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THE DAILY BEE-FE2DAY , A 0 GUST 21 , 1885. cnenr 1 dtrcntfth * or who nafTer frorr InflrmKltA peculiar to their cif nbonld try BROW THE : BEST TONIC Thin modlclno comblnoa Iron ilth para r < > U > > ' fmlcii , und it lnTalii l > le for DiwMfCT pecullur to XVnmcnBni1 llnholo d ( fHipntnn lire * . H Im- rlrlim tnd 1'iirlllcN tha Hlonil , silmiilnlci thoApprllloIrciidllirni tlio niiinrlrn nd Nrr r In f ct. tliorounbly In lanrntcn. ( JlAKni tliecDmpIotlon. And makpnthe pkln emoota , It do s not blacken the teeth , CAUM headache , ot tmxluca conBtlpatlon nil of Aer Iron nidieimt Jo. Mns. I'LtziCErn lUini' . 74 F rwcll Ate. . Jlllwin KM , Wli , mijni , nndor d to nf Ifc. S6th. 19M : ' 1 li o nwd llrown'd Inm DittPni. nd It h nrm morn th n a doctor tn tun. liAviriR cnivd me of the TrcsVnwm Indies li Td In life. Aluocnrpdmeof LITer or Complaint , and now my completion li cl ( if am good. Has been beneficial to m ; cliildren. " Oennino ha Mmve trade mark and rrrf wd Trd llnM on wrapper. Tnlir no nllirr. Jladeonlfbr nnowN CIIIMIOAI. : CO..HAI.TIMOIII : , sin IiAIir ' HANO BOOK nwfal nd attrartlvo , con talntaR lint n ( pritrs for rrelimi. Information abon colnfl , nto. , Riren away by all npalem In mndlclne. ex mallod to anv rHrln on rwplpt nf 2c Mamp. . CJ-.V written guarantee or core Riven In every case undertaken. 43-All consultations Free am Mnrrcil. Dr. Clarko'a Celebrate < 1 llook oat iVQtlnga ( In plain envelopes ) tire lamp * . * * .p.fT. nlF , t , P. . 190 So. CLAHtST. CIUCAgQ.tLL. Indigestion Cured , iBuDcrcd fcr more than fl\o rears vtitli Indiges tion , ccarcclr able lo retain tbo blmpltet foa on tn } ) etomich. Thobur n\og \ Beneatlon wag almost Intolerable , and my wnolo ijetcm waa dcianeil I \va3wakclul and could nrt ilfcp , nnd rontoquen'ly mora or km envoi B oil tha time. I deillno In Kah \ nnd tufferi-d all the usual dcpnasion attendant upon this terrlb'oclilei'o In a v.oid , I w i trlfortMo. At list , UllUg toflnd rtllif In Mijthme < lao I com * mcuccd tliuuso of S ilt'fl "pociBe. I brgan to 1m- provo atonca. Thorn illrlno t.nod up the B.oni- nch , strengthened too dl'rstlro ort-'irn , end BOOH Ml that hurnlip coaso-1 , acd I could ritiln food without difficulty. Mow uiy health Ii foatt , nnd can o t anv- tblncln tlio lhaie of fold , oed dlgettlt wltBout thoelUhcst illllicuUy. 1 mnat cl'ootlnlly biar this tcttlmcnv beruusj there are hundreds buEtorlnf as I was , aud lam Furocan buss read 1 } litu'cil. ' lake the i > rccrlbcdtlceo alter oitliu instead of Icforo. JAJtfHHAN.N , Xo. U Ivrs.rett AtHnta , Oft. . May 13,1885. 'Jrctttleo on blood and tkln dlsoisoi mailed troa. .TheSnlltbpecPoOo. , UraworS , AtUuta' , Oa. , cr ti. Y. U7 , W. 28dSt * * The Great Blood Purifier. 3CM ? CJ UJ JI&X3S5 s , HDMOTIH , HOUKH , ULCKUB , SWELL- JSOS , 'J't'MOIUt , AlOHS3E8 ) , litOOU I'OISONI.NQ , OATARIUI , SALT HIIEUM , ICuvairiiLAB , HUEU- HATlbM , ncil nil blood nnd uUm diaeutoa. 1MMOIJ 51 PEU PINT BOTTLU. T [ OOJK'tllKD TLOVEH TILLS , Cure Slok Head. JJ ach1 , UFiep | la , Inififroetlcn , n'.l Conrttlratlcn. 3MXU ) Pi "ft I'llh 26 ( cots ; Gboxtiagl. Loossa HKD l.'uivn.i I'u.H IlKucur , buro euro , Arc. no box. For mlo t > y 'l druKpliftj. or-tdclrtBH J If. LOOS1S& CO. , Mcnro. % Mich. Send I it tontlmouUls. At Ui Kbit. Tikdd eupplled by J. A. Fuller & Co ol ItEUKuyl'llKb-Avlotlmofyouthfullniprnd Kuiinc Premature Decay , ItervouiUebtlity , anliooJ. , io.liay UK tried In vala every Lnown miiedy.haBdlsoo neredanlropleiUDi ' " - , which he will < ijnd rnKK te ' Bllowautflirera. AAlrewJU. JCVl.Vi 3C JU a > ' N f lUek I'rrninliir' Pi'dliio from errors or oxresaei. Io t 1'uwf. Jl8pait3 of Iho Klilni-rH. Itlud- | rr , and 1'roNtntu riliinil ( 'Vlll'.lt Mlllmuc tIiinnrli madiclneiti/lheitlariitnii llolim. Va- rlpornliicuniiwiTlinutsiirKcry. Treatlsanndlef tlinonlHl tri'K. All rorrnauoinlcnrn ccinMdentlal. KAK8TON KKHbDY CIM ( or BR. II. TRESKOW , \f ' > ! < . - . Irftt. V + raulVttW FOR Man and Beast. Mustang Liniment is older than most men , and used more and more every year , DR , TREDICKAR'S PILLS , Brown Breai Pellets Doled Ont t SnfTering Palients , SncccfiBfal In all Cuaca lint Ills Owr The Prescription That Finally Cured Him , By Harriet Preicott Spofford. There never was a more popnt&r yonn ; physician than Dr. Tredickar. His man nora were the perfection of the aympa. thotlc ; his tact and his judgment wore only equaled by his dovotlon and skill his personal magnetism nas immense , and the cures ho wrought were marvel ous. ous.Fresh from the hospitals ai ho wan.nuc eitgor In tbo pursuit of his sctencp , many old families welcomed him as likely tc have a newer knowledge than the ogolnp phyclclsn who had carried them throngl tholr lifetime ; aud young families , JDS setting np for thomselvess ohoso him BE likely to go along the road with themselves solves to the end. The event certainly justified tholr choice , and reports of the young doctor' * ability wont through the country side , so that not Infrequently ho wss called In consultation there with pbyelclaua o longer and wider repute than hla own Els diagnosis of a case was eo swift am euro that poopla mod to say that Dr Trediokar could toll you what ailed yoi by just looking at you , and many a gooc woman averred that she was rnoro bcno fitted by his touch upon the pulse than by another dcctor's proscription. Very possibly she was , for Dr. Tredlc kar gave very little medicine ; the cace was cxtremo in which ho sent much cue- torn to the druggist. Ho cmltd r.bon with him in bit gig certain medicaments that he waa wont to administer , appar ently potent , and made up under his own formula. From a peculiar liquid In a vial ho moRsurod cnu drop ; if , by any GO cldont , n portion of another drop left the vial , the glass had to ba rinsed and the slnglo drop tried again ; to this drop a half glass of nweotoned water being add ed , tbo patient was allowed a toatpuonfu ! of the result ODCO In six hours , if waking. It WAS generally understood that thii liquid was something of Dr , Tredickar'e own importation , difficult to obtain anil enormous in coat ; and the gratitude hla patients felt for the kindnecs of hia thus procuilng end keeping on hand nhal they could hardly have procured for themselves , waa something excelled only by tbo rapidity with which they picked up health and strength under Its effect. Another of the remarkable things ho was fond of administering was a tiny pill that ha always had about him , and that ho left In email numbers to bo taken at morning and night , under certain other directions , always ordering that If the patient felt too much braced on the second end day , with ringing oars or crowded ionsalions In the head , or a pain in the left thumb , the number was to bo leea- Dned , the pills , however , to bo taken ; hroo days , and then omitted for throe days , until euro was effected. But as Dr. Tredickar's practlco In creased , he had not the time for dividing Hcca of brown bread Into infinitesimal > Its that once ho had , and , frequently ailed away , ho would leave the task for irotty Dorothy Merle to finish , and eho would divide and rodlvido thejtlny seg ments , and roll them between two fruit inivoa , and net them in tbo sun to dry , and have all his b 310:5 : filled wltb fresh upplies of the little dark pills when ho 3IUO homo. Dolly did that , no rnoro faithfully than ho did everything else1 , though ; aho was lousekeepsr and matd-of-all-work und eneral overaecr for the young doctor , ind know very well how to take care of ilm , and of herself , too. She wai a pretty thing , this young > orothy Merle ; not very till , and rather lender , with dark-brown hilr falling off bo low , irhlto brovin natural wares , vi 1th brilliant , hazel brown eyes , and mall , fine features , among which was a pouth whoio res ; lips parted over tooth ikp coed pearls. She very seldom railed ; aln was a grave little bjdy , In- eut in har btuuty , a farmer's daughter , : rouxht np to work , brought np to be a ady , too , with a good , cormiion-echool dncitiou and simple manners. Often when the doctor returned from ils visits ho loft his atudy and wont out nto her little slttlng-roozi , where the ire wai bright and tbo hearth wai clean , nd oat down there to have a glaa if milk and a bit of gingerbread , and to paik first of come household innt'or , ad oherwatdof corno pitient ; and prot- ntly ho found hlnuolf dlscnstiog hla iiQBt perplexing cue with her , and de- ivlog more or lesa benefit from her disln- ; are ! > tcd common Deuce. _ Somehow , this brief rett in the little ittfng room became to him very pleas- iiit , and , learning more every day , Dolly ovtd to listen. Often , when her cheeks .ushod , aad her brjwii cyaa lighted with nteroit , the doctor would say to him- el' ' : "By Joval whit a pretty creature aho el Why Tnsn't aho barn in aonn other tation of lift ? " And agtln , when out la a cold and tormy nighc , hu would find hlrneelf hur- ylng to hla house , and picturing the iloaturo of a ettat by the fire opposite ) orothy. And then ag tn ho Wis say- ng : "Confiund the station of life I A lorfoct woman nobly planned is a station u life herself. " And ono night , ai hs looked over at tor , sitting opp slta , demurely dtrnlng in a tiblo cloth thora , ho wondered why is tluuld not cross orar and alt basidu lor. Still ho sa'd nothing of all this Making ; ho wai nota swift nun ut peaking ; his purpose formed slowly. If only wo mo a could be patient ! What had it baeu to pratty Djrothy those evening hours , this familiar talk , theeo friendly words , these long sentences , Illumined only by Hashing glances ? Ho never know , Ono dsy he cimo homo and found an angular spinster In pretty Dorothy's place. Mlis Morio had engaged her , tlia said , and Dorothy was nowhere to ba soon. It was of no tue for everythiog to rush over Dr. Tredickar then , tu ono torrent of remembrances and thunder bolt of decision remembrances of all her sweetness and sense , of all hercbarin and delight decision of long falterh g purpose. It was no nso for him to rage and im- aglna vain thlngf ; nobody know anything of Dorothy and teirch.as ho might , far anel near , high and ltwt in all his ac quaintances wltli the C3aiitrjelderjolther ho nor anybody oldo came ticroes any tr'ca of her. Dr. Trodickar , for some reason or other , il'ecatdcd ' hla little dark pills ngw , hut ho plunged back Into his businets with a sort of raadncts. lie tried to forget hlmstlf In killing or curing ; ho never looked at n wonuu except from a 'cieutlfio point of view , ho never spoke ta his tistar if ho could help It ; he studied as f hli life depended on i prtcllco he Had boon on the point of snr rendering io the now doctor be rctalno and ho rode far Into the night to oiaotin people on outlaying firms and waa np I the daybrctk ftr his laboratory oxpor ments and books ; he forgot to sleep am was unable to oat. Of oiureo such dovotlon to work ha Its own reward In ono nay , for Dr. Troc ickar was becoming a comfortable rlo man for a c untry practitioner , and WB reaping a tlch harvest of fame that wa however , I'M worthies ] to him as was th breath cf the idle breeze. And so one year followed another U twenty hix'l slipped away , and the babio to whom 1 o had glvon their first boln had babies ot their own ; and fevers am consumption ! , and amputations , and an topsijs Cllod np the measures of his days and there seemed to Dr. Trodlokar noth log worth llvlnc for , and worn with wot' Irregular food , unhealthy hurries , uympa thlca , disgusts , fatigues , ono morning Dr Trodickar discovered that ho nss with outappoli'o , without strength , withon a hope or wish , looking ou the world a a mass of disease , and saw with hardl surprise or regret that there waa n health In him. Dr , Trtdlckar had scarcely the energy loft to set about curing himself ; ho real ! did not core. Ho took ono little dose nn another , und would not have taken them If his aged spinster had not sot them b his plato. As ho looked about his dul and desolate home ho thought that tbl was the ttmo when a man needed n wlf to cheer him , and cursed himself for no thinking of It twenty years ago. Ho tun within 200 miles of Wankosha when ho encountered Allen in the cars nu old clais-matu whom ho had not mo for years and , of couwe , they each hat n word tu say , and the first topic wa health. "Going to Waukcsln1 ? asked Allen. "Yes , " wau the reply. "Well , " consolingly , "It'll do you no good. I tried it. I tried them all. J was In precisely your condition. Am look nt mo to-day nound as a drum Now , let mo toll you yon can't euro yourself 1 You've g no through the fac ulty. You'vo nearly gene through tin springs. There's nothing loft but ol < women's notional Snppoao you try them Now , let mo toll you , Tredickar , thoro'a ' a person in the next town a sort ol doctor quack , of course she's cured a jood many people she she I'd ' just a .ief tell yon aho cared mo I" "Nonsense , Allen. " "No nonsense about It. Bald fact She cured me ; she's cured thousands makes a cnmfortabb fortune doing It She has some wonderful nostrums , and , 'or all I know , a healing gift " "Natural bone-setter I Pshaw I How can men bo such fools1 ! ' cried our im patient dcctor. "Now , look hero , Trodlokar. Science can't help you. That you've proved. VYhy not give quackery a chance ? I ) can't make you any worse than you aro. " "No , It can't make mo any worse than ! am , " said the doctor , gloomily. "Then you get off at Jatvlston and go o Mrs. Taylor's and see what she can do or you. If oho can't help yon she'll say o. If aha can , you don't care whore euro comes from as long as it is a cnre. lather dlo the old fashioned way , a good allopathic death , than live by the aid cf on old woman's nostrum , would yon ? " And the end was that Dr. Trodickar ; ot off at Jarvlston and sought Mrs , Tay or's residence. It waa a comfortable , matronly prcs euco bo found , but be wasted no second bought on it , while ho detailed the aymp- oma and dwelt on them , just as he hade o often been Impatient with hia patlonta or doing. And when ho paused she- aid in abw voice : "I think I can help you , if you will inplicitly ooey my instructions for the iext three months. I will not undertake ; withe ut you promise. " Tlio doctor thought a moment , and felt a if ho was really willing to promise any- atng. And he did. "In the first place , then , " eaid his now dviior , "I want you to make a particu- arp.iut cf your nourishment. Yon are it to go without eating because yon lave no appetite , remember. On rislrg n the morning drink a gleis of cjla water , not Iced. Have a good boofatoak. 'ou know best what distresses you least fr > colToo nor tea , but shells if yon liko. To stimulant , no qninlno , no quassia , no ron , PO strychnia during the day ; no blorol , no bromides duting the night. At 11 o'clock in the forenoon I wish jou o have a raw egg beaten np with milk ou no diy , on the next day alternate it vlth a fnll cup of strong beef tea or eal tea ; on the third day with plain uilk. At 1 o'clock you will dlno pluinly > ot satisfactorily. At 3 o'clock take an ther glass of milk , or beef tea , or egcg , vhlohevor you did not take in the morn- eg ; a plain , but hearty , euppcr at G , oud > utwoen supper and bed 11 mo another > laB cf milk. If yon wako In tlio light , hive Bomo milk ctcndloc by you o drink ; bat you won't wake. None of 'our ' food tlnald be hot. Yon will take 10 other medicine than noma which I hall nlvo you. OAU you remember nil his ? " "I think eo. " "Please repeat It. " Ho was humiliated , but ho did so. "Now , to d y , I want you to walk "Walkl li'a all I can do ta drag one oot after the other now. " ' I wan * you to walk a quarter cfa mile and back , " aho said , not needing his nterruptlon , "and do that every day for week. The next week m&ko it half a mile ; the next week a whole mile. Keep bat up for three weeks ; and then every week double your portion until you can o ton miles per day with perfect ease , " I never can in the world ! " "Dj ai I say , If you please * . Before tartlng on yorr walk take a tepid sponge ath , uud on returning from your walk nb yourself do mi tuoroughly with a aunol mitten I will give yon one ; then o to bed entirely undressed for a couple if hours , and rub yourself ogtln on ris- ng. Go to bed every night nt 10 o'clock , nd llo In bed ton hours. You are not to pen a book or look in A newspaper for , nrco montht " "Impossible ? " "Perfootly possible. You have nodes dos how Wdll tbo world will got along without your attention In such a case. Ton are to do everything which implies oat for the body , the nerves , tha brain. You fatlguo the boiy in order to rest It ; hon you are able to walk oaougb , take our gun with yon and tire yourcolf out , 5e us much out cf doors as you can , Th'n a your medicine. " And uho limped acroia she room { o o ablnct there , und teloctod ono umocg aiiiy boxes. 'Tako ono the Crsl d y , " she acld 'trro tbo next and three the next , 11 : o thrao create nausea , atop at trro , and ( ter n week try the three again. Then think they vM not trouble you. " "What are thc-y nude of ? " bo demand ed , bluntly , "Because If there is an > Dtlomtlin them I won't taka them , And podnnbyline " "Never mind that. Do as I say. Ocmo btck In three monthr. There la no fee until TCII are cared. Good morning. " And. the door was opened , and ho wa ; on the outstdo of It , never having been ac unceremoniously treated In hla life ho , a loading physician of the oait , aonghi far and wldo and ho was qatto inclined to bo very angry. However , Dr. Trodickar was not a mac of hulNway measures. Having under taken the thing ho dccldod to finish it. Qo wont off on a praitlo farm that he hoard of , nnd ho obeyed her Instruction ! to the letter. IIo WAS tlx months inttoad of throa obeying them ; bnt , at the end of thnt time , halo and hearty , ruddy and rj < bust , without an ncho or an all , ho again sought the presonc3 of his advisor. " 1 have como , " said he , "to lhank you , to pay my fee , and to risk yon for the for mills of your wonderful medicine. I am n physician myself. " "Oh , 1 knew that , Dr. Trediokar , " she said calmlv , lifting iff the half hand kerchief of gray and black lace that she were about her waving and still brown hair. hair."You "You know Uiatl How " "You taught mo , tlr , to make thcsa pilla yourself. " "It" "They are brown broad pilla. I learned how to make thorn in your kitch en. " " Dorothy 1" ho cried. "Yea. Dorothy Merle. " Tiulyl And whore had hii eyes been ? Dorothy Merle , plumper , rosier nnd al most as pretty ai well , perhaps prettier than over. She had known him at & glance and she had disguised her voloa aud walked with n cane , and worn the half handkerchief to mlaloAd him , "I thought , " ho said severely , "you were Mrs. Taylor. " "No , " nbo replied , "I have never boon married , I assumed the name. " "And you will assume another before this nun setil" ho cried. ' Do yon think I am going back to the east alone ? How could you , hovr could you leave mo on that cruel d y ? " And Dr. Tredlokar's wlfo still makes a few brown broad pills from every Suc- d&y'd loaf. TuimclitiK a Volcnno. Some enterprising Yankoca have bough a volcano in Mexico , and aio running a tunnel into It about half way up the era tor , through which they expect to draw oil an enormous quantity of sulphur. Yoi csnoa In the human system take the form of ptmplea , bolla and carbuncles. The ; proceed from weak and impure blood which Brown's Iron Bitters strengthens nnd purlGca. Mr- Shank , of Petersburg' Va. , ssya , "It c&used the eruptions 01 ila skin to entirely disippozr. " I'otltloii ana 1'unctuatfan , [ ilvcrpool Gazette. Mr. Qubbard had a petition to prcnon ; o tbe homo of commons recently from .bo Young Men's Christian Association , noylng for bolter protection for git h ind young women. Hu might have douo his In never * ] wayu. Ho could have pul the petition into the bag silently , or ho could havo' stated It in trords given abovo. Bnt he need not have risen a. 1- emnly and said , with nny punctuation : 'Mr. Speaker , I beg to present a poll- ton for the better protection of girh and rung women from the mcmbars of the Toung Men'a Christian Association. " A Kopubllcau Nomination. When Mr. A. W. Blunck , ouo of the inblishora of the Johnstown , N. Y , Republican , waa at the Republican NR- It-nal Convention In Chicago in 1884 , his cneo was co swollen with rheumatism hat ho could scarcely walk. Ono appli Ion of St. Jacobs Oil removed all pain nd swelling , and put him in as good coa- .Itlon as ever. A Paralyzins Ghutttunt. Vew York Journal "I dou'c think wo need rain very > adly , " nsid the pioildcnt of the Puns- era Olnb to tlio conductor of a Third vormo car. "Yon would thuk ! oo if you wcro hi'f Untied by the dust evjry cay. " "Well , maybe I would , bnt I just saw dude drop on tha sidewalk. " Tha boll puller wai eo much paraljz'd iat ho didn't have ilu power to "knock own" a faro. 1OO DOHCH Uuo Dollar a Inseparably connected with Bond's Sarsapanll ) , tnd is true of no othar medicine. It is an unanswerable crga- uontai to strength and economy , while hnusencs testify to ila superii r blood- mrifylufr and strengthening qualities. A loitlo of Hond'.f SarsaparilU contains 00 dia33 and will luttt month , while thorn will average to last not over a week Honso , for economy , buy Hood's arsiparilla. Btioriliorns In clu > United Stares. Tha tint importation of foreign cattle ate this country dlmot from the Bates lord was nude In 1839 by Mr. Grosgo Vale , of Tr > y , N. X. Qnti a numbur f fine aulmsls were puroliaaad for Amer- etna at the sa'o of Lord Duclo'a hcr.i In 8 IX tn 1815 the American Short- lorned Herd Book was commenced , cnc- aectiug with the Ooates eorUn. In 1800 ; was estimated that about 800 pure horthorns hid been brought intj the United States nnd the Canada ? . Tfco aven volumes cf the Amoricnn Herd look then contained tha pedigrees of ,409 bulls aud over 10,000 females , and ts editor estimated tbo number of pure nimala in the conn ry at 6,000 , ono- ilrd males. In 1875 thisy had iucroieoil o 20.0UO. In 1881 thoio were fi5,000 'ho Shorthorns are largely ia excess cf 11 other pure bloods1 , as they uro valued ot only as beol cattle , but make many oed records at the pill. A Great BurprUe , IB m store for all who uie Kemps' Balaam or tbo throat and lungs , the great guaranteed errody. Would you believe that It is Bold on s merits and that each drucfplet l tuithorizad o refund your money by the 1'ropiletor of ila croat wonderful remedy if It falls to curn ou ? BchoBter k liecht , druggists , No. 211 itli st. , have secured the agency for it. 1'ricu 03 aod $1. Trial tiit fr < 4 Seized AVIiUkf Ileloased. I'jilLADELPHU , Pa. , AuRUstlO , In accord- nee with ina'ructlona recelvod from Waih- ih'ton. the collector of internal revemia for ilidiotrict to-day icleastd the Roods of tha teit Western dldtllliug company , which had > eea eelzed on account of irregularities ia muting. It U s&icl that tha distilling com ' any nureeil to aa Beseeainent on tha uxcees cf lints fouud in their paclcazes , The toaiperature at Darlington on tbo xornlng cf the 14th touched cloeu to there ro > t Iiao. Tfhen Jl by wna sick , wo are her Cutorla , \VLcn elie wu a Child , aha cded fur Caatorli , Tlien ibe l > ecune ills * , olio clang to < J .tori * , PTua ih bad CUldrea , tbo fue UioCtstori * GEF1ING INTO THE COMMONS , Tiio British Parli&niGn & ! Guarded on all Si its toy Policcm Ooromoniunn OfllolAls In Gorgeous Hutment at Every Door The Iritcilor oftlio Hall ami iu Occupnnta. A correspondent of Iho Now York Trlbnnossys that a stranger who attoniptn to visit the honsoa of pirllarnent hag to tan a gauntlet n pollcomcil. llo will BOO policemen to the right of him , policemen - men to the left of him , Yet I found the task of getting Into the hcuio of com mons loss dltlicalt than I expected , Having decided to leave London this afternoon for a fowdayc , and the chances being that the session nnd the present parliament would oomo to nn end before my return. 1 bethought mo yesterday morning that the only opportunity to sco the hones at work would bo last even ing. Of cants } I know that n note from a mpmbsr TIM nocoisary to eccuro admit- iaacs ; and 1 was unfortunntj enough not to know n elnglo member. I spoke to n frier ( I abaut the mutter , ahtl wua tcld thnt when ho nppllisd'lo a member ( whom ho know ) for udmlealon It was n weak before ho received the necessary paper which was not reassuring. However - over , ho suggested thnt nn application to n uicmbur whoau ntuno Is well known on both aides of tun Atlantic might bo euc- ctMlul In my case. By the advice of MioUttr acqanlniaDCt ) I eot out about 2 o'clock to call upou thin gentium an at lib house. With sumo dllliculty 1 fouutl hi , modest residence In the vicinity o Eaton tquiro , bat ho wnt ) not at homr I xvould probably find him at the hous of camojotiB , thn housoraa'd ' OAld. Or , uiy way thtchor I wro'o n note to the mcmbur in question , tuylrg that I vru : a straiigor in L nidon tnd ezplaiult jj why it wan necessary far mo to oeo tbo hous now or never at least on thin trip. I thuti npproaahod the parllamon buildlngn , thinking to un or by the gate way to Wcatmlnatar hall through Nen Pftlnoo yard. I had not proceeded tor foot Insldo tbo gat j when it pullcemtn ran up and inquired my buelncar. I waa prepared pared for this , and hold up my n ite , ( which I cirrtud in ray hand ) , Baying ihat I wished to Bond tliia nnto to Mr , and gat an answer. "Tho olhe oiitr&noe , by St , Stephen's "AD , " eatd the polueman with a gesture toward the Bon'fiorfl ' end of the buildings , "Past the havtnl i , " 1m added , as I he<atai ! cvidintly moinlrig the close wooden fence wh oh coccoils the work gcingon whcrfl tlia o'd law courts stood. At the end cf this fouco I found the uotrac.cc to St. S-.uphcu's porch , guarded by pc/llca man , to wLom I preconted my note stating that It was fir Mr. and . ' would wait for an answer. * 'Go right ahead , " I was told. I passed in , catching a momentary g'imoae of the "Great Hall of William Ilufus , " which Js now clcssd to tbo public. At the next door , n few Feet beyond , two policemen were on duty. My nota and tha moati n of the mem- ber'a name were enough. "Hall right,1' isld ono and on I want through St Sw icn'o hr.ll , only glancing at the s > atucs of P.tr , Fwi. Barko , Giattan , Hsuipdea ind the rent. The etitrince to the iiao ; on ral ball v > i\i guarded by two nmro alue-couted ofiiclnl- , who told mo to "go right on up tu tbo Itft " A number of men wera nailing here , itandin. ; about In various attitude * . The leer tj tha left , opening Into a corridor ending to the cjmmona , was dtubly guarded. A Tailing tr uuda oat for teu 'eot ' or more on each stdu of the door , ind at each end of each rill a policeman vas standing. Behind thn rails wcro isvornl men , all uvMinMy waitin ? . Show ng ray note and men Inning Mr. 'i lauiu for the fif h tune , I waa sent on to ho pollcomon nest iho door , where I re- leated what I had already said so often. The p illcctnau mimiionoci an attendontiu ivcmcg cos'nmo , who ntcod in the corri- lor , ouU to him I expl&inod my mission , iu was n wonderfully sleek looking por- lon , and ho naked in a y m join tone if I 7ould "wait for an brimmer " I replied n the atlirmatlvo end waa then to.d to land bacic. Takiug n pluca behind the railing ilosu to the poiicirmn , I hid ample op- ) i rtuaily to stur'y ' the nundsjmu holt , nd also the men ( and a fW women ) who iiino and went , aa tvull as th Ri * ho ra'tsd. Miny entered without ohal- engf , being oudont'y ' known to U'o po- ioj oilicors ; a conticlon.b'0 nnmb.r proBated - Bated ellpa of paper gw ng tlirut the Ight to gj iu ; others otiu curds or notes i mmbi ) a and worn tnld , aa 1 hud husn , o "nralr bio't. " Su Jdauly there rcsa a esouudiug cry , "Ham til" ( jrunoiiDO.'d 'uhta ba f" ) , lol onrtd by n word undts- icgulch&blo by my otr , but when thoM M < ; lceunu ( lu unsmnsh more civil than ho aver gu Nov Y. rk blua-cvn ) sjrod iitj uaa ' 'atraDgirj , " E.Hry niit was ro- [ loved , a : from ilia line uii of the hoii'o f tJeerj marjhud H p ilioa cIicu'fo- ( ! ! : > wed by two < llictira of the 1 ids , out ! liid ia i nu bMC-ahrtJ niti iiuall clothes nd curryunniirc of onnuiioutitl rod cr I'jin. Tha pullc muu txmluuJ that liiewuiho ' b'.ii ' k rod ' hiul thit the p ok r ' f tli'i Juiiiu of cnmmuiia WHS be- ng riitmuiuuud to ihu l-intn to acctiro uon- ur < jiuo of i.cMi n un billr or pum- hiiig tJ thnt ( It'i ut. P.etaut y from the ppojiw dlro.tiuii n aiu ihu luuil cry , 'Hais off , atroDgerj , " aiU the spu&ker of ho oummonp , wukriug a long wig at < d u lowiug roba , piiasoj nut , oojmpuillo.1 y oud or two ctior cfiiolula in WIOM and owns and by coveral uitondantu , ona of rhom borjtho golden macu which nsual- j rests on a tnblo in front of the speak- r'e chair and clean tu the clerk's table , t seemed to Mat a little heavily on his boulder , for he ahlltsd it once or twice neaslly. Again , a few mlnntos later , 'Hats off , stranger * , " rang through tbe all , and the speaker and his corttgo rd. uruod ta tholr own chamber. After wait DJ ; a little over twenty iluutes I was startled , whllo glancing vur s guido book , to hoar thu pullcu- ion , within two foot of whom I was landing , call oat my name iu stentorian os\03. Thu honorable inambor , who bad uvur heard cf me before h d como out it rtapODH3 to my note , and asnired mo bat Iu would do wht ha could to secure dmlssloa for tn9Alhough , ho w&s doubt- ill whether bo could cucooed. Hi ) then eturnid rrlthtn too oicroJ preciucta and r < -aQQied 10y pUce bahlud tbo railing iftur Wilting hfftou minutes longer I aw Mr , uppnaoilng. He huld a lip of piper'n luahiuid , uud I waa ul J.TK ! tn pjsi tin iiolbotuiu , Apilog'z- ' : ig for futc ng mystlf upjn him Mr. ssurod mo tai I ha4 given bim no roub'o and thst ho wai a w ys iilondy jAmsiicinj. Ilastiowedmo the dour iid'ng ' to the gallcrf , hitdly waltod 11 ny tbaaks mi rogroitiug tbat I might lot bo able to get a good class handed ma the slip of piper. It wai about five nchoi tqnire and road as follows : HOUSE OP COMMONS. ADMITTANCE TICKRT No , 123 TO STUANOEna' GALtfctlY , on Prldy , July 31 , 1885. ( Mombor'n uatno. ) EDWAIJD PONSONBY , Sptakot'd Secretary , The mombor'a nnnis and the date wcro written by him in pencil. Acrois Iho face diagonally waa priutod In r l Ink : "After 5 p , m. galleries ro filled up. " This did not prove to bo the cato , for men kept coming and going during the entire two ho tin that. I was iu the gal lery. I patssd up n winding stairway. On the wall at the ho&d was this an nouncement : NOTICE. ALL DEMONSTKATIONS by Strangara in the Gillory Are Oat uf Order and Must Bo Treated Accordingly. By order of the Sorgeant-at-Arme. Passing through a door I entered a small room , and In front of mo was a turnstile. An attendant took my ad mittance ticket nnd roquettul mo to wrlto my natno and address In a hngn book. Then I ptustd the turnstile , wont up five stops and turned Into an Ill-lighted corrl- dcr leading to the gallery. At the en trance to this cnrrlder the notice about "domonslrUlons" was repoitod. The gallery was fibDut two-thlrela fnll when I entered it will not hold IUTO than 100 persons 1 should nay and I easily got a seat. An attendant was constantly on hand to keep order. I opened n guide book to Icarn iho dimoneioua cf the hall , In n moment ho tnputd mo on the shonl- dor. "You are not allowed to read books hero , " hoeaid ; "you are ttippooed to oomo to listen to the debates. " Inas much as a division of the housa had just been ca'Iecl for nnd the members wcr passing out Into the division lobbies , and i s ucKhipg was doing In thn hall for th nut three or four minute * , tbo romatl about "listening to iho dobateo" did no1 arom to nave much pertinency , In fact bearing the house of commons dcbati from the ntraugor'a gallery is vary unsat Islaotory baolnean. Tha greater part of wh t WAS said mlghh as well have boon aMd ia Litin far alt I could distinguish. It are nod etmrge , of coutso , to an American to BCD this weighty parliament ary body seated upon leather upholstered bunches , many of the members with tholr hits on , and without de&ba or the slight out facilities for writing or making cotes except on their knees. It is no part of my purpoco to describe what I hoard or the men whom'.I siw. I will only adel that I hoard epeocheo , ( cone of them voty lonp ) made by the attorney general , by Sir William Vernon Hnr court , Jnsliu McCarthy and one or two others whom I cared to hoar. Mr. Glad- itono cat in the luft mcmbars * gallery ind soeminply gave cloto attention to a part of tbo debate. Ho was tlio BOO oc supant of that gallery. When I osmo out 1 wai shown to a passage - sago leading directly to Now Palace ir&rd , On the way I passed no less than iiftocn policemen byaclual caunt. Hone if them accoatod mo. CHEY WANTED AltU THE Men from the Mountains Having n First-Class Time. Northwestern Magazine. Old Jerry Crosscut had not been east ) f the Ilockins einco ' 40 , until ho and his ) ld paid , Pat Bill , pulled up nt the lotol Rjan the other day. As hu glanced jp nt , the magnificent fitcadn ho remata- jcrcd what bo had raid about the great : aravansBry in the remote mountain ; amp and involuntarily murmured : "It ilr nu imposing pile ; . William it'a built n what them nowspiper fellows call the iilnluo style , tnd. iutt boa's nil for ICbltll. " * 'D3 you wiahto DO shown to yonr parttiient n wJ" aaid the urbane clerk , n ih"y registered. ' Niry shuw , " eald Iho old man , ro- loclivoiy. "I tnink I understand yr u , " tald the lork , smiling. "Wti Will try and nmko -ou - cornfortible , Mr. M. ( ylauclng t thn register ) Mr. Crosscut. " "Yi's , it arj Crosscut tha same. You an lead wriliu' very click , bnt 'conifer- able * won't d > . Wo nro Roln1 to wallow n olfgnncc like it Is advertised in the iSDBrs. Da you catch my drlfil" "I think I understand you. You wish ollvobi b. I'll put you on the olxth Ijcr , if you wish. " ' Nu * you fci-d tilkiu1. There Is noth- n'too high fvr 111 , niul nothln' too richer or our blood. Wo > ! low the rules. We lepoalt onrwa'iuVlea in iho rafo , atd ou iu u it folio,7 the small IrilU. iitro is ly pocket bjok ; you c.m prlf1) ! thnt at 10,000. No , we don't V7.int to leave our uppoiura. Wo utii't tcndorlcor. Oar U'Doadcra ii ulougalda ( iirawaddllrg lottics Here , tUo ihfs snw'l ' gun ( -u- tr pping ft rovrolvir ) Put'iovlrigtthiiu ind on hit ; I wouldn't ; soil it a cent srs" "Yon don't expect us to py Bach rices for thlo junk shop truck , do yon ? on couldn't collect 810 in the oonrta on U < f It " "Never mind tha courts. I'll collect if the tbiigi is lout , I'll kcop this t > un iih in9. Now , try yonnt ? fiiund , you in bring en your sable African riignur. " "Sim , show these gantlemmdll. " "Yee , shovr no 'ill , and don't miss a grjio ; You hit it jutt right or there ill b'j war. " "You mustn't mind Jerry , " aaid Ft ill to the cierk. "ilu'a been sort o' I'plcloui like , and koopa hia back to the all over since im killed Shady Mountain Icsli'y ; but he'll get used to the place [ tor u while " "I I don't mind him , " mid the clerk , orvonsly ; "ho eeoina to Iu a very nioo inn but u llttla peculiar. " "Yes , ho arc bloody peculiar bloody psullar. " "fill's a cage that's what , " remarked 10 old man , as the elevator started. They are going to hlat nt to the upper > vol. Keep your signal ropes tight , oung feller. Lordl Many'a the time 10 had to crawl Into tha tlaibtro wliou : io ropes hez been langled. Wo hov raveled wo hov eh , Billy ? " "Now African , " asla Jerry , ai ho pro- uodtd to undrere , after reaching 411 , you stand in tbo corner , end whtn I iva the signal you smother them lampV "I kin put out the ga , " suggested Fat ill. "Tno nlggor can go and tend up a of sweet vlulats to remember his- ty. " "You can't pnt no gag oot for mo , v There la rnoro'n a million poo- let smothBrcd every year by knonln * to mchhbkuttavorn cas. Thcro ia a knock a iiit It which wo ain't on to , No * , M t kill the lights , und mind you , tha 0 fire ttartJ In th.t j jlnt to nlgbN Wo 1 Id you btrlutly responsible. I'll out Lur ItVfr-colorod heart out through tht C : null nf your rpottrd bjck if I hear h hlmpor before nurtin1 louder than th > .of tha wind. DJ you tui.s ? > 'Lord , bo ! DoVs you 'rp > o 1'to to burn tFo hqlol vp B parroic ? " "You rosy bo all r.'ght , bnt I suspicion yo" In the morning the old man awoke and ho sarr the annunciator with the ututl legend * ? rlttou under It * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * | ( * tt * c 1 Ulngi for Dell Boy. : I 2 JUnpi for Ice Water. i I 3 RioRi for 1'jttor. "Bill1 enld ho , "do ynu too thorn ra- mirks on the hangtu' wall 'T-rn rlnss for ice watar ; tbreo rings for p rtor ? ' How many rings , I wonder , will It take to bring rod-likkot ? Touch her off on porler for a starter. " Fat Bill reached out of his bed and complied with the request , when the porter ter camo. "Well , boss ? " "I knowcd they wouldn't ' fi How the small bllU , Jest BOO that ennir-ctlorod oannibtl , W ltam ; where Is the Orient ) 1 cuscidor filled with porter ? where ia the Bld ( gdd pUto , with Income nnd clgarj ou It ? African , yon go down the shaft again , and you tell tbo superintendent to pnt bis car to our ti Icphono , and mind thotraill bills. " The clerk wont up shortly after nerd and found the old nun plugging the an nunciator with his rtv ( Ivor nt six paces. "See him , WlllUni sco the llver- onlprod pointer ! Where is your alabas- or jmj of precious olntmont ? Where is the * Egyptian snake j 1-ito filled with cea biscuit ? You n 11 this llvlnt ; bighl lank mo if 1 don't jilog every telephoiio there is In the hontot" But he didn't , ns the police took him away murmuring tint If ho ho had nnotlurnui ho wuUdu't ba "took allvo. " FKVRK" , lead ! up iliM-Icirnn Dnrpt's 1'onE MALT WHIBKKV Itecom inendod by loading I'liyeiciana , tiuld by Unitf Rlsts nnd Grocora J.he Winneshlok county fair associa tion will distribute a total of $3,393 iu prizca and pardon at ila comlcg exhibi tion , Septsmbcr 1 to 4. o u n E s Rheumatism , neuralgia , Sciatica. Lumbago , Backache , llcadacho. Toothache , , IIuniK , hcnlil ) . , Front Illlcy , , / n AU , oiiirn nnnirr i'ii\8 > M > AIIIF Sold ly Drujjlit , unil Healrn e > n7 Iiere. t i y CtuU Uitl ] . Itlrcctloat lull I n unRH. THE OHAULUS A. YOeiULIMt CO. i la A. TCXULZK * CO J lUItlmort , 2 J. , C. 3. 1. i ff9 / f3 # 3 o % < Cc35 fl fis * t ? 1 1 TIE si tfo. iOrit Skin - > ' ftn- \ rr\'nt \ < 3t r trown - Positive Wt ' I Chartered by IhcStateof Illi nois rorthccxprcsdpjrpose l ; * . * ' WWnr compl-caicd forms , also all rfM&fakWx * dlfctctej of Iho b&in and ywMrWA B < oi"i promptly relii-vcdand * . / / < A i. WJ1 1 UT.iaiienllycurt.il by rcme- i t < 3tcdinu/ur/uV < fi5 _ ull'racttft. Seminal 5. I'TiRlii LoEsen by Dreams , Pimplcj on tic Fa , = .Lost I.'anliood , jitim/lidy rnx d.Tlit > o miHrriicrhiifnttnil * The appropriate remedy i nt once need In rach case. Consultatijns , per- anal or by letter , tccrctily confidcnti.il. Med- : lnea acnt by Mall nnd Uxpress. No marks on aclace to indicate contents or tender. Address | R. JAfilES.Na. 204Wsshington Gi.Chicagolll. IN BOTTLES. rlangei Bavaria I Ou mbachtr I'avarl * leucr Bohemian KiUcr . . . . .liremou DOMKBTIO. idwelecr St. Louis I AnhMlsor Rt. Louis , it'a Mllwftukeo | Hchlltz-11 leiicr MilRaukca mz'a Omahfc i Ale , Purler , Oomcetlcand Khlne Wines. ID MAURER , 1213 Farnam St , "CHICHCGTCFI'SJ CNGLISH. 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