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THK NHBRASKAN-IIKSPURIAN. ONE ON TEDDY. A good story in told of Theodore "RooBOvelt, the popular New York man. It happened when ho was a boy. Once for Friday afternoon ho had to learn a recitation. Ho choose Halleck's "Marco "Bozzaris." Young Roosevelt was a lit tle like young Daniel Webster in re Bard to his first attempt at speaking i slightly liable to bo confused. He .began "At midnight in his guarded tent, The Turk lay dreaming of the hour, "When Greece, her knees " He paused, but not for long. He tried again "When Greece her knees Greece her knees." The okl professor with a m'schievous twinkle looked over his glasses and said, "Grease her knees once more, Theodore, and maybe she'll go." Wo do not know whether he had the uncommon nerve to go on or not. Ex. Two hundred and sixty-flvo students are taking work in American history. This is the greatest number which has 'ever been registered in the depart ment at ono time. It is ten per cent more than took the work last year. There are more students in this de partment than were in the university when Prof. Caldwell, head of the depart ment, graduated in 1889. Up to 1882 the university had less than this num ber of students. Thirty-two courses arc offered in this department. Besides this there arc some six or eight courses given alternately, so that it would re quire a student about two and one-half years to complete all the work offered hero in American history. It requires four instructors. Prof. Caldwell lect ures in fivo courses, Roscoe Pound in four, C. E. Perslnger in two and Mrs. J. A, Reed in one. Dr. Shoemaker's Private Hospital, Special attention given to all Diseases of women. (All surgical diseases nrc treated by the most approved methods Every con venience for Pelvic and Abdominal Surgery Bnths for Ladles Only. Special atten tion given to Massage and Swedish Move ments in their most recent developments by the trained manipulator in charge. C. A. SHOEMAKER, M. P., 1 1 17 L St. A Word to the Wise, THE "Odell No, 2" TYPEWRITER. Will do work which cannot be sur passed by any $100 machine and COSTS ONLY $20, Any one can learn to operate it in a few minutes. It is s'trong, dur able and portable, and does not get out of order very readily. Agents Wanted Everywhere. Write for catalogue, samples of work, etc Favorable terms to agents and dealers ODELL TYPEWRITER CO. 358364 Dearborn St. CHICAGO, I E83' jf 1 HONORS FOR DEWEY. The "University ofhjeago faculty lias decldeu to grant Admiral Dewey the honorary degree of LL. D. The matter lias not been announced offi cially, owing to Admiral Dewey not ac cepting the invitation to attend the festival celebration. The degree will be conferred next year, when he has con sented to visit Chicago. Admiral Dewey will be the second man to re ceive aa honorary degree from the Uni versity of Chicago, the LU D. con ferred upon President McKInley Inst fall having been the first. FUN FROM OUR EXCHANGES. A VISION. In sadness was my soul cast- down, Then bloomed a sight to give me aid; Anil 'on its slefvo a tag marked '"Paid." 'Twas Daphne in a charming gown, HER 'CONTINUOUS PERFORMANCE. Jane played solitaire and, see, Paresis Is the penalty; Not for Jane, though nay, oh, nay But for thoBO who watched her play. A CHURCH EPISODE. The preacher was nn ugly man, Who wabbled in liis gait, And so his parish made a plan To let him abdicate. Ho left, but fate was fair, at least, And fixed these folk unkind; On thorn she dumped a pretty priest, Who wabblod in his mind. I I SPALDING'S TRADE MARK foot tttll Supplies for 1899 Tlio Spnldlng Oniclal Intercollegiate Foot nail, used exclusively by Yale. Princeton, Har vard, Pennsylvania, Cornell, University of , Chicago. Michigan, and every leading foot ball team. UnlforniH, Shoes and every requisite for the game. Spalding's Ofllcinl Foot Gall Guide edited by "Walter Camp 1899 rules with index and explanatory notes, records, photographs of leading teams, postpaid, 10c. Hnndsomly illustrated catalogue of all sports mailed free A. G. SPALDING O BRO. i CHICAGO NEW YORK. BKNVKK Now in Press SECOND EDITION OF A BOOK OF CORN RHYMES ABOUT NEBRASKA AND HER PEOPLE, or William Reed dunroy. Regular Edition in Green and Gold, St. 00. Special Aulhir's Edition In White and Gold, St. 25 EVEN BETTER, BRIGHTER, HANDSOMER ( THAN BEFORE. FIRST EDITION EX- i HAUSTED IN SIX WEEKS. mt ABOUT THIS TIME OF YEAR. "Harry, I must have a new winter oloak." "Now, Clara, wait and I'll give you one as a Ohrlstmus present." IN the3t days of smokeless powders and men pressures ur, n" fllllnE your face with powder, losine your eyesigm nnu jjudoiui " u uslnc s repeater that opens on top and elects k -.-I ...... mom nifnlrl h nnOl. r lace, v Frame and Side Electing principle Is the most t -...- i.. itlin frtii fivnlfl thf nnftfll II u yuui ipvp, w..w. , y. -,- c'.j Tn DIMtV Dy DUyinc B mnnuuir hw mu.m. - "WORTH SEEING. "Billy, your wife is a very stylish dresser." 'Stylish? "Walt till you see our cook." rrumc mm uiup . ,.....-.,..- .. ...- ------ Important Improvement made In repeatlnc arms for many years. Complete Illustrated catalocfor3 stamp?. . .. TH&MARLIN FIRE ARMS CO. NEW HAVEN, DONNi Hi khii snriMi k & Co The Annual Thanksgiving Sale w ofr to to M to 0 to 4 49 49 4? 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 43 49 of Linens. Dinnerware Kitchenware, and to 49 Groceries H 49 L, f began here on Monday and closes on Saturday evening, No- jJJ 49 vember 25th. j This is the event always looked forward to, always awaited ZX !. tl, ,Jf u :r ....!. . . . i f r. o tQY j "- 1'iuuciii iiuuai; wuu wuii Hii nueresi uorn oi past prone- y, able experience. &ji Its an opportunity to replenish the table linen, the china, the $J kitchen wares and to procure the purest of dainty foods for 2 the Thanksgiving repast at a saving always worthy of every- to body's consideration. SEE THE $37.50 LINEN SET WHICH WILL BE GIVEN AWAY ON WEDNESDAY EVENING, NOV. 29th, at 5 O'CLOCK, SHARP. WINDOW DISPLAY OF THANKS- 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 t 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 "49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 49 GIVING LINENS, N STREET WINDOWS. Fashionable Outer Gar ments at a Big Saving. We've just procured another lot samples. -This time it consists of Jack ets, Capes, Suits, Ulsters and Box Coats. Every garment is ultra-fashionable and cannot be duplicated in Lin- coin. The col- MtH y !Jm ors are castor, navy, cadet blue, brown and b.'ack We bought the lot at a bargain, and we offer these for this week, as long as they last at a discount of yi from the actual cost price. Prices range 10, 12, 15, 18 and $25. to to to 0 to to 0 to 0 ot ? 0 0 ot Of to 0 0 0 to to to to to 0 to ofr to to to 6t LINCOLN, NEB. as usual, you reap the benefit, for to o o to b ofr to to cl to to to to to to 0 euii4Te m; 2 ft be University of ittinnesota College of Medicine uiul Surgery. The Twelfth Annual Course of Lectures will com mence on the 10th day of September, 1890, and will continue eight and one-half months. The course is graded and covers a period of four years. Medical Hall, the Laboratory of Medical Sciences, the Laboratory of Medical Chemistry and the Laboratory of Anatomy are situated upon the University campus. The clinical op portunities afforded by the hospitals and dispensaries of Minneapolis and St. Paul are at the command of the College. For out-door clinical service a new clinical building has been built in a central location. For information address Da. Parks Ritchie, DEAN UNIVERSITY OI" MINNESOTA, MINNEAPOLIS, MINN. Pq i v