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mt. THE DAILY BEE-OMAHA , SATURDAY , JANUA11Y 5 , 1884. LOSS AMD QMH. " 1 wa UVcn lick year ago With bilious Icver.y "My doctor pronounced mo cured , but gotsick again , with terrible pains in my back nnd si do * , and I got BO bad I Oould not movol I shrunk ! From 228 Ibs. to 1201 I had boon doc toring for my liver , but itdid mo no good. I did not expect to live moro than throe months. I began to use Hop Bittors. Directly my appetite returned , my pains loft mo , my entire system scorned re newed us it by magic , and after using several bottles I nm not only as sound ns n sovereign but weight moro than I did boforo. To Hop Bitters I owe my life.1 Dublin , Juno 0 , ' 81. II. FITZPATUIOK. "Maiden. Mas * . , Feb. 1. 1850. Ocntlcmen I milTi-red with uttiwkn nt nl ' ' Neuralgia , female trouble , for years in the most terrible and oxcrutiating , man nor. nor.No medicine or doctor could give mo relief or euro until I used Hop Bitters. "Tho first bottle Nearly cured mo ; " The second made mo as well and etrong as when a child. And I have boon BO to thisday. " My husband was an invalid for twenty years with a serious Kidney , liver and urinary complain "Pronounced by Boston's best phy icians "Incurablol" Seven bottles of your bitters cured lum and I know of the "Lives of eight persons" In my neighborhood that have boon saved by your bitters , And many more are using them with great benefit. "The almost Do myraclos ? " Mrs. E. D. Slack. HOW TO OKI SICK. Expose yourself day and night ; oat too much without ox- orciao ; work too hard without rest ; doctor all the time ; take all the vilp nostrums advertised , and then you will want to know hnw to got well , which is answered in'throo words Take Hop Bitters 1 THE MILD POWER CUBES. - UMPHREYS' H OMBOPATHIC inspECBFics : Tn o 30 yonrs. Kach number the fppi-lnl pro- ncrlptlon of nn eminent physician , Tha only Simple. H fb nnd Sure JIcillclue for the pmplo LOT rniNcxrAi. HOB. ounics. mien. 1. FoTcm , Conre tlon , Inftnmntlonn. 2H 2. WontM. Worm Fever , Worm Colic. . . .2(1 ( 3. Crylnc Colic , or Teothlng of Infants .3.1 l-l. Iliarrlico of Children or Ailultn 35 A. llvnenturr , Orlplne , Ulllloii"Colic , . . Art ( I. Oliolrra Mnrbni , Vomiting 3rt 7. Conchi , Oolil , llroncbltU 2ft H. ( Vcurnlgln , Toothncho. l-'ncenclm art . ilBBdBchei.BlcltMowlnclioii. Vertigo .3B 10. llynponiln. llllllous Klomnch ,2rt 11. HnnnrcMPd or roll ! pi I l crlod , i. .25 13. Wlillcn , tool'rofmoi'crlmls , . . . . , .art 1:1. Cronn , Cough , Ulnlcult Brpnthlnif. . . .25 14. Hnlt Ithmtm , KryMpclaa , Kruntlonr .25 IB. HheumntUrn , Ilfitmmatlo 1'ninB , , . .25 111. Fnrnr nnd AKIIP. Chill , Fever , AK C > .BO 17. Piles , lillndorUlcedlnK. . . .n\r in. finlnrrh. acnto or chronic : Intluonm nil ail. Whooping Cniiuh , violent coughs. . , nl > 31. Neneral nebllltv. FbyBlcalWealcnoM.nil 37. Kidney Dlinmn . ( t S3 : ter"y W n'n'n&V.-wiVtlnBth.-bed ' ' * . ' ? } 32. IMioninorthellenrt. Palpllatlon. l. M > bold br druRgliits. or sent by ( ho Case , or Mn- Bio Vlaf , fn > n of charge , on receipt of prlco. nendforDr.fliimnhroyii Honkon III > ennAr ( U n ge ) , nl lintrnlcd Catalogue I'HKK. Addrons , llitnmli llomennnltiln ftlcd * Iclne Co. . loa 'ulton Btreet. ftew York. Du K. ( ! . WEST'S Nunvn AND UISAIX TnnAT. Mr.NT , n ( riiarantood tnreillo for liyBtorin , Dizzi. n068 , ( kinvnlsious , Vita , Norvoim NcurnlRin , Iloauacho , Nervous ProBlrntion cnubcd by the use of alcohol or tobacco , Wuknf nlnosB , Mental IJo- prossion , Hoftoninit of the Jlruin rcnultlna in in- nanity and Inndinff to misery , derny mid death , 1'romnturo Old ARO , Unrronncfis , IMHS of power in cither sax. Involuntary LOBSOH nnc HponnnU orrhcca caused byovor-oiortion of Ihobrainsalt , obnsoor ovcr-lndulgonoo. JCnch buz contains ono month's treatment , $1.00 n box , or six boxoa for$3.00 , sent by moil iircpnidon receipt of price , W CJUAItAXTKK HIX ItOXKK To cure any cnso. Witli each order rocoivwl by us for cir boxes , ncconipanied witli $5.00 , wo will eond the purchaser our written ( runrantno to ro tund tlio money it the trontmontdooa not effect ftcnro. Oiiiirantoca Isouod only br O. F. GOODMAN , Agent Oman * Neb. DR. FELIX LE BRUN'S PREVENTIVE AND OOHB. 70R EITHER SEX. Th lemody being injcotod directly to the seat < -tease , requires no change ol diet or nauseous , mertun&l or poisonous medicines to be taken Intern. ITVhen -ued u a preventive by either sex , It It Impostlula to oontraot any private dlioase ; but In th CAM ol thoeo already unfortunately afflicted we ru r- ntea three boxei to euro , or we will refund the money. Price by mail , pottage paid , f ? per box , or throe bores for * 5. ; WBnTENiOnARAMTKE8 lined by all Dr.FelixLeBrun&Go * ' BOLK FKOPIUKTOES , V. ' Goodman , Druggtit , ( Sole Agent , tor Omaha b ta&a wlv Job , Hoff's Malt Extract , THE GUEA.T NUTIUTINE TONIO J ' OKT TUB OENUINK. Highly reconimciidcd by the Medical Prolci- Ion In all waiting uU- eaecij , moll rn C'oniunii > tlon. tieneralDotlllty , . nli not a medicine , but .auu'riUvufoot ] , liulldlnf up the > yt m by IU own tonlo | ioweni , and by IU iald In uelinUatlng all other food , llewaro ol oounterleltn , Hie geuu- .lne.lt alwayi put ui > In tyla of bottle ai In cut , , , aod bean the name cf Tarrunt & Co. , Sole Ai'onU for the Unl ( ted fiUtet and Drltl.h ItrarlncxM of Nortli Amer I ilo , S7&OrcevrUi Kt , N. y. Jirlco 91.00 [ wr dot. IUODISPAPERIAREHODSE , Oraham Paper Co. . HltodlW Kwlh Main Bt. , St. Louii. WBOLESACK DKALE113 IN } PAPERS ill WIUT1NO' ZN voxa-aa , CARD , BOAIID AND PRINTERS' STOCK i > ftld. DISEASES OP THE EYE & EAR J T. ARMSTRONG , M. D. , f " * * , * ll'S'.r ! * W ll" * i oppo lte Futon Hotel , Om on the Now Year. Liol another year hath ended , Nutnberod with the changeless i > Mt , Will my elothca , if tlioy att ) mended , Through another twelve monthi liwt ? Slnco when last I cought a tnllor I/ongor 'tis than I can nty ; Yet these carmontg must grow staler , Kro for fresh I'll chooao to pay , Faded cloth will hold together , Duo repairs preserve old suits ; But. though skill will clout shoo leather , Onl how soon wo wear out boots ! All ! what art avatls'tocobblo Uppers , cracked and full of holes , Though wo may contrlvo to hobble On and on by euro of nolcs. Hero's a hat , which hnth ( muled , Tinted ooze by length ol woarj ) f Its nap 'tis all denuded ; Hats as well as heads grow bare , ) tir corporal forms , obeying Not our own , but Nature s will , 'cur by year co on decaying , But our clothes go faster Htlllt Good for years , rot this old raiment May outlast this mortal clay : lay I BO have no moro payment To provide for now arrayl They must spare , whoso means are slender , What they best without can go ; That which grieves mo to surrender , Least of all Is outward show , Food and liquor cheer and cherish UB in panning through this vale , iMold us ploanuro when they perish , As , for instance , beef amlalo ; Unconsunrpd apparel shields tis Dost agninnt sharp atmosphere ; Its consumption no good yields us , Only coats so much n year , The { fudge. HuNEV I-'Oll - THE IJA.1HES , Lore laughs at leap yoar. Trains nro becoming to stout women , Gold hoop oar-rings are again In fashion. White underskirts should l > n worn only In the evening. "Lady Hufirago" Is what they call it It AVashinKton.Tcrrltory. Applo-pprlng boos hava been Introduce ! nto Now York fashionable society. Sable Is the most fashionable fur in Kng and among these who can nlford It. Women are Impplor In their illusions than in their most agreeable experiences. Guidon-brown cluth suits with real glltbrnti are made by Paris tailors Inthostylea In favoi with I'lngllsh ladles , Partly fitted jackets of Persian lamb am untrlmmod with any other fur bid fair to con sldcrablo popularity. The Alaska and .Shetland seals are now dyed almost or qtilto black , and can bo worn by ladles in mourning. The reason that lovers turn down the gas n the parlor is bocauao they obtain aufliclon' light from the sparking. Applied embroideries are moro fashlonabli on thin fabrics than the old-foshlonod body embroideries of silk thread. All gray trimming furs are used to adorn the favored gray and green velvet or cloth costumes tumos of the coming season. The birds worn on bonnets made hero are very modest in slzo and color beside thoao worn by ladles who bought their hats in Paris Albatross cloth is moro popular this seasot for evening dross than nuns' veiling. Some o this fabric has an effective bordering , show Ing quaint Persian designs in bright orionta colors , Basques are cut in ovcry shape and style Imaginable , round , pointed , long or short , with odgus tabbed or plain , in postillion fash Ion or with full puffs lined with a contrasting color. The now pointed girdle Is the rage Thl may bo made of the host material , of satin o velvet ; and Instead of the adjustable train o last year , a court tram is often attached to a girdle to bo woru for full dross. A faehionablo Now York shoo dealer sayfi "Somo persons find fault with high Froua heels , but they make the foot look smaller , or not at all uncomfortable , and no American woman will wear anything else. " A favorite way of making morning-gowns i to plait the bodlco in line plaits from th throat , and imprison the waist in a wide bol of velvet fastened by n silver buckle ; th plaiting below the bolt forms n frill that cover the hips. Velvet ribbons have not reached the holgh of favor , and will bo the principal trlmmin of next eoamm't ) drosses. Braiding will als retain its hold as a popular decoration of clot dresses , whllo velvet ribbon will bo used o cashmero. The sheer linen cambric handkerchief ha now taken the first rank scolloped cdgos wit a vine liisldoa hem with tovoralrowa of raieoc dots insldo , very elaborate needlework , a around , and others have applique of Pompn dour lace In each corner. There is likely to bo a run on both sides c the water on soft fait hats trimmed wit feathers. A llttlo later on in the season , ! Is claimed , shall bo soon Henri II. hats o felt , with a bordering of fur. These hats wl bo popular for skating and sleighing parties. Lace edged handkerchiefs nro for the prcs ont on the "retired list" lu Fanhlondom , consequently sequontly much reduced in prico. As thla I but momentary wo advisoourroidoratosocur a duchess , point or valonclonneu lace ham kerchief at the present low and hitherto in hoard of prlco. Now necklaces for ovoulng wear nro of I''lor ' online and clolsonoo beads , some of which an incnistod with tiny silver stars or studdei with mock gems , which glitter llko real jo wo ! iu the gaslight. Itomau pearls also woru neve moro In fashion than at the present , wor twisted about the nock in triple rows. Plaids and stripes will still bo worn forhac drosses. Many persons consider thorn iiiuc moro useful than plain matorlal. The larg chocks ara Hometlmes traversed by gay-coloroi silk or woolen threads , giving a varlogaled o foot that is extremely pretty , All these iilali and stripbi ) and chocks are accompanied wit plain goods in the predominating simile of th figurud fabric. A now ornament for full dress Is n mu fichu , with a rosette bow of light or dark tail ribbon. J testing on this is a spray of rosoa o fern leaves In the now Pompadour lace Again , thcua vprays are placed on the duohoe lace collarettes , on the loft nlJo In front of th shoulder. Thcso ara really pretty novcltto not at all expensive when ono examines ntn noes the beautiful work in their formation , Iu new jackets for ont door woai-nro shown some very trim and jaunty shapes mndn o heavy Indian cloth In olive , maroon , myrtl green , liunrnndyrod , nnd seal brown , trimmoi with bauds of Astrakhan a deeper shade Very heavy woolen Jonoy * are also oxlub itod trimmed with fur or feather bands , tl fronts decorated with silk cords arrayed Hus ear fuahlou Reruns the Ijiist. The ribs of th stockinettegoods are coarser than was fo inorly the case , and It is quite admissible t wear woolen ; Jerseys of this description in th streets without any additional cuvoriiif although on govern days , a fur polorlno cer talnly lookiiuioro sensible and comfortable. "I would rather haul sixty men , " said care-worn hill conductor punching n ticket "than ton of those fair savages arrayed tu th skins of wild oeasts. Just poop In at tha menagerie. See how fiercely they look nt on another and at me , I nm afraid when I ono the front door to collect a platfoim faro tlm they will blto or scratch mo. All tlghj madum ; all richtl I will stop at Fifth utroo when wo get there ; It is nlno squares dow there yet. Yea , yes , iimdam ; I know yo told mo half a dozen tluieu to stop at Fourt street , and I'll not forgot If I have tu wrlto I down. Yes. sir. I am growing gray on thl line fast ; but we have orders to bo polite to the Indies under all circumstance * . I though sol That fat , old lady has dropped a plu i the straw , and I suppose I will have to go I and find it for her. Blaukl Dash ! GUI * ! 1 * J * - * Jtlp ! " There are so many beautiful fancies for th uuck that oue wondurn where to p-jmmeiico Velvet , an iu every other part of the drenti , I conspicuous in ueckgoar. A velvet uu iiic wide , from any color , black to "white , Is wor around the nock over the narrow cloeo neck band of dress ; this may have a ruche luilde , o the ruche iuiide'the nock of ilre&t ; the velre 1 covered with lace , cither real or Pompadour A wide lace is gathered uutlldently to lay Ha on the shoulders , then basted uuder the fowe edge of the ribbon ; In front the ribbon form several loojor , mingled with the lace ln fin ) > IaUiiiK , Another style has the ribbon clou lag u Jlttlo tu the left with a notched end through a Jlhlue jwbWo buckle ; theu there may be n cascade of the lacORud ribbon to th waist-lino. Another stylets formed as above , nd two or three rows of the velvft ribbon are carried to the waist-lino with folds of ellk mull and lace mingled with them. At the mint theVo are noveral loops and ends of the olvot , with a plaited fan of the mull lace dged. CONNUBIALITIES. The aged father of the late Loon Gambotta in * just married his cook , aged ir . At a Hannibal , Mo. , wedding the bridal narch was played on a harmonica , and the irldoworo a calico dross in the Mother Hub- > ard stylo. There xvoro 0 023 marriages In Chicago In 88.'l , about 2,000 moro than the preceding oar. The total number of divorces Is yet to jo reported. A young married couple were found fast sleep In their chairs when the janitor wont .round to turn off the gas , after a concert in * iow Lisbon , O. A PHtsburg man who was once engaged to tary Anderson hns just married another ndy. Ho hat almost entirely recovered from ils affairs with Mary , although ho still suffers times with chilblains. Peter Algernon Brown is the full name of ho son of the late Scotch gllllo. A beautiful Cleveland young lady has consented to marry iltn , and wo may shortly expect cards to the ifloct : "Mr. anil Mrs. P. Algernon Browne. " Allco Kamlall , of Grcensburg , Ind. , dUro arded her father's advlco and eloped with n roung man who had neither money nor char- ictor. It took her ono week to find out that ho old gentleman was tight , and she is at "loino again , The lady to whom Mr. Oscar Wilde Is on rosed to bo married Is Miss Constance Lloyd laughter of the late Horace Lloyd , ( j. C. There is utterly no foundation for the rumor that ho Is about to bo raised to the peerage under the tltlo of Baron Sunflower. Kngllah society journals have discovered in a workman on thn Illinois railway the son of Prlnco Salm-Sahn , who fled his country in consequence nf an affair of the heart. It ap pears that another member of the faintly under similar circumstances displayed moro sonso. Count Manfred Salm-Snlm , having fallen In Invo with a shoemaker's daughter , married her , and set up as n grocer In a Ger man watering-place , where ho has achieved n Fortune and purchased an estate. The following hns been posted at St. Uoorgo's , Hanover Square , London : "It is earnestly requested that all parsons will reTrain - Train from talking In the church before and after , as well as during the marrlogo services , and that they will behave n.iln the house of God. " St. George's Is the fash ionable church for marriages , and at ono time the clerk's fees amounted from $10,000 to 515,000 a year. The present Earl of Devon's grandmother hold the ofllcoand , of courso.np [ minted a deputy to do the work. "My dear madam , " said Widower Jones to the blushing , blooming Widow W. , who hail recently buried her elderly bettor half , " always thought that a yo'ing woman llko you left alone in the world , with no incumbrances , would seek the solace of another husband lm < mediately ; 'it Is the usual way , you know. ' "I could not think of tt , immediately , " re plied the lovely vision in becoming black anil whlto , "that would bo too seon. 1 liavo made up my mind to watt the proper time nud then " ' 'You need not wait another second , " re sponded the ardent wooer , "take mo now.1' The cards are out. AVhy I Do Not Spcnk. You ask mo why I do not speak. What would you have mo say ? Must I disclose the secret woes That o'er my heart-strings play V Toll all the nuKtilsh I have felt , The tears that I have shod , The joy that once filled all my breast That from Its place has Hod ? I'll toll tlieo why I do not speak , And why I smile no moro ; And why with troubled look nnd brow I pace along the lloor : It is because when at my meal Too full I crammed my craw ; The load nits heavy on mo now My breath I scarce can draw. C. DENIKB. 1UOI/IGIOU9. Rev , Dr. John Hall say Now York need forty moro churches , The first English spiaking church at Now Ulm , Minnesota , was dedicated Docembe 11th. St. Paul's Episcopal church , Cincinnati , 1 to have a surpllco choir composed exclusive ! ; of boys , The Baptists have .17.160 churches In th United States , 2tiC45 ministers , anil 3,330,553 communicants. The Congregationallsts have now in th United States 3,030 churches , with a member ship of 387,019 , Unless Minnie Young , the organist of Chris church , Troy , is reinstated , the whole choir u fifty singers will leave also. There are ton Methodist Protestant church * In Plttsburg , Allegheny. Pa. , and suburbs , am the property owned and controlled by thee churches Is worth about (350,000. In 1873 there wore two Congregation * churches In Oakland , Cal. In the torritor then occupied by tliosa two churches thor are now eight Congregational churches , wit ! a membership of V-IOU. The appeal to the Lutheran churches o the Missouri synod in regard to the lifting o the debt on the now seminary at St. Loul was not made In vain. The jubtloo collection were so liberal that there remains only $3,000 to bo covered. The receipts of the Methodist Eplscopa church for homo and foreign missions for th year ending October 31.1KS3. were 8751,50'J an Increase of § 50,803. The Philadelphia conference alone raised $40,000 , the larges amount raised by any conference. The sum of $35,000 has boon subscribed for a now Presbyterian church to bo erected la Washington , D. C.- The new church will b called the Church of the Covenant. A lot has boon purchased , and the erection of the build Ing will ba beguu as soon as the sum of $50 , 000 has boon subscribed. Plymouth church. St. Paul , Minn. , the llov Dr. Dana , pastor , Ims sent out three colonlei during this year , and hopes , through this am other ways , to orgaulzo nud build three iw churches. The home church is larger thai over , and is now forced to consider the quos tlou of enlarging Its own edlfioo. The fifty-ninth convention of the Lutheran Synod of South Carolina , which recently mo at Bethlehem church , near Pomaria , iucludei fifty-five congregations , thirty-throo ministers and G,972 members. The synod , at IU organ ! zatloti In 182-1 , had ten ministers and twenty four churches ; now U hog , besides Its growing membership , two nourishing educational on torprlsos. The week of prayer begins with the firs Sunday In the year , January 0. and the son oral arrangement of topUo Is as follows ; Mou day Praise and thanksgiving. Tuesday Confession of sin , and prayer for cleaimni and renewal , Wednesday Prayers for faml lies and Instructors of youth , Thursday- Prayer for the church of Christ. Friday In terceaslon for the nations. Saturday Prayer for the nilsalouH at home and abroad. The movement In Germany for the hotter observance of Sunday Is assuming very con sldorablo proportions. Slnco the beginning o the year nearly two hundred centers of iiopu latlun have declared in favor of the closing o shoiia and the cessation of all work on Sunday In Berlin 12,000 tradesmen have potltlonet the government for the abolition of work uu Sunday. The Movement has been chief ! ] directed bv a number of Catholic priests , witt the approval of their bishops. .Honesty the IJcst Policy. In advertising a medicine it b host to bo honest ; deception will never do ; tha people won't stand It. Lot the truth be known tha Jliuilock lllootl Hitters euro scrofula , and ul eruptions of the skin. This medicine is soli everywhere by druggists. The four hundredth anniversary of thoblrtl of the great gwtsa reformer , Ulrlo Swinpll will be celebrated In Baltimore by a meeting at the Academy of Music , January I ) , 188-1 Itov. Dr. 1'hillp Schaff. of this city , fcas been Invited to deliver the chief addraa , and the muilo is to be furnished by the Ltederkrnnz aud an orchestra of tlxty pieces. llrowu's Ilronutilal Troches tor Coughs and Coldsi "Thero Ils nothing to bo compared with them. " Rtv , O. D , ' Sweet Sixteen' * * BtiRRCstlon. Choose n bravo young fellow , Let him gentle bo : Bo sure your heart Is mellow Before you yield the Vcy , Learn to IOTO him dearly , Devote yourself to him , Not for'dollars mnroly , But his heart to win. When you're won the treasure , Bo faithful , loving , true , Yield affection without measure , And ho will marry you , B. It. MUSICAI/ AND J > KAMA.TIC. Kato Costloton goes to Australia to play Top. " Kdward Arnott hai recovered , and Is now raveling with Kato Cluxton , I'aullno Marlchnm Is to emerge from retire- nent to tilay l < oul o In "The Two Orphans" n Now Haven , Conn , Fanny Davenport naya the receipts of the irst three WOOKH of "Fedora" at the Four- -oontli street theatre , amounted to $35,000 , tVt Atlanta , Ga. , loit week , Franklo Bungs alntod on the stage during the performance if "The Silver King , " and had to bo carried > ff the stage. Now York will have , at the Metropolitan Jporn-houso , Academy of Mimic and Madison Jquaro Garden , fifteen big dancing balls in > ho next two months. Mine. Sombrich hai made n very favorable mprcflilon on Huston audiences and critics. Vienna papers state that she will probably bo "icard in that ( ity next May. The onrthquako scene In "Clamllan , " the : iow play by Messrs. Willis nnd Herman , re cently produced In the Princess's theatre , London , IH s\id : tu present one of the most itriklng Illusions over witnessed upon the itogo. It will possibly do Miss Lott.i Crabtrcocon- ildornblo good to bo lilsaod by Londun nu- dloncos. The trouble with most American ictors and actrssacs Is that their success at ionic gives them the idea that they nro just .00 everlastingly sweet for any nso. The minstrel festival at Cincinnati was not gro.it SUCCOSR. Oil the opening night there were about 12,000 present , the hall being loss .han half full , Three hundred performers ivero counted upon the stage during the open- 'ng ' part. The Callcmler minstrels nro the most Important element in the company. The stage was well not , but sumo of the machinery 'ailed to work perfectly. The scenery ropro- icntod Routhcrn life in the old slave days , nud t wan new. The audience applauded , but not ai rapturously ai they would have done had the samu performance been given in one nf the theatres. There Is a fooling that such i festival ia out uf place in the imisic-hallbut , lmt It is calculated to belittle the nublo inusi- ; al nnd dramatic festivals which people have ournoyod half way across the continent to attend. The "funny business" excited little inert iment. What the ntullonco evidently wanted was to hear the negro melodies under such favorable circumstances , uml there was no disappointment in them. The voices of the principal singers were 'good , tha chorus strong and well trained , the orchestration the very best , nnd tha great hall heightened the effects that would have pleased anywhere , Ernestine Wojmor , the "queen of soubrots" mil "darling of Berlin and the Fatherland , " Is dead. Her most famous rola was that of the youno : hussar in "Our Youngest Lieu tenant , " aud with it a characteristic little story is connected. When she wont to I3orllu her theatre was crowded every night by the young men of the Hoyal Hussars , then quartered there , to see her in this play. And of course n\any of them sought her acquaintance , but in vain. She would not allow ono of them oven to bo Introduced to her. Hut after a few weeks she suddenly accepted the attentions of ono the youngest nud vainest coxcomb of them all. For a foruight she permitted him to bo almost constantly by her side , and of course with each day ho prow more vain of his own charms , which hail , as ho fondly fan- cieil , achieved fur him a signal triumph whore so many of his comrades had failed. But ho was lu a fool's paradise. One day oho bade him go to the theatre that o veiling to see her in a now role which she had beou studying over linco she had the extreme facility of mak ing his acquaintance. Ho wont ; ho Raw ; and ho collapsed. For in the pitiless glare of tno footlights ho saw himself ! Hia pet attitudes , grimaces , intonations , manners , style , con ceited nlrs , were caricatured with torturing fidelity , whllo his one-time envious rivals screamed with unhallowed glee at the discom fiture , nnd Ernestine Wognor's bright eyes gleamed with the maddest mischief that artr had illumined the Berlin stage. Have Changed. No moro beneath the careless heel Will squirm the orange skin ; No moro will the banana pool Causa men to swear llko sin. But In their stead an iron king Makes men walk on their ear AH at his foot in ra o they fling Themselves , supine with fear. Who is this monarch at whose feet Falls prostrate every lover Of walking through the snow and sleet ? It Is the coal-hole cover. BlNGUIjtVltlTIES. A wild black rabbit was recently capture ; by John Grayaon near Holla , Missouri. A Fnyotto county , Illinois , man is the possessor sossor of a sow. which bred thlrty-threo pigs in eleven months. The demand for the Ypsilanti , Michigan spring water being greater than the supply the company decided to bora a now well , am at a depth of 370 feet struck a largo gas vein that will supply gas for light and boat lu the building of the company , Mrs. llhoila Howard , who , Is now living nix miles southwest of the town of Owlngs vlllo , Bath county , Ky. , on State creek , if the report bo true , is probably tlio oldest woman in the world. She was born in Wllks county N , 0. , in December , 1707 , and is therefore 11G years old. The champion penman of the world is a Jew of Vienna , who writes -108 Hebrew letters on a grain of wheat , In order to furnish the emperor with satisfactory evidence of his ex traordinary skill , ho has written the Jewish prayer fur the Imperial family uu the narrow edge of an ordinary visiting card. Several years ago Charles Dodge , of Now Brunswick , N. J. , killed n horse through cruelty olty , and on the 1'Jtli ' nf December , tlio aunl versary ef tlio accident , Mr. Dudge is hauntoi by the uneasy ghost uf Ins dead horse , and for hours ho hoard the snorting of * the unlmal am the clatter of hoofd upon the cobblestones. A great quantity of human hair has beei recently exported to Franco and England from Ilusala ; and. the suspicions of the police authorities of the province of Pskov having boon aroused , a priest named Seraphln was i fornlrht ago arrested on a charge of fraud. II was then discovered that this man last year founded a religions sect , every member ol which on joining It had to sacrifice his or her hair as a symbol of obedience to the superior. Soraphln lias a brother , a fashionable hair dresser of St. Petordburtr , aud to this man the proist consigned the locks uf the faithful. Soraphin Is now In jail , the new sect of the ScraphlnovskI has mot with untimely extinc tion , and the shorn sheep are consoling them selves as best they may upon the money ob. tallied from a sale of the effects of their too ingenious pastor. A I/cnp-Yonr There never was a maid so gray But soiiio time , soon or late , She dyed her hair and tried to play Herself for twenty-eight. lilsmarck Tribune. The Koran says ; "God Is with tha patient. " After the doctor is called in , however , it often happens that the patient is ulth ht God. Hartford Post : A new religious soot has arisen In Ei land which worships Mother J.yo , The daughters of Eve are worshiped by * ' all sects. A youuff child WM taken to church In Quebec , Canada , on Thursday and baptized. and when tha parents and friends returned home the child was found dead In iU wrapi. One Uriah Wales , of Coaltou , Pa. , did not peak to hlit wifu for ton vears , twcauso she relined - lined to ba converted. Soma Christians have very queer ideas of Christianity. Newborn , Tenn. , haa a law that tinges a nne of not less than $25 o ? jnoro than ? 50on . . . . . . . & * . - . , ny person who goes Into a saloon Sunday. The citizens think it Is a very unjust law that in pels a man to enter n saloon Saturday night and remains there until Muuday morning , ednome frnm church last Sunday morning. 'Too long , brother , too long , " replied the rank deacon ) "I bollevo In having every- hing short. " "Yos , I've noticed that in rour weights , deacon , " said the sarcastic par. on. Christian endeavor : Visitor from the city 'Ynu have a delightful i > l co hour , and n ovely little church. You must bo perfectly i.ippy. " Country clergyman "Ah , but you don't know how hard it is to make both ends . " Visitor "Hut moot on my moagro stipend. yon have extras , don't yon ? Weddings and christenings " Clergyman-"Of oourso.thoro are n few. But. do what I will , I cannot count upon inoro than four funerals a week. " It Is to bo regretted that the suit bronchi against the llov. George B. Cutter , of Ho. iron Congregational church , of Now Haven , 2onn. , by.T. B. Flllmoro , ono o his parish , oners , has boon compromised. Fillmore hod married four wives tandem , and was de nounced by his pastor as n polygamlst. A rroat question remains unsettled , namely : whether marrying n succession of wives , with a proper mourning period between each fca- tivily , sinks a man tu the level uf a Mormon saint. saint.A A man on the care having several thousand lollarn in greenbacks in his possession , and earing to go to sleep slttlngln his Boat , on no- : uunt of seeing some suspicious individuals in iis neighborhood , slyly slipped his money into , ho Bible belonging to the train , and the fol- owing morning woke ut > to lind his capital rene nnd to learn that tno men who slept with .heir cash in their pockets hadn't lost n cent. This fnblo teaches ua that , while it Is a good .hlng to bo just sharp enough , it Is very dan gerous to bo too sharp. Gootl Night , A Lin Mode. To him : Good night ! ( Aslilo ) And yet ho does not go ; What can it bo that keeps him so ? Even the nwlshavo gene tu bod. ( That's the tenth guod night ho's Bold ! ) He's very nice and very slow ; Ho talks as if ho didn't know How dreadful tired a girl can grow. I cannot hint ; it's too ill-bred. ( To him : ) Good-night ! Aside : Why cam if people think this beau Is hold here by my chnrms , although To BOO him move if brother Fred Should at the window show his head , Might change their minds ( Tu him : ) What ! Gning ? Oh ! Guod-night ! [ Karl M. Sherman in Life. PEITISRJUNT DUOPS. A Peoria merchant gives away a box of corn salvo with each pair of shoes ho sells , Wo have only collected 1.700 calendars for 1884 so far , but this week wo expect to save every ono. Forepaugh has also obtained a white ele phant. No moro mud-colored elephants for , hin country. This country is getting hard up for centen nial celebrations. Wo nro scarcely a now country any more. A happy Dayton man , with a growing fam ily , boasts that every year he "turns a now leaf , " into his dining-room extension table. The Old Werld can offer the United States tow attractions. Wo have now out in Colorado rado better avalanches than the best Swiss article. The comet of 1812 hasn't got any tall. It was probaby shot oil during the war of that year. This doesn't sneak very well fur the cuurago of the comet , though. A Mississippi widow has recently received 812,000 from the lodges of which her husband was a member. Cut this out and paste it on your nose when you coino homo very lato. In Bermuda the gay native now indulges in ripe strawberries. Hero wo amuse ourselves with tno ripe Manitoba blizzard , which coinos to ns without the trouble of plucking it or sending for it. The Boston Traveller soys that a man who was sent to prison fur having two wives ex cused himself by saying that when ho had ono she fought him , but when ho had two they fought each other. It ia very exasperating to break yourtepth on boarding house piecrust and then find nothing but vacancy within. [ Boston Trans cript. If your teeth are vacant you should have them filled. Professor Hitchcock says that a "study of the crystalline rocks on the Atlantic slope in dicatss the presence of ovoidal areas of Lau rentiau gneisses. " Exuctly ! And when you eeo a young man aud u ynung maiden under the same umbrella un the beach , that's what they're looking for , and they usually have a very gneiss time. you hove ever issued. " "Your kind words arc too late , " the editor responded , "for witt Uio last issue I suspended the publication ol The Horn. " "Yea , I know , " rejoined the friend , "and that's why I thought the last issue waa the best. " [ Arkansaw Traveller. Croup Is prevailing to an alarming extent at Columbus. Ohio , this winter , and there is little hope of its abating , since the only reme dy Is a constant rubbing of the nose and chesl with Standard oil. Goose greauo used to be the specific , but when there Is senatorial ma laria in the air , Standard oil is the only kiiu nf grease that will accomplish the desired results. The more the patient gets uf it , the more ho hankers after. [ Chichgo News , An Army ol' Ei lit Hundred. MT. VKIINON , Mn. Richard Cromwell , Esq. , President Sit. Vernpii Co. employ ing eight hundred hands in cotton mills , heartily endorses St. Jacobs Oil , the great pain-cure. Next year , in ivJditlun to the usual mid summer season of French plays at the Gay- uty , London will have an autumn and winter season of the best Parisian performances. The lioyalty theatra has boon secured by Mr. M. li. Mayor aud Mr.- John Hollingshesd from October , 1884 , tu March , 1835. inclusive. \Viutt of Faith. If Schrotor ct Bocht.tho druggists.do not sue coed it is not for the want of faith. They have such faith in Dr. Busanku's Cough and Lung syrup as a roinady for Colds , Consumption , and hungnlfcctioiiH.tlmt they will give a bottle free t * each and every one whu is in need of a medicine of this kind The following Interesting advertisement np peart ) in a London paper : ' 'Mrs. and Miss May have loft-off clothing of every Joscrip tiun. " These ladles are probably intending to come over to Now York and go into fash lonablo society , aud are now in training. [ Boston Globe. Horrilord'n Acid 1'liosplintc , Uncqualed , Dr. R. M. 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OMAHA , NE1) . M. HELLMAN & CO , . . Wholesale Clothiers 1301 AND 1303 FARNAM STREE7 COR. 13TH , OMAHA , . 2 NEBRASK Anheuser-Busch CELEBRATED and Bottled Beer This Excellent Beer speaks fcr itself. ORDERS FROM ANY PART OF THH STATE OR THE ENTIRE WEST , Promptly Shipped. ALL OUR GOODS ARE MADE TO THE STANDARD ; Of F. SGHLIEF , Avenue"F. Solo Agent for Omaha and the West. Cor. 9th Street and Capitol Avenue" BURLINGTON HOUTE" ( Chicago , Burlington & Qulncy Railroad. ) GOING EAST AND WEST. GOING NORTH AND SOUTH. Elegant Day Coachea , Parlor Cars , with Reclln- Solid Trains of Elegant Par Coaches and Pol ing Chairs ( seats free ) , Smoldnc Cars , with Revolving - man Palaca Sleeping Cars are run dally to an volving Chairs , Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars and from St. Louis , via Hannibal , Qulncy , Kooku the famous C. n. & Q. Dining Cars run daily to and Burlington. 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LftNGE & FOITIOK , 318-320 8.13th St. , near Farnam , Manufactured by the Michigan stove Oo , , Detroit and Chicago. H. PHILLIPS II ,11 { Merchant Tailor , ! ' , I' 1804 Farnam St. , Next Door to WabaaU Ticket Office. ; * ARoqueiti an examination of h ! < fine rtock ol WOOLENS. A specialty mad FINE SUITS A * D OVKUCOATS. AUo a lull line of uiulntss BuItlcB * and TrowBerlngi ; All carmcnt to be m > de In the latest styles nd with the U t trimmlni ; * . fiAf.i. AKnnii. . i b lBli DEALER IN LumberSasli. Doors , BlindsBuilding Paper LIME , CEMEN1 , HAIR , ETC. Office and Yrd , 0)r. 13th and CaliforuiaStreeU. OMAHA , NEB
