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THE OMAHA DAILY BEE * THURSDAY , OCTOBER 20 , 1881 THE DAILY BEE. MAHA PUBLISHINQ CO. , PROPRIETORS 010 t-Arnhnm , bet. Oth and 10th Street * . 1KHMS OF SUUSCIUPTION One copy lym , InadnvucotpjstfttM ) 110. W I months " fi.0 month ! " 8.00 RAILWAY TIME TABLE. A MR CAIlD CIlirACIO , ST. rACt. , MtS.NHArOI.18 ADD OMAHA RAILROAD. LCA\O Omaha No. 2 through jwwengcr , 11 ra. No. 4 , OikUnd I'lvWenKiT , b.-SOi. in. AriU-o Onmhi No. 1 , through | n cn cr , 2MI : tn. No , 3 , Oakland passenger , fi30 ; | i , in , LKAVINO OMAHA KAST OR COUTH BGCXD. 0. , B. ft O. 5 ix. in. 3:40 : n. m. C. & N. W. . ft. in. 3:40 : p. in. 0. , U. I. ( t. i' . . u n. m. 3:10 : p. tn. K. 0. . St. ) , k C. H. , len\ci nt H n. m , ami 8SO : p. m. ArrhoatSt. LbuU.it 0:30 : n. m. nnd 6:52 : p. tn. * > . . fit.Ii. & P..lea\e < atS a. tn. find 3:40 : | i. tn. Arrises nt St. Louis ntOilO n , tn. niul 7:30 : n , tu. v vWIST on eotmiwr-irj. ) n. A It. In Neb , , Through UttircM , 8:55 : a. ro. H. & M. Uiuoln Freight , 7:00 : p. in. . U P Kinross 1216t ! > . m. 0. & U. V. for t lnoln , 10M : n. tn. O. , fc U. V. for Ojccaln. 0:10 : n. in. U. P. frcUlit No. 6 , 6M : n. tn. U. I' , freight No. 9 , Slf. : a. m. W. P. frel.'ht No. 7 , 6:10 : p. in. emigrant. U. P. trcli'ht No. 11 8:2S : ) ' . tn. ARklVLNO fROM SABT AND HOUTII. C. . ft 0. , 6 : l n. m. 7:25 : p tn. C. fi N. W. , 0:45 : n. in. " : " & p. tn. C. H. l.tl'lU&n. m. :05p. : in. K. C' . , St. Jou A , 0 U. , 7:40 : n. m. 0:16 : p. tn. ARRtVlhd FROUTIIK AtaTAKU ROlTTIIWlaT. 0. * n. V. frnin Unooln-12li : ! p. m. U. P. Kxprciu : ! : PO p. in. U & It. In Null , , Tlitoii 'h Express 1:15 : p. m. I ! . 4 It. Lincoln KnlRlit 8:35 : in. U. P. Fnltrlit No. 10-1:40 : p. m. No. & 4:2. : ' ) p. ui. Kmixrant. No. S 10:60 : p. in. No 12 11:36 : . tit. 0. & U. V. mixed , < ir. 4:35 : p. in , NORtll. Nobnuka Division ot tno bt , Paul & Sioux City Koail. No. S loaves Oranhk SSO : n. m. Ko. 4 Icn\e8 Oinal.n 1.30 p. tn .Vo. 1 arii\c atOi4tilinat C:30p. : in. No. 8 arrived nt Omaha ixt 10:50 ft. tn. BUMUT TRAINS KXrWXKN OMAIU AHD COUMtlL BLtlVPS. IXHUO Omnha at 8:00 : , 0.00 nnd 11:00 : . m. ; 1XX ) 2:00 : , 3.0(1 , 4:00 : , 6:00 nnd 6:00 : p. tn. Loa\u Council lilutld at 8:25 : , B.25 , 11:25 : a.m. ; 1:26 : , 2:25 : , 8:20 : , 4:26 : 6:25 : anil 0:25 : i > . in. Bun ii ) ! ) The dummy leaves Omaha at 0.00 nod ll:0ii : n. in. ; 2.00 , 4:00 : and 6:00 p , tu. Loaves Council niuOa at 9:26 : and 11:26 : a. m. ; 2:26 : , 4:26 : and 6:20 : p. in. Opening and Clodnc of Mallf. kourr. or UN. cboss. a. in. p. ra. a. tn. p. m , Olilcnjjo&N. W 11.00 9:30 : 4:80 : 2:40 : Chicago , R 1. & Pacillc. 11:00 : 9.00 4:30 : 2:40 Chli KO. U. & 0 11:00 : 0.00 4:30 : 2:40 : Wubaih 12:30 : J:30 : 8:10 Bloux City end 1'aciOc. . 11:00 4:30 : Union 1'ncilic 6:00 11:40 : ] Omaha k R. V 4 )0 11:40 : R. & 11. In Neb 4:00 : 8:40 : 6:30 : Omvhafc NorthHcslorn. 4:30 : 7:30 : Local malli for State o ! Io\va ICM e but once n day , \lz : 4:30 : a , m. A Lincoln Mull ts ale opened at 10SO a. m. Office open SunJija from 12 in. to 1 p. tn. TIIOS. F HALL P. M. Business Directory , Abttract arid Real fc tate. JO1IN L. McCAQUE , opposite Post Office. W. R. BARTLETT 317 South ISth Street. Architect ! . DUFP.ENE ft MnNDELSSOUN , AIICHITECTS ltocml-1 Cruighton Block. A. T. LARGE Jr. , Room 2 , Cicizhton Block. Boots and Shoes. JAMES DP.VINK & co. , Flno Boots and Shoes. A Rood assortment ot home work on hand , corner 12th and Ilarncy. TUOS. KUICK80N , 3. E. cor. 16th and Douglas. JOHN FORTUNATOS , 60S 10th struct , manufactures to order good work t ( air prices. Repairing done. Bed Springs. J. F. LAR1UHKH Manufacturer. 1517 DourlaiBt. Books , Newt and Stationery. J. I. FRUEUAUF 1015 Farnham Street. Butter and Eggs. KoSHANE & SCHROEDER , the oldest B. and K. house In Nebraska eatablifihod 1876 Omaha. CENTRAL RESTAURANT , MU3. A. RYAN , outhwesb corner 16thand Dodge. Best Board for the Money. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Meala at all Hours. Board by the Day , Week or Month. Good Terms for Cash. Fumlahnd TUmmB Supplied. Carriage * and Road Wagon * . WM 8NYUEU , 14th and Harnoy Streets. jewa era. JOHN BAUMER 1314 Farnham Street. Junk. H. BERTHOLI ) , Raw and MeUl. Lumber , Lime and Oement. FOSTER & OR AY comer bth and Douglas 8t > . Lamps and Glassware. J. BONNER 1309 Douglas St. Good Variety. Merchant Tailors. O. A. L1NDQUEST , One of our most popular Merchant Tailors la re- echini ; the lattbt designs for Spring and Summer Goods ( or gentlemen's wear. Stylish , durable , and prices law an over 21513th bet. Uomr.&Karn. Millinery. MRS. C. A. RINGER , Wholesale and Retail , Fan cy Goods in great \nrlcty , Zephyrs , Card Boards , Hosiery , Gloiun , Corsets , &c. Cheapest House In the Wcbt. Purchasers tao 30 per cent. Order by Mail. IIS Fifteenth Street. foundry. JOHN WEARNE & SONS , cor. 14th& Ja < kBon te Hour and Feed. OUAHACITY MILLS , Hth and Farnham Sta. , . , prupriotars. Urocers. Z. STEVENS , 21 et between Cumin ? and Irar T. A. McMHANE , Corn. 23d and Cumlng Htreots. Hard wale , Iron and Steel. OLAN & LANOWORTUY , Wholesale. 110 an ( " 112 16th street / HOLMES corner Iftth and fallfornl * Harness. Saadles , &c. B. WE1ST 20 18th St. bet Farn. & Karney. Hotels ANF1ELD HOUSE , Coo. CanQeld.Oth tt Farnham DORAN HOUSE , P. H. Cary , 913 Farnham 8t. SLAVEN'S HOTKL. F. Slaxcn , 10th St. Southern Hotel , Ous. llamel Vth < fel.eaimorth ! L Clothing Bought , 0 .nnAVr'.wlll juy highest Cath price for second hand clothlni' . Corner 10th and Farnham. Dentists. DR. PAUL , Williams' Block , Cor. 16th & Dodge. Drug * , , Paints and Oils. KUIJN & CO. Pharmacists , Flno v-ano foods , Cor. 16th ind Iouzl ttrecU , W. J. WHITEHOUf K , Wholcalo & Retail , 16th at. 1.0. FIELD , 2022 North Slrlo Cumlng Street. . PARR , Druggist , 10th and Howard Streets. Dry Good * Notions , Etc , JOHN II. F. LEUMANN & CO. , New York Dry Oooda Store , 1310 and 1312 F rn- him struct. L. 0. Knewold nlwi boots and nhocs 7th & Pacific. hurulture. A F. OROSS , Now and Second Hand Furniture od Stoics , 1114 Doufflu. Ulghcct cash price aid for second hand uooui. BONNER 1309 DourJa et. Flna oed , &c. Pawnbroker * . nOHENFELD. 10th Ht. . hat , fir. Ir H r Fence Work * . OMAHA FENCE CO. OUST , FRIES & CO. , 1213 lUrnoy St. , Improve' ed Ice Boxes , Iron and Wood Fence * , Office lulling * , Counters of 1'iiie and Walnut. k . Florltt. A. Dfiniuhuo , planU , cut flowcu , iml > , boqneta etc. N , W. cor. ifith ant DoucUs ntrccU. Civil Engineer * nnd Qurveyor * , ANDREW R03KWATKU , Crdghton Rlock , Town Surtc } * , Qmdoand Sowcn > io Sjstomi a Specialty. Uommlttlnn JOHN O. WitL13U14 Doilgo Street. D B. 11KKMKR. Kor d < tails see Urge iwlvortl o. ment In Pallv and Weekly , Tobacco , WEST A FRtTSCDEIl. niftmifftctuTcrs of CiB ni , and > Vholc < e\lo De.Meni in To' cco' , 13051 > ouilai , W. V. LOREN2KN mamifictnror 61410th Httvl. Cornice Works , Cornice Works , Manufacturers Iron Cornice , Tin , Iron and Slate Koofllng. Onlera Irom any locality promptly oxrc < itt\l In the best manner. Factory and Oflico 121S Harnoy SU Galtanlrrxl Iron Cornices. Window Cap * , etc. , manufactured nnd put up In any ivm ot the country. T. HINlldLl ) 410 Thirteenth tttctt Orockor > ' , J. I10NNF.R 1300 Douzlis etrcct. Good line. Clothing and f-uritlshtiiR Good * . OKO. II. VEFEIISON. Al3a Hats , Cap * , Poets , Show , Notions rvnd Cutlery , SOI S. 10th street. Refrigerator * , Cnnflold'o Pntent. 0. F. GOODMAN llth SU bet. F n. A Harne > . Show Oasn Manufactory.l O. J , WILDE. ManutaRtutrrnnd Dealer In all kinds of Show Cases , Upright Canes , A ' . , 1317 Cau St. ntANK L. ar.KHAIlD , proprietor Omaha Show Case inanutactnry , 818 South 16th struct , betuitn Ixvucnuorth and Uarcy. AH goodn warranted llrst-clain. Gloves ana Tinware. A. nURMESTKR , Dealer In Stoves and Tinnnrn , nnd Manufacturer of Tin llooh nnd all kinds of Building Work , Odd Fclloua' Block. J. 110N.Vr.lt. 13K UoujlasOt , Good and Chmp Seeds. J. EVANS , Wholcwilo and Retail Seed Drills and Cultl > atora , Oddfellows Hall. Physician * an1 Surgeons , W , S. GinilS , M. D. , Hoom No 4 , Crclghton Block , 16th Street. P. S. LEISUNIUNG , M. D. Mauonlo Block. C. L. HART , M. U. , Eye and Ear , opp. postottUo DR. I. . B. ORADDY , Oculist and Aurlst. S , W 16th nnd Farnham St * Photograpnert. GEO. HKYN. PROP. Grand Centra ) Gallery , 212 Sixteenth Rtrcct. near Masonic Hall. First-class Work and Prompt < iiesH guarantocp Plumbing , das and Steam Fitting , P. W. TARPY & CO. . 210 12th St. , bet. Fnrnham and Douglas. Worn promptly attended to. D. FITZPATRICK. 1409 Douglas Street. Painting an aper nnglng. 1KNRY A. KOSTERS. 141 Dodge Street. Ehoo Utores. Phillip Lang , 1320 Famham st. bet 13th & 14th. Gocond Hand Otoro. PERKINS & LKAR , 1410 Douglas St. . New and Second Hand Furniture. House Furnishing Goods , &c. , bourhtand sold on narrow marrlns. tialoons. , HENRY KAUFMANN , In the new hrick block on Donah's Street , has just opened a most elegant DeoJ Hall. Hot Lunch from 10 to 12 c\ cry day. " Caledonm " J FAtCONEK. 079 16th Street. Undertakers. CIIA3. RIEWK , 101B Farnham bet. 10th & lltd. 00 Cent Stores. P. C BACKUB. 1205 Fartiliam St. . F ncv Gnoiln PILES ! PILES ! PILES ! A Sure Cure Found at Last ! No Quo Noocl Suffer ! A sure cure for Blind , Bleeding , Itching and Ulcerated Piles has been discovered by Dr. Wil liam , ( an Indian remedy , ) called Dr. William's Indian Ointment. A fclngla box has cured the worst chronic caeca of 25 or 30 } can standing. No one need suffer the. minutes alter applying this wonderful soothing medicine. Lotions , instru ments and electuaries do nioro harm than good , William's Ointment absorbs the tumors , alia ) 8 the -ntcnsc itching , ( partlculaaly at night after getting warin.'n bod.acts OMa.poultice , gives in- utnnt and painless relief , and isprcparcd only for Piles. Itching of the pri > ate parts , and for noth ing else. Read whnt the Hon J. M. Cefllnberry of Cleveland - land saya about Dr. William's Indian Pile Oint ment : I hare tiscd scores of Piles euros , and It allo rds me pleasure to say that I have never found anj thing ivnlcli gave such Immediate and perma nent relief ns Dr. WIMam's Indian Ointment For sale by all druggists or mailed on receipt of price , 51.00. HENRY & CO. . Prop'rs. , CLIVILAND , Onto. For sale by C. F. Goodman.OctlOdeod&w OctlOdeod&w cowly To Nervous Sufferers THE GREAT EUROPEAN REMEDY. Dr. J. B' . Simpson's Specific It le a postl\e ] cure for Spcrmatoirhea , Eomlna SVookness , IrapoUncy , nnd nil diseases resulting from Self-Abuse , as Mental Anxiety , Leas * Memory , Pallia In the Back or Side , and diseases ' lead to Consumption Insanity and early gra\ o hpeclllc Medicine Is beiii ( ; used with wonder' ( Ut GULCC33. Pamphlets sent free to all. Write fur tncrn and get full par ticulars , Price , HpeclDc , 31.00 per package , or six pack. tgca for t5.00. AddreHu all ortlcrs to B. SIMSO.V MKKICINE CO. Nos. 101 and 100 Main St. Buffalo , N. Y. Sold In Omaha by 0. F. Goodman , J. W. Bell , J. 1C Ian , and all drugglsttovorywhcrc. KENNEDY'S EAST - INDIA ILEE & CO. . Sole Manufacturers. OM A.HA. PAPEE WAREHOUSE. GRAHAM PAPER GO. 217 and 219 North Main St. , St. Louis , ftHOLlUULl UKALISUj [ H BOOK , I DADCHQ JWRITINOJ NEWS , i rrtrCrio IWRAPPINQ ENVELOPES , CARD BOARD AND Printers Stock. CTCnah paid for Rags and Paper Stock , Sera Iron and Metal * . Paper Stock Warehouse * 1S20 to 1287. North : Prof , W , J , Anfler's Select Danc ing Academy , A. Hoipe , Jr. Hall , 1610 Dodge 8t. Class for gentlemen commencing Tuesday oven * Ing , Oct. 4 , Class for ladles commencing Thurs day e\enlng , Oct. 0. Tcnus liberal. Tim caa method * 1 have ( or teadilng the Waltz , Oltds , to. , I can guarantee perfect satisfaction o ncholaro. For terms , &r. , call at A. Hoi no , Jr. , or address 1119 Capitol At o. glTdlui WEALTHY ENGLISHMEN. How the Big BnRd Mnnnrjo to Spend Their Mottoy. New York Sjn If the rich pconlo of Eiiglmttl aliouhl sou lit h bring down their domestic oxpoitdititrus to Ihixt uaiml among families of similar means hero , tlioy would very soon bo nblo not mort-ly to recoup thomsulvca for the losses of sovcrnl bad harvests , but to snvo vast Bums of inonoy. In our Inrgo cast urn cttica family moil with nnj thing under $25.000 iyc.ir spoiitl moro trcoly tlmn Kiiglishtncn > vith the sumo incinno ; but , iw rcgnrda thoan with iiicouiL's over that amount , it is tuito ] another matter. With Mac-xulay , buforo proceeding to InUin , consulted SyJnoy Smith's oxpurienoed brother , the famous "Robus , " us to expenses at Calcutta , ho was told that ho could not bo comfortable under 8,000 a year , and ho could not possi bly Rot through with .L'5,000. This is in n mouauro true of the United States. It might bo safely assorted that in the whole of this country thcro are not five person * , il ai many , who spend on their cstab lishments $100,000. A careful oali mate , nintlo a year or two a } o by per noun eminently qualified to make it , brought puch expenditure up to ? flr , < 000. It included a town house , i yacht , a villa at Newport , and a coun tiy scat. What runs away with incomes of from § 50,000 to § 250,000 , in England is the hooping of country seats , hounds , hospitality , and game pro' serves. At LJrumlantig e.istle , for instance - stance , ono of its owner's ton resi donees , there are eight miles of grass ( 'rivo kept in order ; at Gridjjo , moro than forty. Add to this acres of gar den and grass , and the expenses of park-keepers' ' and game keepers , am : it is easy to BOO where the money goea , If there is a hunting establishment or the liberal sc.ilo at least $20,000 a year must , bo added. Agnin , while the hospitality of the average well-to do American favora bly compares with that of an English man of similar moans , that of the broad-acred Englishman is immensely greater than that of the American millionaire. The latter ives some dinner parties , and perhaps an annual ball , and keeps a dozen servants. The Englishman , on the ether hand , bo aides constantly untortainint ; it : town , often sits down to dinner for weeks at a time with twenty guests , staying with their servants in his country house , and feeds from fif ty to sixty every day in his servants' hall , with as much beef and beer as tlipy please to consume. More than this , lie at times ontortaina whole schools and parishes , besides giving away hundreds of pounds in the shape of beef and blankets at Christmas. Ho subscribes , too , to ovcry public chan ty in the county ; sometimes in two cr thrco counties. Merely to take n single ejiainp there is Lord Derby , with ten men servants in his house , and about forty moro doiiK'stic'j feed ing at his board. Supposing tomorrow row ho and his wife should agrco to struggle along on § 100,000 a year , ho could save at least § 100,000 a year ; while were the Dukes of Westminster , Devonshire and Bedford to do like wise , their savings would bo still greater. Supposing Lord Derby to save at this rate , what an arch-mil lionaire ho would becotno. Twenty years ago there died queer old bachelor , Lord Digby , who owned Raleigh's ill-fated homo of Sherborno casHo. Ho was a most liberal landlord , but did not care to spend more than some $35,000 a year , and let his money go a rolling up , in vesting it all in the 3 per cents. His income was not a fourth of Lord Derby's , but ho loft in the funds $4,500,000. Aa a rule , a poor leaves comparatively little behind him ; $1,000,000 would bo regarded as an unusually large auin for a nun with ? 400,000 a year to have , and there is bub one case on record that of Lord Dysart , an eccentric recluse of a peer leaving over $7,500,000 personalty. On very largo properties the surplus income is chiefly expended in very costly improvements. Thus the Duke of Devonshire 1ms built Eastbourne and much of Duxton. The Duke of Ducclouch has expended thousands at Granton , and both have put vast sums into enterprises connected with Bar- row-1'unless. ' About § 10,000,000 of Lord Bute's has gone into docks at Cardill' . The late Lord Westminster built and rebuilt probably not loss than the 100,000 hous'es in Lou- don , and Northumberland and Sontli- erland reflect on all sides the gonor- otts expenditure of the dukes of their name , while beautiful churches , com modious schools and handsome homesteads - steads 8ion ) inform the traveler in Wiltshire and Bedfordshire that he is on the broad domain of the Earl of 1'einbr'oko or Duke of Bedford. Hud the vnat sum thus spent been mainly put into stocks , or bor.dn and mort gages , the present holder * of the kudu might have been richer men , but the country would have boon , in many respects ; the loser , and it would bo a widely dilleront looking region from what it is to-day. An Accession to the Family. "Well , well , well , " said Mr. Spoop- ondyko , with a grin that involved his whole head , and an oll'ort at a tip too tread that shook the whole house. "And so it's a girl , my dear. " Mrs. Hpoopondyko Ntniled faintly ami Mr. Spookendyko picked up his huiresB. "It's the imago of you , " she said , regarding with some trepidation Mr. Spoftpomlyk'j's method of handling the infant. "I don't sco how ypu make that out , " said Mr. Spoopendyko gravely , lkl don't ' know when my nose looked like the thumb part of a boiled lob- itor claw. Do 1 understand you that my eyes bear any resemblance to the licitd of a ecrow/1 / "I mean the goaoral features , " mur- inwred Mrs. Spoopendyko. "Tho general features Bcein tp ho ill mouth , " retorted Mr , Spoopon- lyko , examining his acquisition. "Jf stir general features are nt all alike my visage must remind you of an Earthquake. ' Hi 1 kitchoo ! kitehoo ! NVhat makes her fold up her Icga like that ? " "She can't help it , " roasondd Mrs. jpoopkendyko. They'll straighten nit in time. " "No.timo like the present , " quoted Mr. Spoopondylvo , and ho took his daughter's feet nnd commenced pulling her limbs , 3 don't want tiny bandy- logged first in this family while I am nt the head of it , " Naturally the baby began to cry and Mr. Spoopendyko essayed to soothe it. "Hi ! kitchoo ! kitchcolkitch-eo-uol" ho chiftupod. " ( Jreat Scott , what n cavurnl Any ido.i how much this mouth weighs ? Hi ? kitchool kitch-o-o' You'll hnvo to get that mouth roofed in before cold weather. What's the matter with her , ntiyway1 ? " 1'erhaps yon hurt her. Let mo tnko her , ploaaoj" pleaded helpless Mrs. Spoopondyko. Slto'stloing well enough. Ilil you' Hold up ? llavon't you anything to catch this mouth in ! It's spilling allover ever the neighborhood. Hi ! ' Topsy , Olcncvievo , Cloop.itra , dry up ! I'm jjoi K to hnvo trouble breaking this young UUO'B tompur , T cnn see tint. Here ! bend the ether wny oncol" and Mr. Spoopondyko tried to straighten up his oflspring without avail. , "Lot her como to me , do , please , " moaned Mrs. Spoopondyko , and Mr. Spoopondyko was forced to hand lu r ovor. ovor."Well , that's qulto a baby , " said IIP , nursing his knee nnd eyeing the in fant. "What'ro tlio.io bumps ever tta eyes for ? What preponderance of in telligence do they represent ? " " ' ' " romontitratoi' 1'ott musn'ttalk HO , Mrs. Spoopondyko. "She's tin handsomest child you ever saw. " ' . 'Woll ' , sho'ii got to slop biting ho nails before aho goes any further wttl this procession. Hero , take you : hands out of your mouth , can't you Why don't you put her hands down ? ' "Why , all babies do that , " ux plained Mrs. Spoopendyko. "You c.ut't stop that. " "I'm going to try , " said Mr. Spoo uondyko , "and I don't ' want to bo in- ti-rferod with in bringing thischild up. Hero , put your hands in your pock ets ! Don't let mo BOO nny moro nail chewing or you and I'll ' get mixed ii [ in an argument. She gets that from your family , Mrs. Spoodondyko. " "Say , dear , don't you want to go and order some things ? " asked Mrs. Spoopendyko. " " husband "I "No , rejoined her , want to see this youngster. Whoro's her chin ? Do babies always h-K-O , their upper jaw set right on their uhoulders ? Kituhco ! kitchoo ! Her scalp comes clear to the bridge of her noso. I don't bcliovo she's quite rii ht. Whoro's her forehead ? Great MOSCH ! Her head is all on the back part ! Say , that baby'a got to bo pressed. That's no shape. " "Getaway , " exclaimed Mrs. Spoop- cndyko indignantly. "She's apoifoct angel. There's nothing in the world the matter with her. " "Of know " . course you , growled Mr. Snoopcndykc. "You don't want tiny- thinu morotthnn n fog horn and a mis- spout appropriation to bo an orulian asylum. If I had your faith and the colic I'd make a living as a foundling's home ! Sho'll bo old'enough to spank in a week , won't she ? " "No , she won't ! " said Mrs. Spoop endyko. "Sho'll ' never bo old enough for that. " "I'll bet Bhe will , " grunted Mr. Spoopondykc , "if she isn't , she'll ot it before she matures uo to that per iod. That's all. Lot mo take her. Here , Ipt's have her. " But Mrs. Spoopondyko flatly re fused. "Keepyour dod gastod baby , then ! " roared Mr. Spoopondyko. fit you know more about babies than I do , then keep her. The way you coddle her ono would think she was a new paste for the complexion. If you had ono moro brain and a handle , you'd make a fair rattle box ! Fit you up ith a broken sofa and a grcaso spot and you'd do for a second-hand nurse ry. " And Mr. Spoopondyko started off ts find his friend Specklowottle , who congratulated him , and started off with him to assist in the selection of an oyorcoat nnd a pair of c.ir mud's as precautionary against the approaching winter. AN OBSTINATE BRIDE- She Refuses to Allow Her Husband to Enter Her Room- Little llock Gazette. The other night a younp man from Northern Arkansas and n young lady from the southern part of the state , met at a hotel in this city and were married. After the ceremony the young man wont out and sat in front of the hotel while his wife wont up to the room assigned as the bridal cham ber. "This thing of gottin * married is a lifetime business , " ho said , adrir sing a nfnii who had just buen dVV'rccd from his wife. "I reckon you have found it BO , " ho added , turning to a single man. "Wall , I reckon I'll go up. Dinged if I don't sorter hate to go up thar , too. But 1 never wau atourod of a manan' 1 don't see why I ahould bo afeercd of a woman. " Ho went up and nipped at the door. "Who'a there ? " demanded the girl. " ' " "It'a mo. /'Who's mo. " "Don't yon recognize my talk , honey ? " "No , I don't. " "It's j'our own wide awnko and livin' husband. Lot mo in. " "Cioaway from that door ; you shan't ' como in hero , I ain't got acquainted with you yut. " "Say , Jet mo in. Them follcrs down stairs air laughin' at mo. 'Open ' the door , fur I'm ak-opy , " and ho yawned like n man waiting for a night trnin. "Thought you said that you were wuht awake ? " "I was a while ago , but I'm power ful sloupy now. Buy , ain't you'uoin' to open this door ? " ' "No , I nfn'ti" ' ' "Why did you mnrry mo ? " ' "Cause I waiitod to , " > "Wall don't lot in " , why you mo ? ' "Cause I don't want to. " "All right , oldigal , I'll ' shell out fur homo and leave you to pay the hotel bill. I never scud the woman that could pull the wool over my oyea. " The hitch clicked , nnd the door opened. The hotel bill had frighten ed her. "It won't do for a woman to buck ngin mo. tommy toll you , fur I was raised at the cross-roads an' wont to mill early. " Bradford. Pa. Thos. Kltchan , liiuilfonl , I'n , , wrltem "I endow inonuy fur Ki'WNU UUMHOM , uu I Huiil I would U it cured mo. My ( ly [ > epa - < ! a Imu vaulHliod , with all itn uynmtumu , Many thanks ; I uhiill never ho without. It In the JIOUHU. " I'rlce 50 cents , trial bottles tles 10 cenU 17codlw An Arlmnnn-w Traveler. There is a member of the Arkansas judiciary in the city who CAIIIO tip to sco the sights , nnd yesterday morning ho thought ho had paid at the rate of $100 n siaht , for when ho woke Up his pockot-bock wns minus 8'2,000 Rood cash. Ho wns very sleepy thuu , hut ho did not wait to take another imp before ho had his clothes on and was on the hunt ; for a policeman , do- tcctiyu or anything who would assist him in getting that money back. The story ot the judge's visit and experience - porionco as picked tin by the Repub lican reporter yesterday is rather in teresting. tlo cnmo to the city Thursday norning and registered at a lirat-clas * hotel. Din-im ; the day ho met a con genial spirit in the person of an old- time ncquaintattco who is well known in St. Louis politics as a gcntlcnvm and a scholar. Thin gentleman inti o- duccd the Arkansas gentleman to an other friend in the norson of a well known journalist of this city , nnd the three proceeded to lake iit the toWi by daylight. Hut thai , WAS NOT FAKl'INATINnj So the three concluded to take it in by gas nnd electric light. The jud- tuld his two St. Louis friends that ho had moro money than ho could spend HO ho would leave all but enough to have a good time at the hotel. After taking in several theatres , numerous saloons and a few of the gilded p.il- aces , the party lauded in Ichor's theatre on St. Charles street. An hour Avns spent ( hero. Sovora bottles of vine were paid for. The fascinating actresses were treated and all wont merry. But the Arkansas gentleman wns not used to wine , and ho could find no whisky that hnd the effect of the article ho was used to in Littio llock. The consequence wan ho was soon very tired. A hack was telegraphed for , and on its arrival the Little ilock man got into it and went to Bleep. His two friends were not half-full oven and they remained in the , saloon awhile. When they wont out to got in the carriage the Little Itock man HUllKNI.Y | ) JUMl'lil ) OUT And in an excited tone remarked to the newspaper man of the party , "You've ' insulted my daughter , sail , " and with that hit out with his right and dealt his friend a terrible blow in the vicinity of the optic. As quick as a Hash the newspaper man , who know ho had never seen the Judge's daugh ter , and did not even know ho hod ono , di'ow ' a knife and would have nrndo miiico moat of the judge had neb Con'Eshcr and the political ! stop ped him. Even then it was hard to keen the nowonragcdnows-papor man back. Again the judge made an ef fort to hit his now friend , and put ting his hand in his hip pocket said , "I'll shoot him' ho insulted my daugh ter. " Then it was that the noun- paper man saw what was the matter. An dibit was made to got the judge to apologize but ho wns too far gone. Ho was driven to the hotel. His St. Louis friends wont to their homes and then the matter rested. At six o'clock , as stated , THE .TUDOEAWOKU. The servicea of Sorgt. Boyd w secured , lie hoard the story nnd wont to Esher's , woke up Con and told the story. Con know nothing of the JOBS of { ho money , but ho would order strict search made. Uo know , though , the man had no money , for one of the party with him , the polit ical ) , said he saw him count out $2,700 and leave it at the hotel ; that ho only kept out § 50 , . and already ho hat' j.spont $40 of that. So ho could not have had much monoy. fho judge rushed around the hotel in a very excited manner nnd declared that he had boon robbed of 2,000 , and the clerk declared that ho hnd 'not ' boon robbed thoro. Afterwards the judge apologized for his conduct , said that ho believed ho hadn't been robbed nnd hoped the clerk would see that the affair didn't get into the news papers. The police will not say what they know about the matter , 'but it was learned on good authority that two or thrco of them are on the hunt for $2,000 which the Arkansas judge is supposed to have dropped some where , the story of the recovery of the money being given out o avoid any noise or publicity in the caso. TRUE TO IIEU TRUST. Too much cannot bo said of the ever faithful wife and mother , con stnntly watching and caring for her dear ones , never neglecting a single duty in their behalf. When they are assailed by disease , and the system should have a thorough cleansing , the stomach and bowels regulated , blood putiliod , malarial poison ex terminated , she must know that Electric Bitters are the only sure remedy. They ar the best and purest niodicino in the world , and only cost fiity cents. Sold hjvJsh * McMnhon. (2) ( ) lor Sewer BoudB < Scaled jirupoimlH uill bo received until October 20th , 1881 , nt 12 , noon , by tlio City Clerk of Oinulm , county of Doti'IaH. ( SUtu nf Nebr.iBltiv , and will , at that hour , bo opened fur tltu jimuliuho of $50,000.00 of the issiio of § 100,000.00 of Sewer 1'oncls , First ib'ciicH , of tliu City of Omalm , Saul Ixmdrt uro tinted Buptcinhcr Jut , 1881 , nro in mnn.i ot $ ] ,000.00 each , bear inleretit fioin their ( into at the rate nf nix per CUM- turn per uniiuin , imyiblu aL the tiiiicu nf Jvnuutie Jjroa. , ( Now York , neni-anmmly | ! , upon COUIICIUH attached ; wild bondn are isHiied under tlio Chatter ttower of wild city after election duly held aiilhuri/.inx their isiiio.fur the completion of Hcwcn * partly constructed , anil for tlio coimtruc- tion of ncMltlmml Sewer * . Tlio $50.000,00 now uircmJ'nro ' tlio fimt sold of raid lioiuK Jiid.i will bo nddrcHsed to the UiitlvruiunuU , mid mint state th'j fnll'nnmo anil nddreiH of tliu lilddi-r , the amount of mild lionils dc-dral , HIII ) tliu pricu proposed to bo paid. The rigiit in n orywl tn reluct anv ami all bid * . J. J. L. 0. JEWKTT , hept2'J-.TOt. City Clerk. 1'JIOBATE NOTICE , SUto of Kotiraika , Uounlaf County en : At a County Court , licM at the County Court llooiu , In tnd far iaM County , rfvpt. 2.ril , A. 1 > , 1HS1. I'tcnuit , A. M. UIlAmVICK , County Judi'e. , In the mutter ol tlio udoptlori of Jcnnlnlt' oir > On reading and filing the petition ol nnU Well Carey , praying that they iimv u tn'Xow cil to adopt said Jonnlu lt > an , arid ( ! , < . ix't' anil htati incut of Henry nix ! hltn ) ! > uri , i-i of ai | | child that Hald Augtivtui anil Doll Cun-y may l j jiermltud no to do aii'loluntarlly rclhi- iiuielilnt , ' all claim to Hald child Or.lcroil , That October 'iiin.l , A. D. 1681 , nt 10 o'clock a , in. , to lunlj/ntxl forliCBrlnk' ililjictl- lion , when all pemonii Intircstul In Bald nmttor may * ] > ) > var at a County Court to tiu held , In and far &ilil County , anil nhow cau why the prayer uf ( letltloncr tliould not he ( 'ranttd , and that no- ttioof punUonuy of b ! d polltlon anil the hearing thvroof , l > u K\\un \ to all jn'ruom Interoetod In > ald nutter , by puljllohliiK a ropy of thin ordcrhi Tint KHKLV llitx , neut | iapurprlnM In wilJ C-'ouuty , for thrco ouccowltu wutkn , prior to talil l y of hmrlnif , A. M. C11AIWJCK ) , ee4w9 ( County Juil o * i i TT TJ TTI U It Hi ! ORCHARD & BEAK , J.B. FRENCH & CO. , CARPETS ! GROCERS ! TO ALL WHO HAVE TO EE REPAIRED , 1ST GE. . -A. "V 1 G- TO BE DONE OR While our Work is better , our Prices are Lower than all others. S TA - T B I received all of the SIX FIR T PREMIUMS offered for Oompetition in our line Over All Competitors. For the Best Watch Work , For the Best Jewelry , ( own make. ) . l ( For the Best Engraving , , For the Best Diamonds ( own importation ) FOR THE BEST DISP AYED , ETC. _ _ - _ _ _ . _ _ Having lately enlarged my workshops and putting in now nd improved ma cliiuory , I hope to BtiLfeinorp improve the quality and finish of our ork nnd fill orders with moro promptness than is usual. O-A-TTTZOIsT ! My Motto has always boon and always will l > o : "First to gain superior facill tics and then auvortiso the fact not before no wild advortminnonts. Some unprincipled dealers being in the habit of copying my announcements , I would beg you , the reader of this , to dnuv a line between such copied advertisements and these of Yours very truly , * The Reliable Jeweler , Omaha , Neb. , Sign of the Striking Town Clock. Is Once More Called to the Fact that Rank foremost in the West in Asso rtment and Prices of FOR MEN'S , BOYS' AND CHILDREN'S WEAR. ALSO A COMPLETE LINE OF Furnishing Goods Hats and Caps. , Wo are prepared to moot the demands of the trade in regard to Latest Styles' and Patterns. Pine Merchant Tailoring in Connection ' ' ' RESPECTFULLY , M. HELLMAN & CO , , : 1301-1303 Farnham and 300 to 312 13th St. Max MEYER & CO. , Tobacco from 25c. per pound upwards. Pipes from 25c , per dpzen upwards. . . , ' 11 * Cigars from $16,00 per l/JOOjipwards , , - .