Coda
Minnesota rules the worldl Bring back some more of that
beautiful northern talkl Feliz Navidadl
Love, Skutr
Wade and Steve
Loving' Sam is the right thing to do, but we can’t all do the
right thing. Let us continue to bond in this way.
Cheers, Anne
Matt,
Hope the judge is having a good day. Turn on your lights
next timebutthead.
Dirty Jack
Pterodactyl,
It's been a tough semester but it's almost over I Good luck
on your finals. Have a relaxing break and remember I'm
only a phone cal! away if you need to talk.
Your Roomie
To the football teams,
National Championships are won on the field, noi the
newspaper, just ask Francis Allen. Go Seminolesi
Big buns: t
Good luck on finals. You've been a cool roommate.
_ Al
Fellow Delta Nu-ers (especially Paula, our wonderful
receptionist),
Let’s do this again sometime, only without the P D A.'si
And NO MASHING on the photo couch, pleasel
The Picture Woman
SWONDA (Health Dept.)
Keep your hands off of the messenger man you lustful
beast I
The Candy Men
Sunfish,
Hope Saginaw is a great experience. Don't forget all us
little people when you make a Pulitzer!
P.S. Happy Holidays
More and Faster!
Kick some photographic butt in Saginaw! ^
David P.
Happy Anniversary! Please don't forget me, I will always
love you.
Christine Q,
To the liver eatin' Johnsons
I'mgonna be like a catfish outta' water without you. Thank
goo for my adaptable respiratory system.
Wendy Nav
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Jason
Here's to turbo hot chocolate, movies, airplanes, car
washes, pillows and Schroeder. You've been so under
standing through all ot my crap-you'rethe bestl 5 more tun
filled months ahead, ana I'm looking forward to each dayl
Merry Christmas I
Love, Scooter
Scott P.
Yer in, Yer out,...YER OUTI
__ Al
A! & William,
Hope you guys have a great time in India. Don't forget to
write your fellow photogsl
P.S. Tell Julia Hil
Erin,
I'm glad we finally figured out what we both wanted. (And
before it was too late, I might add). Everything will work
out-trust me. I love you.
MSU
TRY TO HAVE FUN IN VEGAS. DO YOU WANT TO BE
"STEVE"?
___- JDZ
Kelli S.(AXiD),
Hopefully, you'll still be able to read this after studying so
much the last couple weeks. Good luck on finals, start
listening to some real music and stay away from Omaha.
P.S. You really are so darn cooll
Chuck
Is that tummy starling to bulge? Is the hair growing thin?
Could Docotor Hotchkiss really be 39...again!l Please
take time from all the finals you fear and give a jingle and
wish him the best birthday year.
Kris, Wendy, and Adeana,
Thanks for putting up with my crap all semester. It was fun
waking up to your phone calls every morning at 8—Alan's
voice just won't be the same. Have tun in Chicago, Florida
and at the Star. Stay out of jail.
Chuck
MAC,
Sorry, you don’t get your own room next semester, but we
could be living at the train station (although it seems like
we are already). I promise I'll keep my side cleaner. Yeah,
rightl Merry Christmasl
Love, Mishka
Chuck,
Now that I'm gone and you're still here, Ibequeaththe loon
unto you. One word-teethmarks,
Nick
Dear "Big Time",
Remember me this summer when I'm stuck in Lincoln
(lipping burgers. I'm sooo happy for you I could scream,
or how about just let you buy the beer? Your nickname fits
now; just don't forget us little people. Merry Christmasl
Love, MP
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Testifying before a Senate subcommittee,
the Hardy boys crack the Iran-contra scandal.
Michelle- :
Feliz Navidad and all that other crapl Thanks for every- (
thing from spins that make me dizzy and puke to life's (
philosophies. I promise I won't bruise you againl
Love, Weegee
WNA, |
Can we party with you? •
Kiley- \
Congrats and good luck in Houstonl Thanks for every- ,
thing from 2 'o'clock talks to letting me eat the crumbs off
your platel Merry Christmas I
Love, Skutr
Christi:
Can I set a beer on your butt?
Al
Dearest Crete T-Bird (June),
I know what you're getting for Christmas, and you don’t!
So when are we going to party in Wanekland, you married
homebody, youfHappy Holidaysl
Love always, Mary Ellen
John A,
The time has come to drink many beers. Where’ Maybe
the Bronco? Maybe in Ainsworth? You name the place.
KT
Edge Techno Tyrants:
Music meistro, please? Gol
Rave on I
Ninja Gypsies.
I don't know why, but I'm aolng to miss you. Thanks for
everything & keep in touchl
Love, —a friend who really is leaving.
Mwai, Twish, Ewlc, Kwaey, Pwasanth, Michelwell and
Kwitty
With nowbodwy two bwug wyon will wit stiwll bwe fwun?
Jwim
Jeremy
We love you...and not just because you're so cute.
‘ Anne and Anita
Alejandro.
M i companero de cuartofeo, fellcitaciones en graduarse.
El que roto tu nariz
Big Al.
To the best roomie yeti Have a great, SAFE trip to India.
Keep in touch when you return...we'll find you a girlfriend
yet. And rest assured, she'll have sexy eyes and a
wonderful "pooper".
P.
Jen, Heather. & Ann,
It was tun while it lasted. My life won't be the same without
you (thank God). Well, maybe now you'll get some mail.
Love, me
Shawn,
k rematch of caps is definitely in order. Wishing you the
lest of luck in finals and a wonderful Christmas break.
Love, your best friend in the whole world (hal hall
guess who.
)ear Staci,
My bologna has a first name..." Here's to the best friend
t neurotic, overbearing, obnoxious bitch like me ever had.
four application for sainthood goes before the pope next
veek. (Consider a Christmas gift.) Keep your chin up,
|irlfriend. Merry Christmas.
Love, Michelley
lo: Dr. Doolittle, Angie and Einstein
t's been a true pleasure sharing short story with you this
temester. You have amused and enlightened me.
Anne
:ellow DN Grads,
t's been a pleasure working with you all for the past
»uple years. Best of luck in all future endeavors.
Nick
Michelle,
Thanks for always being there when I needed a shoulder
to lean on. You’ve been a truly great friend. Thanks for
everything. Happy Holidays
Big Time
JSAW:
HAVE FUN IN KEARNEY NEXT SEMESTER. WE'LL
BE DOWN TO SAY HEY!
J, J. S, A
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No. 0806
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city
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motto
10 Yawn
14 Erstwhile White
House pet
15 Wise preceder
15 Not written
17 Chekhov play
20 Made tracks
21 Pal Joey's
creator
22 Scarlett’s
terrain
23 Federal agcy.
24 Steps over
fences
28 Stripped
30 Frighten with
threats
33 Mushroom
34 Teen-ager's
plight
38 Mitigate
38 Forster novel
39 Painter Magritte
40 Scram!
41 African republic
42 Prefix with dent
or sect
43 Unhearing
44 Hognose
snakes
48 Creek
48 Memorable
Surrealist
48 Fountain drinks
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55 O'Neill play
59 Legal right
60 Connect again
61 Manitoban
Indian
62 Bungler's
apology
63 Hardwood trees
64 Facsimile
DOWN
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Donne
2 Yale Bowl
sounds
3 A Waugh
4 Inti, pact
s Arterial ducts
6 Bum-(bad
advice)
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• Legal thing
tOnassis
nickname
10 Barbarians
11 Neighborhood
12 Henry Vlll's
Catherine
13 Designer
Schiaparelli
it Tourists’
stopovers
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23 Thought:
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25 Barfly
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27 -majesty
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preposition
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31 Willow tree
32 Has on
34 Ottoman bigwig
38 Geraint's wife
37 On the Baltic j
38 Shade of blue
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44“
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1969 film
4f Cloudbursts
47 Laurie or
Rooney
48 Town west of
Caen
48 Mississippi
feeder
so Unfathomable
52 MC doubled
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