CORNCOBS: _
Banquet Sunday 7:00 at Valentino's (34th & Holdreqe)
R.S.V.P. to Beth, 475-6924. a h
Grand Hotel
‘TODAY ONLY*
Tickets available for students at the Information Desk at
the City Union for the Saturday, Feb. 22nd. Showing at
2:00, Lied Center for Performing Arts. UPC-KLPAC.
Huskers Women's Volleyball Team is looking for a dedi
cated responsible student manager for their spring sea
son and for the fall of '92. Please contact Coach Noth at
472-2399.
PANAMA CITY BEACHES
Join us at the hottest and newest SPRING BREAK
location today—only $22411 Call AARON 474-9129.
Student Foundation is off<w^i$300 scholarship for 2nd
semester full time juniors. Applications are available at
the CAP city office and are due by March 13.
Taco Slam ’92
Applications and t-shirt orders due at the Chi Omega or
Theta Chi house by Monday, Feb. 24th, 1pm._
The Reunion Amigos is sponsoring an R. B. W.
I. Marshall Arts demonstration on Feb. 22nd at
3pm in the Reunion. The main highlight will be
I a cinder block breaking demonstration by in
structor Eric Gustafson. Admission is free and
open to the public
Nebraska Model
United Nations
25th Annual Conference
February 26-29
The University Program Council Nebraska Model United
Nations presents its 25th Annual Conference. February
26-29. Represent the country of your choice and take part
in the simulation of the workings of the United Nations.
Applications are available in the CAP office, 200 Ne
braska Union, or call 472-2454 for more information.
Vinny
Tell the gangster al the Casino Al Capone sent me.
_— Guido
WANTED:
Volunteers tor Walpurg '92. Intormation Meeting Feb. 17.
18, 19, 7.30pm. Room posted in Union.
120 Greek Affairs
Ag Men Little Sister Meeting
Sunday, Feb. 23. 8pm. Bring money tor dues
AGR Lil Sisters,
Thanks tor the Valentine's cookies and K-State breakfast.
The Men ot AGR
Detti: ; ——>——
Here's to Root beer lloats, T-birds, Pink ladies, last cars,
and Grease—An American Classic.'* We II rock and roll
with you anytime'
Love, The Ladies of Phi Mu
Taco Slam ’92
Applications and t-shirt orders due at the Chi Omega or
Theta Chi house by Monday. Feb 24th, 1pm.
The war continues:
Snowbowl VI
Beta Sigma Psi vs AgMen
February 22, 1992
Congratulations J. Simonson and L. Gish on placing first
and third in the Campus Rec free throw contest.
__ The Men of AGS
Congratulations to Rob Hinze for being on the 1st place
Air Rifle Team at the national College Sectionals.
_ Your TeKE Brothers
Congratulations to Tim Bausch on getting 6th place on
you dramatic interpretation at the State Forensics Com
petition.
The Men of TKE
130 Student Government
HEALTH CENTER
ADVISORY BOARD
The purpose of the board shall be to represent the student
body in dealing with the health concerns of the University
community.
You do NOT have to be from Pre-Medical
professions.
Deadline is Feb. 28th at 4:00pm. Applications available in
the ASUN office, Rm. 115 Nebr. Union.
Student Government
Openings
Appointments Board
Publication Board
Appointees will assume their positions upon
installation
of the next executives and senators.
Applications available in the
ASUN office, 115 Nebraska Union.
Deadline is 4:00 p.m.
Monday March 2. 1992
STUDENT^O^RNMENT
DEBATES
HAVE-YOUR QUESTIONS
ANSWERED
What do you want to know from the candidates?
Submit your questions for the Feb. 27th debate
by February 21 at
Student Government Office—115 Nebraska Union
140 Personals
Strapping young bowling stud seeks microbiology tech,
for private lessons. Sewardite preferred. Respond via
personals. ..
Lars (Theta Xi):
Thanks for the other night. You were great (SO AGGRES
SIVE)! "Keep it up”l
Yours Forever, John
Interested:
Sorry, I lied—I'm not available until Wednesday. But a
relaxing dinner sounds good to me. Leave a message at
the ON for "Overworked' if you d like to get together.
Satisfaction:
I Was joking—I'm not the type to have a quick, sleazy
affair. But if you're interested in something more meaning
tul (maybe). leave a message at the DN for "Overworked"
Overworked,
15 minutes isn't long enough! The Tubbery & massage
therapy will reduce the stress on the 23rd. Pick up
message at DN. Ad was run wrong Thursday.
Nickel
Huskers Win Holy Cowll Way to hang tough!
The SWAT Team
P.S. To the fans that left early, you are SAD1
Gwen O. Veere:
Tragic error. You left shoes at scene of murder.
Buenos Aires
P.S. People die!
MAGNO.
Para bens para voce
nesta data querida
muitas felicidades
muitos anos davida
com amor, a Patricia
a Tiffany
a Karen
HAPPY BIRTHDAY (2/22)
JANET JO K.
Bata-bing bata-boom
To the girl on the 1:25 bus to East Campus on Tuesday.
We exchanged glances. I saw you again in Avery Hall on
Wednesday and you smiled. I love your smile. I would
enjoy dinner and a movie with you. RVP.
Guy wearing Chicago Sox jacket
Overworked.
I'll give you what you need
Cradlerocker
Thanks for "The Answer." and for the night to come.
Thanks for just being "you.” How about a walk on the
Beach at 4 a m.? ___
Flash, Animal, and Thayer:
So we are inferior Pitch players. You may have beat us
this time, bui soon you will diel Oh, by the way. WE HAD
YOUR MOTHERSfll
Herbie and the Mighty Thor
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THE FAR SIDE
F==
By GARY LARSON
IW Unmt'lAi P»t»» Syndic Alt
J^halMe? Hots. V
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(cuibut ffie mountain s are gone!)
Environmental disasters in a flea s world
145 Lost & Found
FOUND: Key, serial number CS5-120, with wooden
“KEN^keychain, in the vicinity of the Military and Naval
Science Building. See Sergeant McDonald, Room 110, M
& N Building to claim.
FOUND: Men’s large gloves in Ferguson 112, Monday
night, 2/17. Call 466-6824 to identify and claim.
FOUND: Men's wallet in CBA on Thursday, 2/13 around
1pm. Claim at University Police.
Found: Watch in front of Phi Psi house on 2/17. Come to
Daily Nebraskan to claim.
148 Wanted
Free professional haircuts
by cosmetology instructors.
Joseph's College of Beauty is looking for male/female
haircut models for an instructor workshop. All haircuts will
be designed & cut by the Joseph's Instructional Staff.
Models needed March 9th, morning & afternoon. Of
course no chargel Carol Hergenrader 435-2333.
James Neill is trying to locate John Hess with whom he
use to live at 929 S 15th. If you are he or know of his
whereabouts please write to James Neill Box 94949
Lincoln, Ne 68509-4949
160 Help Wanted
Need extra money? International Telcom, Inc. offers
flexible schedules, competitive wages, a pleasant work
ing environment and an excellent opportunity for ad
vancement in the growing field of outbound
telemarketing. Full ana pari time positions available.
Hours available Monday-Friday, 9am-9pm. Saturdays
9am-4pm. Set your own hours - Saturdays not manda
tory. If interested call 474-1256 or apply in person at
International Telcom, Inc. 3410 O Street.
j YMCA is hiring experienced officials for large
t youth basketball tournament March 14 and 15.
Apply at 1039 P St.. Youth Sports. 475-9622.
*NOW HIRING $6.50/HOUR*
$50 SIGNING BONUS!
Neodata, one of the country's top telemarketing iirms, is
now hiringl Up to S6.50/hour guaranteed Realistic earn
ing potential of $7-$8/hour. Plus, new TSRs will receive
a S50 signing bonus upon completion of only 200 hours
of employment. (Offer ends 2/28/92). Flexible scheduling
tof it your lifestyle— 15 hours/week min. Part-time evening
hours available. Paid training. Convenient location 2
blocks! rom campus. Contests, prizes, fun, friendly faces.
Call today for an interview: 476-8315.9am-9pmM-F. Ask
for Dianne Irwin. (EOE)
5 to 9, evening phone work. Not sales. Men or women.
Fun. Casual office. Start now at up to $7/hour. 466-6674.
Cash Paid Nightly
Easy way to make cash delivering for Domino's Pizza.
Must have good driving record, your own vehicle 4 car
insurance, very flexible hours to suit student needs To
apply stop by 611 N. 27th or all Domino's Lincoln loca
tions.
Full or part-time opportunity for a person interested in
making t he field of industrial parts distribution their profes
sion. On the job training provided. Unlimited advance
ment opportunities. Good mechanical aptnude and math
skills preferred We will work with your schedule Call
Terry Jindraor Steve Jur|evich at 467-1153, 7:30-5:30for
interview.
HANDYMAN/WOMAN
Apartment manager seeks responsible part-time help
with labor, maintenance and repair. Flexible hours. Truck,
tools, and/or experience desirable. Jordan, 475-7922
If you are looking for an exciting and rewarding business
opportunity, call434-6510, leave message.
If you're politics are not to the right of ATILLA THE HUN,
or the LEFT OF LENIN, Call Nebraskans for Political
Reform. Care about ethics in Government-Death Penalty
Rural economy-Taxes’ Need canvasers and field man
agers, Earn up to $325 weekly. Make a difference! Call
475-4939 1-3pm.
New Car Prep
Looking for responsible individuals to clean and detail
cars, 10-20 hours/week. Flexible hours but must be able
to work Saturday mornings. Possible full time during
summer months. Apply in person only and must bring
driver's record abstract. Williamson Oldsmobile, 2101 N
Street.
Part-time jobs
Flexible schedules, half priced meals, free uniforms, no
fried foods or late night hours. Come smell the fresh baked
bread at Schlotzsky s. Apply in person 2-5weekdays 54th
and "O", 33rd and Highway 2.
Part-time day care assistant, $4.25/hr., Monday and
Wednesday, possible extra hours. Call Kim 437-9019.
Recruiting Specialist
Part-time opportunity to screen study participants over
the phone. Includes data entry. Hours: Monday 10-2,
Tuesday 7-1, Thursday 11-3:30 and two Sundays per
month from 10-2. $5.70/hour. Apply Harris Labs, 624
Peach Street.
SALES
Hottest product on the market. Imagine your customer
purchasing any type of books for only 50 cents each. No
competition. Low cost. Seeks 20 positive people. $60
100per day possible. Easy, fun and rewarding. Check this
one out I 421-2276.
Summer internships—Average earnings $4,000.00.
University Directories, the nation's largest publisher of
campus telephone directories, hires over 250 college
students for their summer sales program. Top earnings
$5,000.00-$8,000.00 Gain valuable experience in adver
tising, sales and public relations selling yellow page
advertising for your campus telephone directory. Posi
tions also available in other university markets. Expense
paid training program in Chapel Hill, N.C. Looking lot
enthusiastic, goal oriented students for challenging, well
paying summer job. Internships may be available. Inter
views on campus February 28th. Sign up in Room 345
Nebraska Union.
YMCA is hiring scorekeepers for large youth
baskelball tournament, March 14 and 15. Gen
} eral knowledge of the game required. Will train,
good pay and tun. Apply at 1039 P St., Youth
Sports, 475 9622.
164 Summer Jobs
Camp Program Director
Seasonal position April 20-Aug. 21 at Girls camp neai
Nebraska City. From May 20-Aug. 21 Camp staff will live
at camp. Responsible for planning and implementing
summer program activities for girls 5-17 and supervising
3 program assistants. Minimum age 21. Current lifeguarc
training certification preferred Camping and prograrr
experience a plus. Salary $2700-3000 Call Debby a
Homestead Girl Scout Council 476-7539 or 1-800-487
2578. (TDD)
Kf?!ffgTT7n-'
CAMP PROGRAM ASSISTANT
Seasonal resident position May 20- Aug. 16 at girls camp
near Nebraska City. Responsible for implementing sum
mer program activities for girls 5-17. Minimum age 19
Current nfeguard training certification required. Camping
experience preferred. Salary $2000-2300. Call Debby a
Homestead Girls Scout Council at 476-7539 or 1-800
487-2578. (TDD). __
Looking for friendly, outgoing individuals to guide tourists
on horseback rides through the national forest land o
Colorado. Reply Sombrero Ranches, Inc., 3100 Airpor
Rd.. Box A, Boulder, CO 80301. _
NEW ENGLAND BROTHER/SISTER CAMPS—
MASSACHUSETTS
Mah-Kee-Nac for Boys/Danbee for Girls. Counselor posi
tions for Program Specialist: All Team Sports, especially
Baseball. Basketball, Field Hockey, Softball. Soccer anc
Volleyball; 25 Tennis openings; also Archery, Riflery
Weignts/Fitness and Biking; other openings include Per
forming Arts, Fine Arts, Newspaper, Photography, Cook
ing, Sewing, Rollerskating, Rocketry. Ropes, and Camp
Craft; All Waterfront Activities (Swimming, Skiing, Sail
ing. Windsurfing, Canoe/Kayaking).
Inquire: Nah-Kee-Nac (BOVS) 190 Linden Avenue, Gler
Ridge, Nj 07028. Call 1 -800-753-9118. Danbee (GIRLS
17 Westminster Drive, Montville, NJ 07045. Call 1-800
729-8606.
SUMMER CAMP
OPPORTUNITIES
Nebraska's most beautiful camp, YMCA Camp Kitaki,
located on the Platte River, is seeking applicants for the
following positions: Boys' Counselors, Girls' Counselors
Wranglers, Lifeguards, Waterfront Directors. Assistant
Cook, Crafts Instructors, Adventure Trail Guides. Envi
ronmental Program Director, Archery Instructors, Riflery
Instructors, Steward Call or write: YMCA Camp Kitaki
1030 P St, Lincoln. NE 68508; (402) 475-9622 OR ask to>
one of our application packets at your Student Employ
ment'Career Services Office
Summer job openings for Assistant Pool Managers,
lifeguards, cashiers. Call Lincoln Parks and Recreation at
471-7892.
Summer Nanny
Family seeks loving, hones!, reliable, energetic, non
smoker, with valid driver s license, to provide five-in child
care and housekeeping tor three children. Majority of
summer, by the beach. Write with expectations, past
experience, references, and reasons for wanting position,
Varod, 7 Carriage Court. Mar boro, NJ 07746
170 Roommates
Own room in three bedroom apartment. 3615 N. 44th St.
S175/month. Utilities paid. Dave. 466-1441.
Calvin and Hobbes
by Bill Watterson
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THAT NQTWNG
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IMPRESSIONABLE, L'M THE RESPONSIBILITY TO BUILD M&RE
HELPLESS VICTIM OF COUNTLESS TOR MV 8EUAVIOR! CHARACTER
BAD INFLUENCES' AN UHYWOLE- I'M AH INNOCENT GO SHOVEL
SOME CULTURE PANDERS TO MY * (fcNN! ITS THE WALK
UNDEVELOPED VALUES AND I SOCIETYS FAULT' )--j
PUSHES ME TO MALEFICENCE ^--^7
TUESE D\SCOSS\C>NS NEVER
GO 'NUERE THEVRE
90W3ED TO. J
ACROSS
1 Michelangelo
work
6 Garage job
10 Big Ben, e g
14 Cream of the
crop
15 Girasol
16 Mayberry
moppet
17 Campaign
poster word
18 Burt Reynolds s
wife
19 Abundant
20 A pair of sleigh
pullers
23 Prior to, to Prior
24 Ego
25 Finishing nail
28 A way to stand
31 Daggers
34 Football filler
35 Bombay wear
37 Wish granter of
fable
39 A pair of
diminutive
miners
42 Hair dye
43 Skeleton
44 Profit chaser
45 Set in motion
47 Stoolie
ANSWER TO PREVIOUS PUZZLE
48 Threatening
word
49 Pure and simple
51 Shade from the
sun?
53 A pair of
swordsmen
61 Joe Isu/u, for
one
62 Brown beverage
63 Sunshine State
. City
64 Pot buttder
65 Yale Bowl
performers
66 Flynn of films
67 Require
68 V I P platform
69 Bus stop
DOWN
1 Homeowner's
document
2 breve
3 Contends
4 Had a hankering
5 Daunt
6 ‘Damn
Yankees" siren
7 Familiar with
8 Rock groups
9 Skipped over
10 Elsa s story
11 Grand
12 Biography
13 Lewd look
21 Compensate
22 Trues up
25 Wmgdmg
26 Angers
27 ' —we all7"
29 U A R part
30 General nature
32 Prepare for
prayer
33 Small, medium
and large
35 Alley
consolations
36 Best of the
theater
38 Bronte heroine
40 Charmed
41 Scrap
46 Followed a trail
48 Whole
50 -—Gay
52 Ready for battle
53 Shepard or King
54 Antler branch
55 Execrate
56 MCIV halved
57 Overtake
58 Instrument for a
Marx
59 Melville novel
60 Delta material
