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FAMILY : JOURNAL
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All Hats af Rai
Skart Ntice.
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Alto sell the wrld-fianai Waltar A. '
Wool Mower. Immi, Caarila-
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and Belf-biaiare-the
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lk7Bhop opposite the " Tattersall," ea.
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Judicious Advertising
Creates many a new business,
Enlarge? many an old business,
Revives many a dull business,
Rescues mam- a lost business,
Saves many a failing business,
Preserves many a large business,
Secures success iu any business.
Bo says a man of business, and we add that
jndicions advertising, for this section of country,
includes
THE JOURNAL
As on o the mediums, because it is read by the (
1cM iteople, those who know what they want and i
tun forn hat ther cet. We challenge comparison '
with an' country paper in the world in this re.
rpect twenty years publishing by the same
management, and never one dun to subscribers I
rubliMied iu Tue Jobrxau. This, better than I
:ijtliinc else, shows the class of people who
road TucJounsAl, every week. tf
GOSHEN
FENCE MACHINE'
CHEAP. ONLY 15.
Woven wire and slats, cat willows, split boards
nr anything of the sort, used; after posts an sat,
f nc can be made and stretched oa the crasusi,
in the winter, by a lioy or ordinary Carsa hand,
10 to 40 rods a day, and can work it ever aay
icrouad. The man who has one of these ama.
rhinos can build a fence that is mere darabWams
safe than auy other, and make it at leas east.
The inachin and a sample of its work eaa be
seen inthecity os 11th street at Ernst k Schwara
hardware store. WillseM mchines, or territory,
or contract to put up fences.
ltnaytf J. B. MATHKWBON.
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advertiser t opay
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It contains lists of news
encra or oinerwia
sowers aac estliatf
f the cost of ndvertUlaa:. The advertise
waste to spend ana dollar. Sada ta Kt lay
formation be requires, walla forhlaa who will
Invest one hundred thousand dollars In ad
vertising, a scheme la indicated which will
H ieei nis cverr reaniressent. or m mi
rtimoadtnee. lis editions hav been lass
Sent, post-paid, to any address for K eaa ta.
Write to GEO. P. BOW ELL A GO,
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PATENTS
Caveats and Trade Marks obtatard. and all Pat.
est business conducted for MODERATE KEER
OUR OFFICE 18 OPPOSITE D. B. PATENT
.OFFICE. We have no sub-asmei-rs. all business
direct, hence we can transact patent liniini is
-less time and at LESS COST than those remote
Croat Washington.
Bead model, draw inc. or photo, with das crip,
tion. Vi'e advise if patentable or no, tree of
charcc. Oar fee not due till jotteat is secured.
A beak. "How to Obtain Patents." with rsfer
saoss to actual clients in jronr stale, coaatyor
tew a, seat lies, sililrsss
Oaaaaite Patent OSee. Waehiat a. ?&.
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Wke Undo! life
We can ead all Its strife.
Sore eaooEh, ay Just aoldlag our breath;
Bat what will yon do
If within roar enure you
Become just as tired or death?
It It better by far j
To remain where you are, ,
Nor shorten life's journey a mile,
For It truly Is said m m .
That when once we are dead '
We shall likely to so a long while.
OMd XtsMVy IHsaatreaa tactic. j
'Yes, aW Mr. Easyman to the Betr. ,
Dr. Prudent, the new minister, who was
paying his parishioner a friendly visit, .
"you are unquestionably right. I do not
believe in being overstern with children. '
Xow mine treat me a9 they would an
elder brother or playmate. No scamper
ing up stairs when they hear my latch ;
key in the door. Not much! Make .
your home cheerful that's my motto."
A frowsy haired youth of some six
summers appeared on the scene at this
juncture. After eyeing the clersyman t
critically for a moment ho broke out !
with:
'Say, pa, what's a jayV
An ominous frown settled upon the (
brow of the indulgent parent as he re- ;
plied: "A Jay, my son, is a rather showy
bird, having low, erectile crest of feath
ers and ' .
"Hut, pa, they can fly, can't theyV" '
'Certainly, my boy. They are noted,
too, for their propensity to chatter, aud.
for instance, to ask foolish questions."
The frown deepened as the boy went on:
"But how can they fly, pa, without any
wings?"'
"My son. 1 think 1 heard your ma call
ing you a few moments ago '
"Yes, pa, I'm going, only as I heard
you tell ma last night that our new min
ister was a regular jay, I just wanted
to come iu here and see whether he could
flv. Say, mister (to the astonished cler
gyman) you ain't got any feathers, have
youV"
Then was a sudden rush on Ihu part
of the indulgent nareut. followed. by the
sudden dUapirearance of the youthful
inquisitor. Then came, a eries of dis
cordant howls from the lull beyond.
"My dear, sir.'" observed the parent
upou entering the room, "while I admit
that I am a kind and indulgent parent
why'."
At this point the front door was heard
to slam violently. The minister had dis
appeared, and now Mr. Easyman is talk
ing about renting a pew in another
church.
In every town and Tillage not already
taken the Dr. Henuer Moduui company
wants a reliable person grocery man. gen
eral ttore-Jceeper or private person as local
agent for the sale of their Standard Family
Medicine, which has been known and sold
for over sixty years. KnterpriMng country
storekeepers throughout the United States
are availing theinselve-. uf this very desir
able opportunity. For particulars address
Ih. Br.s.NEH Mourn Co.. Chicago. 111.
Asking Too Much.
Noon Newsboy "All 'lout the hor
rible raiiroad accident on th' vest s-ide!
Paper, sir?"
Customer (buving a copy aud looking
hastily over it) "Where Is it? 'M
'Street Car-Runs Into a Milk Wagon.
Killing a Horse. Narrow Escae of
Driver.' That's the horrible accident,
is it?"
Noou Newsboy (righteously indignant)
"Do you 'xpect to git a fust-class ac
cident with a hundred lives lost and a
ingiue busted all fur a cent?"
"Br the Street of Bt and Bye you arrive
at the house of Never. Djc'ds to-day
that you will at 8APOLIO. It Is a solid
rke of Sco ring Soap.
CtJSTOMKK Got some pills for sore
eyes? Clerk Yes; these are said to be
excellent for sore eyes. Customer How
do I take 'em? Clerk Two every four
hours. Customer (returning from the
front of the store after ten minutes or
so, holding a red bandana to a watering
eye) Seo here! The doctor that thinks
a fellow can keep two of them pills in
his eye for four hours must bo crazy;
why don't he make the pesky things so
they'll melt when you put 'em in?
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Taken avcay
sick headache, bilious headache,
dizziness, constipation, indigestion,
bilious attacks, and all derange
ments of the liver, stomach and
lowels. It's a large contract, but
the smallest things in the world do
the business Dr. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets. They're the smallest, but
the most effective. They go to
work in the right way. They
cleanse and renovate the system
thoroughly but they do it mildly
and gently. You feel the good
they do bnt you don't -feel
them doing it. As a Liver Pill,
they're unequaled. Sugar-coated,
easy to take, and put up in vials,
aud hermetically sealed, and thus
always fresh and reliable. A per
fect vest-pocket remedy, in small
vials, and only one necessary for a
laxative or ttiree for a cathartic
They're the chtuptsi pill you can
buy, because they're guaranteed to
give satisfaction, or your money is
returned.
You only pay for the good you
get.
That's the peculiar plan all Dr.
Pierce's medicines are sold on,
through druggists.
SHILOirS
CONSUMPTION
CURE.
The success of this Great Conch Care
without a parallel in the history of medicine.
All druggists are authorized to sell it on a pos
itive guarantee, a test that no other cure can sue.
cessiully stand. That it may become known,
the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are
placing a Sample Bottle Free into every home
tn the United States and Canada. If you have
a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for
it will care you. If your child has the Croup,
or Whooping Couch, use it promptly, and rebel
is sere. If you dread that insidious disease
Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for
SHILOH'S CURE, Price lo cts., 50 cts. and
fl.eo. If your Lanjrs are sore or Back law,
me Shiloh's Porous Plaster, Price 25 eta.
The Soap
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IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN.
BT BTOXET eaZT.
When over Yoath's recedis track
The moonlight of remembrance throws
A tender charm, half winning back
The sunshine that too quickly goes :
How oft is retrospection cast,
Uatraameled fancy floats between
The actual atory of the past.
And what that story might bave bees.
But simple words to breathe so much
Of soft regret or sorrow keen.
In truth, there are sot many touch
More hearts than these-It might have bees I
Alone snd loveless, year by year.
Our lives are lived, our ways are planned;
Toting love himself once hovered near,
To wait awhile a beckoning hand.
When wistfully the urchin smiled.
We passed him by with look serene.
Though now. I warrant, thought beguiled
We sometimes say it might havebeent
Oh. simple words that breathe so much
Of soft regret or sorrow keen.
Where is the heart tbey cannot touch.
Oft echoed sigh-It might nave bean t
We saw the victor's laurel wave.
But never proud success have fcnowm
Alack, her glowing mead she gave
Two other efforts than our own,
Twas not for us to taste her bliss.
Who only proves what failures mean;
Tet conscience whispers but for this.
Or but for that It. might have been !
Where is the heart they cauuot touch
With soft regret or sorrow keen?
To you, to me they breathe so much.
1 hose simple words It might have beent
Here was the glittering plaything prized.
Whose wortblessuess we saw too late.
And there the single chance despised,
Which opened up a fairer fate.
Ah. well-a-day ! We know not what
Of dancer lurked within the scene,
Aud haply it were wiser not
To dream of all that might have been.
And yet our inmost souls they touch
With soft regret or sorrow keen.
Those simple word, which mean so much,
lhat frequent igh It might have been!
GEORGE AND HIS HATCHET.
BY OKVA T. WEEK".
OERGE WASHING
TON, who succeeded
King George and
Pontiac in the jear
1776, did many use
ful and ornamental
things, for which he
should ever be held
in kind remem
brance. In nothing,
however,
render his country
such distinirni-hed service as in leaving
to the rising generation his good exam
ple, and the wisdom acquired by a life
of observation.
This habit of observation was ac
quired at a very early age, from his
mother, who taught him that to see the
tail feathers of a peacock moving slowly
thiongh the grass, was usually a sign
that there was an aboriginal following
the tail, with hostile intent. This
started George's young mind to reason
ing from cause to effect, and he some
times turned the practice to good ac
count At au early age he commenced going
to school. Some claim that it was
George who first invented the crooked
pin, au arrangement which is in vogue
in the school-room to the present day.
Iu those days, the school benches
were made of rough slabs, split from
logs. These slabs were used, bark up,
for seats, as it was found that by using
the split side, the students were often
subjected to painful and embarrassing
iutrusioss.
George's first trial of the crooked pin
was simply an experiment-. Having
bent the pin, he imbedded it in the
rongh bark of the seats in front of him,
so as to have the larger part pointing
up. Then he gravely leaned back in
his seat, to note the effect.
It proved so satisfactory that lie made
a practice of repeatiug the operations,
whenever opportunity offered.
George was a mighty hunter in his
day. He loved to take his gun and
trail the fierce; repulsive pole-cat, or
the wily chipmunk through the hills
and dales, and along the winding
stream. Bnt, above all, he loved to
hunt the natives. Hia usual modus
operandi was to strike -the trail of a
large party and follow it like a sleuth
hound until he came within sight of the
camp. Then he would make a mad
rush, at the eame time shouting in a
voice like the crash oi thunder: Iied
demons! Howlin' Hurricane, ther Hus
tler o' ther peerarie is arter ye!"
And the natives would fall down on
their faces, waiting for him to execute
them.
He was a model of the good traits
which aH young men should possess.
The following are examples:
First: He was exceptionally clean
and neat, taking a bath once a day, and
c!eat:iug his fiuger nails every morn
ing.
Second: He was respectful to his
ulterior, until other recognized him
t.s their superior.
Third: He never lied.
The historians relate au incident that
recur ied at an early age, and which il-lutrate-i
the trne nobility of his nature.
While playing in the garden one
morning, he espied a cherry tree which
had I een imported from Europe at a
heavy expense, for the special use
of his father, and he playfully
chop) ed it down jnst to tee what
h father would far.
The e'der Washington caught bight
of Ge-rge. Jr., and the mutilated tree
a' about the same instant. "George,
did you chop that tree?1 asked the
fat he-.
rather," replied Geoige, falter
in cly, 1 would say no but that would
be a lie, aud I know you won't lick me
if 1 tell the truth."
WHAT HIS FATHKK SAID.
ri:i' cry says that the father fell on
the ueck of his truthful son and wept
' teais of great joy, but he didn't.
' The irate pareut grasped George
1 with one hand where his coat fits
tightest while with the other he pulled
a t-prout from that same cherry tree.
I Gearge first came into public prom
1 inence when he was sent as special
teiivoyfiom Dinwiddie, then Governor
I of Virginia, to St. Pierre, whom the
I French had appointed internal revenue
collector for Ohio. He was directed to
tell SL Pierre, a? mildly as be could,
thtt he (St. Pierre) would sleep much
bet'er if he delivered certain lands, of
which he then bad 'possession,
. to tbe English sovereign. He was
j alto to assure tbe French that they
t would be allowed to enter the territory
in question, if tbey came for the pur
' po e of hunting Hnrous, a species of
India . which then abounded. '
W ashtneton started on his journey on
the Ult of October, 1763, with a party
of eight meu, who were to b used as
' be thought best, iu cace of necessity.
He also carried a large flask cf whisky
racd a pair of ear-rings, as a present
- from Dinwiddie to Tasacharison, em
j peror of the Hnrons. Dinwiddie consid
ered toe tecaing a gucu sine ui uipiv
1 malic Dolicr.
1 Tanaehari&on was not nrohlbifed. by
law, fro accepting present from as
forei 1 now er. ami hence the auanicious i
event issed off with ranch satisfaction.
Tauachatisoit uccoi.inied Washing-
.ton a short distance n his wvr, aud
iaajdiipextiDft: "Go, white Wrothar,
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and may the Great Spirit smile upon
yon, as you journey through life! May
the best of elk and buffalo and grizzly
bear bestrew your path. Hay rabbits
and squirrels and musk-rats sur
round your way. Go, unto
the great white father at Wil
liamsburg, and tell him that Tana
chanson is ever his friend and neighbor,
but cannot consent to be anything more.
Then they led him out of camp, tossing
him lightly over a cliff. Said they in
parting: "Go, and tell Din widdie, the
great father, that we are even his lov
ing and devoted children, bnt we do not
advise him to come West"
Washington was a man of strong per
sonal character, which always impressed
those with whom he came in contact
usually in proportion to the
amount . of contact This was
especially true in the case of a conti
nental officer, while the army was lying
at Newburg.
The Revolutionary war was over, and
Washington about to retire to private
life. The officer suggested that, as the
country was not supplied with a king,
he would be willing to take the place if
his services were acceptable. Wash
ington answered to the effect that while
it was trne that a vacancy existed, yet
George III had been removed for
caufe, solely and purely, and his suc
cessor would not be chosen simply as a
reward for party service. Thus ended
one of the lost incidents of his publio
life.
The Uritish Itlna or lfar.
To an American the bar is a novel
feature on a Britith steamship. In the
City of Rome it is on a lower deck. It is
so small that only one person can be
served at a time. The bartender rarely
wore a coat If he had been greasing
the machinery his shirt could hardly j
have been dirtier. Davy Crockett '
would havo called him anything bnt a
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gontleman, for he "invariably poured
out the drinks for his patrons. If you
asked for whisky, no bottle was placed
before you. The drink was measured
in a pewter cup and then poured into a
tumbler and placed before yon. The
horn was invariabty a stiff one, more
than any moderate drinker would de
sire. It was the same with brandy and
other liquors. If you called for a pony
brandy, you got the same measure.
This measure of drinks is universal on
all English steamships. With a pre
ponderance of Americon passengers the
taloon-keeper would probably increase
his gains by allowing his patrons to
gage his own drinks. On the Alaska
many Americans ordered a glass of
branky and two pony tumbler?. By
drinking the liquor they got two ponie3
for tbe price of one. Some speculated
in whisky iu the same manner. The
loss to the bar was apparent What
would be made by allowing the Ameri
can the privilege of the bottle, however,
would b-' more than counterbalanced
by the giecd of Englishmen. An old
steamship bartender told me that he
had tried the American system to his
heart's content, and was satisfied that
it was a losing system. "If you allow
one man to pour out bis drink, you
must allow all to do so," he said. "Yon
can't make a distinction on the ground
of nationality. An Englishman is a
natural bog. He will always till his
glass to the brim. As soon as the
officers of the vessel learned that the
bar wa3 being run on American princi
ples, they trebled their patronage, and
doub'ed the size of their drinks. I
found myself going to the dogs, aud
was forced to shut down." English
men seldom go the bar for a drink.
They order what they want by a stew
ard,'and it is brought to them, whether
it is on the deck, in the smoking-room,
the ladieV cabin or the barber shop.
The price of all strong drinks was a
sixpence, or 12 cents of our money.
Wines, however, are ranch cheaper
than in New York. New York Times.
So Sex in Writing:.
A well known newspaper proprietor
telis an experience of his own in illus
tration of his belief that, given a fair
chance, women will often do even bet
ter work than men as writers for news
papers. "For years," be says, "we have
published a weekly article which has at
tracted widespread attention and inter
est. It is. I may say, one the leading
features of the paper. For a long time
it was written by a man whom I bad
not teen. One morning his wife came
to me, saving her husband was ill, and
unable to do his work any longer. For
a number of months past she bad been
writing his editorials for him, and had
now come to ask if she could continue
doing so. 'Certainly,' said I. 'If you
baveTbeeu writing them you can go on;
but say nothiog of the change to any
one.' " Some time after this the hus
band died. On goicg to the office in
the morning, one of my editors met me
with a face a yard long, 'Mr. Blank is
dead said he", 'and I don't know what
we are coiner to do without him. His
j articles were such a special feature, and
there is no one else in the country witn
ability enough to write them.' 'Isn't
there?' I asked. 'But do you think
that thev have been as gocd as
usual of late?' 'Better,' he leplied.
'The artirle became stronger and wiser
the older he grew. During the last few
months they have been particularly
good. We can never secure any one
who could do them one-tenth as well,'
he added mournfully. 'Ob, yes, we
can,' 1 answered. 'It may interest you
to know that for more than a year past
Mr. Blank has not written one line for (
the paper.' Xot written one line?' !
gasped my amazed editor. 'No; for 1
tbe last rear and longer Mrs. Blank has j
been doing her husband's work, aud ,
she is still quite capabie of continuing
to do so.' And she did.and does to-day.
The Almaiini'. ,
The word "almanac" is probably
rnt-pii from the Arabic "Alinanah"
(meaning reckoning. Tables represent- :
ing almanacs were first used by the i
Arabs as astronomical guides, matin- ,
scripts of some of those of tbe middle .
aces can be found in various English I
and European libraries. The British !
rnusenm preserves manuscript almanacs '
of the fourteenth century.
It is believed that Purback, tbe Ger-
man astronomer, pnblished the first 1
printed almanac at Vienna ic 1457.
"Poor Robin's Almanac" the most
famous was first issued in 1C63. Under ,
James L almanacs were monopolized
by the stationers' company and the uni
versities and astrology and superstition
were there principal contents. France j
! has issued more almanacs than any ,
other country.
William Bradford, of Philadelphia, I
issued in 1087 tbe first American
almanac. Franklin's celebrated "Poor
Richard's Almanac," first published by
him in 1732, and continued about
twenty-five years, became very popular
iu this country as well as in England
and France, where its proverbial and
wise utterances were reprinted and
translated." "The American Almanac
acd Repository of useful knowledge'
was pubii.-hed "from 1828 t 18GI ut
Boston. The "National Almanac" which
wa3 a continuation of the abova was
pnblished at Philadelphia for 18ti3 and
18C4only.
There are now upward of 250 alma
nacs published in the United States;
more than or.e-half of which are issued
by patent medicine concerns, issued
sole'y to advertise their remedies.
bqiifite SHrltvene-.
Buyer (confidently) Say, boy, are
you snre this hnrse won't scare at a
locomotive? Stable Boy Scare?
much. Why. -ir. three different
Not
men
' have been ki!ed beu-inse that there
'"" 'a,""el ' 'e nriddie of the track
ji t to enjoy eii the engine oiu'.
Dundee (Smlland) Kcwin
Jsjum OUNsaset r Wosnea.
Like the Chinese, and, in fact, every
other Asiatic race, the Japanese enter
tain no respect for women, whom they
regard as creatures of Inferior Intelli
gence, resembling brutes in being with
out a soul. Thus it Is almost impossible
to bring an untraveled Japancso to com
prehend the deference which the men of
civilized nations pay to women. The
latter, in his eyes, are solely fitted to act
as the servants nay, even as the slaves
of tbe former sex. Seldom, if ever, Is
the wife permitted to sit at table with
Iter husband, no matter how high her
rank may be, and when admitted to his
presence she is forced by etiquette to
approach in tho same manner as the do
mestics, namely, on all fours, with
repeated prostrations. Imagine a young
and delicately natured American girl,
such as, for instance, the fair quakeress
of Philadelphia, who has always been
accustomed to tbe most thorough de
fense and courtesy, thrown for tho first
time amongst a set of men such as the
untraveled friends of her Japancso hus
bandmen who are devoid of every feel
ing, not alone of civilized respect for her
sex, but even of tho most elementary
notions of civilized decency. Anybody
who has lived among tho Japanese, as I
have, writes a New York Tribune corre
spondentnot as a niero interpreter
under the tutelage of an interpreter,
but in direct contact aud understanding
their language will bear me out when I
assert that it is impossible for a white
woman to live among the natives in
Japan without having every feeling of
womanly respect and delicacy outraged
and in course of time, completely
blunted.
A Mystery.
How tbe human system ever recovers from
tbe bad effects of tbe nauteous medicines often
lltorally poured into it for the suppobitive re
lief ot dyspepsia, liver complaint, constipation,
rheumatism and other ailments, is a mystery.
Tho mischief done by bad medicines is scarcely
loss than than that caused by disease. If they
who are weak, bilious, dyspeptic, constipated
or rheumatic would oftener be guided by the
experience of Invalids who have thoroughly
tested Hoatetter'6 Stomach Bitters, they would
iu every instance obtain the speediest aid de
rivable from rational medication. Tbia medi
cine is a searching and at the aame time a
thoroughly safe remedy, derived from vegetable
sources, and possessing, in consequence of its
basis of pure spirits, properties aa a medicinal
stimulant not to be found in the fiery local bit
ters and stimulants often resorted toby the de
bilitated, dyBpoptic and languid.
And Da Obeyed.
"I am something of an expert at palm
istry, dearest," said the young man,
taking her hand. "In tho lines of this
fair palm I can trace "
"O no, no, no! I don't want to know
the future, Harry. But can you truly
read the lines in the palm of my hand?"
"I can. darl "
"Then please turn down the light a
little lower Harry!" she said with a shud
der. There Is more Catarrh in this section of tho
country than all other diseases put togothcr,
and until tbe last few years was supposed to be
incurable. For a great many years doctors pro.
nouniol It a lo;al disease, and prescribed local
remedies, and by constantly failing to cure
with local treatment, pronounced it incurable.
Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu
tional disease, and therefore requires constitu
tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu
factured by I'. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is
t he only constitutional cure on the market. It
is taken internally in doses froai ten drops to a
teaspoonfu. It acts directly upon thu blood
and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer
one hundred dollars for any case it fails to
cure. Bend for circulars and testimonials. Ad
dress. F. J. CHF.NHY & CO., Toledo, O.
jaarSold by Druggists. 75c.
A ITemature Disagreement.
4 'What was the basis of Mr. and Mrs.
Futill's separation."
"Well, you know their baby the one
that was born last month?"
"Yes."
"Futill said ho'should go to Yale, and
Mrs. F., who is from Boston, insisted on
Harvard
S3IRAM C. WHEELER.
Importer of Percheroa and Shire StalUons.
Odebolt, Sao County, Iowa.
Largest Importation of draft stallions
to America this season. Quality tho very
best. First-class horse, cither breed?? 1,000.
Two and three year's time, 8 per cent., en
abling horse to pay for himself.
The Cnlns; Hero.
Visitor (at reception in Washington a
few years hence) Why is everybody
crowding round that man over there in
the corner? I don't see anything re
markable about him.
Kesidentr That's Barefoot Bill, Sock
lass Simpson's successor. (Proudly.) He
can suck three dozen eggs without stop
ping. For Coughs and throat troubles use
"BROWN'S BRONCHIAL TROCHES."
"Tbey stop an attack of my asthma couch
very promptly." C. Fdlch, Miamlville, Ohio.
Bradford MclwBEOOR, of Covington,
Ky., has succeeded iu welding alumi
nium with glass; and tho manufacture
of llexiblc glass, ho thinks, is involved iu
his discovery.
Bkecham'g Pills
Weak Stomach.
act like magic on
A Pbesque Isle lady who advertised
for a girl to do light housework received
a letter from a girl iu one of tho neigh
boring towns who said her health was
not very good, and that she thought sho
needed sea air, and inquired whero the
lighthouse was situated.
Jfb Opium in PIso's Core for Consumption.
Cures where other remedies fail. 25c.
Jesse Grant and his father-in-law,
Mr. Chapman, with several other gentle
men, are owners of tho Plata Blancha
silver mine in Sonora, Mexico. Their
ore runs about $50 a ton, and there is no
end to it. They will all be rich.
Wnen Baby was sick, we gavo her Castoria,
When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria,
When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria,
When she bad Children, she gave them Castoria.
Let a man live for himself all his life,
and the only pleasure he will have left
when he is 50 is that which he finds in
hating his enemies.
KITS. All Fits stnppel free bv TJr.Kline's Great
Kerve Restorer. No Fits sfter first day's me. Mar
vellous cure. TreaU and t'JOO trial bottle free to
Fit cases. Send to IJr. Kline. 9U Arch St. Phila. Fa
Rheumatism
I foam!
Neuralgia-
-VASELINE-
fin a ON'E-IMJLLAJl BILL, ssst us by mat
.eUdllrwTfieeot aUchsrso-. to any person Is
tLe Vailed: "at Si !ffi : of the tollow.af artteles. csre
lui.y Packed:
Onstwo-o'utcebotteof & v""f;y,:"" S
tSS two-ounce brttlB 'or Vaseline Pomsda.... g .
Onejsrcf Vueh-e Cold Cream .. .
Oai case of Vaseline Caaphor Ice.... w .
one cks "f VaseUne S -ap. unscentod......... .
Onlcakeot VaellncSojp.exo 1 sltelvsceated .
Oaeso-ouDcs bonis of White Vaseline .B
tua
nr fer mottaae tfsusi. any Unglt articl at the J
VrxcarTlmltotion tsAicA o hult or no eatiM.
raaMwI Mb. Co- 3 Stat St. N. X.
TAC0IUtoJ!rTLrr?T5l80
T
I prob'sOil
t
W1M. IHItT
Will the women go wrong when they get
women's rights?
Did it ever occur to your
W1U they buy up the front row to see men in
tights?
Did it ever occur to yon?
Win they stand In the street cars without a
complaint.
Will the feminine senators powder and paint,
Should the speaker say "ratsP would the
women all faint?
Did It ever occur to you?
TO DISPEL COLDS.
Headaches and fevers, to cleanse tho sys
tem effectually, yet gently, when costive or
billons, or when the blood Js Impure cr slug
gish, to permanently cure habitual consti
pation, to awaken the kidneys and liver to
a healthy activity, without lrritatin
weakening them, use Syrup of Figs.
or
TnE Czar of Russia is a perfect speci
men of physical manhood. Ho is more
than six feet tall and has the shoulders;
arms and thighs of an athlete. So great
is the strength of his hands that he can
twist a horseshoe with case. He is a
magnificent horseman, a thoroughly
trained soldier and an accomplished lin
guist, speaking seven modern languages
besido Russian. He works hard and is
out of bed from G in the morning till 10
at night!
Any article that has outlived 21 ytar of
competition and imitation, and rel!s mora
and more each year, mu have mcrif. Dob
bins' Electric fcoap, first mado In lS03,.ls
just Wiat article. Ask your grocer for "it.
Ex-Senatoii Spooxek says ho earned
his first dollar by sawing a cord of wood.
Then ho secured more contracts, and
sawed his way into the possession of S7.
The S7 was invested in a pig and some
old lumber for a pen. The hand that
was to handle a toga built the sty. Rut
when tho sty was done the pig was dead.
Mast of the worm medicines and vermi
fuges sold by druggists irritat-i tho stomach
ot a little child. Vr. Bull's Worm Dostroy
re never do. As harmless as enndy. yet
they never fail. Try them. Jly mail, 23
cents. John D. Fork, Cincinnati. Ohio.
"You havo such ridiculous names out
in Washington Snohomish and Klicki
tat, for Instance." "Ah! Where arc
you from?" "From Segadahoc county,
Maine, sir. What of it?"
The Brazilian assembly has finally
adopted the proposed constitution.
March April May
Are the best months in which to irarifrvonrblooJ.
Durioc tbe loo, cold winter, the blood becomes
thin snd impure, the body becomes weak and tired,
the appetite may be lost, and just now the sybtem
crates the aid of a reliable medicine like Ilooi's
Santaparilla.
March April May
Hood's Sarsapsrilla is peculiarly adapted to the
seeds of tho tody during theso tuontUs. It tlicr-JUXb-V
purines and i:aizes the blood, croaks, a
Coodappettte,curcsbUiousncsgaudhcadacbf,tfiTeb
healthy action to the kidneys and liver and impartb
strent to the whole body.
March April May
Sow is the time when you thonld civo flood'a
Sarsapsrilla a fair trial. That ecrotulous taint
which has been In your blool for cars. may bo
thoroughly eipclled by givins Hood's H-rsa.'urilla a
fair trial. It Is really a wonderful b'.ood purifier,
and building-up inediciue.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
Soldbyslldrnss'sts. St: six for $3. Prepared only
by C. I. HOOD & CO.. Lowell. Masi.
100 Doses One Dollar
How many people
there are who regard the
coming of winter as a con
!ftlfESlfSasr s J 0 v$d4ir.
.5i3-r-ntJF
sfigssla,T!lsTU-a,r-vTT Trra "" ..iM' ' TFi "fVrr 1 1 iW 3V af r-fSaUl
VM -" W 4MiBePifts9&HE&. S&J38rl
. -f!lnTl?T8Bg
af M sLf W;M?'r atWflagufra6ffi
stant state of siege. It seems as if the elements sat down
outside the walls of health and now and again, led by the
north wind and his attendant blasts, broke over the
ramparts, spreading colds, pneumonia and death. Who
knows when the next storm may come and what its
effects upon your constitution may be ? The fortifica
tions of health must be made strong. SCOTT'S
EMULSION of pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil and
Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda will aid you to hold
out against Coughs, Colds, Consumption, Scrofula
General Debility, and all Anamte and Wasting
Diseases, until the siege is raised. prevents wasting
in children. Palatable as Milk.
SPECIAL. Scott's Emulsion is non-secret, and is prescribed by the Medical Pnv
fession all over the -world, because its ingredients are scientifically combined in such a
manner as to greatly increase their remedial value.
2AUTION. Scott's Emulsion is put up in salmon-colored wrappers. Be sure and
Mt the genuine. Prepared only by Scott & Bowne, Manufacturing Chemists, JTe vc York.
Sold by all Druggists.
RELIEVES
aUaTHXBa,MWa
"The best- is 5ye hhe chedspesK
bid 1 mi ted 1 on
BnBBBBSBBBT M
f MB ".jSgSjV yii
oh end substitutes to)
SAPOLIOItisa.soli
TaSsBlr
cske ot scouring soepTry it
in your next house-cleaning.
' t el
REAL ECONOMY.
It is worse than nonsense to buy a cheap article with
which to damage more valuable property. Scouring soap
is at best only a trifling expense, but with a poor and
cheap article it is likely to do considerable damage to fine j
marble or other property. i
Seat Cough Medicine. Recommended by Physicians.
Cures where all else- fails. Pleasant and agreeable to the
taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists.
!! E am
SaSX i Chichester English.
rTTW7,1f THE OaiCINSLSHO CCNUIflC
Ladlta.uk OniMt '' OuJtTtv
tatM waTd 1U tls rittra. Take m
aU pU'.i ia paauouvd Win. yitx
4. Ii ? tr rirUnla-v. mtlawUI
lO.tKJOtMj-.nl:.. -..
Sal.! Ir ail LM.! I'r- t'ila.
60.000. BUS.
i.mWVTKTWm,
17 2!"
A Fawt.
In aa interview with a leading drag house
tho New York Worli. Nov. 9, I8W, gives the
following comment on the proprietors of re
liable patent medicines:
'He is a specialist, aud should know more
ot the dlsonso he actually treats than tho
ordinary physician; for while the latter
may come across say flfty cases In a year of
tho particular disease which this medicine
combats, its manufacturer investigates
thousands. Don't you suppose his prescrip
tion, which- you buy ready made up for 50
cents. Is likely to do more good than that
of tho ordinary physician, who charges you
any whero froni.S! to 10 for giving It, and
leaves you to pay the cost of having it pre
pared? "Tho patent medicine man. too, usually
lias the good seno to eonflno himself to or
dinary, every-day disease. Ho leaves ta
tho physician cases In which there is Im
mediate dnugcr to life, such as violent fe
vers. He does this because, in tho treat
ment of such cases, there are other ele
ments ot importance besides medicine, such
as proper dieting, gocd nursing, a knowl
edge of tlto patient's strength and so on.
Where there is no absolute danger to life,
where the disease is one which the patient
can diagnose- for himself or which some
physician has already determined, tho pat
ent medicine maker says fearlessly: I
havo a preparation which Is better than
any other known and which will cure you.'
In nine cases out of ten his statement Is
true."
This Is absolutely truo as regards the
great remedy for rain. St. Jacobs OH. It
can assert without fear of contradiction,
that it is a prompt and permanent euro of
pain. It can show proofs of cures of chronic
cases of 0, 30 and 40 years' standing. In
truth it rarely ever fails if incd according
to directions, and a largo proportion of
cures is mado by half the contents of a
single bottle. It Is therefore tho best.
From an interview, Sew York H'orW.
Scene, Central Africa (arrival of tho
express train at the chief town) Train
dispatcher to the engineer What does
this mean? I don'tsco any conductor.
Engineer No, tho first-class passengers
have eaten him up since we started.
Mns. Worth, wife of tho great Paris
ian dressmaker, dresses as plainly as a
bible class leader at a Martha's Vineyard
camp meeting, and looks as quietly in
nocent as if sho never saw a fashion
book.
1'rofessor Now, Miss Cora, look at
this morsel of cheese through the micro
scope. What do you think of it? Cora
(after a peep) There's millions In it.
Sue You were at
not? He Yes. She
G. B.
college, were you
-A. B. His No;
! Tbee are the months in eTery year when thons-
mhI-5 ot old iricntl) resort to a regular course of
Hcod'ti SaiapariUa. The fact that Hood's Saraa
pirilla. onco fairly tried, becomes tho favorite
Fprinc medicine speaks voluincH for its excellence .
and medicinal merit. .
In these months this year thousands ot new
f'Vrons -xiM taVe Hood's Sarotparilla and realize its
uenefiU In blood, inirltied and strens h restored.
I Will you be ocoof the number? llcod'sSarsapanlla
1 co.tr. hut littlo. and tho investment yields proQtable
I returns. Juittry it.
"Last spring I vi compV.ely fagged out. My
strength left mo and I felt ic' and misarablo Ml the
time, so that I coutd hardly attand to my baslnes.
I took one botUe ot Ilood'a r'arsapirill. and it cured
me. There is nothing like it." R.C.fccoou:. t'ditor
Enterprise. Dclluville. Mich.
: Sold by all drugi&U. $1 : six for S. rrepared only
by C. J. 1100D & CO. Lowell, Jhw.
I IOO Doses One Dollar
oraege
tsexaxCuteri
INSTANTLY.
1 (, Tork. prieai
a sj 71
Red Cross 4 Diamohd Brak
Bhaud
T! mIi IU.V S l ...i-.-i (., ..!.
E-?Ui I1va4 B'mJ la Kcl at.1 CU actable
ther Llad. fiu StllMim mud ImHwa.
ra.-?e. '- dinnnu raaaterfvlta. at Ur.u"a.cr w4 a
-.t "K,UrT Tit Ladltn," ta lour. rrtara JgaJL
CHiCHiiTtB CMCHICtt CO., N.i!la nai
-1I11.A iK.'.-Jll A. i'A.
8Ej
.
"August
59
Flower
How does h feel ? He feels-:
cranky, and is constantly experi
menting, dieting himself, adopting
strange notions, and changing the .
cooking, the dishes, the hours, and
manner of his eating August
Flower the Remedy.
How does he feel? He ftels af
times a gnawing, voracious, insati
able appetite, wholly unaccountable,
unnatural and unhealthy. August
Flower the Remedy.
How does he feel ? He feels no
desire to go to the table and a
grumbling, fault-finding, over-nice- -.
ty about what is set before him when
he is there August Flower tho.
Remedy.
How does he feel ? Ke feels
after a spell of this abnormal appe
tite an utter abhorrence, loathing,
and detestation of food ; as if a
mouthful would kill him August.
Flower the Remedy.
How does he feel ? He has ir
regular bowels and peculiar stools
August Flower the Remedy. O
Tuff's Pills
ISfSrTTAT. REGIONS,
will nndTutfs Pills the most ,
tors ve sver ottered Ui e suf faring Invalid. -
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CHICAGO MEDICAL
-AND-
Surgical Institute!
Cor.WabiJ
, a-.e. and Van Daren St.. Chicago,
For the treatment ot all
lit
Chronic anl Surgical Diseases,
BRACES and APPLIANCES for DEFORMITIES.
Best Farllitlo. Apparatus ant Itemeillea for Suc
cessful 'treatment ot cietv form of Iisea-e re
iuirinu Mt died or Surciial 'l reetint-nt
250 PRIVATE APARTMENTS for PATIENTS
Board and Attendance. lWt Aorcniiiiodjtions la
tho Wot Wi ite for Free Hook an.t t ir-u!itrs on Ue
formltip ami l: arc, 'JriiMCa.Ctub ret. Cuxra
t'lre.H ot pillo. 1'ilen. 'lipuor-, - aucrr. C tsrrh.
lironchitlh. lnh.Ution. Ltectririty aruljeis. Erl-le.-y.
KtJuty. i:U:der. Ie. Ksr. r-fciu and blcod
lu-e.ist--.. cml all Mirwloil'Teratio!!-;
DISEASES OF VOrHEHonn -ot Woiurn
FKF.1. VcliascUtrh atjrtcil LYINU-tN llhl'AHT
MKN I' for Woiut-11 ilnrtES Confinement. M I KIC1I.T
riUV.UK.) Only KoiiableMidtcal Institute uiak
ri;a?reilalty ot
Private Diseases. Hanoi's Cebiliiy.Variccceli
And all evlis r-viltln.- from ann'x-i.ot routh and
manhood. Alt BI001I Di-eatie- tiiicct-Bhlully treated.
Syphillt!c foHon rrinovtil front the hy.tem with
out mercury. NrirUsi-torJtito Ireitment for Loss
Ot Vital Toner. l'rties unalilo tovt-it us may be
trtt-'il at home hr rorrKi-rond-nce. Allcomroiint
cat.on oDfliletitia!. Medicines or Instruments
Rent br mail or eiprrEii becurvly psckrd. u marks
to Indicate contents or etuttr Una pcrvonal In
terview preferred. Call aud oonilt 11.1 or send his
tory of our -ae. ami wanill eml in plain wrap
per, our 15UOK TO MLN. free -Upon rrlTite.Bcclal
or Nenous IMscaa. ImpoN-iuT. brpht!i:Glee
snd Varicocele, with nuibtiou litt. AuUreas
L
Gbicap Medical and Surgical MtQie.
a) Van Burcn St. cor. Wabash av Chicago. III.
GRATEFULr-COMFORTINQ.
EPPSS COCOA
BREAKFAST.
"By a thorough knowledge of tie aarsrsl laws
which govern the operatl na of digestion nad nutrt
tl n, and by a cars; ui appllc ation of the fine I rorei
ties of el.-lectel Cocoa, Sir. Eprs has provided
our breakfast tables wtti a delicately flavoured bev
erage which may aero us many heavy doctors bllla
w 07 us ju'iioiom oas 01 suoa aructes or die!
that acoastltutloa may bo gr dually built up untU
strons enough to resist
every tendency to
up 1
dfcx
Hundreds of aubtle maladlas aro Boating around us
ready to attack; wherever there la a weak po.at.
We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping oar
selves well fortlflol with pure blood rda properly
nourished frame. "Civil Strut tfaaef'e."
Mads ilmply with bolllnz water nr milk. Sold
only la half-pound tltn. .y Oroct-r. labelled thus:
JAMEH Eslr4 ite CO.. Uomcsopathlo ChemUa
Ix.i dov. .toLa.vik.
DrW00D,s?KSyri5.
Ei Regular Graduato tn Medicine 20
AW . " tuvyiUtl and private praet ife
.BBBBBBsl ?.i? W and Ktw roTk-Km-
bbbbbbbbbI ffaablisheU in Sioux City .Nine
BRKilYearfestl" treat tii alll'rlvate,
kKANervoua, C'hroalr and .Special
sBBUsBsFdlseases. Knermstorrli.es.
Seminal Weakaes (nvjht lotsrs) leinntenrr
t flow of ttjoial poivtr). and alt Female l)Wnse.
Irregularities, ttr, Cures STU9anterl or
money refunded C'bara-es fair. Term
casli. Age and eiperieno- ira Important. No In
jurious mt-Ulclnes ued-A'o time lott from work or
'""ncss Patients at a dlrtanm treated by mail
Medicines sent rrerjnr.Vre frtt from oaxe ana breaks
ajeStiite ysur rose and send for Opinion and
trrina-Conaultation strh-tly confidential, person
ally or by letter-Dr. WOOD has thelarsreiC
Medical and Snrfflral Institute and Kvo
and tar Infirmary In the West Kooms for
patients at fair rate-, facilities to meet any emcr-eney-A
Quiet Home and best tare an tkill for'
Ladlts during Pregnancy and rnnfinrmrntiWxiA 4c
VlXi?J1TJllvl''tmu', BOOK and .MEI'ICAL.
JOURNAL. (I-dotion this DiocrJ
Secretaries and Or
ganizers by an As
sessment Order pav-
Inir S100.OO in .six months at ah
estimated cost of SI 1. Reputable
men and women can secure liberal com
pensation. Address M. McINTYRE,
Supreme Manager, Xo. 1028 Arch Street,
I'hiladclphia, Pa.
Tns aalTcraal favar ae
ecnlcd Tuxjnchast's Pcgst
6ocsd Cakac Kesds leads
ma to offer a t. . Uxowar
aloa. tU fwt VtUn CM
.-mm. Totatrodueeltanit
how itacarcUItUn 1 will pay
tlOS for tho Lest yield obtalc
ft from 1 oacc of cel which
I will malt for a cts. Csta
lataerc. Isaac F. Tllllnhat,
La Plume, fa-
CUT THIS OUT.
Grand Palace Hotel
81 totC3N. Clark SU
CHICAGO.
JeVFonr mlnntes from
Court Home. i:oomSJ
weekly. Transients 50o
up. American and Eu
ropean plans. Evest-
lATIES.use Dr. te Dac'sertoalcal'Wns.frotB
7krl. Tncxm. E.UbI'hnl la Eorop-, KB; Kcgimi, 1" W; Cuada.
W; UnilH Stetn. 1SST. Cum all npprmleni. lrng-ilirlUn. u4
mma&'.f dtrmtrmmtM. Sfe,tnal!M,fli:. Thy poi.Ur.Iy
rataottMUlffidCTfog-pncnaaey. Tblr( propoit!oa cfli!
a wakh txL tn IibltU tb aKt init of m i'tcrdmi uJ
ferrulir nmitrattioa. Coetlnnril rooBttiy bhiwu rrialt Si
klKt fu3lr j ud q jlfk C3 iaipt3. (2 a ptritft, or 3 for SI.
r axil, lo Jliln tI4 ra.f Iop. on nrr1 pt of prkt- Tkt Aarb
am Pill Ox, VTaelrultn acd R.-T:t Pr:prVtor,
Th gmilM pill ,U br SEDGWICK. DELO.VO, Irsf!at '
box Cl:y. Iowa, WhoJaI and Retail Acta:,
PEDINE
TfOW ARE TOUX
FEET.
Ccrrs cold or tender
Swollen or wnsisir.z
aaunerbboes nav dc wom wins ucaiioxc. ru.o tn.
at Drur Stores, or by mail. Trial package ad illuitritej .
Fnte.jo cts.
pamphlet for a dime ....
ua ixdi.ne co.. Woau Buuxisc sw yomt.
FAT FOLVS RFTlURFn
."v, rs' " jy.mfcjgaoBuinTiiinaiwi per Dai
I f I Jremeoiea. Noatarring.noinconToiiieace
i ,-, 'sad no bad effecta. Strictly confidential.
n w ciiiSll?:d testiiaonlala. Address fib
tt W.f.BNYDEB. J State sttset, Chicago. 111. .
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