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About The Hesperian / (Lincoln, Neb.) 1885-1899 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 1, 1893)
NOT TO BE RE0D.
Advice to the full-back should be, "Put
your best foot forward."
Work in .freshman history reminds one of
a thin rivulet of text meandering through a
wilderness of outlines.
WHY SHK DID NOT APPROVE.
Miss Fycken. Do you like Mi88 X's
Miss Geeoi. No, its like her best com
plexion too highly colored.
"Seems like this is not a world of ideals
but of reels," said the police judge as the
twenty-fifth inebriate was brought before
In thick and fast the proflets passed,
And more and more and more
The faculty to take their seats
Upon the rostrum floor.
PART OF THE GAME.
Little Johnny. Your big brother shears
an awful lot, doesn't he ? , .
Little Billy. Sh ! He's practicing
go on the foot-ball team.
The chapel stage, on which they went,
Was filled that day, I deem;
Or would, had not this strange event,
Alas, been but a dream.
Wantsum Moore. There's one thing I
don't mind in the least to brush against.
Sophy Moore. Yes ?
Wantsum Moore. A good stiff one after
a morning at the blackboard.
It is to be hoped that some at least of the Ijet us be thankful that the coming of win
glee club will endeavor to pursue the even ter seems to have put an end to the "sand
tenor of their way. burr" season.
TO BE ENVIED.
Bill. The late financial stringency does
not seem to have affected foot-ball teams.
Jack. No, they abound in Y's as much
That worthy editor-in-chief,
Who writes of us so chilly,
Should look in some good loxicon
Ere using words so "illy."
IN LINGUA PROPRIA.
The student astronomical who'll soon
Be 'starring' in a meteoric flight
To some athletic or some learned tune,
Destined to glorify the old maroon,
Now 'suns' him in the limpid autumn light
Or '11100118' in droves into the mellow night,
Trying to planet in the prof's despite
How ho can comet to skip class next noon.
11EEN THERE HIMSELF?
Jenno Bark. What a fine German stu
dent Mr. Jones is. All his translations are
Bill Lo Doux. So are those in the library.
Spain has ton Universities, Italy has
seventeen; Germany, twenty-one; Groat
Britian, eleven; Russia, eight; the United
States has three hundred and sixty. What
ia the matter with the IT. S.? Ex. Nothing
in particular, but if you will read one of
our other exchange articles you will- see that
it is "different in the morning."
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