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WED.-THUR.
It wasn't that the
didn't love her husband!
See beautiful
LIN A CAVALIERI
In her latest Paramount play
A WOMAN
OF IMPULSE"
Friday and Saturday
CHARLES RAY
In the stirring Paramount
picture
THE LAW OF THE NORTH"
Also Comedy, Topical, Scenic
New Features
NOTE Children under 12 years,
10c to all shows
THURS.-FRI.-SAT.
The miniature nusical comedy
FOLLIES OF TODAY
A merry concoction with
A Petite Dancing Chorus
WANZLER & PALMER
The Versatile vaudevillians
"She's Hard to Understand"
MALCOLM A. LA MAR
in "Musical Interpretations"
ROUBLE SIMS
Comedy Cartoonist
FATTY ARBUCKLE
In the laugh provoking comedy
MOONSHINE"
LIBERTY NEWS WEEKLY
LIBERTY ORCHESTRA
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JAMES WATTS
Assisted by Rex Storey in "A
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LIGHTNER GIRLS AND NEW
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Jolly Trio
FRANCES DOUGHERTY
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Society
Social Calendar
December 12
Faculty Women's Club, reception for j
Dr. and Mrs. Avery.
December 13
Tegner Society Prof. Alexis.
CM Omega freRhmen, house dance.
Komensky Club. Faculty hall.
Ielin Literary Society. Music hall
December 14 Closed Night
All-university party, Armory.
Mystic Fish party
girls; Art hall.
for freshman
PERSONALS
Leonard Kline, Vx-'19, who was'
editor-in-chief of Tho Daily Nchras
kan the first part of this year, uniil
he wont into the army, is back in
Lincoln. He was in Waco. Texas,
until he was discharged several weeks
ago.
loris Hostvttor, "21. has been at
her home in Goring for several days, j
Elizabeth Weir. '22. is ill at the!
Kappa Kappa Gamma house wiih a j
slight attack of appendicitis.
Richard Hartley, ex-"21, returned j
from Camp Taylor, Ky., yesterday hut
will not register in school again until j
next semester.
Raymond Watson, ex-20. returned
yesterday from Key West, Fla., where
ho has been at the naval aviation
school. i
Guy Graves. ox-"21. was in Lincoln !
yesterday on the way to his homo in
Fonder. He has been at Camp Tay
lor, Ky.
Mildred Johnson, '22, has sufficient
ly recovered from a severe attack of
the influenza to return to her homo
in Omaha.
Josephine Strode, '19, is ill with the
influenza.
Anna Shade. "21. is confined to her
home by a severe attack of the infl
enza. Edwin Moran. "21, is again in the
hospital with pneumonia, following an
unusually hard attack of influenza.
Mrs. Brock, instructor in the Fine I
Arts department, is ill with the in
fluenza. John Shjowalter, assistant in the
political science and fine, arts de
partments, is ill with the influenza.
Harriet Rossman. "22, has been
called to her home in Cheyenne,
Wyo., on account of the death of
her sister. fc
Miss Amy Armstrong is assisting
temporarily in the Psychology de
partment. E, E. Blackman, under the auspices
of the Nebraska Historical society,
gave a free lantern slide lecture on
Nebraska. History, at the Whittier
school, Tuesday afternoon.
DAILY DIARY RHYMES
By
Gayle Vincent Grubb
By Gayle Vincent Grubb.
St. Peter yawned a weary yawn.
And sighed a weary sigh;
His keys, all rusted and out of date.
Were hung on a nail close by;
For the Pearly Gates stood open.
And a steady line filed through.
Silent and grim as a churchyard tomb
Or a deacon's front row pew.
The entry book was crowded full
Of names from East and West;
St. Peter's fingers ached with pain,
And he longed to lake a rest;
Yet on and on from the world below
In a never ending line.
They came, and saw, and entered
within.
With never a word or sign.
St. Peter stroked his bearded face.
And singled out a youth:
"My son, this throng amazes me,
I hanker for the truth.
What causeth all this march of souls
That passe th on and on?
I crave what facts are yours, my son.
For my judgment's dead and-gone!"
"St. Peter," spoke the earnest youth,
A quiver in his voice,
"The world below is stricken with
plague,
And a mortal has no choice;
One-third of those who've passed
within
All hail from one bude, j
The same a I, they've lugged their
hhare,
Hut it' boon a heavy loud.
"Take my advice, and call a halt,
Hut a single plan. I nee;
To close the hooks and give a chance
To poor humanity,
TnR'
they may fight he dreaded
I scourge.
j With a hand on the guiding oar,
Or this march of souls that ftlo In now
Will file in more and more."
j St. Peter mused and arched his hrows,
I When the earnest youth had loft;
' "The world below lacks Judgment,
! All their wisdom is bereft,
' The youth speaks well, I'll write a
; note,
j For schools must call a pause;
I This place Is large, but it's filling
fast, -
And now I know the. cause."
UNI NOTICES
"N" Men's Club
An important meeting of tho "N
mn s club will be held at noon on
Thursday at the Commercial Club. All
"N" men should be there.
Tegner Society
Tegner Literary Society will meet
at S o'clock. Friday evening, December
13, at the home of Prof. Joseph Alexis,
H:'i Garfield street. Everybody come.
Mystic Fish
Mystic Fish will entertain for all
freshman girls Saturday afternoon at
2::W o'clock in the Art hall.
Faculty Men's Dinner CJub
The Faculty Men's Dinner Club will
meet for dinner at the Windsor hotel,
Friday evening, December IS, at 6
o'clock. Plates. 60 cents. No notice
by card will be given. Plates must
be reserved at the finance office by
10 a. m., Friday. Chtncellor Avery
in whose honor this first mee'ting of
the year is called, will speak.
The following letter was received
at the Alumni office from C. A. Fish
er. '9S. who is a consulting geologist
and fuel engineer:
Miss Annis Chaiken,
University of Nebraska,
! Lincoln. Nebraska.
My Dear Miss Chaiken: I do not
know whether you are aware of the
fact that Roy Vernon Patch, of '98, is
a lieutenant-colonel with the Amer
ican expeditionary forces in France,
and at the last account was in com
mand of ihree regiments. Lieut-Col.
Patch's last letter infoimed me that
they were making things very inter
esting for the bodies.
With best regards.
Truly yours,
C. A. FISHER, '9S.
Kearney Club
The Kearney club will hold a social
meeting at the home of Miss Mable
Kirk, 527 North 2th street, Friday
evening, December 13, at 8 o'clock.
Everyone attending should hring a 10
cent Christmas present All former
Kearney students are invited.
Twins' Club Meeting
The Twins' club social, which was
to have been held December 13, is
postponed to December 30. It will be
held at the home of Mr. and Mrs.
Davis, 3018 Dudley street, beginning
at 7:30 o'clock. Every twin is wel
come and urged to come.
Palladian Society
Palladian Literary society will have
an open meeting, Friday. December 13,
at 7:30 p. m., third floor of the Tem
ple. Everybody welcome.
Omicron Nu Initiations j
Omicron Nu will hold its initiation j
Thursday evening. December 12, at ;
e-iz vinr.v nt the home of Miss i
Elma Sturdevant, 1637 F street. All
active members are requested to
come at 7:45 o'clock, for an Important
business meeting. Any alumnae who
are in town are cordially invited.
Even the ambitious oarsman draws
the line at a lightning stroke.
Money gets tight occasionally, but
you rarely see it lying in the gutter.
If a man is willing to fight for the
truth, it isn't afe to call him a liar.
The gossip never makes a long story
short enough to leave out the scandal
The hard part about an easy job Is
NOTHIN' P 'TICKLER
By Jeff Machamer
Germany even directed her soldiers
to hhoot up defenseless statues. Can
you beat that?
Leonard Kline, back from a train
ing camp in the south, via tho New
Orleans Item, states that ho was mus
tered In on Tuesday and mustered
out on Wednesday, which, as ho puts
It, was "too much mustard."
Even Radio, tho post's dog mascot,
has tho "flu."
Tho only part of our uniform that
actually fits, is the blue hat cord. That,
perhaps, is due to Its portability.
Pay-day had an unwelcome touch of
civilian life to it. As soon as we
were handed our hard-earned mazuma. i
we left tho Armory in very muchly ,
elevated spirits. Rut as soon as
we reached the outside, the cteditors,
whom we've acquired in tho past twoj
payless months, wore riding merrily
on our neck. '
REMEMBR THE girl we told.
YOU ABOUT in a bunch of lines.
THAT LOOKED like this last week?
WELL. SHE SAW our little story.
AND HAS INVITED us to eat.
XMAS DINNER at her house in.
THE SMALL town that has.
PAVED STREETS and everything.
WE HAVEN'T won her love.
YET BUT SHE has at least,
THOUGHT OF OUR stomach and.
THAT IS GETTING close to our
heart.
Have you boon initiated into" the
IN FLU ENZA'S?
The only time we'll ever feel sorry
for the Kaiser and his Clown Prince
is when they get mad at each other.
"Give mo Life, Liberty, or Death
but deliver us frorn Influenza!" is the
way it should have been said.
Men interested in work during the
holiday season, report to Prof. A. A.
Reed, 203 Administration Building.
2t
Private: "Which end of the
does Sgt. Morris guide?"
Voice: "The end headed for
mess hall."
line
the
"Toots" Schuman elected himself
Company Commander Thursday morn
ing, as did Booker and Rixleben. Sev
eral new movements were explained
and executed. Yea, "executed" in
more ways than one.
It takes a cross female to give it to
a man straight.
LOST Gold Watch on ribbon !
bracelet. Return to Student Activities
Office. Reward. 3t
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