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2 OMAHA DAILY -SATURDAY , AUGUST30 , Thirty Tours accord. ' " By the u o of this ALL HEMKDT. the Btom nohnndllowoln DISEASES speedily retrain their OP strength , nnd Uio. blood Is purified , * d It 1 pronounced by' I LIVEn hundreds of the best doctor * to bo Uio ON LY OTTIin for nil AND ' klndi ol Kidney Ola- TOINAHT cues. / OROAKS It la purely Vejco- DHOPSr table , nnd cures when GRAVEL other medicines fall. It U prepared ci. BlUOIIT'S prcBnly for thetodU- DISEASE ctuiea , nnd han never been known to fall. PAINS Ono trial will con- f IN vlneo you. Tor sale ( TIIE K 10 BACK INS rmcu $1.55. , on Send Tor - BIDE Pamphlet i OfTOBtl- ! INEnvotrs DISEASES tnonlala. ffl HETENTION HUNT'S OR IHMIIJOV NON-llETENTION 00. , 4 TTKCTE. OP Protlclfnte , 11. I. RURAL NEBRASKA ! Tbo Leading Agricultural ana LlVo Stocli Jtnxnal of the West. H. S. SMITH & CO. , ll PI OM AND rUBL18UIIR8. \ nON'nOBT. W. FUllNAS , Secretary Bt to Board of Agriculture , Assoclata K.litor. . 8UBSCRUT1ON I'UICK , 81.00 per j oar In advance. jtarAGENTS WANTEDJF7 nl IH 1 tin II.-JM . Oil VII \ . , 1 i I 2-nk > tf 1'roposalB lor District I'avinc Bonils , CirvTnKAsuRim'sOFFiCR , ) Omaha , Nob. , AugiMt 20th , 183J. f Sealed rroposali wilt bo received at thin oflico un til AtiemtSOth , 18SI , at 12 noon , for the purcha a ol 941.000 of District ravine Honda ot the City of Oma ha Bald bonds are datud September let , 1834 , and nnd will bo due In onot o , three and four ) ears from date , an equal amount becoming duo each ) car : are In sums ol ono thousand dollars cah , and bear Inter est from their date at the ratn of tlx per centum tier annum , payable annually. The principal nnd Inter est arn both pajablo at tbo olllco ol Kountzo Ilros. In Kew York. Maid bonds are esuod under the charter power ol fluid city , nnd will bo delivered to purchasers , nn pay ment tbcrcfur at the City Ticasurjr In Omaha , on September 1st , 1881. llldj will bo ndjrcsnwl to the undersigned and marked "t'ropOBals for District raving Honda. " nnd must state tbo full immo and address o ( the bidder , the amount of Bald bonds iloslroJ ( an efjuul amount due In ono , two , three and four years ) and tbo price proposed to ho paid. llio light la reserved to reject any nnd all bids. TRIIMAV IIUCK , aug 20-J lot City Treasurer. Health is Wealth ! DR. K. 0. WKHT'B NKHVR AND HRAIV TKKABMRNT , a guaranteed specific for Hysteria , D zzlnoas , Convul sions. Fits , Nervous Neuralgia , Ilcadocho , Nervous Prostration caused by the use ol alcohol or tobbacco , WakcfulDoss , Mental depression. SoltcninK ol tha brain , resulting In Insanity and leaping to niltory , docavwid death , rrcmaturo Old ago , llaronost , loss ot po w I" cither tex , Iiivoluntary Loiicg and tiper * nntorhora caused by over oxortlontol tbo brain , nell- abuse or over Indulgence. Kach bux , contains ono tnoiith'aticatmont. $1.00 a boi.or atx bottles for { 5.00 , lent by mall prepaid on receipt of price. WE GUARANTEK SIX BOXEJ To euro any case. With each order received by us for six bottles , acoompllihad with $5.00 , wo will send the purchaser our written guarantee to rotund the money II the treatmcntdoog not effect a euro. Guar antees Issued only by JOHN C : WK3T & CO. , Jy 2S-m&c ry 802 Madison Bt. , Chicago , III. P WITHp men "Poisoned with Potash , " This Is Uio MAY with hundrcda who have been unwlso enough to take Sarenparlllas , Potash mixtures , vta , until digestion IK almost fatally Imptrcd. H lft Specific Is a VBgetablo remedy , and restores the njs- tcm to health and builds up tbo waste made by these poisons. "I vrm suffering with Dhod Poison , and treated eovcral months viitli Mercury and Potash , only to make mo worse. The 1'otuifi tonkavvay my appetite and gave me Jjgpcpsla , and both iravomo rheuina. tisui. I then took Bars > ) > arllla , etc. All thcsu made mo still worse , as It drove tho'polson farther Into mv BVBtcm. A friend Insisted I should tike Bwilt'a Bpccr lie , and it cured mo ol the lllood Poison , drove the Mercury and Potash out of my system , and to day I BIO as well 081 ovcrwas. " dio. : O.WEU.MAN.Jr , Salem , Mass John A. Smith , the largest merchant In Uitnesvlllo. Ox , dors : "I stlferod for years from the combined cffocta of Erj slpclos anj Kczema , I continued to glow wrso under medical treatment and by taking inedicliio fontalnlng Potash. H. H H. cured mo thur ouglilr and absiilutcly. .My a | > potltu , strength and flesh returned I was cur ixl with It. " Our Treatise on lllood and tiktn DIacasea inallod free THE SWIFT SPECU'IO CO. Drawer 3 , Atlanta , Oa. N. Y. Oflico , UB W. 22d St. , between flih and 7th Avenues. Philadelphia office 100 Chestnut t. Imported Beer A > I ; , * ? BOTTLES , Brlangor , . . . . ' . Buvarin Culmbucbor , . . . . .t.Bnvano Pilsner . - . Bohemian Kaiser . _ . . . . . . . . . .Bremsn DOMESTIC. Budweisor . St , Louis. AnhauBor . _ . . . . . . .St. Louis. Best s . . . . _ . _ . Milwaukee Schlitz-Pilener _ . Milwaukee. Krue'fl / . Omalia Ale , Porter. Domestic and llhiue Wine ED. MAUUER , I 1 Farnam St. DOCTOR lAfHITTIER 017 St. Cbnrlps St. , R ( . lonjs , Jfo. M.illc.1 Co u . l < l r . A ri.ul.ri du.u f eutd 55 t".M l IIK.In > cet ef C u.if. X . . . uciiv i.AMri how udft1I Iii icilacnn kitvw * Nervous PfOltf atlon. Debility , Menli land PhVical Weakness ; Mercurial and other Afjec. tlonsot Throat. Skin or Bone. , Blood Polion ng , old Sore * and U cers , trwttd * uki v" * " < i 4 w . . . .oul.u .1 cl.olln. > prlKdi-lM. ' ( . l-H' t l7. Dlieatot Arltlng from Indiscretion , Excess , Eipoiure or Indulgence. Web i/wi" . wo.oftu hU , li.C H UI u rToo ucM , dllrllilT. dlmatii ' ' " ui 4.r tlT. m u rr. | luv l . ea II. I.e. , ! l / . ntnUL U II. ux\ttj \ iill.BllM.conruiJ. . old .Jlla , . or unbappy. w reodtrinic M rrl. e Improper i na L .trreure4 rtnipkUMH wi i J P " A Positive Written Guarantee .btrt. MARRIAGE GUIDE I K0 | jej , iof | > UlM. Itlut In cloitundtlllllodlot itt \t\i9i tnuf * * fottri. z < * TbU Uteri .11 It. cuuyi , iluuliful r luauUlUx vut u U k .fire.1 luiuut u all , tltklUi , Ut ITJSUtl V/ ' Tlio Slunii ) Sponkor. With voice llitnky ) | anil worn , With ton il < i nvvollcn mid fore , Tlio otntor Rtnmli nn n invveil-olf Rtilini ] And i > olltic < < doth oulpour. Talk , tnlk , talk , In wp.illicr lioth wet nnil dry ; And ftlll for the mutter of dollixr nnd cento He liftctli lili voice on liigli , TMk. tnlk. talk , While hia nndionco yells nnd cheers ; And talk , tnlk , tnlk , Till Ins vvnidfl ting in their cars ; It' O' tolicnslavo Along with HIP tcniblo Turk , , When nn orator atea his tlmo nnd brcntl ] Jy aiieh.pxhaii'iting work I Tnlk. talk , talk Till onch'hoiid he-Ring to svvlml Tnlk , talk , tnlk , Till the lllck'rinp ; Intripn grow dim ! Ktato , nnil tnrilT nnd trade , Trade , nnd tnrtlf nnd utatp , Till the vvonry lul'mrft fnll uiltop And drunni of their undldnto , O men with nctivo lirnlnn ! U moil with mlnIn intoiifo ! It in hut wind you'r HsUiInc to , And tint tliu notindoat ronse , Tnlk , tnlk. talk , Till the hand nogina to lilayl J'nrnin at oncu hy n tiiiRla fttrokp , Cheap fun nn well aa pay , O , hut to hour him tnlk Of the deeds of gallant nion , Or the wotidrnui nnd winning vvorda Of the wielders of thoVpunl Unl ho'll talk , Ulk , talk. Till the hot campaign U o'er , And then , if hu fiiilt ) to got n berth Ho'll only talk the moro. JIONEVT FOll TIII3 _ Women have no thanco In California. Tin pigtails do the hoiiHukcvping. Senins of n nnfn pillow may ho concealed li placing rows of gilt braid ever them. Thin ulicci of lemon nddcd to ilr.vwn buttc : gtvo a pleating vnrlation to tlmt eniicu. I'lush covered hcllowK , with n largo bow o flutin ribbon tied on foremost Pido , nro vor ] pretty. Itlnck ailk nnd linen gloves nnd black stock ings may bo washed In mi nr-oMond water l < prevent them from crnckmg. Gulmpps , chomieetteH , plastrons , nnd vest nro aa fnHhlonnblo fl avornnd will ao contlniK mndoof silk , velvet , satin , or of niriortox tiles. tiles.Tho The ailk hraidwork , which was uoextotmv" ly used upon last Hon.son'a etrcot costumes , vvi' ' remain a favorite gnrnituio for nil nutum1 suitH. "Why am I llko a lemon ? " she asked , nnd then HIO expected him to say , "bocauso you nro being aqnoozod , " but ho Bald , "bocauso you nro dour. " MerchnnU and imixirtorH nay tlmt the large sale of silk glovi-H nnd mitts for the present season Imi tnltogether destroyed the demand for gloves of kid. A lady hnH arrived from Dromon with over n. thousand artificial oycx concealed In her bustle. Bustles composed entirely of IMnglasi linvo never boon popular in this country , Elaborately bonded or braided jerseys will bo very intich woin thiB nutumn over sklrU of bison cloth , tweed nnd vigogne. The newest designs in brnidwork rescmblo rich passamen- lories , being vviought in close , oluborato pat- tornu. A postmaster In nn eastern city in n raving lunatic. List week n loiter caino to the oflico directed to the prettiest woman in town , and the run on the cllico was HO gioat that Uio poor. fellow couldn't aland it. The letler is still undelivered , A young man traveling by stage-conch bioko the monotony of the journey by kissing a young lady , who WOH n fellovv-pasxonger. Ku ( jmetcd her indignant objections by e\- plaining that it was only n Htogo kiss , nnd thoiuforo merely convonl'onal. ' Hurrisburg yoiimj ladies are delightfully nalvo. Ono of them want to see a doctor , and the doctor was not nt homo. Minallnrrinburg saw upon the order ulnto : " 1'lpaso call at Blank 8 shoo 8t ro."and supposing that the man of preacrlptionH was there gcttingjnowly Bhod , aho went after him. There is a promise that black allk dressts will bo In uncommon vogue the coming aut umn nnd winter. When good , no material is moro elegant or serviceable. Tucks , both wldp and narrow , upon flounces , kilts nnd bodice , will bo very popular with the plainer stylen , nnd rich lace , costly appliques , In chunnillo and jet , nnd panior and tabliora of hrocho with largo raised HOWOIH In velvet , will make them exceedingly elegant. A revival emanating from the highest quarters is that , of the locket or pendant worn nt the throat with open dresses ono of the few ornaments auitablo and becoming to all ogos. Nothing unites richnou nud aimpliclty moro than n glittering diamond pendant or ci oss depending from a narrow velvet neckband band aud worn with a clinging trained even ing drew ) of pure vvhlto lace or tulle. Olio in black in equally effective. Gray nnd black nio no longer considered the only regulation traveling colors. Gray unions of a line , expenelvo material , ipilckly looks dowdy , as ono good Hhow r will vvrlnklo and shrink ita mufaco. and black has an ineradica ble propensity tobcttay travel stains. Fawn. biego , 01 biscuit-colored IIIIII'H cloth , relieved wltliuhiiHon , is very pretty nml imually be coming whou thus bilglitoncd. To keep this costume fresh nnd neat nothing Is at oncu so protective nnd elegant usa dust cloak made ofalpaealn one of the handsome shades In which that useful fabric Is now dyed. A perfect foot must bo n little ICHI in length than ono-sevonth the hoighth of the woman , It should bu arched on the top. It should bo brondost uuioss the hall and the teen , aymot- licnl nnd tipped with pink nails , should pprond Hat upon the ground at every staji. Tlio tec- end ton sJiuulU bit the longest. The heel should descend in a straight line from behind the ankle - klo and should bo delicately ummled , The fkin should bovvhitn us Ivory and maiked with faint Indications of blue veins. Thu heel and toes , however , should have a rosy Hush. Such n foot yon never HCO treading the bench of a euasldo watenng plao , and never will until women learn that a viimll foot is not ncccneailly it beautiful one. [ Boston Dea con , Never Iiol Up. Never let up , no matter what Your purpolu U , your scheme or aim ; Tho' things go wrong , work all the same And movu for none onu 'Inglo jot. Whether your alms ho good or not , I'rleud to ratio or a lee to lame , Never 1st up , Romembvr what will bo your lot , If you move loser In the game , How you'll IM ) hold to fcorn nnd blame , So strike , ichomo deep , niitko thiugi red-hot , Never k'ivo up. A. JI , IKLHH. MUSICAL ANI ) Tony Dciilur'n annual tour commences nt Scranton , 1'a. , August SO , Gllhort'ii now opera will bo produced nt the London Savoy In December. Minn Ada Gllmoro Is satd to approach the excellence of the original etar in "A Mountain I'ink.1' Laura Don brought out her now play , "A Daughter of the Nile , " nt Oakland , Ual. , on the llth , Lawrence Darrett' * engaRemont In San I'Van- ' ? Uco in pecuniarily iiieciwiifiil , Tlio tragedian ouuius theru three vvoel.a longer. Minnie Madderu will bo mipportod on her rnvela by Mrssm. Hurnduii , Lamb , Percy and Irooks , Alary Maddern , Lillian Wullack and thers , Sophia I'.yro , the now leatllng lady of Wai nck'a theatre , will make her lint api > earancu n thin city November 10. She will iiluy Lady 'laiu nt the Grand Opera llcuso Sam Harrison , the enterprising manager of larrUon & , Guurley'i Combination , leaves for ) otroit t-arly next week to arrange for the ptninx of the company m Sim'i uew n'ay , Gay City. " Joseph'Itoynolds , who uu nil advnnco agent , lined coniiderablo notoriety iu San FniucU- > for Lnugtry , will tuko cam of the "buai- CUM" of thu t/i'illutBou and Williams com- anier. K\ try ono who ha * much to do with thu a inovvill talk of little elio than the won. ur/iiUucceiui of "fho Little Duke. ' Rime , li/.riky 1m g t OMT Ir in grappling with KnglMi , nnd eccms cntlrol ; comfortable in her cniitnl | part. Joachim , the celobrntod violin iilaycr.'t'1 ! ! n good story nlmut hitnnolf , Ho has n hcnv ; head of hntr , except ono upot , which ho ca taiily hide , liy not cutting off a particuhi lock. Ono day in London ho went to th bnrber'ft to linvo his hair tn'inmcd. The barber bor wished to tsko tlni lock ( > ff , but Joachli Insisted on Its remaining , whcreupun the bai her oxclnimod : ' 'Let mo cut it off ; it tnnkc vou look like onn ( if these old Dutch fiddlers. The bnrber had , of cotmc , no idea wliom h was shearing. llulcfl for CotirtNlily. The manly youth who would n maiden woo Will profit if ho Keeps lhe o rules in viow. lie not precipitate nor yet to alow ; lie not abnMied at n rebuff or ao. If fho is unrcopnmlvo , distant , cold. The wooer should bo delicately bold ; If ftho Is timid , dlflldont nnd shy , Don't frnt ; nh'll llnd moro courntje by nnd bj Lit not her first refusal give distress ; A woman's no Is often mcnnt for yon. [ Komervlllo Journal. TIIK UMALIj 1JOY. A 11 tllo boy saw his molhor take off lie fly.itch one day nnd called out , ' 'Oh. mamma , let us take your scalp out I the yard , ao that wo can play Indians , " Ai kan aw Traveler. Said ii little boy vnwningly to another llttl hey from the country who wns on n , visit t the fivmily : "Sundays nrp no tedious. " t"What makes them so tedious ? " "I cant play liokoy from kchool on tlmt day , Kxchango. "I have l > eon going all day and now I nn tired , " remarked an exhausted mother. " Von nro not llko a wheel , mamma ? " remarked marked Tommy. "Why , little boyi" "You nro tired after you go around but i whcol Is tired before it goes around. " Toxa Slftlngs. " I'a , is lye awfully bitter ? " " Yes , my son , It Is very bltlor Indeed. " " Well , will it poison anybody ? " " I RIICHS It would If you took enough of it. ! " Why don't moro people dlo then ? I real in the paper that thu public wag made to avvnl low n great deal of campaign lie. " Bostoi Times A very amall , bright boy , on of a well known jiojlticlan recently visited the rello eqiiadron in Portsmouth barber , and vvos pre sontcd by ono of the officer with an lisqui ) maux dog. ' 'You must keep him In a very cool place , said the oflicor , "and bo sure to keep out o tha rain ; bo very careful also what you giv him to oat. " About an hour afterward 'tho little fellov approached the oflicor and asked very gravel ; ' 'would It hurt the dog to oat ice croain- " [ Doslon Gloho. A bright little follow about thrco years o ngn was very anxious to go to walk with hli father. "No " anid the latter "You can't , , go ; you i too little. " "Oh , no. papa , " ho said stoutly , "I'm a hi ; boy. " 'All right , " aniu his father , "como along. ' _ On the way homo the little fellow becanu tired nnd wanted his father to carry him. "I thought you were a big boy , " said hit father pretending to mioer. " 1 was a big boy when I started out. " he wiid , "but I'm a little boy now , " Ho was carried the rest of the way , [ Boston Globe. The Veranda Hollo. Her aniicy dimples como and go , She laces rather tight ; ) Her cuils in rich abundance flow She tikes them off at night. Her lips wouid tempt a honey-bee , J ler left eye's all askew ; A Gainsborough hut she wears And n number font Icon fehoe. Shu cannot b.\ko a flannel cake , Yet eats thorn hy thu score ; She loves me , 1 am pretty anro , But loves her paodlo more. KDUCATlONAfc. Children employed In tha lace making schools at Belgium work twelve houiB n day , nnd eain BIX cents. Wo have now 300,000 school teachers and an average of more than sixty pupils to each. The change in the head-mastership of Kton School has caused an amount of heated dis cussion in the newspapers In England which most Americans would find it difficult to un derstand , so far as nny school or college in this country from filling thu same place in thu popular mind. The education given In the school , which has between 800 nnd 900 pupils , la extremely bad , iirobably the worst in Log- land considering the amount of money spout on it ; and although some reforms suggested by a government commission - mission widen leportod on ull the endowed schools some years ago , linvo been adopled , there Is but little chaugo m the state of ntfnlisns rrgards the great bulk of the pu pils. It was hoped that when the late Provost or chairman of thu boardof governorsdlcdand the late head-master , Dr. Hornby , was promoted meted to his place , some thorough ynow man. eminent in litoratnro. acloncuor politics , would have been put In his place. Instead of this , the governors have appointed Mr. Wairo , onu of the ufisistnnt masters , whose special hold has been the direction of ttio athletic spoils , nnd who is best known as the "coach" of the boating crews , and the commander of school volun- tocis , The axcuso for nil this Is that the "col legers , ' " or boys who enter on the foundations and nro the sons of parents in moderate cir cumstances , and can and do get u good educa tion In the place , number about seventy. The rest are generally the gons of lieli or ( .would- be-rich men , whonru willing to have their sons pass their time in athletics and como out of thu school gro sly Ignorant , be cause it Is the fashion and one of the ways of good boclety. Thomas Kvving Sherman , the oldest son of Gminial Sherman , Is now one of the sclmlsatie brotlucn of the Society of Jesus , nt NasbuUh , WIs. WIs.Tho The United States Methodist llplicoptl church has nluety-suvon conferences and includes'J3.000 cleigy and l.blO.OUO mom- born. born.Tho The first Vroabytorian minister to visit 1111 nols was John Kv unsKlnley , of Pennsylvania , Ho lauded at KoBknsUim in 17117 , intrndin to labor among the Spanish and Indians. The Ninth I'rotostant Episcopal cliurci cougresa will bo held In Detroit October 7 , The programme ! of snojecta and speaker cover many subjects of iutoiuat to M thu othe churches , The Synod of Illinois , now embracing churcluii with 4'JtH53 conmumicauta , wai founded in 1810 , when a Presbyterian cliurci ; wni organized at Sharon , The lint Presbyterian church In Indian , vraa planted near Vincennoa Iu 1SOU , Our denomination nomination has now In that ststo about 30,00 ( communicants , and the boards of the churcl : rectlvo from them lomn 918,000 , Of i,141 ! mlssionarica sent forth into the lio&thcu world by the Moravian church no fowe than oluht hundred liavo died at their poets ( ) no cf them , 1) . Xei berger , has labored foi iixty-tiueo years with great success amongs the North American Indians , The Mormon missionaries murdered by the Indignant pooiilaco of Tennoseeo nro looked ipon by the Mormon * ng martyrs , anil their joUiua will bu buried as such at the headmmr- , er of the church , Salt Lake City. Out of 350 Congregational churches In Masa- ichutetts , 1G3 have responsive readings in .omo form ; In 100 the pocplo unite with the lastor in repeating he Ixird'a prayer ; In fi5 hero U a chanting in some form , generally the 'Glory bo to the Father , " and in 10 the Apos. les' creed is repeated , A persecution baa begun agulntt earnest vniiKulical Clirutlans m Itiubia , Colonel Whkoir nnd Count Koiff , who have been ctlva in holding religious nieatinga and Iu la. iors for tha iioor. uro bauibhed. It Is also da- Urcd lllfgal to distribute tha publications of ho ItoliKlutu 'iract See etv , tliouKh they be.ir lie printed permlsMon cf thu censor , Mr. John i\umi : , converted about the year iC8. wi.8 tha first person ) win. joined the lethodmt iwlety in America Ho wai awak ned by u convcniBtlonttt table about cxpeii. lontal n\\f\an \ \ \ with Mrs. Strawbridge , Thus lielirtt c nvrrt t.f Mettioili < m in Americi a lo J to u unmUio'i i f i-ln | .y the Ut imo. ) vr a faithful Curi.liau n v If I AVcro A Gliont. If I wore n ghost , nnd you wcro a ghost , And HO tint In the ( load man's land , Would } our hanrt rcjoico at the Round , c my voice. Would you shrink nttho touch of my 1mm If von knr > vv tit once , M I know jpu wouli Tli.it nil of the pleasure nnd pain , Of the gladness of love nnd the eadness' love , Wcro to ho lived over again. Would heaven seem heaven then do yo tlilnlt ? Would you find It n urprl o ? If within your breasttho human unrest , Should nwnko ngalii In the ckies. Or would it not darken that fnir now worh With n fh.idow of earthly ntnin , 1'or if perfect bliss could bo marred by in kiss , Tbt n the peace of heaven were vnln , Oh , foolish questions , nnd idle thought" , Wlmt do 1 earn for the lifo above , When our souls I know , wherever tlioygi Will dlo with the death ofourlovo. A Stolen Klsfl. HIS KXCfSE. AH I bndo her good night Could I help just ono Btcnling ? The moon's mallow light , AH I bade her good night , On her fnco shone BO bright , Those red lipa revealing , Ax I ludo her good night , Could I help just ono stealing. ItEIt IDEA , To take only ono And then nay good night , ( How quickly 'twas done , To take only ono , Next tlmo hu'll got none For 1 don't like It quito To take | only ono And then nay good night. IMl'IKTIKS. A minister having preached the snmo il ! course to hia pcoplo three times , onu of hi constant hearers said to him after service "Doctor , the Rorinon you givous this mornin , having had three sovural readings , I mov that it now bo passed. " "Do you earn whcro wo hold our next meet ing ? " asked Bishop Spaulding of the Catholl totnl nbatlncnco society of Bishop Ireland "Notro Dame" was the prompt reply. "Where do the bankers stand ? " yelled ai excited political orator. Wo don't kno\ whcro they all stand. Some of them arc ii Canada , some are In jail. There is ono vcr ; prominent ono in Buenos AyrtH , nnd govern nro on their way to Europe , but wo hope t nab them when they lana. It is difficult t : say just where the bankers do stand in thes troublous times , but wo rather suspect it is ii slippery places. That's what the Bible says anyhow. Conductor ( contemptuously ) "Wot's this ? Passenger "My ticket book. " Conductor- " 'Tnin't good on this road. " Passonge ( looking at the book , discovers that ho hn handed out his testament by n.istnko ) "N < I should eay you had no use for It hero.- JBoston Transcript. "My dear brethren , " said the minister leaning forward nnd spanking very earnestly "in this excessive warm and oppressive wea ther I can excuse a little drowsiness during UK sermon , but 1 do wish that you would try ant ] keen awake while the collection is being taker up. " A citi/cn of the sixty-eighth district , this county , who had been a member of the bap- list church for a number of years , changed Ins membership to the Gampbclfito church a few Sundays sinco. The preacher very kindly asked the now member if ho wished to bo bap tized. Our man hesititod a few moments , and them looking up at the minister , said in a hesitating tone : "N-oj I was baptised once , nnd it didn't do a durnod bit of good. " Thu now member was not baptized. [ Waynesboio ( Ga. ) Citi/en. The Southein Churchman tell ? this story of a country parish in Virginia , "They had adopted the now fancy of rising and singing ' All things come of thco , " etc. , and when the alms baskets wcro brought to him there was in one basket nothing In the other 1 cent. A Colorado farmer , ifiaving been to a revival meeting , felt very religious , nnd they were entertninuig some city friends ho thought the proper thing to do would bo to have morning prayers. So the household were assembled , and ho began by reading a chapter from the liiblo , then ho requested them to kneel whila ho made a prayer. Ho commenced. Ten minutes passed , twenty , half an hour ; then an hour were Its weary length nway ; the listeners began to grow restless , but still ho prayed with unabated vigor , with no signs of termi nation , until It was high noon. Ilia wife was in despair ; nil the farm work had yet to bo done , besides the housework , nnd she felt sura the kitchen lire would bo out , and their chance of n dinner slim indeed. She was perfectly in accordance \vitli his wish for morning prayers , but to have them continued all day mid far into the night , Boomed literally too much of a good thing. At length , unable to endure it longer , she loaned over nnd whis pered to him : "John , don't you think you liavo prayed long enough1 ? "Yes ; butl don't know how to wind the durn thing upl" ' 'It's a pity , " remarked the preacher , "that the world ii so prone to bo untruthful. " ' Well , yes , rather. " replied a man. ' 'I have noticed for some tlmo past that thn evil has been growing and not only In great things , butovon ivbout small thiugw , lies will ho told. " True , very true , " answered the layman , sadly , "I was leading je.sterday that 'heaven lies about us in our Infancy. " Then the preacher put on his hat and went out to commune with the hitching post. At the Making of the riny. When the whip-poor-wills nro calling , And the apple-boughs are falling , With a tender tint fore stalling .Summer' ) * blush upon the grass ; Where the little stais are kocping U ntch above the meadow sleeping , And the jack-o'-laiitorn peeping I will meet my boimio lass. I will seek her ; I will find her ; 1 will sly'y steal bshiml her ; And with kisses I will blind her Till BIII bets the happy day ! And when the barley's heading And the summer rose Is shedding , Oh , there , ! ! ho n merry wedding At the making of the hay. Samuel Mlnturn 1'eck. iVHO BTUUCIC BIMY 1'AXXEUSON L'ho Mystery of tlmt Bud Kvont Abou to Ito Cleared Up In Court , Social Dispatch to the Globa-Domocrnt. ATLANTA , GA. , August 24 The quos. ion which 1ms become BO famous the ? orld over aa to "who struck Billy Tat- oraoa" gtanda in a fair way of being atisfatorily answered. The original Wra. 'ftttorson , who was the father of the fam > us BoUio Patterson the wife of Jerome ionaparto , was in his day ono of the realthiest merchants in the Union. Ho id business in tha City of Baltimore and ttracted much trade in the Southern ; tatos. IIo sold goods on time , securing iom by mortgages on real state. The panic of 1837 drove lott of the traders to the wall ad they found in Mr. Patterson a hard lastor. In order to collect the money iviiiH to him by the merchants ho foro- oaod his mortgages. Ho visited per- ually the counties of Franklin , Hart id Elbort in this state , where ho bought most of the lands himself. Ills con- jot made for him many bitter enemies , idhisi movements were closely watched , 'hilo in a crowd in Oarnosville , Frank- county , an impromptu riot was raised which ono of the mountaineers gave ittorson a murderous blow on the aide the head. The memory of this event ibittorod the rest of Patterson's lifo , o offered a largo reward for the up- : L oheneipa of the man who struck him , | v us giving currency to the question 11 1L A'ho struck IMly Patterson1 ? Failing I flocuro the guilty man in life ho Ufi a 1 provision in his will for the payment o $1,000 to the person who should nnswo the question. That will is of record ii the oflico of the clerk ot court in th counties of Franklin nnd Elbort in thi state. * " And now comes a latter from Mrs Tennio E. Corey , of Athol , Wnrroi county , N. Y. , asking for a copy of Ihi Trill in order that aho may claim th promised reward. Her letter is nd dressed to the "Ordinary of FranVlii county , " and tolls ita own story as fol Iowa ; "My father struck Billy Patterson.1 It was a great many years ago , or a least I suppose it was , as 1 was a vor small child when ho told mo about It II o is dead now. Aa near na 1 can I in out ho was wild and mlachiovious who : younp , and ran away from liis homo i ; Vermont , where ho was born and raisc < by tender parents. Ho trns of a rovin disposition , and among other place which ho visited was Franklin county Ga. As ho was fond of sport , ho nt tended most of the public nflnirs. II attended the ono in Georgia I sn ; the ono , bocauao holeft Guorcianssoou n possible , nnd never returned to sc how Billy Patterson ever cam out. Ho said when the row began am when Mr. Peacemaker , as ho calloc Billy , stuck his name In to break up th sport ho just leveled him and "dug out' ' na soon as possible nnd loft Georgia for over. Ho wont to Cleveland , Ohio , am as ho grow older and wiser ho began ti grow stricter and became as good an engineer gineor as was ever on Uio road , and rui tiftoon years on ono rend besides othats My _ mother went from this place t < Ohio , nnd married my father and 1 wai born there. Wo came luck hero to live My fathnr'a name was George W. Tilla stpn. Ho never know there was a will made , and Iain not euro that hi would have cared to have told , as ho hat money enough , but as I am an invalid I might as well have vho money if it if still oilorcd. " The Ordinary of Franklyn county hat had a transcript of the will taken and ha : forwarded it to Mrs. Cproy , at Athol , N. Y. The next atop will probably bo a demand upon the representatives of the late Mr. Patterson upon the money , and in the ovpnt of the refusal to pay it , the matter will become a subject of litigation in ono of the United States District courts of Now York. The Modern Science of Huklrondlnc Philadelphia Cnll. First railroad director. Our company Is in Borious financial straits. What shall wo do ? Second director. Well , lot's hire another official or two , raise the boss's salary about $20,000 and give him a bonus of $00,000. First director. But , my dear man , wo can hire as able a boss as wo now have for half the monoy. Would it not be well to retrench in salary expens es ? Second director. Certainly not. SVhatlsa matter of $100,000 or $200- 000 in salary when a man of oxperier.ee nnd brains is demanded. Nobody but the bo49 knows the combination of the safo. When Vou Feel Blue and your back aches , and your head fools heavy , nnd you vrako unrofroshcd in the morning , and yonr bowels are sluggish or costive , you need Kidney-Wort. It IB nature's great remedy and never fails to rolioyo all cases of Diseased Kidneys , Torpid Liver , Constipation , Malaria , etc. It operates simultaneously on the Kid neys , Liver and Bowels , strengthening thorn and restoring healthy action. Put up in both dry and liquid form. Sold by all druggists. From Jumping Greek , Detroit Preo Press. "Say 1" ho called as howalked acrosi the street to a policeman yesterday at th circus grounds , "have you soon a slim little chap , with a rod mustache and diamond pin ? " ' 'I don't remember , " "Well , I want you to hunt him up. ] you'll help mo find him I'll give you of steers. " yoke two-year-old "What's ho done ? " "Say ! I'm mad nil over , but I can help but ha ! ha ! hal laugh at the wa ; ho punituzzled mo half nn hour ago I'm Hat I am ! I'm rich paaturo for cows ! I'm turnips with a heap of green tops ! . " "What's the story ? " " Well , I was ever there under a an counting my money. I brought in $1 [ was wondering whether I'd bettor koo it in my hind pocket or pin it inside in , vest , when the little chap comes creep" ing under and says : "Partner , there's i ivickcd crowd around hero. Put tha nonoy in your boot. ' Say. " "Yes. " "Struck mo as the sonaiblest thing : ould do. It was in bills. And I pullc > 1F my right boot and chucked 'em in 3.\y ! d'y BOO anything green in that ? " "No. " " Well , I hadn't walked around long icforo a chap comes up and remark hat ho has $5 to bet to a quarter that In : an outjump mo. Say , d'yo know me ? ' "No. " "Well , when I'm homo I'm the tal umpist of Washtonaw county. 1 jump ligher and further than anything , ani- nal or human. I klvor moro ground han a panther ; I sail higher than n ampin' hoss. I'm open to oven bets day ir night , and I go out and jump 'lav-en cot just to astonish the children. When hat 'oro stranger offered sich oddn I ookcd at hia loga for a minute and ro narked that I was his huckleberry. " "I aoo. " "Say ! up wont the stakes , off came my lutoa , and I out jumped him by three oot six " "And what ! " "And when I looked around for my utcs that infernal little hornet with the indy mustache had inado off with the no the cash was in. Hay ! "Yos. " "I live on Jumping creek. I'm the reck myaolf. I'm called a daisy when in homo , and every time I trade hosaoa r ahot-guna , or dogs I p'araly/.o the other illor. I'm procioua. I'm prucio azid. m razors. Say ! " "Yea. " "If I kin lay my hands on that little inp , I'll make every bouo crack. But was a good ono on mo ! Eh ? Ever sue beaten ? Play mo fur a fool andhit the ; at timo. Buy ! If you BOO mo hal ha ! il laughing , don't think I'm tight ; I'm ad. But aay ! old Jumping Creek was amart , wasn't he ? Needed something thin Ilia blood , and ho got it from a ap that didn't seem to know putty am the band-wagon 1 Say ! Hn ! ha ! ,1" , [ jr "My wife for yean has baen troubled th a diaeaso of tho.Kidnoysj physicians onounced it diabetes , but she received i benefit from their treatment. HUNT'S Sidney and LivorJ REMEDY has made a mdorful change in her condition. Her althis good. " 0. M. Hubbell , SU oipoct Avuuuo , Buffalo , N. Y. , Juno , ' 83. -THE | BESTTQNJC. 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