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Page 4 THE DAILY NEBRASKAN Thursday, April I, 1948 7 ?mAA P If one can judge by student opinion, the members of the NU campus have really been leading a dog's life. Old Spaniel Warren will therefore endeavor to act as a friend in need to all those need ing a confidante of the first water. First letter of the week comes from a cautious coed who says: Dear Mr. Spaniel: For the past six months I have had an incurable crush ort Tom Novak. I have been buying him cokes, carrying his. books to class, and running hfs interference in the Crib but to what avail? He doesn't even know my name. I am confused, bewildered and bitter as this courtship is weary ing and unprofitable. You are re mit ori as an authority on the sub ject, so please, please, Mr. Span iel, what shall i ao: Signed: Wan from Worry Dear Wan from Worry: In your bleakest moments when life seems drier and you feel that you just can't go on, only re member that age-old adage, "He who laughs last, laughs last!" That is my advice to you. The next letter was written by a BMOC which just goes to show that even wheels have problems. Dear Mr. Spaniel: I am handsome suave, debon air, blase and modest. In fact, you might say I'm loaded but lonesome. You see, after dating several hundred girls on this campus, I find that none of them have the personality, glamour, or intelligence to keep me from be ing bored. Jean Compton almost came up to my standards but I guess I didn't rush her enough and she married someone else. Any suggestions which you may have to offer would be deeply appreciated. Signed: Hungry but Hopeless Dear H. but H.; Can it be that such a scholar as yourself has forgotten those famous last words Dog eat Dog! Kd. Not-: In thr ahwnrr of Mr. Warrrn, Skip Stahl acted a kih-M editor. Classified BRING your friends to Tcd'-Rent-A-Bike 25th "K" street. Phone 5-9129. 2.rc per hour. WANTED Roommate, male. 321 N. 16. Phone 5-8375. KOR SALE Emerson electric portable record ilayer, jierfect condition. Call Onron 3-M2.V FRIDAY, APRIL 2 I 4 !,. . ' ....... ' .. COLLEGE NIGHT Dancing 9 until 12 Couples Only Adm. 1.50 per couple Tax Included Mass Moving Of University To Ag Planned If a report from Chancellor R. G. Gustavson means anything, the entire University of Nebraska will be moved to the Ag college cam pus sometime this spring. Since the Ag campus is widely considered far more beautiful than the city campus, the Fac ulty Senate decided that univer sity students would feel more al legiance to their university if the entire institution was moved. Plans have been made to move all present buildings now situated on the city campus location to Ag college. The present city campus loca tion will be turned over to the city of Lincoln and after several needed improvements the site will be used as a city dump. The city is receiving the land free from the University in exchange for a promise for its support yi a fu ture NSA campaign. The Deeply Moving Co. has received the bid for moving the present city campus buildings. According to the company's presi dent, I. M. Moved, the company has installed special equipment capable of moving structures as large as the stadium. University Hall, the oldest building on the present campus, will remain in its present position, where it will serve two purposes: ( 1 ) to be a living memorial of the present city campus and (2) to house the dump caretaker. "We realize the implications of No Headline Will Fit Here . . . See Slory If blueprints arrive from the U. N. architectural class plans will be laid to convert the Uni versity of Nebraska Coliseum into a mechanized parking lot and combined super-garage. The main floor of the building will house five levels to which automatic elevators will carry the automobiles. Each level will ac commodate approximately one hundred machines. Grease pit" will be built into the swimming pool, with six in dividual lifts and platforms. The Engine and Body departments will be installed in the space oc cupied at present by the locker rooms. When questioned about provi sions for the numerous formal s and other University affairs held heretofore in the Coliseum, the Director suggested that bands be placed on the open elevators, so that they could travel between floors. In this way much larger crowds could be accommodated, with ticket prices being lowered accordingly. YM, YW Will Show Lamarr In Banned Movie, 'Ecstasy' the situation," Chancellor Gus tavson stated. "It was a great tragedy that the metropolitan campus was originally located in its present position. We hope to right this by this move. With a strong wind, we shall succeed." "Ecstasy," the Hedy Lamarr classic which claims the distinc tion of being the first foreign film tried and banned by an American jury for "obscenity," will be the next YMCA-YWCA sponsored foreign film. The Czech motion picture will be shown following this week's presentation of "Ivan the Terri ble," the Russian movie. In a move predicted to rival the mili tary department for sheer extrav agance, Gordon Lippitt, YM ex ecutive, announced that seats will sell for the advanced price of $5.50. He added, "I think 'Ec stasy' is worth paying more for than other YM movies." Colonial Showing: The film, which marked Miss Lamarr's a p p e arance as an actress?, will be shown at the Colonial Theatre to accommodate the expected large turnout. It was banned not only in Boston, but also in Washington, New York, Omaha, Wilmington, Dallas, Pa duka, Kalamazoo, Schenectedy, and Nome, Alaska, to name but a few. Don Crowe, YM president, said today, "I am very enthusiastic about the picture." Miss Lamarr, undisputed star of the Fritz Mendl film, has des cribed the movie as "very artis tic, if people would only look at it the right way. Most people didn t, she added. Wanted Stardom In an exclusive interview at the time of her arrival in Amer ica in 1938, Miss Lamarr said of her work in the 1931 picture, "I was horrible very young and very ambitious. I was willing to do anything to become known." In the same interview, Miss La marr remarked, "I've had a very exciting life, but I like it excit ing. I was a movie star, a stage actress, a wife, and a retired star, all at 16. There isn't anything I haven't done," she emphasized. The American jury which baned "Ecstasy" was made up of twelve middle-aged men. The film was also vetoed in Germany and France, but was shown in Scandinavia, Austria, and Italy. Berkheimer's Book Out Richard Berkheimer, law stu dent from Gordon, has announced that his latest book, "The Pur sued," is soon to hit the book stands all over the country. 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