THE OMAHA DAILY SUNDAY , NOVEMBER 20 , 181)2TWENTY ) PAGES ,
'HOW ' DEYORL1) \ ) DO HOVE"
' /he Corner Grocery Supplanted by the
Modern Court House.
PEN PICTURES FROM YELLOW PAGES
) 'lnn for tlm I'MmltUc . .Inlt1'orry I run-
chlicinnit Itntp * Over ihn Missouri
Xiotrnrtl lor DrilKtiliiK "lo
County hrnt.
It has b on \ cars slnco the cosmopolitan
prowtn of Council Hluff caused ihoconlor
of pilltlcnl gravity to swing from the corner
grocery to the county court house , but Just
n the whllltod edges of Ihe soap box and
the bcscrlbblcd lop of Iho stiRar barrel
marked tlio grocery store as the center of
popular resort and discussion , so thu
modern court homo has certain signs and
ymbols whlcn indicate no less plainly that
the people cUlm the latter ns the legitimate
successor of tbo forrnor. Stately cuspidors
Imvolnkcntho place of boxes ot sawdust ,
but tbopxpoctorntlng demo tivnts them with
the same , old tltno Indifteronce ) . The rural
statesman plants his fertlli70d boots on top
of the polished oRIco desk with the name
btipretnc RHIibfaction ot conceded ownership
which In tlieycarsngo ranrKe d his supremacy
ever tno groeor's molnsups bairel.
btich familiarity would breed contempt
were It not for the fne-t that the modern
court house has inherited from the ancient
grocery not only the popularity of a resort
but also tlio deference of un urbilcr. Its
massive vaults Illlcd wilh the rocords.roadv
to solllo anv dispute ) by crushing error with
an nvnlanchu of authority , command respect
of which Iho Irises ball umplro never
dreamed. Ho , ns Tn the grocery days , iho
pcoplq moot at the court house both to swap
sentiments and decide disputes.
When did the court house succeed the cor
ner grocery ? On a vollow page of u musty
llttlo volurno whlrh sleeps tranquilly in an
upper berth in Auditor llcmlneus' ofllco
ono ilnds written , in n cramped * lvlo , the
minutes of the first mooting of the board of
Pottawottamin county. It deelarcs :
"David U. Yoursloy , Ueorgo L'oulson nnd
A rid row II. Pcrlcins , having been duly
elected anel qualified county commissioners
in nnd for Pottawatt&mlolcountvln the state
of Iowa , convened nt the house of Hiram
Clark , In the village of Ifonusvlllo , In said
county , on Iho lOtn of October , A. D. ISIS ,
nnd after opening court according lo law ,
proceeded as follows : "
That the heart of the ppon'fi could not bo
suddenly and ruthlessly transferred Irom
grocery to courtihouso Is indicated bv the
record of this Hist meeting , which ftirtho. '
declares :
"This day came Hiram Clark and mtulo
application bolero the court for a license to
keep a urocory. "
The notU btoo in the development from
grocery to court house was the olllclal dec
laration i
'Ordered , that Kmiosvillo , in Poltnwalta-
rule county , bo Iho place to traiibacl trie
county business of thu bald county for the
time being. "
It was deemed necessary that Uiere should
bq some olllcial symbol to take Iho place of
the woatbui'bcnlon sign , and so o seal was
ordered , nnei In the following April , us a re
sult of a whole winter's work , the successful
designer was duly rewarded , the record
nhowbig : "Ordered thut.lonathnti Hrowu-
ine be allowed 75 coins for cutting out the
blocks for two county seals. "
This munillccnt recompense shows the ap
preciation fell for art in iho llrsl half ot Ibis
con lu ry.
There nro rnr.ny such blls of historic in
terest contained In thu vaults of thu modern
court house , which would long since hnvo
been lost to the world ntnonir tno boxes ami
barrels of trie old crocery.
While during Iho pistwcelc thn county
commissioner , were canvassing the vote of
the recent election , in the. vault beneath
their feet slumbered Iho following drowsy
' bit of history of n meeting held by their pre
decessors May 21. 1SI9 :
"Ordered that.fuhri IX Parker bo allowed
$ M2.fi5 for going and returning from lown
City with the poll books of the presidential
election of November 7 , ! S4nnd for other
services. "
The seal of empire in Iowa and the modes
of traveling have mot with great changes.
Kven u trip across the mudely Missouri ap
pears In starlling contra , t'lo the days of
olectiie cars , with iiasso'iu'ers all lucking fern
"
n 6-ceni faro , when" one reads the rooorels
of tbo early franchises granted to ferrymen ,
of which the following Is the curliest sample ,
under date of May 27 , IM'.i ;
"Whereas , Cicorco A. Smith came before
the court this day and applied for n liroiibo
to keen n ferry across the Missouri river , iui
mediately opposite ) Winter Quarters , nt the
place known us Winter Oirirler.s ferry , in
cluding otic mile above nml ono mile below
said place , and whereas iho commissioners
considered said Htnltn a suitable person 10
leoep n fcrrv , ordered that said ( leorgo A.
Smith receive frenn iho clerk ol this court u
Jiconso for himself or assigns to keep the
said lorry iircoreiiug to UiK application for n
term of twelve years , on his or their paying
into the county ircasury f'.1 annually , and
providing anil keeping constantly on hand at
mud ferrying point huoh boats , llxtures and
hands ns may bo necessary for iho public
convenience and bnlen.v of all persons ami
properly crossing said ferry , iho said ( ! . A.
Smith and his assigns .shall hocnllilod to the
rate of ferriage llxcil by the boat el , nnel
nhnll have all Iho rlultts , privileges
and ad\Milages and emoluments arising
from sold le'rry eluring Iho term of Iwolvc
years , The ) following are iho rates :
IVnlT
1'eirall four-wlu'Ol canla cn e > r ooiivuy-
ancos 5(1 (
1'iir nil mo nhbel canluxeis eir eeinvoy-
nnce's : L %
Jvi ! ry vnUi > uf OMMI
All lemso cuttle f
Micep
Ileus . . . n
All horse * , mule * und jai-Ks . . . .
Ainu un > heir si'
I'toliuan . , ; . . . . . 1U
The lerrv buslno-is wns evidently prolific ,
for in the lollowing October a .slmlfur license :
was granted to Ualvin Ueebu mid I ) . \S' ,
( Sarilnor lor u ferry "across the Wesi
NUhnnboiny at Iho old ford on thn roiul
lending frum ICanesvillo to Plsgah , " anel i
license to namucl Fcrrln "at HocKy Kord
one and half u.iiea atuvo indlnntowu am
extending two miles uboyo and below sine
point "
With the supplanting of the corner cro
I'ory uy the courthouse ns the people's honsi
e'liinu the ) nere&hliy ol that Ies agrcoablo ad
Junct ujuii 'J'hosn who nvo famlliur , a
leiist wilh the exterior , of the pro/tent / mam
moth tbice-iitory Llnl cage , hurrounuvu bi
it * , walls of brie-It and slnno , will bo inter
cstcel in lending the plans and specification :
of iho lir.u county Jail as decided ur on by i
meeting of the bnnrd May ' 'J , 1M9 :
"Ordered that John I ) . ParUcr bo appolntci
special ncent to uuild or contract for a count ;
Jnll 10 bo li ) foot seniaio on the outside
with u douolo wall of timber , 1 foot
tejunrc , to bu dovutuileet through togoihur
both lublilo and ouUIdc walls , so as to conn
close toRclher. Tlm wall to bo IS feet higi
from bottom 10 the eaves nutsido. To bi
out ) outsldei eloor , ii feet by li feet , to bo nmdi
double of tt-lneh oalc plunk , Iron bhcelcel 01
the inside , nnel hung on goevl Iron hinges. Ti
IIOOIIQ trnpdnnr through iho upper Ilooi
! l feet i > eu.urc ( , amo thlciuicss ns the otho
door , 'lo be ) two 4-llirlite < d wmaows , th
lights 10 bv IS ; in i-inch iron birs , acres
uachvindow. . To uo two lloors maJu doubl
of foot-square ) timber. The 'rult' lo bo pu
on wilh ijooa bMbotantiiil rafters. "
Notn fowof thoieiidera of Inn UIK ; wll
Und their memories reifreahed . bv such pen
pictures , of thei past now prpf > ur'vcd lu th
uro i vuulU of iho peoplo'h hourto , Anolho
cliiss of readers , who may well prolll by sue1
gllmpbCH of lifty years ago , consist * of'thos
wnt. arocomplumiug Lccauso "tunes are
low , nnd tbero't , nothing golni ; on. " Th
yellow iccoreU provo that the "world d
move. "
There aru t > ovcn Hebrew mombar uh
havu seutb lu the HritUh Ilou-.oof Conmon : ;
nml they mo ull related to the Itotusohll
family.
At Jefferson's recent apprwrarro In Uos
ton the box ofraoo rccoipucre C .oOO , prol
nbly the largest on record for ciul nlghti
performance ! ! )
Tuomng Kelson , tuo recently decimspel Hi
mbur h imtiluhor , left f UKI.WK ) fur the erne
lion und cjulpmeiu of HOiklnguieu'h cluli
und reading rr.om ,
Uvovral Qrwt vrbo lorcd Clsysluud fc
K3cjRr ? = - tc-SEL- .
ho onomlo.i ho hurt m.iJo , nt the convention '
hat first nominated Mr. Cleveland for pro <
dent , I * going to try and ro-ontcr the minis-
ry to Mexico.
Kx-Secrotnry Hlatno refused to bo Inter-
. lowed regarding the result of the prcs
dcntlal flection , nnd oven und his telepnono
niton out of his house to escape continual
ntorruptlon of bis worlc last week.
Ouptnlu lllino. whoso death 1ms just been
ronortod from Russia , commanded "tho tor-
rlblo bittcrv" xvhlch maJo such havoa at So-
li.istorol. Tolstoi has immortalized this
liiittory in his worlc on the operations In that
lego.
The Journalistic and literary world of
Llormnny has suffered n grc.it loss In the
death of Otto Untsch , for many year * rdltor-
In-chief of the ftxmnm weekly Journal Uober
Lnnd und Mecr. Herr Halsch wai sicK oniv
short time.
Knuto Nelson , lbe govornor-oloot of Mln-
ncsotn , wa Dorn In Norway , anel wns six
yours old xvhon ho canm to this country Hut
ho Is a thoroueh American In his Ideas. Mr.
Nelson mndo seventy speeches In bis own
state during the recent campilgn.
Chris Schilling of St. Louis has made his
record by oatlne u gallon of ovstors in ono
hour on n hot of 73 cents. Mr. Schilling Is
not exactly the sort of man to bo Invited to n
euiot | dinner pnrty In a family ' where they do
not wont the cook to go upon'striKo.
In memory of General Robert 15. Leo two
Htnlncel glass window * , mailo In Munich ,
hnvo been nut Into St. 1'Aul's Kpiscopal
church In Richmond. IloUvcon thorn on the
wall n brass tablet Is to bo placed In the form
of a shield , having on It u crusndrr's cross ,
the confederate ting , lua Leo coat-ot-arms
and an inscription ,
Augiistin Ualy is a devoted oook e llector.
Ho will buy n book at a good nrlco slmnly lo
got u picture bo wants , nt.tl when he has
tnki'ti out the picture throw the book away.
All the books of his magnificent library nro
splondidlv illustrated , and In many Instances
the Illustrations cost a U07.011 tunes m much
ns the original price of the book.
AFTER THE SPOILS.
Mrile1 Aiming l.oiiilliii ; DoituipnttK Ornr tlio
DUtrlliiitliin ul I'letniimup.
"I notice that the Lincoln Journal prob
ably at the instance of Its postmaster editor
Is endeavoring to stir up n row over the
distribution of patronage in this stuto , " said
n well known democrat of Lincoln to u Hrr
reporter. "It is out In an article saying that
Hurwood , Sawyer nnd Watkins will huvo a
large voice lu the matter nnd that Mr.
Hrvnn will not have n monopoly of It. Of
couise , it is to the Journal's Interest to bring
on a battle nnd thereby prolong the oftlclnl
life of its editor ; out I can toll them they nro
reckoning without their host. 1 know It Is
the goncral Intention of democrats to con
cede Mi1 , tlrynn full swing In his congres
sional district , so far as patronage
Is concerned. This is especially
true with rcgurd to the nostoDlco in his own
homo , olllcial courtesy having always con
ceded tbnt much to a member of congress.
If Dryan's strength alone is not sufllcient to
accomplish this end , 1 know hu will Imvo
the nctivo co-operation of ( lovemor llo.yd ,
who 03teoms : the young man highly und did
whnl ho could to "aid in his olnclion , and 1 bo-
lievp that Governor Hoyd will wield the
most potential lullucnco of any democrat so
fur ns Nebraska patronage is concerned.
"The most likely opposition to BoyU a
patronage distributer would bo J. Sterling
Morton , who , at tlio Chicago convention
eight years ago , did nil in his power to de
feat the nomination of U rover Cleveland , nml
who used very disrespectful language about
him and nppliuu opprobrious epithets to him.
His couruo at that tlnm was made known lo
Mr. Cleveland by Dr. Miller , who was then
editing the nartv orcau and bitterly opposing
Morton , It is history that during the
four years of his administration Mr.
Cleveland studiously ij-norod Morton ,
von to the extent of denying of-
iico to men whei came with Morton's
ndorsemut. : At St , Louis four years iatar ,
vhon Mr. Cleveland was unanimously re-
lominnleil , Mr. Merion did not appear upon
he sce.no lo vote , although a delegate Irom
his state ; and ns ho hubdono iioihliig since )
o elcvnte him In the estimation of Mr.
jlovehtml personally , or as a lourcsentativu
of his parly , I do not fancy that ho will
huvo any InlhiRiiuo with the administrative
service. The election return ? sealed his fate.
le ran Uohtnd every other mat : on the ticket ,
nnd received n paltry forty-odd thousand
otcs barely a llttlo over half the cumber
lolled for Uoyd two years before.
"With Morton disposed of , there Is ISuclId
Martin to consider. Martin was not HI ravor
of renominatiug Cleveland ; hei was for Hill ,
us Is proved by n letter which bei addressed to
Mr. Hill , which letter is now in possession of
n certain Nebraska democrat nnd can bo had
on application , if necessary , to prove the fuet
0 Mr Cleveland. Ills utter incompotoncy
is ohnirmnn of the state committee is also
.lemonstrntcd by the election returns , while
the persistence- ) with wmch ho continues fac
tional stnfo nuts him beyond recosrnition.
The iimmi'-'ors of the national coinmittco
have nl'-o cot it In for Martin IJJLMU C ho re-
fusee ! co-operation upon the Uoavor elector
ulna unlcs ho was given assurances ( whie'li
be did not get ) that he should handle tlio
patro'ingo in event of victory.
"Tnon there Is Tooo ( Jastor. Tone's nllegl-
unco to thu Uurllnston road In politics ,
coupled , vitn ttio tact that his selection ns
mombcrof the national committee was ac
complished bv underhand means , Icuvc.s him
in bud odor with his party , particularly \vith
the young democrats , many of wnoiii are
loud in tbeir protoith against any dictation
em his pnrt as to who shall hum access to the
Hush pots , claiming Castor's luck of intelli
gence and ability.
"J'hero is Dr. Miller. Ho , too Is. viowoel
with suspicion bv the younii democrats ,
manv of whom attribute to him thei eloal
which defeated Ogden and elected C.iator.
Dr. Miller e'luims to bo out of politics , but ho
la iiielnlgiug in what Mr. Cleveland was wont
to call 'pernicious activity.1 I huvo heard
it said that Dr. Mil or is ator ! bomotbln. -
unvthinu from minister to Knu'lund tn poit-
miiteji' ot Omaha. While ho may have bomc-
1 lung to .sav about federal pturonngu , I do
not think ho will bu e'Vctivo imlo.sj in co
operation with James U Ooyel. It cannot bo
gulnsnld that the young elemocracv is the
uutivo clement of the parly , and Hoyd Is
about thn only ono of llio old leaner * 'who
has Ucnt in touch with ttio youriiT men ;
as ono of them said to mo the other
day : 'lioyd's all right ; ho can
tie right nlong with the --year-olds. Wo
can Htiinei by liltn uiid will if th ro e'omos
any llphtem him from the moisbacK wing of
the ) party. ' Hoyd. Inn , has claims upon the
administration. Pining Cleveland's llrst
term hu was in constant touch wiln the prcsl-
eluin , who left to him uiiiioil entirely the dis
tribution of the patronauo. lu thu e'ouvcii-
lion nl Su Louis hu ucaln headed the delegu-
ilon tor Mr. Clevcl'tml , and in the last con
vention he , more than any other one. hold
the slate delegation topether for Mr. Chivei-
hinil. Then In the conduct of the campaign
In NohdibUa this year , it was Mr. Hoyd
who wns summoned to New York for con
sultation with Mr. Clewotaud and Messrs ,
vVhitnoy , Hnriity nnd Uicklnon , It was to
Mr. Uoyd thut Mr. Cleveland looked for tbo
eonsumm.uion : of hU wish , that NabrasKa
bu tnlioii out of the republican column ; ami
while the face of the returns show that the
bohome to elect the Weaver eleclors was not
n success , they also show that fully 35,1)00 )
democrats were influenced by him to that
emu. You may expect to see Mr. Hoyd hav
ing the lively support of some very iniluon-
tlnl men nmoug the iluniornus'John ; A.
Crekliton of Unmliu , for Instance , who
contributed f lU.OiK ) to thu democratic earn-
palk-n fund ; and Dr. Mlllei- , too , will Und it
pluisantcr to cn-opernto with Hoyd than tc
lock horns with him. Ami as tor the young
democracy , I can iiaino u host who will be
right with him , inllncntiil young mou like
1 inland of Mubraska City , \\ulto of I'lutts.
moith ) , I'onlo of Tecumseh , Campbell o !
Hubtliu'ii , Corduul of McC'ooir. McDonald ol
.N'orlli Plane. Hahlmau and Mabor of Chad ,
ion , Kittle of hewnrd , UooliUlo of Atkinson ,
Mummluiicr of NorlMlr , Golden of O'Neill ' ,
Davis of Columbus , KUIcon of I'Veniont , nol
to mention Ogdou , Ualla her , Sheean , Su-ltz
ler , Mcllupli ami a scorn of other active ant
Inlluentiul young dinnocrats who nro tlreil o
tbo battles and old sores of the old loadori
and are ready to eloclnro themselves if an
other btittlo comes on , "
A Naw York paper advocates ponsloniui
teachers who have prowu olu iu the service
ly the will of David I'routy of Spunoor
ai > . . Wollcsley receive * u boeiuoit o
SIO.OOO.
The total mombcrihlp of Qroek letter so
clailrs in the American college ) is estimate !
Bt 177,000. ,
Ttioro are nine klmlorirarton schools ii
Now York city , m whlca nearly 500 ubildrei
ccolvo Instrtiotlon. The schools nro main-
nlncd by [ , rlvto contributions.
The University of Pennsylvania Is to hnva
i now dormitory costing tlii.OOO. It Is to bo
ho largest In ttio United States.
Tw nly-ono women nro rcfflstorcil ns Yale
itudcnts In the postgradualn courses , under
ho arranpomnnt which this fall threw thcso
: onr. < ci open to graduates of any college , re-
; arellcss of sex.
Hrown university , Providence , U. I. . Is
mo of the first of the American collivos to
; ako steps for representation nt the World's
fair both by scientific and educational ex
ploits. It Is Intended to send specimens that
represent botii the college and the itnto.
The chair of apologetics nnd ethics tn
I'rlncetor. seminary , inntio vncf.nt by the
loath of Dr. Aluon , has been tilled by the
Jlertlou of Hov. Dr. William U. Groan of
I'Llladolphin. Dr. Oreon graduated from'
I'rlncoton university in the class of 'TO , nnd
from the theological seminary lu the class of
70.
70.1'bo
1'bo corner stone ot the now homo of the
Chicago Historical rocloly wns Inld lost
ook. Thoslto is on the corner of Dearborn
nvonuo and Ontario streeit. Till ? strticturo
will bo in nil re-spoets the finest historical
society building In this country. Its total
cost , when completed nnd fdlly equipped ,
will bo JI50.000 , of which fl2UlO has boon
provided.
Cornell ( la , ) college is belne favored with
au unusually | ; oed list of entertainments this
scusop. The < Schubert quartet charmed
every one ; John DoiVltt Miller's leoturo on
"Love , Courtship and Marriage" was full of
peed advice anil line honor. " The Whllnoy
Moekndco concert nnd ex-Konator Ingnlls'
lecture , ns well as 'sovcral other good enter
tainments , are yet lo como this term. The
Philharmonic society gave n very Interesting
und unliiio | ontcrtntnmcnt on the nicht of
thnlr annual public. October'JO. In the lat
ter part of the natnrlnlnmonl n very pleaslnc
chance from the usual program was rondo
bv the representation ot the loturn of Colum
bus. The nlhlollc spirit ot the school Is
showing Itself most forcibly lu foot ball.
The gnuio has formed n imrt of the athletics
of western colleges but n short time , nnd
especially is this true of Cornell , where the
"Hucb.v1- game ha , been ployed but llttlo
previous to thN fall. Hut with excellent ma
terial and under the ttmuagnmciib of mi ex
perienced and competent trainer the team
made rapid progress. Of the two games
played this term the ilrst was won from COP ,
nntl the second lost to Grlnncll after a hot
contest. The Young Men's Christian asso
ciation Is at present negotiating for n gym
nasium on lilt with which to fit up the largo
building on "Ash Park. "
IX L.tllUtl'S FU1U ) .
The supreme court of Indiana decided that
Sunday shnvlug is n luxury , and not n uocos
say.
say.Chicago
Chicago printers nro alarmed at the pros
pect ot a gigautio influx of members of the
craft Into that city.
An ncitatlon is on foot to establish an
eight-hour working day for the building
trades in Plttsbure , Pn.
TheBlriUo of the electrical wlromon for
maintenance of union rules remains unsettled.
There nro IT.'i mou on strike.
There nro now in the United States twon-
ty-onu law llrms composed of husbands and
wives.
Miss S. E. Fuller of Now York city is the
first \ \ Oman to raceivoa government contrac-
for engraving. She is n practical wooden-
graver nnd prepared the first manual of lut
structlon in that art.
The youngest barber Uuowu to work In a
shop is Nellia Wick , nscd 14 , in the Olobo
toilet saloon , King's road , Chelsea , London ,
states au exchange. She recently shaved
live men in twelve ml unto s nud ro'celvcd a
silver medal for so doing.
Ono result of the strike which for nearly a
month paralyzed business in Now Orleans is
gratifying. Through the efforts of commit
tees from the unions and employers , nearly
alt the sit ikera will bo taken back , and the
question of waxes will Uo submitted to arbi
tration. '
A writer in the Annals of the American
Academy says : In 1S9J the population of
Kssen wus nearly 7,0X ! ) ( ) , and this number in
cluded Ki.COO of Krupp's workmen ( with
their families , numbering over no.OUO ) . In
addition to this , a largo number of the fac
tory hands llvo In the workmen's colonies lu
tlio suburbs or Essen , nifd nro not , reckoned
with the population of the cay , while about
; tMU ( Krupp employes are located nt various
branch works. Thn total number of men
employed by the ICrupps and affected by
their bocial experiments was , according to
the census taken in this year , 'J.l.iiO'l : and
with their families amounted to b7,30U per
sons.
.i jfuo\Ticit ! > Krriiifs ni'tiiiTM in
JO/vK.
Hullo thier. ICurno ! Howdy do ? Olldunrn un'
tie yer boss.
It's sort < > ' eluviitln' tn my sun I lei inn across
Asocial felleraich as you lo's bee , it's nigh
u year.
Since yemr cood-mitiitod eonntennnco war"
noticed around hero ,
'onio In iho cabin Katie , hero's the Kiirnul
haex i.gln
Weiuldii't , : i i.nowud thu llttlo gal ? She war'
ania/ln' thin
Won lust MIII * eel her , K.irnul now shei's
b nuniln' .11 the day.
An' Iliu channel uar1 Inoemhl about In u poeil-
llur Mirto' way.
My little wlfo wnr'slelt , you knenv , the lust
tlino you Mooned with us.
' ' eleictors' dnsln' she '
An'hpltuei' kupt glltln'
weiss nml wiisa.
Au' ei'io tltno I buj-uti te > thlmc unless Ihar'
\ \ aile ' cliHir'e.
.ir's bu a robust wldenver n monln''round
lliu i-.in.'O.
bhe .nt M > thin a stransor'd nilstaUo her fur a
Khnst ,
An' ulways tired an'droopin' tivory doctor un
the enlist
That o MIIU tn see her dlsaxicud 'heiiil whar'
the trembio stooil ,
An'nut. a uiia oa unu of "em cuulel do her any
goeid.
Thoday nlTorolast t'hrls'ni'is I war ROln' to
HID sioro.
An' Katiu hollered lei me. btandln' right tluer'
In the ) dour.
A sort < > ' half way Jokln' , soi t o' serious
t'other haif ,
Shu'il liaiu- heir stocUm's up that nlsht an'
then uo hail a laiuli !
Thu lliein : lil lept eelg n' un mo I conlil have a
hi'iepd' bport
lly lUlln' 'emltli bomcthln' eif re most rlillL'-
Ins sort ,
An" w'on I re.iclied the sutlleinunt I'd 'bout
in.ulci up my mind
On pnreh.nlii' thu most outlandish present I
ceiuU Ilii'l ,
I'hei fust thln that I eeiino acrosb war' Minta
Clanniemu. .
An' up I iillvcel to maUo a e.'lo u Inspection o'
the Hamii.
An' I'm a 'tarnal oiuluw a elescrvln' ei' the
reipo.
If 'iw.in't umbln/onud em a b'iv con tain In' only
bill ) ) !
Now. Uniiwlii'Santa Clans In be tlio boss o1
I'lirK'nmsdiiy ,
Thlnki I to ha\o Kiime I'nrK'iiKH fun , liero'a
| nt th prupur nliiy.
An1 Hei I buiiL'lii u do/un chnnl- . . an' hid 'om In
a be ) IP
O' brush behind the cabin till my Katlo ot ti
S IH'P . .
Talk iitiout lauRhln , ' ICnrncI ! Why , wo ooth
nl-'h had a lit.
An' I iiln'l full recovered fnirn tliuRoicnuai ol
ll.vit ,
Won ivutlo vntnoscel eiut ei' bed. her eyes
tiblit/.o with bopu.
An" femml her bin 'kin's both bulped out witli
bpiey sinullni' sni.ip ,
Wo laiilio. ( . | and lunghud , and laushod aslu
und l\atl > said thut I
War' lesta'Urnal JuUUh nruto , an' mom
enuuKh to die ,
Hut then she tuU that premip'Iy b-cl ; w'cu hid
unhliiU tno eloor ,
She found the very nicest dro i they hud le
1'urUur'ri store. .
I'rom tlintelay shebo un ton endnn"t\yasu'i
Inni ; ufnri )
I mitiueil that the ne.try loo'e wu n't ouhei
fuco no metre.
She Kotaschipiiurus u gal , Josr ll.ioslui usoi
te bu
llo iin ashi lior ol'-ltnio way of playln' pr.inki
em me ) ,
I couldn't iindorjund the change , till emo emv
bhu cunfesscel.
That somehow bhn appoaroJ to git a poiv'fu
lot o' rest ,
An * Hulel thut Chrls-'inas gift ei mine had ll ht
unod n ( bur work ,
An' then a big ati'.plclon In rny mind bo.'iin te
lurU !
I'd bin a'tarnal , sonsuloa , ro.il , lint able fu.
to see
KlioM worked hcraolf eloiu onto dcutb , 'tliou
iiHirmurln' to me !
ThOKCrubblii * an' thu "rashln1 nho had elon
day arter elay ,
War' 'nouBli lo war' the life o' most o' WOII.BI
lileim aivuy.
An' 1'iu ii-tlilnlcln' '
- I'ruyldvncoliieelpiirty mud
tuelu
\Vltli that 'ar OhrU'nias JoUe o'mine , at. '
Kurnul , If you know
Uf any ullln'weiaiau that's uliout loglyueii
hope ,
AdvUu her fur to try a cuun > o of t'autu Cluu. '
\
ABOUT NEWuTKR BORES
Men nml Women Wlioi&ll at tlio Offioa
With Talcs of Tiring Trivialities.
EXPERIENCES OF THE'ANTE-ROOM ' MAN
Thero'n the Anileiiis CinUllietp ' , tlio Swell *
IllC t'l'ttj1'nlltlclnii , SIIIn
Must I.einUril In , " nml tlio li
I'lcnd.
It was the ovcnlngof election day. On the
street an expectant crowd surged In front of
Tin : Hnn building , anxiously walling to gain
some reliable information as to the result.
Thousands of eyes were upturned in the
direction of the canvas upon which the
stcreoptlcon from time to tltno flashed the
latest returns. Lonthor-lungcd patriots ,
some filled with enthusiasm * nd some with n
dash of spirits , roared themselves hoarse ,
while others made the nicht hideous with
thnlr Incessant tooting of horribly discordant
tin horns. The whole population scorned to
bo on trie streets and everybody appeared
half crnzoel with excitement.
Hut up on the sixth floor U was different.
Hero wns a busy hive of workers quietly engaged -
gaged In comnlllne the facts nnd llguros the
public was so eager to learn , tivervthlng
was carefully nud methodically arranged so
ns to proven t confusion. To each member
of the sfeft was assigned some particular
duty and in the various rooms of the editor
ial department perfect order prevailed. As
a result TMK Btr was the first newspaper to
appear on the streets with anything like full
and accurate election returns. It was
deemed prudent to assign to the religious
editor the task of answering telephone ) calls ,
and notwithstanding his many temptations
to forgot hit position he came out unscathed.
It wus a trying ordcnl ho wont Miroueh us ho
not only hael lo attend to the legitimate calls
of the puolio for election news but , what
wets still more exasperating , ho was kept
almost continually at the 'phono contradict
ing fake rumors and imaginary results that
had been concocted in the ofllco of au alleged
newspaper. Ho is a most amlablo nnd longsuffering -
suffering individual , but ho wus heard to
remark that there is such a thing as riding a
frso horse to death.
Uohlnd the iron wicket in the nute-room
sat n solitary Individual wnoso dutv it waste
to see that no nna passed through the iron
gate tbalnight. Holt was who all through the
long niirht and 'way into the next morning
stooel between the nnxioua candidate
and the editorial force. It would take two
or three issues of this panor to detail all thu
schemes devised by outsiders to gain admis
sion. Among the most persistent was
u candidate on the elnmocratlo ticket who
oxhaujted every available nrtltlco to
offoot his purpose. After trying , without
success , bribery in the shape ol liquid re
freshment , ho oven went so far ns to threaten
violence , but upon being told that tbo man
in charge of the ante-room was perfectly
willing to die If necessary nt his post of
duty ho concluded to give up the attempt.
Ho wns asked why ho diei not go down to the
organ of his own party for the Information ,
but he ropllo-J , wilh evident feelmcs of dis
gust , that , it was no good expecting accurate
returns there. This sort of thing wns repeated -
poatod with more or less variations all
through the night. It was astonishing what
a number of persons hadIjusinoss of a private
nature with the various members of the
editorial corps.
Some nooplo seem to bo very much offended
if they are not at once recognised on enter
ing n newspaper oftlco. ' Only a ilav or two
nco a shabbily dressed , hut pompous , pnrty
called nt the odlco and after mnldiic n bow
siild : "You know mo , of course. Nol Well ,
1 declare ; that is strange. I tnought nnws-
paper men always know , prominent public
men. Allow ma to iufosui you , young man ,
that I am n candidate for the position of as
sessor In tbo Uluvonth ward. " ?
But It is not only at election times that n
luwspapor is besmgod by bores. All the
year "round they arc subject to visits from
all sorts of people upon every conceivable
errand.
Probably the most annoymtr visitor Is the
: mui who wants to see the editor nnd coolly
remarks that having nothing to do he simply
wisncs to kill a few hours limo before his
; rain starts and thought ho would just
ook in.
Many people have an Idea that they must
seei the editor-in-chief on the most trivial
matters. Not lomr since n well dressed gen
tleman called nt the onion and insisted upon
beeing the oillior-ln-chiof or the managing
editor. On bfinc told that ho wovld havu testate
state his business ho said : "Tho fact is I
lave mot with n serious accident. As I wns
coming down Sixteenth street this morning
I stunpnd upon a nail that projected from llio
sidewalk und It midu u hole in
ny bbno and injured my foot.
Now I think It i-t disgraceful that
the sidewalks should bo so neglected when
wo have highly paid city oniemU , and I want
the e'ditor to write a strong editorial on the
subject. "
Sometimes very funn.7 incidents occur in a
newspaper ofllec. About three months ago n
man came into the otticenuel wantod'to Insert
mi advertisement about n , Has he had lost.
While ) ho was talking ho noticed a dog at
tached lo the log ol a table , nnd at once saw
that , It was his dog. It so happened that one
of the boys had found the dog on the street ,
anel taking n fancy to him had persuaded Iho
nnimal to follow him up to the editorial de
partment. That day Tin. BEE lost a short
ad. und the reporter was minus a dog.
In writing up it prize light between a
couple of colored men SOIUH time nijo the
sporting editor said thut ono of thu pugilists
resembled u big black baboon and that the
other lookou line a rnanogany colored
ourancr oiunng. The next rnornmir ono of
Iho holliercrents cnrao urounu to the otilco
and exureiseil great Indignation nt the use
of these names in describing the principals
in the light. Ho was asked which one litte'd
him and ho sild ha i-uessod ho was the blauic
baboon , 'iml ho proposua to imiko the writer
pr'ivn the truth of bis assertion or he would
HUO the paper for libel.
Some people seem to think that It does not
rcejuiro much u In lily to edit a newspaper.
L'.iitJuno a furmer called at this olllco and
said that ho wanted to got bis boy nn 11 news
paper. Ho remarked that hu had tried to
u-ot him to Jearn HOIIIO iisoful trade , but it
was no use ; he had no brains anel could not
learn , nud thuonlv thing he could do wns to
write for the paprrs. . Ho was not engaged.
Hut of all the Honda that make thu life of
a newspaper man at timers un unhappy one is
Ih'j exchange llemd. Ho Is sure to put in un
appearance ! ; IM duvs out p ( tlm year. In anil
out of season ho must ln .utteuded to. If ho
cannot gel the paper hS'wants ' ho often bc-
citnes insolent and will leski "What Kind
of a newspaper uro yep running unvwayi"
Sometimes he will asu-Jo ECO some of the
most outlandish HOWSOMUUM , such , for In
stance , us 1(10 ( Hlcblloftf Uipsnorter , thn
Sedallu Hnzoo , the DuaJA-bod Ujspanula , the
Texas Terror , the Codliver Courier or the
Custoroli Uivnlct , und will ho indigatint if
you cannot uccommoilato him with a copv.
Then there Is tbo cffarrniiif ; youni- lady
who can write poetry uud would accept
p.isitlon ns proofreader. " 'When asked if slio
is a good suullor she ) wiU very likely reply
that she U not , but will ivdd tbatshe would
"catch . "
boon on. *
' 1 ho p.'opio who want'reo theater passes
and circus tickets uro another fruitful source
of misery to thu unfortunate nowspupor man.
The reasons they give why they ihlnk they
uro entitled 10 this favflr ctro frequently veiry
ludicrous. Ono roasop rttiU Is often given is
that they ore old subscriDeri for tbo paper ,
Somctimob they will hasu their claim for n
frea pass on the fact Urn ) , they have always
buokon u good word for the paper.
Tlinu UUTO uro the snide piofasslonal
peJustrluns and pugilists who want to put
up wind forfeits 10 ontrun or whin any man
in the world ,
U Is simply marvelous the number of people
ple who tbluK they have the right to request
unylhlnL' of a newspaper from a recino for
making ink to the loan of n few hundred dni <
lars for a short tirno. If but part of thu energy -
orgy and Ingenuity expended by these poo.
plo was directed Into a proper channel they
would , in many cases , beconio the rivals " . -
roiurds wealth of Uockefoltor , Gould or Car
negie , * - _ AMU.
*
" nut Tiiti.i i'tiii * .
At Boyd's theater this ( Sunday ) evcnlrif
"The Stowaway" will cloio It * Onubu on-
( rai'ouicnt tbl $ season. This play U au ox
OUID tflcatloa of the old tiayiui ; as to too sur
rival of the flitosl. Whether the l < oy to lU
lopuUrltv llos mostly In Its thrilling plot , In
, ho ipiciidiel sror.lc effect * or In Its ronlistla
racht nnd safe-blowing fonturtys , it would bo
inreltotell. In "Tho Stowaway" U a plot
) f rate dramatic force.
Tno Chicago-Times speaks of Pcto lUkor
In "Chris and Lonn , " which comes to the
L'arnam strco' , theater tor four nights , com
mencing with Sunday's mntlneo ( today ) as
Follows : The llnymnrkot drew its usual
packed nddtcnco Sunday evening to SQTI
Pcto linker , ono of the most deservedly pop
ular of Clcrman alalsct comedians , In his
revised version of his well known comedy ,
"Chris and Lena. " The play Is improved ,
'
mndo livelier and merrier , bu't without ma
terial change In essentials , linker's special
good points were recognised with nil the
favor accorded him for man v seasons ; his
coadjutors nro competent , und the whole
performance humorous ns well ns U\oly nud
brisk. Mntinco Wednesday.
The eminent tragedian , Mr. Thomas XV.
Keonc , will be the Thanksgiving attraction
at the Uoyd , opnning with tiiatlnoo , when
"Morcbaut of X'onlco" will bo prosputoel.
Thursday "Othello. " I'ridny nnd Saturday
evenings Mr. Kcctiti will appear in n erand
scenic production of "Kichord III. " "Klch-
clleu" ut Saturday malfeo. Mr. ICocno has
been too frequently in this city to require an
extended Introduction orconitnendntlun. The
elemth of the lite L-\wronco Harreitt , and the
announced rctirrmnnt from the stiign of Kel-
wln Booth , leave Mr. Kcono the onlv Amer-
can representative of the class of plnye'rs
who conllrie their tuionts exclusively to the
elellncntion of clnsslo tragic roles. Mr.
Ktouo Is ns yet u strong man , possessed of
till the lire nml vitality of youth , and blessed
with a keen , discriminating mind , n broad
nnd accurate conception , and n volco nnd
physique which ebulliently tit him for thu
portrayal of the line ot parts lo which he has
devoted his art. Mr. Ivcemn Is this season
supported by the best company xvlth which
ho has over boon nblo to surrounei blmsolf ,
nmomj whom are Frank 1 Icning , Kreeleiriclt
Pauldmg , Curl Aherndt , Henrietta X'ador ,
Malda Ctalgan nnei others.
Manager XX' . .f. Burgess Is especially for
tunate in securing such a strong attraction
for the Ifarnniu Street theater three nights ,
commencing with Thanksgiving matinee ,
November .M , ns the "Kidnr.pped" company ,
composed of some of thn Dost people on the
road , with beautiful nnd appropriate scenery
nnd mechanical effects. The play Is n strong
one , nnd tells a story that will touch the
hearts of all. Its scones nro laid in Now York
city. Among the many realistic effects
Is a fire scone , the abduction. In which a
coupa and n pair of horses are used , and the
great sensation , the oolico patrol wagon , con
taining n platoon of police and drawn by a
maKiiltlcout spun of horsos. The tiluyls'of
contemporaneous human interest , dealing
mainly with the mysterious abduction or n
beautiful young society lady and the croup
of exciting Incidents surrounding her ud-
vontures. Matiuoo Saturday.
On Monday , November , tno unique or
ganization known ns the ) Doilgo Citv Cow
boy band will appear at Exposition hall , and
It Is promised by the management to present
ono of the most attractive and certainly the
most novci entertainment of any musical or
ganization now traveling.
There are cowboys and then thorn are cow
bovs anil the public are warned not to con
found the OHO with the other.
Of the llfty instrumentalists in this noted
bnud nearly every ono has lassoed the steer ,
headed ort a stampede or shot a rlllo ball
plum into n bull's ejyo while riding a mustang
nt apace to put Nancy Hanks to the Hush ;
yet todny they have wholly abandoned such
pursuits nnd nil trades , professions , arts and
sciences llnd many brilliant exponents
among them.
If such a thing Is possible , XVondorlnnd
nnd the Bijou theater have a moro brilliant
line of attractions than over for their patrons
this week , opening up us usual tomorrow
afternoon. In the specialty department will
bo soon that vivacious knock-about soni ; and
dance team , Montgomery nnd Williams , in
their new nnd novel ideas ; the beautiful
Hyan children , in their euchnntinir dances ;
Sundoon , the wonderful mind reader , whoso
feats of mystic power hnvo startled the
world ; Peter Hellstrom , the Swede emi
grant , in his Inimitable violin net. Besides
all these , there are Frank Davis nnd Mtss
Lizzie Gerome , in their ronncd skotchos.
mirthlul dialogues , funny saylni-s , songs and
dances. A piece do reslstanco is their
"Fogg's Expectations. " In the . dramatic
line the ; thrilling live-act molouramn , "Tho
Convict's Daughter , " will occupy the boards ,
with all now scenery , beautiful costumes
and marvelous stage effects. Truly this Is
nu exceptional treat for tno patrons of this
popular and favorite cheap playhouse.
( iiMHlli ol the )
Sirnh liernhardl is writing n play.
Pnderow.skt will sail for America this week
Now Orloms has the only permanent opera
In this country.
Verdi is now leported to bu writing a new
opera on "Don Quixote. "
Henry Irving will b gln his American tour
at bun Francisco next September.
A Now Vorlc. museum has a tug-of-war
conlest with girls pulling at the ropes.
Saint-aaens has written a now opera
"Proserpina , " which will bo produced it
Paris.
Thco has made a successful reappearance
lu Parts In a now opera , "Lo Bnlllai.t
Aclililc. "
Miss Minnie Galc-Haynes will resume nor
stage * work at Now York the day following
Christmus.
One hundred penniless actors arrived li
Nenv York ! one elay recently. They uamo
from stranded companies.
It is asserted that La Dusc , tbo Italian
tragedian , will ba paid SI5JOUl ) for lifty per-
lormancos in this country.
The New York Casleio was not a brilliant
success sis u music hall , and comic opera bus
boem restored to its boards.
Manager D.lly of Now York has imnrovod
on "ru-rn-ra" uy combining the old "nuzlo
da/ziu" song nnd elnnco with It.
iV Mierosful quartet limning a prolllublo
concert tour lu Sweden Is composed of
blind singer. * who have u blind conductor.
Sol .Smith Hubsell has in hand a now plaV
entitled "An American. " Abraham Lincoln
will bo the most important ohm-actor in it.
Chariei II. Hoytxvns sent to the legislature
of Now Hampshire ) in the recent e.-leetioii.
Although a democrat ho got n. largo iiidjority
In u republican uistriut.
Stuari Hobson Is au earnest unbeliever in
Christianity , mid , instead of having bib
baby ohrUtcnoa by a clergyman , ho hud him
sprinkled by Colonel Ingordoll , who recited
a quotation Irom Voltalruus part of the cero-
rnouv.
"Fun on the Bristol" has been rov'ved in
Now York , This v/as one of iho pioneers in
variety liirce. John F. nhoridau look it to
England years ago , llioii to Auslralla , and
now comes back to Ame-rlcu with u roil of
money to try it again in rovhod form.
Miss Mildred Holland , whoso le < ncng ! will
ho rome'inberpil by many members of the
Omaha AUilutlo club who worn witnesses lo
it when bhu wus hero with "Superba , " is
now the loading lady in "Paul Kauvar "
which Is playing through thu south , MJJS
Holland u receiving rnanv fluttering notions
from thi ) southern press. At present the
company Is in Toxas.
( Jeorgo ( Jrossiulih , a London "ontortalncr , "
lateiy came lo Amoiloa He was grudu.elcd
ns thu How street reporter ot thu London
Times , and was an ciuertamur from hit
cradle. Ho was the original or mojt of Gil
bert and Sullivan's eccentric uharauten.
Hu will give sketches of charantor , sing top
ical and "patter" songj , and show his
method of amusing too British arUtocrauv
lu iheir drawing rooms ,
The lessees of important theaters in Nt-w
York aio carefully discriminate in choosn g
entertainments from these thutara current.
Actors of minor importance cannot got into
these houses unions they have attractive
plays. Lily Langtry nud Wilson Barrett arc
examples , Neither wis able to offer a now
pluy which appealed to the bushier sunnol
the rn-anaKors , ana 60 MM. Laujjtry U not
coming to this country at all , and Mr , liar-
roil bus boon compelled to bu ln bu tour
elbo.vlinro than In thu metropolis ,
Do Kovon has boon accused of utuallng 01
ot hiring some ono ulsd lo write paru ol
"Kobin Hood" and "The Fencing Muetcr , "
Ho published ttm omphalij denial ; > > I
unroby challenuo any persons who claim tc
have written uuy part of my operas to come
forward und i > uy so , opcnlv and boldly ; unc
If they bhull succeed in proving that 1 have
not written every imrt of Uu piano utit
oixhoiiru score of published oncrai I un
ready to turn over to thorn from now on the
whole of my royalties arising from tliu pro
auction uud publication of said opera * , j
Overcoats
in full blast
A bine and black diagonalwge
lining , velvet collar , worth $ S ,
5 shades , black , Ian , oxford blue
$8.00 and'brawn ; in genuine kerseys *
. made and jll as licit as those
which sell at $12 , now $ S.oo
Heavy auburn nicllons , in black
.00 and brown , worth $15.00 ,
.
now $ o.oo
vO > o A beaver in two shades , bine and
$11 Jill b'.ack , also a kersey same colors ,
single or double brcastedjlanncl
lining , 200 of tlicm , worth as
high as $16 , now fiff.oo
SPECIAL
4.50 All wool cheviot diagonal ,
. in duo shades in brown- and
gray , at $ 4.50
Ulsters ,
in any fabric or color extant , from
$4 to $30
Columbia Clothing Co. ,
Cor. 13th and Farnam Sts.
am also willing to submit my original score
of any or all of those operas to any com
petent" musician in pioof that I mvself have
written them. It has bcnn said that Hichard
tionec , thn will ki.own Viennese ) composer ,
whoso pupil I hnvo the honor of calling my
self , wrote the greater part of the score of
liobiri Hooil. ' I am willing to wugur the
sum of SIU.OOJ that Mr. Gcnoe did not write
or In any way inspire any part of any of my
operas , and 1 will engage to obtain Irom him
n wriUon statement to that effect. I am
also raauv to submit , nt any time , to any
test to provo the truth of my staloment. "
Actors gn up or down with surprising Hue-
tualiims of lortuno. Harry Leo , once a
promising Loris with Fanny Davenport in
"Fedora , " Is ploying the minor pnrt of un
old man In Nat Goodwin's now play , "A
Glided Fool. " On the other hand , Adelaide
Dctrhon was regarded ns of small account
when she went to lineland n few year ? ago ,
but there bho attained great voauo ns u par
lor entertainer , nnd comes back prosperous.
How to Keep good fortune when once they
hnvo it is a problem with slngu folks. Lotiib
C'ollins , now receiving * UI ) a week during
her American season , knows- Hint she will
requirn bomothing else than "Ta-ra-ra Lonm
de-ay" when she returns to Lonelon , else bho
will drop back to omowhoro near the wages
she used to receive. She is trying hard to
discover unothor American sons as peculiar
us ttio one which has enriched her already ,
and which she can extend Into some sort of
extravagant achievement.
rim newest prlma donna that tins been cn-
shrhiRd In Parisian favor p.-Bosses u his
tory which would bo romantic outside of the
npcra. JSIarlo Deltia is only 21 yours old.
Four years ago .sho was ungacod as waitress
in n provincial lestnurant. \ \ hen not wait
ing on travelers she assisted in the duties of
the kitchen , ami in Ihoso intervals Degullod
the tedium of eilslrvashlnu Uy singing. Ono
afternoon nn impulsive eliner cast tisido his
knife anel fork , und rushing into the kitchen
embraced thei young woman enthusiastically.
The dishwasher wns u virtuous ponon iiiul
nol to bo tiillod with. She promptly dropped
hersoni : nml her plates at the MUIIU moment ,
nnd boiling the slrnngor'a beard eulTcd him
soundly. Ills ardor biimowhat elampemcd by
I his recmilion , thu gentleman explained that
there was a fortune In her vole-i1. There
upon M.eilu dried her hands and slgeud n
contract , with him. The enthusiast look her
to Pans , placed her minor good training and
has tccontlv Intro.liic.'il her with irreat DUO-
CB.SS Into the musical r.-orlJ.
Mrs , Peittor recently nave n Washington
reporter this bolf-autlsllc-d account of herself ,
and the pecuniary independence bhei siiealtj
of H eloublluss iho kuvnoto to much of the
attraction a profnsbionel : carejer has for
women. "Hut , you know , 1 have never been
n society woman , a genuine society woman.
The woman who makes her way in society
bv her wits or her lace , or whatever clinrru
she has , Isn't a society woman. The toclotv
wnman Is thn woman who holds n
position In the soe-Hl world ihroiiKli
lior family or her fortune or
her husband , which doesn't ' depend
on any one's favor thu woman who la n
power because of whnttthu e-an do In iho way
of entertaining , eatliorlnif pjojiloaround her
thei woman who can havu a snlon. 1 was
novnr such n OHO. I wnnt to Now York un
known. My huslKinel'h ' family never Pxi'rted
thointulvn ? lo m ilto mu papular in siinoiy or
give mo a piauu in it. I had no IIIOIIM to on-
tertalri. I could reclto. Mv facu p'n.ised ' , I
huppn e ) . I could turnlsh amusomonl and
entertainment for society people ) through mv
pjiii'hunt for amatuur thoatrlculs. What
irieMieU or popularity I won I won
myself. Thei woman who makns
her way ns 1 had lo imiko mine in bociuiy is
"
only n social charlatan. My llfn Is a full"nun
and 1 am happy. 1 have worlc that Interests
me. I lovu U. I am making my own living
and urn indcpnndcnl. I needn't en to any
one lo beg i i or 5 cents when I want to
spend money , und when my money Is bp nl
I need nciount for it to no ono but myself.
I have seen moreoC the world than I would
over have snen had I notgono on thu stage ,
nnd that lias been u delight and un educa
tion that I canr.ot describe. I have friends
all around the world genuine friends , in
every city I goto who like mo lor my own
Buko and who uro conccnlnl. "
H.11'IW.
Returns from four Mutes show that six
ardent IOVUM won bndts by bcttlai ; on
Oloyulaud.
Acnes Huntlnglon , the prirna donna , and
Paul Druuuun Uruvuth , u leading lawyer of
Wow YorK city , were mai-ricd at noon
Tuesday ,
Tbo girl that rnarrie * tor mnnov us ally
nas a look ou her fauu after marriage thut
Indicates that she Is bavlag trouble collect-
lug her salary.
Ho ( despondently ) Our marriage will
Imvo to bei postponed. 1 have lo > t my situa
tion uud huvuu't uny income at all. She )
INTERNATIONAL SANITARIUM
IGtii and Howard Streets ,
BO Iteieims for I'ntlcntH. OMAHA , NED ,
1'or the treatment of
Chfonic , Private 1 Nervous Diseases ,
MALE AND FI'MAMI.
Piles , Fistula. Fissure and Sti'ic-
tttru ol'tlio Itue'tuni
ly oiirc < l witliont the u < , c of Knife ,
'I.igatuie or Caustic.
Enclosi Ic. In strimps nnd emr 107jiago HOOK
em DISI.ASI.S und 1'iirstUjn Illnnks ,
111 lie MAIM.I ) l.'lii : ! . .
INTIMIXATIONAI. SAMTAItlUM.
I'lilh nnd Ilo ar > ! SIR. , Omaliii , KeU
W.c MAXWKI.I. . M. I ) . . l'ies. siei.Ho , , 11.1 , m. . .
Chnpofu'ily ) That eloesn't matter now , dear.
Wei shall not need any ; I've learned how lo
trim my awn hats.
Mrs. Hunting ( readmu' from n fashion
D.rppr ) I'lieni Is no clmngo in poclrotbouks
Hit'Ko.isnn. liu'itlnir Thorn hasn't been any
In inlno since I rnarricil you.
Henry .lo'ics of Iionton , Mo. , cloned wilh
his own wlfo. iShu hid been forcibly lukon
from him after thu marriage last July nnd
e'losoly guarded by her parents. Hut It
availed nothing.
This is a ( Jliietixtro advertisement : "Tall ,
cdncaieel , prolessluiial wnlowor ( past middle )
iii-c ) , no ineumbratieu ) , with ninnlo Income
anel line suburban home , desires to marry
before Chrlxtmnr. "
Newly Made Hridn Mamma hays she
does not ihinK wo will over iiuurrol as shu
and ji.ipa do. ( ironm Never , dearest.
Noxvlv Mido ilrieio No ; ho suyr you will
bu much easier to manano than papa WIIH.
Mrs. Hollows My lira husbanel , sir , was
n kind brurtPd man. Ho would novoreluun
net that would tend lo rentier nnother un-
hii | < pv. Old liellnws ( sncorlngly ) ( Jh , nol
Hei eililn'i go dlo and leave ) you to rope mo
In , did lief
When the Mmilnw of a young iiiun'tj hat Is
si-oil for several buccossivo .Sunday nlghUs
against the p'irlor cui'li.ln it's proof lio'.s
doing verv 'cll , but when the bhaelnw afior-
wards disappears In totnl irloom tbo proba
bilities uro he's just holding his own.
For nt lenst two months after a man Is
married hu never uous down the nlslo to his
Heat In rliurch without feeling lu the back of
hinoi'U thut everybody Is looking at him ,
AH a mailer of fuel , noriody u paylnu' him
itiu loabi attention , I' ; very body is .staring ut
thei lirldo.
bourn ir.tcro tlng statistics em marriages
in Prussia show that the marriage rate has
risen from eight eir nine lo hovoiitcen lu the
1OJJ inhabitants durlnc the last yeara ; this
rate is us high as thai in Iho "good old
iimos" from IblO lo IblH , The avoraco uge of
rnairving IIIRII rumalns at the former lU'tiru
of li'.i1 ; . In Ibsl It was U'.i , in issi ) S'J 2-5.
Mr. ( jeorgo Stewart of Now York aslcod
MMM Alills tu bo his wife. Hodiii bo } ust for
fun. Wt.un hu l.iiled to como to time fihei
buud him , Just for damages , The court in
structed thei Jury thai iho law could not dls-
tiniiuish botwcnu Jocular proposals and the
olhei iitnil. Wherefoio Uiu iwolvo good men
decided U.at ( ieorgu ought to pony up about
SJ.lKiO for hU little Joke
Thu tnarrmi < o of Miss Coraho LivlugHton
Ciiirdiilor to Alexander U. Cox of London
Drought out colonial fumllK'i of Now York.
The bride , u brilliant brunette , were an ux-
ejulsito eiroiB of rolnt d'Alencon lace and
whlto brocade. It was made with a court
tiulu of nrccado which foil over the skirl of
while a.UIn udorncd wit li draperies of lace ,
Hur veil was of rich old polr.i d'Alencon , an
heirloom that bus served at several wed *
dings In the Gardlnor family. Kho wore a
pearl noclclnc.1 , thu ( ; lft of her brother-Ill ,
law , Mr , Alfred Uox , and u dmmond crescent ,
ll.ogiltof tt.o groom. Hho carried a Thorloy
idiuquet ol turtjo whllo shrysuutbomuia *
tied with a narrow whltu shtln ribbon ana
kprayed with white obrysuuthsuiutai.
