The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, July 04, 1906, Image 3

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Allen S. Olmsted Wins in Court
The Toot-Ease Trade-Mark
Sustained.
Buffalo, X. Y. The Supreme Court hat
pranted a permanent injunction Tvith costs
:i?amstPaul B. Hudson and others of
New "iork City, restrambig them from
nuking or selling a foot powder -nhich
the court declares is an imitation and in
fringement on "Foot-Ease," now so large
ly adrertised and Fold over the country.
The owner of the trade-mark "Foot-Ease,"
1 Allen S. Olmhted, of Lc Rov. X. Y., and
the decision of this suit upholds his trade,
mark and rcrders all parties liable who
fraudulently attempt to profit by the ex
tensive "Foot-Ease" advertising, in plac
'ing on the market the spurious and sim
ilar appearing preparation involved in the
tase. This the court declares was de
signed in imitation and infringement of
the genuine "Foot-Ease' trade-mark rights,
llich package of the genuine Allen's Fnot
Eae has the facsimile signature of Allen
S. Olmsted on its jellow label.
Safe Deposit.
Of Marshal Field III. an amusing
story was lecently told at LakewDod.
The boy, according to the story, ap
proached an old lady in a Lakewood
hotel and said to her:
"Can you crack nuts?"
"No, my t 3ar, I can't," the old lady
eplied. "I lost all my teeth years
ago."
"Then," said the little boy, extend
ing two hands full of walnuts, "please
hold these while I go and get some
more." Denver Times.
Beware of Ointments for Catarrh
that Contain Mercury,
m mercury will sorely destroy the aente of nel
and completely derange the whole system waea
entering it through the mucous surfaces. Sack
articles should never he ased except on prescrip
tion from reputable physicians, as the damage they
will dots ten fold to the rood yon can possibly de
rive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured
hy F. J. Cheney Co., Toledo, O., contains no mer
cury, and is taken Internally, acting directly npoa
the blood and mucosa surfaces of the system. I
curing Hall's Catarrh Cure be sure you ret tbe
niioc ii is UKen internal J r ana made m To:
Oblo, byt.j Cheney Co. Testimonials free.
Bold by ItrniRlsts. Price. 75c per bottle.
Take Hall's Family rills for constipation.
Women Want Muck.
Skoller Of course, the generic
term "man" includes the women
Maryat Not always.
Skoller O! yes. You see
Maryat Nonsense! For instance,
the sentence, "Man wants but little
here below," would be ridiculous in
that case. Washington Star.
The extraordinary popularity of fine
white goods this summer makes the
choice of Starch a matter of great Im
portance. Defiance Starch, being free
from all injurious chemicals, is the
only one which is safe to use on fine
fabrics. Its great strength as a stlff
ener makes half the usual quantity of
Starch necessary, with the result of
perfect finish, equal to that when the
goods were new.
Modern Love.
Anxious Father But do you feel
sure that 3011 can make mv daughter
happy?
Cairn Youth I haven't thought
about that. But I have finally de
cided thai she can make me happy.
Somerville Journal
By following the directions, which
arc plainly printed on each package of
Defiance Starch, Men's Collars and
Cuffs can be made just as stiff as de
sired, with either gloss or domestic
finish. Try it. 16 oz. for 10c, sold by
all good grocers.
Her Beason.
"All the while she's on the ocean
Gladys doesn't eat any meat,"
"Why?"
"So she won't lose flesh."
Ixnis' Single Binder straight 5c cigar :
good quality all the time. Your dealer or
Lew's Factory, Peoria, 111.
There isn't much fun in making love
to a girl if she knows you really mean
it
Mra. Window Boothia Strap.
For children teethras;. softens the (rums, reduces a
sTsinistloa. allays pan. cares wind colic 2Sca bottle.
Many a man's experience in a buck
et shop has caused him to turn pale.
Good, Hot or Cold Defiance Starch,
16 oz. for 10c.
Flattery should always be diluted
with tact.
"IT SAVED MY LIFE"
PUKE FN A FIMOBS MEMCME
re. WHIassea Tells Haw She TrM Lydia
E. Piakhmta's VesetaMe Cinpwai Jsst
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Mrs. T. C. Willadscn. of Manning,
Iowa, -writes to Mrs. Pinkham;
Pear Mrs. Pinkham :
" I can truly say that you hare saved mv
life, and I cannot express my gratitude to
vou in words.
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' Before I wrote to you, telling you how I
felt. I had doctored for over two years steady
and spent lots of money on medicines besides,
but it all failed to help me. My monthly pe
riod'; bad ceased and I suffered much pain,
j with fainting spells, headache, backache and
bearinc-down pains, and I was so weak I
could nardlv keep around. As a las resort
I decided to write yora and try Lydia E. Pink
. ham's Vegetable 'Compound, and I am so
.1 thankful that I did, for after following vour
instructions, which you sent me free of all
charge, I became regular and in perfect
health. Had it not been for you I would be
in my grave to-dav.
" f sincerely trust that this letter may lead
every suffering woman in the country to
write you for help as I did."
When women are troubled with ir
regular or painful periods, weakness,
displacement or ulceration of an organ,
that bearing-down feeling, inflamma
tion, backache, flatulence, general de
bility, indigestion or nervous prostra
tion, they should remember there is
one tried and true remedy. Lydia E.
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removes such troubles.
No other female Hdidne in the world
has received each widespread and un
qualified eadoraeaaeat. Befuse all sub
stitutes. For 25 rears Ifas-Pinkhana. daughter-
in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham, has under
- Wer direction, and siace her decease.
been advising sick women frea of
cuarge. Address, iyaa,
LETTED FROM THE WML CAPITAL
The Presidential Booms Beginning in
Good Season "Peerless Leader"
Possible Presidents George
Cortelyou Considered.
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Congress affoids ouiie a list of the distin
guished Democrats who have their lightning rods erected for the electrical dis
turbance two years hence. There is youug Senator Baiiey, who is mentioned
as the beau ideal of young Democracy and aZ Judge Partcer bar suggested that
the Democrats go south of Mason and Dixon's lin-3 for a candidate, Mr. Bailey
has been put well to the forefront. There is William R. Hearst of the house
who is actively In the field, while Gov. Folk, of Missouri, atin Mayor McClellan,
of New York city, are having their booms.
On the Republican side there is no dearth of candidates at the present
writing. Vice President Fairbanks is in it very strongly and 5f, for any reason
he should drop out, his state of Indiana may push her Loy otatcr, Senator Al
bert J. Beveridge. Then there are Secretaries Taft. Root and Shaw in the cabi
net and Speaker Cannon up in the house, not to say ajiythhig about the per
sistent La Follette of Wisconsin. Senator Foraker, of Ohio, has his boosters
as has also Gov. Cummins, of Iowa.
FROM STENOGRAPHER TO IMPORTANT PORTFOLIO IN CABINET.
The three secretaries in the cabinet are not
all the preside.al probabilities now in Mr.
Roosevelt's official family. Tncrc is a quiet, con
servative but forceful young man at the head of
the great post, office department who is making
somewhat of a record and attracting no little at
tention. This is the able and successful chair
man of the Republican national committee, Hon.
George Bruce Cortelyou whose public record
reads like a romance and is ?n inspiration to
every American youth. To rise from the humble
position of stenograpner to tho fourth assistant
postmaster general to ona of ;hc most important
portfolios in the cabinet shows the possibilities
of American public life and tie ability of an
American young m-m to accomplish that great
progression.
Mr. Cortelyou is "attending to his knitting' ery industriously and con
scientiously. He is striving to make on of the best postmasters general the
country has had just as earlier in his career he made one of the best sten
ographers in the service and later one of the best secretaries '-o the president
that was ever in the White House. The presidential bee is ;iot distracting
George Cortelyou's attention from the manifold duties that test upon his
shoulders as a real, actual director of UnJe nam's stupendous postal system.
There are a great many men in the Republican party wr.o believe that the
policy two years hence will be to nominate a man of conservatism and ability.
They will want a man who is thoroughly acquainted with the machinery of
government and who ha; had experience under administraticas of widely dif
fering character. They say they want a man who caa perpetuate the best ideas
of the Roosevelt administration and carry .beni out with the suavity and force
of William McKinley. They say they want a man not :,o strenuous as Mr.
Roosevelt, but one who will be as determined and they are lo -King to George
Cortelyou as that man.
CONGRESS AND THE REPORT OF THE KEEP COMMISSION.
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that much discussed topic of a civic pension Hot, on the ictinuncnt of clerks
after their efficiency has been impaired.
The findings of this commission are all very interesting and the members
of it can prove the great advantage their new .-ystems would Le to the govern
ment, but unfortunately for them congress has something en say and legisla
tion is needed to reconstruct circumlocution offices and tj dislocate the Tite
Barnacles of the service.
THE AIRSHIP WAS A NINE-DAYS' WONDER,
Washington had a genuine sensation a few
days ago when an ariship pa'd a visit to -the
city and its operator tailed around the monu
ment, alighted 'u the backyard of the White
House, arose and flew up to the ccpltel where, he
circled around the great dome' rta .hen settled
to the earth on tii east f-ont as gently and as
crefniiy as a butterfly on flower. Other
cities have witnesr-ed these exhibitions and are
somewhat blase on the subject of airships, but
old, conservative Washington h?d tot before ex
perienced the thril! cf this new 'nvtnticn. Wash
ington does not cvnsider it good form, anyway,
to take up with cew ileas uni! they have been
tried out in other localities. TLc airship, there
fore, was a nine lay wonder to the inhabitants
fo this dignified capital.
It was at the capitol that the airship caiiscr! thz greatest cx'-Itcment The
grave and reverend senators and members of the nouse became os curious and
excited as schoolboys. Thej tumbled over each ether to get a view of the
strange visitor. The fact that the machine was to attempt the flight over the
city had been well advertised and keen-eyed page boys had been stationed on
the lookout for it. When they caught a glimpse of it circling aro::nd the monu
ment they rushed in to the house and senate and the word was passed around
in an instant "The ariship is coming." Old Senator Cullom and Hc-nator Pettus,
of Alabama, fairly ran a foot race to reach the balcony outside the senate
chamber and they were joined shortly by ail but five of the gray beards and
the younger members of the senate.
All the senators, but three or four, nastencd to watch the maneuvers of
this queer "bird." One of those who refused to .leave the chamber was Mr.
Benson, of Kansas, who had just been sworn in to fill '.he vacan.y caused by the
resignation of Senator Burton of that state. His colleague. Mr. Long, went up
to him and said: "Senator Benson don't you want to see the airihip?"
"Long," replied the new senator, "I know I am lust from Kansas, but you
can't see any green in my eye. I know enough not to blow out the gas and, by
gum, you can't fool me with an ariship," and :hu nil man nik-sed the most' in
teresting sight that has occurred in the national capital for years.
NO CONEY ISLAND ATTRACTIONS
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In manufacturing towns where the skilled workmen and even the laborers
have a pocketful of money on Saturday evsning they want to spend it on them
selves and families and consequently they patronize these merry-go-rounds and
tent shows to the liaiit In the last half dozen years several popular amuse
ment scheaMS have come to grief in the suburbs of Washington. This year a
courageous syndicate established a "Luna park," but judging from tha Indif
ference of the government employes, that enterprise seems likely to follow the
wake of its several predecessors.
WASHINGTON. Seldom in the history of
the country have there ieen more presidential
booms two years In advance of the nominating
convention that there aio at the present time.
As one star differelh from another star in glory,
so one boom outshines anothi-r in the prepara
tory race. For the past two or three weeks the
Bryan boom has eclipsed in interest and atten
tion nearly every other one in cipher party. The
suddenness with which it again sprang into
bloom and the r.ro;:ii;cice th cne time "Peer
less Leader" of Democracy is achieving in his
tour around the vorld hve given the mention
of his name unusual interest, b!t -here are more
than William J. Bryan in training for the Dem
ocratic nominatiou in 1 90S.
Congress has net much use fo. a commission
created by itself and has a great deal less for a
commission established by some ether branch of
the government. Thre has besr. at work for
many months a g'oup o veiy earnest consci
entious young ni'.r. in the government service
known as the 'K;p ontnissicn."' These young
gentlemen have txen studving tr.j system of do
ing business in tr.e various departments and
have been formulating row idts as to the con
duct of this business. They aov? examined into
the personel of the jroternment employes with
a view to increasing ike (.ffie'enry ot the latter,
they hare disru:-sr" the hours tLat government
clerks shculd work ar.d the number of days they
hould have as ana:l leave -juJ as sick leave
and they have brought their mta'ls to bear upon
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There is probably no other city in the
United States of the same population as Wash
ington where popuTai an-.user.ients are less pat
ronized than right here. While roller coasters,
shoot-the-chute, side shows and all forms of
amusements mak-i their proprietors rich at
Coney Island, Atlantic City, Pittsburg and at
every popular re:-rt, they are dismal failures
when established In the suburbs of Washing
ton. Most of the wage earners of this city are
government employes and compared to the
workers in other ciUes. particularly in manu
facturing centers, they are mighty poor spend
ers. Out of curiosity the government clerk may
take a trolley ride to the suburb and spend aa
much as half a dollar in 3ome of these forms of
amusement, but he dots not eo rerv often.
Kidnaped the
Wrong Person
"Well," resumed the man from Mis
souri, thus encoureftad, "according tc
the way they tell it up at Sitka, there
were two Eskimo villages somewhere
above the circle, but not very far apart)
and for some reason or other that
doesn't figure in the tale, these two vil
lages were not on speaking terms wit!
each other. In fact, there was a sort
of an east Kentucky feud on between
them, and whenever a man from one
village met a man from the other there
was some kind of trouble between
Jhem. I don't know whether it was
a battle with snowballs or a blubber
eating contest, but anyhow it nearly
always ended fatally for somebody
piaybe an innocent bystander. Well, in
one ot these villages there was a beau
teous maiden. Now, gentlemen, yon
understand I am simply repeating what
they told me up there, and they didn't
crack a smile when they said it. There
was a beauteous maiden in one, and in
the ether there was a young man who
could outrun, outspear or lick any oth
er man in that section of the ice box,
according to claims of his fellow-citi-r.ens,
and, of course, they set great
.-.tore by him. This here mighty man
of valor was scootin' around one day,
when he happened to meet the beaute
ous maiden aforesaid, who had inad
vertently strayed from her 'parents'
Christmas castle. The result was the
same as usual. The Eskimo man was
smitten sore and the Eskimo maid was
clean gone on him before the aurora
borealis could give warning. Well. :
young feller made all kinds of over
tures to the girl's pa; offered him wal
rus tusks and husky dogs, and the Lord
only knows what else, for the young
woman, but the old man laughed him
to scorn. Then the youngster played
what he thought was a winning card
rolled in a barrel of Standard oil,
enough to feed the family all winter,
and offered to swap even. This stag
gered the stern parent and he came
pretty near makin' a deal, but the
neighbors butted in about that time and
the whole party chased the lover out of
the city limits. He went back home,
swearin. by jiggers, he'd have that
maiden if he got his feet wet in the at
tempt, and that, they say, is a terrible
oath for an Eskimo.
"Well, after considerable flggerin'
and nosin' around he decided the only
way to get her was to sneak in at
night, or when they was all asleep, and
carry her off by force. Now, according
to what they told me up there, these
Eskimos don't sleep in feather beds like
civilized people, but they crawl into
bags, pull the draw string tight over
their heads and snooze until the alarm
clock rings. Young Lochnivar he puts
out Irorr. town along about ten o'clock
in the evening, accordin to our reck
onin', and, after trampin' miles over
the ice, climbin' a mounain. slidin
down a glacier and crossin' a great
chasm on a log, he reaches the land ot
the foe and the home of the girl. He
bribes the night watchman with a bot
'tle of hair oil and then slips into the
snow palace of the obdurate sire. Of
course, the whole family was sleepin'
in the reception hall. That's a way
the Eskimos have, they told me up
there. They say it's warmer and more
sociable. But when they're all sleepin'
in sacks and the 'lumination is poof
this congregatin together adds to the
difficulties of making a selection. But
Lochnivar didn't hesitate. Could his
dieart be mistaken about which sack
contained his beloved? Gosh! No. He
picked up the likeliest bundle, threw it
over his shoulder and hiked for the
subut os. It was a pretty hefty package
and there was evidently somp objec
tions from the inside of it. but our
hero toiled steadily homeward. It was
a risky job to skin across that chasm
on a sMppery log with such a load, but
he did it, and he climbed the glacier
and he scaled the mountains. 'Long
about get tin' up time he staggered'into
his own village and up to his own hut,
tired out, but safe and victorious. Now,
hy jiggers, the beauteous maiden was
in his possession. Now he would feast
his eyes upon her shining countenance
Now tor one long, fond embrace:
Trembling with impatience, he tore
open the sack.
'Gentlemen," said the Missourian, as
he paused to relight his cigar, "if what
they told me up there is true, the shock
must have been terrible."
"Well, don't keep us in suspense."
exclaimed the red-headed man, "what
was ir the sack?"
'The Missourian blew three smoke
rings and then calmly replied:
"His heart was mistaken. It was the
old man he had carried off." Cincin
nati Enquirer.
"Where the Treasure Is;' Etc.
"Harold," said the heiress, "I have
been thinking."
"Thinking of me, precious?" asked
Harold.
"Indirectly, yes. I have been think
ing that, were you to marry me, every
body would say you only did so in or
der to get my money."
"What care I for the unthinking
world?"
"But, oh, Harold! I will marry you."
"My own dar "
"And I will not have the people say
unkind things about you, as I have ar
ranged to give all my fortune to the
missionaries. Why, Harold! where are
you going?"
Harold pauped long enough on his
way to the door to look back and mut
ter: I'm going to be a missionary!"
Judge.
New One to Mark.
Talking of Americans, I met at din
ner ;hc other evening, for the first time
in my life, the great Mark Twain. A
droll-iooking and droll-mannered gen
tleman, who did not, however, waste
any very good things on his company.
Oddly enough, I told him a very an
cient American jest which I remem
bered from the time I was in jackets
.He had never heard it, and laughed
so loud that the other end of the dinner-table
insisted upon knowing the
xeason. It was a very fast-trott'ng
mare that an American gentleman
drove, with a friend by his side. Attoi
awhile the friend inquired what cem
etery it was they were passing through
the milestones came so quick that
he was misled. From the Life of
Caaoa Ainger. - -
TORTURED WITH GRAVEL.
Knee Using Doan's Kidney Pills,
Not a Stone Has Formed.
Capf. S. L. Crute, Adjt Watts Camp,
U. C. V., Roanoke, Va., says: "I suf
fered a long, long
time with my back,
and felt draggy
and listless and
all the time. I lost
from my usual
vv.tortaar-A-r ... welzht. 225. to 170.
Urinary passages
were too frequent
and I had to get
up often at night
I had headaches
and dizzv Knells
3 also, hut my worst
suffering was from renal colic. After
I began using Doan's Kidney Pills I
passed a gravel stone as big as a bean.
Since then I have never had an attack
of gravel, and have picked up to my
former health and weight. I am a well
man, and give Doan's Kidney Pills
credit for it."
Sold by all dealers. 0 cents a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
A woman's idea of a stingy man is
oae who never pays her compliments.
The com: et'.tlve system may cause a
great deal or waste, but it develops
many fine human qualities.
Lewis Single Binder cigar richest, most
satisfying smoke on the market. Your
dealer or Lewis' Factory, Peoria, 111.
Thin.
Boarding House Keeper Will you
have soup to-night?
Lodger No, thanks. I'm off the
water wagon. Smart Set.
Important fa Mothers.
carefully every bottle of CASTORIA,
a Mfe and rare reaxdy for infanta aad children,
aadaeetbatU
Bean the
Signature of
la USi For Over SO Years.
Tae Knd Yob Bare Always fioasat.
Up to Her.
hear you are contemplating mat
rimony, old man," said Green. "How
about it?"
"It's a fact," replied Brown, "but
fhe outcome of my contemplation de
pends on the widow's might."
"How's that?" queried Green.
"She might decide to marry me,
and then on the other hand she might
not," answered Brown. Chicago Daily
News.
TRADE AND TRAFFIC.
The trade of Chili is almost eatlre
ly In the bands of Europeans.
France imported $300,000 worth of
apples from Canada last summer and
fall.
In 1904 Denmark sent to England
over 5,000 tons of butter, valued at
145.000.000.
It Is thtimated that 1,000,000 tons of
steel rails for 1907 delivery are under
negotiation, and that fully half that
tonnage has already been placed.
It is said that the hides of American
live cattle sent to England to be killed
and eaten aro by prearrangement all
sent back across the Atlantic, there to
be tanned, and, mayhap, reshipped to
England as leather or in boots and
shoes.
Shipments of anthracite coal during
May amounted to 3,254,320 tons, against
(,005,158 tons in May last year. For
'the year, to' date, the shipments aggre
gate 19,709,783 tons, contrasted with
24,872,954 tons in the corresponding
period last year.
PASSING PERSONALS.
Mrs. Bellamy Storer, whose hus
band recently retired from his posi
tion as ambassador to Austria, is the
originator of the famous Rookwood
pottery.
John W. Foster, formerly secretary
of state, has been designated by the
.Chinese, government as its representa
tive at the approaching Hague con
ference. Prof. Rinaldo Lotbrop Perkins, one
af the most scholarly men of Boston,
at the age of 80 lives a simple life
la a small attic room surrounded by
his books.
Rev. J. R. Mouer, of Monessen. Pa.,
has seven sons, all of them clergy
men, in five different denominations.
They have one sister, who is married
to a minister.
John Redmond, leader of the Irish
parliamentary party, makes a prac
tice of being within the precincts of
the house of commons from the mo
ment the speaker takes the chair un
til the proceedings terminate at night.
Thomas Nelson Page, who recently
returned from abroad, says he visited
the pope, the king of Italy, and the
king of Portugal; saw two incipient
revolutions and learned that Euro
peans generally look upon Americans
as a nation of grafters.
CLEVER DOCTOR.
Cured a 20 Years' Trouble Without
Any Medicine.
A wise Indiana physician cured 20
years' stomach disease without any
medicine as his patient tells:
"I had stomach trouble for 20 years,
tried allopathic medicines, patent
medicines and all the simple remedies
suggested by my friends, but grew
worse all the time.
"Finally a doctor who is the most
prominent physician in this part of
the state told me medicine would do
me no good, only irritating my stom
ach and making it worse that I must
look to diet and quit drinking coffee.
"I cried out in alarm, 'Quit drink
ing coffee!' why, 'What will I drink?
"'Try Postum,' said the doctor, 'I
drink it and you will like it when it
is made according to directions, with
cream, for it is delicious and has none
of the bad effects coffee has.'
"Well, that was two years ago, and
I am still drinking Postum. My stom
ach is right again and I know doctor
hit the nail on the head when he de
cided coffee was the cause of all my
trouble. I only wish I had quit it
years ago and drank Postum In its
place." Name given by Postum Co.,
Battle .Creek, Mich.
Never too late to mend. Ten days
trial of Postum in place of coffee
works wonders. There's a reason.
Look la pkgs. for the famous lit
tls book, The Road to Wellville."
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NEW HOMES IN
THE NORTHWEST.
Shoshone Reservation to Be Opened to
Settlement Chicago at North
western R"y Announces Bound
Trip Excursion Bates from
All Points July 12 to 29.
Less than one fare for the round
trip to Shoshoni, Wyoming, the res
ervation border.
The only all rail route to the res
ervation border.
Dates of registration July lGth to
31st at Sh03honi and Lander. Reached
only by this line.
Write for pamphlets, telling how to
take up one of these attractive home
steads. Information, maps and pamphlets
free on request to S. F. Miller, A. G.
F. & P. A.. Omaha. Neb.
TWICE TOLD TALES.
In an English court, recently, a
man was fined 2 for contempt cf
court. He offered a note in pay
ment, but was told by the clerk that
he had no change. "Oh, keep the
change," was the reply; "I'll take it
out in contempt."
A Frenchwoman was complaining
to her husband that he was too much
of a bookworm, that he retired too
often to his study, leaving her to
spend many evenings alone. "I
wish," she ended, plaintively, "that
I were a book. Then I might always
have your company." "In that case,
my dear." the Frenchman answered,
"I'd wish you were an almanac.
Then I could change you once a
year."
BRIGHT BITS BY T2B WTX1.
Will A Must hold a mortgage oa
success.
The busybody butts in without any
its or buts.
Charity begins at home, but if it
is the real brand it soon outgrows its
native place.
It is hard to work much confidence
in a man who wears a ring on his
middle finger.
A man's' knowledge cannot be
judged by the fool things he says
when in love.
The golden calf will always be wor
shiped, though it wear the tail of a
monkey or the ears of an ass.
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Neuralgia and Anaemia mn Cured Hy
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For nearly a generation the people of
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thousands of cures by this remedj has
been published and confirmed and not
one person has beeu harmed iu the slight
est degree by their nse. The pills con
tain no opiate, narcotic or stimulant,
nor any drag which conld iujere the
most delicate const i tut iou.
"For over a year," says Miss Charlotte
Van Salisbury, of Cnstleton, N.Y., "I
suffered from neuralgia and palpitation
of the heart. Sly skin was pale and sal
low and I was troubled with dizziness,
fainting spells nud fits of indigestion. I
was very nervous and would start at the
slightest sound. At times a great weak
ness would come over me and on one oc
casion my limbs gave way under me and
I fell to the sidewalk.
" Of course I was treated by our local
physicians and abo consulted a noted
doctor at Albany, bnt nothing they gave
me seemed to benefit me. One day I
read in n newspaper about Dr. Williams
Pink Pills for Pale People and I imme
diately gave them a trial. I soon felt
mnchbetterand my color had begun to
return. I continued using the pills and
by the time I had taken eight boxes I
was entirely cured.
Hy sister, Sarah Van Salisbury, suf
fered terribly from anemia. She was
pale and thin and we feared that ska
would become a victim of consumption.
She tried Dr.Williams' Pink Pills for
Pale People and in a short time she be
gan to gain in strength and weight.
She is now strong and well and we both
heartily recommend Dr. Williams' Piak
Pills to all who are in ill health."
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sold by all
druggists or sent, postpaid, on receipt
of price, 50 cents per box, six boxes for
f2.50, by the Ur. wiuiams aseaicine v..
Sclienectatiy, n.x. ieacnpuve
volets free on request.
$ Yeast That Raises
2 Every woman likes quick yeast
41 that will make light good tasting
g bread. On Time Yeast is made
S fresh every day and guaranteed to
jgi your grocer to give you satisfaction
or money refunded.
I On Time
I Yeast
2 is put up Ten Cakes in a package, instaadot
2 seven, and sells at Five Cents. Two pack-
3 ses of On Time Yeast that will cost
S you Ten Cents will weigh more than three
ST packages of any other yeast that costs yoo
.V Fifteen Cents. Why submit to be robbed out
2 ot Rve Cents? Use On Tame Yat
$ and get the most good yeast for your money.
$ Ask Yht tour fir Oi Hm Yeast
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all inflamed, ulcerated and catarrhal con
ditions of the mucous membrane such as
aUssalcatatrh.ateriae catarrh cause!
by feaalalae His sore throat sera
BMMith or iaflaaaed eyes by simply
dosing the stomach.
But you surely caa care these stubborn
affections by local treatment with
Paxtine Toilet Antiseptic
which destroys the disease gcrms,checks
discharges, stops pain, and heals the
inflammation and soreness.
Paxtine represents the most successful
local treatment for femiaiae ills ever
produced. Thousands of women testify
' to this fact, 50 cents af druggists.
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WANTED
Men to work ia saw anils aad shingle Bail la ia
the state of Washington. MMM WAOESI
Steady employment. No aaow or cold weather,
mills ran every month ia the year. Cheap living.
For fall particulars address Pacific Coast lum
ber Manufacturers Association, Seattle, oroa ar
rival call oa Crawford & Pratt, lie Main Street.
PIT A PITUSS SCALES. For Steel
aad Wood Frames, J2S aad as. Write
as before yoabay. We save yea
Also Peswps and What
Mills,
lawt.
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Wheat. aaihtas per acre.
Catalogue and samples sues.
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W. N. TJ., OMAHA, NO. 27, 1906.
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Trial Package,
Address. Ailea
8. Olmsted,
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Bosoms, Collars
and Cafe
LAUNDERED WITH
Defiance
Starch
never crack nor be
come brittle. They
last twice as lone as
those laundered with other
starches and give the wear
er much better satisfaction.
If you want your husband,
brother or son to look
dressy, to feel comfortable
and to be thoroughly happy
use DEFIANCE
STARCH in the
laundry. It is sold by all
good grocers at 10c a pack
age 16 ounces. Inferior
starches sell at the same
price per package but con
tain only-12 ounces. Note
the difference. Ask your
grocer for DEFIANCE STARCH.
Insist oa getting it aad you will never
ate aay other brand.