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! THE OMAHA DAILY BEgj MONDAY. MAY 13 , 1881) ) . win Ut I ) ) rt ( " le wt GREATEST oar ON EARTH. ' : . ' . ' " ADMISSION FREE. 'CHILDREN HALF PRICE. * 13 Great Shows Under One Roof PRICES , not PALACES , PLEASE the PEOPLE MEN'S $5.00 SACK SUITS , made from mixua ( lurk patterns $2 60 * MEN'S $7.00 SUITS , nmdo from n grayish chocU cheviot pultorn 8 60 * * ; T : MEN'S $8.50 SUITS , mudo from nptit and stylish cheviots , at , 4 25 GOODS ! MEN'S $10.00 AH Wool Gray mid Brown CASSIMERE SUITS 5 00 * * * M EN'S $12.00 WHIPCORD 'WORSTED SUITS , wear like iron 0 01) ) ' St * MEN'S ' $12.00 ASSAUET BLUE FLANNEL SUITS , guaranteed strictly all Large purchases from the great Lindauer Bros. failure and the windup - wool and fast color i 0 00 up of Simeon Farwell & * Co. enable us to offer the following : MEN'S $11.00 Blnck Plaid Diagonal WORSTED SUITS at 7 00 MEN'S 815.00 BANNOCKDURN CHEVIOT SUITS , regular Gent's British Half Hose at oo Gout's 2Sc Cloth Covered Cuffs , per box 5 ° ironsides to wear , a variety of patterns . . . . 7 60 Gent's 25e English Ilnlf Ilobo , in solid and fancy colors lie Gent's Ific Cloth Covered Collars , par box U ° MEN'S 81(5.00 ( FITOUBURG WORSTED SUITS , in pmall brown stripe. 8 00 ' . ' Gent's $1.00 French Percale Shirts , collars attached , Gent's 15c Wire Spring Sleeve Holders 5 ° MEN'S $17.CO Velvet Finished CASSIMERE SUITS , dnrlc and blue colors 8 GO nlco patterns 50o Men's and Boys' Straw Hats , all styles , in line braids , and plaid pattern * Gent's $2.00 conuino ALL LINEN Shirts $1 00 fancy tips and leather sweats 30o MEN'S ' $20,00 SUITS 25 BlUEMt styles at $10,00 Men's GOc Hickory Work Shirts SHe Men's 7o ( ) Crush Hats , everybody wears them 35o , , Men's 31.00 Fancy Flannel Shirts , beautiful patternB. 50e Boys' $1.60 Jacket and Pant Suits , neat patterns 7fio This line includes splendid silk mixed tailor-made Suits ; superb Men's OOo , Men's Summer , Blue Denim Overalls with apron 45o Coats and Vests nice patterns 76o wain lined cheviot Suits ; elegant satin faced four-button cutaway Gent's Men's Odd , COc line Rod and Blue Striped Unlbriggun Vests summer weight 10n Suits in erav " and brown , and flno English worsted dross Suits , In Underwear . 30o Men's UOc Black Silk Bows G blaolj. all at" $10.00. MEN'S ' $22,50 SUITS , mate from BUB imnorlei wosteil , Silll 11,25 MEN'S ' $25,00 Edinburgh Diagonal Cheviot SUITS.- 12,50 Bargains , not buncombe , carry the day. The McShane Barn The latest and nobbiest style in the market. MEN'S ' $28.00 Soft Finish French Worstei SUITS , to ml aid frocX - 14,01) ) sale , a grand success. Thousands have visited the novel es MEN'S ' $30,00 English lontefl Prince Albert DRESS SUITS 15,00 tablishment , to be surprised and delighted. L. O. ERICAN CLOTHIER , CORNER 15th and DODGE STREETS. ELECTRIC LIGHTS. OPEN TILL 9 O'CLOCK. n i . ' < ' IHE MAN WITH THE CRIP , Comings and Goings In and About Omaha. , TWO FUNNYTICKET EXPERIENCES Cabin's Directions to Jjivcry Monopoly ely Tim's Advice to the Discour aged Poor Accommodations * c YorJc lilncoln Notes. The Boss Carpenter. Ono day this week , about 2 p. m , , the B. & fil. was pulling through tbo saud hills toward Alliance. Behind me sat an aged lady , and I heard her ask of another lady , "Aro wo pomlng to Ellswortbl" "Ves , " BOIO tbo Jady , "but you don't want to got off there. [ h Jt Is only a station , and there is no place for ' hr ' jrou to.Btop. " The old lady explained that r I < i eho hail a son living near that place and ho ' would meet her. She then pulled out a letter - tor from her son which showed that the place ' wanted to reach was Alnswortb , on the f'io , Elkborn & Missouri Volley road. ho had coma from ChlUicotbo , Mo , , had traveled two days and nearly two nights , and \vas farther away , by rail , from Ainsworth than when she started. She said she did not buy the ticket herself , but trusted that to JMr. Evans , "tho boss carpenter of Chilli- cotbe , who had traveled ovorwboro and knowed everything. " The boss carpenter examined the map , said there wan no such place as Ainsworth , and that Ellsworth was the place where she wanted to go. The lady had no money , but tbo conductor kindly took her to Alliance where ha telegraphed her eon bf her misfortune. She was an oVen tempered woman , and , although she was BOvonty-cicht years old , did not seem to bo mueh disturbed , but ono thing the declared Very vigorously , and that was that the "DOSS" carpenter iho'uid never buy another ticket ' for her. _ _ _ _ _ The story above suggests another error Snore uroteaijuo Htlll. It was on a southern toad , and a portly-looking gentleman was tbo hero. Ho bad a combination and n form , indeed , whore every god did seem to sot iiis oal to glvo the world assurance of a squire. A few scats in front Bat an ancient-looking widow , whoso nose was like tbo ono spoken of lu tbo songs of Solomon , "that lookuth flown like the tower of Lebanon upon Da mascus. " The squire moved his corpulency to tbo scat iUHl in the roar of tbo widow. In a little time they were engaged In an ani mated conversation about the weather and crops. The equlro showed his ticket to the widow. She pretended to read It , and handed him back his ticket and hers also. IIo looked at her ticket , and with a knowing ftlrsald : "You are goiug there , are youl" After a tlmo tbo squlro moved to another out , fell Into a slumber and snored seem ingly with the mad intent of out-pufllng the engine , Ablngdon was reached aud the Widow was put off. Slio protested , but tbo conductor snlu that was tbo place her ticket called for and it the agent bad nmdo a mis take ho could not help it. Tbo squire woke up \Vithvlllo , a hundred miles from his homo. It then dawned upon him that bo had changed tickets with the widow. The citizens made up money and sent the widow homo rejoicing. Tbo squire found no sym pathetic friend * , and had to write homo for funds , and it was moro than a week before bo heard hla "honest watcli dog's bark , bay ing docp-moutbcd welcome. " Whether the "squire , whllo. waiting for money , culled to BOO the widow , after her arrival , is not known , but It 15 safe to infer that the no qualutance , BO unhappily formed , was not renewed. _ Economical Toblu. Little docs the outside world know of the trials and tribulations of tbo traveling man. Many uro the hardships which they endure without a tauruier , and , true to tholr na ture , grievances are suppressed without a whimper. The writer has in mind a casa which occurred within the past wool : that would have u gravutod the ordinary citizen to dcnporation. Tbo facts were those t Thuro were ilvo representative ! ! of Omaha houses doing fine work on the Black' Hills branch of the Union Pacific last week , and in their earnest desire to keep ahead of com petitors , found it necessary to make a drive around the "Horn. " FrankTobin. . of the Schuylor Gun company , who was recently made "president of the Scbuylcr Gun club , " was delegated as chief of the "big live" on livery. His llrst bid received was $0 for two teams 14 miles , whereas $2.50 each was the regular rate. Frauit said ho would see the liveryman in Sobostopol before he would pav It , and started out for moro bids. Fi nally bo found n man that had a sot of hurncss cxcoDtmc the lines and bridles also two loft wheel horses , and If ho could borrow Reynolds' brown mare and Jenkins' roan horse aud some moro harness , ho would make the drive for $5 , tbo usual price. In his eagerness to bind tbo bargain , Frank 'handed him a $30 gold piece for a silver dollar , and would probably never nave discovered bis mlsuko bad not tbo man commenced to bite it ana remarked to a bystander that bo never saw ono of them kind of dollars before. The start was to bo made at 12:30 : p. m. , but preliminaries bad consumed so much valuable tlmo that the party wore , growing impatient , and Tom Harvey , tbo anarchist , declared that If the start could not bn mudo forthwith ho would take .the next steamer down the Loup and navigate the waters of the Uod Cedar bygovernmontram , or dain-a-nito the whole party forever und anon. Ed Strcotor , of Poyeke Bros. , was also growing quite tropical foe fear some un principled competitor would reach Albion nhoad of him and cut a half cunt on "banana" or "gum drops , " and bo would lose a valuable order , whllo Hollaway , of thoOrnahuKubbor company , protested earnestly against the un warranted delay and moved the impeach ment of Tobin us chief of the "Uig Five. " tbo motion was lost , as it required a two- thirds voto. Knapp , who claims to bo an expert - port driver , having recently driven 120 miles In fifteen hours , laid early claim to the right to handle tbo ribbons on this occasion , and as ho wanted to-inako live or &ix moro towns tlio same day , it was agreed that ho drive and the party would got there If among the possibilities. Tbo "start was effected and good time was made for ttio llrst cicbt miles ; when Gar- neuu's cracker man was met very much de pressed In spirits , ho enquired bow far it was to Newman's Grove , and when told that bo was on tbo road to Cedar Ilaplds bo be came delirious , and In bis ravings declared that the "Hir ( Five" wore a set of road agents , and that the loft bind wheel of their canopy top was dished the wrong way , which , upon examination , proved to bo a fact. This wus a stunner to the peaceful and pleasant peregrinations of the "Big Five. " Numerous suggestions were mudo ns to what should bo done. Hollaway , the rubber man. wanted to bound over the prairies to Albion on foot. Strootor proposed that the party skulk in the tail grass und plav high live until the second team came up. Anarchist Harvey produced dyiatnlto from his grip and Insisted upon the party being at peace with the world , lobln , however , pulled bis Smith & Wesson persuader and woimnandnd the party to Join him in prayer. It was afterwards voted that Knupp should drive to the nearest villa , pro- euro another vehicle und return for the party , as it was not certain that tbo second team with the trunks nml ( trips would coma this way. While Knupp xvas gone a "bllzzarotto" came prancing over the prairies and proved extremely fatal in its result. The wrecked party ( and wrecks they wee ) happened to be directly In lu pathway , and it lifted them like n feather into mid-air (90 ( light , you kuoiy ) , and the next board of them Holla- way and Harvey were in St. Edwards. Strcdtcr lit in Newman's Grove * Tobln's hat was soon in Schuylcr ( his alleged homo ) , but a farmer near tbo pathway Of tbo destructive "bill" said bo saw a man two duy * after wards , answering Tobln's description , roam ing the prairie like mad , shouting that ho would never pay an extra dollar to any man- oi > olUtlo liveryman , nor would ho stand on thu back end of a freight train caboose and throw stones at aa agent in tbo depot , There are hopes of bis recovery , Hint Given Advice. I take it , dear UEE , that ut SOO.Q time or ether you bavo boon "on the -oad. " If so , you will recall many of tbo discouragements and embarrassments to which thu traveling man is subject. Many a lime coo Kturt < t on a trip buoyant with hope , Justified ( n expecta tion o ( a treat trade , and yet is doomed to disappointment. Business is dull ; the bottom tom seems to have dropuad out. Your cus tomers receive you coldly ; instead ot orders you receive complaints , and everything seems to go wrong with you. You become nervous , irritable and fretful ; you feel as if you had "lost your grip , " and approach your trade without couildeiico in your salesmanship. These are critical trips for the drummer , especially if ho happens to bo a novice , and if ho should succumb to his feeling of dis couragement , and "go In , " his house is lia ble to share his distrust of his own ability , and in many cases his career "on the road" ends then and there. I wish to give a word of advice to the drummer : Always finish your trip if possi ble. If it starts out poor , keep your good humor and persevere , and in the end it will generally average up well. And , to the house , I wish to say : If your representative happens to meet with bad luck , do not add to his trials and vexations by harsh letter or sarcastic complaints , but encourage him with kind words , and you will spur him on to better endeavors and better results. In 187-11 represented a chemical house , and loft for a trip January 15. My flrst two weeks wore disastrous ; 1 did not make ex penses. I became so discouraged and depressed - pressed that I wrote my house for permis sion to "come in. " I Btlll retain the letter I rocclvod in reply. The 11 rm gently but posi tively insisted upon my continuing my trio to the end , and then in most friendly and kindly wordi told mo not to yield to the blues , but to do the best I could , and they would bo satisllod. It was astonishing how their cheering wcras encouraged mo. I went on with u will and full of cnorgy , nd the trip turned out a regular bummer ; In fact , it was ono of tbo best I over made for the house. It.vas during this trip that myself und a few other drummers concluded we would have some fun with a foreign looking chap who occupied a seat in the same coach with us. He was a long-legged , bearded , spectacled man , apparently u German , and was intently roailingta paper. Ouo of tbo boys approached him and said : "Lands man , can you speak Engllshl" Thn German looked surprised , and nodded assent. "Canyst du Deutsch sprcchonl" queried the drummer , winking ut us. "On , Yah I" replied the Gorman , with a merry twinkle m bis eye. "And what name do you go by , old follow ) " was the next question. Wo wore fairly paralyzed when tbo Ger man rcplcd : "Carl Schurz. " Siu. Lincoln Notos. J. F. Carrett , who ills out this part of the country with hats und caps from the stock of W. L , Parroto & Co. , of Omaha , has a tale of woo to toll. A leading Lincoln doctor put some tough bills In the hands ot a collector , who , in his own language , "never lots up when ho gets after a man. " Among tbo no- counts wus ouo against u man named Frank Gurrctt , whom the directory puts down ns boarding at trio Opelt house. Now it hap pens that Jncir , the Omaha Garrett , also makes his headquarters at the Opelt. The Intelligent reader will Jump at conclusions as quick ua that collector did , but it happens that the collector's conclusion was uot right. Jack is not Frank , but the man of duns prefers to believe solemn as surances to tbo contrary given him by some of tbo boys "on the quiet , but dead straight. " He regards Jack as a bolu , bad man , and cheater of honest collectors , and Juok has had a circus ever since tbo affair began , Tbo collector duns him before bis friends , gooa to tbo train to dun him In a crowd , duns him by mall , sends bis dun to the house and goes to .Tack's customers with a tale of bis vil lainy. Jack la growing tbin and melancholy , but tbo boys continue to urge on the human bull dog. Now , that tbo snap is out , they ought to lot up. The D. & M. at York. YORK , Nob. , May 8. [ Special to TUB BBB.I At a rather early hour this morning five suvaeo-looking individuals scrambled into thu precincts of TUB HUB representative at this place , with inors appearance of blood in their oycs than auy ordinary circumstance would warrant. Their complaint was just such as could have boon made hero.many tluitiS' before , but this morning's incident proved the last straw that the camel com plained of. Mr. Hubbcll , the spokesman of the delegation , lianded the representative tbo following letter , which was to bo sent to tbo B. & M. superintendent , with the request that it bo published in TUB BII : ; : Youic , Neb. , May 8. D. E. Thompson , Superintendent B. & M. , Lincoln , Nob. Dear Sir : Wo , the undersigned , were nt the depot at this place this morning at 8iiO : o'clock to talte No. 45 , which is a train duly advertised to carry passengers to Aurora and Grand Island. Having severally pur chased tickets to such points mentioned , would represent , That at the fine when such train was duo , the engine belonging to such train came up to the water tank Just east of the station , leaving the train back out of sight around a bend and through a cut. That your agent did not give us any notice that the train would not stop at said station. That the engine backed the train out of sight of the depot , and went past said stti- tlo n at a very rapid rate , estimated at twenty miles per hour , thereby preventing our get ting on said tralncauslng us such great damage - ago and delay equal to ono day or a value of tir each. Under those circumstan ces wo state to yoi\ \ the above facts , trusting that you will take such measures as justice and equality shall seem to demand for our relief in tbo matter. Yours Truly , B. C. Hunnm.i , , Chicago , of Heath St. Mullican Mfg. Co. B. P. BLAXCIURD , Atchison. of Carlisle & Co. It. F. BACON , Omaha , of McCord , Brady & Co. E. V. DA'VIS , Chicago , of Charles Truax & Co. C. N. MAXEV , Philadelphia , of Glbbio & Co. Omaha's Sunday GHCHIH. At the Millard : C. Plattcnburg , J. P. Kelly , George M. Nobles , O. Q. Phillips , J , M. Young , Chicago ; Y. O. Tussoy , August Horston , St. Louis ; William Brennon , Mil waukee ; Edgar H. Scott , Kockford ; Temple Pierce , Boston ; A. H. Cartborn , Baltimore. At the Paxton : F. O. Bunn. J. IT. Hitch cock. G. E. BullulT. L. L. Happal , S. H. Kahu , C. Bujeloyo , Chicago ; H. H. Hugan , W. H. Schoson. Joe Hlngbor , Now York ; P. F. Collins , A. Hlrschborg , T. -Tlgan , D. W. Guernsey , St. Louis. At tbo Murray : A. B. Elraw , Now York ; John S. Stull , Auburn , Mich. ; F. C. Follott , St. Louis ; N. C. Fish , Boston : H. A. Clover , Charles Mority , G. , J. Me Wan , Chicago. At the Barker : Charles Klrner , Now York ; Charles G. Bragg , St. Joseph : George King. St. Louis ; C. A. Kobrobackcr , Fred Hughes , Kansas City ; C. E. Frominann , St. Louis. . At the Arcade George Millard , Chicago ; J. M. Sh"dao , New\York ; T. A. Twyinan , Detroit ; M. J. Dudiiy.tSt. Louis. Samples. The A. C , Annopt personal last week should have read : > IE"Formerly with tbo Omaha Rubber company , will work the Elkhorn - horn and 13 lac it Hllla territory In the inter ests of Williams , VanAornam & Harto. " Knight Whiting , he of the St. Louis tobacco plug , has been kept at homo this weak by the dangerous illnc9/of a child , who'is now convalescing. Whiting's firm , by tbo way , sold nearly 2l,0J0.4oo ( pounds ot plug last year , or about 575 ! cur loads , and bo placed his share of it lu Nqbraska , Lincoln has two quartor-a-inilllon-dollar hotel enterprises ou the string. At the head of ono is General McBrldo , who wants it near his now block at Twelfth and P , in the same block with the Windsor. Ho had Chicago cage and Kansas Oily men ou the grounds tbo other day , and' they agreed to go in if Lincoln parties will tuko $50,000 of the stock. Mr. J. J. Imhoff Is booming a scheme for a similar enterprise several blocks south of the other. _ _ _ Dyspepsia and Constipation. Henry B. Archer , receiver of taxes of the city of Yonkers , N , Y. , Baya of BIUNDIIBTII'B PILLS : For tbo past ton years I bavo been using BiuNDKETti's PILI.S for self and family , Wo flna them a sovereign remedy for indigestion and constipation , taking ono or two every night for tea days , They are also admirable blood purifiers , perfectly harmless but ex ceedingly effective as a catharic. I first used them myolf , particularly for biliousness and dyspepsia. They relieved too In two weeks. I chourf ully reoommoud them. THERE'S ' NOTHING IN A NAME At Least That Is the Opinion of a U. P. Section Boss. COULDN'T TALK AUSTRALIAN. A StrniiKO Transformation Kcono In tlio JBlkhorn Oflioe News and Gossip About the Va rious Hoatls. Grilled Him Burke For Short. An employe of the Union Pacific has drawn many a dollar from tbo exchequer of that company under an alias , and is at present on the pay roll under a bequeathed tiamo. About three years ago an Australian caioo to Omaha. Ho sought employment and was hired by Patrlcic McCarthy , a section boss on the Union Paclllo , to work for tlio company at South Omaha. The Australian dialect was as f6rclgn to Pat as was the English tongue to the Australian. Put must have the name of his employe , but when ho propounded the question , "Pnat's your name ] " the Australian stood and iMod at him tn utter dismay. Finally Pat had to make his report , In order that each man might draw his earnings. Ho checked up all the names until ho reached a blank space in his time book. Hero was where the Australian came in. Ho again attempted to ascertain the name , but the last attempt was us unsucccsstul as the llrst. Finally Pat , stepping up to the Australian said : "Shuro , yuro nnino is BurkoI Och , ol know yccs well , " and in the tlmo book ho traced in a hand leg ible only to Patrick , "Michael Burke. " Subsequently the Australian acquired command of sufllciont English to pronounce his name. It is Aitu , but ho still draws his pay under the name of M. Uunto , ami is known by that name among his associates. Aita , himself , makes general uco of his ac quired cognomen , although his appearance strongly contrasts with that of persons who lay claim to the name through tholr an cestry. The hoys m the general passcngor depot of the Elkhorn were startled a fuw days ago by the appearance of a man whom they re garded an onilro stranger. The individual alluded to walked into tbo general paisongor agent's private oftlco und seated himself at the desk. Thinking that It was some intl- ma to friend of the general passcngor ngont , a dork stopped to the door and Informed the susucptcd intruder that Mr. Buchanan , ( the general passnngor agent ) would soon return. The supposed visitor startled everybody ' m the oftlco by taking a bunch of keys from his pocket and unlocking private compartment * of the the ofllcc. One gazed at the other In aston- mont. Meanwhile the visitor was busying himself peering ever private manuscripts. Just as an ejectment committee had been organized for thu purpose of "llrlng" the unwelcome - welcome eucst , the latter gave them another shock by announcing that ho was Mr. Bu- olmnan , also general passenger agent of the Elkborn , And auro enough ho was. But ho did not look much like the Mr. Buchanan of ouo hour previous. Cn the meantime ho meandered to a tonsorial artist and had tils flowing board shaved off , leaving but a moustache to adorn his rotund features. The change was so great that Mr. Buchanan came near havincr to put the barber on the stand to tosiify that bo was really himself , fiunday Train IloHtorod. The Burlington yesterday came to the con clusion that the discontinuation of ( Sunday trains was not all profit , ana last night re vived the Sunday service , which was discon tinued but two weeks ago , To-day Nos. 8 and 0 , between Omaha and Chicago ! will again bo placed In tbo service , und will In the future bo run on Saturday night and Sunday , as of yore. The refusal of tbo Union Pacific und parallel lines , to discon tinue Sunday trains , together with tbo in- crcaso in traffic. Is what prompted the Bur lington to restore its abandoned trains. llnllroad Notes. Yesterday now time cards took effect on tbo Union Pacific , Burlington , Northwest ern , Milwaukee , Hock Island and Wabush. On and aftur to-day the Black Hills & Hastings express on the Elkhorn will arrive in Omaha at 3:45 : p. m , The section foremen on the Nebraska divi sion of the Union Pacific took their beats yesterday for the first time , as per order Issued Friday by Roadmastor Brown. The change results in a saving of $5 per month on each section to the company. Hood' : ) Sursaparilla is peculiar | O Itself and superior to till other propnra tions in strength , oo onomyand modica merit. _ * t An Acknowledgement. Mrs. F. W , Hanson , called at this office to ask that a public acknowledgement bo made of the courtesies extended to bar by the Union Pacific freight department. The lady has met tvith great misfortune. Her hus band , F. W. Hanson , a conductor on the Northern Pacifiu railroad , mat accidental death while on duty , about two years ago. The lady was ao-ain married at Buttc , Jan uary lit , 1838 , to W. E. McLennan , a brakeman - man on tlio Union Pacific , who deserted her a few days thereafter. Their household effects were shipped from Fargo , Dak. , to Pocatullo , Idaho , Incurring n bill of charges amounting to (118 , which the lady has Just finished paying. The officials of the Union Pacific gave her sufficient time in which to pay the bill and extended other kindness. Mrs. Hanson also extends thanks to Mr. Phil Stimmol and Mr. Walker , of the Can- field house , for favors shown. Koomfnuly Krndlcatod With repeated and powerful doses of qui nine , chills and fever , in some one of Its various forms , springs into nctivo existence again , often without the slightest apparent provocation. To extinguish the smouldering embers of this obstinate and recondite maludy. no less than to subdue It when it rages fiercely In ( ho system , Ilostetter's Stomach Bitters is all sufllclcut. When every resource of the pharmacopoeia has been oxnaustod against it in vain , the Bit ters conquer it will remove every lingering vcbtlgo of It. Nay. more , tbo Bitters will protect those brought within the Influence of the atmospheric poison that begets malarial disease , from its attacks. Disorders of the stomach , liver and bowels , are among the complaints to bo apprehended from the use of iniasnm-talntod water. These arc both cured and prevented by the Hitters. Rheu matism , constipation and rounl complaints yield to its actiou. Local Military Notes. The measured tread of _ the Omaha Guards was heard Friday and Saturday nights , as they marched to and returned from the war concert. The young men on Seventeenth street nrc practicing base ball , and will soon play a game with the officers at Fort Omaha. The Fort Omabu nine plays the Council Bluffs nine , next Sunday. Thu game will take place on the letter's now grounds. Mr. Wedomoyer , who was ono ot the suc cessful candidates before the department bo.ird , is in New York , Ho Is on hit * way to Symond's ' preparatory school , at Sing Sing. N , Y. , whuro no will take up a course until he Is ordered before the final board at Fortress Monroe , Va. , which will meet In August. The two others , Mr. Drum and Mr. Wilde , are enjoying themselves with their parents at homo , The Foronco : picked nine and the Union Pacifies , will play ball to-day , Major Butler , who came homo from Hollo- vue , Saturday night , to enjoy Sunday din ner , with his sous , returns Monday morning. Tbo troops ut Fort Omaha wore Inspected by the secretary ofvur and his party , on Saturday. Sergeant Heading , ( the Unknown ) , of the Scconu Infantry band , lias gene to Chicago to partake in the six-day race , which com- inoncos to-day. The soldiers all hiivo confi dence In him , and have backed him with money.Soreoant Klnucmnu went as tbo Unknown's trainer , T.HE HYimoPIiOIIIA. VICTIM. Fun oral of John Shnoert Nrt Pear oi NOW C.1KO ? . John Shubert , the victim of hydrophobia , was buried yesterday in Laurel Ulll ceme tery. A largo number of people , besides rel atives and neighbors Who had known the deceased - ceased , attended and followed his remains to the grave. Hov. H. C. Crane , pastor of Hill side Congregational church , officiated at the house aud prenjhed a short sermon. The horrible death of this man loft a very sad impression upon the minds of these who know him. Ho was a sober , Industri ous citizen , in the prime of Hfo , and was rapidly making his murk as ono oi the most skilled wood carvers in this city. The fear occasioned by the reports that eight ether people have been bitten by the same dog that bit Shubert seems , so far as can bo learned , to bo unfounded. Not one of the parties said to have been attacked can ba found. When Shubcrt's neighbors learned that his illness waa the result of a wound created by the anindl , some woman was hoard to remark that it baa bitten a little child of Shubert'a sister-in-law In the foot , but further than this the matter is a mystery. Two or three doctors and as many' reporters have boon i find thn child , but an yet their efforts are unsuccessful. No one seems to have certain knowledge as to whether the dog was killed or is still allvo and at lar e. Dr. Lord nays his Understanding is that tbo child had n thick woolen stocking on Its foot , and that that the bite was not serious enough to draw blood. If such ore the facts , ho hoc no fours of the results. Two fjlttlo Girl * . I have two little girls ono two and the other four years of ago. They were Doth very badly aftlicted with eruptions on tbo' face and nock. Sometimes when they would strike the sores against anything , they would bleed as long as ten minutes ; they were In fact so painful that wo had to tie up the hands of the younger with soft rags to prevent her from scratching off the llosb. They Buffered In this way for about eight months , during which time wo tried several remedies without any relief. Seeing Swift's Specific was recommended highly , I discarded all ether remedies nnu. bought ono bottle of it , and gave to the children , and it cured both sound and well , and they are not * en tlrlyfrco from any trouble. There U n othig us good for blood and akin trouble * at S..S. Dowllng Green , Ky.V. . L. WOODVAUD. Tf you have any corn fodder the shcop will pick it over nnil clonn the stalk * . 11 tlio fodder is bright and cloun nil clusscs of Block \ylll relish it. If tlio Catarriial Dangers , To bo f i oud from the dangem of suffocation w hlln lying ilown 1 10 broathu fi eoly. sloop sound. ly nml undisturbed : to rise lofrcshed , bead clear , brain active and free from pain or nclio ; to know to know that no poisonous putrid mat ter rtotllcs the breath und rots awuy the dollcaU machinery of smell , taste anrl hearing : to foil that the syctom ilovs not , through Us veins uud arteries , suck up the polKon that I * sine to un dermine mul destroy is indeed a blessing be- vend nil other mimun enjoyment * . To imrclmno Immunity fium Hiic.li n futeKlionld bo the object of all allllctfd. Hut thos.i ho huvu tried inuny remedies nml phyHlcluiiHUcHpnlr of i ehcf or otiro. HANVOIIII'H fUnicAii Cum. insets frvory phase of Catarrh , from n dimple bund cold to the most i loatliBome mid destructive stages. It J local mul constitutional Instant in ri'llcvliiK , pur- t munont in curing , .safe economical and ncvcr- f all I UK. H tKKOim.H llADiCAii CuiiK consUU of onobot- tleof It.vniOAi , CUIIE , onu box of CATAiiuiiAr , HOI.VKNT , ami . Junu . . 'l/ll. ftn l Ml one .MIIMfTr.U JMIAI.KU , All wrapped In ono putkapo with trcatse anil tlonc , und sold t > tall uriiBKlsta fee SI.00. ] ' ( ) TTruiiiiuaACiiKiiiCAi.CoiironATiNllO3TOK : ( PAINS AND WEAKNESS , 'O ( fcmolcj inutantly relieved > > Y tha now , cleKantundlnfulllble Antidote to 1'aln. JniiuinmatlonundWeukneaa , the CUTICUKA ANTI-I'AIK I'LAH-CEII. The j ami only paln-iiilKlnluu J'laitcr OMI ' " ailuptvd to Cure l-Vmule 1'alns and ' " Vastly superior to ull other planters yet pro * parrd. Al Hll drugiflBtH.W cantu ; llyu for jl.tOi or , potage tre , of I'otTKii DIIUII AND OUKI * > 1UAL. COUl'OHA/UOM , JJOStOU , MiUli.