■pet Sematary’ is worse than getting a measles shot
B>£T from Page 6 __
■CdTchddren comes back from
HhP dead possessed, Rachel’s sister
Knes back from the dead possessed;
K whole movie is possessed. I
Scheduled our exorcism for next
H^’r. i don’t want to hear about
Sour Catholic guilt, Lisa. Whall want
H)complain about is Stephen King’s
Hamco appearance as a minister. As
Sou said so nicely, who docs he think
m ul .^,fred Hitchcock? Okay
maybe his profile’s better looking
but come on. Self-indulgence really
makes me ill. 3
LD. \vhat the hell do you think
SliSTS7 Anyway’ no
Hitchcock. Not even close. Hitch
cock inspires creativity; he makes
you want to say “shoot, I wish I
would have thought of that.’’ But
Pet Sanatory’’ makes me say,
shoot, I wish I hadn’t paid to see
this.
WR: “Pet Sematary” has the
obligatory number of chills and spills
designed to make the people behind
you scream. It’s got plenty of gore. I
mean, repeated close-ups of some
one’s crushed head after being hit by
a truck really helped me swallow my
buttered popcorn.
LD: Geez, how could I forget the
ghost of Christmas future. He’s so
hysterical. The ghost was Rachel and
Louis conscience, but only Louis
could see it. The ghost warns about
■■■■■■■■■■■
the evils of the cemetery as well as
how to take care of your possessed
love ones.
WR: People who love Stephen
King are going to love “Pet Sema
tary,” Normally, King novels seem
extremely stupid on screen, but this
manages to follow the book and en
tertain us, if the people behind us
were any guide. It’s gross, it’s creepy,
and I’ll admit it — it scared me. And
the last thing that really scared me
was when I ate too many Sugar Ba
bies and thought I wouldn’t have a
bowel movement ever again.
LD: Now that’s gross. I remember
once when . . . never mind. This
movie review is like the movie, sorry
William, it’s going nowhere fast.
WR: Picky, picky. You can’t have
everything, Lisa. Okay, so it wasn’t
good. But what do you want?
LD: Shut up! Everyone -- don’t
sec the movie, go and get a measles
shot -- it’s less painful than “Pet
Sematary.”
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Child care fo- throe 3 children, my home, must have
transportation. Mon, Wed, Fri„ 9-5:00, Thurs 10:00
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Summer child care for girl, 7yr and boy, 10vr. in North
east Lincoln Must have own transportation. M F, 7:00to
9 30a.m. and/or 12:00- 500p.m. $4 00/hr References.
466 1051
Wanted Female, live in New Jersey. 40 min. North of
New York City Care for 5-year old and 2-month old. non
smoker, energetic, drivers license, wilh good record. 2
days off pei week, 2weeks paid vacation. Starting Sep
tember, year commitments. Cail Mrs. Wever 201-930
8837
HELP WANTED
PART-TIME TELLER
Cash handling experience helpful. Monday-Fridav.
12:00 noon -5:15P.M; Saturday 8:00 A.M. -12:30
P.M Every third Saturday off. Job Is year round,
not seasonal. Apply In person. Human Resources,
70th A 0 Street.
VISTAR BANK
AA/EOE _
$4.QO/HOUR
RUNZA DRIVE-IN
11th & Cornhuaker, 13th & E,
33RD & HI WAY 2
and ni9tlt ^elP Starting noon hour help at
$4.00/hour. It's the Ideal job for the summer working
student. We offer: ”
1. Flexible scheduling.
2. Enjoyable working environment.
3. 50% meal discount at any time.
4. Opportunity for advancement.
Apply 2-5:00 pm, Monday-Friday.
Assistant cook, dishwasher, maintenance, boys' group
counselor, live-in. 6/4 - 8/27, S800, for season + room and
board. COED Mountain Summer Camp, P.0 Box 711
Boulder, CO. 80306 303-442-4557.
Automotive Warehouse has part-time position available
for packaging person Some lifting required. Flexible
hours. S4/hour. Call Jason at 477-4421.
Beverly Hills publishing executive seeks assistant/drink
ing buddy during monthly trips to Lincoln. Contact Thom
Harrop. 9171 Wilshire Blvd, Suite 300, Beverly Hills. CA,
90210. Salary negotiable.
BUS PERSON. S4.00/HR., RAISE IN 2 WEEKS NEED
CLEAN AND DEPENDABLE. 3 NIGHTS A WEEK, 5
11:30PM. NO SUNDAYS OR HOLIDAYS. TAM
O'SHANTER. 105 SOUTH 25TH. NO PHONE CALLS.
Busy downtown office needs permanent, part
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receptionist duties Flexible hours Must have
neat, professional appearance. Call Linda at
474-1666.
Cemp Counselors M/F. Outstanding Slim and Trim
Down Camps; Tennis Dance, Slimnastics, WSI. Athlet
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man, 94 7 Hewlett Drive. North Woodmere, N.Y. 11581.
1 800421-4321.
CAMP COUNSELORS wanted for private Michigan
boys/girls summer camps. Teach: swimming, canoeing,
sailing, watersknng. gymnastics, nflery, archery, tennis,
golf, sports, computers, camping, crafts, dramatics, OR
riding Also kitchen, office, maintenance Salary S900 or
more plus room and board. Marc Seeger. 1765 Maple.
Northfield, IL 60093 312 446-2444
Creative, caring, live in Nanny needed for two boys ages
3 8 1 Room and board plus salary, health club and
country club benefits. Calf 483-4311 or 489-9274 for
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FITNESS/AEROBICS
INSTRUCTORS
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Men and women interested in teaching fitness classes
apply now tor openings next fall. Excellent benefits in
clude:
‘Work on Campus!
‘Good student salaries!
‘Stay in shape while you work!
Apply at the Office of Campus Recreation. 1740 Vine
Street or call Vicki Hxjhstreet for information, 472-3467.
Deadline to apply is May 5
Full Time position available for bicycle assembly and
repair person Must be mechanically inclined. Cycle
Works 27th S Vine.
Full-Time position available for sports oriented and ener
getic sales peison. Sales experience preferred. Cycle
Works, 27th & Vine.
Help needed: Cashiers, Receiving and Stockers. Fullor
Part-time. Apply in person. Pauley Lumber, 945 South
27th.
MAKE A DIFFERENCE helping people with mental retar
dation m daily living skills. Lancaster Office of Mental
Retardation is seeking individuals (mm age 19) for the
following positions to work in residences:
HUMAN SERVICES
INSTRUCTION ASSISTANTS
Instruct people in social, daily living and education
skills. Piovide personal hygiene to male clients. Duties
also include household management & recordkeeping
Varied shifts starting at $5.53mour > benefits for full and
part-time positions Some related experience and/or
education required.
This register is valid until list is depleted. Register of
eligbles will be used for all part-time openings in the Life
SkiIIs Training Division.
Must complete a Supplemental Questionnaire in
adoition to City/Co application. Closing date: Friday.
May 12th, 1989 Apply at:
City/Co. Employment Office
555 So 10th Street, Room B113
Lincoln, Ne 68508
EOE/AA
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Immediate openings for summer full and part-time posi
tions in food service. Branched Oak Marina, Raymond.
NE. Please cal! lor interview 783-3311.
Knoll'* Country Club
Full and Part-Time Bartending positions available Expe
rience preferred. Great summer job with flexible hours.
Apply in person at the Knoll's Country Club, 2201 Old
Cheney Road. 423-2843.
MING PALACE
CHINESE RESTAURANT
Waitery persons, kitchen help. Part-Time or Full Time for
the summer. Apply in person. 1309 L Street.
NEW ENGLAND BROTHER/SISTER CAMPS
(MASS)
Mah-Kee-Nac lor Bovs/Danbee for Girls. Counselor
positions for program Specialists: All team sports; espe
cially baseball, basketball, field hockey, soccer and vol
leyball; 25 tennis openings, also archery, riflery and
biking; other openings include performing arts, fine arts,
yearbook, photography, cooking, sewing, rollerskating,
rocketry, ropes, camp crafts, all waterfront activities
(swimming, skiing, sailing, windsurfing, canoeing/
kayak). Inquire at: J & D Camping (Boys), 190 Linden
Avenue. G'en Ridge Ridge, NJ 07028; Action Camping
(Girls), 263 Mam Road. Montville, NJ 07045. Phone
(Boys) 201-429-8522 and (Girls) 201-316-6660.
OMAHA STUDENTS ONLY
Earn $4000. Call Mr. Atkinson. 4-6PM ONLY. 346-7001.
Part-Time Computer Operator
Journal-Star Printing Co. has an immediate part-time
opening for a oomputer operator to operate an IBM
Systems 38. Work Mon., Tue., and Wed. evenings
from 5:30-10:30PM and occasional weekends.
Previous Main Frame experience preferred.
You may apply for this position at the Journal-Stai
Personnel Office, 926 "P" Street, through Tuesday.
May 2nd.
EOE/AAE
A jostons l?ep. will be in the storo
Tuos. May 9 & Wed. May 10 from
10 a.m.- 3 p.m. to assist you.
More than ever,
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Part-time evening and weekend dishwashers wanted
Flexible scheduling. Apply in person, Eastmont Towers,
6315 O Street.
Part-time telemarketer. Day and evening positons avail
able, We will tram Not a boiler room operation. S3 65/hr.
+ commission. 464-7900, Royal Carpet Cleaning.
STUDENTS:
It's not too late to find the perfect SUMMER job We have
ill
‘ Flexible schedules.
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‘ Salary plus bonus.
* 12-20 hours per week
We are the Nebraska Repub lean Party and are operating
a phone bank, 5-9 pm, Sunday-Thursday. Call 475-2122,
Sunday-Thursday, 7-9 pm, for phone interview. Ask for
Eric.
Summer Business internships
$8 90 to start. Greater Omaha area 390-0707, 12-4 PM.
SUMMER EMPLOYMENT
$7 to start, S9 after 3 weeks. Lincoln and Omaha
openings. Call 466-7246, 10am-1pm or 5-7pm.
SUMMER JOBS
Apply in person at La Paz Mexican Restaurant, 321 N
Cotner, Monday Saturday Looking for fun employees to
open this new full-service restaurant. Offering good
wages, flexible hours, and meal discounts.
SUMMER POSITION
Receptionist for our Hair Salon, downtown location.
Please apply in person to the Salon, 5th floor Dillards
13th* O.
Summer work-$9.25 to start. Omaha branch of National
Corporation has entry level openings in all areas. All
majors may apply. AASP Scholarships-mtership oppor
tunities. Paid corporate training program. Must apply
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