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Mr 1. ih.it w'IIka. his famous i-nt-i-talmn.
n;. Ha..-l Klrko." at "Wesley an
unlv.rsi: T!uirsln f.ntn Mui.U J.
HU amiK 111- bevn m,mUously mi
n'sMul .mil flifiUM tMrnmnHlntU'iis
ftnn tho ln-st miilirltles. Vrwl Emer
v,m Hr.iks ways: "Mimicry would un
il.r ui h a lit-: fornmiice he commonplace.
Only Inborn renhi, .il:vl ly !
ImiKlniaUl. art. oouM mh- a jierform-aei-
t fho jxrf?tl-i Mr EllMt 1.pk."
Th.- imbuqiie. la .i Times says:
WhiNt .it times irrr. iUbl funny.
ihei.- n.-i-r . am turn- u ulnar
wirtil'ir i "l.in: a fa ' i li t . In thi-f la
.if ImiTi'1i imri1 !inii .-ininn-nil tin
juTfoniiamv t .'U .ir f i r."
H.-nirv It. WViil'im.' will ffivi- li
inwi. "t Wmrv in ,)..il An emmlni'iit
Hvlm- in ihe .-Hut wi "1 wnultl nwhi-r
, !' ihf aulh.ir of that lecture on 'The
I Mnn of Galilee' than of nny human pro
ilucuon tliat I have i Mr heunl Anil from
the lipH -if any living man "
! Joseph Cook. "It is brIUhint iiiitl
I powerful n fascination and an Inspira
tion. The American lyceum am boast
no greater orator t lmn Wondllnj;."
. A ticket entitling the lioldor to both
j these lectures ami a resarvod scat costs
only SO cents. SlnRle admission 86 cents.
' Special cars will lie on O street at 7
o'clock to ca-r the crowd out niHl back.
The reserved tt an- goiitff fast: Ret
yMir befori" the are sjvme.
Two university boy started for
M.'mo i Friday evmlnft- They intend
tn bu land wblcfi can be used foi
KTMninjr coffee.
The rrlli Trrinlili d.
"Ah!"
The shock passed away and the world
r.as quiet,
"Evidently"
He pazed with wonder upon the curi
ous formations of rock which the quake
had revealed.
"The earth is not what It Is cracked
up to be." New York World.
The Ewing; Clothing Co. are showing
the lfst values in 5S and $10 suits and
overcoats in Llnooln.
Teacher The Lord made the earth
in six days.
Tommy Smutliers What did he do
night sV
Teacher That U a funny question.
Who can tell Tommy what God did at
night?
lloWiy IJlathers lean, teacher. He
made Toledo. Ohio.
Tim Only Market.
Editor I um orrv 1 can not take
those jukes. They are alias old as
Methuselah.
Inkleiirh Uut what am 1 to do with
them'.' I must get rid of them some
where. Editor--Snd them to Philadelphia
as specimens of the eoiiiinj humor of
our grcat-frraiidcliildren.
And No Jro A.Ut'd.
First Tramp Where'r yer goin
Uill?
Seeond Tramp oh. Tin off tor one
of them summer resorts around here.
First Tramp hat's the idea or
doin' that.'
Second Tramp Well, yor see, 1 jist
called n the doctor that lives 'cross
the street there and he ordered me
a wax-
No rium Lout
He Urokor tbrUkly) Mr. Silvcrplate
in?
Clerk No, sir.
De llroker Woll. vlien he comes,
please tll hLn to .sand me another
barrel oi things nuit:il)le for wedding
presents. The last lot is about jjone.
Ta, ta! Xew York Weekly.
ITncomfortalile Comfort.
Mrs. Wayiipp I sympathize with
you deeply. It must be very painful
to lose a fortune
Mrs. Illuck It's terrible! When we
were rich we used nothing but the
most exquisite antique furniture, but
it s all gone, every piece,
"The new furniture which you hare
hero looks very comfortable."
"That's the trouble. It is so com
fortable that 1 am continually re
minded of the awful fact that it is not
antique."
Remember that Francis Bros, have re
opened the Cajrttaa Cafe. 121 Xortn
Elerertlh atreet. Short order meals arc
their speotalty.
WcaterflHd should bf y-ur barber.
Have your tonaorial w.rk (Vine at
Weeterflfld's.
The very laXmt styles In hair cut n
Westw-flHd'a.
Don Cameron's lunch
South Eleventh street.
counter, 118
A full line of (typewriter supplies at
the Smith Premier office, 186 South
Eleventh strotrt. Tel. 148. C. W. Ecfeer-
Only Anotlmr Maluprnjilisin.
She was a very stout woman stoutw
than stout women usually are. Bal
lasted with a basket, two parcels and a
balny. she buckod her way to tae only
Beat in the car. Already in half tile seat
was a. slip of a girl, fresh and Mayllke,
as girls are apt to be nowadays.
The young girl had a big bunch of
lilacs in her lap. The stout woman,
with the eight-o'cIoek-in-Uie-inorning
perspiration, mopped some of It from
her head and face. Then the lilacs
caught her eye.
These lilacs looked decliclouslr cool
and fresh, and the stout woman felt
uncommonly warm. The situation was
a fatal one and Imperative. The stout
woman felt Impelled to do Justice to it
She did. She looked at the flowers
again, then at tie young girl, than
straight up Into space and came out
with, "My, ain't them lilacs flagrant!
Philadelphia Call.
man, agent.
Don Cameron's lunch
South Eleventh street.
counter, US
Delti.YK Are Dangerous.
Lorer And mo your mother does not
believe in loiijf engtig'ementjs? 1 am
delighted.
Mlas le Uroker Ye, mamma says
orerwo many girls' fathers have failed
duiine loiijfeiifnMTM'ieut, and the poor
tliiiifs never gut utarriad at all
A Jut Ketiort,
Little i5rl I've jfluod my doll's hair
on tMiee, and it came oir both times.
Mother Oh, well, try it again.
Little (iirl I'm groin' to. This time
I'm goin to mix tlie jrlue in a hair re
storer bottle. Good News,
Auburn, Falls City,
Atchison, St. Joseph,
and Kansas City.
Oily Ticket Offlco, 1201 0 Street.
K. C. TOVWSSND. Qoa'l 1'. t "2. A.
r. D. CUKNCZiIi, C. 1. & T. A
The Funke Opera House Block
is Um place to get oiir Choice Amuri
cn Ileiuity ami ll-ises if any shade.
Carnations :nv,l till (! r.il work gaaran
tci'il. Dccora'Moiis specialty.
FIJKY o: KUEY.
Fiorists.
Tlio Kwing Clothing company are the
popular priced clothiers of Lincoln. A
call will convince you. Il'i5 and 1117 O.
THE...
NEBRASKAN
FOR THE
SI'XOND SEMESTER
...40 cents
Burlington's personally conducted
excursions to Utah and California. A
Pullman tourist sleeping car will leave
Lincoln every Thursday at 12:15 .p.
m. for Denver, Salt Lake, Ogden, San
Francisco and Los Angeles. Only J5
for a double berth Lincoln to Los An
geles in one of these cars. Remember
there is no change of cars. For full In
formation and tickets apply at Bur
lington & Missouri depot or city ticket
ollleo, oornor Tenth and O streets.
G. V. Bonnell, a P. & T. A-
Oucbt to 1'iel CJiruji.
llrst IJoy I bet Mr. De llroker feels
cheap.
Second Hoy Why?
First IJoy Last week lie paid two
hundred dollars for a dojf, and to-day
a two dollar dog- licked him Good
News.
Old, but in m ir Dn-ku.
A country newspaper reports a brief
colloquy between a woman and her
lazy husband. She was busy, and the
baby -waa crying, and the man, so far as
appears, was saying nothing.
"John." she said, "1 wish you would
roek the baby,"
"Oh, bother," was the answer, "why
should I rock the baby?"
"Why. bscause he Isn't very well and
I hare this mending to do. Besides half
of him belongs to you, anyhow, and you
ought to be willing to help take care of
him."
"Well, half of him belongs to you,
too, and you can roek your half and let
my half holler." Philadelphia Inquirer.
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jfl 1 1 AL 4 THE MOST CONVENIENT PLACE FOR STUDENTS
I OPEN ALL NIGHT.
Oysters and ame in Season.
121 North Eleventh Street.
SHORT ORDERS OUR SPECIALTY. -:- GIVE US A TRIAL,
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Special Elates - to - Stubents.
FUNZE OPERA. ECOXJSJE.
rSAXTZ C. ZEESUSO Minmg-er..
Corner O and 12th
Friday & Saturday and Sat, Maitnee,
Feb. 28 and 29,
BEACH & BOWERS
MINSTRELS
30 Distinguished Artists,
I'OI'ULAK PRICES. Seati on sale Wednesday
morning Feb. 3d. 10, so, 30, cents.
IF YOU KNOW.
tli at I have
the apparatus
for half soling in the neatest stylo,
the latest point phoes and up-to-date
styles, it would pay you to bring all
your shoe repair work to 100 South 18th
fet. All work guaranteed. J, III
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