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OMAHA DAILY BEE. MONDAY. J VtJAUY ; ! ( ) , 188 ; \ TLJLJL ? DAILY ± BEE. OMAHA PUULI8HINQ CO. , PROPRIETORS. 010 Fiirnhnm , bet , nth nnd 10th Streeti. TGIIMS Or SfW'U'Illl'TION. no copy 1 yc.irln fti1 anr > cv > < talil | ) t months ' . E.0i month " " - 3.00 RAILWAY TIME TAULB. tlMR CARD rtllCAOO , ft. PAVL , MINNKAfDLla < M > OMAIIt IHltnoAP. Lwt OniAlm I'ftgsoiiKcr No. S , SMa : , m , Ac- comuiod.itJon No. 4 , 1:0 ( p. m Arrl < p OmMm Vawcncct So. 1,5:10 : p. m. Accommodation No , 8 , WM a. in. LIAVISO OMAHA IIBT OR 80CT11 KOOND. C. , E It 0 , 7:40 : A. m. 3:40 : p. m , C. & N. W. , 7:40 : . m. 8 : 0 p. m. C. , W. I. & p. , 7:40 : a. m. 3:40 : p. m. K. 0. , St. J. & 0. 3. , leaves at 8 B. m. and 0:80 : p. iu. AtrhcSftt St. Louis at 0:30 : a. in. and C:62 : P'w ! ! 81.1. . & P. , Ie vp < t8 i > . n. anil 3:40 : p. D. Arrives ft St. Louli at 0:10 : a. m , and 7CO m wiur on aotmiwiisTs.1 B , < t 11. In Nob. , Thioiuh K prc , filtC . 01. 11. & H. Lincoln Kxprcot 8:20 p. m. 0 P. Overland r.x\iro3.i , 15:16 : p. in. 0. & K. V. for Iliuoln , 11J5 a. in. O. A 11. V. for CHceola , 0:40 : a , ni , U. I' , lrflr'ht No. 6 , 6:80 : a. Iu. U. I' , fttlvht Nn. 9 , 8iO : a. in. V. V. freight No. 13JfH : ) p. m. U. I' , freight No , 7 , 0:10 : p. m. crnlcran' , . . .I' . Diiux-iT cxprct" , 7 y * > p. iu. U. P. frelrhf Nn II , 11-bO p. iu. U. I1. Dciiur lrthjhtb:25 : p. n. . AlklVLSb-CKOM < A r A.ND Mill ) , C. U , it V tivO : u. ic. 7:20 : p m. t A N. W , 9:15 : n. m. 7:25 : p. re. C. II. t.&l'.Pl6 : n. iu. 0:05 : p. m. K. 0. , St. Joe fcf B , 7:10 a. m. :46p. FXOM 1111 O. ft H. V. from Lincoln 1.03 v > m. U. I1 , Pacific IAJIVVVS 3:25 : p. in. B ft M , In Neb. , Through Express 4:15 : p in. B. ft II. Lincoln Kxprtw 9:40 : a m. .t n. P. Denver express , 7:3h : a. in. n. P. Frolzht fo. 14 2DO : p. m. u. P. Vo. R6:20 : a. m. .Emlfrnnt. | U.'P. freight No. 14 , 12:16 : p. fn. U. P. So. a:00 : p. in. U. P. S'o. l-l:45 : ft. in. U. P. Domor ( night , 1:10 n. ru. O. A U. V , mlkLxl , ar. 1:15 : p. > . titlMMf TRAINS BUrWKKS OMAUA ASU H-nit mms. LCAVO Omaha ut 3:00 : , 0:00 : , 10:00 : and llPo : m. ; 1:0 2:00 : , 3.CO , 4.00 mid 6:00 : p. m. LcaicConncl. Ulutl * at 8:25 : , :26. : 10:25 : MiJ 1Z6 : a. m.j i:25 : , 2'fll , 3:25 : , 4-5 : and 6:25 : p. in. 8un4afliu ilumruy 1evea Omaha at H.W > and 11:00 a. m. ; 2:00 : , 4:00 : and 6ix : ) p. m. Lenv M Oounill IHuHs at l > :15 : and 11:25 : a. m. ; 2:26 : , 4:25 : nd 6:2t : , p. m. ThrouKh ami local pansciieer trains bct c n 0 moha and Conn II lllulfs. l.e.iv e Omaha 0:16 : 7:46 , 8:60 : a.m. ; 3:40 , 6 : ! i , 00 p. in. ArrAo Omaha 7:10,11:35 : , 11:45 : ft. ui. ; 6:40 : , 7:05 : , 7:1B : , :40 p. ui. Opening nnn Closing of Mf ll . HnvrK. OPUS. . in. p. in. a. m. p. Di Chicago AN. W. .11.00 9.00 6:30 : " - " Chlcat-o . , H I. .V Pi.i-111. n:00 : 9:00 : 6-30 S:10 : - , H. X < } . .11:00 D.co ftrsn 2'AO 12-30 5SO : Bloiu. City nml llu'iilc 8.00 6.30 2MO Union Pncillo 4:00 : 11:40 : Omaha&H. V 1:00 : 11:40 : B. AM. in Noli 1:00 S:10 Omaha & Sioux Cit ) . . . . i > :00 : 7:30 : B. A M. Lincoln 10.30 D. P. Lincoln , Suiidu ) . . . 1:30 : 11:00 : U. P. Dcmcr l > u 0:00 : 6:30 O. , Sioux City i St. I'.11:00 - : * Local mails lor Htatu ot luua lra\u but cncf day , vie : G:0a : , m. Otflco oixsn Sundajs from 12 m. to 1 p. m. THOS. I' HALL P M. Business Directory. Abstract and Real tmte. JOHN L. MfCAOUK , ojposlte I'ost OOlce. W. K. BARTLETT 317 South 13th Street. Architect ! . DDTRENK & MKNDBLS80HN. ARCUITECT8 Room U Creitrlitoa Block. A. T. LAKOE Jr. , lloom 2. Ciflitliton Block Oooti and Shoe * . JAMKS DuVlNK & CO. . HIM Boow and hhc-os. A ( rood assortment ot borne work ou baud , corner 12th and Harnev. TBOS. EKICKSON , a E. cor. Kith and Douslaa. JOHN FOUTUNATUS , 606 10th street , manufactures to order k'Ood work at fair prices. KcrialrlDg clone. Bed Spring * . J. F. LAUUIMKll Manufacturer. 1617 Doru-lnai-t. BooU , New * and Stationery. i. I. FKUKllAlIF 101S Faniliam Street. Gutter and Egg * . MoanANK & SCHROEDKR , the oldest B. and B. berate In Nebraska established 1B75 Omaha. CENTRAL REHTAUItAST , MRS. A. F.TAN , KOihwest comer lOUnnd Dodtc. Heat Board for the Money. Satisfaction Guaranteed , Heals at all Home. Board by Uie Day , Week or Month. Good Terms for Caeh. Fnrulrhud Knnmn Supplied. ( Jan-laces anrt Ro.ia Waxen * . WM BNYDEll , llth and Harnoy Street * . Clothing Oought. J. HA HIU i will ray blghestCosh prlcti for uccond oaud cJothuir. Corner 10th and Karnham. Jo we en. JOHN BAUMKH 1314 Faniham Strttt. Junk. H. BEimiOLI ) . Ilajre and Metal. Lumbar , Lime and Coment. FOSTKU & QK.iY corner (1th and Douglas Sts. Lamp * and Ulaiiware. J. BONNEK 1809 Douglas St. Good Variety. Merchant Tailor * . O. A LINDQUE3T , One of our moat fcpuUr llcrchant Tallort Is re ceiving the Utcst dcslpns for Spring and Hiirami t Goods for Kentleuienr8 wear. Stylluli. durable , ad prices low &g c\er 21513th bet. Douir.&rini. Millinery. MU8. 0. A. ( UKGEK , Wholesale and HcUII , Fan. cy Oooda In great \aricty , ifcnhyn , Card Board/ ) , Iloirierr , Gloves , Corneta , Ac. Cheapest Houno In the West. Purchasers oa > e SO per cent. Order bv Uall. 116 Fifteenth Street. foundry , JOHN WEARNK & SONS , cor. Hth & JockoonsU Mour and Feed , OMAHA CITY MILLS , Hth and Farnbaui SU , Welahaiie Uios. , proprietsrs. Urocur * . t BTEVKNH , ilst Lctuceu Cumlnk- and I f T. A. JlcailANK , Corn. 23d and Cumin ? Utrecto. Hardwaie , Iron and Steel , OLAN & LAKOWORTHr , Wholesale , 110 am' 112 16th strict A. HOLMEa corner IQtb nJ CJalltornU Harneik. Saodloi , ike. B. WKI8T 20 18th HI. b t Parn- lUrney. " Hotel * , ANFIELD HOUSE , Goo. CanOeld.Mh b Farnhmi DOUAN HOUSE , F I ! . Gary , 918 Fynham Ht. SLAVEY'S HOTEL , F. Slaren , 10th St. Bouthern Hotel GUI. Hamcl 6th &Le rtnwortb Drug * , Paint * and UN * . KUHN k CO. Pbarmactot * . Fine "auc Uoods , Cor , Itin t > nd Don li ttreeta W , J. WHITFilOUPEVboleeale & Retail , Uth St. 0. FIELI > , 80i2 Worth Side Cumin ? Strret , PARK , DrueifUt , lOtb and Hoirard Streets. OentliU. x DR. PAUL , Williams' Clock Cor. Uth k Dodge. Dry Good * Notion * , Etc. JOHN II. r. iEtlMANN & CO. , Hew York Dry Goods Store. 1S10 and JB1S Fani. him itrut I. 0. Knew old l o boot ; and ehoes Tth A Pacini- . furulture. A F. GROSS , Kew and Slcond Hand Furnlturo od Siorvi , 1114 Dcoila * . Ill.'bcit cash price aid for ftucond bil/J goooi. BONNEK 180 D3MU St. Fine izoodi , fcc. f f rc Work * . OV/IA ! fENCKCO , OUST , f IUK3 * CO msHaraeySt , d Ice Boxw , her and Wood leneet , Office aUlUBje , CouDtlll Itae uul Walnut Tobacco. WEST & rmTSMKKnmiur ! < t < lrcMOt Clgar\ , nd WhoWlc I ) x1cm n TobKCco , 1SOJ I > ouitl\s. V. r. I < lHRX7F.JMnanuf ti trr UinFarnhiud Florid. A. I > nichii , phiitf , nit ( lower * , dccils , ooqnct * tc. N. W. cor. Ifith itn.l loui-lft etreot . Civil Engineer * nnd Surveyor * . ANDIUW HOSI'.WATKH , Crolchton BKxV , Town Siir\o } , Or deMidScner co Hj ttm § a R | < ocln1t > . _ _ Uommlulon Merchant * , JOHN 0. WIL L1S.U11 DoJse Street. D II UKKMF.Il. For iletalln c * Uritca < l > DrtlM. mcnt In Dally and Cornice Work * . WwU'tn Cornice Works , SUnufacturer * Iron Corntfc , Tin , Iron and Slate Kooning. Orders Irom any locality promptly vvwutcd In the l > eet ra nIlcr. Factory and Ofticc 1215 llnrnej St. 0. SL'KCIIT , 1'roprtctor. ( lahanlrpil Iron Comlcca , Window O\p , etc. , ounutacturcd anil put up In any | urt of the country. T. S1NIIOL1) 41B Tlilrtccntli rtroet Crockery , J. UONNEIt 1WJ Dniulaa > tirct. Oood line , CiothlnR nnd l-'urnlshlng Ooodt. HBO. H. 1'CTKIISON. AlBO 1UU , Cnjx , Boots , Shoe * , Notion * and Cutlorb _ _ < M 8. 10th jtroct. _ _ MotrlgerAlon , Canlleld' * Patent. U. 1" . C100DMAN llth St. lx > t. Farn. & Hatnuy. QhowCate Manufactory. 0. \V1LDB , Manufacturer and Dealer In all kinds ot Show i Vkcs , Uptlsht Ciwcs , A 1317 Casa St. FRANK I. . OKHHAIU ) , proprktor Omaha SliOM UnoiMuanulactcr ) , SIS South ICUi street , tutftwir. Lravciiworth ntid Mircy All K001' ' Miirtnt d iirHt.c.lam. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Pawnbroker * . Hf > sKVFr.L11. 10th St. . net iT-it A lUr Utovcaana inware. A. DUKUKSTnil , Duller .n Stoics anil Tinware , and Manutncturoi of Tin Kiel. ) and nil l.lnda ot Bulldlni ; Work , Odd FtJIott 9' Block. J. UON.VKH. 1303 DouKlo.1 St. Oood and Cheap. , deeds. J. F.VAXb , Wholesale ami HottU Sce.l Drills ami CnltUstors , Odd Kellons Hal ! . Physicians an t Surgcont. \V. S. r.IBlS ; , II. . , U om No I , CiolRhton Illook , IBth Street. P. S. LKISr-NUlNO , rt. D. Masonic Block. C. L. 11AKT , M. 1) . , Kyr and Ear , cpii. postofflte UK. L. B flllADDV. O > nli-t Mid Auriat S. W 16th and Farnham Stn Photograpnen. OKO. IIEVN. I'ROP. tlrand Central Oallen' , 21'J Sixteenth Street. nrar SlnMMc Hall. Flr-jt-cl.'uis Work and Prompt- Plumbing , Ga * anil Ktoam Fitting. I1. W. TAHI'V & CO. . 21U 12th St. , hot. Fnrnham and DoiiKlas. Worn prumptly attended to. . U09 lQUL-li\s btrrct. HI > aper iKNUY A KtiSTKIlS. HI Ooili-c Street. Shoebcoret. Phillip LAIH : . JJ20 Kixrnnam St. bet. 13th ii Htb. Second Hand Store. PERKINS & LKAR , H16 Donirlw St. . New and fcuoml Hand Furniture , UOUBO Furnishing Goods , tin. , bought and mid on nnrruw nmrt'lns. baloont. HENRY KAUFMANN , In Inu niw tirick block on Doutlvt Rtraet , bu Just opened a most elc ant'Iicui Hall. Hot Lunch from 10 to 12 every day. " Caledonia " J FALCONER 079 l th Street. Undertaker * . CHAS. DIEWB , 101'J Fauiham del. 10th & lltd. 00 Cent Storea , P C. IIACKUB. 1206 Farnham SI. . Fkncv Qoodr TRUTH ATTESTED. Soxaolmportont ! > taiomoj ts of Wo Known People "Wbollj VorlQed. In order that the public may fullj realise the enulntnet < 8 nf the -taloiiii-ut" , AS Hell a ? the poucrand valuu of the artklc of which they speak , \\o publish hcro\\ltli the fac > 8imilu Bltna * turca of parties u hose sincerity It be\on < l tjues- tion. The Truth of thet > c t'sUmonlnla is abpo- lute , nor can the fncti they niinoiinee bo lg- norixl. OMAHA , JJm. , Mnv'JJ , 1SS1. II. H. WAIIM-H.&CU. : n AR Sin : I hare frequently used Warner's Sato Klilnu ) aud Liver Cure for local affections attendant upon nc\cre rhciniiatio attacks , and hat u .il ays dcrhed licncflt therefrom. 1 haxo alpo used the Safe Nervine lth satisfactory TO- eult * . I ( .flnsidir tlic c luedklnea tsorthy of contjilt ce. Deputy Treasurer OMAHA , NRU , Mny 24 , lebl H. ' . WAHMLII & Co. , lloclii-stcr , N. Y. : ORMB : I ha\u used juur Snfu Kidney and M\i.r Cure thit eprin ; , ' as a i\crin\ixorator , nnd 1 flinl i the beat remedy I e\cr trioil. I 1m t used 4 liottlrs , a'd It ban made me feel better thin ever 1 illd 1'et'orr ' in the V. V. It. Shops. NKB ' Mn > ' 2I' I8" ' H. It , WAK.NKR & .Co : HIRR : Kor more than 15 y am I hutosufluod much In ouicniincc from combined Kidney and Iher il ! e.iBLS ( Hiul ha > o been unibluto work , my iirin j or in al o liulnif affected I tried a great h'any ini'dkincB and doctors , but I grc\v erse and morieday by day. I was told I had Urlaht'H Disease , and 1 wished m.Uclf dead If I coiihl not Imvu ] icil ) relief , I took jour Safe ICIdnc\ and I.lUT cure , knnulnR nothlni ; clue wanr\er known to mruthn dlHeano. and I ha\ not been ilisappointcd. Tlu niedkinu has cured mo , nml lam pirfeuly uell to-day , cntln-ly through jour Sa'o ' Kidney ami LherCuro 1 wWijouall Biifo ssln publishing this valuable rcmuiiy throuifh ( he world. L' . 1' . It. U. Shops. i > l dpiallj t ron ; cnaorbcmcnU many of thorn In easevhcru h pc was aban- dnniil have bien voluntarily K' ' 'Mshowing the runaiililuK ! | ti.r of WarncrV ' < afe Hldney and Llur Ourc , In .ill < i fcM8e > ol I In Utdncjs. Ihtr < ! ' II any cv bo r ui this trouble rLii' < "iil > nr the reat Gentle Women Who want glossy , luxuriant anil wavy tresses of abundant , bountiful Hair niusfc nso LYON'8 KATIIAIRON. TLis decant , cheap article always makes the Hair ptrow freely and last , keeps it from falling ont , arrests and cures grayness - ness , removes dandruff and itching , makes the Ilair strong , giving it a curling tendency and keepkig it in tiny desired position. Beau tiful , healthy Hair is the sure result of using Kuthukoa. FRESCOED CHEEKS. The Profits of Painting Bruisi-d Humnnitj- . The Looks nml the Lives of Our LimU- Inp Citizens Imuorlloil by KorooUnis ruriiltuvo. S. I'hronlilc. A S.ui Francisco sign-painter , who dot's n'lar u business in disguising blnck oycs , sailed for Eurojio ycstor- d.\y , the prolits of tlio liiilidny tnulo liuvinK justiliod him in taking aiiloas- nro trip across the Atlantic. Holoro leaving the city the prosperous p\int- : ur imparted to n Clminiclo reporter soinu of thu suerota of the roiuuiioni- tivc tradoin eye deoovatiofi. "Nothing in my busintss pays so well , " said the painter. "If yon got a good run of trndo and establish a ro- hablo business you uro fixed , ly charge. f'ir painting u blaek eye is S2.00 , and 1 generally have topainl it four or live times buforo it geta well to do without freezing. " " \Vhatdoyouincan by eslablish- init-n reliable trade' " naked the re porter. ' 'You don't mean to say that yon hnvo steady cu tomcra/ / " " \Vliy , to be sure I have , and plen ty of thoin , Somu of them are lirst- class mini and woiiiun , too. I've got a whole lot of eustonu'ra that \I can count ou ncodini ; my auivicoa tliroo or four times n year. Some of thorn are ijiiito regular in tlieir attendance. There's u Kcniny street doctor that is iood for S10 a month , at lo.ist. I've got a whole raft of lawyers who want to bo painted nearly every week of their lives , but there's \ory litllo inouoy in them. They giftiorally try to make it up to mo by Bonding around battered clients that want to bo patched up , und then como in and ask fora commission on the job. DAMAdlll ) FACES IN COl'lir. "Sometimes they send mo around a fellow that is suing for damages and wants to have a black Vyo and three or four big bruises painted on him. Chinamen are very fond of that kind of business. They want a big dab of asphaltum paint under thotr eyes and a quart of vprmillion spilled in their hair Then they stick a yard of plast er on themselves and rush down aud not out a warrant for assault to mur der for aomo fjno that throw a tomato at them. ' OHO police court shyster brought mo three Chinamen last week that had been kicked out by their white employers for stealing. There wasn't a mark on the follows that they dare show when they came tome mo , but after I'd got through witli them , they looked as if they'd ' goiio up with the I'inolo powder explosion and had ju t struck ground again. I understand that when their employers caught Biuht of thorn , they compro mised by paying each of them three months waL'es and giving the shyster u now suit of clothes and an order for it month's ' board at u two-bit restaurant for keeping the cases out of the po lice court. " TlllIATIXC ! DKAI ) IIIUTH. "What do you do when customers won't pay1 ? asked the reporter. "Oh , I ve not a patent on treating that kind of customers. If its a dead sure proposition that they are going to beat me , and I can't got a cent , I paint them up circus style and turn them out on the street without letting them look in a mirror. After they go about a block and find everybody looking at them , as if they had just escaped from a menagerie , they gen erally come back mi the dead run and pay up. There was u Deputy County Clerk who used to stand mo off regu larly until I painted his nose blue and his oyc-brows red and sent him out to give a free show. He was back in about two minutes , and caiiio up the stairs six steps at every jump , followed by about three hundred uxfcited citi zens and seven policemen. I had hard \sork to keep them from hauling him oil'TO the Commissioners of Luna cy. He was so badly scared that hu oll'ered me his warrant for his month's salary , but 1 only charged him .00 per cent more than ho owed mo. I nuvor knew but one follow that didn't weak en after being got up menagerie style. IJe stood mo oil' several times , so I made up my mind to give him a bone- lit , and the next time he came in with a pair of eyes hkotho bunghole of n tar barrel. I painted the stars and stripes on one of his jaws , put. the sunburst of Ireland on thu other , and streaked his Huso orange and green. I had great expectations of his makinga first-class sensation on the street , and kept the door open so that ho could come back ou the jump , but hu didn't. ' Late in the evening ho surprised me by sauntering in at the head of un ar- mj of small hoys. 'I'm very much obliged to you for your kindness , IWr. Smudge. ' ciijd he. I've just been up to ThaddciiB Klannigan , and got an engagement as the drum-major of tliu Ancient Order of lliburians. Couldn't you put a few- more streaks on my chin so that I can hire myself out evenings as a barber polu ? The cheek of the follow paralysed me. I neud hardly say that ho didn't belong on this'side of the bay. He in an Oakland politician. U.NItl'JA . llltlr-A-MKlr. "All of your customers are men , 1 suppose ? " remarked the reporter. "By no moans , Tlio muj irity of them are women. " "Not respectable women ? " "Yes , sir. Highly respectable , an tlio world goes. Accidents.you know , will happen , in the best regulated families , and the feminine weakness for black eyes muit bo gratified in some way , if my information is cor- root. It's always either apioeo-of stove wood that jumps up and hits the unfortunate ladies , or a piece of brie- a brae tha # drops down and caroms on theirlovelyeyebrow. Pool-things ! It's aHtoniiij-ing what dungura ( hey in cur iu performing their hoiiBohohl du ties. It's astonishing that the Legis lature or the Hoard of Supervisor * doesn't do tomothing to suppress the luarrolsome disposition of steve wood and brio u-brac. There's a collection of old plates and miit'n in a hoime on Van Ness avenue that I'd back for 5UOOO to whip Ruddy Uyan , or any other pmo lighter in the country. Last year this collection laid the mis tress of the house up in bed folir times. One day when she wis dust ing oh" an old blue soup phitoit jump ed oil1 the Hholf and gave her such a whack in the left eye that I had to go out six times nnd paint it before the pew Indy was lit to bo seen ncims the stive * by her noti'hboi. ' . It took three weeks before she was able to stand eliHO iuopcctiou. Another time the poor lady was shifting a or.icked vnao , when tlm miier.iblo pieeo of oi-.n-kery- . ware hauled oil' and gave her sucl/a b.uig that both her oycs cio black for siweeks. . 1'vo got UMI tlier uu fortunate fouulo cmtomor HH ! is be- inir constantly attacked by her wood pile. If tho'novoinnuint only knew the pugnacious energy of that pile ot wood , they would buy it up at any price , and pond it out to li ht the liulinui. Not long ago she wont to * pilt a stick witliatuunll hatehet.wheii the piece of wood How at her , 1mm- meting her at frightly that it would take nearly a gallon of my bout paint to make her' look like herself. I've worn out about ton brushes trying to ellacc the cvidciics of the biutality of that woodpile , aud still the rulli\iily timber is as bad as over. I've left my foreman instructions to hue .in extra maiiif any furtheroutiagesof wmiilpilo arc reported. " uu : isn.rr.NcK or noiii.s. . "Have you noticed these inhuman aits uf briia brae and si > \e oed are allecled in any way by the seasons' " " \Vell-ycs. Such fcstuc ocea- sions ns i'lnistimiH and New Year seem to excite the biulal instinct of both to its highest pitch. I have no ticed , though , that dtluir ailiclcn nui much more alleeted by neasioiis nnd by outside events than brie a br\c and stnvownod nro. Tlio latter arc always tilled with au implacable animosity to married women , and gratify their ha tred whenever the defenseless victims give them a chance. Hockinchairs , Imtracks , lairways , mats , dnois nnd mantels are the only mortal enemy to the nude sux , and do more to Keep up the price of sticking planter than tlarr > laynard'suyiiinasium , Hard ly a day passes that 1 don't have to fetch up some worthy citi.oiilio had been knocked oil * his pins by a rock ing-chair or garroted by a hatrack. The other night 0110 of the most se date mercVaiits on California street was iiiiutl.\ | crawling upstain to his familyboots in liandxvheu a tivaohor- ous hatstaud dealt him a hlu\v under the ear tuat nearly lifted him out of his stockings. Before the astonished cil i/.en could defend himself , the stairs joined in the brutal attack , aud bela bored him HO mmimoifiilly ( hit when ho dropped into my shop next day 1 thought ho must , have come down head lirat through the stovupipu. This is 01 u ) instance of thu murderous inntincts of thu articles 1 have men tioned. "It seems that very few people are injured in personal eiicouutcis , " said the reporter. "Scarcely any , you may say. Some of the dangerous glasses , such as book agents , policeman and reporters , are sometimes assailed , and como to me for assistance , but the majority of thu blaek eyes that 1 treat are caused by the hostility of stovowood and furni ture. Sometimes a woman who is more handsome than modest owns up that she slipped out of a buggy and fell on her oyobrowor that some awk ward individual thrust an umbrella in her eye , but such c.iacs are rare. Blue soup plates and ciacked vasee make most of the work for mo. They take mo all over thu city. A WIDK flUCTK'K. "Sometimes I get n'delicate littk note from Neb Hill asking mo to bring up uiy brushes nnd paints , and some times 1 got a letter in a big buff en velope from some damaged esthete on Mission street. Thu most of the aris tocracy , whether on Neb Hill or Jessie - sio street , want 10 have their cheeks frescoed at homo , but after receiving the first coat they are able to comedown down to my shop aii'l got the finishing - ing touches. It's a profitable busi ness. If it wasn't I couldn't take this trip to jDuropu. " A Prosperous Your. 1'hihul. lj > lii.i 1'rcb- . To those who pi edict a panic bu- cause stocks do not boom , it may bo well to state that panics do not tollow a peiiod of prospenty such us this country enjoyed last year. The ofli- iliinl statistics show that the past year was ono of substantial pionperity to this country. In fields , foi cuts , minus , fisheries aud manufactures , the nation has prospered. Our cereal products are estimated at $1,000,000,000 ; our hay crop ut § 1)50,000,000 ) ; potatoes , $80,000,000 ; and tobacco , $25,000- 000. There are no exact statistics or uven close estimates of the tim bur felled for lnmio consumption and foioign export , nor of the product of our fisheries , but the amount is very large. The cotton yield is over 0,000,000 , bales of - iiO pounds each , of which one thousand million pounds have been consumed at homo and twice as much exported. The cash value of this is not less than SUOO.OOO.OOO. Our wool crop has been not less than L''iO.OOO.OOO pounds , worth about i ? 100,000,000. Thu sugar , rice and muLiHScs produced at the couth is valued _ at { p,000,000. The output of coal is estimated at r > ,000OUO tons as against ( Jl,000,000 ! in ,1880 , nnd this at three dollars pur ton will aggregate § 225,000,000. , The output of gold and silver did not fall below § 75,000,000 , Thiou million - lion tons of pig iron were smelted during thu your , i ( 'presenting n still greater value. Tlieu $250,000,000 may bo added for provisions not in- eluded in the above. The sum total thus reached exceeds § 2,500,000,000 , , n vast sum to bo added in one year to the national wealth. Taking all the items named it has been a year that fully cijuals the average iu the pro duction of wealth , Hut this only partially presents our national prosperity , Shielded by our tariff manufactures h.'ivo prospered , and the export of manufactured pro ducts has been very large. Of agri cultural implements our exports were nearly # 1,000,000 } clocks and thuir partBl,500,000 manufactured cot ton goods , $10,000,000 ; articles in iron and fituol , $ li,000,000 ! ; leather nnd its manufactures , $7,000,000 ; musical instruments , 100,000 ' ; relined min eral oil , & : irj,000,000 ; ordnance and ' stores , $1,000,000 ; wood ami'its ' maii- [ ufacturcH , gl7.000.000. These repro. sui.it HurpliiH pioducts over and above j wlmt was nucusHary for the supply of our needs and wuro bold at lucrative | irice . Added t' thusu uio our ox- potts of fiuitu and living animals , Of thu latter our exports have aggregated 817,000,000 , while bread nnd breadstuffs - stuffs have been ox purled trf thu ag gregate of gHOO.OOO.OOO. Over . ' . - 000,000 worth of fruit has been sent abroad to supply the duficioncus of Kuropo Mmi , gL'-JO,000,01X1 of cot ton to keep their looms busj. Cot- toiiMfd , ImscH'd and other souds , in natural ot uunufacturcd form , have been exported to the amount of SUM- 000,000 , while bacon , butter , checso , lard , etc. , totlu'niu mit of SUIO.OOO- 000 have been shipped abroad. To- luccn to the \nluo of § 20,000,000 luw been OAportod. Taking nil our ex ports n gr.uid toUl of nearly SM)0- ! ) 000,000 was reached in 1881. This evcccded our imports by uo'\rly $250- 000,000. Those figures might bo ex tended to include other items , but assuming that the production of such large amounts of wealth and tliu expert port of so much , after supplying our own needs , u evidence of sound ptoa- [ ii'rityo reach the conclusion that the conditions for a panic do not exist. People do not usually fail when they lire malting mouoy. "Wliou Tlioro'a r Will Thorn' * n , \Vi\v Am \\htilii\qthowlll to tiTIIOM . \ - < % I'.i cciiiu On. , will ! < imOv limt tlic wnv lo inbusl lu'.dth , iu fa tH nf bionehliil a ( > Trctidlii , * "iv tui ! > U , | iilni , t > ct ; nml n * an iiili'in.il letiii'dy it is ia\ahmbU > , I'.I h\ CltOOKBD rAHDS. How Some Wlilto Pine Sports Wont for the Doiilor'H Stick. S.ilt l.iKt lillnuip There is a peculiar cede of honor among gamblers which out.sidurs are pu//.lcd to understand. Any way to boat at cauls is considered sipiaro and legitimate , but a sport , to retain any standing in his profession , never takes advantage of a man in any other way. Ho aims to keep his credit pure and unspotted nnd is as careful of IUK financial icputation as the best busi ness man in thu city. Au incident which occurred at White Pine iu the early days give a very good illustration of thu subject. A curtain faio dealer , who dealt a brace or cheating game , was detected by some of the parties who playei1 igaiiuU thu bank. Thu dealer was r < careful thai when ho wont to bed ho put his cheating cards in the box nt thu foot of his bed , and literally slept by it. The sports learning of this circumstance , got hold of a putty hircony thiuf , named Smith , and otl'urcd him n hundred dollars if ho Noiild go nnd steal thu cards used by thu dealer. Smith * understanding perfectly well tfluit was in thu wind , slipped up to the man's room , which heas frequently employed in clean ing , audvhilu , searching for the cards found a sack of gold under the bed , amounting to nb ut $0,000. Secur ing this , he hastened back to the sports , his face gleaming with a self conbciouHiicss of duty well performed. "Did you got the cards } " "Cardsquoth / Smith , with n chuckle. "Cards/ / what do you want of cards when you've got this , " nnd ho laid the sack down on the table. "Here's the sack itaulf. " The gamblers opened the sack and then Ihoir wrath burst forth like a powder explosion. "Why , you d-d ( ill-tapping . ( let back to Itilly's room with thatsacl or we'll make sausage moat of you. " "Do you take us for d d larceny thieves ? " "Got back , you dirty thiot , " roared n third , emphasizing his order with a kick. "Take that mouoy back to its rightful owner , and bring us the cards , you scoundrel. " Smith , utterly demoralized , has tened back , pitched the § 0,000 under the bud , and then secured the cards. The boys paid him his § 100 , doctored the cards , and that night beat the gamu out of thu § 0,000 in about fif teen minutes. Wiirnor'f ) Safe Kidney and Liver Cure. Buolum'n .arnica Salvo. The best Halve intho world for uuls , bruises , sores , ulceiH , Halt ihuiim , fever sores , totter , chapped hands , chillblainn , corns nnd nil kinds of skin eruptions. This salvo is guar anteed to give perfect satisfaction iu every case or money refunded. 1'rico , 25c per box. For sale by To' < itj AloMAiioN. Omaha. GRAY'S SPECIFIC MEDICINE ) TRADE MARK1.Tl1lr rlftlTRADE MARK Huirni.itor- | riicn , Inipot- cney , ami all follow aH a BEFORE TAKING. i" < " ' ' of AFTER TAKING. Hclf.AIiiB ; a UIMI of Memory , Uniterm ! Lati tude , I'nln In tlio Hack , DliiincHH of Vlnlon , 1'ro inatnru Old AHU , nnd many other DlrrawM that lead to limnnlty or C'onoiniiptlon and a 1'rcina- tiiroGra\o. 3TKiill particulars In our pamnhlft , which uu ili'slro In nciid fn > o Ivtnnll to everyone. JTTIioHHinc | llwlldnu IH told liy nil ilruKKibls nt f 1 jicr jiackuBc , or (1 ( | cl < i < i for iri , or vslll ho ( tent frcu hy mall on roc ptof the nioiiny , hy ruiixliiK TJIKdHA IDDICINK CO. , IliilTrilo. N. Y. or pMn hv (1 r flooil oeTiiM'.orti ] , ' , II. Vlfl .H M. W , E , VMS & CO , , COMMISSION MERCHANTS 125 Lasallo Street , CHICAGO , Grain and Provisions Bought and Sold on Margins. d c7ino-eodlm DR. T. JACKSON PLANiuB ! ( A ( Irodnate from the University nf vunUat I'Mliulilplrla of thli ( 'l.iHH of 1H4 < > . ) enilcrs Ills profiH lonal services totho vltUens of Oinalia and all others ncc'llliK ' the Mine , | iru- ( llcatlnif his claim thorufor frum < 0 ) eats' rx- IHrlencu , hlxteen ) ears of vvhlili time hu spent In nontli America , from which country he lias junt ritimail , ualnlnv vvhIUt In tlio pruUncex many rtiiKdles lor various dltcases iniiunon to this country from the natives of tliu lame , The Doctor maVoa speclaltj nf all Chronli ! IseisiH , jMitleulurlly thono or ft males , lie ui-iy We found lit Ills room * at thu 1'lanlcrs' lloime , carniT of Dod 'U uml HUtcnith Hireitn. NERVOUS DEBLITY A Curn Guaruittnoil , Dr. K. ( ; Wfnt'iiNcrvu and Iliuln Treatment A Hpetlllc- for lljiterlu , lii//lni'M , Convulilons , Nervoui lluadachv , Mental Deprci-Klon , lxnsol > lcMiiorKp.nn UrrhiLalnipateii y , ImomnUiry Km nvloini , I'teinaturo Old Auc , cjumul by our- uxertlon , self abiMe , or over-liidiilcn | ; < .e , vvhch lead * to iiilnerj , dicuj and ilutlli. One box will euro n cent lined , Ki h box < oiitalim one month's Ircatinent. Onu dolUr u huxor lliuxui for live dollars ; hcnt b ) mall prepaid on mclpt ol price. Wu Hiiirnnliu sU buxuv in i uru any < ate , with each order ruulud by IH for kU IIOXCH , ac- i niiuiilul | with ll cilolltr : , will rind the pnr- ( Inner our vvritttn umrantie In ictiirn the menu ) If tbu treatment does not < II u a care. C. If. ( loodmin , Hraitflil , Hole , U'holeialu : mJ Ilitall Ai'ent , Omaha , .Nth , Orders by maUat ri-jriilur price. _ _ _ ditvvly 'WINE 01 CARDU1" ( our UHICH n df i luakuH : i liujijiy huurehokl , NT.W AITD CORRECT MAP Jt' , . J'pnvt.v. H < VIII atij io.i > , 'i.inH niicstloii tinl Ilifc CHICAGO & NORTH-WE8TERH R'V l it Mit ixMiPbr . f ' . , . , . . " " rus i ynii jo t ! U' vv'ir i rav.'llti ; > ilir .fectlon h < l c < i l.hlcago ami all-oftlie Principal Points ' the West , Vorf' wi n ) ! ' " ' . ! " Val , ? Ttl" ' ' 111' ' ' > \ .t Mi. ) S'or.i . , itri .suioti ! , | : THE CHICAGO & NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY , . . . . . . . . . , jts H llic jirlnrlpM mil ) niail HUM vnj , rim > , i ol'liicncttllint * i-.icli ' \\av iliil livsIlio ! ) from ' \M to ftmrnrwi > n "n The Imperial Palace Dining Cars. ? H'u " OI"CURO-ukN S5iv rJW ' . ( ; s , 'r iMi " 5s.1iux ! ' 'r f8 tyll/Krnla / I-l'- ' . " , . "Whi.iiin , MliniosoU it Contr.il n.ilwt a l.ln ii . ' ' | ' * ! % , : VniiKlntl l.lm'lilctiL'i * , St. I'aul nuil Mliitipnixills l.lnc. I s i ' i i i , ' ; > ,1"irt , < Sll"1"lllM'lm ) | | > ' ' MIIwmiTjpi'.tlnH'iiltaV&l.nkoftiiiierlorUnt 1 rn H ro" "lo S ( 'IJ ' ul * ' ' " 'I' ' ' * * " Ticket Ki-nts iu tlio Dulled rttut-vj aoi Itrint'itiliorlontU for Tickets via this roadli sure they rend o\cr II , timl ttiko none othw DAIIMX IILUllin.Ccu'l Miuiai-cr.UlilcaRo. _ \ \ . U. .SttJX.MiTTOcu'l 1'iws. Ajtetit Olilcae I1AUIIV P. IIUKL , llcket Afent.U.lJk N. W. lUllway , Uth and PunhamlstrocU. D. a KIMI1AM , , Axilutant Ticket A7wit C fi N. W. lUllnay , Uthjtnd K inh m ilro > t > J. 11KLL , Ticket AitcnlO. & \VlHllway , U. P. 11. U. Depot. 8AMKS T. OI.AHK General Aircut. The Oldest Wholesale and | THK LKAD1KU Retail JEWELRY HOUSE ; USIG HOUSE in'Omaha. Visitors can here IN TUB General Agents for the find all novelties in SIL- - Finest and Best Pianos and VER WARS. CLOCKS , jOrgans manufactured. Rich and Stylish Jewelry , Our prices are as Low as any Eastern Manufacturer uhe Latest , Most Artistic , and Dealer. and Choicest Selections in Pianos and Organs sold PRECIOUS STONES and for cash or installments at Bottom Prices. all descriptions of FINE A SPLENDID stock of WATCHES at as Low Pri Steinway Pianos , Knabe ces as is compatible with Pianos , Vose & Son's Pi honorable dealers. Call anos , and other makes. Also Clough & Warren , and see our Elegant New Sterling Imperial Smitb , , Store Tower , Building , American Organs , &c. Do ' * * * ' corner llth and Faraham not fail to before see us pur Streets chasing. MAX MEYER & BRO. , MANUFACTURERS OF SHOW GASES ! Large Stock Always on Hand. dllieod tf TZHZIE Clearing Sale PO LACK'S PALACE CLOTHING HOUSE Is the place to Buy Bargains. EVERYTHING MARKED IN RED FIGURES. Look for the Red Ink Marks. SAUSAGES 1 Practical Sausage Manufacturer , ORDERS OF ALL KINDS FILLED PROMPTLY FOR ALL VARIETIES OF SAUSAGES. Family orders attended to with despatch , and every thing promised satisfactory , I invite a call at No. 210 South Tenth Street. ' PILLSBURY'S BEST ! Buy the PATENT PROCESS MINNESOTA FLOUE. It always gives satisfaction , because it m&kes \ superior article of Bread , and is the , Ohear est Flour in the market. Every sack warranted to run alike or i money refunded. ; M. YATES , Cash Grocer. r