CORNCOBS: _ Banquet Sunday 7:00 at Valentino's (34th & Holdreqe) R.S.V.P. to Beth, 475-6924. a h Grand Hotel ‘TODAY ONLY* Tickets available for students at the Information Desk at the City Union for the Saturday, Feb. 22nd. Showing at 2:00, Lied Center for Performing Arts. UPC-KLPAC. Huskers Women's Volleyball Team is looking for a dedi cated responsible student manager for their spring sea son and for the fall of '92. Please contact Coach Noth at 472-2399. PANAMA CITY BEACHES Join us at the hottest and newest SPRING BREAK location today—only $22411 Call AARON 474-9129. Student Foundation is off—— Here's to Root beer lloats, T-birds, Pink ladies, last cars, and Grease—An American Classic.'* We II rock and roll with you anytime' Love, The Ladies of Phi Mu Taco Slam ’92 Applications and t-shirt orders due at the Chi Omega or Theta Chi house by Monday. Feb 24th, 1pm. The war continues: Snowbowl VI Beta Sigma Psi vs AgMen February 22, 1992 Congratulations J. Simonson and L. Gish on placing first and third in the Campus Rec free throw contest. __ The Men of AGS Congratulations to Rob Hinze for being on the 1st place Air Rifle Team at the national College Sectionals. _ Your TeKE Brothers Congratulations to Tim Bausch on getting 6th place on you dramatic interpretation at the State Forensics Com petition. The Men of TKE 130 Student Government HEALTH CENTER ADVISORY BOARD The purpose of the board shall be to represent the student body in dealing with the health concerns of the University community. You do NOT have to be from Pre-Medical professions. Deadline is Feb. 28th at 4:00pm. Applications available in the ASUN office, Rm. 115 Nebr. Union. Student Government Openings Appointments Board Publication Board Appointees will assume their positions upon installation of the next executives and senators. Applications available in the ASUN office, 115 Nebraska Union. Deadline is 4:00 p.m. Monday March 2. 1992 STUDENT^O^RNMENT DEBATES HAVE-YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED What do you want to know from the candidates? Submit your questions for the Feb. 27th debate by February 21 at Student Government Office—115 Nebraska Union 140 Personals Strapping young bowling stud seeks microbiology tech, for private lessons. Sewardite preferred. Respond via personals. .. Lars (Theta Xi): Thanks for the other night. You were great (SO AGGRES SIVE)! "Keep it up”l Yours Forever, John Interested: Sorry, I lied—I'm not available until Wednesday. But a relaxing dinner sounds good to me. Leave a message at the ON for "Overworked' if you d like to get together. Satisfaction: I Was joking—I'm not the type to have a quick, sleazy affair. But if you're interested in something more meaning tul (maybe). leave a message at the DN for "Overworked" Overworked, 15 minutes isn't long enough! The Tubbery & massage therapy will reduce the stress on the 23rd. Pick up message at DN. Ad was run wrong Thursday. Nickel Huskers Win Holy Cowll Way to hang tough! The SWAT Team P.S. To the fans that left early, you are SAD1 Gwen O. Veere: Tragic error. You left shoes at scene of murder. Buenos Aires P.S. People die! MAGNO. Para bens para voce nesta data querida muitas felicidades muitos anos davida com amor, a Patricia a Tiffany a Karen HAPPY BIRTHDAY (2/22) JANET JO K. Bata-bing bata-boom To the girl on the 1:25 bus to East Campus on Tuesday. We exchanged glances. I saw you again in Avery Hall on Wednesday and you smiled. I love your smile. I would enjoy dinner and a movie with you. RVP. Guy wearing Chicago Sox jacket Overworked. I'll give you what you need Cradlerocker Thanks for "The Answer." and for the night to come. Thanks for just being "you.” How about a walk on the Beach at 4 a m.? ___ Flash, Animal, and Thayer: So we are inferior Pitch players. You may have beat us this time, bui soon you will diel Oh, by the way. WE HAD YOUR MOTHERSfll Herbie and the Mighty Thor -1 THE FAR SIDE F== By GARY LARSON IW Unmt'lAi P»t»» Syndic Alt J^halMe? Hots. V / has Me 1bre'it been c 'rtv- \ \ (cuibut ffie mountain s are gone!) Environmental disasters in a flea s world 145 Lost & Found FOUND: Key, serial number CS5-120, with wooden “KEN^keychain, in the vicinity of the Military and Naval Science Building. See Sergeant McDonald, Room 110, M & N Building to claim. FOUND: Men’s large gloves in Ferguson 112, Monday night, 2/17. Call 466-6824 to identify and claim. FOUND: Men's wallet in CBA on Thursday, 2/13 around 1pm. Claim at University Police. Found: Watch in front of Phi Psi house on 2/17. Come to Daily Nebraskan to claim. 148 Wanted Free professional haircuts by cosmetology instructors. Joseph's College of Beauty is looking for male/female haircut models for an instructor workshop. All haircuts will be designed & cut by the Joseph's Instructional Staff. Models needed March 9th, morning & afternoon. Of course no chargel Carol Hergenrader 435-2333. James Neill is trying to locate John Hess with whom he use to live at 929 S 15th. If you are he or know of his whereabouts please write to James Neill Box 94949 Lincoln, Ne 68509-4949 160 Help Wanted Need extra money? International Telcom, Inc. offers flexible schedules, competitive wages, a pleasant work ing environment and an excellent opportunity for ad vancement in the growing field of outbound telemarketing. Full ana pari time positions available. Hours available Monday-Friday, 9am-9pm. Saturdays 9am-4pm. Set your own hours - Saturdays not manda tory. If interested call 474-1256 or apply in person at International Telcom, Inc. 3410 O Street. j YMCA is hiring experienced officials for large t youth basketball tournament March 14 and 15. Apply at 1039 P St.. Youth Sports. 475-9622. *NOW HIRING $6.50/HOUR* $50 SIGNING BONUS! Neodata, one of the country's top telemarketing iirms, is now hiringl Up to S6.50/hour guaranteed Realistic earn ing potential of $7-$8/hour. Plus, new TSRs will receive a S50 signing bonus upon completion of only 200 hours of employment. (Offer ends 2/28/92). Flexible scheduling tof it your lifestyle— 15 hours/week min. Part-time evening hours available. Paid training. Convenient location 2 blocks! rom campus. Contests, prizes, fun, friendly faces. Call today for an interview: 476-8315.9am-9pmM-F. Ask for Dianne Irwin. (EOE) 5 to 9, evening phone work. Not sales. Men or women. Fun. Casual office. Start now at up to $7/hour. 466-6674. Cash Paid Nightly Easy way to make cash delivering for Domino's Pizza. Must have good driving record, your own vehicle 4 car insurance, very flexible hours to suit student needs To apply stop by 611 N. 27th or all Domino's Lincoln loca tions. Full or part-time opportunity for a person interested in making t he field of industrial parts distribution their profes sion. On the job training provided. Unlimited advance ment opportunities. Good mechanical aptnude and math skills preferred We will work with your schedule Call Terry Jindraor Steve Jur|evich at 467-1153, 7:30-5:30for interview. HANDYMAN/WOMAN Apartment manager seeks responsible part-time help with labor, maintenance and repair. Flexible hours. Truck, tools, and/or experience desirable. Jordan, 475-7922 If you are looking for an exciting and rewarding business opportunity, call434-6510, leave message. If you're politics are not to the right of ATILLA THE HUN, or the LEFT OF LENIN, Call Nebraskans for Political Reform. Care about ethics in Government-Death Penalty Rural economy-Taxes’ Need canvasers and field man agers, Earn up to $325 weekly. Make a difference! Call 475-4939 1-3pm. New Car Prep Looking for responsible individuals to clean and detail cars, 10-20 hours/week. Flexible hours but must be able to work Saturday mornings. Possible full time during summer months. Apply in person only and must bring driver's record abstract. Williamson Oldsmobile, 2101 N Street. Part-time jobs Flexible schedules, half priced meals, free uniforms, no fried foods or late night hours. Come smell the fresh baked bread at Schlotzsky s. Apply in person 2-5weekdays 54th and "O", 33rd and Highway 2. Part-time day care assistant, $4.25/hr., Monday and Wednesday, possible extra hours. Call Kim 437-9019. Recruiting Specialist Part-time opportunity to screen study participants over the phone. Includes data entry. Hours: Monday 10-2, Tuesday 7-1, Thursday 11-3:30 and two Sundays per month from 10-2. $5.70/hour. Apply Harris Labs, 624 Peach Street. SALES Hottest product on the market. Imagine your customer purchasing any type of books for only 50 cents each. No competition. Low cost. Seeks 20 positive people. $60 100per day possible. Easy, fun and rewarding. Check this one out I 421-2276. Summer internships—Average earnings $4,000.00. University Directories, the nation's largest publisher of campus telephone directories, hires over 250 college students for their summer sales program. Top earnings $5,000.00-$8,000.00 Gain valuable experience in adver tising, sales and public relations selling yellow page advertising for your campus telephone directory. Posi tions also available in other university markets. Expense paid training program in Chapel Hill, N.C. Looking lot enthusiastic, goal oriented students for challenging, well paying summer job. Internships may be available. Inter views on campus February 28th. Sign up in Room 345 Nebraska Union. YMCA is hiring scorekeepers for large youth baskelball tournament, March 14 and 15. Gen } eral knowledge of the game required. Will train, good pay and tun. Apply at 1039 P St., Youth Sports, 475 9622. 164 Summer Jobs Camp Program Director Seasonal position April 20-Aug. 21 at Girls camp neai Nebraska City. From May 20-Aug. 21 Camp staff will live at camp. Responsible for planning and implementing summer program activities for girls 5-17 and supervising 3 program assistants. Minimum age 21. Current lifeguarc training certification preferred Camping and prograrr experience a plus. Salary $2700-3000 Call Debby a Homestead Girl Scout Council 476-7539 or 1-800-487 2578. (TDD) Kf?!ffgTT7n-' CAMP PROGRAM ASSISTANT Seasonal resident position May 20- Aug. 16 at girls camp near Nebraska City. Responsible for implementing sum mer program activities for girls 5-17. Minimum age 19 Current nfeguard training certification required. Camping experience preferred. Salary $2000-2300. Call Debby a Homestead Girls Scout Council at 476-7539 or 1-800 487-2578. (TDD). __ Looking for friendly, outgoing individuals to guide tourists on horseback rides through the national forest land o Colorado. Reply Sombrero Ranches, Inc., 3100 Airpor Rd.. Box A, Boulder, CO 80301. _ NEW ENGLAND BROTHER/SISTER CAMPS— MASSACHUSETTS Mah-Kee-Nac for Boys/Danbee for Girls. Counselor posi tions for Program Specialist: All Team Sports, especially Baseball. Basketball, Field Hockey, Softball. Soccer anc Volleyball; 25 Tennis openings; also Archery, Riflery Weignts/Fitness and Biking; other openings include Per forming Arts, Fine Arts, Newspaper, Photography, Cook ing, Sewing, Rollerskating, Rocketry. Ropes, and Camp Craft; All Waterfront Activities (Swimming, Skiing, Sail ing. Windsurfing, Canoe/Kayaking). Inquire: Nah-Kee-Nac (BOVS) 190 Linden Avenue, Gler Ridge, Nj 07028. Call 1 -800-753-9118. Danbee (GIRLS 17 Westminster Drive, Montville, NJ 07045. Call 1-800 729-8606. SUMMER CAMP OPPORTUNITIES Nebraska's most beautiful camp, YMCA Camp Kitaki, located on the Platte River, is seeking applicants for the following positions: Boys' Counselors, Girls' Counselors Wranglers, Lifeguards, Waterfront Directors. Assistant Cook, Crafts Instructors, Adventure Trail Guides. Envi ronmental Program Director, Archery Instructors, Riflery Instructors, Steward Call or write: YMCA Camp Kitaki 1030 P St, Lincoln. NE 68508; (402) 475-9622 OR ask to> one of our application packets at your Student Employ ment'Career Services Office Summer job openings for Assistant Pool Managers, lifeguards, cashiers. Call Lincoln Parks and Recreation at 471-7892. Summer Nanny Family seeks loving, hones!, reliable, energetic, non smoker, with valid driver s license, to provide five-in child care and housekeeping tor three children. Majority of summer, by the beach. Write with expectations, past experience, references, and reasons for wanting position, Varod, 7 Carriage Court. Mar boro, NJ 07746 170 Roommates Own room in three bedroom apartment. 3615 N. 44th St. S175/month. Utilities paid. Dave. 466-1441. Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson I'VE CONCLUDED THAT NQTWNG BAD I Do MV FAULT. RIGHT ' BEIHG YOUNG AND I TAKE HO THEN *X) NEED IMPRESSIONABLE, L'M THE RESPONSIBILITY TO BUILD M&RE HELPLESS VICTIM OF COUNTLESS TOR MV 8EUAVIOR! CHARACTER BAD INFLUENCES' AN UHYWOLE- I'M AH INNOCENT GO SHOVEL SOME CULTURE PANDERS TO MY * (fcNN! ITS THE WALK UNDEVELOPED VALUES AND I SOCIETYS FAULT' )--j PUSHES ME TO MALEFICENCE ^--^7 TUESE D\SCOSS\C>NS NEVER GO 'NUERE THEVRE 90W3ED TO. 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