak with pa tience or calmness of the proceedings Instead of doing Its obvious and necessary work the convention resolved itself into a dlsoiderly mob , not amenable to ordinary usage or parliamentary control , and pro ceeded first , without rightful authoiity , fo thrust Mi. Harrltj out of his place as a member of the National Democratic com mittee , becomlly , to adopt a red ing plitform on an Issue not in controversy which had been condemned by the laigcst majority over cast at an election In Pennsylvania ; and , thirdly nnd lastly , as a sort of after thought , when the way to possible success had been blocked and barricaded , to name candidates for auditor general and state truabuier. In what plight does this disgraceful action of the Heading convention leave the dem ocratic voters of Pennsylvania , who will read with shame and amazement the dctnlls of Its proceedings ? i\lilnlnlnK tin * IllHf lu Wlioiit. Chicago Tribune The populists and the frco sliver repub licans felt It Incumbent on them to attempt to explain why wheat } s gone up to the great enrichment flf , fho Nebraska , farmers while silver has , sunk to 51 % cents an ounce. The populisti.ptato . that "Wo are thaukul ? to Providence rather than to any manifqr , , tliQ measure of pros perity with whl n pur state has been blcs&cd , and wo aUfJUto | | the rlso In wheat to foreign ucarqty , ratht'r than suppose it to be the result , , pf jlear sugar or an in creased tariff oil ) Rtrajv. " Tim free silver rujmbllcana declare that "Wo recognize ln-tlio bountiful crops of this country and the entire failure of the crops In competing countries a special ad vantage to our peilplrf by raising the prlco of farm products , bill no deplore famine In other lands and.vuuiL prosperity that docs not depend upon the adversity of the bal ance of the world. " It is eas ) to uoVha # disagreeable to these follows Is that PJftfPflty which the farm ers of their state are enjoying at this mo ment. They assure those farmers that this prosperity Is quite accidental , duo to crop failures abroad , which they deplore , and that cheap silver dollars alone can give permanent prosperity. But these free Bllverltes do not attempt to explain to the wheat ralsurs how they would bo any batter off at this moment If they were paid for their grain in 33-ceut free coinage silver dollars Instead of 100- cent'gold dollars. Were thuy to get two and a. half of the former where they uow got one of the latter they would got less value , though getting forty times the weight In metal. Nor do the frcu sllverltei promise that crops shall bu good In the United Slates and bad lu thu rent of the world In tbo event of free coinage , and yet they admit that high wheat prices are due to these condi tions. 'Ihey promise the farmers nothing , specifically They simply auk them to vote for free silver and tbo candidates of the coalition. POIXTHHS ox Crawford Ttl&uno ! And in lew than six months from the day McKlnlcy wi * Inaugu rated wheat reached M per bushel. Rdgar Post' There Is "pry dirt" on every quarter section of land In Nebraska , and it Is panned out In the shftpe ot golden grain And gold simulant llvo stock. No min will freeze or ntnrvc to death whllo working the dlRglngi either Qpnoi Leader When you pin a pop down he will admit that times have always been much better under republican admlulstrA- tlonH than under any other , but Invariably attributes It in luck Well , wo'll bt blamed If wo don't stick to the party as long ns its luck holds out , anyhow Kearney Hub Nebraska is the greatest agricultural stito in the union this year. The United States loads every other country on the face of thu globe in the matter of ag ricultural production. Consequently Ne braska Is ahoid ot the world this year as a crop producer. Of course wo beir the hon ors blushtnRty , while willing that the world should know nil about It. Button Advertiser-News. Jolm Knlishcr sowed ten acres of winter vv holt last fall. Hcsults 100 bushels of the best quality of wheat , testing nearly sixty-three pounds to the bushel A part of this ho has sold for S3 cents , making the proceeds of the ten acres worth $332 , or $12.20 per ocro. Gov ernor Holcomb will not use such statistics In his effort to prove that farming does not pay lu Nebraska. York Times Up at Stromaburg a farmer sold his wheat , paid Ills mortgage and float ing indebtedness , bought his wife a now rnngo and sowing machine , took $100 to go to Buffalo and glvo himself nnd his poor , tired ulfo an outing , nnd had $300 loft. When he had finished nil the business ho wiped his brow with his shirt Rlccvo and tumarkcd , "I > oted for Bryan last fall , but I'm d d glad ho wasn't elected " Not folk News Ono delightsome condition of the advances taking place In larin produce la that they have come while the stuff Is In thu hands of the fanners Usually the speculator unnages to repress the price until the crop has been drawn out of tlie pro ducers' hands Into those of the middleman. Now the extra profit goes Into the hands of the men who are best entitled lo. it who need It most and to whom it will do the mcst good. Tairbury Enterprise : Our populist friends batdly know what to say about the high price of wheat and the lo\v price of silver. It is claimed by some that wheat is so high ns to make the price of Hour n hardship to the consumer whllo others say that wheat cught to bo worth $1 50 n bushel. Perhaps It would be , it wo were on n silver basis. It would take u.ore than two Mexican dol- liis to buy a bushel of wheat , jet nobody wants to sell his wheat for Mexican dollars Hastings Tribune Thu man who howls oalamltj now ought lo be bucked and gagged , There is m > occasion for his lamen tations He mikes of himself a nuisance and gives other people that tired feeling that marks the appearance of a calamltj co or It has hurt Nebraska more than the drouth or hot winds Now wo want to en joy our prosperity. Wo waut to" see the people bapp } Even tbo popocratlc editors may get rid of the blues There is nothing more painful than to see editors shaking with political ague. The clouds on their classic countenances should be swept away by the wind in this " ( svNheat ) bje and bjo" Nothing can reduce their cheek or lessen their gall , but the sunshine of Jo > over returning1 prospeilty might get into their hearts by way of their stomachs But no ! The peop'e's gain Is their loss They grow rich fastest when people are In financial distress , acid so they are Justified In wearIng - Ing sack cloth and ashes at this time. Norfolk News Republicans on the plat form in Nebraska last fall almost unani mously used the argument that supply and demand created value and the free sliver sheets with ono accoid hooted the idea and claimed that value was produced by legisla tion Today these tame calamity editors nre attempting ( o throw all credit for Increased pi Ices on United States products to the crop failures In other parts of the world In order to prove that the present republican gov ernment Is not responsible for them In any degree , and while they are doing this are knocking the everlasting stuffing out of their campaign arguments for ISOtf. Republican papeia , on the contiary , nre free to admit that these failures are responsible to a degree - greo for the Increased prices of farm prod ucts , but Insist that the demand and consequent quent value Is largely augmented by Judi cious and favorable legislation , which Is proved by the fact that supply and demand as well as value has always been noticeable under republican rule , while the contrary lus been tin1 case under a democratic re gime Besides there have been no failures In foreign countries of the Iron , steel , cot ton , wool , meat , labor and other Items that are In demand and commanding higher prices In this countrj than was the case last fall , and the icpublicans claim that the In- cieiso In values of these are directly re sponsible to the passage of a protective tariff law. JMHSONAI < AM > OTHIJIIAVISK. The only section of this country disturbed by section 22 is that lying near the northern border. A Cleveland preacher thundered from his pulpit Sunday night , "Who owns the city council ? " A discreet silence enveloped the auditorium. Seth Low has been nominated by the cit izens' union for mayor of Greater New York. As might bo expected , Tammany Is disposed to lay low. Mr Quartz , the socialistic candidate for gov ernor of Vlrg'Inla , is not wasting much time campaigning. lie l attending ( Urlctly to his business of peddling suspenders A novel movement gathering strength lu Milwaukee has for its object "municipal own ership ot aldermen " Is it posslblo that aldermen own the Cream City ? Perish the thought. Atlanta women , Incensed at the theater hat ordinance , nre pushing retaliatory meas ures to prevent men going out between the acts If the fomlnlno hat must go the mas- cullno "night-cap" will have to go along with it , Connecticut Yankee genius holds Its own with the rest of the countiy , as It did In the lialcjon days of wooden nutmegs The last report of the patent olllco shows that Con necticut has more Inventors lu proportion to population than any other state in the union The king of Slam , oil his recent visit to England , was shown a picture of MOHCS descending from Mount Sinai bearing the t-iblets of tiio law The king did not under stand the subject very well , and when it waa explained to him ho asked : "And who was Moacs ? " Judge Wellhouao , who Is called the "Apple King of the World , " hus 1 010 acres of land in Leavenworth , Miami and Osage counties , Kansas , devoted to , the rulturu of the apple. The orchards contain 100,000 trees In thir teen years ho has picked moro than 400,000 bushels of the fruit. A Now Yoik woman has organized n so ciety to bo known as "Tho Daughters of 1781-1RIC. " The dates are entirely too remote - mete to insure success of the organization A range of thlrtv-four } ears is a modfrato ouu for guessing purposes , but it is too much to expect that any member will ac knowledge even the inter year as the data ot birth When President Tauro started for IHmsIa liu took with him three coats , three redln- gotes , three complete suits , three "smok- ings , " thirty shirts , eighteen handkercheifs , twenty-two pairs of socks , twenty white ties , six colored ties , eight pairs of boots and shoos and Mr. Rtlcuno The article last mentioned is not a garment , but a valet , and It was ho who gave out the interesting list Cleveland derives a handsome revenue from KB gas franchise The city receives G % per cent of the company's gross re ceipts , which amounted to $50,44590 for the last fiscal year The fund from this source now amounts to $260,352 , and this sum , to gether with future ) receipts , is to bo devoted - voted to the erection of a $2,000,000 city hall The prlco of gas is SO cents a thou sand cubic feet , Tlie crop of gaiety In the present off year campaign promises to smash several records. There li such an abundance of It In sight already that It would be a reckless assault on vest buttons to call attention to more than ono at a time. In tickling qualities and luxuriant fragrance the sample abroad In Iowa deserves first place Just Imagine the host of frco coiners shouting for the election of a goldbug and democrat ! ) with the warts of a score of campaigns ripping their gar ments in an effort to elect a prohibitionist to ofllce , The spectacle hasn't been equaled since the ghost dance cased to contribute to Uie mirth of tbo world. noon wonns rorx STATU TICKKT. Tribune : JuJfro Test will lend the republican party to a great victory this fall , Ord Quiz' Tlie republican state convention was a most harmonious and successful meetIng - Ing of republicans The ticket was good and the platform just the thing. Hotdrcgo Progress1 Harmony is one of th" elements In political success and the rcpub- HcMiis have an almndanco ot that nnd It we nro not much surprised the opposition will be surprised by the tlmo election la eve > r Genoa Ixader : The republican state con vention nt Lincoln last week was a Imrmonl- otia , enthusiastic affair and tbo candidates nominated will command the united support of republicans lu every section of the utato Albion Now a The republican state con vention was a vorj haimtmloua gathering. Ail nominations vvcro made by acclamation No opposition of consequence was exhibited to tbo ronomlnatiou of Judge Post and no otluir name was presented to the convention Norfolk News Populist pipers quite gen erally throughout the state pronounce Judge Post an excellent candidate and ono whom it will bo hard to belt Mnuy seem to think there is not n man In their party who will bo nblo to win at the polls against him WnhooWasp : The selection ot lion A.M. Post for re-election to the supreme court by the republican state convention was the proper thing to do. An experience of sU yoirs upon thu bench has fully demonstrated his fitness tor the position Ht < has uiado. a record for ability and fairness that w III stand the closest scrutiny. McCook Tilbuno The cbnrncler nnd abil ity of Judge A M Post m < i ko htm n r.iml- ) date tliat the republicans of the stite cm support wi'h enthusiasm and In a united way that ought to pull him through the cam- pilgu to a decisive victory In Novemboi The Judge has served In the court ot last resort with conspicuous ability during the inst six } ears and Is thereby bottot prepiied for further duty on the supreme bench Western Nebraska Observer1 The repub- liein state ticket nominated last Thursday Is T satisfactory ono to republicans all over the state. Judge Post was rcnomlnntcd for supiemo judge , as every ono supposed ho would bo on account of the faithful seivlco he has rendered the state In the past In that capacity. C. W Kaley ot lied Cloud and John N , Dryden of Kearney v\ero nom inated for regents of the University ot Ne braska. Stantnn Picket- The republican state con vention was an enthusiastic and haimbnlous gathering Them was no contention. Judge Post was renomlnatcd for supiemo judge and C. W. Kaley foi regent , both b > acclamation , whllo John N Dryden was nominated for the other regent Last fall with the prestige of hav ing a national candidate w Itliln the state the fuslonists cairled Ncbiaska. Tills fall theie is no national candidate , crops have gone republican , prices have ROIIO re publican and the state will go icpubllcan. Mlnden Gazette- The rcpubll an state con vention , held at Lincoln last Tlnuadav , was ono of the smoothest and best conventions held for years There was moro leal , gen uine enthusiasm and earnestness than has prevailed since the advent of populism lu the state. There were not so many candi dates to nominate as when a full state ticket Is to bo chosen and the attendance of nearly every delegate , some of whom traveled a good many miles to bo on baud , would Indicate that the republican party watt still doing business at tbo old stand. Osceola Record : The republican state con vention , held at Lincoln last week , was ono of the most harmonious nnd enthusi astic which the party has had for years A strong , clean ticket was put up and every nnu on it will rccelvo the entire support of the party. The distinguishing feature of the gathering was the hopeful , buoyant feeling of all present. If there was a man present who had any doubts of the election of the republican nominees by a haudsomo majority ho did not make it known. It tha spirit manifest by tbo delegates Is any index to the feeling of the boys over the state we may surely look for an enthusiastic , win ning campaign. Hurt County Herald : The republican state convention last week was a harmonious af fair and did what the most ot us expected It would do. There was talk of putting up n new candidate for supreme Judge The reason of It was not because there was anything agilnst Judge Post , but to cater to what seemed to be a popular sentiment In favor of getting partj politics Into a new channel , with new leaders Hut after the assembling of the delegates it was decided that the pres ent incumbent. Judge Post , was the must avaliablo candidate , and ills nomination was made by pcclamatlon. Judge Alfied M Post IH certainly one of the ablest and most Im- paitial judges that over occupied a position on the supreme bench of tile state. York Times- One sentiment beemed to In spire every delegate to tbo republican state convention and that was an assurance nf victory this fall. Every argumrnit of the op- pcsllilon has been disproved , every prophesy has proven false , w'hllo the promises of tiie republican partj are redeemed rmd the re sult ot republican success has been all tint was predicted There Is no reason on earth why the republican party should not succeed and every prophesy of that result Is n com pliment to the good Judgment of the people of the state The convention was enthusi astic , though deeply In earnest and there was a gnneral feeling that every personal and solflsh Interest should be sacrificed for party success. Judge Post was renorn nated by acclamation and bis support was cordial and sincere. Plalnvlisw Gazette : The republican slate convention held at Lincoln last Thursday waa well attended and was one of the most hai- mnnlous ever held. The present chief jua tlco , A. M Post , was renomltutoil by ac clamation , there being no opposition. Judge Post Is recognl/ed as ono of the ablest jurists In the state Wo know of no reason to doubt that his decisions have been fair and Impar tial and that ho is actuated by the highest motives He is in the prime of life , Is an energetic worker and there Is nn reason why ho should not be re-elected The longer a man remains on the bench the more valua ble service he can give , providing ho h strong and vigorous Just as the republican party retained Judge Maxv ell for some twenty > ears upon the bench , until he be came enfeebled by age , HO the o Is no reason for retiring Judge Post foi many ycirs to oomo Niobrara Pioneer : The renomlnatlon of Chief Justice Post by the republicans of Ne braska Is a fitting tilbuto to an able jurist. His record has been one of simple justice without being burdened with labored argil ment to bolster up a cause or a party , The pirty ot Nebraska on the state lines Is In much better shape than It has been In HPV- eral years 1 ho stntu house has been routed and Is making a lecord that Is not in keepIng - Ing with promises The people tire of prom ises and want their business attended to Thu court being out of the political excite ment should bo made to feel that national isbiies should have nothing to do with tlie prcbent campaign. The nominees for re gents aru Doling men wedded to the best Interests of the university. The Pioneer shall put in Its best eneigles to asslbt Knox county to its former place In the loll of honor , C'llAMiKS WIIOIHSHT IN PIVI3 VIJ1IIS. TlitOniiilia I'lalforni of ' ! > mill It , . Co n ill Ho n Tnilll ) . New York hun Anybody who will take the trouble to read the Omaha platfoim adopted by the populists In their national coiivcirtlon in July , IS'JJ. will find It fitill rich In amusement "Wo meet , " B.IJS the preamble , "in the midst of a nation brought to the verge nf moral , poll'l- cal and material ruin. Corruption dominates the ballot box , the legislatures , ( ho congress , and touches even the ermine of the beiicn The people are demoralized , " and much moro of the same "From tbo name prolific womb of governmental injustice , " continued the populists with their preamble , "we breed two great Classen , tramps and millionaire's" Worse InJiiHtlce still , "the supply of currency Is purposely abridged to fatten usurious bank rupt enterprise and enslave Industry. A vaat conspiracy against mankind lias been or ganized on two continents and is rapidly tak ing poKsesaloii cf the world. If not met and overthrown at once It forebodes terrible BO clal convulsions , the destruction of civiliza tion , or the establishment of an ubnoluto despotism , " Words of vast flru , but scarcely even smoking now , It Is only a Illtlo more than five years since they were blazing The "vast conspiracy" lias not been overthrow n The poputlats , Instead of writhing lu aoclal convulsions and weeping over overthrown civilisation , are growing rich , fattening their bank hooka and not tha usurers , A mad old world. or On lit Pnvln Cnn < rnf rit with I'liHllfitl Cliilttriip. Knntna ni > ' SUr ( Ind , < 1tm > This Is tno wa } the free silver republicans got around the prevailing good limes "Wo recognize In Ilio bountiful crops In this coun try and the entire failure ot crops In com- potlDR countries n. tprchl dvantato ; to our people b } ralsti.g the prices of farm products , but we deplore famine In other lamln nnd waut a prosperlt ) that docs not depend iw the adverslt ) of the balance of the world " The effectiveness of this declaration would have boon greatlj Increased If the platform had included a statement of the "compotlns countries" In which there is n "complota failure" of the crops ; If it had named the lands In which there Is famine. If It had In eluded Homo specifications as to the "ad versity of the balance of the world ' Tlieio In , In fart no country that hai an > thing like a complrtu failure of crops ; not a single countrj In all the world whoso farmers will not reecho inoic money for this } oar's crops thin thev received last } ear. Russia , which Is the greatest competitor with tills countrj In the exportation ot wheat , has a crop of 210000,000 bushels ac cording to the latest cnblo ndv'li-cs from St. Petersburg The average Russian crop for eleven jeirs pist , according to tlie1 Liverpool I Corn Trade News the best minority on the subject , is 2ISOOOOOO bushels. There is no "complete filluro" there rraurc , which stands next tn the United States In the production of wheat 1ms 272- 000,000 butihctH this Mjni ns rompired with nn aveiaRO ciop of 300000000 bushels lu the last tvvolvoenrH Italy nnd Honnnln. where crops in < short compiled with last } car , hau < lalsod smiller eiops twice slnco 1S91 than t'li-v hive Imrvostt'd this joar 1 ho Ilungarhu crop this \oar , which roiuos nearer tn bring n failure tlnn anv othri lu Europe , Is about 75 per cent of the average for six } eaia pist Even Indl i , whore there nro large dis tricts which have boidored on n itato nt famine cvrr > jiar for nil almost IndcMnlto period , raised thieo-iUtrtcis | of a full crop last > oar , and ptobabl } will liivo about the same this ycnr Hut India exported nn average - ago of enl > 20,000,000 bushels of wheat per } car for the turn } ous proiedlng list } ear equal to less than a single months exports from the United Stairs at the picscnt tate of shipment ind therefore India cuts very llttlo liguio In making wheat prices foi the world. The Argentine Republic last } eir raised about half an aveiage crop , but almost nil the Argentine surplus Is nlwavs shipped out between Pt lunar } 1 and Juno 1 so Hst jenr's Argentine crop Is of less Importance than the coming crop In influent-lug wheat pi ices at the present tlmo nnd the new vr- gcntliie ciop , to bo harvested In Januiiy , piomlsos now to bo the largest on torord , with n single exception In vlovv ot the foiegoliiR facts it Is nn cntliely unjusllllablo exaggeration to de clare that present high pi Ices of w licit are due to 'tntiro failure of clops in com peting countries " Nor is thoio the slightest basis for the statement that the growing prosporltv of this couutrj at the piesent time Is based on "tho ndveisttj of the icst of the world " Whore , is Hint advcisltj .to ho found' ' Not In German } , foi that lofmti } bus been enJoying - Joying an extinordlmrv Industrial boom for inanv months Not In England , foi the trade returns there show constant gains There Is not in nil the woild n single country whose crops this season will not vlold moro In dollars and cents than thov did last } car ; not n single count ! } where the avenge rendition of the people Is woise this jear than it was last The prosperity ot tlie United Stairs rests on u much bioadcr founditlon than the ad vance In wheat. Thnt has contributed much to It Uut the Improvement In busi ness got under v > av before the advance lu wheat started ; before It was generally realised that Europe would require more than the usual quantity of wheat from this country. If It should turn out tint the crops ot the woild are not as deficient as many people suppose them to be , the pros perity In this countiy will continue to giow ; moro men will find omplojmont ; more farm products will "bo consumed , moro clothing bought , and people will go on e-njovlng moro and moro of the Rood things of life. T \i\n-orrs. Chicago rtpr-ord "Do > ou fepj jour Inby sclentllUnlb ' " "Yea , It tnKos science to Keep hi * pi ind- inother from smiling him to rtcn.Ui " Boston Ti.XM'lPi Doctoi Ynu'ie n lotf- time pioliiK mniiount , sir H mlup Well , jou vveieu long tlmo cm Ing me Indianapolis Journ il * "Which is the be--t loute to the Klondike * ' "The toot of .til tvll seems to be the most iffcetlve " Post Hi * tall bad InM.d fnnio- thing Ilki two lioiii vvlie'n h" < 5UBt , < 1sied that he liol'oved he rould ic icl IK i thoughts "Tnen why don't } ou ( .o1 * ' > he iskcil Boston Transciipf 1 hllinthropl't- What wns tbo Immediate causiof \oiii full , my B od min' The Good linn My sweethciiit thoppcd me. Detroit Preo Pr < " - 'tMiss Pfrtlelgn You Invoii't spoken , i word In ten minutes What wore vou thinking ibout ? Chollv Oh , nothing Miss Pet tlelKh-Egotist ! Chltigo Tilliunc Klrstt Doctor I under stand } ou had to blcicl old Ptieur the other day Second Doctor 1 h it'i pirtly true Ho np- peired lo netd bleeding , nnd 1 opened a vein. "Well' " "Well , the suction vvis so Mrong Itwia all I could do to pull out the lancet " Puck- Pitiful Vol' Two doll irs for tikln' oud doin tooth' Dentist Two doll us If you tnl.o gns I'illenl doling in in , 1 fought vou vos a dentist. I didn't know you VOH .1 jns goin- Inny. Detroit Joutnil "Tho girls don't seem to be mnhlug muoh of him , utter all " "No , not HO bU , i fool us they would like I fancy " Sivlng vvhlrh , tin other e-jnlo toi < fd pebbles Into the vvntri .ind looktd positively incun enough to willepootr } ov iit ( oM'inuM'n. "Good tlmi-s nro turning ! ' He s ing It nlnht nnd day , And IK- mid "We'll wait In jmtlon e till the } happen 'round this vvny fjood tlm' " < mo coming ! Theic'll bo noth ing else to do Thau Hiiiie up our prollts vvhuii out pres ent Htriltw are through" "Good tlrms nro enmlng1" Ills voice wan loud uiitl c li-nr. And lu ucvei Ktnppil to note that the/ vveio iiclimllj he-it ! And ho vvirlih'il and be waited , left be-hlml by men mon ? V\K > , Who illd'i't tiust to fortune nor neglect to itrtvei tine uinTIII : ; M\VIS : ru.r , . Newa Now doth tbii gliiilHome rammer , nil lirni'hiMl In niitiimii to. HA Pico swift to Join the Homlier host of dead and hviionc yi irs And , mlnghtu with Its list few nebs , weeU tinned ulUi laugblei wliliH , There r'-s ' won among the men but Joy among the girH I'nr men luivn H"t to unlit up , they hoar tlilH dully nnng "Oh , Braclou' inc. I Just declare , most tiuno wrong' Tlireu pnrtlri , two receptloim nnd one ball v. Ill Just HUlllee- To maktt the puoplo think , John , dear , us ruully 'cut Home Ice ' "Then , Grnco comes out , find Carrlu wuuta lo many Do Adbroko , So pleana to lURtlo up the plunks or put } our elf lu Hjak " And nil John'H hewN availing naught , ha inctldy t"i.M .ilif.nl And lillx tlu li.uik for half his roll , wliilu wishing lievvrru ileml Thin , there'll the mun whono overcoat hun four months' lute-rest due , 'Gaums h began to buy a wheel Jimt neatly built foi two ; And then , again , llii-re'n onfl who'a hpcnt vacation and liii douth Together , HO ho IIUH no caa'i nnd must far months llo low. Hut the most Hrarrd man lu ull the lot lieu ou wio | sot * per week Ten plunkH , anil knows a lot of girls who Imvo u jillo of check. Tor theaters aio open now and ho feels U In his honoa That the wholu mob will nsk him to "Pleas * tak uat , Mr. Jontul' '