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Fin Do Soiolo.
Tlio maidon of IMh ditty
h not cxcocdi'.B pi'otty,
iiucuvoryiJOd.vHwoiu'H uiul hiioih "ciiiu;
SIlO llllH fcllOWH, 1 HllOUUl tflK'HH,
Twenty doron more or Ichh;
For a boy who don't ad miro liur in a f real;.
Now it in no more than right
To mltnft she ih not bright,
For In logK she in alwayu off her twirl,
And lirr lully recitations
Are a source of lamentationH
To the prof wlio really hate to ilnnk tlio
Blrl.
Shu's a " rear row iiend " in eliapol,
Hut I Hpfi'ihly would grapple
With the follow who would want to kick
on thut;
For she KtH her German there
While th Chancellor leads in prayer,
j Yet she never has her lessons very " pat."
Of course she is a frat
Sim lint sense enough for that ;
.'Ami a girl is not supposed to rank so
high,
But they take thoin on their looks,
Not by what they know in books,
. And prefer to have them just a little lly.
And she's not but what the use?
: Por sIu-'h quite beyond abuse,
g,Jior you nil will understand tlio girl l
mean.
-Though her intellect's a fraction
Yot I lovo liur to distraction :
oi of all the girls in collego she's the
k t cream.
The Itacc is to tlic Swift.
lie ib a sroodly youth of noble
- nii en, x of stature and of .slight
build. By moans of these tiwiljli
culioub lie seeured an enyiuble po
sition as cjis-hier in a local reslauf
rnnt whero ho enjoys a nmtenal
remuneration, in the shape of three
good meals si day accompanied by
a weekly stipend of moderate pro
portions, let he does not appear
nappy and contented, lie wear a
worried and haunted look, and fre
quently sudden shocks can be no
ticed passing through his body,
causing the spectator to believe
that a spectre must be hovering in
tho near vicinity. The gentleman
in question is alllictcd with moody
and reflective spells from which he
emerges with tho countenance be
fore mentioned. As ho enters his
place of employment, he darts fur
tive glances, at the proprietor, fear
ful that he may read something
there Avhich will mean his dis
charge. It is noticed that when
ham and eggs are placed before
him, these glances arc intensified.
He has a fearful past, and it is
with horror that his thoughts re
vert to that black day on which his
actions, were they known to his
employer, would immediately re
sult in his leaving his employ.
Then ho looks at his frail anatomy
and thinks at least that his looks
arc not against him. But that one
day! O, why did he do it? How
clearly he remembers that when on
tho eve of last Easter morn, it was
suggested when they were clustered
around the table, that an egg race
should bo hold the next day, with
what eagerness he ontored into the
spirit of tho thing, how ho won the
victory by a score of oighteen to
sixteen. But these aro sad remem
brances, and he soliloquizes, " Sup
pose ho should discover that 1 had
a capacity for oighteen eggs, whore
would I bo?"
Where Ignorance was not Bliss.
Thoy had strolled into an O street
drug store, bent n having a dutch
treat when Riley's oyc was caught
hy the sign on tho big clock hang
ing on tho Avail, which read "syn
chronized to U. S. observatory
time." " What does synchronized
mean?" ho asked. Tho gonial clerk
informed him that it meant "sot."
OUR MONEY'S WORTH OR YOUR
The crowd agreed that Kiley had
better synchronize Vm up, so it
wasn't ii dutch trer, after all.
Post no Bills.
This is the way it looked: "Au
gust 20th, ll:ilo a.m., Chas. 0.
Pulis 10 S student K. & W.
"Wis. Posting ad's without eon
sent S Si 'S0. Not searched.
Green I -I 'oinpl. ( Tinnnnn,
$1.00 and costs, tf2.7, vol. appear
ance, 1.00 SI. 70. 0:80 a.m., Au
gust 21st, $10.00 Paid a p. by
V. T. Ciillispie to appear 0 a
21st. Net."
Whore Ignorance is Bliss.
Miller (looking at that fascinat
ing ad.), "(ice! wouldn't that
make a daisy high live hand.
Smith, I'll tell you what, fel
lows, Fannie is a brick.
.Jones (innocently), Is she a
pressed brick?
DURING THE SUMMER.
What the Professors dil During
tho Hot Weather.
Professors Allen, Adams, Bates,
Bruner, Edgron, Hitchcock, Inger
soll, Nicholson, and Stout remained
at home, and spent their time
stutVing or holding special classes.
P ofossors Barber, Lyons, Bur
nett, Conkling, and Hodgeman
studied in Chicago University.
Pro lessor Sherman taught a class
at Chicago University.
Professor Barbour piloted the
geological expedition through tho
bad lands.
Professor Caldwell spent a short
time at Colorado Springs. Pro
fessor Bates got married and
cruised about the shores of Salt
Lake.
Professor Brace went to Europe
to Study.
Professor Candy went to his
homo in Missouri.
Professor Card went to his old
home in Pennsylvania for a time,
and then studied tho remainder of
the summer at Cornell.
Professor Fling visited Paris.
Professor Davis visited tho Pa
cific Coast and also attended tho
wheel meet in Denver, Colo.
Leiutcnant Pershing was in Den
ver but left for the scene of the
troubles in Chicago. He returned
to Lincoln in time to act as judge
of tho Suite Militia competitive
drills.
Professor Richards visited his
homo in Indiana.
Professor Tajdor wont to Now
York and got married.
Professor While visited his homo
in Maryland.
Miss Wilder was at Kansas City.
Professor Wolfe was in Phila
delphia. Professor Ward went to Michi
gan for tho Fish Commission. On
his way back he was married in
Chicago, September 11th, to Miss
Harriot Blair.
Mr. Sinter wont to his homo out
in Wostern Nebraska.
Mr. G. C. Menzondorf, avIio for
a number of years has been con
nected with tho University as in
structor of 'music, wishes to an
nounce that ho lias severed his con
nection with tho institution, and
will hereof tor give private lessons
MONEY BACK.
in piano, violin, viola, eello, har
mony, and theory, at his residence
15 12 K street. Tim best ami most
thorough instruction at a moderate
price. Only three blocks from the
university.
1)K. CLARK ON FOOT MAu
Thinks the Canto All Bight iVoin
lOvory Standpoint.
During the vacation Chancellor
Caniield heard of a pamphlet which
purported to set forth the undesi
rable features of foot ball from a
medical standpoint. Interested as
ho is in all the athletic sports of
the Mudonls, ho sent for some cop
ies, and when Dr. Clark arrived
referred them to him, with the re
quest that he would examine the
pamphlet anil see whether its cir
culation would bo helpful. Dr.
Clark read the circular carefully
and then replied to the Chancellor
in writing and at some length.
From this reply we select the fol
lowing as showing Dr. Clark's po
sition, and as being suggestive and
helpful to the members of tho ath
letic association interested in this
rame.
"To boffin with I am not a foot
ball enthusiast, I have played very
little myself, but I have seen men
made better, stronger, more cour
ageous and self-reliant by foot ball
practice and playing. 1 know that
hard fought games have been played
in a courteous and Christian way
with none of the attendant ovils
cited in the circular.
There is no question as to many
of the evils in the game as it is
now played. There is also no ques
tion thai an earnest attempt is be
ing made to eliminate some of these
evils. How successful the attempt
Avill bo remains to be seen.
The paper is evidently written by
one who had never played foot
ball. Tho writer absolutely ig
nores any good features of the
game or any intrinsic value which
it may have, and lays to the charge
of the game itself till the abuses,
incidental or otherwise, which have
attached themselves to it. This is
not judicial fairness. Somo
facts, indeed, tiro stated, but even
these are warped to the purpose of
the writer. There is noth
ing intrinsically praiseworthy in
the fact that a collego has tho
'poorest record in winning ath
letic games." This condition does
not anil never will exist in tho col
lege that has even a good general
gymnasium.
Tho comparison with baseball is
somewhat weak. Baseball is ac
companied by quite as much of tho
professional and bolting element as
is foot ball.
I believe no other game over
played tends more directly to the
development of skill, intellectuality
i. e., special qualities of mind,
instant obedience, united action,
courage, endurance; in fact, to an
all-around development, than this
same much abused game."
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