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'I f i ! i T ohn Henry's PICNIC By GEORGE L Hunch and I .had a little iraiue-iijj ..a J . n . - 1 a- for the benefit of Uncle Peter's race- track bettinc proclivities. with I key Schwartz as our understudy. After completing our plans we walked around to the Grand Central station and I found a moment wherein to make a date for tomorrow's meeting. Nothing was said about the real estate; business. which Peaches thought was Ike.Vi line, on the way home, but I could see that although Peaches now had hr semaphore set for a clear track she still had a few told doubts about friend I key. Of course I couldn't tell her our plan for I nele Peter's sahatk.n with out giving the old gentleman dead away, and, besides, the s'-cret might leak out and my busy n'latiw would break off a few horse laughs at my expense. iTirii. ipior blew into Uuraldene a little earlier than usual that evening, and with him was a stranger. The old gentleman was in excel lent spirits and introduced his friend to us as Mr. P.arney Sullivan. "He's a co-worker and deeply in terested in the S. P. ('. A." I heard cagey Peter whisper hoarsely to Aunt Maitha and Clara J., but I was wise to the visitor. Harney was none other than a little Tad tout I'd often seen around thi tracks, but I couldn't imagine wh Vncle Peter had dragged him into our home life. Of course the women folks saw nothing strange in the fact that Uncle Peter brought a co-worker in a good cause home with him, but it was me for the Sherlock Holmes tiling, (puck. It was all right enough for my es teemed relative to throw his money jo the sparrows, but why ask one of the sparrows home to dinner? Harney was short and wide, with a graceful figur". like a turnip. When he wasn't talking he was laughing, and when Harney laughed lie opemd his face on hinges at both ears and kept it open for five minutes. If his head were a few feet thicker he'd make a good tunnel. When Harney talked all you had to do was turn on a green light to find yourself in Ireland. His brogue was thick enough to make an Englishman yell for a bobby. "And why wouldn't you live on Fifth avenue in New York, Mr. Sul livan V" Uncle Peter was saying when I joined them to smoke a cigar, "if, as you say, you expect to be a very rich man some day?" "Fift" avenoo is no place for th" Irish." Harney replied. "A frind iv mine tried it wance and bit his tongue. His name was .lawn O'lViwd, th" prize lighter: perhaps you know Jawn?" "No. I don't think so," Uncle Peter said, encouragingly. ".lawn made so much money in the fightin" business that he blew himself for a small palace on Fift" avenoo," Harney went on. "It were a foine place near th" Ashterbilts and th" Yandergoolds. .lawn have a house that's the divvle for shtyle, and he have a bunch of typewrittin" machines fer to kape his voice in trainiti be manes iv println" u letter wance in a while in the newspapers." Uncle Peter smiled and Harney con tinued. ."They"s lace curtains in th" windyr, an in th" front hall they's a marble bust iv a woman be th name iv Yay nus, but it looks more like a gurrui be th" name iv Marguerite Roscom mon that wurruke in th" front row iv a burlesque throop. If th throlley car'd chop off her arms she'd be a ringer for that woman, Yaynus." Uncle Peter looked around, some what fearful the story might be long on Yenus and short on wardrobe, but Harney went right ahead. "In Jawn's parlor they's pitchers be Pat Uembrandt. Mike Angelo an" Tim Clancy. Clancy's th" best, rip risintin th' eighth round iv a go be chune O'Dowd an" a felly be th" name iv Muttonchops McGuire. Ye can see .lawn hanin" McGuire a long, low push in th short ribs be means iv his foot. Th' riferee's face is turned th' other way. an they's a bunch iv green money as big as th" fist iv ye per troodm from his pocket. McGuirk is his name. He's runnin" a saloon now In Akron, Ohio. Th pitcher is a mas terpiece, an' Clancy played th" races off th" proceeds for six weeks before th" tanbark tips an" hits him a belt in th' neck." Uncle Peter nodded his approval. "Jawn O'Down is livin" bechune a Ashtorbilt an" a Yandergoold." Har ney continued. "He have a thrunk full iv pitcher books an novels locked up m th" cellar an' he have a nickle plated growler an" a man in livery to rush it at th' crook iv his finger. Life is complate. Wan day wan iv th Ashtorbilts stops be th front door where Jawn O'Dowd is settin on th marble steps, eatln' a chicken sand wich an enj'yin' th air In his shirt tic-eves. "Heg pardon." says Ashtorbilt, "but I'm on me way to th Gowf Links an' I've misplaced me niblick. Will ye do me ;h" kindness to lend me th" loan iv yer niblick fer th' afternoon," says he. ""Waat t'hell's a niblick?' says lawn to himself, battin' his eyes an not darin to show his Ignorance fer fear iv bein oystercized socially by th Ashtorbilts. 'Set down on th shtep. "Willie. says he, "an I'll go look!" says he. "It takes Jawn tin minutes to come back. "I have th cook an' th' rist iv me staff lookin fer th niblick, Willie, says he. 'They ain't none on th' ice at present.' says he, 'but me footman thinks they's wan in th dark room in th' sicond cellar,' says he. 'I'll sind it to ye, Willie,' says he. 'Call agin. "ile frind Jawn .sets there with th' V. HOBART jjivainjuciuu iuiuu uui uia juuj s-ir I .-.-. w-i1 IS l t'rt Itln Xmi1 Id wit' worryin' over what th' divvle's a niblick when wan iv th' Yandergoolds comes along. "'Askin' yer pardon,' says Yander goold. 'but I'm goin out to th' Gowf LUiks In me mobile an' a careless servant have mislaid me lofter an' me brassie. Could ye lend me th loan iv a lofter an' a brassie till to niorry?' " '1 will. Corny,' says Jawn O'Dowd. risin' up an' backin' in th door; "I will,' says he, 'just as soon as I can find a niblick fer Willie Ashtorbilt," says he. Then he slams the front door, rushes out th back door an never shtops till he rayches Canal street an' th' Howery. Th' nixt day O'Dowd ixchanges his Fift" avenoo property fer goold bonds an some stock in a fertilizer factory, an he moves to Gowanus." Harney was thoughtful for a mo ment. "That shows ye, he went on with a sigh, "that shows ye that oil and water don't mix. and society have more ways than wan iv kapein' itself to Itself." Uncle Peter laughed long and loud over the story, but when Harney got up and moved off towards the gate the old fellow was after him like a shot. I couldn't size the game up at all. Just what Uncle Peter's object Around and 'Round cmild lm in makinc a friend of this ' Tad tout was more than 1 could iiess. Hack they came to the house, arm in arm, and presently Vncle Peter said he would show Harney to his room for the night. As they went into the house I no ticed that Harney's lamps were burn ing darkly, and that every once in a while he sized Uncle Peter up as though figuring on the result If they'd clinch, but nothing happened. Peaches was busy in the library with some letters she had to write, so I sat alone on the veranda until presently I heard Uncle Peter com ing down the stairs again. Aunt Martha was waiting for him at the foot of the stairs and I heard her say in startled tones, "Peter, what is all this mystery about? You've locked your guest in his room." "1 did. my dear." Uncle Peter re plied in a barky sort of a way. "but 'Fift' Avenoo Is No Place for Irish," Barney Replied. th' I didn't think you saw me. Had to do it. It's this way. my dear: I gave this man some money at the race track this afternoon to use in the furtherance of an idea in connection with our society and he betrayed the trust I placed in him." I heard Aunt Martha's start of as tonishment and then the whole gag dawned on me. Uncle Peter had given Barney some money to put on a horse and the lat ter had held it out, believing the horse named would not win. That much was plain, but just why Uncle Peter was explaining further: "He dodged me, but I finally caught him and demanded my money back. You know, my dear, our society can not afford to throw money away like that." It was al' I could do to keep from shrieking outright, but I bit deep into my handkerchief and listened while old Munchausen hoisted the black flag and sailed the liar's sea. "But why didn't you call a police man and give him In charge?" asked the startled. Vunt Martha. "J won't sleep a -wink tonight with that man in the house." "Nonsense, my dear," eSe Uncle Peter, soothingly. "He is perfectly harmless. You see I couldn't very well hand him over to a policeman, because that would bring me a lot of undesirable notoriety. Kindness, my dear, kindness always wins, under stand? I shall be so kind to him that by tomorrow afternoon he'L' be quite willing to find my lost money. There now, Martha, don't worry. Kindness never yet failed to win the day." Then in a much lower tone. "In the meantime, my dear, don't sa anything about this matter to any body, especially John." I rolled quietly off the veranda and rushed around the house to give vent to my laughter-flooded emotions. It was all quite plain to me now. Rarney had made a bad break by bet ting the money on some horse other than that picked by Uncle Peter. Bar ney's selection had lost. Uncle Peter's had won. Now the old gentleman in tended to keep Harney company "till the latter squared himself in work or otherwise, and the little Irishman was afraid to hot foot for fear his patron would have him pinched. Delicious. Just then I heard a window being opened cautiously above my head and presently through the gloom I made out the form of Harney. leaning far out and evidently calculating how much personal property he would shatter if he jumped. I spoke to him and like a streak he ducked back into the room and the window went down with a bang. I dished myself out another hearty laugh and then I rushed off to bed and to sleep for fear I'd be tempted to tell Clara J. all about it I don't know how long I slept, but soon a mighty crash somewhere in the house aroused me and I awoke to find Clara J. hunting up that Colt's revolver of hers, and saying some thing about house-breakers. "If that's what they are they must be breaking the house with a batter- the Fence They Puffed. i ing ram."' I growled as I slipped on some clothes. , The whole house was in wild con- fusion. Aunt Martha was wringing her hands and saying. "It's that horse society member! Its that horse so ciety member! Why didn't Peter let him keep the money! We'll all be killed!" Iena Krauss, our Dutch cook, in a make-up like a Grecian goddess on a wash day, rushed frantically into the kitchen and then out again, armed with a different weapon of defense each time. I id. such a robbers!" she Show me vot id iss so I "'Vare iss screamed. make id somedings mit der ice pick- mgs. yes: Doan'd you f"nmn hnrn robbers! be afraid, I only punch your head ouid! Ach, vy doan'd dem t no matter how unbecoming they may burgugulars make a camcing so I ' De?" soak dem mit dis egg-slapper!" I Silenced, the brutal husband agair I found the front door open and buries himself in his paper. bidding Clara J. calm the excited ' household I rushed out. j Polite Estimates. Soon I discovered the cause of the ' "if some folks." observes- Mr. Fa riot, A high iron fence encloses doogus with a meaning expression. Doves Nest Villa and is almost circu- -were equipped physically as they aro lar in form. Away over to the right ! by disposition, they would have two T saw our friend, Harney, pegging around the fence for dear life, fol lowed by Uncle Peter in his nigbt shirt: and Tacks, In his dream clothes, following Uncle Peter. Around and 'round the fence they puffed without a word and outside of the fence a neighbor's dog was act ing as pacemaker and yearning for a chance to bite something. Laugh! I rolled over on the grass and yelled like an Indian. It was evident that poor Barney had managed to get his door open, but in crawling for the stairs he upset a table and it preceded him to the front door. And there was Barney now, vainly searching for the gate in the iron fence, followed by o!d Uncle Peter Nemesis, and young Tacks, the Boy Sleuth. Just as I dropped In behind them to make it a quartet, poor Barney trip ped and fell on something: Uncle Peter fell on Barney and Tacks fell on Uncle Peter, all without a word being spoken. I pulled them apart and asked what it all meant. Barney jumped to his feet and said very quietly. "I have trouble with me slape. It ain't insomnia and it ain't nightmare: it's somethin bechixt and bechune th two." "He must be a somnamberlist." sug gested Tacks. "Well, Mr. Sullivan," puffed Uncle Peter as we hustled back to the house, "all I have to say is if you call that walking in your sleep I'll be damned If I want to follow you when you run!" iCopyrisht by g. w. uuimssasi uo. The Retort Courteous. To Talleyrand: "You are a thief, a coward, a man without honor; yon disbelieve in God. you have betrayed everyone, to you nothing is stcred. you would sell your own father. You deserve that I should smash you like a glass, but I despise you too pro foundly to put myself to that trouble." (Talleyrand: "What a pity that bo great a man should be so ill-bred.") Napoleon (Quoted in the Corsican). TvrviTT rwnnwroi riiv"l Jy WUBBRDNEraiT e FEVER. cMe SPRING I'si rlln' mighty po'ly. Mislvli iVhit Mini, fr a fac': Doss lak I tloiif I:mii julyze' In mah reel :i lalgs back. Y iless J:t ii on will ctissln" en will Mowlr wlin: yo" !o nut I cain't wul. dis inawnin' when I'J wo'n out thou en tlioo. Kn all ! tirr. He riv'i S:rik- up "Swisliy-swiMiy-swish." ! wiuVr trcs ly sliih 1-ak iley t:lkin at i!- liJh. Tilt aln no uo tr drive me. 'cazc 1 iiaeji'ly won" le driv De way 1'se f.-ellti all dl.i day hit's tC TMiirli wuk ler live! Dcys want fer keep on settin Jn de sun shine, on a chain Kr on a empty lnset. er a box. er any wlmili! De rlvcli wliah bit riffies "iVhi&peli "Swisliy-Mvlsliy-swish:" le wilier trees cVy snifilcs TLuk dey cryln' fer de llsh. rtn-yosAT.Ii. Misteb White Man! Yes. 1 sav 1 clean yo valid. Hut so'tnepiti come en hit me en doss lam me shm! on hah;.. T i nnii- termnrivr. mebbe. en I slio'Iy t yo walk 15ut dess dis inawnin" "White "in. I aln" well enoatih tor talk. What make dat rlveh chuckle Wid dat Pwlshy-swlshy-swishr What make d.-m wlllers whispeh I-ak dey talkln at de fish? Disguised Hint. The crowd surrounding the balky animal opens somewhat when the man who looks as though he knew horse flesh asks what is the matter. "This mare of mino has balked," ex plains Ihe owner of the rig. "I can't get her to go in any direction." "Have you tried to back her?' asks (he stranger. "'Why. I never thought of that," an , ewers the driver, getting down and tak ', lng a plug of tobacco from his pock- et. He holds it to me animaiu uuae, amj a 0,ce it starts down the road. With that self-possession whict niars the man of perfect poise, the horsey man turns and goes away smil jng as thoi-gh in pity of the ignorance of the others. Her Part. "Pooh!" sneers the brutal husband "You talk of the worries and weariness of shopping for new hats, and you frel 1 about the ugliness of the things when you buy them, as if that were some thing terrible. If you had to dig tif the money to pay for them, as I do. you ,niRht have room to taik .. mv dM,." oxnostulatcs the na tient wife, "what is paying for the hats compared to the mental sufferings "- -".' WW .- --" - one undergoes in having to wear them real faces "They would?" queries Mr. Skid wupp. with a .-ague smile. "They would? Well, if some others we.ro fixed out to suit the way they act they would have four feet and long ears." At this juncture occurred the only recorded affair of fisticuffs on the boulevard. Worrying. "They say that a woman always knows when a man is going to fo lose." observes the man with the in trowing mustache. "She does." affirms the lady with the contemplative eyes. "That must, at times, worry her Doesn't It?" "Not half so much as the other sido of the picture. She also knows when a man is not going to propose." Like for Like. "Here is a million dollars for the heathens in Gooloolooland." says the philanthropic magnate, hurrying intc the mission office. "Sorry sir." replies the clerk, "bul we can't ti'ko ycir money. It i? tainted." "Huh. So's your blamed old heath ens. I just got back from a tout through Gooloolooland, and I saw em." One Advantage. 1 wish I could understand the lan guage here." said the first traveler. "I i triPii for an hour last nieht to exnlain j t) the clerk that j wanted to knew j llow much my expenses are going to be." "I'm glad I can't understand the language." said the second traveler. "I don't want that news broken to me until too late to spoil the fun I'm hav ing." -77 If a sailer is not a laborer, is he .oafer? SUNSHINE AND GOOD HEALTH Wherever Sun's Rays Penetrate Hu man Life Is Quickened and Health an Happiness Promoted. The sunlight, with Its mellowing warmth and radiare, is one of the great essentials to good health. Wbere ever it penetrates, in prudently regu lated moderation, it quickens human life, promotes health and happiness, and may be truly regarded as one of the best friends of man and beast The common practice of providing blinds, shutters, curtains and other means for shrouding the windows and shutting out the sunshine, is undoubt edly a great mistake, and makes for physical weakness .and ill health. More window light, more sunshine, and not less, is what we require. Let all your apartments, kitchen, sitting Jooms. I panors ana Deurooms, iou, u? huuucu with sunlight as much as, possible. Try This for Colds Prescription Known for Results Rather than Large Quantity. Go to your druggist ana gei i ounces of Glvcerine and half an ounce of Concvnimtttl Pine compound. Mix these with half a pint of good whisky. Siiake well, Take one to two teaspoon fuls after each meal and at bd time. Smaller doses to children according to age." Anv one can preparo this ut home. This Is said to be tho quickest couch nnl cold cure known to the medical profession. Be sure to ect only tbe genuine Globe Concentrated Pine. Each halt ounce bottle rnracs in a tin screw-top scaled case. If the druslst Is out of stock he will quickly get it from his wholesale house. Don't fool with uncertain mixtures. It is risky. NOT EXACTLY THE SAME. The Traveler Hello, Hans! I hear you've taken a chance In tho matri monial loltery again. I suppose you've won a prize? Hans Yaas; I got a surprise. CURE THAT SORE THROAT Sore throat is inflammation of the mucous membrane of the throat, and if this membrane happens to be at all sensitive a predisposition to sore throat will exist. Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic is both a preventative and a cure for sore throat because It possesses extraor dinary cleansing, healing and germi cidal qualities. Just a little in a glass of water, used as a gargle, will quick ly relieve all soreness and strengthen the mucous membrane of the throat, and thus overcome all tendency to Eoro throat. Paxtine is far superior to liquid an tiseptics or Peroxide for all toilet and hygienic uses. Paxtine may be obtained at any drug store, 25 and 50c a box, or sent postpaid upon receipt of price by The Paxton Toilet Co.. Boston, Mass. Send for a free sample. Bold Scribe. "Ho hum!" ejaculated honest Farm er Hombeak. who had encountered in the village newspaper an example of the perversity which the linotype sometimes displays. "The editor of the Plaindcaler ain't afraid to speak his miud. He come right out and says: "In our opinion the Hon. Thom as Rott has iyddaonkzzounsottttpt pn mnwww trahahaha. hawzw zens kibby.' And. by jolly! he says it as if he means It. too!" Puck. ASK FOK AU.GVR FOOT-KASE the AntiM?pUc powder to ihake I nlo jonr sluies. TRe llerrs Com. Ilunlnns. 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