■pet Sematary’ is worse than getting a measles shot B>£T from Page 6 __ ■CdTchddren comes back from HhP dead possessed, Rachel’s sister Knes back from the dead possessed; K whole movie is possessed. I Scheduled our exorcism for next H^’r. i don’t want to hear about Sour Catholic guilt, Lisa. Whall want H)complain about is Stephen King’s Hamco appearance as a minister. As Sou said so nicely, who docs he think m ul .^,fred Hitchcock? Okay maybe his profile’s better looking but come on. Self-indulgence really makes me ill. 3 LD. \vhat the hell do you think SliSTS7 Anyway’ no Hitchcock. Not even close. Hitch cock inspires creativity; he makes you want to say “shoot, I wish I would have thought of that.’’ But Pet Sanatory’’ makes me say, shoot, I wish I hadn’t paid to see this. WR: “Pet Sematary” has the obligatory number of chills and spills designed to make the people behind you scream. It’s got plenty of gore. I mean, repeated close-ups of some one’s crushed head after being hit by a truck really helped me swallow my buttered popcorn. LD: Geez, how could I forget the ghost of Christmas future. He’s so hysterical. The ghost was Rachel and Louis conscience, but only Louis could see it. The ghost warns about ■■■■■■■■■■■ the evils of the cemetery as well as how to take care of your possessed love ones. WR: People who love Stephen King are going to love “Pet Sema tary,” Normally, King novels seem extremely stupid on screen, but this manages to follow the book and en tertain us, if the people behind us were any guide. It’s gross, it’s creepy, and I’ll admit it — it scared me. And the last thing that really scared me was when I ate too many Sugar Ba bies and thought I wouldn’t have a bowel movement ever again. LD: Now that’s gross. I remember once when . . . never mind. This movie review is like the movie, sorry William, it’s going nowhere fast. WR: Picky, picky. You can’t have everything, Lisa. Okay, so it wasn’t good. But what do you want? LD: Shut up! Everyone -- don’t sec the movie, go and get a measles shot -- it’s less painful than “Pet Sematary.” II SALE__ mondale Racing BAe, Shimano 105. index shift £ OBO. Cali DJ. 477-0096. tvDewnter ribbons 53 cents each (tax included), ^askan office, basement of the Nebraska Un >2588. _ __ nic racing bike. DX-3000, 12-speed, Mang-alloy, Jew. $32u. OBO. 466-2782. )P0 Triumph TR7. Convertible. Custom RED ■ Dual Carbs, spotless inside, clean outside, i FASTI 47.000 miles. BUY THIS A HAVE :UN THIS SUMMER THAN THE HEST OF THE lilil Call 475-4389 or 476-3381, Christopher. i Moped Good condition, 65 MPG, yellow/white oon tires and rear rack. Asking $200, OBO. For ormation call 476-1269. KET EXCHANGE ~ “SUMMER IN EUROPE FROM $336 Pathway on discounted scheduled airlines to Europe from Omaha Call 800-325-2222. 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LtARN T0 FLY THIS SUMMER suburban Air in nearby Crete Less traflic. fewer r»;,r e,e information about this the Ofticw „/^on ,our* please contact: Scot or Bruce at »*■"> t /40 v:;Tsuir47**W,7OU,d00r AdVe",U,° WHITEWATER RAFTING May 14-21,1999 Rlv*r in Southwoel Colorado. $245 oost •buipmln ,acn*P°rta''on. meals, rafting and carrying "* s~-«t«".™«vS.'3!Si,02"7?>S7c' “ benefits for full and part-time positions Some related experience and/or education required. This register is valid until list is depleted. Register of eligbles will be used for all part-time openings in the Life SkiIIs Training Division. Must complete a Supplemental Questionnaire in adoition to City/Co application. Closing date: Friday. May 12th, 1989 Apply at: City/Co. Employment Office 555 So 10th Street, Room B113 Lincoln, Ne 68508 EOE/AA ap9- ^ n Immediate openings for summer full and part-time posi tions in food service. Branched Oak Marina, Raymond. NE. Please cal! lor interview 783-3311. Knoll'* Country Club Full and Part-Time Bartending positions available Expe rience preferred. Great summer job with flexible hours. Apply in person at the Knoll's Country Club, 2201 Old Cheney Road. 423-2843. MING PALACE CHINESE RESTAURANT Waitery persons, kitchen help. Part-Time or Full Time for the summer. Apply in person. 1309 L Street. NEW ENGLAND BROTHER/SISTER CAMPS (MASS) Mah-Kee-Nac lor Bovs/Danbee for Girls. Counselor positions for program Specialists: All team sports; espe cially baseball, basketball, field hockey, soccer and vol leyball; 25 tennis openings, also archery, riflery and biking; other openings include performing arts, fine arts, yearbook, photography, cooking, sewing, rollerskating, rocketry, ropes, camp crafts, all waterfront activities (swimming, skiing, sailing, windsurfing, canoeing/ kayak). Inquire at: J & D Camping (Boys), 190 Linden Avenue. G'en Ridge Ridge, NJ 07028; Action Camping (Girls), 263 Mam Road. Montville, NJ 07045. Phone (Boys) 201-429-8522 and (Girls) 201-316-6660. OMAHA STUDENTS ONLY Earn $4000. Call Mr. Atkinson. 4-6PM ONLY. 346-7001. Part-Time Computer Operator Journal-Star Printing Co. has an immediate part-time opening for a oomputer operator to operate an IBM Systems 38. Work Mon., Tue., and Wed. evenings from 5:30-10:30PM and occasional weekends. Previous Main Frame experience preferred. You may apply for this position at the Journal-Stai Personnel Office, 926 "P" Street, through Tuesday. May 2nd. EOE/AAE A jostons l?ep. will be in the storo Tuos. May 9 & Wed. May 10 from 10 a.m.- 3 p.m. to assist you. More than ever, more than a Bookstore. mm warn mm mm mm mm ■■ mm mm hi m Part-time evening and weekend dishwashers wanted Flexible scheduling. Apply in person, Eastmont Towers, 6315 O Street. Part-time telemarketer. Day and evening positons avail able, We will tram Not a boiler room operation. S3 65/hr. + commission. 464-7900, Royal Carpet Cleaning. STUDENTS: It's not too late to find the perfect SUMMER job We have ill ‘ Flexible schedules. * No late nights or weekends I ‘ Salary plus bonus. * 12-20 hours per week We are the Nebraska Repub lean Party and are operating a phone bank, 5-9 pm, Sunday-Thursday. Call 475-2122, Sunday-Thursday, 7-9 pm, for phone interview. Ask for Eric. Summer Business internships $8 90 to start. Greater Omaha area 390-0707, 12-4 PM. SUMMER EMPLOYMENT $7 to start, S9 after 3 weeks. Lincoln and Omaha openings. Call 466-7246, 10am-1pm or 5-7pm. SUMMER JOBS Apply in person at La Paz Mexican Restaurant, 321 N Cotner, Monday Saturday Looking for fun employees to open this new full-service restaurant. Offering good wages, flexible hours, and meal discounts. SUMMER POSITION Receptionist for our Hair Salon, downtown location. Please apply in person to the Salon, 5th floor Dillards 13th* O. Summer work-$9.25 to start. Omaha branch of National Corporation has entry level openings in all areas. 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