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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 5, 1886)
- - - - - - - - - - , - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - . - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - : . TILE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SITNDAY , SEPTEMBER 5 , 18S&---TWELVEPAGES. li : LAUGhS ON TilE IhiLl ? ShELl4 ( A Trifle Over a Dozen Spiccd for the Occasion , THE WORK OF THE WITS. & Ynrle(1 JtqMortnlcvlt o' I'tO'4 ( 81141 1tlnie , - .lltrI1trH tisliapq In . II'itveii ntitl ( 114 , Seitatop's IItierJ'4)IfltC(1 1'ir. ft gm 1)11 ' 3. SnrIRP lit Jlearefl. ; si. . Iintu , ? In Cl , fraUd ) ( 'urrcn ? . Tue pa'snn' ben in'aclilu' iuitt Iteaveli 'lo tIM vI in' ro oiitt'n t I e rti ii 'Ilinit t(4 titnili' tif ) ( alitt t'tT1 , A n ii ' .1 I ( ' ( 'I ' I 4(1 ( ' I I Ii ii ii iet ' 4 . iitl 4(114I ( Say' . ; tlu fok iIit'rc niP saints , or nhigt3ls , M4)IIi1' ) ililyl n ' 011 Ii nr4 V I t Ii glI4 I 'trl ii gs- ( I UlJtV ! ( iti it .ti t ( If aeLlIlI'i4ie1t- ) 'i'll tIitie whIch 11i rcL of 'ciii sitigs. 4IiI1 I sviiiiltn ( aitti think Orniiar ! , \ liii It'ft tti ( a year avi I liW ) MIW tni'kel to nil ot tlit'iii fili fixiti's- F'4)1 SI O ii UI ti't. St by itiii'ti tI splay. S li vt'ie lniiiitile atiti . ) iy.li k e a I lvi it' 44 iiiiy v It Ii s'lio iii I 'iii Ztl lilal I it ; 1 rt'koii i411i tloii 'I rel to litliti y&t \Vlieii slto tnlks vltli &tii nogt'l or saltiL \Vlieii she looks itt ( lie atnttliyst 1eiice , A tid wt1ks flit tli.t . sti'i'cts IItV'IL vItlt zoliI , loii't S'1)S(3 there are tliiies wlieit sliu , ltiiii for q,1113 liii' In whIch tii anal her stro'.tt'.I ' . ? ' 1 1 l ( 011 I giity I aiit tl irougli tlii' iiitli1er , I ol th ' sti I v1ii'r , i iy colil I ii ' she'il s'al t- lon't I > II tltltik she'd as Ilef Iiai. , the stIle tlit'tc As the beaiitLmutet , iearIy.liIiiged gate ? Aiiil thu 1)4)11(1 ) ( Oil the fiiriii by tlii' vIllir , ' v liei o lie iietl , to PIk cat-taIls itiiil ilo'ets , I liii I It'r ti inn Ii : i % tlii hI i crs1 aI IICItII ? , - Caui , sli' 11111 Ios u t Iii s ol I fail it of nut" Set tile liIiiklti' lii tIllM s'ny tIilitioriiIn , ' 'Iien 1 loo1i'iI at lir IttlSI'S 1111(1 ( ios. . ' , A ii ii I coil Ii lii ' L lid II vI ' 4 Ii I ii' her vl Ut iii ' , 'Steati of staylit' tip there long 'ttli 1loses. As for me , lt'i loiieotne 'ltliont her- So toh'iiiii llki roitiul the old lnre , ' [ 'I in t I ' in loiigl ii' 1 o ii ho an i I go to her , 'L'hio , 1 lCLkii l'iit lnckhiig of grace. hut It I shioulti be sent ilown to-.t'otlier , I' iii I CuLt I d t th v ii ' III i her by the lire- v I I ) ' I shat voi t ll lie ii leer I ii heave it 'fitait sltth ri' 'lOtigSIlO ( of Ia'iat ? ' 'rat it' t ott ) iyi lox , thth s vay o f talk I ii' , Si i. t Ii I , ) ' ( ) tO lilt' t'othier .1 . a y .I II ii I Ia fetched ii i ti tO ! i Is way 0' t hi I ti1 I it' , \Vlilcht .hii4 Ilkit Mariat s ottvay. ! . So I ' iii t ryl ii ' tO I I v' J t'4t flM site 1 lit.- ( ; 4) to iiiei't I ii ' a'i Ml it' uM4't ( tr 41 o- . .ti ii hiet ti it lit hii : ii gs i Oil II I I iii ( ' au ( I s'hiIspers , , J tI au. I ' thi I' ' ( ) . giits ou'LlptiIt i oiigti 111141 No UMo lbt It. ' 'Sani , Ct11 yer loitil toe a tloUtr : tlutt ver has ito use foil" stid JiiiiTt'bter to Saiti , Jolitiitir. ' 'Certainly , .Jhin ; 1'i&t 1)1Ct'3eI to 8C eoiiiiiiodtte yer , ' ' sti&I Sam , hiatiding Jim it ( lOhILV. : .Iiiii % tS SO SlIrL1Set at his hick In getting the itlOilOy that lie It the cciii to tee if lie was : tsvake or inervh.y dreaming , end bi doing SC ) thiSCOVClCI thttt the dollar was mmmdc of loath. . ' ' 1'lii yeitj is IL coiiiiterfiit , Sam ; I I ( hilil't thilitlc you would do mite that \a3. ' ' ' ' 1 know it'S counterfeit , , Jini. Yer askeit me Itir o.io I hiatt no use for , an' I giye it to ycr. l'iim always kind ter my triend. ' ' What lie GOt. ' ' \\'hmtt is a eotitiiigoiit foti ? " aketI a titigLtllt o ( a well known attorney time other tlty. ' ' \'elh , ' ' stilil the lt'galite , ' 'if I take your . Ct5t IttitI lose it I get imothming. ' , \es thmtt' all ' ' , yes ; : rigliL' ' 'ibit iI win that case you get itotli- I rig. ' ' ' 'how's that ? I doii't think I utider- bLatid you. " Tim : ittornoy calmly repeateti his state- iflOilt. 'I'Iie still noiiiiuhed litigant her- sested : : "Jf I iindorstiiitloii. : . III neither case I gt ILI1thIiiig. ' ' ' "IYll. ) Oi1 knosv , thtit' : not iiiy fault , hut that is the Illeaning of : t coutimmneiit fee. Shmtll : 1 bring suit ? \VIiat tb you s:1y : Io ; cii , i ant very sorry. Good mornhimg. " _ _ _ Not a DU(1C. "Getlomen. " tic said to the reporters its the smcrill ) put time knot whore it would do Limo most good , ' 'will you grant tue Otto 1tut rCltieSt before 1 uio ? " The relortcrto ) IL man , saul they 'oiiltl. "Then write tue down as having hicen simply 'hanged , ' 'imot launched into eternity. ' l'tii no di tie. ' ' 'j'lmis request ettied : sonic constornttioii : among time young relorters ) , but they all kept their void. A Jtartorltor'ei iIiii. "Sea here , ' ' called out the barkeeper , "soil haven't Itul ) : for tiutt ( I rinki' ' ' "l'rime , ' ' replied the gemitienian , svho was imiodestly retirii , through ton door edgewIse , ' 'trill ) , 1 tIlt itot. It is a habit into svhmieti I have fallen in tity IitVamicing . years. It 1tIme ; lust iiiliriuity of noble ' 811(1 : tcqiliitivo mimuis to absorb inure than theY give out. ' ' So siying : lie gently but 1iastiiy closed limo door just iii time to receive upon its : resotmuthing ) : a hung starter , lenion squeezer , two beer glasses and it do- ciinter. ' 'Vlmiit 1)roinptnoss anti what utnaninti- ty'suhtI : tIme gun tionuuiiausing to dry his hiis % vitIi tin itliseiit etiI , ' 'That bar- teimder titList 1)0 ) 1L hmiiniuin ( latling. " ' DnhIy'H Little Lmtimihs. "Mamma , " said little Ioi.hle Pretzel , time day , 'do you see little 511001)5 makiii ° - 10v4) to etieh other ? " "Yes , dear , " replied Mrs. Pretzel , " 1 eo how itilbetlomiatu time lanibs are. " "Are thmoe lunb making love , Inini- iii' "Yes , I believe they are phighting their love. " "Do they light the street lamps , 1118111 iiifl ' ' \1i ) ' , no , lny elithi , svhat mit such a ' silly Idea in your lituiti ? ' ' ' ' o1l cliii , iiiainniit. "W'hiy , Dolly. 1 never liutimnutted such a thin" . ' ' i "fes , diii , manuna. You 581(1 those lambs svorc plighiting thick- love , nmnt if tIio. ' they must be liun-plighitors. ' - ' Time Roitianco 01 i StliiitlIOV Tour. ' have you hmearti of JItniiaim ; , she who inns- tei(1 time lmiuim : , aiiil uus thoroughly ecu- 'veisant with time thuumgiiess ot that heic ? ' I Site commiti mianco the Polka IuiliZeS ittiti (115. . . , course Iii learned Phrases Iii a most pecmii- ; Isv lamigmnugo that was 8taLtlIulg to my ear ; s. And she hind a great devotIon to time n'sthmetlc notlotm , vearhiim lilies on her giurmuents , i2 antI she nmoyutl with languid grace , ' .A mud when site anti 1 wire waIkhumm , why time VII ) ' she kept on talkluiir , 11111410 iflO feel so j4 tlenst'ly coniiiion that a blush caine to my lace ; Sue hitch gainemi hierwondroums knoiviedgo at a fumilouis eiutern colit'gm' , anil she 'as a : head iuuiti sltoutidem-s up above time commimmmouz imeid ; Aimd the way we talked of weather vlmen 1)15111 1)001mb caine together meeuumeti to her flu ieat sliti atl so , must uugmteIui uuuid S ulsuutl. Ju time balironimi she was quetnly , niut she ; S mnovt'tl . alommg scrt'imel , wIth a hiaitmhmty * S ' .ny of smltmbitlmig PeoPle who eio not so i'c learmied. I'lmoughm I tried her heart to soften , yt she iltubbetl moe hard 811(1 often , uuuitl a ramrtiig A. thIrst for vengeance In may immanly bosom S burued. : Years lased on-at last 1 foumut her with a tloztui her theIr looks 5' Imeoulo round , but s5ere not udmnlrlmig , amid mio jmaIIsO front S thieiii tell. S Amid as I was Interested , humforumiation I re- qum'steil , 'vhmen they told time she wits 5 , S waiter In that secoudelass hotel I j . - S A 1t oklet' VIsii. "Oh , t1Oar" sighed Widow Jones , "it .lolih hail omils niade a will , there ) Q all tltl trQublo ntoumt tim hiroricttv. ' ' "lo the lawyers bother you ? " "liothmer jim ? 1'hey itlmmlo'3t worry mete to tlcnhi. I declare , I somnetimtmes wish John hn.hmit hiud. " Vtititeul i Inrc't ( Iuic' flu fl IilIni- . 'l'iiero is a imev Iulmy : ill 1Inncor. 'SIO. It l a snimhl : one. lt little lIv ( ' VvitrohI sistPr Vutt'liCl ( ( it eirftuily : for a f'w utilim- lit e mu ii ul thou tuirneti t ( i t Ii I ? 111 : i ( P VII 81 head 0 ! tIm famiily : imutl said : ( ' 4)31 I ttti t 1tu : 1 t hi : Lve Ptid : : i ii othme r do I mr auil got a larger one ? itttnoqt I'eifiut. , "liaco ( ) ally oflhriuItt ? ' ' iruiumiretl I I mm' I o hghmni rm'ti ) tsm'tI g'r , tim rough his hose , o I a struuler : by hmI suit' . 'UIm , yes , sir , ' vtis the Polite ( ' ) , "a Soil. " ' 1m , luiilt'eti ! iou'.q he ime tobaet'o ? "N ever ) ( ' I t iii : tuly forum. ' ' " 1uii jzhimd to hmt'ui' ol that . i'haCCO is IiltItStYOtmSt5' , ' sinful. Ioc he 1mu1uuge in spirituiotis liquors ? ' "Never ttstemI a ilroi ) in 1ui lift' . ' ' "lxcehlemit. Stay oumt nights ? ' ' "No , sli. Novel : thlmmks of going omit after StulhOr ) _ " ' ' [ 'iii nimmeim ) I'flStl to kmiov , sir. \ouir son is it remuturkable yotnm. Ilmami. " ' 'Ohm. lmt"s nut a youulg man. Lles it two nmommthms old biby. : ' ' not her 'l'hii im . 1zi mm Cmttm'l At itl ii I I sin oLe aim ul :1 : uiit : ii V I I I cii o\v mmd at IilhlIitii't lie 'll 1 i'l' limit lie Ilrt.Mlm't time ligmue to 'ear a mother I limlmlarl , Because lie isn't bohittimat vay. ' 1 lie Gr'ateHt Elmet ol' 1tl Ijift' . " \Vhat timis coumutry needs , ' ' cxelmtnied : lion. 'l'iumi Cuinpbeil : on the last dty : of time rect'mm t congressiommni sessloul , as lie p1 : m t'ed IiIIO Ii : uiit I mmmcl ( > 11 ramu at I ca I ly be- twecil huh4 coat tails anti 1)oimltiti toward time 'COilStClllttiOhi of 1'trseuts with time otlit'r , ' ' 'hmat tlmms country mioeds , ' ' lie coui- I I mm mu ( ' ( IngmLe I iy , it $ jut t I to to I mum i rat ion of his uttitunle lie lot I lie skein of his tlmoum'lmt , ' ' vlm itt t hmi con utry noels-ls- I-fe'wt'r unemi timid niore of thmommi . ' ' a'tmut thou hit' sm t ( Iovum : tmulut a tutummit that StlillO4I ( ( mnort' like laughter tintum it (11(1 I I ke a il ; i mm u , tititi t lie re mmorter Imoimilerem I ( ) Ve1 his lust reiiiai'k till his in'ul : tidied. fIme L'r enolu . 'i'i 3) tim. A iuImeI1er. : s'hmile olicilmig a l'titYer ' lie hail mint tllime to prt'jmure : , ( .ot stuek I ii thU iii l lii Ic 4 uid m'ave up ti U rId U 4S.nd sat Imlunsehf ( town 1mm time chmmhr. : lbmt tIm worshipeis save elgit or temi , Still bo'm'd ; so liii jiiiuiieit U ) ) : uutlit - ' nd v mtim t4lI 1.1 imillgtmat Ion ' mitt uImuihl ( tugititlomi : , I 'Excuse . ' ' hlofltlil'ii ' ' 1' ' i n t. , , 't mmmcii flel'ri , iuuiI il'ter. \Vaslmington ( 'ritic : ' 'Fmiuik : , ' ' ' time lrCsiieilt , sharply , front belmitmd his news paper. "ILer ( ' , ' ' respontiecl his wife , amlswcring to her nune. : ' ' [ See by this piner : that one Photo- graphmer got sixty of your mmegatives. ' ' ' "rliiut' corret't. " I -'mutt I : umotlmcr , SeV'flteCtl ? ' ' ' 'imeciirttte : lgtiuI : , ' ' sime i'elliCuI , count- lflL - Out her fmn"ers _ ' 'Seveimty-scvmmui iii all , Frank. ' ' ' 'Voti tire ( Itmito clevem- adtition , ( ro- % 'er. Youmi inatiieummttles : huts not becim ume"lected , I see , ' and there svns .jmist a little edge out time smile she gtvt' : lilimi. ' ] ernmit me to remmiark , ? 1rs. ( loveland , that I (11)11 't like it. It strikes inc as rather too imiuicli of a goomi thium" . " "Aim , iuuheed ? ' ' vel3' sareisticlly'wehl : : ; ' 5111)1)3)50 nOW , for instance , that of giving these men seventy-seven negatives - tives after I ititul intrricti ; you. I had iveui 31031 just one before 1 imiarried you , then % v hit ? " ' 'Umu-uitn , ' ' ho grmmntcfl , scratching his chum. "Uni , Frances , I tuke it all biek : _ IOU 8i0 I lie president of time United States ztiil I lmavcit'tawoittto say. " itSl most q unit LuH Otto of the Tote- pliorme ( ; lil's 'l'rieks. 1ouisviile Courior-Joui-nul : She stood besiulu time telephone : imui ttirxmed time little crank , exasperation in her toulgimu and in ' ' ' ' rage evciy 'yzunk' "lii , tiieio , when will youu resurrect , 3'oum uunresponslve knavVml sonic olmi tOSSil Please connect tlii busummess with tim 1rave : ' ' ( ) % v , then , old corpse. just hold your breath , while tune time chnnco aiIords. I've nearly tired myself to death , and snalled my vocal chords. "Pleutse give 1110 hr. IAivcr Pad-Ohm , tioctoih ; that you ? My little boy is feel- hug baa ; lhCaSO tell inc v1mat to tb. "lie ate cuemntbois , , apples too , a most u' .coimmimioum lot , and no' lie's turned a bilhioums home , nut ! doubled in a kitot ' 'Besites'-Just thou tmmc central ilend switclietl tO uuimotlmei wire , and thou time title thmat iumtcrvenctl hued all her mind with ire. It lUtist have been some barrel milan , with lunkimig casks to memid ; hmere's vimtit simo hmeurml : as lie begaut out the other end : ' 'liltiflifleL' time hmonil ummtil it's tight ; highmteui time nmiddle buul : ; vator 'iil swell it "l alt right , if it's left to stamid. ' 'AlhlY a coat of IitcIi vithmotut , amul s'imeii it starts to swell , youi umeetimi't have tim slightest tloubt but 'twill do very sul I. " You shomilil lmave seen the doctoi wimeut time wires 011cc nioro mu right , tumid nmaluun got lmet wits again nut ! riddled hmini svitlm sPmte. ' 'You nasty numsty , hmorrmd beast ! Paint Joimuiny iiVitht ) Pitch ! You'to either iiittl or tight , at least ; I can't just tell ss'hmi elm lie stood aglmast and weathering Saul : "Did you ever , muow ? A wounan is time bhanicdest timing living iin.yiuow. ' ' Time Somatov'a Jhtunav Arknnsaw 'I'm'achei "It's only about twice a year , ' ' reniarked Statu Senator % Vihhiaun E. l\Iasomi \ time other day to an Arkanstw : 'I'rnvehcr reporter , ' 'Gmat I'iii smlIiu.t enotight to foal my vife Last ? mloui. mluy : I hlyet : a trick that ought to serve its a capital suggostiout for otimerhumsliands to coumduict operations ott. Along about 1 o'chok lit time aftcmmioomt I began to got faint tumid I uiumgry1 ; haul been working hard nil tlmy : mmuitt svas its famimishmed and as tiurged as a hunted wolf. As I sat in immy oluiem , chmtir : woimdering what I was going to Ihuid uvhmon I tzot imomo. aim emitirely now runt ! marvelously brmlllaumt imica hashed upomi mime. it broke upoui my intellect nitieli as it stray lmltuuk : dances before time vision of a tirowning umutui. It mmmdc may niouthi fairly water us it developed its de. tails in my greedy brain. 1 uumada a bee hue for tIme teltqmlmono amid called the ccii- ti.iul a 111cc. ' ' ( live inc j,5J3 ! , ' ' said 1 , auth titan I chuckled nil over , auul amy mmuouth kept ott vtuterimlg. ' " 'Iiuir-r'vciit t lie I ' - telephone. 1IIIt my muomithi olome to thmo fuiimtmel auui In it shmrmhi , falsetto voice , asked : "is that Semmator Itsouis : house ? ' ' "Yes' caine tIme answer anit I recog nized my wife at. the other emmil of the 'lro. ' 4 'Is time senator haute ? ' I asked iii time 58)1'O ) feimmimmimme voice. ' . 'No ' tim , was reimly. a'Vehl , timoum , is Lairs , Musoit there ? ' I iuiquiired. a , 'Yes , I am Mrs. Mason , ' was the answer , a' 'Ohm , is that you ? ' I cried ; 'ltowdo you do ? ' I' ' \ ' how tb do' responded I'S'liy , 301t my vIfe ; but I knew by her tombs that she tuttimi't time VOlllOtcst ithea whom site wits tahkhumg to. ' 4 'how tire all time children ? ' I asked. a' "t'imo' are nil very 'ohi , ' said wife. 4' ' 'mYell , ' said I , ' 1 imuupponed to be 1mm towit shmoppimig to.tiay amiut I thougiit I'd go over to your hmoumse to diumuer. ' ' ' \Veli , that sort of stat.gered immy vmfe. Situ imuistered up voice enough to ask ; a'Vhmo are yimtmV ' "I'imomi h answered ; a' ' thoii't the voice 'Vliy , you recognize ? I'mmi ' iIrs. 1\lyayaul' \ 'a 4 tlou't catch the tutuno-spoak loud- cr1' she hleaiCd. 'a 'Mrs. Alya-yahV I repeated tumid with . .rr - 11mM In order to Preciiie all embarrass- lug comphicamomis 1 shut oiTtlmc telephmoimo as tight as I cotilti. 'l'hon I threw nmy ehf into a chair and Iaughmeil till I hike to vent imito : tOiCxy. ) Laughi ? \\el1 you ought to hmtvo : st'efl time piastt'rlmmg fail aroiiumd' lIlt' ! Hut , to umako it bug story short. I rt'at'hut'd iiommmt' tubotut : i.i and of till time ti liiimeiI I eu-t'm e1appd cyt's oil-- gosh it vis : a 1)nimquut't ! Vhfo hint ! 1mev mI's b1iem ; silk dress emi , : iuitl simm' humd slh.ked time clii iml ten up o that 1 could hard ly h'hentlfv ' them 'a ' [ think vm"d better vait dinner avhui1o , dctr : , ' sail wife. a' \ hy , So ? ' I skt'iI , ihless you. I mum as iitmumgry its out : thhigator. " 'l'hmeui wife told umie she was expcctmumg a lad.y guuet. timid 'hmt' rcimetuu'(1 ( time tie- tails UI t imo telehilmoult' lit thmr' afternoon It voM afe .trfuml orahi'ul : , butt I mnanaged.to look inmiorPilt , aliti Of ( 'olurse I voumuivroti SVhi ( ) time lady could hi' . 'S * ililt't'i , I dent kmmov , ' simii : svmfa' , 'lttmt her s'oieuVas sttuimgvhv ; ftiumilitr : : _ I've I)4f'II huu1./h11mg mnvst'hf , to ( lentil try- lug to guess vimo itVt. : . 'eli , we svtitt : d 1iftt'mt umimmutu's anmh thit'ii inL dowmi to time hanr1net-tn'i : ' It al feast it Ve hmud : SolihI Ilumd hisim aumti t 1)1" roast anti about a dozomi little smth a d lsit tt mm ii vi ft' st'mm t ommi a ad bong hit it ' ' ; thIumm oi Pimmk ice creummm : tumid ; u frosted et'u for uieseit. I stood It just : 's ' ioiuz Its I comuid.V imeum it caine to time thmiek it'e creumn : I hooked at vi It' kind tif smile. \S'itS ; iimti said mit a fmmltto voic , "My ikar , 1 am sorry Mrs. Iyayuht ; didn't couimc. ' ' 'aVife ' dropped hmer hrcsdcmu clmimmtt cup its if hme'd been PtrtiYZcd : _ I , ' \'ihiitnt : E. i\lusumu-you \ : brute , ' shio "asmmed. ' 'l'iie children onoyetl the joke as well as I thitt-ys , an ( I vi fe , too , got I o I utigit- bIg : tboiut it : tfter avhmile. ( ) mui boy , iiiim I s , stud : ' 1 ) o I t mugu i mm , ht ; i L's lii ight tY I oil' , ' to hmtvo a big Linmmer once mut a vimiie _ ' ' 'limit look hmt'rc ouu u0orteryoul ; : iroit't takiumg mlItiis on mite. Coimie , conme , 110W , tiitt' ulOt uighmt , YOU iulli411't tell time Stot. 011 111(3. ( h'ut it on somuchouly elsa- lint it on Bill Campbell. ' ' F'lirtat lout. Ft-rtm imj TlriiaI , I , ? , . Jhi time ml lrtimmg auld di'ci.iviuig . ( Jill di % 'at I umg , thud-lIe I 1ev I ml g , \ Ithi its teimi poIal svectmiess , tones tito 1)1cm ) 50 IO Ot a day : 4 hut a thi nh I I it L liii' ii mory II tmgcrs ( ) 1 1 lie I out-hi nt slemmdci Ii ul gems , I Stolcum su et'tnm'ss , siumhieu nuot blushes that im'j , vamilshmcd all a\vay. lImit perhaps you kimow time imleusure 0 f litssess lou I mm you r mmuctsmmue , AImh ( a year ut ndapt.'ltlomm has remimotiehled youui' desimo - \Viut'um ye ii 1110(11 ( 13 time rapture (3 ( I' your imymi mcmi t : ul ci ptutie , 1 S YOLI hm I 'mi I m m atteimi mat I mmg to coimstmuct I lie 1ltchmemt lhie _ - - - I'JI'1'IltMt'I' DflOI'S. It's mint mt all simmaulur t hint a fat maim shm uuild lIiit I t it I ulicumlt to stoo i to aluythm I mmg how. ' "l'hmnt's a title buusiuioss openhmu , " reitunukoal I ho coil d'aIir , soft I y , us lie hooked Uo\V a time hole into aim euiIht ) % cellar. Jim tIme report af time escape of a prisoner it I s st ated t ii It lie let t his ( immy bel m I tub. I ) Id time mitum ear a bustle ? - ' - tern ble flC'ileml ( ( t hmapemmetI yest eni a y tea a you mm t- mum umi vl io 'as imuuma i I I u d ice v Ii 1dm ho dimi not kuov were loaded. I' I he I its NeVI'I S liii led , " is tim o head lug Iii alt exehmtmie. Fromim this vu limier timid lie in mist 1 iva , I mm a tmum ly imrolm I hi tioui to vum "l'iit'me is a divinity thmat dothi hedge a ItiIlg. " but there is lIttle mmccd of hmeitgimmg a khlig if you hiao it sell baekeal ( Ii ) . A new ga omelet just luivemmteil is caihe.l the I ( \ \ ash I mm gtouu . ' ' [ 'Ii is is melimu ed satime bohied uovmi amid straimied through silk. -1 i fe. - TImOIIdi several craumks nmay succeed lii jOi il ti I 14)uIgiI liguma vI LI mOOt 105 I ii t t imel r hIves , Ict time iunmg suiuierimmg PColle Like hicart , they can't nil do It. A patent for mmmakinr fO(1 ( ( froumu uvood has beoum :11 > 1)1 ) ied for a 1 Vasli I mm t o ii , says t lie Voik'orltk . . 'alh People vIio fuiritisii "boat-mi" should ; ipply for tin iimfrimmgcnmemmt ut once. liens imialaa a great mistake In not .saltlumg their eggs betore thmty lay timein. Time egg souIii keep loumger and sell betteiaimil tue imuni would mmot imave to woik so hal-a for mmighmcr wages. Owlumg to time fact that tue mend of the so called Mhssmsailii ) river is sticky amid haid to vusim oil froimi the bate feet. utmost of tie Imor- scums viio go across t' St. Louis stltl use the brluhge.-Chiicago [ Tribune. ' [ 'lie Pittsbumrg Ilumutmano society is draithmmg a law requmlrlumg every horse car conductor to linmig Oim tue outside of time cur , whenever the imummiber of passommrcrs aboard reaches the ire- scribed hhmmilt , a notlcc that time ear is full. \Vhmtmn time conductor Is lull no lrhmm ted imoilco is needed. Mliwaumkee hits a snunumuer schmool of phltos- osopmiy Which 15 110W I fl SOsSltm disMissing time 1LeimceImes of the \Vlmerefore ; tnh time ( 'orrehutive 'I'ooumess of time Absolute Utter. 'l'lmo relation whmicim timo.se buimuing qumetmouls bear to time Price of beer Is of umrgent lmmmport- alice to every chtizemi ot Milwaukee. "Ilow Is timis ? " said a immaim iulalresslmmg a jmmaitlce of limo peace. " .Eaekson was muirested tailimmumraier , bitt are trying imlimm for hog stealiumg. , ' ' .ity triemuti , " time justice repitemi. " it Is triuc tiiumt time luau c'ounmmmtttemt uiuiurder. but lie also stolca hog. 1mm this country Iirst tm-3 a uimaim tor tue travcst offence. " Smn : 1'rtumeisco News-Letter : " 1aEovemnemmts car Otti forum l'ioimcers , " says cue of t ime dm1- lies. Yes , thwy are ummovin. mumoviug to time graveyard , IitmVIimg froiut tIme rinks to lay their alit bommes 1mm time suuIimlils ( before tim creuuuotorlcs get mu goes start. It is hot imaid to move it ploumeer , oven wiiemm lie is heated at time b5tr-roommm stove aummi Is dee ) ) him a desem-lu- ttoim mmciv gold was struck mm Murderer's bar , In tue sprlmmg of 'SO. It Is not imecessury to swing a chum is'er hunt to move him , or to cx- milottti a bouimt ) umimiler his chair. "Colimmiel Swigiletomi , whmtt is youmr ? " will brIng him to his fettas quick us mu bent iiimu umuler a schoolmmmartmm's bustle. ItEIiIGIOUS. Dr. Spmmrgeon huts Issumeul Iii reguhar suucces- slon 1SOO sermutoims. Ivammroltst Saumt .Jano3 Is contlumetlug immcat- immgs \Vlieethuug , 'aS' . Vim. Four imew clmuirelmes are Immhtdhmmg at St. l'aud , Mlmmim. , at time expeimse of $250,000. 'i'imo Cedar lIunhls ( loua ) aetiomhist ! ails- trict reports lOiJ , commversloims mmmrimm time Preseult year. IlishmolVhmitaker , of Ncvmala ; , hits been elected time as.sistnmmt bisimoim of l'cmmmmsylvumia , tuid hits Ilceepted. 'J'hmo large suumm of $3,075 was paid time oIlier day in FmmgIaumtI for a toit , ' of tilt ) sermumoim PmetCiied l ) Jolmn Kmmox 8fl years nsa this iimoimthm. ' 'F or time tvhm icime lie sas I ii iii bi to prcuehuiumg ; for a semisoim. " A imumumtbem of tim young Lutherans in St. 14)umis ) hare fanmmmed an association to secure hunts numch elect tt stitumim of turthmm ; I4umtlwr. in fmoumt of their stmuiltmary : imi that city. l'robabiy thai youimigest preachier In time vomitl is .1. l. Hill Jimpthst , only 19 yours of 11541 , vimo , rtaclmmf it serimmcmm on time t.it ii uult. , itt St. Iattiil's , N. II. , to mu larizmmcongrtagttlomi. A hiammaisomume bmmus tuolet Is to be erected in time EbisCOIul chapel of St. Jaumies , itt hibe- you , him immemimory of l'mesidemut th-aimt. IL will be shummulam 1mm desigim to time omme placed iii time m3auule cdhtico In muemmmory of l'resmdent ( lar- held , Evangelist Moomly 'iii shortly open his slxthm tnuinimma schmooh ( or ( iumistiun vimrkcrs In Chicago , whmeri3 strouoo luau becim m-alsel toward time summit nt'emhctl for stuitablo bimliat- lmmgs. flis co-wom-ker , Samllcoy , will sail for Europe \'ednestiay , I'htere are sIx services ( iaiiy on week-days lii St. 1''uml's eattmwlrmul , L0IlbOim-timtCU iii time nomtimwest chapel , tue 1mm the cimoir , aimd 0mm In uimo crypt cimauul ; amid loutscmvices on Sutudays , of hmlett otme Is in limo uothmvest- crim eimupch. ; A petition tac , been prepared inNew York , s'Imtt-hi viii be tale before time cuimmtmmg Ephseo- 1)11 ( 'Ouitefltioil , mtskiimr that some imetloim be takemm toward a uimhiieatlomm of time cnmistiamm cliumehies. it imas been sigimed by tmuuumerous imminislers , amiti is still open for signatures. 'I'hme St. Paul Globe relates tlmat as Blsmmop W'iiiple WItS walkhimg alommg a sheet In that city ommo ihiiy list immoimthm an alleged "savage" Dli thu oupusito dmiewaik iolmmteai lmimmt oimt tea a coimmpanioiu amId said : " 1'lmcru goes olin white muman vhto never lietlm to mm Indiamu. ' ' That was a coimmlImneimt womtbm haying. Iv' iou ui-a sutThrimmgwlth weak or in- hlanuett eyes , or granulated eyelids , you can be qumlokhy cured by uislumg im' . J. II. McLean's Strengtlmolllng Eye Salve. 25 cents a box. Amu-est1ropIuig. " 4merrllk Jmrncml. , 'nit's sat together in the soft mmmoonhighmt , 1'iotu time i4ek-4 amid gazed omit o'er time sea. I to was a lmaImd.'ommme. ummaumly youth , imntl qumite A mmmmtclm flr Suehi a lovely girl as she. 'rhmelr trystiig-haeo roimmaumtic siot , Knotvmm , us the iovers thmommgimt , to them abut' ; ' For , as old 'Siiui < e wommlal say , they did mmot wet 'l'imat 1 had , matte limit secret all mimy own. 'I'imey were cuiraged ; shictl nanmeil time happy day. \\'itliimm \ ; i mimommthi tlmey twain wouihd be iimad ( ) ult . . - 2aieamtt Imile they spootmeil ; amid lmmm ashamed to sty I uist'ii to imiala ) close tammd vateim time fuim. 'l'hiispecial umlimt they sit there , slow to si'amk ' , ' S iaivers wi I I , . 'lm I u-aim cod I ii sl hen t hi lss , 1liitui iii' airt'v hit'it'Iust' , niual num imi'i ciieel - liulhieztSCi ) , ItS levemssiii , a temmder kiss. Sue slam teti , slmiikeml , amid timrumst tishule imi4 imrmum , 'l'imeui tummIel away tier imeail aimil softly ciietl. "Vlmy , dtiiimiz I' ' lie exeluimned , ' 'what was I lie imitrum ? \\'hmnt I caum't a iellov kiss liii fumtumue itriale ? limIt still she sobbed , Anal then dowmm by her so in Jim iiti ahmrumi lie kiuclt , amid begged tinut she omiiti sPeak. " % 'imtt calm I 'ho to soothe immy sweet ? " lie cried ; "Wlmid was ti'e immeamming ol : that dreadful slmmlck ? " Shin inised lmer hicail a little , dricil a tear , 'i'Iit' eni or Ii imsi a , I bier tact' i mm one I lot va-e "I-h timhmmk , " siw sobbed , ' 'that If you icahly i1)Vcti ) ilit' , dear. Vout vouhti go off sonmewhmem-e , nmmt get a S Ii ave. " _ _ l1ONiY 1 ( ill TlIil4Al)1H. . \eimetiaim bunts lumgre.ut vutiety are comultmg iii favor. ' ! 'lmo mmmooumstommegmovs Iii favor for bioochies aiui tmairhmiums. ( flggllmmg girls imobmty lIko-exeptimmg time young mmmiii wimo are in iovo timeimm. S I timis lei cimunm isPtt es at-c of sapphml rc , mumby or icam1 , often cmmcimck ml by brilihimmits. ( 'imevrolm , tmliuette , diugmemal nmui iiasket , \ OvaJim ettects are seemi In time hew \voolemis. Jet triiimmmmhimgs tie i-icier timami ever. Beads emit cit cuboelmoum tutu itoveitles iuuitl ate \euy hauge ? aioimmir huamals with nppliquue lhuumios of silk tuimd bead emigluigs ale mmovehtles lur trlmmu- immimigs. liOiilmVailC hoots iastoumcml with silk cord , : umc Worim svltit tailor mimude hresscs lit time streets. A sistem of time sumltauu Ot 'l'turkOY Is earning her hivIumg lii 11cm liii by giving lessomis lit tim i'tinbic lamigumuge. I b'ml ci otii , crossliarred vl t ii liii a hhi ek boneR' hues , is used for jackets for wear him time early aumtuimmmmi. Crossed keys studded sitit peatis amid hmot-sesimoes smmrrouumuleI ( vmth leans are luvor- lte desiglis for broocimes. A New York mimoiisue imas semmt mmotes to her forummer cmmstommmems olIemlng tiO lt'r ccitt ulicouimmt i I I hey svi 11 COllie back and ubamulomi time mmmiii tuilom. 'I'bie basque pomnicul lim froimtwmtiu a P1)5th. hiomi be'k : , I i t I mo or m in len gtiu ovem t i me i m I i s , IS Vttil for eveir souL of tIues , lroimm gingimamn to cloth of gqld. Piaiim skimts of velvet , pitmshm , sIlI or cortliu- l0V i I I imue heal ices iii ud e iii postii I iomm fiushmiomm and lomg , swccmlmig draperies of woolcii mmmutetai. ; A iuiiof : (1litF t shines hits been mimule ut I3oston , Mis. 'l'imo shines commtaium S23 iiea's of batlmer amid the tops alomme coimtain 1O ) smmiuii ; stlalC(1 ( PieeS. ' ' tow' ' untm1cmans " wmlter"hmavc \'el3 , suvs mu , aumy regamil ftr Utile. 'I'imis is especially true ot time yomimig 18413' vimo mmmanglt's time iduuo fromum cam ly immormi till tLcwy eve. " lltmttomms aii to be feutuires of time coiuiiumg SCaSii'S ) urimumummimigs. 'i'imose on time jackets will be of larger sue , but iil correpommd iii desigim to those utcd 0mm tlu. dress. Short cout tom auituimmmm weut- lit closely at time [ amok. i'iie fm-omits am-n loosti mimi fastcmm 0V01 time vest Vithu olin button. A wmmlstbmumd , fastened at tile bak selmuS , kcep the coat In miica. ErmfllUelleI bumtterllies witim the markings in tliaimmonds are mnoummtcd uupouu delicate spiral snlimgs , Si ) ihmitt time wings imuve time tiemiili- ions inotloum of its hivmn hl0ttYuC. ) 'l'ime 0i iialiieilts are especially Imuvored for hairpins. Ulsters liar tIme coining seasoim are niado of Scothhm tweed vithu iiliht collars am ! nun or timree sitoit capes , 'l'iie hat eorespommds to tue ulster. l'imesc garmnemihs are eoimsideied immure stylish hmen they are inude witimoumt velvet acessories. ( ; rice : Newell , time thmirteemm year old daughter - ter of a New Yotk pimysiclaum , is thou ehmuimm- Pioli pedestriamm of time season at .Jeffcrsnn lligiilinmts nuimong time ynumlig irhs who are ViSitiIg there. Sue walks regularly about twenty mmmiies a alay. F'ortail amid sligimtligimres , skirts are mmuuaie s'ltit vimte or nmu-rouv Plaits and short (1m-mtlery. For pemsoiiH who tim-c shmomt ; mmmd stoimt time skirt should be iIuhmm , wilim bug drapery In straight hilts , or thin dress mummy be plaited in froumt , with drapery at tue back oimhy. Iiuiyt'l-s of wedduuig presents wimo are host- tatirug IilmOfl time iumcrmts ot almmiropriuto arti- ems tor jiuireimase uumighmt be pie.tsed with time presemmts seheetett hy it nice oltl lady. bhme sent a puir of lint-irons , a milllng-piut amid a mimotto tvouhcd on cardboard ioadimmg , "Fight Oil. " A miovel design in cngaemimemmt m-hngs is to divide time hug tuua [ beimat time emit onus apart ammO. hmolmi tiieuim so by a suimail mold bit- : . t jewel 14 thmemm set aim etch cmiii , and thin result Is that time jewels ame very close togetiier , butt still not imimited , aumd ire thuns quite typical of C mmgmgeimmeiits. : A tmavehing cloak of Scotch twecal has a full skirt. it is opeim fromim time waist , mmmiii bias deCi ) revers fusteimeal back with hurge buttons. 'I'he sieet'es arc raLlier wide aimit have ttmuers liii hsiicd t'lthi biuttoums. itt time side time iiiumts are tastemieii uizmmber bumtton-tmimiimmmed lapels. aViuin ieverm alit ! a hmigii collar comimpiete time cloak 'l'uIuiamms In mmev numtunutn shiapos vlii be very hlohiumiartimo seasoim thmm-otmgim. Timi're Is a varla'ty of styles brought mit , so timut fact's call ti stilted to becouumlmmg slmabus. Tuirimaums cait liii vorui num tummy occasiomm , time 1)1810 ) or time elaborate styho of their garimittmrtu settlimmm. time matter ( if their appropriateness for ( mull dress , Street or travehimug wear. Norrlstown IIa'maid ; Diurlmmg a thunder. storumm i-it New ] ticimmuiomui two timunabembolts vriit thmroumii mu niibov , one at cmii elmal. A voting iamly S head reposed oil time piiiow , ruumal hmer lmuii ' : ts singed and rimhimeal anal her taco buirneal. Next timume shin will imaumg her hmair aaim thin back of a timair hum a distamut pitt of time Intuit where a tiutummaicrboit cami get at It with- omit soicimiuig her face "if time \ltmxlcumms : ummeet a mrotty wotnaim on thin street , " says mu letter lii time ev Omicans l'icayuuit' , ' 'aitimomugim ' an oumtimn mitramiger. they vlhl say to bier , ' , mule Street I so iii etty I I love you I' o oil cimse is mmmciii t , alit ! I lie Jam I Is mmot expeetami tm ) imotice it. Sucim a comumpi - mimetit waspaiti a liuett Boston girl in 3lexico City , amid hiiaa mustoumisimeal bier hmiailm-sIokUim atImimitar by tahimi tier iiturmisol to hilni , ' ' Motimers-liilaw have a better tiu'mo In Persia tutu iii boiime other countries. 'i'imemo they mime regmuitled as tu umatuurmml gtuartihmms of time itmexperlenced bride ammul time mm-uhmt'u ctmmetuket- ; of time yotmumg Jumotimyr auuul bier lliimtiit Oifslmlimlg. Froimm time ummotmmem-7lim.law are leummed time iU Ls of imamiisekeeaiiug U mmaier hmer (13'U nil lmumr- chases ate umiado fromum time hmtmckster ou feumiahe imetlillor , totS mivisit to time bazar by a yoimmu wife beCome situ huts bicsstut imer hmuusb5utmmi with cimibhrcmi vouItl be eoimsldera'mi a scammdai aummommg time U imper , mimidaliu Di' tr.tdosmmlamm class. 'I'imu imew vuoheims for autuuumium wear suits-c hmair-litme strils timid cimecks. They sitI bum used for tuilor-mmmtdu ; costummites syltimotit otima'r accessories , itimouugim velvet tuhuuumuimmgs sviil raimimithmm hum as hjigi laser as duurlne time past season. 'l'imo fabrics are exeedutmlmgiyholt amid mural of light sseighmt. s'as'y blue. dark green , biack , gmay aumut dark red have white striuaus , ss'imhle zeml stmhmies on I1ItVY bluue grnuumds , Imlaclc striime3 on gray groumliths anal browim icrommilmls witim stripes of lighter tInt are also ea'im. Somuuu of time imow striped s'eivets for trhuui- nmiumg exhIbit exceedingly tustelui cnummbhimm. ttons ammd shmow at lumuervais hue hues ot goialcn silk , syimicim gieammm ss'ithi imuettilie bm-hglmtuosm uimmual time soft , ricit Pile. - - E1)UOATiONUa. Miss Lotta hlarrehi , of Cainbtitige , a stu- tietit hut Ilmistimit tmimhverity Is lt'sidemmt 01 the college 1raterumlty Ialla ( iauimumum. ; Mr. Joseph 'I'eimmllO viio huas tuiready becim a geuierouus contributor to tim fuitmds of thma Plihiadelpimla aeauittuiiy of Fume Arts , ltas just mmmade an addmtloumal gift of S25,000. 11ev , Dr. W. wr , Everts , of Chicago , will mnuko a tour lhmrotighm time freculuncu's sclmqols of the southwest tlit fall , and will attend time cohoreil niutioumsi cous-entlon sit Memphis , 5eiitcimmbcr . 1I ! . Slodilard of Nnrthmsmmiptomm , Mmtso uviio ha'i becum stiualying at Oxford ummilvenaity , i'mmmlammd , for time hat t\so yt'ar imas receiva'mi the appoimitummemit ( if asslstammt professor ( if literature at lberkhey college , C.siuforumia. Thc iosvs Stai Agrletuhiumrat cohit'e is peemiliriy fortuumate iii sea'uurlumic as hlrt'sidt'ilt air. \ \ I. ( iusmmmberlcuhmi , I .i. I ) . , ss liii lotso imrntiv years has [ mcii lie ( ilicieimt secu'tamv of time Ohmio Stain tiomuil of Immtrlcmultumrt ? . 'Ilik ( ' ( ) hieiO is aioiimg a hrarticul ) work , is svehl eiiImipieai , aluul hits mniw mu hrighmt fiuttmrat as ii sumcei'sfmit iugrieiultimrti eni it'ce liaivaruls cataio.put' i'ivt't foumr thhfteremmt Scales of time estimimated at'iit'um'iitmmrt' : ' for stut tlt'im t 'a' I lvi mm ic , ruumm II I ii g fmnnm S Pt 3 ( aimI I him' sct soil to $ iat : , amid svithm SSI'1 its mumoherute , hilt a ssr I ter svhmo stys lie ii ms h aual'l cure ! ii i i y iumto time Siihjtct as-ers that ouily i icid Ci'Oiio' his svhli euiabho a stumaleumt to camuy hmimmmself tliioiigiu at i larvmul for ' ( ) O a ya'iuu. " m unaim g t iut' mm H timera ills mmre-sm'um t S iii id e to I leimtei iu'mg mm mm I sersi Iselm I In' na-a'uslaim 4 , 1 I Is 1aeii t ( JIm I umet'il I elm ii id I mm iii ia'a' , ii meme a mottubi y ii us exa'm ted iumi 0 55011 uft'm mimt'ii I aim d rommu mmu'mm I hun tim gi ft of I lie pope , t'ommsisti ii ic of a hihizhmly artktit'ahhv gotteim uuut eatuinguic of thiat a , I I I ti ut I lit' I I bmarv ssim helm , I mm tue coumrse time thirty years \sl , 'L'iiis , time imperial geul. C m il , mull em I 11am stomumm it i ic mliii saeki mug am I tIme towum , semit oil to ltammme ius mm v.uluabie aililitlomi to tilt' Vatiuuui hhImrtry. : i'lmt' scuuml-anmiutal stueimtclmt about ihamtoum schools , imaitskmmeah , aleuk ssItim factS amid Hg- 1miu5. A' Ii ilimmY of i.OOO elm I 1(1 ( I elm tit't ssee mm ii vi' 101(1 ii I I i'm' ii iS ill uistt'i ed mimi d aim much umui at trim a iii lien ui I a it'hlmi ) te I _ h' I so immmmi tired mutual etgimtysix teacliems luke emit' of time : ; oo.o ) gi-umu immar seimuiel elm h hI iQmi , eu itii iuvt'rige 0 1 O iii Is to mu teal-tier. I it timua hrimmmur sehiooislil teachers imavta aim : ms-cm.gm' OF i put. i II is. I mm time 1 ii gimer st-h mools t imu' ii mm mimt'a'r fom' whmlrhi thma' each limstruui'tor is mt'spommslbies Is suiithiemFromum ( ) ctiht'r , 1SS' , to 'atttcim : , iS'1 , I I i u' rm'gistm-ut iiui ( famr evamm I mm g sd iools 5 % us ( ' 0(30. ( Xeulv 100) ) also ss me tim time evi'mmhuig alrasvlumg schioo ha. ' 1im I nige huohimm-tiomi , ( a I yoummm u 5sflhiieml Is mm ole tvomt I m y. 1,1 mc ; iopum iar I iii iiC iOu I I i mat tam as-s atial you mm i ummeum I niLe umu t lie evelihimic scimool mttteulhummca' ( . Tile Vaimitig 51 aim 1unut 1'otvum. IhtU Ganctsomt - " I itt In ii hit iimomustaeime aumal I miii v , 4. I i tt he volca' , ssi t it Bmm ii huh tsviumm g , A little coat , eahleai cimiassay , Of citlicu black or durkest gm-ay. A lIttle gi.ss.s tuck hum his eye , 1. little collar , very Imlgim , - " little pmml-si , thmmut"m vety light , 'l'tvo little shine.- , , toes hmuiumted ituilte. .1 hittla' silver iiaimdetl oath' . : ' , , hittiu' mimbbers fmr time rtimm , 4 h i t tht yel in is col ni eh glost' , A little miwuitim that says ' 'fly .hovc. " - 4 % hittie walk svlthi pretty Lout , A little "Laity" for sweet Site ; 'I' Ii tt it' Id ss , a st olm'ii curl , iu'luuuts Ii ) St'C ii baiict glib. A utile stmuil tuboumt time towmi , 4 little mLimmmmer sierriemu dossim .L I ittiat elgurettie to litimt , A little club , to get mit mmlghmt. 4 % little inch : of ychians' hiaim , A little abmiu ! ofgmassip mare , A little tiny taiiors bill- lie's euut ( if town , time dude is iii. S - - MUSLOAIi ) l)1tMATlUAIj. 'I'limm buliet of time l'.trls opera cost $900,000 a year. ltoiaimd lteeal is imear to time cud of bus sea- soil :11 time iiostaaii Immtp.etumi 1mi iss al mumudh iller Is uiai it stauri ml ; witim her ii mmsbaimti , mtm. .Louua I out si e Ctmutmmuck. 'ahlie. ' Ithmca imt'gmim : bier very hatest furewell touir of Ibmis cotuimtry last Mointuy night iii St , Joimui , N I ; . Miss Agness Larcoumi , a clever yommmmg Eimgiisim sopruimu , has immade a mmmost successful uipeumuilcc in lh'rhium. uIm- . IosepiiViifthni imu : beetm engaged to reim lieu 10 m. h m > ii is .1 ummmts i ii \ [ I ss I I e Inn Daum- smay's toumr svitiu "Oume of Umur ( ilrls. " air. .lacobson , time violimmist of Cimmchnmuti luas leeml olluted time position ot lamuileipal simaliumist it time college af mmiumsle , Chicago. aliss : Iumioim ; Itootli , llwimm ilamotlus immumial- saimme imiece , is simorthy to ummako lieu- bow its a star iii coimjmmnctiumm wttlt the 3ouimg cmaummethlami , Junes 0. Isarrows. 'i'he once fammuoums contualto , Mailamno Alboni , sang at a cimaritv comleert tut Aix-les- iiaitis Oh tim 7th imist. 'i'ime mugeul artiste was I lii omen sely allluummle(1. ( 'I'ime 'I'imalia ( aperu coumipammy will have a tlmrce svcaks' S&LSOO : comnuumemieing October 1st , ut time New Yrlc I'imulia theatre. umumdcr time mmmtmu igeimment 01 Heir Gustave Ammmherg. Etehka ( lerstem- , having recovced from a soniowimat muiarmimiumz hilness , recemitly ai- iaarcl at a beneimt commeert iii l'arls , almdsammg ssltii nil tier old buihliiuimcy antI 3ower. 4t time tortimcoummllmg leds Mumslcul festi- vat llachu's IIiISS hum B unimor ss'ill be coim- dueted by Sir Arlimuir Sumllivaui w-itimnuut emits amid somume obsolete immuisical in.stummients still be c'mnpioyed iii time ot-elmcsti-a. iii Miss Ammimie I'ixiey's mmesv PlaY mmext sea- soil , "TIme btacon's bauugimtei , " sue imimner- sonites tue ss'ihlfiml dauigimtcr of stern Nets Emmgiaumd parcmmts sViia ) goes cii time stae against thueir svishics amid shocks timeuui Immuicim. - Extensive Preiarutlons ; are iumakiimg iii all hrammcimes of thin Amimericaum opera organizatimmm , _ 'I'lmta ballet is to b gra'.ttiy emilargeal for mmext 5035011 ; tiuiit3 , ' comypiiees who iulC to be utitiemi to time coumpummy svill sill fioumm Liverpool on Septeummiwr 7. Miss Hose Coghian begiums her seasoim o'm ' Svpteiumbcr 27 lum Yoiit'ms : _ I ht'i repertory fair I I i is ycamsvi I I I lid mid o " 1' usci ( thu N I gim t , ' ' ' 'As oul I 11am I t , ' ' ' 'Sd toni I or Sca ii aid , ' ' 'Lutm- doim Ajsulmimemi. " "aEasks and Fmiees. " "l'bme Lady of Lyotis" tumid "A Scrap of l'muper. " ( ; erimmamm immmusicnh papers state that tue miuutn- ber ot LIszt's kummovum coImmiiaamitinms Is 017. Of these , 6 ! are orchma'stra svomlcs , :13 : being ti-an- sirliutiomis her thin amicliestra of oIlier coimmjio- sltlammis' . ' 17 ame for time hmimumioforte , O ( ) bamtmg trammscrIptioums ; .o am coimiposhtioims for time organ amid 3' ) socui. Iouuis Jammmes amid rmuuleVmtlmiwmimdmt hum- mtuiguumutcmi : timt'ir stan-lug tomum mut 1aeVicket-'s ! timeatme , Oh u ieago , iast at o ii d ; uy mm igl it. 'lime pimiy svts ' 'Vircinhus. " .Jmimmmes' ioiuuiltuoum svas receiveml with Fmeat favor by thin hut-ge amid- ! eimce ireseuit. I'lmo ! , , rirgimmht of 2ahiss'muiui - svrigimt svai cue o time utmost cimutmmmmmmg : char- mucttmmlzutioums of that muctress. Lotta hiss mecelved miii ape fionm lhrazih. It Is aim immteliigeimt beast , but liii apptmaurs to imave Iuiieim a viethumu to a waill-icutowim mirofesslommu 1 immaiamhy. Loitmu says of him : "lit , hems been )5iumiieul ) by tail ) uiUchm limmimmigeumee. lIe hits tIme 'blppest hmeaah , ' to uisc mu slang expressimaim. of I. , Fve ! huluit IC0-KJ ' anybody ever mumet ulimiiue ( - ( , 'I'uesday umigimt FiemierhekVartie. . at limo New York Grand opumrmthmouise , lilayemi "Juuiiuis Cmm.sumr , " numml this oecmsiomi svas sigmmmuiiied by mmml Ineimieimtmul event 01' smauimosvhmat uumimusummul imiteiest. .alr. iixott .Joimes , late laroressor of elocu I haiti I ii I I mtrs'mumd ii it I vamslty , iii mih I img I mis first apu''mraumct OIl time t-amt' ' , iii time chmammme- ter of Mitre Aumtouiy. 'l'ime Emmumiia Abbott 01)018 commmpany opeums its seasoim of 18SI-)7 ( ) hum aEolmtrm'aL it immoumg un- eouit ; tmcea'ssionS to tim om-gatmhzitioim nm-tm liait ; \'ouoima , a lItitlimmomo shimgamr. lately rctummumt'at ( rout Eumroia' , amid VaiIcr.iieum btmlTo. mIiss Abbott ttXuaIct'3 ' to give Itemmuttumuhems thmroumghi time eoulmtiy ' 'Luiemezia l3mariu ; , " "Ciowmu lit- iumonmts. " "Cmumuilvmui of'tuiiice" aunt ° l'auut mm ii \Thugi ii ha , ' ' i ii add itloum to I 1mm , forimmer OhOFitS ) of hem mehmertoly. 'aliss 3fmuuual ltimlcs , limo youngest dauvzimter of ( leimemmi N. I' . biulmics , ionic her dainut Just sva'tak i mm .I umsi c I i al I , b'omts iii mtmt Ii N. I I , , its ltmtdhmmg hitly of it thciimsumm ( 'ouk s commmpuny I ii " 1 umgotim mm m. " lIes imles t iia l'ortsuimommtim time- atmiemh couistituieumcy , ssimiciu is mmiuummeromus for good tiutmiamrlmmalmcts timmm bemucim puomi trotu ttmum mestmts I ii time viol ui1 ty euimmta I mm tuoops , 'l'ime Ihmutoum Trmulmscrhimt's ciltk' says of her lmrfom- 11180cC : "Of colimse she is to be juiuleed hero- tuittur by mrmi'tro pol I Lilt atmu to birds miii ml by nu mit- ropumh I tim um em I t ic-s for vm'msat I I liy ; bitt svhmen t ii is coummes. judging fmoumi Imi-umighit , tIme eimaumces for , ilss iiaumks ate uxe&'iiemmt for a latom-abie me- mort. - 1441)V ( 811(1 Capital. l'rav , Chtoily ticar , sue hmuugimhmmg said , 'limo ttitIereumcu tell to Ilium "l'ttet'ii caiitmml , muumml labor , so 'l'hnit I momty tlumm ; by see. 11mm sat time imimmidrum ( iii bits hcmmecm Anil mtrikaui , her limettY himiamb. Il Otttimi Is capitmi , ummy ainar , 'l'ime huuuglmhmme hosur saimi. 'l'imo gentle umu mtkleim gravely said , ( Jim , yes , mimy dear , 1 see , ' 'l'is etimi tul liii 1 i st-mi' ye st-ed , ilti thmomm 'tsvill labor tie. An elapimant : ' , an immghishm mmmcli. agoil mi , svbm m 1mm tii u reimi ng 'Iii to I 'ot tsimm oum us aiIm 0 mimormillmg imbotut 1st-n ss-t'aks ago , mutt into lId- set tarmacks , muimd , sohiiuig a sauumtr3 romimmi time loft leg , tlmitmw btimmt to thu gmoutitl before bme hat ! tlmmmu to hirotect biiuimsmihf. 'l'hue ammimmmmml timeum guhloped roiuumtl hit' barracks sqmuumm' , creatiiug thin greatest comisteruiatiomm , butt utter eathimg a dish ot lOt1t005 nuid driniciimg sommie water , be quietly went away. --i----- _ - _ _ - - - ; ; - - - : - - - - : ; = ; - . - ' 7 - _ - , - , - - - - - . ; - S. . I S t , $ . : : ' Time' mul'o'mi ' portrnhl i that of lii- ? 'te1itaIumy' ( lilt' ut t ho , tvi ialy icon iv ii moot samtvtma-s I mm I uihiciuu , , of t ii is elI y , amid smm lit t a ii mive ty fur r-t't iruilt ita' 0 r liii ) piiyslciitii hI thin mm s immurllv uieei'uty to say that iii' Is mro' prouaiiemi all tlit I ) tmmuhu tt.iiIt-iui tutmmi 1mmrgmemml uiiuittitt' , tmrlmmir air mat ii street umimmi Ctitiinl ) its- , mimic , ior tiimmt Imtth iii toll Immmmuir&mdy jitiii.l , mu mm'pmitnt'o m eimiimmmajmismmralt , , tyalit ulmmtt ot thu doc. taitiiltmi.m.ii , , I it'mt , imimi mdreil ol mmit'd ii'aI itimat maim rut leiti i'mutes fitiumi till tim w-'stormi tiht mi-a moot I eu-u-it u ro ium-o I ti'iit a' , ! syoc Ii my liy I ) m- ai e St a mituiiy ahimi I li ' tm- ciitt 0 hilYsciiiiis aiim , I sutr'num-t , Iacsiiio ii mm mm ii i-ad 'a of t muse' , treimlu 1 lay emirmcleiileumec ) Ii ) Liii ) immost skiiltmml mmmimmmnmm. Tim o simiJt'tt of Lii i'a skt'teim 'ii s i a ised lii I ho tiemtit-mmi liimsmmms , , iiiutiiig lmt'a'emt , imi'a eiirt3 yotmuit mim a , i-img 5tmi ( ) , mui iurivimiais tiiilitimmiuhic litutmeiti - tmul , .ii utemit iii I lie bvst ciiimiges ni ttit taummi , hot 111)13- ) iii' ( ' , iiit'gi' ( it 1 'iiysli'hitims it mitt Sti rgeons mmmii imimmi depart iiimmt ( if I 'ohm mimbimi Cai iiogo ) Sammy iiuk city , i-hisS a f Isau , lit-I it.t lie I I ' 151,11 , mit .l os Ii- emil Colia-go , Hems' 'nr1c , eiimss n I I 8m5 miii 'fl ' 1mm i-oil iii imig oh' his imi'it , I i-tat uduiemut itmum , ir , McM o m miaimy hits tmu'Keil sinoimli etiuursos itt s-mu-moims hoi-iiil-3 , shiieo cmii , mrhn. ii iotm ii is liriuct li-c. I tu millS iimuid o ii sticcimmi sOul ) ' of al i'ousts , 0 f ) itmimOmm unit mnxiimtl itod ulriiiitry dimemt5tB ( if iilfl. Time doctor is 0 itl U f timauc inaim 0 t htiiimili itutlil , , ( 'hO r- gy , kn'mm , i't'rcauamioti ' mmmiii iiiitmmr4ii limmilme-s liii- ommtm4 , syit , ) mm niuld ho mouiimil in the tt'mutmt iulmt ( aim uiiy tmiotsSinmm. No hit cii gout tuarstimi minim lit Ca ) ii trse ititim h I iii limiif nit Imouir w It mmml I eI ilti tim itt liii -ii 5 ill thu ur''aence (1 C ii iii aim o f I lit' ciemirest iui-c'mni iani , wIt iom OmllL1)IO lii iii I 0 0)- titimi liii iiimumomiiii'i , , timmisunry nt I'm ' timuSt ioimiiix. , liii.tiiaiiiL'lil iittiiutmh , tiiiit miilgiit pm o ; eimt mtscli. 'l'lmo Omimitti it ito ii lemil imnO it amtu Is 0110 Of thu lost mimivoit istO otiui ii mshumieimt s i it Liii , mu ot Iii SI'tIalI iilg mu poim I ii lit Imoitmt list es'tiiiiig , iu gunt Ic. Inimum fiimitlhiiuilitli lm. ) iIc\tviimmmty iilnt hIs iii'tii. , OmtM 55 iii : ' ' t citrotmi li3 iYrd Ml , t t tmtii I iii miii i1'i tia'miiaitit is smiimplv mu illt-cctiimr , it gmmkiu to 11cm-Mills V kit I mgiii 0 cliy i ii eutmcim 0 f ill iulc it or 4 Fmm-il , Youiii ) taui. IIo.tamm ( , itui ( ii. l'iit' m mm a ! d elm toOk lmei thit'ts I mig gumulu - ' ii I I iahaiemi i I ( iii a el mmui i , ] 'tii si i mi I a' I I meant hem h use m coimlaj \\'itii sssift feet imp time stair. Uuioii time elmessimig L'iulim lie sat- 1iimm J oyamms hours ii esv lut- 1i ii I svhie Ii hue uose ti ) take ii Is hat lie fomumul iiimmielf stuck fist. "Ohm I woio lkaster imevem' Sue cried as timut , imL' iali "I ime'cu' cull miijurry you breummsc Youu ui-c a fm.st youmumg oman. ' ' _ LIttle im'ops. Lithe airops of water , Little beuiis : of sw&ut , Itetity ate quite pretty , hut tlmey'ium seryveL IML'bETI ES. TIme Im's Mmhnes druig stores at-c nosy closed emi Smmumuiuv. : 'l'liis couimpcls citizens to mill tutu- lhiusks omm Satumrdmuy mm I ghm I. m coliium-imumtker bmaving apam-tunemits to let posted ii is hi ii aim umotuim ci mm g time samume im on a cotilmu : ' ' 1 ogl ngs for singl e gen tieuimuum. : ' ' Otto Liutimni-an tuihsinmmary timid 100OCO , gui- bus oh New Euigiunt ! rmiumu were recently saiiut to the Comlico 1mm the saumie ship. Our late mcimresemitatlse to time Caummibal Isiauuis is repimrtemt mimlssiumg. Nntimimmg stm-ummge about tiuat ummdamr tIme circimmmmstammces , altimouiIu a ltoliticimuli could imartily be aS tholimatte mu ulisli aS 8 mumisslommaty. At a revival nleetllm in a country town hot bug ago a youimg commvert , who ss'ms lay biusi mm ess ii mmml 1k umiamm , am-ose to Simeak. .J tmt. mut lii at itmoumiemmu nun of thin bruthm mcmi slit rtui ill with the imymaui , "Shall Ve Gather ; ut time River ? " A Jiuullalo umupm'r reports thiat after a semvice time oh imer nveummumg lblsinp Cmixti saul to a rum- iiortcu : "I simom , ihal I . i le to 4 ( ) eu-t I i me iroof sim eel o f iii t pu-tyci. : _ mi ii cit-s littler iumemm timmi t he pit i i ters mire so mm ii i mi iii m I I uu st i tim liiLem. . limit youm'ie hiatt ) ceilat mu to bmuumgie it mmii bamtiy" Iliumarcil 1se ! , hmaal ties-er imappemmed to scum t lie iii nom mm I im lime aityti in ii. i I e tulle dosvzm to brem Ic last I lie ( it imor iii 1)1-ill 1i si u m-iek I hgt'l t ii i'.uuigli mci. ' \V iu s. Il a mis' . syl mm t 's ti me ummatte r ? ' ' imiammhmed time mmtothia'r. "Ohm umumuoummit , ' ' sail he. its 51)011 ) 85 imu cotihth Spetli , Lte got such a joke nim time bum-tI ; lie s forgot to take Ills uimoomm I ii. ' ' It Isn't always possible fomimhoums licoplo to toiitiol thmel rmmngu y iussIoims esemm him time huouisii ii ! ssorsulp. ! A iiioose tvmlktni ; imuto a Stiimahty : SiiOoi at Amoostmak.ie. ( . , omumi sseek agm to-duy aumml hulterruulah.ti time iecitatlons to such aim cx ten t timut time suj ierh ii tanmateti t iiuui to ktmock liiumm aottui ssmthm a Bible mtmid kill iii muu.-l9mi ham id h ahmi a N otvs , "Iiml yamum go tam tim emmnhutory ? " aslceal ? atrs. lmitifmii iiits. . Fitmieralgomimrefemrimmic to a Itceim t in jmmt uI I um t ito ncighmborhmomut. ' ' replied time POS'ii aaiuiiessetl. "how natural lie lookmui. ' oxciuiummeal the hirst speaker. " .Just as it ime was musla'ep. " "I bmaidhy lie- ticed atmytimimmg. I lies-er ctmjoyed mmmyseif less iii lily lhtc. " "Vlmy. st-hat svts time mummutter ? ' ' " \Veii , it lookeui s'ery uuIutetm as tlmoughm syc svouihml hmase ii ss'lnmlstoruum , auual I left time svln- aiows biii ( at bioumme , iumd 1 svius so afraid it ss'oimld raimm multI spoil mmmy new carpet that I dim ! limit emijoy time fummemal as I shmomuid have do tie. ' ' A New Jersey ice cucaumi muman wlckemliy atmd ihtt ' 'lutmmum " I lit lrofammeiy mmmc , ssmus tut ouico iurresmcd. 'I'hme I reumibmilmu r cuti imi-hI metlul to time juumigo : " 2aly lormi , ( mime st-tii-ii. 'I lie c'mse is mmot botore you ; time iaiirtse ; svai iuiJumihichamuus , I mu i'msv ' , bum t I m eiuu' lily mmxilmu ] ii mit ioi i I I uiij d ore s-Oil , anal yam ii svml I bum i mu I Igum mm mm I limo , I s-amsi- , ' ' j mmdgtm leumhicul : "I st-i i I hear mm f ii o dot - t tfls ( , 4' t teuim mat imuti e h I yomm'te an ii si bie. I hue tomu 5) ) emits fomthue imimrue so lelmielmammms- hIde. " Amid iiimtul , tJ cents hue ssas. This svoiiitl eai ii to I mimi teat u t him t I mm Nets' Jemsamy ii in 1emmmamk , ' I t I ma ii 't ssortlm a mi-mm , ' ' i-mini iy mmmeamm s , ' 'i t ismm t storthi ro entu IS. ' ' CONNU1IIitIiLTIES. At a recent Eiigiisiu stedmimmig cub feitttrtm ( mf time servmcn symus time uuumbsthtimtioui for tue orgmulm 0 t t lie soemul iou , I Ii VUui teal by Ii m o iritltmgm-mamiimm. a1lss Gracti ( recuuomt1u. who gtumlmiutcd frommm Smimi I I i calhegmi last s'eur , sv ii I lie iti iurrom I October 1 to lies' . Lyultioti S. Cumusyitaiti nt 'l'opsmit'ial. ( imus4 , , flit il I iii ii it'ai I itchy Jamavo I ot A sit I In ' 1' ii rlt 'y , svImniam t hmuly limit um i ccci veil lmlpni it t umie ii I iS lii issloii mules. .A I 'hiiiaiiamltmim iii society huh m I ly is s'ormimm - it-y beta imso mm tm U 1)1 t hue you ii g ! miii ins amf I hue tulmuh iy hits mimarrIut ! a bim.ambai I i mutt mmr. St i ; mmmgc t hunt thi am ( ummm fly si mouth ! Iuot Ii k ii I t , us sotliti ot thin guctutaut cateluers ot time m.easoii mime to lie fotmmmh mumumong time baseball chubs. 'Ilium brjmiesimmmiiais _ at a lecemit lotimlnmm uvcui - ml I Ii g serai ati-mm um gmat so as I mm "lead I liii eye uiousmi to time hmriiaa's , trui Ii _ " 'l'usma yet-y I it t tat gh i is mimareiit'ai htthi I imd I lie brute mm n at t liii 01 imtmr m'igbmt uummmhals uverum iurmuumgami muacara Ii ii g to height , tt'itii two haL'rfCct gruiimullcm-m , at girls us lilt , elosem4. 0mm time satmalv shore or the swthhbng tithe stihiltIs mum mi y a I iii i' mmmiii cx pu-t'tuum : t Imjima , ; oit pebtily beavim timid ( lii sIls-om-y straunts suumiatm'r tim youth whin svniultl seek timete bimmmiais. yemur molls by , muummi thin limits still cmnslm out limo sihvt'u'y saum'ts uvitim ceaseless aimmsti 1)111 time I iii his auth I ii ii you t ii s I iimt'a I mm ot thuel r c-nurse , as they tim lik lmotv imtmmcim it costs for ( iiVOi4'd , 'l'hmo miecismon of it Kamuuttucky couirt that a mummtuu'mm hssamothiemrt imtutst tettmrmm his hiutmsemmts if slum doesum't liiiitiY iiiiim still I > oriualm5 hut a cimeek Oil tiioe I lice Ii sitituratmi ) omuutm.t imqumules : sthmo art' maady to himilmuverlsim usery gmmmu'mmimus iuumsoluimisticatcd lover , stimo imujiticums to immll Into their uet. 'rhils burl of feummale , imuw- sui igmetti mu iii. I humute muimmuys mmatlct'mi * in r oul iii g a , ma nt ti Mt ) t tmitmiys : mutt-mm m I ttimummemmt S I mutt ham is smiry citrimfumi tm stmO0 sitihlahy slmi'ro ho is ho. ( ii t a'ii mliii ! mht I lit' , i'o mmio 'a to thai , mm-itimm'mt lii. dumigl mig tat t itou mt. Liioi'a until iced i- I're- I mtm aie rim ii liii tel ui'mt is , ' to miccoull push m ltnposilmio ( mm lOS. 'thu in' I i' u-lmm 0 i : iiiislci itus , I Iioo smut , mostly al u u ii a' ' mimi-I ida' , tupiarecimitt' t hio'ao rmmc-ts ittid ito I I i. . iiM t' mmmimmy jmmstmeo. 'l'horc nrc ii tany itmum ma'r'iii , I 0 1 lit' hail eimtl 0 f I ii a I' shill , hgtial rmuii t iii uh , of Imi-a mumisimlit iigu''a or t imol r , , . , n PnitY Imismmztiillt'mtimco , who heroIn him I am- iiiimi hmi iimldk. 'iii , imri ummaum , aiiii , iiittIumg limo , itsirt , to lit' gm-eat , mmuml , gum Lii'mmi , 'dyes miii , muuial himuvimig iuiiiad ill tima'lr t-lmncmi jimnitmsiaimm , , my tiio iImiumhim mipoim tiit'li' sit'ct'i , uii tit'mui imitiii'i' iiiiitt him-u emaIl hick ni tmlmility. I immtvt' nmmtlt-ei , mmgmiiuu I limit I iiiiro is a ii ot Ii em cIits of m'hsit-imm , um w ho mm rat ill t lit' limmiat t 0 f ' vu mmmi imig , towmi ' uu stmcca'su- tti I iraetI i Iaiior Tiiaa , itt-n t in immtmi situ , ) liauvo it'a'ui , 1aircaI I ( a t Ii , . ii'iitIsy I liii gtwt ii am r lb o i'll y , ma hi cii imam b ri'migimt ia tim It ii dnimimiiid for iIrsi'elass iit'miit'uii timluiit. 'rhmey were its gooit mis cliii Iii liii ( ma . iii iiiiiiitili ( itS ii Cliii ii I ty to iv um . mist mus he t hut ti-a uutimi storeS mm ore good eumam tmgl , , a m itit ty iieih ain tu'tmiio , a elm y , its t tie un uuis , iiiil st ores titmil Put ai imi I , m ii iii iii ic Wt'lLi rtilaent , by 110mm oat's , itti ii I lie maid emi , _ ' -m pimiceit ill I Ii o bitek- giouiiiil , lust sam titoso ciiiuitr7 , ltmettrs stern rum- lihuol by ii mb my t-iits'a am f llimYieiimiis. .t nil Si ) It ; i- dint I iinai a iieii 1 mo'a'ai Is ( I I flu aitit o5t tom'- gi at I eu ii go thu ia , ii iii riipmdhy i uta'giit ( mat Li ) timni r , mm-aiaer , tiosit 0 ii , iii t ian vets mum-I , butekgroimuut. 11im'a ( ) urn I lie tiiotm viiua. lii uimelr lmnl'iim not utugo , immirl I liii i' ittimithia'timn-4 lit the 2i1 . 'atie ml t tist it nb mitid its iilYsiciimmi . 01 to .t i-sm' , 1)r. ale.iommnn y is kiimmg it Slaielmmt lit Ian 'aitia'ss I I 0 , h'scrves it. .ii I I so immi' tit , ' 01 Imnr IhosY mud cit jut bIn mtiomi Iii t Ii is u-it y iv liii louse snitiet iiIimg iittai-o to rim ; am in- uimt'iil tiinmmm thmmim Lii ii n mm uitiii'r ii f you's u buy iuiiin I- , , . i-te.i . tn'iii iiii it aieetor's (1 halo iiimi-s'lz. , mitd- lemmi skii itiid it liii ity. - - - - - etr , st-ill still immure ii gmeut ; muivatmt.tge ane thicuilumt.utumutal worshmmisirs. No coimrt in thai stork ! emIl coium PC I I imeumi to m-a'Luurn I lie gum iii dm115 mimi it iet' trt't lit Coil Sti Ill miii him fiilJ thmu mitm'laiieiioi y t ruth hecoiumes mippitta'im t to attic mm I SuIi tors.1 [ 1 iuuist'i 1 hum ( o or ier-.I oil rimiti. Ltd sscek a ltmussluim cmmtereal tlmeeegistcr's oflice at l'ittsbiirg , to tue out a mmmmiri-lage liccuise. lie stuted thit tout years ago ime svmus immmui-riel ; lii itumssiu. ; A tesv days alter time cere- iii mumy svts ) ( ( ) I ii e svas a irafted h ii to time czar s arutmy I Ic sooim aiesem-temi utmul ilnailv teiciical : l'jttsbmmrg , ssimm n ime beeauiio a 1)0(1- ) diet' . I it time u iimtiitI mime hi is ss I t ai , 551mm ) rum- u ii itimi cut I im i Imissla mtumd sVmts I gui oiatmt of Ii er iiumsbutmtl stimmiremtbmnuts , humid becim granteml a atitnice by time rabbi 1mm tvimosu t'mmm'flt' shin st-ct- shiipeti. A sseci ngo shme am-rls-emi ( im l'ittsbtmrg amttt ( aimu mimi imm'i I iumsbumm : ii. 'I'iit' i r svas a joy ! tiE I Cli lull ) ii milmd I lie t at ammmct , alechil eat to huh-my agul mm , tfume regist em' is i ii a aiuimtumd a ry. 1 t timeru ssui mm alisawce It Is tmeeesu'y to iit'iluIcO mu decree hutfot n mu Ilee mu sam o f mumumii muge cm mu baa graumtt'tl. Thus it is Iuijmo.sihlta to pmoctmre anti thai megister hits ru'seivetl his deeisiotm. .5 AcucsoN , ( iu..Aumzuut t.-'I'iit' other os-out- I mm g i 'limisam i t .1 . I luaiemts tsus cit 1 led ii imoim to Iiiimrv mt cotitile mt time resimlence ot 31r. Cal. Stuti di i mm I I un iii liii's ml Istu-i ct. i-ri s-i ii g at the hmaitmse lie la ii m nal I I crosuthem i ssl tim yom m n g- stemsamulnng ssimrnmm sv'mam 50114)1)1 ) chmilaimemi.Vitit souuiam ii i Ifleuti ty lie soomm fomtumd thai ita mpy eon- I ale aumd iaromouuimeea ! thittu ii mum mu mummi I svmlu. ' [ 'I to grooimu ssmusrhlhiuIii Timomuitoim , aged foilmuetum yours , ssimn html u tin missuy m rommi his fitimer ; to et nuirrieuL 'I'iiu' briule svts aIattle Smith , tim ti mu ) ioptt'tt ( I tiugluter oh 1mlr _ Cal Smimi t ii , mired hitteeim. 'otltmg ims llmls camimpie may seeumm thmo miuatchm was uuuade as readily mis if 'I'iiorimton hmad bmieum mu widouser courting his third svhfo. 0mm time lit-st visIt lie uskeal time ghml to be lilt ssic ! , nit time secommd oumtmuimmeil Lime futimer's ; con- actit , oIl time timimu ! time bi-idu's fmtthmeigmtvc his comlsatti t. .1 tist ttt thIs imoiumt souime o mm e i ii- mormimea I 'i'hi orn toil I hit t lme I im'emmse tmuust be ii ait belore I lie cera'uui oil y , a'otu iii be hmerfom-ummed sviu a : im It b a'cmutmi e hi is iii i ii fu I d mIt y to confess to all camncermieai that tlai ssus ; umuimihie ha ) pay for tluam licammise. limit thin ebmuitiremi mut Fiuiiory I'arm-'s sciioiih aimxloims to kumost' tiltt- time hiss' ss-oumid mit t I ni mott mm coimsemu ii'mm cl umimule t'muelt a ) ! . thleumu t it ( a imamalmy beta I of ii uumisuumoltl , uu utile up the reqim isfi e S I .1 (1 ( hy stilmeii iiiummm , se Ii I for I lie ileeuise mmmiii time sqtmire aummi ssitmiessuti tue umuimriage : of time ciuhimi couple. NLvruitmtri OUItiOSii'IES. A tape svorum tl ) hung st-as talcmiuu 1m-omu George lkuylm' , of Iloopestoum , one day last "ccli. : ( hu's. Baker , ofViniiamiah , Miehi , , crecteal stmuiam.s smi I Ii steel s trmu's o Ii t I mtmm II , mmiii ! cautgii I six st-li i t bhmtck hi rts o tin tiny. , i _ II. Ciietlet' foutmual somuue wlmhto black. bt'm-rhcs gtossiumg wild imear hironsoim , MIchm. 'lhmey sterti ilpat ; tiual very ssveet. A svhmlte robhim st-as sea'im hour Jirirgstosvn , Iei. , just bufottu tmlimctioit day last svcmilc. II is . iitmllosed thils Is what ruuitmemt the vouch cm.oi ) . Kimmg ( beige , a negro tO yeam-s old , is prov- lug a iimmz.ie to soummum of time iumost. celebrated juum3'slclauis itm hiostnIm . lie hits two mtotm of ribs anti tsva Imarts , mmimal apparently immuim time ! ovcr to KltSht'ti ii muti I tflilth ( ) ii. A snake killed imtmar Cuhmtuumbtms , loss-a , is suhal to have Immemmsturcd itt feet 8 limeimes him leiuethi mmmi :11 : inches arolmtuai lime largest hart of Its hiwiv , Its biemuui st'as immairly tim size of a syatem-bmickt t , imumal was _ cosemett by a sc-.uiy skiui mutmat sc.ttmtv hair. I Imirrisamim 1 1. Ohivami , of bioltoum Bull Comumty , 'i't xas , ia time uliOst ueuuimutkmitalc lelmositoryot 4 cohii lemul I tm t ii I s cotu mm tl-y toml ay. I V Immay M'titim stiiuuign , mit lie has tect'iveul mme hess t iii um I 01 svoum Ia m I , a tual si x I v of time limulhatis , mmiii gi mm m- I it si-in fiotit a bime slmnt tim tm otiumeti bmil. : stiii icumimuhut hum bus haomty. Chimmius % mmasaietm , of luwmtgimuc , Iiclm , , sass' it highmt baitsvt'a'ut a bimmch innu hind. ) ' tumid a I argo I masv l. 'l'iie light ( acti mm ed I ii ii mum air , its hilghm mis thto trout tolls , mind ss'as a mletcriiuiumaut mit iti giia , hur mit ii am a' p ii mmcy. 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