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or iduiing theytarsoraluoofovcr th'ce ' dollla
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matting Simple osploi 20o , Jfirly , $2. Addn
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1 mill blda Disease * , \tlilcb they will mall fri
Inflammatorv Rlieumatism.
I M attacked last winter with Inflammatory rhi
ruaUtmof M < eretype my flrit 8eriou < lllueiu sir
1X70 : I \arloiuUndi of treatment itb 01
.rinporary relief. After eotcn weeks I was reduc
In weight 35 pound ) , had no strength nor app t
AH J w ai growing eaVer o > try day. In this coiulltl
I ln'ijaii B llt'n ypeclflc , and In three ilajs Ua
luiprovo , and In thrt'O weeks I was free fromdlsea
nuj up atteodini to my regular bunlneao. My am
tit returned and I rapidly calned my rlei.h. I h >
walUxl this long to lw certain that my cure MM p
uuuout. 0.1' . QOOUYBAR , / tturney at Law ,
Bmnsulck , Ua. , June U , ISSi
A GOD"SEND i
I hart hid rheumatism for forty yean , and hi
IWMII rvlleved with a few bottlei ol S , S a. I couiltl
It < t Uod eud to the attllcUd.
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VIGILANTES.
A Few Mile Parties , in K
Mice ,
How JOB Fowler Was Lynohec
His $50,000 , Powerless
to Save
The Gngo Train llobbcra How 1
Tcttcrborn Mot I1U IcMh Sixnil
King mill tlio Tenderfoot A
Onto Tor Lynching.
DEMINO , N. M , , Dccombor22,1881
"Novor know an honest wan lynched.
"Nor I either , old hous. Juc
Lynch never got oft his cabaso as I 01
hcnrd of. "
The speakers formed two of it gro
collected round the etovo of a scoot
rate hotel in Doming , favored by ma
who prefer plain comfort to the proti
tious luxury associated with the gr
railroad hotel at the depot nnd locon
tlvo whistles singing through the nh _
a lullaby to the weary. The group wo
motley ouo , Minors in from the camps
Victoria nnd Kurokn , cowboys fri
Ilcarat & Head's Oow Springs ri > cgot
drummers traveling for San Francli
business houses and your corrcspondoi
The gentlemen who had expressed th
firm belief In the unerring jaatlco
Judge Lynch'a decisions were mine
middle-aged taon embrowned by years
exposure to the sun , and hands harden
by "churning" the drill and 'atrikin
with the hammer "two-handed. " T
subject thus abruptly Introduced seem
to have a strange fascination for the i
Bomblago , for the general hum of t
conversation ceased for nearly a full m !
ute , when one of the 'Frisco drumrm
broke In :
"I must say , " ho commenced "thai
cannot BOO how any law abiding citlz
can for a moment approve of lynch Ian
"P'raps If yo'd lived down hero a fi
yonre , young follow , yo'd changes y
mind BO quick 'twould make yor he
swim ; oh , Bill1
"Yor head's level , Tom. What law
roach Joe Fowler if the boya hadn't i
lowed thai ho lived jeat long enough , n
that the general public wan tired of etc ]
ping his . .bullets , that'a what I'd ' llko
know ? "
"AVho was Joe Fowler ? " timidly quo
led the drummer.
A HAKD OAME.
"Well , " resumed the minor addroaac
13 Tom , "ho wan a hard game ono <
thorn follows who go round flourlahir
: hcir guns and scaring people into fi
'or pure cnssodncss. Ho had a ranch i
Socorro county , and whenever ho can :
nto Socorro ho used to fill np wit
vhlsky and then start In to run th
.own. . There's no real sand in such fee !
Then they run against a square figh
't'a whisky that braces 'em to the racko
Too ran against Capt. Jack Crawforc
ho poot-acont , as ho'a called , one nigh !
Tack , yo know , wears his hair long , ai
fould pass for a dime novel hero bac
last. Ho used to play with Buffalo Bill
, n' , beln' na he la a kind of half thoatrl
al card , I guoaa It's ' part of his stock } !
rado. However , Jack had como in frm
lia ranch at Fort Crai ? an' was takin1
,188 of soda at the Central hotol. H
lover touches no whisky. When Jo
lommoncod remarking about Jack's hai
o a crowd of his drunken pals , Joe
teed , it about as long as ho though
iroper , an' ' then , quick aa * a flash , h
Irawod. Ho didn t turn her loose
hough , an' thar'a where ho made a mis
ake ; but he had the drop , and Joe beg
od him not to fire , like the cur ho was
'oil ye , cap's got sand oven if ho Is i
oot. A dcg-goned sight more sand thai
oo ever had. I ain't no fighter , fron
vay back , but if I can't paralyze yer Jo
'owler's kind in a aqnaro fight ye cat
pit on my grave ; " and Bill drove thi
oker vindictively into the mass o
lowing coals in the Btovo.
"But how did Fowler como to ge
mchodl" persisted the drnmmor.
"Well , it came about thin way : Yo see
oo had killed throe or four men h
ocorro previous an * under circumstance
> o long to tell , but such as stamped hi
illin's as cowardly murders. Even
mo ho 'camo to town ho got bollin' , an
o matter how cold the night was whet
o struck a bar-room the boya lit out t <
a joy the storm. Well , it seems Joe gored
rod of ranchln' , and na ha had a gooc.
ingo , he hadn't long to look for a pur
iaaor. Some cattle men in Fort Worth
'ex. ' , bought him out for $50,000 , , an
10 money was hardly in the bank a
ocorro when he came to town with hal
do/.an of hia cowboys to blow himsol
i. Among the rest waa a young fellov
amcd Jack Colo. The minute Joe go
ill ho commenced to raise h 1 as uaua
n' the barkeeper in the Central aako <
lie boys to toke him home. They go
im to leave the bar , bnt xrhon ho go
utaldo ho turned on poor Cole , who wa
ryiug to got him to keep quiet , an1 en
im in the bowels several times with i
owio-knifo. Cole
DIED NEXT DAY.
'owlor was arrested an * lodged In the eli
debs jail. Thia was in the early part o
12. There was a good deal of talk abou
, richin0' then , but the papers appealei
3 the people to lot the law take it
ouno. as the evidence would surely han ,
im. Nothing was dona just then , bu
lie boya kept a watch on the jail to so
bat ho wasn't removed through any lega
oodoo out of the county. They wantei
10 changes of venue in theirs. Yo knoi
s how the vigilantes are permanent ! ;
rganlzod in Socorro , an' ' have been ovd
enco young Bac * killed Conklin. Th
horlir had the governor order out th
nilltia to guard the jail , an' they remain
d on duty until the trial. Fowler had
; oed time in j il , and took it for grante <
10 would get oft" , tint ho waa foun
; ullty , and sentenced to bo hanged
Jls lawyers at once moved for a noi
rial , and aa they didn't get it , took a :
.ppoal to the supreme court. Now i
eomod that the supreme court couldn1
soar the appoil until early in ' 85 , an' b ,
hat time , if ho got a now trial , tber
wouldn't bo a witneas against nltn
They'd have loft tbo territory , bo dead
> r perhaps bo bought oft' Ye see , Jo
lad $50,000 , and when Judge Bell sen
, enced him ho laughed In his face. H
.ad never hoard toll of a man with $50 ,
)00 ) being hanged in Now Mexico , no
my where elao for the .matter of that
iVell , the boys kinder kept quiet , am
tfter awhile the militia waa withdrawn
in' then one fine night the j il was sur
ounded. The guards didn't make n
oehtance ; they knowed as how it waan' '
to uie an * allowed aa how Joe's time ha <
lomo. Ho waa taken out beggln1 fo
ifo like a cur , an' had to bo almost cai
led. About 200 yards from the old jail
in the street that runs np to the smeltoi
a ai handsome a shanty aa you'd fini
nywhere j a nice garden In front at
towers an' ' plaster images an * thet
hlngi. A few shade trees were growlt
in front , an1 ono of the boya throw 1
rope over a limb an * then come fell
spoke np an * skid as how it wouldn't
trofttin' the women folks on the square
hacg such dog-moat forncnst their hoi
an1 the procession moved on about fi
yards higher up the road , where ho v
hung up to the limb of n cottonwood. . '
was bcpgin" an' cry In * all the time till I
rope cut off his wind. Joe waa dot !
at last with n court when motlona fo
now trial nro nlwaya overruled an' wt
of havc-yc-hie-carkaas don't count. "
THE TRAIX KOllBEnS ,
"I was in Sibor , " remarked Bill , wl
thoOngo Station train robbers broke ji
an' joined the citizens In followln' th
up. Except Kid Joy , wo made a RC
jail delivery of 'em ell , an'saved On
county a good many dollars. Thnro T
a young kid as had bin jailed for steal
a hnrso , who broke jail with the crov
an' as the gang had killed poor J
Laflora In the fight , wo felt as how w >
send the kid to join the othora an'
make clean work of it. Wo told him
how he'd better got ready to attend i
nooktlo party an' ho never whlmpon
All the youngster asked waa leave to i
a few words. Well , may I never llvo
draw A sober breath , if thai kid not m <
nor 1C wain't clar grit through i
through , an' if ho don't dlo with his boi
on he'll live to down Fountain yet , i
thar ain't a lawyer in Now Mexico 1
math in a murder case. "
"Not much , RVO ! mo Fountain an1
greaser jury an1 I'd kill Governor Shold
himself , " broke In Tom with oraphaa
"Wrll , as I was naym' , the kid made ui
speech. Ho allowed as how horso-sto
Ing was na bad as train robbin' , an * tr.
both deserved death without benefit
clergy , whatever that is , but ho argu
that ho had notbln tried , that ho was !
Decent an' that there waa no ovldou
agin him. Ho was wlllln' , ho said , to
tried by us , and if wo found him guil
bo would face the music an' take 1
medicine llko a little man. "
WltUIN AN INCH OF UI3 I.IFK.
"Well , all told , thar were twonly-c
men in the crowd , and it was dotormin
to take a vote whether we'd hang tl
kid or bring him back to jail. Those
[ vor of the kid's swlngiu' wcro to wri
'hang' ' on a bit of paper an' put it in
lat , an' those- who favored bringing hi
jack to jail put in n bit of blank papc
During the time this waa goin' on the k
mt in a wagon smokin' a clgarotto
ihongh It was none of hia funeral. Whi
ho count was made tharwas ton fi
langiugand eleven blanks , so wobroug
ilm buck to jail with ( ho atiffa. It w
i close ahavo for the kid an' may bo
rarning. "
"I waa up in Shakespeare , " observe
no of the cowboys who had been quiet
Istonlng , "when they strung up Sane
Cing and Bill Tottorborn , him aa turnc
ut to bo a Russian count. Sandy was
oung feller about 20 , who wanted to 1
ad but didn't know how. Tried I
atch on with Curley Bill when Bill wielding
olding down the San Simon valley , bt
till had no nao for him. Sandy wet
ito Smyth'o's store in Shake
oearo ono day when there was
oung chap named Moss , ntoi
orfoot from St. Louis , behind the cour
> r. Ho selected a handkerchief for hi
ock an' when asked for the atuH'hosaye
Guess I'll pay in load , " reaching fc
Is gun. Do gonued H , if the tendej
lot didn't pull one of them Jim Orov
latola they carry back in the states ar
re. That was a fool play to make , fo
hen a man finds out na ho'a hit fret
10 of thorn things it kinder makes hin
.ad. Moss , though , was in luck ; th
aa hit Sandy in the back of the neck
jar the spine , an * dropped him. Hat
> y Whitehill , the sheriff , waa rouni
ist then , an' arrested Sandy , an' ho wa
nt to jail to Sliver Oily. Ho was glvei
i understand that Shakespeare would bi
ihealthy for him in future , but thi
amed CUBS wouldn't take a hint. Ho
ill Tottorborn , an * a kid from Silver
ore having a round a few months after
id Deputy ShorilF Horn arrested then
i suspicion of horse-stealing. Tha
ght Sandy and Bill were strung np to t
lam in the roof of the old adobe cala
ioao they were confined in an' left hang
g. They gave the kid a sound floggln
> in the corral and , ordered him out o
wn. He didn't go , but went ronnc
wn next day saying ho knowed the
nchors an' would have thorn indictee
r the grand jury. Under the cironm
incea the boys paid his fare to Tomb
one to have him out of the way. Hi
ed there of small-pox , I heard. "
"There was not much harm in Tettor-
irn , an' out of liquor ho was a gentle-
an , Ho spoKe half a dozen language :
French , German and Spanish umonj
em ao I wasn't surprised when Har
y Whitehall got that letter about hli
ling a Russian nobleman. Ho alwayi
as superior llko , but wanted to bi
ought aa bad aa they make 'em , " con
med another knight of the lasso ,
Why , 1'vo aeod him go to bed at Mrs ,
'oods * with his spurs on , ao that he
ight bo ready for a stray nightmare , 1
ppose. Ho waa forever blowln1 aboul
0 number of men ho killed , an * ho hac
> ono to blame that ho vras taken nt hit
ord , but I believe ho hadn't the sane
kill nothin1. He weakened badlj
hen ho had to paaa in his checks , but
indy died game. "
"Bill Tottorborn had aomo mines
idn't he ? " queried ono of the minor * .
"Yes , ho had oomo claims at Carrlzilil
Springs , in what waa known aa thi
.ouowall district. Ho waa in will
idgo McOomaa , of St. Louis , that wai
lied by the Indians. The mines novoi
nounted to anything though , an' won
> andonod long ago. "
"Well , boye , aa I said afore , I novoi
lowed an honest man lynched , an' Inaj
) w that if mnrderors were not admlttoc
1 ball in a few thousand dollars , if over ]
urdoror waa tried at next term of conr
'tor ' the klllin' , if there were fewer no\i
iala , an' if men who were ooutoncod tc
) hanged always were hanged , Judge
ynch'a court would take a recces til
ornlty. Thar wouldn't be no Insanity ,
ickot either. If a man's insane onougl
i kill mo I want the law to bo ineani
lough to hang him for it. "
And with this bit of frontier phlloao
ty the conversation drifted into otho :
id mom pleasant channels.
C. A. M.
It lit Ileally Comminution ,
Many a casp nupnosed to bo radic *
ng diseases is really ono of liver com
aint and indigestion , but unices tha
aeaaed liver can bo restored to health ;
itlon , it will so clog the lungs with cor '
iptlng matter as to bring on th'ei
ieedy decay , and then indeed wo havi
inanrnptlon , which is scrofula of thi
nga in ita worat form. Nothing can bi
ore happily calculated to nip this dan
ir In the bud than is Dr , Tierce's "Gol
m Medical Discovery. " By drugglata
Arresting the Or Prlvorw.
NKW OnLKASH , December 29. A mimbe
car drivers have been arrested , charged wit !
sturblng Uie peace , and interfeailog will
, o fren passage of itreet can and incitlm
at NotwithiUndiop the uttiVe , the nttend
ice at tha World'rf fair la oa much u eipectei
id every vehicle onUnd andieveraliteameri
e [ iraateJ into service.
A BON B ONK'S
How tlio VdtieiUlon of tlio rtny ,
velops Onn Quality nt tlio
Uvpcneo of Atintlicr
I/on Jon Stnndanl.
It was thought tleshnblo tlmi the c
ilron ot the poor should Icjirn to litiov
n liighiT kind of life , of nioro rolincd i
hiuiKinixiiig sniTouiKlhiysl of grcnlur 1
lire , mill inoro oiiportuuitios of self <
ture. It may or limy not liavo hcou f (
RL'pu that thcso oiuls coiilil hardly bu
tniiiud without endangering the pun
nenco of thnao homelier and inoro htini
viitnea which had. hitherto , been c
sidcrcd tlio best fentnro of our Eng'
peasantiy mid mtisans , Wo do
quarrel with what lias hanpened. Wo
content to nay that wo cannot eat our
and ha.ro it. H wo think it better to ( ;
to girls belonging to the working ela.1
the education of the clussea just i\b
them , wo must expect that they will
ijuiro occupation of rx higher character
well. If wo train them to bo nboro tl
work , wo liavo no right to bo surjiri
if wo cannot get the work done , Tl
howoverj is only one. and perhaps not
most active , among tha causes that lead
this result. Notwithstanding the sti
ments that are constantly being publisl
of tlio want of work suitable for worn
it is certain that a flinch larger field
employment outside of domestic servici
njion to them now than was the case
former generations. Places of cntcrta
incut , employing largo numbers of w aitn
us and barmaids , Imvo multiplied en
iiiously of late years. Mills , factor !
(
mil shops have increased in proportii
And though , of course , the female poj
latioit has increased UH well , all hope
Dbtain places in these es'ablishmon
whether there is room or not. Wo hi
icard of men starving in n liberal prof
neil rather than condescend to wo
ivhich they held to bo beneath the
Similarly , numbers of young girls w
lave acquired these erroneous ideas abi
: ho occupation of a servant will pin
: liemselves iu every Avuy to avoid bui
Irawu into it , in hopes of something tin
ng up which they consider to bo "gi
eel.1' Then , too , wo must rememl
hat tlio increase of newspapers and ji
ei'tisements helps t < bring these tlih :
icforo their eyes. 1 hey read of you
vonien being "wanted" in largo immbe
I hey know all about the music hulls , t
estaurants , and the luncheon burs wi
rliich nil our great cities abound. ' 1
uilway takes them into the county tow
.iul there they gu/.o with a sigh of envy <
ho elegantly dressed young ladies w !
ervo in the lefreshnient room. This
ho life for them , they inwaidly exelaii
Vim would drudge UH a household sorva
rhcn such prospects as the.so are open
hem ? Their own mistresses out of wor
ig hours ; plenty of excitement , variet
nil admiration while work is going on ;
lianco of seeing the world , and , pcrhatj
f adyantngcously settling in it tlie
auditions make the life of the kitche :
10 pantry andttho nui'sery look very dn
nd ilruary by comparison , and the woi
er rather is not that wo get HO many be
intuits , but that in spite of nil the :
iiinter attractions we get , o many goi
; ies.
A Clean Sweep.
There was a great commotion tha oth (
ight at a communist mooting when a
ccitod orator aaid , "all existing sock
istltntlons must be doatrojod , wipe
it , and swept away. " Had ho remnrke
mt rheumatism , dyspepsia and dtbilit
ust 1)3 cleared out and swept away an
tat Brown's Iron Bitters wonld do tli
eaning dnd sweeping , ho would bav
son opplandodA/Brcrwn'u Iron Bittoi
ado a clean swoop of the dyspopnu
javousaoea and ploopleaanecs of Mi
eo. P. Miller , of Hamilton , Texas.
BKEE DOIjtiAIlXVGDDING RING
nor People Supplied "With Pure Goli
Rings That nro "Swell. "
3W York Mall and Ex
A jewelry store down-town on th
iwery has in the show window in eon
it-nous display largo , plain gold rings
beli'd , "wedding rings for SU. "
"Do you sell many wedding rings fo
I/1 / asked a reporter of the Mail and Ex
ebs of the politu clerk.
"Yes , but not among swell people. Th
tss of customers who purchubo thos
go , maosivu , 18-canvt gold rings for on
are principally from thu laboring cliiwe
d .small Kiiluried clerks. They , yoi
tow , are not able or fashionable oiiougl
buy the pure Parisian diamond solitair
igs which are worth from $10 to § iii
ieci1. They would not have much ti
mmunco housekeeping on if they did. "
"Out what puxales mo is how you cai
II nn JS'wtnit gold ring for ? : t < "
"Well , that in ono of the bccrots of thi
tile to lose on one article and mukothi
nfit np on another. Haven't that mar
l couple who bought ono of the wed
ng rings got to have u clock and a goo <
my other things in our line ? I shouli
y t-o. AVe have been in the bivsinch
ig I'liough to know our customers
aybo you don't believe the ring is pur
Id ? Well , it is , without a. doubt , am
u may examine. "
"Yes , it is pure gold ; but is it sulii
Id ? '
"Ah , you have studied the questioi
fore , it is pure gold only as far IM i
es , but the solidity is interrupted : i
mo not very distant point beneath th
rfavu. But they are wedding rings , : tn <
my a fair and blushing bride of JUvur
n street and other streets similar ii
pulation is led to the hymeneal alti
th a pure § 11 gold ring on her engage
jut linger. Strange thing what a fiusci
tion gills have for ringu , und when tho.
t engaged they must have a ring. Wha
lid of a ring do you want ? Miuof thos
ell Parisian dianioiids , sir ? Of coin's
ui don't want a § 1 ! gold ring ] "
"I will look at your swell ring , " wa
o answer.
"Ah ! 1 thought so , " ho said , as h
.nded out HOVCII rings that , according t
u idea , to buy was to bo u swell , bon
ited , however , and as the front don
isud tlio voii'o of tlio clerk was heal
ying , sadly : "I thought ho was swell
it he ain't , "
YOUNG MI5N ! IvE1 > TIIIH.
TUB VOLTAIO JJKI.T Co. , of Mnrahall , Mich
'er to lend their cnlebrated JtLKGrno'Yoi
10 HKI.T and other ICi.Kcniiu AITLIANCKS o
al for thirty days , to men ( youiiK or old
lirted with ncrvoun debility , Jotia of vltalit
d manhood , nud all.klrjdrpdtroulilca. Ala
r rheumutlsm , neuralgia , punilyals , an
> ny otluir dieeasos. Couiiloto | rdstorution t
ftlthviRor aa-1 manhotxl KUaraDtoad. N
k u incurred ax thirty days trial i > allowed
rite thorn nt one J for illuatrated jiamphle
Yo r'n Necrology.
LouU U lube-Democrat.
ItJiasc-een computed that 40,000,00
the human i-ico die every year , am
mo satirist on bin species hai made th
rther computation that not more tha :
10 in u thousand docu anything tlui
nkes his name worth remembering for
, ir after ho in gone. While this vioi
perhaps pi-ssimi > itic , there are foi
things better calculated to lowir the i
of the nxu.igc man than to iu
how soon after men of eminence ami r
ity have dropped out of the world's all
for good their names and memory pel
and their places are filled by others , ]
haps as able , and certainly as diligent
/.calous as themselves. G ho past year
been pel Imps no nioro disastrous to
great than many of its predeccMnu-s ,
in the necrology of the last twelve moi
will bo recognized many names whoso
ners nro missed in the respective circle
which they belonged ,
As muni , the rank of otntnsmon i
politicians have euflorod moat losses. ' .
annalo of the year have begun with
do&th of Herr Kdward Laskor , the ci
bratcd German politician , who died
Now York January 5 , while on the na
day , but on the other side of the glo
the noted Koshub Chuudor Son , died
Calcutta. In January , E rl Grosvon
in London , the once noted John Lota
of Virginia , and the well known E.
M. Mackoy , of South Carolina , di
while February was equally dostructl
the people of Boatou losing Wonc
Phillips , while the French \rero cai
to mourn Eugouo Houhor , nnd W.
Hunt , our minister to Ilusaia , died nt
Potoraburg. May was marked by
death of three men of remarkable o
nonce , each in the line of his profcaal
Judoh P. Benjamin , the ntatoam
Charles O'Connor , the lawyer , and Cy
II. McCormick , the inventor and owi
of the reaper ot jho sonio namo. 1
conprosa of thia country loat Hon. Hi
tor Clymor , In Pennsylvania , in .Tu
and among ether ox-mombora of
house , John Hill , of Now Joraoy , in .
Ir , while the cabinet loat Kucrro
Folgor.
Among the clergy the number of nar
was not great , but the lack in nuua' '
waa more than made up by the proi
nenco of the BO who died , , among th
being Dr. U. H. Olnrkoon , bishop
Nobreaka ; Bishops H. A. Kavanav
and George F. Pierce , of the Mothoc
Episcopal church south , and Bishop M
thow yitnpaon , of the M. E. church. 1
Hat isalao Incronood by thouamoaof E :
Abbott , of Massachusetts , and Dr. Chi
ning , the nephew of the celebrated U
Urian divine of the same npme. T
army haa loat Generals Terrell and Alfoi
and the navy commanders Fillubro' '
[ \ud Gregory , and Roar Admirala Geor
F. Slmraono , A. A. Uarwood and Ale
mdor Murray. Daring the same tii
Uuisla lost Gon. Francis E. Todlobc
ivno defended Sobaatopol , while the 1
} f departed soldiers also comprise t
lamea of General WlmpH'aen , .loan Pn
Dchramm , and Hicka Pasha , wlio pi
shod in the Soudan.
Soionco has loat Prof Guyot , cf Prlnc
on ; Prof. John Guatavus Uroyson ,
3orllu ; Dr. Woodward , of the Unit
statfs army ; Augustus Voolcker , of Ut
in ; Dr. Grimm , the Emperor Willlan
ar coD , and Dr. Samuel D. Groan ; whi
iterary circles mourn the death ot Ja :
Jray Swlaahelm , Mary Clotnracr Amc
yharlos Itaado , lilanchara Jerroldllon
\ Byron , the dramatist , and Hen
janbe , the Auatrian poet. Several noti
ditors have died , among thorn W. ]
Itorey , of t ho Chicago Timoa ; Thorn
Ihenory , of 'the London Times , ai
Thomas Klnaella , of the Brooklyn Eigl
rhilo the publiahoro nho nlao wmit tl
ray of all the earth were Nicholas Truer
or and George Henry Bond , both
iondon ; Thomas G. Apploton.of Bosto
nd Smith Sheldon , of Now Yoi
lloooly connected with literature Is tl
ame of Robert M. Hoe , who dlod :
eptombor , after having devoted a lito i
0 years perfecting MB celebrated proa
Uho noble of the earth have lost .sever
E _ their number , the most pivminei
uiaig ; Priuco Leopold , diiko of / > Iban ;
ho died at Cannes in March ; the o :
'mpress ' Anna of Austria : the prince <
'range ' ; Arthur Diehard Wellesley , tl
( cond duke of Wellington ; Sultan fash ,
10 great Egyptijiii Btatesman ; and Lei
mpthill , the English embasssulor i
inssia. Seyeiul judges of prominem
ul ability died in the last twelve month
nong them being : J udges NeLson Po <
: IM ill1 } land ; Anioit Monill , of Toxa
.obert . E. Chambers , of Indiuna ; TJiatche
' . Culomdo ; and Swayne , of the supren
mrt. Brigiioli ieft the openi forevo :
id Maria Taglioni , the great dancer , dk
at April at the ago of 80 years. Fran
hanfi-au , the actor , and John Evers , tli
enie artist , aie both lost to the dramat :
ofession , while music lost Sir Micliai
ustaand Qullalu
Besides many a number of notable :
ho in one way or another made then
Ives fiuiioii.s , have passed away ; Cliarh
elmonico , the New York cjiterer ; Alle
iiikerton'thu celebrated detective ; th
liev.alier Uenry Wycolt' : the lobbyisl
mi Ward ; James Watson Webb , Gel
DHL Worthington , Col. Claiborne , th
stoiiui of Mississippi ; Fawcett , tlieblin
)1 tical economist and PostmiiHter Gcnei
; W. A. Beach , 'lilton's .lawyer in on
the greatest suits of modern times
liuiuas Shannon , who covered him.sc ]
Lth gjory at Ciiiukanuiuga , together wit
oyal Phulps , John J. Cisco and Ralp
jllew the millionaires.
Send to 0. I. Hood & Co. , Lowell
ins , for a book containing statement
' many remarkable euros by Hood's Sai
Florida Orange Market.
Ono thing acorns to ua evldonf. , am
tat is that the production of Florid
anges has outgrown the methods o
arkoting thorn. With the rapid in
ease annually of the crop , growers can
> t depend upon the chanca demands o
few dealers in o few largo cities
jbblng houacf , with a fruit c-xchangp
ill have to bo established hero la Jack-
mvillc , who o conductors will purchaa
om tbu groworr , and , having connec
Onn in all parts of the country , wit ]
lily quotations reported by telegraph
ill know just where a profitable de
and exists , and when to ship and whoi
i withhold supplies ,
PILES ! I'lLTst P1IKS1
A BUUK OURK FOUND AT jjABTI
NO ONE NKK1) liUyfKIt.
A sure cure for Blind , Bleeding , Itching an
'Icorutod lllos haa. been discovered by li
'illiama ( an Indian Remedy , ) called Di
rtlliam'a Indian Pile Ointment. A elngl
> z hiu cured the worst chronic ctutxi of 25 c
) yonra standing. No one iiood suffer fiv
lautea after am > lymsr this wonderful Eootl
g medicine. JLotiong , InetrumenU and elcx
larlea do more harm than good , William1
idlan File Ointment absorbs the tumcre , al
y the Intense itching , ( partlcularlx ftt nieli
tor RettinK warm in bed , ) acts an a poultice
vus Instnntrvlief , and la prepared only fo
UM , itchlDK of the private pur La , and fe
uhlno olso.
Korid what the Hon. .T. M. UpiEnb - , ry. c
leyeland , eayu about Dr. William's luilia :
lie Oolutment : "I have used ncoroa of Pit
' .irt > a , nnd it nllords me pleasure to nay that
ivo ntiver found anything which gave BUC
nnodlaUs and permanent relief aa Dr. Wil
un'a Indian Ointment. For ealo by oil drup
t and mailed on receipt of price , 60o am
, Bold at retail by Kuhn & Co.
0. F. GooDViN ,
Wholenala Ageut.
roppeil Donil trotn Ilnart llm ; 8r
SAX ] fii.\NCisco , December U , C' ptai
avid Nye , general miperintendent of th
ortb Pacific Count railroad , dropped dead t <
ly from heart dlsene ,
017 SI. Clinrlos S' . , S . IonU , Mn
> T < | 1 * ' Jr 10H8 | * icJt ft t n't * 1 , M I f ( fi l ) t
Ii CS1 lo 1h't f > i c ft i rriinitM t f Cnh < > Ni F Nitifit . f
Ul Hio'b' ' * iiVm t > . 6 ! - 1'hjnfl.oln BUte
M ft'f 1 M' * * * i * ' i * I n'a ' tfoi lnt ktgr
Nervous PioUrAtion , DcMilty. Mentnl i
rhIc.i1 Wtnknfifis McrcorUlnnd ether Afl
( Ions of Throat * Skin or Bones , Dlooii Poison !
old Sores and Ulcers * m tr iM * ith oFtrfii <
jL'k ' > f < il n i * I'ttiUQ fr-intlr > * . Pfc'fli r-itlj. |
Diseases Arising frum Inolscrclfon , Exce
iHxpOSU'O Of Indulgence , nhku rrtKliife < n of
r 'ioiiiK fOfi tit * MiiDciat jcMiiifi 'iia M or ii
trJilffeclUc merrmrj , rtrpl > t * , \ the tttf , fb/kletld- "
c-r tontoiri toel ty orf nnlti rc-nfo 4i fld M , <
ftmlerfnff Mortlupe Improper or tiniikppy ,
t > frm ntilteurM , l'KaiblMtM * ) * ) * * Ibe N > tp
{ tilrl fMddpo , fr > IP tit JTrrn. Cmmltntloa tl
9 e or Ij null frro. nn-1 IntlU'l. Will * for nritloni.
A Positive Wrirren Guarantc
lrflti ll eornliUcitet. ItrJIrloKcol CTftjutun-
rnmphlrti , Enellth or Orrrnon , ill re > , <
> criblni bovodl t jci In male or remn ) , FU !
MARREAGIc CUtDE
K0rt , ( ln flitn. niuitrclol la dolh n < 1 tlllMirtl
LMruoncjer VOIUK * ! nineI'tip-f eori > r. , XV. TMi b-
tooiAlvt ftll t&e cvrleui , donttrol or liKtMtlte trat
How , A t > Mt of irril IntfiMt K > > IU Ultllh. Bui
nUOOD.'roj
Into tin- LIVER nnd KIDNEY
HIM ! ) nsTiu : : TIIK HKAX.1
nnd VlQOtt of YOUTH. I )
ippsln. 'U'atunr Appi'tlte , ;
illKi-flllon , Lack or Hlrcnit
ill Tl r"-1 ' ' ( 'Inn nlisoliili
nrcd. Itonc5 , uninclvsa
IHTVCS Tocjtt u now I or
ilr.ll\oii3 the mliKt u
Biiptillus Jlraln I'nwi
bttnerliiRlrom vuniplali
. . _ Vjivusllnrto
Bed loDK.Il'-BrEK'SIKONTONIO n rnta
ei'i-oOjr euro , iflltc at'lcar , lioulUiy cornpluxlc
Freqiiunt Micnirts nt c " " " -'Tf''Miir only a
In Ilio popular lly nfiliu orlxlnil. Du not e.xpe
ni lll ( ruttlloOlllllINAI. ASUlll'ST.
rntxournrtdros toTb l > r. llnilo .
CS . Mo. , for our"IWUAM EOOK. "
Fnllof vtrnngf. itnn inteful l
- .
ftf-SemltwontnmpiforCrlehratihUtcillcalWorl
AddreM.r. I ) . OLAKKE. la. . ! > . , i8G Soi
Uatk Street , CHICAGO , ILL.
NEBRASKA LAND AGENCY
. OMAHA
H v tor ! SC3.300 ci s ctretnJlT ooloaied l a
i Euloru Kelirmkt , l low price uni on ntcy tern
Improved urrno tor e l In Doagltg , Dodje , Uold
'latto , Burl , Cnmlng , S rpy , Wuchlnjton , Mull
tnnJcre , tncl Butler Jonntloi.
Tuca ptia In all parts ol the BUS * , .
Money loaned on mproved larmi
Kottiv Pnbllo nlwiTJ Bln office Correspond
JAS.H.PEABODYM. D.
Physician Ss Surgeoi
Rcclldenoa Ko. 1407 Joneg St. Office , No. IMS F
lam Btreet. Office hours,1'1'm to I p. m. bnd done
o 8 p. m. Telephone , lor olllco 97rcsldoaea 1S6.
9H , HORN S ELI-GTBG3 BEL
fill cure Nerroilineti , Lnmb K < > . Hh uniBtlioi.P raly
teuralgU , sclAtlcH , Kidney , hiilne and I.lwr iINOHSt
lout. Asthma , HaArtdlfieiiHH. DUp piU , Cnnstlplthtti. hi
Ipelttn , CnUrrh , 11108 , Kpllep * ] ' . Iiiipfitrni' ) , Dtlliib Ai l
Tolnpiui Uteri , etc. OnlRLlentlllti Kleotrlc Holt hi AUK
: that nendi tlm Klertrlcllr ami naKiicll ] in thnMiiili :
odjr , and can bo recharged fu tin Instuut bj tb patient.
Winter la coming , the eeaaon of-tho year for nch
ad pains. In view of thia f ct we ray Uuyeno
r. norne'a Electric Bolts. By BO doing you w
, oil nheumatlsm , Kidney Troubles and other II
'atfleihlabe'rto. ' Do ngb dotay , bnt coil at 01
Ho ) and examine bclta , Mo. U22 Donglaa street , i
, F Goodman's , 1110 Farnam SI. , Omaha , Neb. 0
: rsflllod0.0. D
W. bflOKMAKER
. . ,
Lttorne and Coimsello
AT LAW.
75 S , 13th 3f , . Omaha , Net
Fouitoon Ycaru' rrsvctlcs In Iowa and Colorado.
UKVBRKNCK3
IOWA Hon. J , Itocd , Associate. Jaitlco Suprcin
) iirirealdenoe.roiuicil ! IJlulIs ; lion U , H. '
[ strict JuJ e , residence , Cherokee : Vlrst Na loni
ink und Olllcor & Pu c j , Bankers , Council Blulli
ar\cy & Kord , Bankers , Logiai , llairlsen Co , , la.
COLORADO lion. J , 0 , Helm , AssocUto Juetici
ipromo Ceurt , resldtocv , Uanver ; lion. Wm. Ila
acn. District Juji-j ( , lu.Uuice , Bouia Vi taIIath ;
vay u Bank , Kaaplay , 1'ark Co declB-lm
Science of Life Only $ ! 00
BY MAIL POSTPAID.
MOKIf THYSELF , .
A GREAT MEDICAL \VOilK
ON MANHOOD !
Exhausted Vitality , Kervoni and Tbyslcnl Deblllt ]
emature Decline In Uan , Krrora ol Youth , and thi
itold mlborles rc ultlng from Indiscretions or er
88C6. A book tar every man , young , middle aged
d old. It contains 126 prescription ! for all acul
id cbronlo dleeuea each one of which la Invaluablo.
> found by the Author , whose experience for II
ra la auch as probably never oetoro fell to the lot
any physician , too pagea , bound In beautiful
encnmuelln empowed covers , lull , gilt gnarante < l
be a finer work In every sense , maohanlcal , 111
ary and profwatoral , than any ether work eoldlo
Ii country for f/2.60 , or the money will be refunded
every tnitance. Price only tl.OO by mall , pout
.Id. . Illustrative gample 6 centa. Bend now. Oold
odal awarded th author by the National ttvt/toal
isocUtlon , to the olHoera of which ha refers.
TheBolenoeof Lite should bo read by thoyounu
r Inatmotlon , and by tha afBlcted for relief , H will
neftt all. London Lancet.
There la no member of snclety to whom Ten Hoi
oo of lite will not be useful , whether youth , pur
t , guardian , Instructor or clergym a. Araonaot.
Addrwis th Peabody Medical InUtuto , or Dr. TV ,
Parker , No. i llulfluch Street , IU ton , Uau. , whc
ty be oonBulted on all diseases requiring skill and
perlenoe , Chronloand ohstlnatedlseueathaihavi
ified the skill ol all other phys-UCRI clanr ,
speclallyl Such treatexl lUOooas-llCHL loll )
thout an Instance of failure.
Insurants Co. , London , Cash
Atwsta J5B8I,0
t'ntchuiiter.N , YCapital J.WO.Wt
leMerchautaof Newark.N. J.Capital. . , . If76.00 (
rardFIre , Pblladelphla.Capllal l.tfOO.Oit
oman'a Kund , Capital l.-Jtt.OOC
NOTICE.
1 he annual meetlri'ol the It ock UolOtn t ) thi
extern Hone and CVtlla iDtUranoo Co. , will be lieli
th oilliti of the company la O wl > , "n Mon < l y
.nuirvlSth , 1H . Hf > av I'fHff , PieVt.
n * K. UvK tsiiR'rtt 8 ' ; . dic-15 lew-lv
A CIT ?
The remarkable growth of Omaha
during the Iwit few years la n matte * of
great astonlabtaont to thooo who pay an
occasional visit to thia growing city. The
development of the Stor Yards the
necessity of the Bolt Line Road tha
finely paved atroetp the hundreds of now
residences and costly business blocks ,
with the population of our city more than
doubled in the laet five years. All thli
In a great surprise to visitors and la the
admiration of our cltlcouo. This rapid
growth , the business activity , and the
many nubatnntlal Improvements mndn a
lively demand for Omaha real estate , and
every Investor haa made n handsome
profit.
Since the Wall Street panic May ,
with the onbaoanont cry of hard times ,
there hoa boon less demand from npecula-
torn , bnt a fair demand from Investors
seeking homos. This latter clan * nro
taking advantage of low prices In build'
IfVf. material and arc oecnrlng their home *
it much ICON coat than will bo possible
pear honco. Speculators , too can buy
real oota' ' 3 cbonpor now and ought to take
\dvant o of present prlooo for fatnrv
pro ti.
rho iiozt few yortra promises grostoi
1 ivol opinontn In Omaha than the paat
i v i yoara , which have boon as good naive
ivo could reasonably desire. Now mou-
ifactnrlng oatnbllnhmonta and largo job-
Mug houses nra added nltnont weekly , end
kll add to the prosperity of Omaha.
There nro many In Omaha and through-
) nt the State , uho have their money in
ho banks drawing a nominal rate of
.orcst , which , If judiciously Invented in
Dmnha real ektato , would bring then *
nnch greater returns. Wo have many
jargalna Tfhlch wo ore confident will
irlng the purchaser largo profitn In tbn
icar future.
We have for sale the finest resi-
[ once property in the north and
veatern parts of the city.
North -we have ihie lots atreaaon-
ible prices on Sherman avenue , 17th ,
18th , 19th and 20th streets.
Weafc on Farnam. Davenport ,
'uniing , and all the loading streets
n that direction. / '
The grading of Farnam , Cali err
V
T - " " ' -
iia and Davenport streets has maj (
ccepaible Borne of the finest
heapent residence property in
ity , and with the building of :
treet edY line out Farnam , the n =
orty in the ivestern part of the ( \h \
rill increase in value.
We also have the agency for ; .
lyndicate and Stock Yards pro *
'
Y in the south part of the city. 1 '
evelopments made in this section
y the Stock Yards Company and
10 railroads will certainly double
10 price m a-short timo.
We also have some tine business
its and some elegant inside resi-
mccp for sale ,
Parties wishing to invest will find
mie good bargains by calling t
BROKERS ,
IS South 14th St
Bet veon Farnhaiu auJ Douglas.
P. 3. Wt iwk thooo who have
opwty for sale ntalapgiun to gjva
a eallWe wRafc oaly bnrgains
ro will pwiitively not handle prop-
ty t tuoru thun its mal value.
