THE DAILY NEBRABKAN
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EDITORIAL 8TAFF
Editor . SMARMS F HOI-MISS
ManaKlriK Keillor HARMS II TAYLOR
AHHoelato ISdltor FRISI) McCONNELL
ARHoclato Editor. .BURTON S HILL
BUSINE8S 8TAFF
Manager (' 0. HUCHANAN
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Knterrd nt tho postolllco at Lincoln,
Ni'liraHka, n h ho. oncl clans mall matter.
luitOr thn Ait of Congress of March 3.
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SATllRDW, APRIL f. 1 ! 1 12
LITEBABY DEPARTMENT
ENC.INEER RILL'S EXPERIMENT
Ry "Q T"
( Panned by tlu National Hoard of
Ci'iiHorHhip )
Now (as jou reinoiiibor) the En
Kliicci had a frat brother who wan
HtudjhiK the Finn Arta and RuhIiIiik
Ho did not know what ho would do
when he graduated and he did not
cui' much Hut he did want to keep
pretending to graduate When the
Artist was "pinched" for playing base
ball in tho utreet the Engineer paid
his fine And when the Artist flunked
In math Hill pulled him through his
make up examination For theHe
thliiKH the itiHt wIioho name was
"Penny" (riliuit for Pembllton) waa
M'iy Kiateful mid Haid that Hill was
"a line old duck, In ppitc of his books
full of figures "
nd ' Pcnn ' wasn't the onh one that
felt that way Eveiy one who knew
the urine unsmiling Engineer called
him "Old Hill" oi ' Dad" or said 'flood
Old Hill 1) His Soul" So ou see,
the mlHsed Hill a great deal when
he graduated and weiii up north to
build some big things he had planned
to build
Some of them thought he was a free
man now Pat fiom it' He was en
gaged' He figured It out on the
"lheoi of )iob,ibillt" that It would
be a good m heme, from a sclent llle
standpoint to sort of label his eperl
merit with a 'Hands Off" t.ig until he
could ome back and write up the ro
suits In the county cleik's ofllce He
sides noliodv likes to h.i e his e
periitHiits tamptied with Hut then
he did not warn to bo "precipitate"
In these matters so he onl slipped
her his pin and didn't sav much Then
hij went awa after sa lug goodbe
the lllth time
While he was awa the Artist called
Puyn" lot short was timg to en
Jo life Tins was wise in "PeniiN "
but uiih ss von own a mint and aie a
fr i ml ot Piolessor I riberg it is dan
geious There :s nothing ends so
1 1 tilt K 1 .is mini pliasiire However,
one dav this man Rutledge that sellk
J on the tnket to the gate of learning,
having vi i huh else to do compiled,
and edited and mailed to the Elder
Pembllton, who was not called
Penn " an itemized account of the
price of admission ' o the Penny," as
ou might say, upon receipt of which
the elder Pembllton justly and with
fatherlv Bolicitude, curtailed and dimln
Ished the ounger Pembllton's month
In. stipend This was about two years
after the Engineer hid gone North
Now In order to enjoy life properly,
one must have an ample stipend and
so oni hero being deprived of his
weeklj twin seat at the Orpheum, soon
fell into disfavor with the Sorority
Swim He would have languished n
tirely avvy but the Engineer heard
about his trouble "Oood Old Hill.'
because he bad Just llnlshed a road
cut out in the hills, sent a cheek to
the rtlst with several figures written
on it And that is whv tho Engineer
is still unable to come back and write
the results of his experiment
All students should visit tho "Col
lego Inn Barbr Shop at 127 North
12th S L Chaplin, Prop
CALENDAR.
Saturday, April 7.
Tegner Society
Student Debating Society.
Sigma Nu banquet
Tegner banquet
Medical Society dance
Silver Sorpent reception.
Sigma Tau dance. Sigma Phi Epsllon
houso
For your orcheBtra call O L Jones.
Auto L-8605.
ROSS WRITING ARTICLES.
Former Nebraska Professor Author of
Series In Century Magazine.
Prof Edward Ross, formerly of Ne
braska, now of Wisconsin, has an e
tended series of articles in the ('en
tuiv Magazine on "The Middle West''
The ai tides give a comparison with
the East In the current number the
phase tieated is, "The Influence of
State I'nlversltles "
OFFICERS GET MEDALS.
Captain Warner and Sergeant Cole
man Receive Roscoe Pound Gift.
Medals were presented to ("apt K
I1 Warnei and Sergt A M Colt man
ot Co A last night at legirnental re
view These medals aie given ( u( h
iar by Roscoe Pound to winners ot
Co A individual compel Di Pound
was a former captain ot the company I
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