.. I f -V'i IV . - - ; .-- s I - 1 d o . ! ft iP NEBRASKA FAMILY : JOURNAL A Weekly Newgptper iitie4 mtj Wiiei-f. 82 Colinis tf reiiiig Batter, m- sistiBg t Nebraska State lffti Items, Select 8Urie ail Miseellaaj. . bSsapl e Mat ytnM to MraiMfcV SubaoriatiM fd SI a ytar, ! MtatMs Addrc K.K. AOts 0-k.Kate Cofi . IDTJSSELL, Crt a PUMPS REPAIRED ON 8SOS1 NOTIO. Oiive St.. nearly ppatK Pati-ftM jurta LOUIS SCHREIBER, BlacMaiflWmililMT. All Hats af Rai Skart Ntice. aas, etc.. aula if ariar, aid all wrk tiitr- aateei. Alto sell the wrld-fianai Waltar A. ' Wool Mower. Immi, Caarila- ad Maeainaf. Hum and Belf-biaiare-the aattauia. lk7Bhop opposite the " Tattersall," ea. oiiTe su commua. Judicious Advertising Creates many a new business, Enlarge? many an old business, Revives many a dull business, Rescues mam- a lost business, Saves many a failing business, Preserves many a large business, Secures success iu any business. Bo says a man of business, and we add that jndicions advertising, for this section of country, includes THE JOURNAL As on o the mediums, because it is read by the ( 1cM iteople, those who know what they want and i tun forn hat ther cet. We challenge comparison ' with an' country paper in the world in this re. rpect twenty years publishing by the same management, and never one dun to subscribers I rubliMied iu Tue Jobrxau. This, better than I :ijtliinc else, shows the class of people who road TucJounsAl, every week. tf GOSHEN FENCE MACHINE' CHEAP. ONLY 15. Woven wire and slats, cat willows, split boards nr anything of the sort, used; after posts an sat, f nc can be made and stretched oa the crasusi, in the winter, by a lioy or ordinary Carsa hand, 10 to 40 rods a day, and can work it ever aay icrouad. The man who has one of these ama. rhinos can build a fence that is mere darabWams safe than auy other, and make it at leas east. The inachin and a sample of its work eaa be seen inthecity os 11th street at Ernst k Schwara hardware store. WillseM mchines, or territory, or contract to put up fences. ltnaytf J. B. MATHKWBON. .pWSPAFtrU book of IN i The best boek for aa advertiser t opay su:t, be be expari mtwtin s ii-i a It contains lists of news encra or oinerwia sowers aac estliatf f the cost of ndvertUlaa:. The advertise waste to spend ana dollar. Sada ta Kt lay formation be requires, walla forhlaa who will Invest one hundred thousand dollars In ad vertising, a scheme la indicated which will H ieei nis cverr reaniressent. or m mi rtimoadtnee. lis editions hav been lass Sent, post-paid, to any address for K eaa ta. Write to GEO. P. BOW ELL A GO, SEWSP-PElt ADVERTISIKU BUBKATJ. :oKWMUPrtintTHo8q.K KewTtXav PATENTS Caveats and Trade Marks obtatard. and all Pat. est business conducted for MODERATE KEER OUR OFFICE 18 OPPOSITE D. B. PATENT .OFFICE. We have no sub-asmei-rs. all business direct, hence we can transact patent liniini is -less time and at LESS COST than those remote Croat Washington. Bead model, draw inc. or photo, with das crip, tion. Vi'e advise if patentable or no, tree of charcc. Oar fee not due till jotteat is secured. A beak. "How to Obtain Patents." with rsfer saoss to actual clients in jronr stale, coaatyor tew a, seat lies, sililrsss Oaaaaite Patent OSee. Waehiat a. ?&. T0$0iJ vmZIr Afeats Waats! l.ft Srctsrs SslHy Kris Milsiie C'venew: syieiBtrwetbrsa. F- - r f- I to Uase 2 t r-t V "tl -rKlc lt r:aasiei!i?r itfiK. sjpwBPJ I Murifff mm aa avfr w.. i lunii t ew 9lMUHBBSSVBa j 9111 HawBA. IWIwIylV-l III (HLas-aMaaLaVasssW ' I III IIBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBa' ' 1 MasssBssssssssssssssWBMasaaawasJW t ip3gpa I .J"V 6KMK risurt raaut. Wke Undo! life We can ead all Its strife. Sore eaooEh, ay Just aoldlag our breath; Bat what will yon do If within roar enure you Become just as tired or death? It It better by far j To remain where you are, , Nor shorten life's journey a mile, For It truly Is said m m . That when once we are dead ' We shall likely to so a long while. OMd XtsMVy IHsaatreaa tactic. j 'Yes, aW Mr. Easyman to the Betr. , Dr. Prudent, the new minister, who was paying his parishioner a friendly visit, . "you are unquestionably right. I do not believe in being overstern with children. ' Xow mine treat me a9 they would an elder brother or playmate. No scamper ing up stairs when they hear my latch ; key in the door. Not much! Make . your home cheerful that's my motto." A frowsy haired youth of some six summers appeared on the scene at this juncture. After eyeing the clersyman t critically for a moment ho broke out ! with: 'Say, pa, what's a jayV An ominous frown settled upon the ( brow of the indulgent parent as he re- ; plied: "A Jay, my son, is a rather showy bird, having low, erectile crest of feath ers and ' . "Hut, pa, they can fly, can't theyV" ' 'Certainly, my boy. They are noted, too, for their propensity to chatter, aud. for instance, to ask foolish questions." The frown deepened as the boy went on: "But how can they fly, pa, without any wings?"' "My son. 1 think 1 heard your ma call ing you a few moments ago ' "Yes, pa, I'm going, only as I heard you tell ma last night that our new min ister was a regular jay, I just wanted to come iu here and see whether he could flv. Say, mister (to the astonished cler gyman) you ain't got any feathers, have youV" Then was a sudden rush on Ihu part of the indulgent nareut. followed. by the sudden dUapirearance of the youthful inquisitor. Then came, a eries of dis cordant howls from the lull beyond. "My dear, sir.'" observed the parent upou entering the room, "while I admit that I am a kind and indulgent parent why'." At this point the front door was heard to slam violently. The minister had dis appeared, and now Mr. Easyman is talk ing about renting a pew in another church. In every town and Tillage not already taken the Dr. Henuer Moduui company wants a reliable person grocery man. gen eral ttore-Jceeper or private person as local agent for the sale of their Standard Family Medicine, which has been known and sold for over sixty years. KnterpriMng country storekeepers throughout the United States are availing theinselve-. uf this very desir able opportunity. For particulars address Ih. Br.s.NEH Mourn Co.. Chicago. 111. Asking Too Much. Noon Newsboy "All 'lout the hor rible raiiroad accident on th' vest s-ide! Paper, sir?" Customer (buving a copy aud looking hastily over it) "Where Is it? 'M 'Street Car-Runs Into a Milk Wagon. Killing a Horse. Narrow Escae of Driver.' That's the horrible accident, is it?" Noou Newsboy (righteously indignant) "Do you 'xpect to git a fust-class ac cident with a hundred lives lost and a ingiue busted all fur a cent?" "Br the Street of Bt and Bye you arrive at the house of Never. Djc'ds to-day that you will at 8APOLIO. It Is a solid rke of Sco ring Soap. CtJSTOMKK Got some pills for sore eyes? Clerk Yes; these are said to be excellent for sore eyes. Customer How do I take 'em? Clerk Two every four hours. Customer (returning from the front of the store after ten minutes or so, holding a red bandana to a watering eye) Seo here! The doctor that thinks a fellow can keep two of them pills in his eye for four hours must bo crazy; why don't he make the pesky things so they'll melt when you put 'em in? i : Taken avcay sick headache, bilious headache, dizziness, constipation, indigestion, bilious attacks, and all derange ments of the liver, stomach and lowels. It's a large contract, but the smallest things in the world do the business Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. They're the smallest, but the most effective. They go to work in the right way. They cleanse and renovate the system thoroughly but they do it mildly and gently. You feel the good they do bnt you don't -feel them doing it. As a Liver Pill, they're unequaled. Sugar-coated, easy to take, and put up in vials, aud hermetically sealed, and thus always fresh and reliable. A per fect vest-pocket remedy, in small vials, and only one necessary for a laxative or ttiree for a cathartic They're the chtuptsi pill you can buy, because they're guaranteed to give satisfaction, or your money is returned. You only pay for the good you get. That's the peculiar plan all Dr. Pierce's medicines are sold on, through druggists. SHILOirS CONSUMPTION CURE. The success of this Great Conch Care without a parallel in the history of medicine. All druggists are authorized to sell it on a pos itive guarantee, a test that no other cure can sue. cessiully stand. That it may become known, the Proprietors, at an enormous expense, are placing a Sample Bottle Free into every home tn the United States and Canada. If you have a Cough, Sore Throat, or Bronchitis, use it, for it will care you. If your child has the Croup, or Whooping Couch, use it promptly, and rebel is sere. If you dread that insidious disease Consumption, use it. Ask your Druggist for SHILOH'S CURE, Price lo cts., 50 cts. and fl.eo. If your Lanjrs are sore or Back law, me Shiloh's Porous Plaster, Price 25 eta. The Soap that Cleans Most is Lenox. 9 f m ff " bWv & ll&AaJ" L m V JvSaslaaSsVtoO V mV "Tssr v jf IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN. BT BTOXET eaZT. When over Yoath's recedis track The moonlight of remembrance throws A tender charm, half winning back The sunshine that too quickly goes : How oft is retrospection cast, Uatraameled fancy floats between The actual atory of the past. And what that story might bave bees. But simple words to breathe so much Of soft regret or sorrow keen. In truth, there are sot many touch More hearts than these-It might have bees I Alone snd loveless, year by year. Our lives are lived, our ways are planned; Toting love himself once hovered near, To wait awhile a beckoning hand. When wistfully the urchin smiled. We passed him by with look serene. Though now. I warrant, thought beguiled We sometimes say it might havebeent Oh. simple words that breathe so much Of soft regret or sorrow keen. Where is the heart tbey cannot touch. Oft echoed sigh-It might nave bean t We saw the victor's laurel wave. But never proud success have fcnowm Alack, her glowing mead she gave Two other efforts than our own, Twas not for us to taste her bliss. Who only proves what failures mean; Tet conscience whispers but for this. Or but for that It. might have been ! Where is the heart they cauuot touch With soft regret or sorrow keen? To you, to me they breathe so much. 1 hose simple words It might have beent Here was the glittering plaything prized. Whose wortblessuess we saw too late. And there the single chance despised, Which opened up a fairer fate. Ah. well-a-day ! We know not what Of dancer lurked within the scene, Aud haply it were wiser not To dream of all that might have been. And yet our inmost souls they touch With soft regret or sorrow keen. Those simple word, which mean so much, lhat frequent igh It might have been! GEORGE AND HIS HATCHET. BY OKVA T. WEEK". OERGE WASHING TON, who succeeded King George and Pontiac in the jear 1776, did many use ful and ornamental things, for which he should ever be held in kind remem brance. In nothing, however, render his country such distinirni-hed service as in leaving to the rising generation his good exam ple, and the wisdom acquired by a life of observation. This habit of observation was ac quired at a very early age, from his mother, who taught him that to see the tail feathers of a peacock moving slowly thiongh the grass, was usually a sign that there was an aboriginal following the tail, with hostile intent. This started George's young mind to reason ing from cause to effect, and he some times turned the practice to good ac count At au early age he commenced going to school. Some claim that it was George who first invented the crooked pin, au arrangement which is in vogue in the school-room to the present day. Iu those days, the school benches were made of rough slabs, split from logs. These slabs were used, bark up, for seats, as it was found that by using the split side, the students were often subjected to painful and embarrassing iutrusioss. George's first trial of the crooked pin was simply an experiment-. Having bent the pin, he imbedded it in the rongh bark of the seats in front of him, so as to have the larger part pointing up. Then he gravely leaned back in his seat, to note the effect. It proved so satisfactory that lie made a practice of repeatiug the operations, whenever opportunity offered. George was a mighty hunter in his day. He loved to take his gun and trail the fierce; repulsive pole-cat, or the wily chipmunk through the hills and dales, and along the winding stream. Bnt, above all, he loved to hunt the natives. Hia usual modus operandi was to strike -the trail of a large party and follow it like a sleuth hound until he came within sight of the camp. Then he would make a mad rush, at the eame time shouting in a voice like the crash oi thunder: Iied demons! Howlin' Hurricane, ther Hus tler o' ther peerarie is arter ye!" And the natives would fall down on their faces, waiting for him to execute them. He was a model of the good traits which aH young men should possess. The following are examples: First: He was exceptionally clean and neat, taking a bath once a day, and c!eat:iug his fiuger nails every morn ing. Second: He was respectful to his ulterior, until other recognized him t.s their superior. Third: He never lied. The historians relate au incident that recur ied at an early age, and which il-lutrate-i the trne nobility of his nature. While playing in the garden one morning, he espied a cherry tree which had I een imported from Europe at a heavy expense, for the special use of his father, and he playfully chop) ed it down jnst to tee what h father would far. The e'der Washington caught bight of Ge-rge. Jr., and the mutilated tree a' about the same instant. "George, did you chop that tree?1 asked the fat he-. rather," replied Geoige, falter in cly, 1 would say no but that would be a lie, aud I know you won't lick me if 1 tell the truth." WHAT HIS FATHKK SAID. ri:i' cry says that the father fell on the ueck of his truthful son and wept ' teais of great joy, but he didn't. ' The irate pareut grasped George 1 with one hand where his coat fits tightest while with the other he pulled a t-prout from that same cherry tree. I Gearge first came into public prom 1 inence when he was sent as special teiivoyfiom Dinwiddie, then Governor I of Virginia, to St. Pierre, whom the I French had appointed internal revenue collector for Ohio. He was directed to tell SL Pierre, a? mildly as be could, thtt he (St. Pierre) would sleep much bet'er if he delivered certain lands, of which he then bad 'possession, . to tbe English sovereign. He was j alto to assure tbe French that they t would be allowed to enter the territory in question, if tbey came for the pur ' po e of hunting Hnrous, a species of India . which then abounded. ' W ashtneton started on his journey on the Ult of October, 1763, with a party of eight meu, who were to b used as ' be thought best, iu cace of necessity. He also carried a large flask cf whisky racd a pair of ear-rings, as a present - from Dinwiddie to Tasacharison, em j peror of the Hnrons. Dinwiddie consid ered toe tecaing a gucu sine ui uipiv 1 malic Dolicr. 1 Tanaehari&on was not nrohlbifed. by law, fro accepting present from as forei 1 now er. ami hence the auanicious i event issed off with ranch satisfaction. Tauachatisoit uccoi.inied Washing- .ton a short distance n his wvr, aud iaajdiipextiDft: "Go, white Wrothar, 1 Mm&tim IR did he I jf ECR9. fW ' ir V- , f . J 3tf rs - " Er &ea ' r-SfV ff9 -j.saar and may the Great Spirit smile upon yon, as you journey through life! May the best of elk and buffalo and grizzly bear bestrew your path. Hay rabbits and squirrels and musk-rats sur round your way. Go, unto the great white father at Wil liamsburg, and tell him that Tana chanson is ever his friend and neighbor, but cannot consent to be anything more. Then they led him out of camp, tossing him lightly over a cliff. Said they in parting: "Go, and tell Din widdie, the great father, that we are even his lov ing and devoted children, bnt we do not advise him to come West" Washington was a man of strong per sonal character, which always impressed those with whom he came in contact usually in proportion to the amount . of contact This was especially true in the case of a conti nental officer, while the army was lying at Newburg. The Revolutionary war was over, and Washington about to retire to private life. The officer suggested that, as the country was not supplied with a king, he would be willing to take the place if his services were acceptable. Wash ington answered to the effect that while it was trne that a vacancy existed, yet George III had been removed for caufe, solely and purely, and his suc cessor would not be chosen simply as a reward for party service. Thus ended one of the lost incidents of his publio life. The Uritish Itlna or lfar. To an American the bar is a novel feature on a Britith steamship. In the City of Rome it is on a lower deck. It is so small that only one person can be served at a time. The bartender rarely wore a coat If he had been greasing the machinery his shirt could hardly j have been dirtier. Davy Crockett ' would havo called him anything bnt a ! gontleman, for he "invariably poured out the drinks for his patrons. If you asked for whisky, no bottle was placed before you. The drink was measured in a pewter cup and then poured into a tumbler and placed before yon. The horn was invariabty a stiff one, more than any moderate drinker would de sire. It was the same with brandy and other liquors. If you called for a pony brandy, you got the same measure. This measure of drinks is universal on all English steamships. With a pre ponderance of Americon passengers the taloon-keeper would probably increase his gains by allowing his patrons to gage his own drinks. On the Alaska many Americans ordered a glass of branky and two pony tumbler?. By drinking the liquor they got two ponie3 for tbe price of one. Some speculated in whisky iu the same manner. The loss to the bar was apparent What would be made by allowing the Ameri can the privilege of the bottle, however, would b-' more than counterbalanced by the giecd of Englishmen. An old steamship bartender told me that he had tried the American system to his heart's content, and was satisfied that it was a losing system. "If you allow one man to pour out bis drink, you must allow all to do so," he said. "Yon can't make a distinction on the ground of nationality. An Englishman is a natural bog. He will always till his glass to the brim. As soon as the officers of the vessel learned that the bar wa3 being run on American princi ples, they trebled their patronage, and doub'ed the size of their drinks. I found myself going to the dogs, aud was forced to shut down." English men seldom go the bar for a drink. They order what they want by a stew ard,'and it is brought to them, whether it is on the deck, in the smoking-room, the ladieV cabin or the barber shop. The price of all strong drinks was a sixpence, or 12 cents of our money. Wines, however, are ranch cheaper than in New York. New York Times. So Sex in Writing:. A well known newspaper proprietor telis an experience of his own in illus tration of his belief that, given a fair chance, women will often do even bet ter work than men as writers for news papers. "For years," be says, "we have published a weekly article which has at tracted widespread attention and inter est. It is. I may say, one the leading features of the paper. For a long time it was written by a man whom I bad not teen. One morning his wife came to me, saving her husband was ill, and unable to do his work any longer. For a number of months past she bad been writing his editorials for him, and had now come to ask if she could continue doing so. 'Certainly,' said I. 'If you baveTbeeu writing them you can go on; but say nothiog of the change to any one.' " Some time after this the hus band died. On goicg to the office in the morning, one of my editors met me with a face a yard long, 'Mr. Blank is dead said he", 'and I don't know what we are coiner to do without him. His j articles were such a special feature, and there is no one else in the country witn ability enough to write them.' 'Isn't there?' I asked. 'But do you think that thev have been as gocd as usual of late?' 'Better,' he leplied. 'The artirle became stronger and wiser the older he grew. During the last few months they have been particularly good. We can never secure any one who could do them one-tenth as well,' he added mournfully. 'Ob, yes, we can,' 1 answered. 'It may interest you to know that for more than a year past Mr. Blank has not written one line for ( the paper.' Xot written one line?' ! gasped my amazed editor. 'No; for 1 tbe last rear and longer Mrs. Blank has j been doing her husband's work, aud , she is still quite capabie of continuing to do so.' And she did.and does to-day. The Almaiini'. , The word "almanac" is probably rnt-pii from the Arabic "Alinanah" (meaning reckoning. Tables represent- : ing almanacs were first used by the i Arabs as astronomical guides, matin- , scripts of some of those of tbe middle . aces can be found in various English I and European libraries. The British ! rnusenm preserves manuscript almanacs ' of the fourteenth century. It is believed that Purback, tbe Ger- man astronomer, pnblished the first 1 printed almanac at Vienna ic 1457. "Poor Robin's Almanac" the most famous was first issued in 1C63. Under , James L almanacs were monopolized by the stationers' company and the uni versities and astrology and superstition were there principal contents. France j ! has issued more almanacs than any , other country. William Bradford, of Philadelphia, I issued in 1087 tbe first American almanac. Franklin's celebrated "Poor Richard's Almanac," first published by him in 1732, and continued about twenty-five years, became very popular iu this country as well as in England and France, where its proverbial and wise utterances were reprinted and translated." "The American Almanac acd Repository of useful knowledge' was pubii.-hed "from 1828 t 18GI ut Boston. The "National Almanac" which wa3 a continuation of the abova was pnblished at Philadelphia for 18ti3 and 18C4only. There are now upward of 250 alma nacs published in the United States; more than or.e-half of which are issued by patent medicine concerns, issued sole'y to advertise their remedies. bqiifite SHrltvene-. Buyer (confidently) Say, boy, are you snre this hnrse won't scare at a locomotive? Stable Boy Scare? much. Why. -ir. three different Not men ' have been ki!ed beu-inse that there '"" 'a,""el ' 'e nriddie of the track ji t to enjoy eii the engine oiu'. Dundee (Smlland) Kcwin Jsjum OUNsaset r Wosnea. Like the Chinese, and, in fact, every other Asiatic race, the Japanese enter tain no respect for women, whom they regard as creatures of Inferior Intelli gence, resembling brutes in being with out a soul. Thus it Is almost impossible to bring an untraveled Japancso to com prehend the deference which the men of civilized nations pay to women. The latter, in his eyes, are solely fitted to act as the servants nay, even as the slaves of tbe former sex. Seldom, if ever, Is the wife permitted to sit at table with Iter husband, no matter how high her rank may be, and when admitted to his presence she is forced by etiquette to approach in tho same manner as the do mestics, namely, on all fours, with repeated prostrations. Imagine a young and delicately natured American girl, such as, for instance, the fair quakeress of Philadelphia, who has always been accustomed to tbe most thorough de fense and courtesy, thrown for tho first time amongst a set of men such as the untraveled friends of her Japancso hus bandmen who are devoid of every feel ing, not alone of civilized respect for her sex, but even of tho most elementary notions of civilized decency. Anybody who has lived among tho Japanese, as I have, writes a New York Tribune corre spondentnot as a niero interpreter under the tutelage of an interpreter, but in direct contact aud understanding their language will bear me out when I assert that it is impossible for a white woman to live among the natives in Japan without having every feeling of womanly respect and delicacy outraged and in course of time, completely blunted. A Mystery. How tbe human system ever recovers from tbe bad effects of tbe nauteous medicines often lltorally poured into it for the suppobitive re lief ot dyspepsia, liver complaint, constipation, rheumatism and other ailments, is a mystery. Tho mischief done by bad medicines is scarcely loss than than that caused by disease. If they who are weak, bilious, dyspeptic, constipated or rheumatic would oftener be guided by the experience of Invalids who have thoroughly tested Hoatetter'6 Stomach Bitters, they would iu every instance obtain the speediest aid de rivable from rational medication. Tbia medi cine is a searching and at the aame time a thoroughly safe remedy, derived from vegetable sources, and possessing, in consequence of its basis of pure spirits, properties aa a medicinal stimulant not to be found in the fiery local bit ters and stimulants often resorted toby the de bilitated, dyBpoptic and languid. And Da Obeyed. "I am something of an expert at palm istry, dearest," said the young man, taking her hand. "In tho lines of this fair palm I can trace " "O no, no, no! I don't want to know the future, Harry. But can you truly read the lines in the palm of my hand?" "I can. darl " "Then please turn down the light a little lower Harry!" she said with a shud der. There Is more Catarrh in this section of tho country than all other diseases put togothcr, and until tbe last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years doctors pro. nouniol It a lo;al disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu tional disease, and therefore requires constitu tional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manu factured by I'. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is t he only constitutional cure on the market. It is taken internally in doses froai ten drops to a teaspoonfu. It acts directly upon thu blood and mucous surfaces of the system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails to cure. Bend for circulars and testimonials. Ad dress. F. J. CHF.NHY & CO., Toledo, O. jaarSold by Druggists. 75c. A ITemature Disagreement. 4 'What was the basis of Mr. and Mrs. Futill's separation." "Well, you know their baby the one that was born last month?" "Yes." "Futill said ho'should go to Yale, and Mrs. F., who is from Boston, insisted on Harvard S3IRAM C. WHEELER. Importer of Percheroa and Shire StalUons. Odebolt, Sao County, Iowa. Largest Importation of draft stallions to America this season. Quality tho very best. First-class horse, cither breed?? 1,000. Two and three year's time, 8 per cent., en abling horse to pay for himself. The Cnlns; Hero. Visitor (at reception in Washington a few years hence) Why is everybody crowding round that man over there in the corner? I don't see anything re markable about him. Kesidentr That's Barefoot Bill, Sock lass Simpson's successor. (Proudly.) He can suck three dozen eggs without stop ping. For Coughs and throat troubles use "BROWN'S BRONCHIAL TROCHES." "Tbey stop an attack of my asthma couch very promptly." C. Fdlch, Miamlville, Ohio. Bradford MclwBEOOR, of Covington, Ky., has succeeded iu welding alumi nium with glass; and tho manufacture of llexiblc glass, ho thinks, is involved iu his discovery. Bkecham'g Pills Weak Stomach. act like magic on A Pbesque Isle lady who advertised for a girl to do light housework received a letter from a girl iu one of tho neigh boring towns who said her health was not very good, and that she thought sho needed sea air, and inquired whero the lighthouse was situated. Jfb Opium in PIso's Core for Consumption. Cures where other remedies fail. 25c. Jesse Grant and his father-in-law, Mr. Chapman, with several other gentle men, are owners of tho Plata Blancha silver mine in Sonora, Mexico. Their ore runs about $50 a ton, and there is no end to it. They will all be rich. Wnen Baby was sick, we gavo her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, When she bad Children, she gave them Castoria. Let a man live for himself all his life, and the only pleasure he will have left when he is 50 is that which he finds in hating his enemies. KITS. All Fits stnppel free bv TJr.Kline's Great Kerve Restorer. No Fits sfter first day's me. Mar vellous cure. TreaU and t'JOO trial bottle free to Fit cases. Send to IJr. Kline. 9U Arch St. Phila. Fa Rheumatism I foam! Neuralgia- -VASELINE- fin a ON'E-IMJLLAJl BILL, ssst us by mat .eUdllrwTfieeot aUchsrso-. to any person Is tLe Vailed: "at Si !ffi : of the tollow.af artteles. csre lui.y Packed: Onstwo-o'utcebotteof & v""f;y,:"" S tSS two-ounce brttlB 'or Vaseline Pomsda.... g . Onejsrcf Vueh-e Cold Cream .. . Oai case of Vaseline Caaphor Ice.... w . one cks "f VaseUne S -ap. unscentod......... . Onlcakeot VaellncSojp.exo 1 sltelvsceated . Oaeso-ouDcs bonis of White Vaseline .B tua nr fer mottaae tfsusi. any Unglt articl at the J VrxcarTlmltotion tsAicA o hult or no eatiM. raaMwI Mb. Co- 3 Stat St. N. X. TAC0IUtoJ!rTLrr?T5l80 T I prob'sOil t W1M. IHItT Will the women go wrong when they get women's rights? Did it ever occur to your W1U they buy up the front row to see men in tights? Did it ever occur to yon? Win they stand In the street cars without a complaint. Will the feminine senators powder and paint, Should the speaker say "ratsP would the women all faint? Did It ever occur to you? TO DISPEL COLDS. Headaches and fevers, to cleanse tho sys tem effectually, yet gently, when costive or billons, or when the blood Js Impure cr slug gish, to permanently cure habitual consti pation, to awaken the kidneys and liver to a healthy activity, without lrritatin weakening them, use Syrup of Figs. or TnE Czar of Russia is a perfect speci men of physical manhood. Ho is more than six feet tall and has the shoulders; arms and thighs of an athlete. So great is the strength of his hands that he can twist a horseshoe with case. He is a magnificent horseman, a thoroughly trained soldier and an accomplished lin guist, speaking seven modern languages besido Russian. He works hard and is out of bed from G in the morning till 10 at night! Any article that has outlived 21 ytar of competition and imitation, and rel!s mora and more each year, mu have mcrif. Dob bins' Electric fcoap, first mado In lS03,.ls just Wiat article. Ask your grocer for "it. Ex-Senatoii Spooxek says ho earned his first dollar by sawing a cord of wood. Then ho secured more contracts, and sawed his way into the possession of S7. The S7 was invested in a pig and some old lumber for a pen. The hand that was to handle a toga built the sty. Rut when tho sty was done the pig was dead. Mast of the worm medicines and vermi fuges sold by druggists irritat-i tho stomach ot a little child. Vr. Bull's Worm Dostroy re never do. As harmless as enndy. yet they never fail. Try them. Jly mail, 23 cents. John D. Fork, Cincinnati. Ohio. "You havo such ridiculous names out in Washington Snohomish and Klicki tat, for Instance." "Ah! Where arc you from?" "From Segadahoc county, Maine, sir. What of it?" The Brazilian assembly has finally adopted the proposed constitution. March April May Are the best months in which to irarifrvonrblooJ. Durioc tbe loo, cold winter, the blood becomes thin snd impure, the body becomes weak and tired, the appetite may be lost, and just now the sybtem crates the aid of a reliable medicine like Ilooi's Santaparilla. March April May Hood's Sarsapsrilla is peculiarly adapted to the seeds of tho tody during theso tuontUs. It tlicr-JUXb-V purines and i:aizes the blood, croaks, a Coodappettte,curcsbUiousncsgaudhcadacbf,tfiTeb healthy action to the kidneys and liver and impartb strent to the whole body. March April May Sow is the time when you thonld civo flood'a Sarsapsrilla a fair trial. That ecrotulous taint which has been In your blool for cars. may bo thoroughly eipclled by givins Hood's H-rsa.'urilla a fair trial. It Is really a wonderful b'.ood purifier, and building-up inediciue. Hood's Sarsaparilla Soldbyslldrnss'sts. St: six for $3. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD & CO.. Lowell. Masi. 100 Doses One Dollar How many people there are who regard the coming of winter as a con !ftlfESlfSasr s J 0 v$d4ir. .5i3-r-ntJF sfigssla,T!lsTU-a,r-vTT Trra "" ..iM' ' TFi "fVrr 1 1 iW 3V af r-fSaUl VM -" W 4MiBePifts9&HE&. S&J38rl . -f!lnTl?T8Bg af M sLf W;M?'r atWflagufra6ffi stant state of siege. It seems as if the elements sat down outside the walls of health and now and again, led by the north wind and his attendant blasts, broke over the ramparts, spreading colds, pneumonia and death. Who knows when the next storm may come and what its effects upon your constitution may be ? The fortifica tions of health must be made strong. SCOTT'S EMULSION of pure Norwegian Cod Liver Oil and Hypophosphites of Lime and Soda will aid you to hold out against Coughs, Colds, Consumption, Scrofula General Debility, and all Anamte and Wasting Diseases, until the siege is raised. prevents wasting in children. Palatable as Milk. SPECIAL. Scott's Emulsion is non-secret, and is prescribed by the Medical Pnv fession all over the -world, because its ingredients are scientifically combined in such a manner as to greatly increase their remedial value. 2AUTION. Scott's Emulsion is put up in salmon-colored wrappers. Be sure and Mt the genuine. Prepared only by Scott & Bowne, Manufacturing Chemists, JTe vc York. Sold by all Druggists. RELIEVES aUaTHXBa,MWa "The best- is 5ye hhe chedspesK bid 1 mi ted 1 on BnBBBBSBBBT M f MB ".jSgSjV yii oh end substitutes to) SAPOLIOItisa.soli TaSsBlr cske ot scouring soepTry it in your next house-cleaning. ' t el REAL ECONOMY. It is worse than nonsense to buy a cheap article with which to damage more valuable property. Scouring soap is at best only a trifling expense, but with a poor and cheap article it is likely to do considerable damage to fine j marble or other property. i Seat Cough Medicine. Recommended by Physicians. Cures where all else- fails. Pleasant and agreeable to the taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists. !! E am SaSX i Chichester English. rTTW7,1f THE OaiCINSLSHO CCNUIflC Ladlta.uk OniMt '' OuJtTtv tatM waTd 1U tls rittra. Take m aU pU'.i ia paauouvd Win. yitx 4. Ii ? tr rirUnla-v. mtlawUI lO.tKJOtMj-.nl:.. -.. Sal.! Ir ail LM.! I'r- t'ila. 60.000. BUS. i.mWVTKTWm, 17 2!" A Fawt. In aa interview with a leading drag house tho New York Worli. Nov. 9, I8W, gives the following comment on the proprietors of re liable patent medicines: 'He is a specialist, aud should know more ot the dlsonso he actually treats than tho ordinary physician; for while the latter may come across say flfty cases In a year of tho particular disease which this medicine combats, its manufacturer investigates thousands. Don't you suppose his prescrip tion, which- you buy ready made up for 50 cents. Is likely to do more good than that of tho ordinary physician, who charges you any whero froni.S! to 10 for giving It, and leaves you to pay the cost of having it pre pared? "Tho patent medicine man. too, usually lias the good seno to eonflno himself to or dinary, every-day disease. Ho leaves ta tho physician cases In which there is Im mediate dnugcr to life, such as violent fe vers. He does this because, in tho treat ment of such cases, there are other ele ments ot importance besides medicine, such as proper dieting, gocd nursing, a knowl edge of tlto patient's strength and so on. Where there is no absolute danger to life, where the disease is one which the patient can diagnose- for himself or which some physician has already determined, tho pat ent medicine maker says fearlessly: I havo a preparation which Is better than any other known and which will cure you.' In nine cases out of ten his statement Is true." This Is absolutely truo as regards the great remedy for rain. St. Jacobs OH. It can assert without fear of contradiction, that it is a prompt and permanent euro of pain. It can show proofs of cures of chronic cases of 0, 30 and 40 years' standing. In truth it rarely ever fails if incd according to directions, and a largo proportion of cures is mado by half the contents of a single bottle. It Is therefore tho best. From an interview, Sew York H'orW. Scene, Central Africa (arrival of tho express train at the chief town) Train dispatcher to the engineer What does this mean? I don'tsco any conductor. Engineer No, tho first-class passengers have eaten him up since we started. Mns. Worth, wife of tho great Paris ian dressmaker, dresses as plainly as a bible class leader at a Martha's Vineyard camp meeting, and looks as quietly in nocent as if sho never saw a fashion book. 1'rofessor Now, Miss Cora, look at this morsel of cheese through the micro scope. What do you think of it? Cora (after a peep) There's millions In it. Sue You were at not? He Yes. She G. B. college, were you -A. B. His No; ! Tbee are the months in eTery year when thons- mhI-5 ot old iricntl) resort to a regular course of Hcod'ti SaiapariUa. The fact that Hood's Saraa pirilla. onco fairly tried, becomes tho favorite Fprinc medicine speaks voluincH for its excellence . and medicinal merit. . In these months this year thousands ot new f'Vrons -xiM taVe Hood's Sarotparilla and realize its uenefiU In blood, inirltied and strens h restored. I Will you be ocoof the number? llcod'sSarsapanlla 1 co.tr. hut littlo. and tho investment yields proQtable I returns. Juittry it. "Last spring I vi compV.ely fagged out. My strength left mo and I felt ic' and misarablo Ml the time, so that I coutd hardly attand to my baslnes. I took one botUe ot Ilood'a r'arsapirill. and it cured me. There is nothing like it." R.C.fccoou:. t'ditor Enterprise. Dclluville. Mich. : Sold by all drugi&U. $1 : six for S. rrepared only by C. J. 1100D & CO. Lowell, Jhw. I IOO Doses One Dollar oraege tsexaxCuteri INSTANTLY. 1 (, Tork. prieai a sj 71 Red Cross 4 Diamohd Brak Bhaud T! mIi IU.V S l ...i-.-i (., ..!. E-?Ui I1va4 B'mJ la Kcl at.1 CU actable ther Llad. fiu StllMim mud ImHwa. ra.-?e. '- dinnnu raaaterfvlta. at Ur.u"a.cr w4 a -.t "K,UrT Tit Ladltn," ta lour. rrtara JgaJL CHiCHiiTtB CMCHICtt CO., N.i!la nai -1I11.A iK.'.-Jll A. i'A. 8Ej . "August 59 Flower How does h feel ? He feels-: cranky, and is constantly experi menting, dieting himself, adopting strange notions, and changing the . cooking, the dishes, the hours, and manner of his eating August Flower the Remedy. How does he feel? He ftels af times a gnawing, voracious, insati able appetite, wholly unaccountable, unnatural and unhealthy. August Flower the Remedy. How does he feel ? He feels no desire to go to the table and a grumbling, fault-finding, over-nice- -. ty about what is set before him when he is there August Flower tho. Remedy. How does he feel ? Ke feels after a spell of this abnormal appe tite an utter abhorrence, loathing, and detestation of food ; as if a mouthful would kill him August. Flower the Remedy. How does he feel ? He has ir regular bowels and peculiar stools August Flower the Remedy. O Tuff's Pills ISfSrTTAT. REGIONS, will nndTutfs Pills the most , tors ve sver ottered Ui e suf faring Invalid. - S--T-:,-; Cr E r 'i - i' CHICAGO MEDICAL -AND- Surgical Institute! Cor.WabiJ , a-.e. and Van Daren St.. Chicago, For the treatment ot all lit Chronic anl Surgical Diseases, BRACES and APPLIANCES for DEFORMITIES. Best Farllitlo. Apparatus ant Itemeillea for Suc cessful 'treatment ot cietv form of Iisea-e re iuirinu Mt died or Surciial 'l reetint-nt 250 PRIVATE APARTMENTS for PATIENTS Board and Attendance. lWt Aorcniiiiodjtions la tho Wot Wi ite for Free Hook an.t t ir-u!itrs on Ue formltip ami l: arc, 'JriiMCa.Ctub ret. Cuxra t'lre.H ot pillo. 1'ilen. 'lipuor-, - aucrr. C tsrrh. lironchitlh. lnh.Ution. Ltectririty aruljeis. Erl-le.-y. KtJuty. i:U:der. Ie. Ksr. r-fciu and blcod lu-e.ist--.. cml all Mirwloil'Teratio!!-; DISEASES OF VOrHEHonn -ot Woiurn FKF.1. VcliascUtrh atjrtcil LYINU-tN llhl'AHT MKN I' for Woiut-11 ilnrtES Confinement. M I KIC1I.T riUV.UK.) Only KoiiableMidtcal Institute uiak ri;a?reilalty ot Private Diseases. Hanoi's Cebiliiy.Variccceli And all evlis r-viltln.- from ann'x-i.ot routh and manhood. Alt BI001I Di-eatie- tiiicct-Bhlully treated. Syphillt!c foHon rrinovtil front the hy.tem with out mercury. NrirUsi-torJtito Ireitment for Loss Ot Vital Toner. l'rties unalilo tovt-it us may be trtt-'il at home hr rorrKi-rond-nce. Allcomroiint cat.on oDfliletitia!. Medicines or Instruments Rent br mail or eiprrEii becurvly psckrd. u marks to Indicate contents or etuttr Una pcrvonal In terview preferred. Call aud oonilt 11.1 or send his tory of our -ae. ami wanill eml in plain wrap per, our 15UOK TO MLN. free -Upon rrlTite.Bcclal or Nenous IMscaa. ImpoN-iuT. brpht!i:Glee snd Varicocele, with nuibtiou litt. AuUreas L Gbicap Medical and Surgical MtQie. a) Van Burcn St. cor. Wabash av Chicago. III. GRATEFULr-COMFORTINQ. EPPSS COCOA BREAKFAST. "By a thorough knowledge of tie aarsrsl laws which govern the operatl na of digestion nad nutrt tl n, and by a cars; ui appllc ation of the fine I rorei ties of el.-lectel Cocoa, Sir. Eprs has provided our breakfast tables wtti a delicately flavoured bev erage which may aero us many heavy doctors bllla w 07 us ju'iioiom oas 01 suoa aructes or die! that acoastltutloa may bo gr dually built up untU strons enough to resist every tendency to up 1 dfcx Hundreds of aubtle maladlas aro Boating around us ready to attack; wherever there la a weak po.at. We may escape many a fatal shaft by keeping oar selves well fortlflol with pure blood rda properly nourished frame. "Civil Strut tfaaef'e." Mads ilmply with bolllnz water nr milk. Sold only la half-pound tltn. .y Oroct-r. labelled thus: JAMEH Eslr4 ite CO.. Uomcsopathlo ChemUa Ix.i dov. .toLa.vik. DrW00D,s?KSyri5. Ei Regular Graduato tn Medicine 20 AW . " tuvyiUtl and private praet ife .BBBBBBsl ?.i? W and Ktw roTk-Km- bbbbbbbbbI ffaablisheU in Sioux City .Nine BRKilYearfestl" treat tii alll'rlvate, kKANervoua, C'hroalr and .Special sBBUsBsFdlseases. Knermstorrli.es. Seminal Weakaes (nvjht lotsrs) leinntenrr t flow of ttjoial poivtr). and alt Female l)Wnse. Irregularities, ttr, Cures STU9anterl or money refunded C'bara-es fair. Term casli. Age and eiperieno- ira Important. No In jurious mt-Ulclnes ued-A'o time lott from work or '""ncss Patients at a dlrtanm treated by mail Medicines sent rrerjnr.Vre frtt from oaxe ana breaks ajeStiite ysur rose and send for Opinion and trrina-Conaultation strh-tly confidential, person ally or by letter-Dr. WOOD has thelarsreiC Medical and Snrfflral Institute and Kvo and tar Infirmary In the West Kooms for patients at fair rate-, facilities to meet any emcr-eney-A Quiet Home and best tare an tkill for' Ladlts during Pregnancy and rnnfinrmrntiWxiA 4c VlXi?J1TJllvl''tmu', BOOK and .MEI'ICAL. JOURNAL. (I-dotion this DiocrJ Secretaries and Or ganizers by an As sessment Order pav- Inir S100.OO in .six months at ah estimated cost of SI 1. Reputable men and women can secure liberal com pensation. Address M. McINTYRE, Supreme Manager, Xo. 1028 Arch Street, I'hiladclphia, Pa. Tns aalTcraal favar ae ecnlcd Tuxjnchast's Pcgst 6ocsd Cakac Kesds leads ma to offer a t. . Uxowar aloa. tU fwt VtUn CM .-mm. Totatrodueeltanit how itacarcUItUn 1 will pay tlOS for tho Lest yield obtalc ft from 1 oacc of cel which I will malt for a cts. Csta lataerc. Isaac F. Tllllnhat, La Plume, fa- CUT THIS OUT. Grand Palace Hotel 81 totC3N. Clark SU CHICAGO. JeVFonr mlnntes from Court Home. i:oomSJ weekly. Transients 50o up. American and Eu ropean plans. Evest- lATIES.use Dr. te Dac'sertoalcal'Wns.frotB 7krl. Tncxm. E.UbI'hnl la Eorop-, KB; Kcgimi, 1" W; Cuada. W; UnilH Stetn. 1SST. Cum all npprmleni. lrng-ilirlUn. u4 mma&'.f dtrmtrmmtM. Sfe,tnal!M,fli:. Thy poi.Ur.Iy rataottMUlffidCTfog-pncnaaey. Tblr( propoit!oa cfli! a wakh txL tn IibltU tb aKt init of m i'tcrdmi uJ ferrulir nmitrattioa. Coetlnnril rooBttiy bhiwu rrialt Si klKt fu3lr j ud q jlfk C3 iaipt3. (2 a ptritft, or 3 for SI. r axil, lo Jliln tI4 ra.f Iop. on nrr1 pt of prkt- Tkt Aarb am Pill Ox, VTaelrultn acd R.-T:t Pr:prVtor, Th gmilM pill ,U br SEDGWICK. DELO.VO, Irsf!at ' box Cl:y. Iowa, WhoJaI and Retail Acta:, PEDINE TfOW ARE TOUX FEET. Ccrrs cold or tender Swollen or wnsisir.z aaunerbboes nav dc wom wins ucaiioxc. ru.o tn. at Drur Stores, or by mail. Trial package ad illuitritej . Fnte.jo cts. pamphlet for a dime .... ua ixdi.ne co.. Woau Buuxisc sw yomt. FAT FOLVS RFTlURFn ."v, rs' " jy.mfcjgaoBuinTiiinaiwi per Dai I f I Jremeoiea. Noatarring.noinconToiiieace i ,-, 'sad no bad effecta. Strictly confidential. n w ciiiSll?:d testiiaonlala. Address fib tt W.f.BNYDEB. J State sttset, Chicago. 111. . K.i.nrfk. Z. .l. VTiTTr . . ainaauirandr. h. ULUHIVL Reformers. Ureenbsckers. aud Ann-' B. A. saea. Grangers. Labor L ureenbsckers. aud Ant..- Uaaopolists. sead tor aample copy Joliet llllo News. . S. f. N. tT. No. 10-&1 - Pa;V!r' tfeiTV ? 1. --Mr rweft --EiP s es . 'fSSSm.WmesaBmt VI Mv fni KsTitrwrjariwT y4piKK!3t rTTTfTa m a , SrlnSatffl --jfcajf(jprMEtMin 1 '1 M 1 si " t BBbaaa III' I Iff "Illn ffi 1 I V ' I " j I nmiiku 1 LECEffva dM: i.UJkJ't Ths B -' sHalBB Tfh STaa JJ i A8THMA-5b2,Vaaa5i?SSg tarS. wswdjma.1 trial llSKBauiluaa.a-.SpJS mtsLTmssM.ss.MLjrsms-a.T.FREE .. I . I ( .T.aTdar 'I i i t 5r -Kr