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GERMINAL ,
Or , the Story of a Great Miners' '
Strike.
BY EMItiH
Tmmlattd from the Frtntb.
sinittART of riucimxa
Anton Lantier , a young mechaulo out ol
work , roaches the coal mines of Monston ,
Franco , cold , hungry and penniless , The
death of a miner makes n vacancy and ho PO-
curcs employment in tbo Vulture mine , Ma-
bon , one cf the miner ! ' , and his daughter
Catherine , explain tha work to hint and as
sist him tha first day , lie hears the mutterings -
ings of the miners ogninst the company an d
throats of a alrlka. The exactions o the an-
iperintondont and the email wages received
Road the workmen to the verge * ol despera
tion and juvod ttto way to tha comingstrug
gle. Mahon again bafriendi Anton , and 10-
curoa lodgings for him at Rwaneur'd , n tip-
plintr. house near the miuo , Anton's doterml-
nUion to leave Is overcome by the klndnest of
the atruggling minors , nnd ha doddoj to battle
with them. The owners of the mines revel in
luxury , and turn a deaf ear to tha appgata of
the starving families of tha workman , who , in
debt for food obtained during a atriko throe
years provioua , are btrely able to secure
sufficient food to sustain Hfo ,
CUATTEK. X ,
\Vhon Mahon entered the hoaso , after
having loft Anton at Riraanonr'n , ho
found Catharine , \chario and Johnnie
at the table , finishing their soup. On
returning from the mine , they were al
ways BO hungry that they sat down to oat
in tholr dump clothing without even
washing tbolr faces ; the table remained
eot frcm morning till night , nud there
was constantly some one there swallow
ing lib portion , at the risk of the exigen
ciesof , labor.
From the door Mahon perceived the
provisions. Ho fi ld nothing , bat his
anxious face cleared up. All the mam-
Ing , the empty cupboard , the hoaso without -
out ccffdo , or bread , had worried him. A
sad thought came to hint oa ho worked
the vein In his drift ; how would the wife
make out ? and what would become of
them if oho roturncd homo with empty
haudD ? Here ho found everything. She
wonld explain it to him later , and , while
waiting , ho smiled contentedly.
Catherine and Johnnie had already
risen , drinking their coffee ctandlrig ,
while-Zioharlo , hla hunger only half ap
peased by his aoop , cut for himself a
largo slice of bread , which ho covered
with butter. Ho noticed the hogs-head
cheese which Alziro had put upon a pl.ito ,
but ho did not tonch It , knowing that
wbon there was only enough meat for
one , it was intended for hla father. All
washed down tholr soup with a glass of
troah water , the good clear drink which
they were foaced to fall back upon a few
days before pay day.
"Thoro Is no boon , " said Mra. Mahon ,
aa the father eat down to the table. "I
wanted to keep a llttlo money.
But If you want It , tha llttlo ono can
run and got a pint "
Ho looked at hsr in astonishment.
How was that ? She bad money , too.
"No , no , " auld ho. " 1'vo juit drunk
a mug , that's enough. " And Mahon
slowly swallowed a great bowlful of
soup , made of bran , potatoes , leeks and
Eorrol. Hla wife , with Estollo otlil lu
her arms , assisted Alziro In waiting on
him , handing the butter and meat and
putting the coffee back on the fire to
keep It warm.
In the meantime , near the cupboard ,
the bathing had commenced in a tub
made front the half of a caak. Catharine ,
nfter emptying the warm water into It ,
tranquilly undraacod sna with face to the
wall and back ; to the fire , tubbed herself
vigorously with the soft soap. No ono
paid the slightest attention to her ; when
: lenn , she jnmpod from the tub and ran
up atalrs , leaving her wet clothing In B
tieap on the floor. A quarrel broke out
betrroen the two brothers. Johnny had
inBtentd to got In the tub nndor tbo pre
sence that Zasharlo was still oatlng ; and
iho latter throvr him out head over heels ,
claiming his turn , saying , though ho was
jollto enough to let Cithurlno wash firet ,
ho didn't want boyi' leavings , oven if the
water was black chough to fill all the ink
stands in the neighborhood. They ended
by Rotting" into the tub together , washing
each othcr'o backs ; then , llko tholr sis-
tor.entirely nude , they diajppoared In
the stairway.
"What a slop they've madel" said Mrs.
Mahon , taking the clothing from the '
floor and hanging it to dry. "Alzlrc ,
wlpo up a bit , will you I"
But a voice on the other oldo of tbo
wall out chert her words. Oaths were
heard , mingled with the screams of a
woman , whllo now and then heavy
blows resounded , as though tome one
was being struck with a tin pail.
"Lovtqab'o beginning Hgatn , " said Ma
hon quietly , as ho strammod on the
bowl with his spoon. "That's strange ;
Bout-lonp said the soap was ready. "
"Ready , " eafd his wlfoj "I saw the
vegetables on tbo table not even peeled. "
The crloa grew louder ; there was a tor-
rlbla push which shook the wall ;
then all becimo silent. The
minor , swallowing a last spoonful , con ;
cluded with the calm air of justice :
"Bbo deserved It , If the BQUp wasn't i
ready. "
After drinking a glass of water , ho cut
n tquiro piece off of the hogs-head
checeo , oatiug Ib with some broad. No
ono tpoko while the father was eating.
Ho was thinking that It did not taste
llko the moat whtoh came from Malgrat'a ;
It must have been bought somewhere olae ;
but he did not question hla wlfo only to
aak if the old man was still asleep up-
italra. No , the grandfather had gnuo
out for his accustomed walk , and then
sllenco again fell.
Henry and Lenoro , playing In the
water which had been spilled on the
floor , seeing the meat , went and stood at
( heir father's knee , watching each piece
as it was lifted from the plate , tholr eyes
at first full of hope , which was grid-
ually succeeded by a look of consterna
tion as It was lost to sight in his
mouth.
"Haven't the children had any ] " ho ln >
quired :
And when his wlfo hesitated be
s-Jded :
"You kndTr I don't llko this unfair
ness It takes away my appatlto when
they're around mo begging like this "
"They've had some , " cried eho id bi
anger , "If you'd listen to them you'd ftv
jlvo them your put and the others ti o ; v
they'd atnQ' themselves till they burnt in
indi
Alziro , didn't we all have aoma choeio ? " diii
"Of courao , mamma , " replied tha lit le iih
hunchback , who , uudor theto clrouin h <
lied with the ojo'n ' IB of a ID
; rown woman. o :
Luoro and Henry stood mot onlcsj , leh
ihooVod at thrio lira which they doret h
lot contradict. Their llttlo hearts ,
welled up , and they would have given
mjthlng to h vo been blu to tell him
hey bad not even tatted it , v
"Go 'way , " mid their mother , driving
them to the other side of the room.
"You ought to bo ashamed to hang
around your father , ns If ho wai the only
ono who had It. At any rate , don't ho
work whllo you others do nothing ? "
But Mahon called them , and taking
Uonry upon hla left knee and Leuore
on hla right , ho thftred the remainder
with them , cutting It in small pieces
which the children greedily devoured.
After finishing , ho said to his wife :
"No , doa't give mo my coffee now.
I'm ' going to wash first. You may hoi p
mo throw out this dirty water , though. "
They grasped the handles of the tab ,
snd were emptying the water into the
gutter before the door , when Johnny
cAme down , dressed lu dry clothes , an
nld faded pair of pants nnd woolen
blouse , much too largo for him , they
having belonged to hla brother. As ho
was noiselessly slipping through the
open door his mother stopped him.
"Whoro are you gotngr
"Nowhoro. "
"Nowhere ? Yon'ro going to tjather
dandelions for a salad this evening. Now
lUtin , do you hear me ? If you don't
bring some homo , I'll eottlo wlta you , "
"All right. "
And ho went out , his hands la his
pockets , with the g< of an old miner , in
uplto of his ton years. Zwharlo , In a
black woolea shirt with blue ( tripes , descended -
scondod next. His father calkd after
him not to came homo late , and ho went
out , nodding his head , without replying ,
and with a plpo between his toctb.
The tub wan again filled with water
and , at a glance from the mother , Alclro ,
as was her habit , led the children out to
play before the door. Tholr father did
not waah himself before the family ,
although ho considered It proper for the
children to paddle around together.
"What are yon doing UD there ? " cried
Mrs. Mahon from the bottom of the
stairs ,
"I'm mending my dross. I toro It
yesterday , " ropllodOUharlno.
"Ail right. Don't ccmo down ; your
father's washing. "
Mra. Mahon placed Estcllo on a chair
and for a wonder.findlng herself comfortable -
able In front of a fire the child was quiet
watching her parents with the bewildered
eyes of a little croatuto without thought.
After removing his clothes , he plunged
his head into the water , rubbing It with
that soft aoap which had discolored and
bleached the hair of his face ; then
lathering himself all over he stopped Into
the tub while hla wlfo stood looking on.
"Say now , " she began , "I naw your
look when you came In. You've boon
worrying. Just think the people at Plo-
laine wouldn't give mo a BOU Ohl they
were very kind ; they gave the little
ones Bomo clothing , and I was ashamed
to nsk for anything more. "
She panted an inatuut to tie Estollo In
her chair , foarlfg ahe would fall out.
The father continued rubbing himself ,
without , by ono question , hastening this
tale which interested him , patiently
wetting to bo enlightened.
' 'Of COUMO Malgrat ref aaed. Ho drove
me from his door llko a dog. "
Ho lifted hla head , still watching her
In bilenca. Nothing at Plolalno , noth
ing from Malgrat , who waa It then ?
But sbo began rolling up her sleeves pre
paratory to rubbing tils back , and tiking
up eomo soft eoap she lathered his shoul
ders while he braced himself in order to
stand the vigorous strokes.
"Then I went bask to Malgrat's. I
pleaded with him , saying It would'nt
do him any harm to be juat. That
bothered him ; Ho tried to got away
from mo.
Now aho waa making his bsok ahino
llko her throe saucepans did on Saturday ,
using the back nnd forth movement of
the arm until ehe became eo winded that
her words choked her.
"At last , calling mo an old crank , ho
oild wo could have bread until Saturday ;
and the boat of it is that ho lent me a
hundred sous. I bought some butter ,
coffee , chicory and oven a little hogs
head of cheese of him. Then
I paid eighteen Bonn for potatoes. So
you uno my morning wasn't lost. "
She waa wiping him dry , whllo ho ,
happy , not thinking of the dabt , caught
her np In his arms and kissed her.
"Louvo mo alone , goose ! you're not
dry yet. I'm afraid , though , that Mai-
Brat's thinking of eomothlng. "
She was going to eposk of O&therino ,
but paused.
What UBO to make him uneasy ? '
'What of ? "
"Oh ! of robbing no. Wo rnuat watch
blm , that's all. "
When ho was thoroughly dry , Mahon
limply put on a pair of pints. Hla great-
sat enjoyment , after hia bath , waa to nit
'or a tlmo with arms and chest bare. In
lummor the men wonld all go outside
tftor bathing , and , In aplto of the damp
voather , ho went to the door for a mo-
nont to call across the pardon to another
nan , with uhouldera equally bsro. Then
itherj appeared at tholr deere , all sinll-
ng from the comfort of a good bawl of
otip and a warm bath. Even the chll-
Iren , lying upon the pavement , railed
homselvca and laughed also at the hap-
ilneas around thorn.
'While drinking his coffee , Mahon told
ila wlfo of the engineer's auger about the
imboring. Ho was calm now , and Ila
enud with an approving nod to the wise
onnaola of Mra. Mahoo , who showed are
ro t amount of wisdom In tbcse affairs.
the always repeated to him that they ;
rculd gain nothing by opposing the com-
uy.
Finally , eho Informed him of the visit
f MM , Honnobeau. .
"Can I como down ? " aikod Catherine
rom the head of the stairs.
"Yo , your faUior IB dry. "
The young girl had put on her Sunday
Teas , a dark blue poplin , already faded
nd worn. Oa h-jr head waa a very aim-
IB | black tnllo bonnet.
"Why , youVo drensnd yonraalf up.
Vhera are you going1 ?
"I'm ' going to Monalon to buy nome
Ibbon for my bonnet. I've taken off the
Id one ; It was too dirty. "
"Then you'vo got omo money. "
"No ; " Mcquotto promised to lend mo
m sous.
The mother let her go aa far as the ;
oor , then called her back.
"Llateu ; don't go to Malgrat to buy :
our ribbons. He'll r < b yon and beUtvo :
ie'ru rolling la gold. "
The father , Bitting by the fire , added :
"Don't stay out too long. "
In the afternoon Mahon worked In his
arden. He bad already planted eomu
otatooii , beans and peas , and to-day ha
itttndcd transplanting scrao onb- '
igo and lettuce. Thla garden
irnlahed them with all tlulr
Bgetabloi except potatoes , of which they
Brer hid enough , Ho thoroughly un *
brstood gudentug , and oven rabtdnfos-
ilchokes , a thing which hla neighbors
td never been able to do. A * ho went
itotbo guden he saw Lartquu , who hud
ime cut ti ainoko a p'po and look at lh > -
Ituco which Bonteljnp had pUnti'd
at morning ; if hla lodger had not lure
d th courage to dig , nothing v.ould
ivo gronn there but wetds , A conver-
tlou was begun across ( he fouco. Lo-
( ] io , excited at having bit hU wife ,
vainly tried to drag Malton to Hwson-
eur'a. A drink didn't frighten htm did
it ? They would htvo a game of skittles ,
take a stroll with tholr comrades , and
then return homo. That waa the only
ploaturo after coming from the
mlnu ; thcro could bo no hirm In It. But
Mihon wished to transplant his cabbngo
which ho s&ld would bo wilted next day.
In reality ho refused because not wishing
to ask his wlfo for a Hard of the hnrdrod
BOUS.
It WAS striking five whou Mrs , Peters
came to nsk If her Lydlo had gone off
with Johnnio. Lavaquo said It must bo
so , for his Hubert had also disappeared ,
nnd thoao three children were always
together. But when Mnhon told thorn
they were gathering dandelions they
were faUifiod. Now that the aohool was
closed all the llttlo ones were In the
alloy , pulling nud beating each other ,
whllo the fathers , who were not &t the
saloons , equalled In the same position as
In the mine , smoking tholr pipes. At
last Lovaque decided to go off to Ilav
Bonour'a nlono , but Mahou still wont on
planting.
Night had fallen ; Mrs. Mahon lit the
lamp , provoked that nolther the girl nor
boys had came in. She know not ono of
them would ccmo to join the only meal
which they could take together. More
over , oho waited for the dandelions.
What could they pick at that hour and In
that darkness ? A salad was so nice with
the alow which she bad put on the firo.
aomo polntooH , loeka and aorrcl stowed
together , and fried onion ? , of which the
entire house smelt ; that good odor which
aeon bocarao rank and penetrated the
bricks of the alley with euch a smell that
they could bo BO nted afar off in the
country.
Mahon , after lowing the garden when
night came on , dozed on a chair , hla head
against the wall. As soon as
ho seated himself ho slept.
The obck struck sovon.
Henry nnd Lonoro broke a plato la ob
stinately trying to assist Alziro , who was
setting the table. Bonnemort was the
first to enter , and having hurriedly eaten
his dinner , ho returned to the mine.
' Wo well eat. '
may as They're big
enough to take euro of tbomtolvea. The
only thing that I don't llko Is there's no
s&lad. "
[ TO BE CONTINUED MONDAY. ]
How to Sovo Money ,
and wo might also say tlma and pain as
well , in our advica to good housekeepers
nnd ladies generally. The great1 necessi
ty existing always to have a perfectly
aafe remedy convenient for the relief
and prompt cure of the ailments peculiar
to woman functional Irregularity , con
stant pains , and all the symptoms attend
ant upon utcrlno disorders induces 113
to recommend strongly and unqualifiedly
Dr. Plerco'B "Favorite Prescription"
woman's bust friend. It will Bao money.
CONN UUlAljI TIES.
News cornea from Australia that Dion
Boucicnult and Louise Tliornclyko have been
married 'Ihoy will return shortly to the
Uuitod States.
Ilia Mnjoity MagFala , King of the Congo ,
is said to bavo received a proposal of mar
riage from un English lady with a fortune of
§ 50,000 , which he dojlimd , having a largo
number of native wives already.
Mian Emma Nevada will bo married in
Paris to Dr. Palmer Oct. 1. The civil cere
mony will take place at the English embassy
and the religious ceremony will be celebrased
In the Church of the Peres Pasaionlstes.
"Julia , I don't see why you are going to
marry Harry Batcomb. He hasn't any
money , and it is not likely that he'll ' over
have any. " "Fanny , I'd acorn to marry for
money. Harry Is handsome and a fine ath
lete. He would bring to mo a sinso of pro
tection " "O , that's all right , Jnlia. Every
one to their mind. You marry for protec
tion ; I Intend to marry for revenue. " [ Phila
delphia Call.
There was a sensation at the Comique ,
Butte City , Montana , lately. A hilarious
party eat in one of the boxes as Supine Dun-
CJii , of the Duncan Sisters , was posing by ,
Mies Duncan , who ia a faacinatlag blonde ,
was called in to bo married "juit for fun" to
the young superintendent of the Montana
Purrott mine , who is the uon of a Now York
millionaire. The knot was tied by a justice
of the peace , and is unquestionably valid.
A runaway marriage is the latest sensation
in , Webster , Jccktun county , N. 0. Oscar B.
Coward eloped with Mina Emtna Long , ono of |
the prettiest girla in the county. The mar
riage license was ismod by tha young lady
horsolf. Her fatherwho Is county register of
deeds , bad left several blank licenses at the
house with bis namp already signed to them ,
so that if anyom should coine for a license
while ho was out of town some member of the
family could fill out tha blanks over his sig
nature , HU daughter secured oua of theiso
blanks and filled it out herself. She is not
yet fourteen years of age. [ Kichmcnd Dis
patch.
Angostura Bittern do not only dlstin-
fruish themselves by their flavor and aromatic
odor above all others generally used , but hey
are also a sure preventive for all diseases em-
liiating from the digestive organs. Beware of
: ounterfolu. Ask your grocer or druggist for
the genuine article , manufactured by Dr , J
T. B , Soigort iSoua.
TUB YOUTJIFUIj TERHOK.
Boy of the period Interrupting whore Goliath
Ic.fiantly dareu Divld to the fray Oh , ekip
ill that ma ; lio'n only blowiu' ; I want to know
ivhojlcked. fLifa.
Teacher ! ' 'Yes , man cornea htghoit in the
icale , What comes next to man ? Small hey :
'I kuow , eir. " Tarchor : Well , what is it ? "
3raaUboy : "HU shirt.
gjoshun could successfully command the sun
i stand etill , but he could never hava kept a
ixearold ! son still while hia photograph was
jcing taken [ South and West.
An eight-year-old Brooklyn boy , the other
lay , nfcerafew momenta spent In deep study ,
.utaod to hia mother antl aked : "Mu. don't .
DOU think wo'd better send word that we
lon't want auy moie children ? "
Day old gentleman to bay on twelfth birth-
lay : "I hope T&U will improve In wisdom ,
cnowledge and virtus. " Boy , politely return-
ng compliment , tot illy uajounciom of Bar-
lasm. "The tome to you , Bid" [ dt. Paul
Elerold.
"Say , " ald the editor' * smart llttlo son , aa
10 entered a store ) ' 'do you keep knives ? "
'Oh , yes , " responded tha storekeeper.
'we've them for , " "Well "
kept yeara , re-
urtied tha boy , atarting for tbo door , "you
iught to udvertlsn aid then you wouldn't
teep 'eui BO long. " [ Norrutowu HorolJ ,
Little Bflai : "My dolliewm awful blck Init
light. " Little Evn : "What caused it1
'Well , we bud vi ul culverts for supper , an , ' I
ueea eho overloaded her atnmach. " BOSB ,
ay dollla isn't well neither , I fed her cook
s an' they might have baon poisoned , you
" "Uoud ! I'a her
nnw , gracious give eoine
! nd of anecdote at oucd , "
A little fellow who waa at a neighbor's
louse ubout noon the othf r day watche'l ' the
reparations for dinner with gro t interest ,
ut wheu asked to stay and eat something lie
romptly rofujed , "Why , yen , Johnnie , you i
ad batter atay,1' Raid tha Judy : "why cau't
ou ? " "Well , "ciuise " , " i ld the little fellow ,
'ma said I mustn't uulens you ask me tliroa '
iiiiee. " They In * lied htm twice more right
( f- [ Texas Hitting * ,
Trt n Baby wu lick , TO 2 ve lier Cutoria ,
Wlien ( be nn * Child , eho cried fur CutorU ,
WJien slio became lllit , ib clunf to V ttorta ,
Vo ilit tu4 ClUldr a , aU * j th
; in
THE EOONOMISTS ,
A New Polltlonl Party With IIOAtl-
quartorB In I'lnttBtnoutli ,
Oorreipondenca of the BEE ,
riATFOHU OF TUB ECONOMIST FABTT ,
3 Adopted At Plnttsmouth , Mfreb , 18ft5.
Believing M wn do that n complete Incor
poration of the following principles into our
natlonil , state and municipal governments
would increase the proipetlty of our country ,
and enhance the wt-lfato nud hupplncsi of our
people , wo , the members of the economist
party do promulgate them as our platform of
principles.
1 , Wo hold that the strictest economy should
ba maintained In the administration of na
tional , state , county and municipal offices.
2 , Wo are in favor of a lover system of
direct taxation ,
3 , Wo hold that for the purpose of protect
ing the labor of our couutiy , and for creating
& government revenue , there should ba a ys-
tern of duties levied upon import ! eulliclcntly
high to bring up their prlco to such prices AS
our manufacturers can afford to mannfactuio
tha llko goods for ,
4. Wo are in favor of the use of n bi-
motallo coinage a * a ipoclo currency , nnd of
U. S. notes , or greenbacks , na n paper cur
rency. But wn denrnud the retirement of tha
National bank notes , nnd that an equal
amount of greenbacks be substituted In their
stead.
C , Wo demand that our national Indobtod-
nois bo paid off as fast ni the tame folia dus
with the surplus money In the United States
trMiury , instead of petmitting the money U
He Idle in the treasury vaults , In oxcosa of the
amount required by law.
0. Wp hold that the United States should
energetically euforco tha principles commonly
Ituown ns the Mouroo doctrine , ngalnst nuy
foreign power who mny attempt to interfere
with nay of the republics belonging to the
American continent.
7 Wo hold that the government , or each
state respectively | , R9 the tight nud authority
to control nnd regulate tha fictions nud opera
tions of corporations within ita respective
territorial limits. And wo demand that our
state shall by proper leglslutivo enactments
lesion the freight tariff to Ita minimum pay
ing rates nn all railroad lines operated In the
stnto of Nebraska.
8 , Wo demand that our state shall cnnot
Mich n law ns will do mvoy with tha competi
tion of convict labor.
SINGULARITIES.
In the ancient Rravea In Tennessee are
found human skulls that nro f > omo inches
brgor tlmu any modern human bead ,
Parrots that sing nrfl rare , but occasionally
specimens nro found which sing eovernl tunes.
The fanciers of phenomenal pots nro nlwaya
willing to pay good prlcea for such birds.
A mnn til Franklin county , Tenn , wenrn n
board nix feet nine inches in length. Ho
keeps about four-fifths of it wound nbsutn
cardboard and carries it in his coat pocket.
There nro four wonderful fur eonla now on
exhibition In Paris. They nro trained by n
Dane , taught to fire n gun , ha on their backs
nnd smoke s pipe , playblin and tire n
cannon ,
A Bwallow built upon a honso in Germnny.
The occupier caught the bird nnd nttachod to
ita wing a note asking where the bird win
tered. It returned to Ita old nest ou the
German'u bouse , and was found to bear a re
ply stating that tha bird pnjeed the winter ia
Florence.
There la n bird in southwestern Terns
known aa the aobblng wren. Ita note bagins
lu a high silvery key , descending from ono
sweet note to another , onch mrre delightfully
clear than the other , until ic bursts into a
sobbing cry. endinsr in n gasp like that of n
suffering child. The effect of this strange
song Is startling nud distrasftiuff , na it U borne
on tha early morning nlr or at twilight. The
bird U small , with pltiinpbrownbreast , speck
led with ehro'Ja ot black.
_ The bad ot the ocean , Bays n recent writer ,
is to an enormoui extent covered with lava
and pumice atone Still moro remarkable. IB
to find the floor of the ocean covered In many
parts with the dust of meteorites. Between
Honolulu nnd Tchiti nt a depth of 2,350 fathoms
ems over two miles nnd n half -a vast layer
of this material exists , Falling upon land
this impalpable dust ia indistinguishable , but
accumulating for centuries in tlio nan depths
it forma n woudnma story of the continuous
bombardment of the planet by comctary
bodies.
The Examiner , of San Francisco , tells of n
peculiar fish , common in Geese Joke. They
rise to the eurfaei , awell up by taking in air ,
when the wind blows thorn about the lake ; re
flecting all the cobra of the rainbow. 4 < A
hunter , " continues the Examiner , "aaw a
crane awnllow ono of these full when in a
normal condition , but before the crane had
trot moro than fifty feet up above the Joke the
fiili had taken m enough air to explode the
crane , which , nt the Bound of n report like
that of a gun , flew nil to ntoma , and the fish
same lightly down on the water , no worse off
for the short ride in the air , "
An American "Wheelman.
Mr. E. F. Powers , of the firm of Al-
ivood & Powerfl , Manefiold , Maes. , U o
famous bicyclist. The most expert , !
iowover , will Bomotlmos como to grief ;
ind through an accident while riding
recently , Mr. Powers sustained a serious
njury to his right log. A few applloi-
ilona of St. Jacobs Oil effected a euro.
RELIGIOUS.
There nro 750,000 moro Methodlsta than :
Baptists in tha United States.
The cost of repairing the Cologne cathedral ,
jegun in 1823 , waa 55OCOCOO.
Mr , Moody will hold a aeries of meetings
n Now London , Conn. , next month.
The Jewish Miniitera' Goufernnoa will bo
leld iu Baltimore October 12 and 13.
Evangelist Barnes , of Kentucky lin * joined
he Church of England , and has gone 10 India
IB a mlselonary.
The Congregational church of Qulncy liaa
mrcaased a new organ , which weighs nine
ons nnd coat $5,000.
Twelve now wmdowa nnd other extensive
inprovemeuta have just been completed in
iraca Episcopal church , New York.
On October < 1 , memorial service ; will ba held
or the late Sir Mosea Montefiore In all llo-
irew placaa of worship in Naw York Ulty ,
3 The nnnual Unlversaliat i/eneral convention
rill be hold in tha Church of Our Father ,
Irooklyn , opanmg on tha 21st of October ,
.ho Kiv. Dr. Tomllnton will preach the
poumg sermon.
JMr. Tnlmage has returned from Europe ,
nd has had n grand reception by the mem.
iera of his congregation , a reception In which
lenry Ward Bsecher took part and Bharod
be nppUuso of the audience with thereturned
ui tor ,
The Presbyterian church at Washington
ourt homo , Ohio , Is the first to ask , through
is pastor , tha K v , 8. U. Anderson , for aid
mm sister churches to rebuild Its own edifice ,
'he Method Ut church was the only one not
ernohshed by tha cycluuo , and the roof of
bat was damaged conilderably ,
A Buddhist temple which will cost J3.0CO , .
DO is being built In Kioto , Japan , It Is eaitl
nat moro than a ton of lar a ropes , made of
iicir own hair , contributed by tha women of
apan , will bo uiod to haul the timherg for
le temple to their places. This temple h tea
a n Mecca for tha faithful all oyor the oiuplre ,
The Methodlsta of Northern Ohio , in con-
Teuco at Berea , tried to pane a reaolution to
IB effect that no Methodlat preacher occupy
ig the pattorsl relation shall become a oiu
Idato fur political tUbe. The effort fulled
f four votea. But the conference auoceeded
putting itielf on record pulitloully. It
is < ed a resolution drcUring itielf nut ro-
lonnbla for the political viowd and nlliancsi
any of its members. The conference
light have spared Itself this effort , for it
luld not In any way become roiiionmbla f > r
lese thing * tuna it cauld dtctvtu where it *
euibura thould buy tholr clothing or thuir
ucerlet.
Many a victim to Urlght'a U'icaao ' has
> eu restored to aouad health by Hunv'a
jmedy.
Utmt'o Remedy Is not a new coin ,
mud ; It has been before the public
irty years.
Hani's Ilemedy purifies the blood by
fisting the kidneys to cany oil au
ipurltles ,
Take ail in all ,
Take all the Kidneys nnd Liver * "
Modlcio *
Take all the Blood purifiers.
T ko all the Khoumtvtio romedtes ,
Take all the Dytpopala and Indigo * * '
tlon cures *
Take all the Agno.Fover , andbllllooj
BpOClllM ,
Take nil the Brain and Nerve foreft
revive * ,
Take all the Great health restorers.
In short , take all the beat qnnlltins ot
all those nnd the best
Qualities of all the boat moJtlelini in
the world and you will find that Hop
Bitten have the best cnratlvo quail *
tlos and powers of all concontratoJ la
thorn ,
And that they will euro when any o *
all of these , alnglo or oomblnod. Fallll
A thorough trial will glvo pojltlva
proof of this.
Hardened. Liver.
Five yo ra ago I broke down with kidney -
noy and llvor compUln and thonnntlsm *
Slnco then 1 have bcon unable to ba
about at all. My llvor bcoiino hard Ilka
wood ; my limbs were pnffcd up and filled
with water. ,
All the best physicians agreed that
nothing could euro mo. I resolved to
try Hop Blttora : I have used seven bet *
tics ; the harduocs has all gene from my
llvur , the swelling from my limbs nnd It
has worked a mlraclo in my caao ; other
wleo I would have bconjiow in my ( jrave. .
J. W. MOKEY.
Buffalo , October 1,1881.
Poverty and Suffering.
"I waj drufuccl down wilh tlobt , poverty &adiut
forlntrfor jcna , oauiodby n stole ( amllv nd Urge
bills lordootorlnp.
I wu oimplattly dl courapoil ; , until onoyoarwro ,
hr the ahlco of ni ) ) > i3tor , I cnrnmanocdujlne tlop
lilttcre , anil In ona month wo were all troll , and none
ol htv\o9teii nslckdiyBlnco , and I waul tos&y to
all poor men , you cin keep your Uralllos well a yoai
with nop Dlttorj for loss than ono dootor'a visit will
coat. 1 know It.
A. WorUlnpnan.
Proeccuto the Swlnuloralll
If when you cnll for Hop Bittcra ( BOO
clnntor of Hops on the white litbol ) tno drn T
gtet hands out any stuff called 0. D. Wnruor'o
Gormnn Hop Bitten or with other "Hop"
nnmo , refuse it nnd shun that dm glst as you
would a viper ; and it ho bnntnken your m-jnoy
for the Btuff , Indict him for tha fraud and tma
him for damages fortho BwiuJIo , nh'd wa wil
reward you libornllv for the aonviatlon. '
This In\alunb1e epcalfla rc-ullly and ormnncnbl
cures til kinds of Asthma. Tbo moat orntlnata an
loog standing cagog field promptly to Ita wondorfrt
curing pioportlcs. It la koown throughout the vrorid
for Ita unrivilcd cQlcooy. > ,
J U OALDWEIjTj , city Lincoln , Hob. ; writes. Jag
25,1831 Hirjo uslnRPt. HMr'a Aethina care , fO
moro than ono year , vnj wlfo has been entirely well ,
and not oven n symptom ot the dlscaao has appeared.
WILLIAM DKNNBrlT , IllchlaiiJ , Iowa , wrlt aNoV.
d. 1SS3. I hare been affllotod with Uay Fovar and
Aethma since 1859. I followed your directions and
am happy to lay that I never elcpt hotter In lay life.
I am glad that I am amone the many who canepeak
eo favorably of your loinodlca.
A valuable 84 page treatlaocontainingel
from every State In the U. S , Canada andlQrMi
Britain ; will bo mailed npon application. | tiv ,
ny JruRglBt not hiving It in stock will procured , '
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WOTlH. turt IfJIprr-U. . X'l"fuiC" ' , 1 tTtt BQl Acu .
.n n < tt I ] > lc tlTI Orchil. A < ew dnp , | inurt > irlle
lumajcr tUtiln. Try U
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What is
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Caaforla la Dr. ( .amuel Pltchcr.a prescrlptl {
lufanfa cnd Children. Its purpose Ia lo rffiula.lo'ttn
stomaobaar.il bonclj. It docs tliULy thoroughly
lEslmllatlri ; tlio fooj , preventing colic and oonitlpi.
Lion , and keeping open tbo pcrpi cf the ekln. Thla
a ccccsjary. Nearly one quarter of our children dlfl
before they are flftecn. Nature did not a > Intend It
Inif refer food and neglect of bulling make most aO
hllJren tick at tlmca. They mutt have rtlttf from
jymptonrs Indicated by lljlulonoy , romltlng purfilnjf
*
lovers nnd constipation. The formula of Caitorli la
iiibllehed. Liberal phyalcUni overjwhere now agros
b > t It 1'1 accomrllih thla ond. Castorla li harnv >
O3lt ; dots not conUIn apirtlolo of morphine ot
ither nircotlo subitinso. Paregoric , IHtemin'fl
Jrops , soothing BJ nips nnd all ether mcjlelofirfoi
lUIIaren , conUIn opium In eomo form. CiBtorlah * *
lOtin in mo over thirty jearj and during that lmo
11 B carried liopainto moro homes , pro on ted more
irotrocted slckncaiisand reduced thoapalllof death
ate n tic UK Infanti and chlUrcn to a grettcr extent
htn all oilier liaovin rumedloi.
I'rrmiitnr' Tlrrllno fromprroriorexrcwa.
iONt I'owri aiicaien of tlio Klilnrr" . Hind-
cr. nirt 1-roHiiito ( jlnnil ( 'IJRIJII itlllmut
Htoinnrh Mcdidnca by tlin MnrMon llolim. Vo >
rlraculucuriilxMiliout9Urt ; ( > ry.'J'rcatlMnnd
tlmonlnlKiri'i * . Allrorrotipondoiirncniiilil
MAB8TOW EEMEDYOO. . or Bit.
A PERFECT SHOE
Oun pnooucTioHs RCpntecNTTHe
PriirtCTioH or SHOE. MAKING.
IN THEM EVERY ODJCCTION rouno
IN READY-MADE OHOCO IB REMOVED ,
THE SUCCESS AT ONCE ATTAINED HY
OUR GOODS WHEREVEH INTRODUCED r
IB OWING TO THE TACT THATTHCY ARC
CLOVE. riTTINO , ELEGANT It ) OTVLC
ANDnNIBH.OrTHCriNESTMATCRIALa
AND WORKMANSHIP , AND MODCRATC
IN pfllCC.
THE HORRORS or PREAKINO.IN ARC
AVOIDED : THEY ARE COMFORTADLC
fROMTHE VERY FIHOT.
We MAKE is SUES I IN 14 WIDTHS !
AND G CHAPES Or TOCO AND HEEL8.
Look for eur ffaute ant fit Solti.
J. & T. COUBI2STS ,
YOitic.
J , W. MARSHALL , fe "
1EAL ESTATE
ICOb Farnsm SUoet , Omaha , Xeb.
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