Image provided by: University of Nebraska-Lincoln Libraries, Lincoln, NE
About The Nebraskan. (Lincoln, Neb.) 1892-1899 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 18, 1895)
r fed Hi" M 1 1, 1 t V 'nvr V . They Visit the Horticultural Exhibit, Algornon Prottyf jico niul Eleanor Lilylocks nttondod tlio llorticult urul exhibit in Nebraska Hull. Thoy looked at the tempting ap ples and read all tho signs and had a good lime. They got bo hind tho tall palms and squeezed each other's hands and looked into each others oyes "with the fondest looks. Algernon woro a largo ulster with capacious pockets and Eleanor had on a cloak with pockets of a good capacity. Thoy wandered about tho placo aim lessly for a considerable time and then thoy started for tho door. They had forgot Ion their dis tended pockets and both started to go through tho door at tho same time, when thoy became wedged securely in tho door by reason of their well-filled pockoU and could not extricate themselves until a guard camo and unloaded Alger non's pockets. As the large red apples were taken out ono by one, Algernon's face -turned as red as tho rosy apples. Eleanor tossed hor head and remarked that she would not have anything to do with an apple thiol and as she passed grandly down tho hall of tho build ing, her cloak pockets looked like largo saddlo bags they were so lull ot apples, boon at tor how ever Algernon and Eleanor were scon eating from the same large apple out in tho shade of a pine tree on the campus. A smile of jor was on Algernon's face and the dove of peace had spread his while wings above the loving couple. W. R. D. PRANK A. GRAHAM, Livery and Boarding Stables. 1027 and 1029 Q Street. Telephone 147 , ,,v Free!; Free! With every Cnli Purchase of 2fic. a chnnco is piven Free on u $00 Wheeler & Wilson No. 9 Sewing Machine mid a Boy or Girl's ?50 Bioycle at The Lansing Theatre Drug Store, HICKS BROS.. Prop3. L. BLUMENTHAL, Any OLD HAT mnde orer na good as new. Also, Clsthcs Cleaned, Dytd, ft Repaired. 1020 I STBEKT. Art's Place, At lOlO O Street, IS THE BARBER SHOP FOR STUDENTS TO PATRONIZE. GIVK XJS A. 'rii.lA.Ij. ss Butchins (KHyat! SELL ALL OOAL Xi AT REDUCED RATES. 1040 O Street Telephone 225, ELBEST LAUNDRY COMPANY IS THE PLACE FGR STUDENTS TO PATRONIZE. Phone 579. 2208 0 St. The Commercial Barber Shop DOES THE BEST WORK. The Finest Bath Rooms in the City. Student patronage solicited. Ageuey for tbe licit havodrj. laO X. 11 i Street. Nebraska Pant and Suit Co., 1 2 1 7 O Street. ( Wwt tall o( Trunk Factory.) All Wool Pants Made to Order, flrit-clftM ftud RTtmrnntaed to flt, 93, tt, 95, 18, and opwardi. Business Suits, $15, $18, 920, and up. OVERCOATINGS, VESTINGS, Fopalar I'riwi. Ooodi sold by yard, and End (or Doy'a Panti, itc. Few uncalled w. panti and vnlU at yonr own price. 0. R. OAKLET. O. N. Holcou, Catter, . -' ' ' ' ' iannM triBiiiiniiiir i -- nMitinn tin nrf. Whon tho yours Mint uro shining bo foro us, Aglow with tho fresh rosy dawn, Itnvo pnssod Hko tho swift hours of morning, And tho hunt of tho noontide draws on, Whon wo rest for nwhllo by tho way-sldo, And look to tho bright hills agnin, Or stand in tho still, creeping shadows, Whon tho wutohors tiro fow on tho plain, Whon wo look on tho ways wo havo wandorod, On many a long, weary way, Wo shall 900 tho old hall in its glory, May its froscoing never decay! Wo shall como back again where wo gathered, Whon euro lias not wrinkled our brows; Wo .shall givo to tho maiden in azure, Tho incense of holier vows. Wo shall till her wide urn like a censer, Till tho altar of memory glows; And out of tho smoke like a vapor, Kiso tho spirits each glad Union knows. John Jones will como back through tho twilight. My Bonnie will como from tho sea, And Ono Little Injun will linger, Till our weary oyos glisten to see. And faces that smiled at our greeting And hands thutjworo clasped in our own, And voices that sounded like jinisic, Will echo each far-away tune. And liko stars in tho dark bluo of heaven, They will shine in tho sky of our night, Till tho boll in thosteoplo is sounding And tho janitor turns oir tho light Katiiauini: Mkliuk. Tho abovo poem was read beforo tho Union Literary society last Kriday ovoniug.J A Love Lyric. Oil! that sho would deign to speak That her lips might touch this cheok! Would it still this wild unrest That surges in my breast? Oh! that her bright oyes would glance Whero I wait and long. Pcrchanco It might still this wild unrest That surges in my breast! Oh! that her soft hand might press Hand of mino in shy caress. Could it still this wild unrest That surges in my breast? Oh! 'twero worth both life and death To fool upon my cheek her breath! It could still this wild unrest That surges in my breast. WILLIAM KBE1 JJiamoY n Omaha Worhl-llrruld. vrY( h'ICKing ck.7 Frtssor-byr-I thought you wore blind. Mendicant. Well, boss, times is so hard, and competition so-great, that cvjQi'fa blind man has to keep his eyes open, if he wants to do any business at all. Friend. Why do you write "dictated" at the top of each of your letters? You hapo no amanu ensis typewriter. Business Man. -Xo; but I'm a mighty poor speller, and if there are any mihlakos the recipient will blame it on the stenographer. Judge. You are charged with bigamy, Mr. Smith. IJavc you anything to say to tho charge? Prisoner.- Xo, I'm not fool enough to talk against two women. "Don't you think that if your education had been what it should have boon, you would have kept out of jail?" said a visitor to a prisoner. "I reckon so. J wrote another man's name on a check, and got caught because I hadn't spelled it right." "Tlu'l'e is nnlv nnn flihwr T vn. grot about my execution, ' ob served the condemned murderer. "What is it?" "The suspense." In English Class, Question What is a Barbarism? Answer A Barber-ism is a stale joke sprung in Horace class. VJ I I -j uk y lsxstu WM 011 win 1- u Tiik Nkhkaskan has received many complimentary notices on its Christmas number, and returns thanks for tho same. Ho could wrlto and toll his ma, How tho profs ho could all blulf, But could novor toll his pa, Where tho wont, all tho stuir Has. X do not oaro to voto, sho said, I hato this suffrage rant, But I don't want somo horrid man To toll 1110 that I can't. Km. Instructor in Latin "Miss H., of what was Cores the goddess?" Miss I) "She was the goddess of marriage. 11 Instructor "O, no, of agriculture." Miss H. (looking perplexed) "Why, L in sure my book says sho was tho goddess of husbandry. lie. "How's the baby?" "Very well dust like a stu dent." ' , "How's that?" ".Raises cane all night, sleeps all day." Fieycmla lUudtcr. A writer in the Chat-Jiook, that unique, successful Chicago publica tion, Pays: "I recall an advortisomont which actually appoarcd. sans hyphen, re cently in a London daily, to wit: Mr. and Mrs. Nathan Levi, having cast oil' clothing of ovory description, invito an early inspection." This shows that an advert ior has to be very careful how he manipu lates the ruiiglish language. Path finder. Better Talk This Way. Ich weis. nioht was soil os bedouten, Das, dio Ofllzioro so undeutlich sprecheu, Ich kanu dio Orduungo nicht verstehen, Sio nur eiu lauten grosson laerm machon. We Don't Think. Thoy tell how forth tho arrow sped, When William shot tho apple; But who can calculate the speed Of him who's lato for chapel? E,u. Their Wedding Trip. (CONTINUED.) Xever a day was fairer than the day which dawned on the marriage of i'atriquo Dolan and Mercedes McQuinlc. They left tho ollice of the justice of the peace united. But alas, no shower of rice or storm of antiquat ed shoes greeted their departure. For they were married without the isent of Mercedes' parents. But .& did not mar their happiness a tie. They wandered down the boulevard to the car track loading to Lincoln. They boarded the car and their wedding trip had begun. We will leave iliem on their trip and not dwell on their arril val safely at Western Xormai. They started back to Lincoln again and got transfers from the conductor. Jjut when they reached tho city, Merce des insisted on walking down the street and looking into the show windows. While they were thus occupied, they did not think how time was Hying until the' came to a jeweler's window, when to their amazement they saw that it was two hours after the time when they should have taken the transfer. "Too late!" gasped Patriqne. The had indeed missed the transfer and now nothing remained but to walk home. They were in disnair. Neither had any money. They knew no one of whom they could borrow any. .Sadly they roamed the streets The sun was low in the west. The' wore hungry. Patriqne tried to steal a peanut but the big mouthed Italian rushed at him so fiercely that he dropped it. He told Merce des that it Avas hot, any way. Suddenly a light came upon the face of Mercedes. "See!" she cried. "There is the street! See!" The remainder of this highly in teresting and instructive tale will be fond in our next number, for sale by all news dealers or sent on receipt of price by Tiik Nkhuas kan Publishing Company. Tho EikLJ dtf l&LlttK MjHk. - X .tM& The University Conservatory of Music Is ready to receive pupils of any degree of advancement, In all Branches of Music. With a full corps of instructors and the advantages ex tended by the University, it is enabled to offer to all a musi cal education not equaled elsewhere in the West, and far su perior to the training which it is possible to obtain from private instruction. Students arc cordially invited to visit tho new building, and inform themselves of all tlte privileges offered. For further information apply to Willard Kimball, Director. Pianos and Organs Sheet Music, and Musical Merchandise. ESTEY & CAMP, 139 So. 12th St. WHILE THEY For the Rest of the School Year for 50 Cents, CALL AT- Mead's News - FOR - Fine Cigars, Tobacco 1 Stationery. All the Latest Novels always in Stock. The WORLD-HERALD and CHICAGO PAPERS delivered to any part of the city by carrier. L. L. MEAD, FRCP., 118 SO, llTH STREET. TOOTHACHE. That little nuisance, tlio toothache, the worst of i&H dis eases, cured in loss than three minute, or may be extracted with little or no pain! Fine gold tilling for stu dents at low rateM. est flint teeth, that will be ih good after S55 years' Her vice nn now. JSiimIi wiiucltcr teeth, bent offered lor $5. at your own price. Cheap est teeth out. Everything in tho dental lino of the bent quality at reasonable rates. 1808 O St. Booms O and 10. 1MB. A. V. liUUIUJS. LAST . . . . k?,&i The Nebraskan and Cigar Stand CALIFORNIA as? ar,ssswawaf Omitlin r Mr.,lri to .u Aep or Hi, I'riin' cIbto. yiii ti,e Hniiic Houtu ,1 oSen. Car limvi-H Hs Moiiux -vrv 1'i-lilii.v, und hIwiiIIik cur rito from tiiwn Ih t& so. "mk tur You Imvo tlitoiiKli Hlwnur, (mil tlio I'liUHim i fiii 1..V.V1. . . '''""k ""M.ni I'liiimitn ijii u, Aililrtwti for lull put Hi iiiim,, CHAS. KENNEDY, Oh W.-w. P, A., Omalia, Hel), 0. A. BUTHEBEOHD, C, T, ts V. A Lincoln, JHO, SEDASIIAW, O, P, A., Chicago, TO
