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4 $ ft IF IN DOUBT Itai tit Filliviig: At a. hearing before the Committee on Public Health, of the Massa chusetts Legislature, on a bill de signed to prevent this wholesale dosing of the public, the following eminent Boston physicians testified against the healthfulness ol Rochelle Salts, and strongly recom mended the passage of a law which would prohibit the sale of baking powders which left this daagerous drug in food. Dr. Hartung Dr. F. B. Foster Dr. C. O. Kepler Dr. G. M. Palmer Calumet Baking Powder (eaves the food free from Rochelle Salts, Alum or any injurious sub stance. Therefore, recommended by leading physicians and chemists. USED II ILL10IS OF HOMES. XEDICAL MENTION. A Christiania doctor has discovered that microbes are Infected "with para sites. Strong measures against tuberculo sis have been taken by the local gov Lmment beard of Scotland, writes Con sul Fleming from Edinburgh. It is put in the class of infectious diseases, and a campaign of disinfection is In augurated. When anyone with normal eyesight stands at right angles to a ray of sun light it is easy to see floating dust par ticles which are not discoverable with the aid of the strongest microscope. What is seen by the unaided eye is not the particle of solid matter, but the cone of light reflected from it and oc cupying a much greater space. In denouncing the genral use o? chemical preserves in food, the Lancet remarks that the curing or smoke proc ess aims not merely at preserving tht food, but giving it palatable qualities. Smoked salmon, herring or haddock for example, is not only preserved by the process, but agreably flavored at the same time. The addition of borax or salicylic acid, on the other hand, would ,no t enhance the flavor of these fishes. Important to Mothers. Examine arcrully every bottle of C ASTORIA, a safe and wire remedy lor infants and children, and toe that it Bears the .Signature of ' &5&x 2a Use For Over SO Years. 1'hn Kind Yoa Have Always Bought. Sum Restaurant. "Paw, what's that orchestra playing Irfere for?" "Money. Tammy. They couldn't pos sibly be playing for the kind of meal they would cet here." Chicago Tribune. Easier to Do. -Some o de .gloomy conversation," said Uncle Eben, "is caused by de fact dat it's easier to talk hard times dau it i to do bard .work." Washisston Star. Ijcw :Single Binder straight 5c Manj rmokere itrrfer thorn to 10c dears. Yui dealer or .Lewis' Factory, Peoria, III. The chief end both ends meet of man is to make Mr. WuiiUow'a Soothing Sjtobv For children teeth!?;:, often the Kami, reduce 1a flsmniallun, allart- p!n. cures wind colic. 2Se a bottle Hot air is always succeeded cold wave. by a A Valuable Agent The glycerine eaployed ia JJir. Pierce's medicines greatly .enhances tbo medi cinal properties wlich it extracts and holds in solution moch better tkuin alco hol would. It also possesses i&edicinal Sroperties of its owa, being a valuable emulcent, nutritive, antiseptic and anti ferment. It adds greatly to the eilcacy of the Black Cherryhmrk. Golden Seal root, Stono root and Queen's root, con tained ia '-Golden Medical Discovery" in subduing chronic, or lingering coughs, bronchial, throat and lung affection, for all of which these agents are recom mended by standard medical authorities. In all cases where there is a wasting away of flesh, loss of appetite, with weak stoniach. as in tho early stages of consumption, there can be no doubt that glycerine acts as a valuable nutritive and aids the Golden Seal root. Stone root, Queen's root and Black Cherrybark in promoting digestion and building up the flesh and strength, controlling the cough and bringing about a healthy condition of tho whole system. Of course, it must not be expected to work miracles. It will sot cure consumption except in its earlier stages. It will euro very severe, obstin ate, chronic coughs, bronchial and laryn geal troubles, and chronic sore throat with hoarseness. In acute coughs it is not so effective. It is in the lingering coughs, or those of long standing, even when accompanied by bleeding from lungs, that it has performed its most marvelous cures. Send for and read the little book of extracts, treating of the properties and uses of the several med icinal roots that enter into Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and learn why this medicine has such a wide range of application in the cure of diseases. It is sent free. Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. The "Discovery" con tains no alcohol or harmful, habit-forming drug. Ingredients all printed on each bottle wrapper in plain English. Sick people, especially those suffering from diseases of longstanding, aro invited to consult Dr. Pierce by letter, free. All correspondence is held as strictly private and sacredly confidential. Address Dr. B. V- Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. Dr. Pierce's Medical Adviser is sent free oa receipt of stamps to pay expense of mailing only. Send 21 one-cent stamps for paper-covered, or 31 stamps for cloth bound copy. EOSSiP FROM THE NHTIHL ML The Sting of the Ex-Senatorial Wasp Senator from Pennsylvania Brings That State Much Honor. BBalllllBBaBBBBBBBBIBBBaaBBBHBBBallHHBIBI-aaBl WASHINGTON. Ex-Senator Chandler, "the wasp of the Senate," as he was formerly known, has managed to get into his natural element, which is hot water. He mixed in the railroad rate legislation as an intermediary between the strenuous President Roosevelt and the vitriolic Senator Tillman, of South Carolina. The oppor tunity to have some fun was too great for Mr. Chandler to let pass. President Roosevelt, as everybody who has come in personal contact with him knows, is impetuous and in private con versation speaks his mind very freely and some times extravagantly about those with whom he may have a difference of opinion. On the rate bill the president had some strong differences and to Senator Chandler he talked very freely about Senators Spooner, Knox and Foraker. It so happened that two of these men, Spooner and Foraker, have been in Mr. Chandler's bad books for some years and the latter did not hesitate to report to Senator Tillman some things which the president said about these senators that sounded rather harsh in private conversation, but were absolutely offensive when delivered in public. Sen ator Tillman felt called upon to make a statement on the floor of the senate giving his version of the negotiations that had been in progress between the president and the Democrats through Mr. Chandler, the inter mediary. In that statement he quoted what Senator Chandler had said that .the president had said about Knox, Spooner and Foraker. SENATOR KNOX REMAINS COOL. Senator Knox, one of the trio named by ex Senator Cnandler as having been criticised bj the president, refused to get excited over the report as he said that the president knew bin: too well and knew his desire to enact consti tutional legislation too well ever to have charged him even in private with having a purpose tc defeat the bilL Mr. Knox is one of the well-tried friends of President Roosevelt who can talk to the latter like a "Dutch uncle," and the pres ident takes his lecture in good part. It is re membered that a year or two ago a fulsome magazine article was published by a wall known writer in which the present Secretary Root was lauded to the skies and President Roosevelt quoted as saying that Mr. Root could fill any position in the cabinet and would make a better secretary of state than Mr. Hay or a better attorney general than Mr. Knox. This article caused some comment and the friends of Mr. Knox were inclined to be offended, especially as it was shortly after the attorney general's successful credit to the administration. The president got worried over the article, and as Mr. Knox did not go to the White House for several days the president sent for him, and in an embarrassed sort of way denied that there had been any war rant for the quotation attributed to him in the magazine article. "Oh, Mr. President." said Mr. Knox, "I never gave that matter a second thought, be cause I knew that you were not fool enough to make such a remark." The president, who is apt to be carried away by the enthusiasm of the moment and who doubtless had spoken in most laudatory terms of Mr. Root, saw the point of his attorney general's remark at once. THE "GOLD-DUST TWINS." Two new members in the senate are getting a large share of credit for securing a sane and constitutional measure through that body. These are Senators Knox, of Pennsylvania, and Crane, of Massachusetts. Mr. Knox has taken high place in the senate during his first term because of the reputation he had when he entered that body His advice has been sought and his opinion re spected far beyond that which is accorded to new members. He has made but one set speech, but his interruptions have been frequent and always on some vital point in the rate bill. Mr. Crane entered the same time that Mr. Knox did and brought with him the reputation of being a supert organizer. When it seemed Imperative that an amend ment should be made to the rate bill to make it constitutional in the judgment of the majority of lawyers in the senate, Mr. Knox was given the task of convincing his colleagues that the amend ment was necessary. To Mr. Crane was given the task of lining up the sen ators for this amendment. The two men worked together and were about the busiest members in that body. They are both small men physically, and as they were seen together so much they were dubbed by some of their col leagues the "Gold Dust Twins of the Senate." Senator Knox's prominence hi his first term and tho high position that has been accorded him. has brought unusual honor to his state of Pennsyl vania so that there is strong talk of making him governor of that state. He will not listen to such a suggestion, as he does not care for a busy political life, but -many of his friends are urging him to accept a nomination, believing that he TCould give such an ideal administration as governor as to force him to the forefront as a presidential candidate in 1908. Secretary Shaw, of the treasury department, who is himself a candidate for the presidency, stated the other day that if Pennsylvania elected an exceptionally able man foi governor this year that man would be a formidable dark horse in the presi dential race. THE WEARY CONGRESSMEN NEED REGT. Congress is getting tired. It has now been in session neariy six months and that is consid ered a pretty long time for these $5,000 officials to attend to public business. There are the inevitable signs of approaching adjournment Passages on steamships abroad have been en gaged, tours of the United States, Canada and New Mexico are projected and many congress men are studying railway maps and steamship itineraries much more closely than they are legislation. The hot weather is approaching and that always has a deteriorating effect upon enthusiastic statesmanship. After a long win ter's work it is pretty bard for the average con gressman to keep up the pace with the mercury in the 90's and old "General Humidity" dominat ing the climate of Washington. The bouse has been going along in an or dinary sort of way and is pretty well clear of all sort of legislation. It was the Dolicv of Speaker Cannon and the house leaders to pass the important bills and throw them into the senate in order to direct the attention of the country to this upper branch of the national legislature and bring criticism upon it as be ing a dilatory body. The senate pays about as much attention to this sort of criticism as a duck does to a stream of water turned upon its back. The senate takes its own good time in disposing of any piece of legislation, bat this time varies. It has spent about three months on the rate bill. It 1s liable to spend three hours oa an important appropriation bill. IN CONSTANT AGONY. JL West Virginian's Awful Distress Through Kidney Troubles. W. L. Jackson, merchant, of Parfc eraburg, W. Va., says: "Driving about in bad weather brought kidney trou bles on me, and I suffered twenty years with sharp, cramping pains in the back and urinary disorders. I often had to get up a doz- en times at night to urinate. Retention set In. and I was obliged to use the catheter. I took to my bed, and the doctors failing to. help, began using, Doan's Kidney Pills. The urine soon came freely again, and the pain grad nally disappeared. I have been cured eight years, and thouga over 70, am as active as a boy. Sold by all dealers. 50 cents a bozl Fbster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y. SIGNALS FOR BRIDAL PARIS Which Convey Commands and Ten der Sentiments in Public Places. Bride to Groom. One short jerk of coat Stop looking at that girl! One long jerk of coat Oh, see the pretty hats! One long hug You look perfectly lovely to-day. One long hand squeeze Honey, what makes you look so cross? One short hand squeeze Some one's coming! Groom to Bride. One short jerk of sleeve Stop look ing at that man! One long jerk of sleeve Come on. You don't want to see the hats. One long hug You look perfectly lovely to-day. One long hand squeeze Honey, you ain't mad, 'are you? One short hand squeeze Don't be a goose! Three sharp taps on wrist Take care, woman, take care! I will be master in my own house! Puck. TORTURED WITH ECZEMA. Tremendous Itching Over Whole Body Scratched Until Bled Won derful Cure by Cuticura. "Last year I suffered with a tre mendous itching on my back, whlcb grew worse and worse, until it spread over the whole bedy, and only my face and hands were free. For foui months or so I suffered torments, and I had to scratch, scratch, scratch, un til I bled. At night when I went tc bed things got worse, and I had at times to get up and scratch my body all over, until I was as sore as could be, and until I suffered excruciating pains. They told me that I was suf fering from eczema. Then I made up my mind that I would use the Cuti 2ura Remedies. I used them accord ing to instructions, and very soon in deed I was greatly relieved. I con tinued until well, and now I am ready to recommend the Cuticura Remedies to any one. Mrs. Mary Metzger, Sweetwater, Okla., June 2S, 1905." Charitable Player. I5y some means a mother and daugh ter managed to gain access to Pade rewski's sanctum. The mother was proud of her daughter and the daugh ter had aspirations. She desired Pad Brewski's opinion of her skill. Paderew ski listened, or appeared to, wh:V ks mother beat time approvingly, -t last, with a final crash, the girl rot- from the stool and the mother flusfce : with pleasure. "Tell me," she whispc.-"d to the artist, "tell me in confidence. What do you think of her?" Amiably the artist rubbed his hands together. "I think she must be very charitable. Surely she letteth not her left hand know what her right hand doeth." TIEUISYFLYKIUill Mt. OSSs. bos Usta than destroys an the Was as afford comfort to every entire season. Hanalaas to penoos-Cleaa. neat mad wlUaot sou or lajars anything-- Try yoawin wnMcmtwbem. B not kept br deal- era, saaspreaaai fortte. Banal THE FISHERMEN EAGER FOB THKIR SPORT. When the gray heads of the senate have reached a conclusion the word goes out that by such and such a date congress ought to ad journ. Then the committees get very busy and report the bills that are to pass and they are taken up and disposed of in ample time to allow congress to get away on the date fixed. It is then that the enthusiastic fishermen, as well as the travelers, begin to make preparations for their vacation. Fly books are overhauled, rods unjointed and examined and everything put into ship shape for the senators' summer sport. Old Fishermen like President Pro Tern Frye, Senator Proctor, of Vermont; Senator Du Bois. of Idaho; Senator Spooner, of Wisconsin, and half a dozen other lovers of nature, and the de lights of fishing, can hardly wait until the day of adjournment. The fishermen of congress each has his own favorite territory. Senator Proctor is nn nt the millionaire owners of immense fishing pre serves In the almost unknown land of Gaspe in eastern Canada. He goes mere with his friends and is isolated from the world. They live in primitive style and enjoy the real sport of salmon 'fishing and occasionally hunting ;he moose and the caribou. Senator Spooner loves the northern Wisconsin lakes and would rather have a four-pound bass at the end of his line than to beat Bailey on a constitutional point Senator Du Bois goes after the trout jp in Idaho and Wyoming and is an expert fisherman. EFFICACY PLUS PRAYER. State or Onio. Citt of Toledo, I , Ll-cas Cocty. I "" Fkank J. Ciien-et wakes oath that he Is senior autuer of the firm of F. J. CuEHKT Co.. doing instness In tbo City of Toledo. County and Bute tfrresald. and that said Ann will par the um of DXE HUKUBED DOLLAUS for each and ever? Mae of Catabrb that cannot bo cored by the use of Hall's Catakcu Ccsz. FRANK J. CHEJTET. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pretence, thU Stn day of December, A. D.. 18S8. . a A. W. GLEASON. E4tf XOTABT PUBLtC. Italic Catarrh Care ! taken internally and sett directly on the blood and mocoui surface of tht art tern. Send for testimonial, free. F. J. CHEXEr CO., Toledo, a Bold by all Drnggtsts. 75c. Take Hall's Family F11U for constipation. A Matter of Courtesy, Merely. Mr. Nervey The object of my call upon you this evening, Mr. Goldrox Mr. Goldrox (sternly) Yes, you've come to tell me that you wish to marry my daughter and I want to say right here and now "Pardon me. I come to tell you that I am going to marry your daugh ter. I convinced her and her mother that it was no more than fair to put tou wise." Philadelphia Press. Laconic She wrote: "Circumstances over which I have no control compel me to reject your offer of marriage. Yours, etc." He wired: "What circumstances? Reply pre paid." She wired: "Yours. Collect" Cleveland Leader. DOUGHNUTS AND CRULLERS Various Recipes for These Breakfast Cakes Dearly Beloved of the Good American. CRULLERS MADE OF RAISED DOUGH. Set what is calle a sponge over night, just as for bread. Use a pint of warm water and a large half cupful of yeast. When the mixture is light add half a cupful of butter oi sweet lard, a large cup of sugar, a teaspoonful of salt dissolved ir water, one tablespoonful of cinnamon and a pinch of nutmeg. Stir in twe beaten eggs, add flour until sufficient ly stiff, knead it well and set away tr rise. Then roll the dough out intc half-inch thickness and cut into anj forms desirable. The twist is pretty Drop into hot lard, being sure tc have quite a deep vessel of lard, as the turning of the cakes is liable to spatter up in the gas. DOUGHNUTS HAPPY-GO-LUCKY One gill of milk, one gill of sugar, three gills flour, one-third teaspoon ful of salt, one-third of a nutmeg, grated; grated rind of a lemon, the yellow part; one full teaspoonful ot baking powder, one egg. Beat the white of the egg to a stiff froth and add the beaten yolk and sugar. Add the flavorings, then milk and. last flour into which you have stirred tho baking powder. Drop a teaspoonful into hot butter or lard, let cook until brown, gently turning the doughnuts round as they fry. SWISS DOUGHNUTS. Boil a pint of milk and pour it over a pint of flour. Beat it very smooth, and when it is cool add four eggs, thoroughly well beaten, yolks and whites sep arately, always stirring in yolks first Then add the melted butter and a pinch of salt Sprinkle your board with flour to make it easy to form into rings. Cook in plenty of boiling lard or butter. Delicious with coffee for a nice breakfast "YES" AND "NO" APPLE BALLS. Pare and steam six moderately sour apples until they are soft and white Then rub them through a colander into a bowl, add a teaspoonful cf sour lemon juice to each apple, one-hall an ounce of gelatine to every six ap ples, and sugar to taste. Keep in a warm place until the gelatine is dis solved, then cool. Stir in briskly a meringue mixture made of the whites of four eggs and four ounces ol sugar. Drop this snowy, frothy mix ture in balls into a dish in which you wish to serve it Keep as much a pyramidal shape as possible, and dec orate each ball with candied cherries New York World. NO KOWTOWING FOR HIM. FOR THE GARDENER. The China Aster Seems to Belong to Autumn and 3Iay Be Started Outside. The China aster is one of the flowers which it seems to me belongs to early autumn rather than to summer. Con sequently, I do not deem it worth while to plant it inside in order to hasten its period of blooming. I should rather have these flowers through September and the first half of October than through July and August, but if one wishes the early blossoms it, is a simple matter to start the seeds indoors, choos ing the Queen of the Market, which is the earliest flowering strain of asters. One can now get these in a variety of colors. During the warmer days the plants will be greatly benefited if the boxes are set on a sunny porrh out of doors or on the ledge of an open window. They will thus be more vigorous and hardy and will endure the transplanting into the garden much better. Be careful not to apply too much water to the soil, keeping it barely moist but not wet, and also do not try to force the plants too rapidly in a very warm room. Most of them will thrive better in a compara tively cool temperature. Care must be taken to shade the tiny seedlings as they are starting, in order that they may not be dried out through the direct action of the sun. Do not have more, plants than can enjoy the full benefit of sun and air. Good Housekeeping. To Clean Old Oak. To clean old oak, whether furniture or paneling, dust it thorougnly and then wash it with warm beer, using a soft brush for carvings. Meanwhile, boil together two quarts of beer, one ounce of beeswax and one ounce of moist brown sugar until the wax and sugar are perfectly dissolved. Then app;y this with a large, soft brush, and when quite dry, rub it tmt'l bright with clean, soft cloths. Some people, after washing with the Jieer when dry polish it with a cloth slight ly sprinkled with paraffin oil. Hotsl San Who Was Not to Be Over awed by Dignitaries of State. They tell this one on former Gov. George Hoadly of Ohio: Once upon a time, in the midst of a campaign, Mr. Hoadly was to deliver a speech at a litte town in the great and glorious Buckeye State. When he reached the one hotel the town boast ed he walked up to the register and wrote hi3 name. The proprietor-head-porter-steward-headwaiter-depot - run ner was behind the desk in his shirt sleeves, his hat on the back of his head, and a cigar stump held between his teeth. When the visitor had put down his John Hancock, the factotum turned the register around, read with out the flicker of an eyelid the name there written, wrote "10" beside it with a lead pencil, and said: "You kin jest take yer grip right np that stairway there an' back down the hall clean to th end. Yer room's right on th' left hand side of th hall, in th' corner number 10." With considerable astonishment and not a little injured dignity Ohio's chief executive pointed to his name, smiled faintly, and said: "I am George Hoadly." "Yep; I notice," said the rustic without turning a hair. "An' yer room's right there at th' end of th' hall number 10. Can't miss it" With more haujteur, and almost quivering with outraged importance, the guest said impressively: "I am George Hoadly, governor of the state of Ohio!" Turning, then, with a look of ex asperated impatience on his face, the hotel man exclaimed: "Well, what d'ye expect me t' do kiss ye?" Judge. surrrENT sentences. Close quarters the miser's. A difference in terms congress and jail. Holding a meeting does not deter its progress. Government bonds In the United States prison. Even a muddy stream can leap clear over the falls. It doesn't take much cultivation to raise a big howl. A burglar is likely to put out the lights when he lights out. Try and keep pleasant even when yon come to the cross roads. A WOMAN'S OBDEAL DREADS DOCTOR'S QUESTIONS Thousands Write toMrs.PtaSrheUB.I.ynn. Masa and Eeceive Valuable Advice Absolutely Confidential and Free There can be no more terrible ordeal to a delicate, sensitive, refined woman than to be obliged to answer certain questions in regard to her private ills, even when those questions are asked by her family physician, and many fWTCMi continue to suffer rather than submit to examinations which so many physi cians propose in order to intelligently treat the disease; and this is the rea son why so many physicians fail to cure female disease. This is also the reason why thousands upon thousands of women are corre spondinc; with Mrs Pinkham. daughter-in-law of Lydia E. Pinkham. at Lynn. Mass. To her they can confide every detail of their illness, and from her great knowledge, obtained from years of experience in treating- female ills, Mrs. Pinkham can advise sick women more wisely than the hxjal physician. Read how'Mrs. Pinkham helped Urs.T. C.Willadsen ofManningJa. She writes: Dear Mrs. Pitikbam: " I can truly say that vm have saved my life, and I cannot express my gratitude ia words. Before I wrote to yba tilling yoa how I felt, I had doctored for over two Years steady, and spent lots of ntoney in medicines besides, but it all f aiM to do me nn v good. I bad female trouble andwonld dailvhare faint ing spelK backache, bearing-down pains, and my monthly perfods wero very irregular and finallv ceased. I wrote to von for your ad vice and received a letter full of instructions just what to do. and also commenced to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, awl I have been restored to pprfect health. Had it not been for you I would have been in my grave to-day." Mountains of proof establish the fact that no medicine in the world equals Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound for restoring women's health. H W. L. Douglas 3i?&3J?SHOES!a W. L. Douglas $4.00 Cilt Edge Line cannot De equalled at any price. Use of Sugar in Arabia. In Arabia the higher classes use sugar in tea and coffee in their houses, but in the coffee shop3 in the bazar, where hundreds of people gather in the evening a talk and drink coffee, a cheaper grade of coffee is generally consumed, made of cof fee husks principally, and in this drink sugar is seldom used. w t nnwnr laiaai a mi $10,000 xttosfir JUfSftLS5" tato "y tetaries rt BrBfgt"'.B? maA ' y" taHalte aire wtth which every psdref shoes Is bmV,jm wwM realize why W. L. Dettzlas S3.M stows cost tore to ssaJce, why they hoM their shape, ?. J?er tw. jma are of greater hitriasic vafae than any ether $3.50 shoe. Htom, 99.BQ. 92MO. yr'Trntimut 1 CAUTION. Insist upon baring W.LuDonr. las shoes. Take bo substitute. None genuine without his name and price stamped on bottom. rL Ctfy f jy'ef s usnl ; theu will not wear rassa, Write tot Illustrated Catalog. W. I IWUGLAS.Bracktea. Travel Right to Oklahoma The Missouri, Kansas & Texas R'y has recently inaugurated addi tional daily train for Oklahoma City, Guthrie, Cleveland, Bartlesville, Coffeyville, etc. With this added service the M. K. & T. R'y is the logical line between St. Louis and Kansas City and all principal points in Oklahoma. Chance of cars is one ot the ereatest inconveniences of travel. Yon don't have to chance cars if oo travel via the Miouri. Kansas ftlexas Railway. Through trains (over its own rails) rut between St. Louis and Kansas City and Oklahoma City. Dallas. Ft. Worth. San Antonio and Galveston. All tnrouch trains have Chair Cars and Pullman Sleepers. How to Go When you have occasion to travel, use the same discrimination in buying a ticket that you would in buying anything else. Assure yourself in advance of what you may expect in the way of comfort and convenience en ropte. If there is any information you want about a prospective trip, write me. I will gladly give you the information. Address W. S. ST. GEORGE General Passenger Agent, M. K. & T. R'j St. Louis, Missouri G. A. SIcNUTT. Blossom Iloase. Kansas Oltj, Mo. Ethel, one of New Hampshire's even-year-old daughters, is devoted to he birds. She was enraged at her dder brother, whose keenest enjoy nent seemed to be to trap them. She pleaded with him and scolded him, but ill to no elect. So Ethel took a new Vack. When prayer time came the other tvening her mother heard this final petition added to those which dealt tirectly with the spiritual and ma terial welfare of the family: "An" dear God, please smash all Wlllle'i nasty traps, for Jesus sake, amen." "Ethel, dear," said mother, serious ly, "do you really think that last is a nice thing to ask God to do? Do yon expect Him to do such a thing u that?" Ethel smiled beamingly, and an swered: "Oh, that'll be all right, muz zer. Jes before I corned upstairs I smashed 'em, all my own self." Lip-plncott's. Just a Tip. Miss Country Maid I was readiag In a magazine that in the city hotels one often sees palms about the dining rooms. Whaf kind of palm is the most prominent? Mr. Dineout The waiter's. Chicago Daily News. Perplexing;. "Vot a kveer Iangviches!" exclaimed the foreigner, who was trying to learn the American tongue. "Yoa say de man is 'all in' ven you mean he is all owdt!" Chicago Tribune. Indian Matrimonial Notice. Wanted A match for a girl of re spectable Agarwal family, Gauter Bansal. The boy should be educated and between the age of 20 and 25 years. All communications to be ad dressed to Gian Chand, clerk, Arsenal, Ferozepore City. Lahore Tribune. PATENTS for PROFIT mast lolly protect an lnTenttoa. Booklet sad Desk Calendar FREE. Highest references. Communications confidential. Established 1SC1. rcawicx m lAwrsacs- Wssatagtaa. D. C. If afflicted with , ThtapsQi's Efc Water W. N. V., OMAHA, NO. 22, 1806. I Economy Wins Demand from your frroceryman Ten Cakes of yeast for Five Cents, do not continue to make the rich richer by using a brand that is no better and puts only seven cakes in a five-cent package. Is it not sound judgment to require your grocer to furnish you the Ten Cake package of On Time Yeast for Five Cents? The three extra cakes are as good to you as to the Yeast Trust WRITE FOR A 8AMPLE FROM THE ON TIME YEAST CO.. OMAHA, NEB. All Elfl'C CHAT.E1CC A Certa! Cm far Href!, Hat, Achtaf Feat xKUaJMcXa DO NOT ACCEPT A SUBSTITUTE. Fa FREaT Trial had Address. Alias S. Olmsted, LeBo.M.K. press Position Filled. WUfte Gusher Just let me one kiss on those coral lips? Sweet Singer Sir. I already have press agent Chicago ally- News. If you don't like your job, don't worry some other fellow will soon have it Indianapolis Star. Lewis' Single Binder straight 5c cigar made of rich, mellow tobacco. Your deal er or Lewis' Factory, Peoria, HI. Pleasure Is doubled by division. What He Needed. "Bjorkins you're certainly losing your senses. Of all the crazy schemes I ever say, aren't you well?" "No; to tell the truth, I'm not I think I'll have to consult a physician.' "Never mind the doctor consult a wheelwright" Cleveland Leader. TROUBLED WITH CONSTIPATION Constipation, the root of all the ills that flesh is heir to. Con stipation, that sends thousands to oremature craves. "What i th matter of me, anywav? Is there no help?" Yes, you can get well in spue or arugs py eating dailv one lull meal of DR. PRICE'S WHEAT FLAKE CELERY His Hope. Mother Oh, you bad boy? Dirty hands again! I'm afraid you're a hopeless case. Tommy (eagerly) Oh, ma, does "hopeless" mean you're going to give np talking about it? Philadelphia Ledger. Phlox Druiomondi. The beautiful pIox drummondl has also been improved of late as regards the size of Its flowers and is one of the most satisfactory summer lowering' annuals. FOOD The ideal food, prepared from the whole grain of the wheat with celery. CusMtemeket. M m a M eeafer a few rJl ffSfft' f! MMstr Buemjf-tafjaf) m WsasWPBWB ax tea fciSff.' JSS. fr g'6' "-Mi a Dr. J-qW.ttrswaa Food tawTto clWTsS &8aflfc They I entity scllai. alwajfj wiwi, aaua as aa