THE DAILY NEBRASKAN Ifllllllly Thursday Only PEGOY HYLAND In An EkcI MARRIAGES ARE MADE" Comedy and Other Features PRICES 5c, 10c, 15c WED.-THUR. It wasn't that the didn't love her husband! See beautiful LIN A CAVALIERI In her latest Paramount play A WOMAN OF IMPULSE" Friday and Saturday CHARLES RAY In the stirring Paramount picture THE LAW OF THE NORTH" Also Comedy, Topical, Scenic New Features NOTE Children under 12 years, 10c to all shows THURS.-FRI.-SAT. The miniature nusical comedy FOLLIES OF TODAY A merry concoction with A Petite Dancing Chorus WANZLER & PALMER The Versatile vaudevillians "She's Hard to Understand" MALCOLM A. LA MAR in "Musical Interpretations" ROUBLE SIMS Comedy Cartoonist FATTY ARBUCKLE In the laugh provoking comedy MOONSHINE" LIBERTY NEWS WEEKLY LIBERTY ORCHESTRA Three shows daily at 2:30. 7. 9. mmmm Thur-Fri.-Sat, Dec. 12-13-14 GREAT VICTORY JUBILEE The Unsurpassable Exponent of Geographic Ar ALBERTINA RASCH Premiere Danseuse Etoile Assisted by Mons. Paul Sand berry and Coryphees 15 PEOPLE 15 PEOPLE HELEN GLEASON A. CO. in The Submarine Attack" JAMES WATTS Assisted by Rex Storey in "A Treat in Travesty" LIGHTNER GIRLS AND NEW TON ALEXANDER . -A Jolly Trio FRANCES DOUGHERTY n a Characteristic Melodic Di version An Additional Feature JAMES J. MORTON "An Animated Program" Humor ously Announcing Each Act of the Bill ? ? WHO ARE THEY? ? Vaudeville Greatest Surprise Novelty Save Money on Your Clothes and Shoes at CERFS IpPlh? I- I III "' 1 m' 1 ; ilfr?i tilTTfi i!ii v!v Mil B B 1J mm mm mm C. H. FREY Florist U3 O St. Phon. B S74UST.Z Society Social Calendar December 12 Faculty Women's Club, reception for j Dr. and Mrs. Avery. December 13 Tegner Society Prof. Alexis. CM Omega freRhmen, house dance. Komensky Club. Faculty hall. Ielin Literary Society. Music hall December 14 Closed Night All-university party, Armory. Mystic Fish party girls; Art hall. for freshman PERSONALS Leonard Kline, Vx-'19, who was' editor-in-chief of Tho Daily Nchras kan the first part of this year, uniil he wont into the army, is back in Lincoln. He was in Waco. Texas, until he was discharged several weeks ago. loris Hostvttor, "21. has been at her home in Goring for several days, j Elizabeth Weir. '22. is ill at the! Kappa Kappa Gamma house wiih a j slight attack of appendicitis. Richard Hartley, ex-"21, returned j from Camp Taylor, Ky., yesterday hut will not register in school again until j next semester. Raymond Watson, ex-20. returned yesterday from Key West, Fla., where ho has been at the naval aviation school. i Guy Graves. ox-"21. was in Lincoln ! yesterday on the way to his homo in Fonder. He has been at Camp Tay lor, Ky. Mildred Johnson, '22, has sufficient ly recovered from a severe attack of the influenza to return to her homo in Omaha. Josephine Strode, '19, is ill with the influenza. Anna Shade. "21. is confined to her home by a severe attack of the infl enza. Edwin Moran. "21, is again in the hospital with pneumonia, following an unusually hard attack of influenza. Mrs. Brock, instructor in the Fine I Arts department, is ill with the in fluenza. John Shjowalter, assistant in the political science and fine, arts de partments, is ill with the influenza. Harriet Rossman. "22, has been called to her home in Cheyenne, Wyo., on account of the death of her sister. fc Miss Amy Armstrong is assisting temporarily in the Psychology de partment. E, E. Blackman, under the auspices of the Nebraska Historical society, gave a free lantern slide lecture on Nebraska. History, at the Whittier school, Tuesday afternoon. DAILY DIARY RHYMES By Gayle Vincent Grubb By Gayle Vincent Grubb. St. Peter yawned a weary yawn. And sighed a weary sigh; His keys, all rusted and out of date. Were hung on a nail close by; For the Pearly Gates stood open. And a steady line filed through. Silent and grim as a churchyard tomb Or a deacon's front row pew. The entry book was crowded full Of names from East and West; St. Peter's fingers ached with pain, And he longed to lake a rest; Yet on and on from the world below In a never ending line. They came, and saw, and entered within. With never a word or sign. St. Peter stroked his bearded face. And singled out a youth: "My son, this throng amazes me, I hanker for the truth. What causeth all this march of souls That passe th on and on? I crave what facts are yours, my son. For my judgment's dead and-gone!" "St. Peter," spoke the earnest youth, A quiver in his voice, "The world below is stricken with plague, And a mortal has no choice; One-third of those who've passed within All hail from one bude, j The same a I, they've lugged their hhare, Hut it' boon a heavy loud. "Take my advice, and call a halt, Hut a single plan. I nee; To close the hooks and give a chance To poor humanity, TnR' they may fight he dreaded I scourge. j With a hand on the guiding oar, Or this march of souls that ftlo In now Will file in more and more." j St. Peter mused and arched his hrows, I When the earnest youth had loft; ' "The world below lacks Judgment, ! All their wisdom is bereft, ' The youth speaks well, I'll write a ; note, j For schools must call a pause; I This place Is large, but it's filling fast, - And now I know the. cause." UNI NOTICES "N" Men's Club An important meeting of tho "N mn s club will be held at noon on Thursday at the Commercial Club. All "N" men should be there. Tegner Society Tegner Literary Society will meet at S o'clock. Friday evening, December 13, at the home of Prof. Joseph Alexis, H:'i Garfield street. Everybody come. Mystic Fish Mystic Fish will entertain for all freshman girls Saturday afternoon at 2::W o'clock in the Art hall. Faculty Men's Dinner CJub The Faculty Men's Dinner Club will meet for dinner at the Windsor hotel, Friday evening, December IS, at 6 o'clock. Plates. 60 cents. No notice by card will be given. Plates must be reserved at the finance office by 10 a. m., Friday. Chtncellor Avery in whose honor this first mee'ting of the year is called, will speak. The following letter was received at the Alumni office from C. A. Fish er. '9S. who is a consulting geologist and fuel engineer: Miss Annis Chaiken, University of Nebraska, ! Lincoln. Nebraska. My Dear Miss Chaiken: I do not know whether you are aware of the fact that Roy Vernon Patch, of '98, is a lieutenant-colonel with the Amer ican expeditionary forces in France, and at the last account was in com mand of ihree regiments. Lieut-Col. Patch's last letter infoimed me that they were making things very inter esting for the bodies. With best regards. Truly yours, C. A. FISHER, '9S. Kearney Club The Kearney club will hold a social meeting at the home of Miss Mable Kirk, 527 North 2th street, Friday evening, December 13, at 8 o'clock. Everyone attending should hring a 10 cent Christmas present All former Kearney students are invited. Twins' Club Meeting The Twins' club social, which was to have been held December 13, is postponed to December 30. It will be held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Davis, 3018 Dudley street, beginning at 7:30 o'clock. Every twin is wel come and urged to come. Palladian Society Palladian Literary society will have an open meeting, Friday. December 13, at 7:30 p. m., third floor of the Tem ple. Everybody welcome. Omicron Nu Initiations j Omicron Nu will hold its initiation j Thursday evening. December 12, at ; e-iz vinr.v nt the home of Miss i Elma Sturdevant, 1637 F street. All active members are requested to come at 7:45 o'clock, for an Important business meeting. Any alumnae who are in town are cordially invited. Even the ambitious oarsman draws the line at a lightning stroke. Money gets tight occasionally, but you rarely see it lying in the gutter. If a man is willing to fight for the truth, it isn't afe to call him a liar. The gossip never makes a long story short enough to leave out the scandal The hard part about an easy job Is NOTHIN' P 'TICKLER By Jeff Machamer Germany even directed her soldiers to hhoot up defenseless statues. Can you beat that? Leonard Kline, back from a train ing camp in the south, via tho New Orleans Item, states that ho was mus tered In on Tuesday and mustered out on Wednesday, which, as ho puts It, was "too much mustard." Even Radio, tho post's dog mascot, has tho "flu." Tho only part of our uniform that actually fits, is the blue hat cord. That, perhaps, is due to Its portability. Pay-day had an unwelcome touch of civilian life to it. As soon as we were handed our hard-earned mazuma. i we left tho Armory in very muchly , elevated spirits. Rut as soon as we reached the outside, the cteditors, whom we've acquired in tho past twoj payless months, wore riding merrily on our neck. ' REMEMBR THE girl we told. YOU ABOUT in a bunch of lines. THAT LOOKED like this last week? WELL. SHE SAW our little story. AND HAS INVITED us to eat. XMAS DINNER at her house in. THE SMALL town that has. PAVED STREETS and everything. WE HAVEN'T won her love. YET BUT SHE has at least, THOUGHT OF OUR stomach and. THAT IS GETTING close to our heart. Have you boon initiated into" the IN FLU ENZA'S? The only time we'll ever feel sorry for the Kaiser and his Clown Prince is when they get mad at each other. "Give mo Life, Liberty, or Death but deliver us frorn Influenza!" is the way it should have been said. Men interested in work during the holiday season, report to Prof. A. A. Reed, 203 Administration Building. 2t Private: "Which end of the does Sgt. Morris guide?" Voice: "The end headed for mess hall." line the "Toots" Schuman elected himself Company Commander Thursday morn ing, as did Booker and Rixleben. Sev eral new movements were explained and executed. Yea, "executed" in more ways than one. It takes a cross female to give it to a man straight. LOST Gold Watch on ribbon ! bracelet. Return to Student Activities Office. Reward. 3t A KODAK THE BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT LINCOLN PHOTO SUPPLY CO. (Eastman Kodak Co.) 1217 0S8. Free Lecture ON Christian Under Auspices of CHRISTIAN SCIENCE SOCIETY University of Nebraska By Of PORTLAND, OREGON Member of the Board of Lectureship of The Mother Church, The First Church of Christ Scientist in Boston, Mass. Saturday, Dec. 14 TEMPLE THEATRE, 8 P.M University Public Is Cordially Invited GARMENT CLEANING SERVICE LINCOLN CLEANINQ AND DYE WORKS 326 South 11th Leo Soukup, Mgr., B 6575 N. S. CAFE 139 South EleventrT" LUNCH EONETTS SERVED L L E R'S ESCRIPTION A R M A C Y Make This a Xmas of JEWELRY GIFTS In jowchy and jewelry alone is there the quality of carry ing a living sentiment, year after year, when other pifts have long been forgotten. Place '".Jewelry" beside every name on your Ymas shop ping list. Your inspection solicited. Tucker Shean JEWELERS Eleven Twenty-three O Street Brought Back to Life YOUR OLD GLOTHES WE KNOW HOW Cleaners 1322 N - B3316 Lee'JWigton, Mgr. Science