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THWARTED.
At midnight, in an autumn desolate,
Intent to io an injury, I arcBe
And called upon the deadliest of my foes.
So fearful 'teas the fury of my bate.
Malevolent as tome avenging fate.
I sped by moonlight thro' tho Carden-cloee,
By blighted poppy and by mined rose,
AbI stood at last bosido my victim's gite.
A dim light burned within softly and still
I crept up close against the window-sill.
And paused then peeping thro' the lighted
P. -
I reeled, as one transfixed at heat t and brain,
For there, God's taerty t tin his bended knee,
I heard my foe my neighbor pray (or me !
J. X. Matthetve.
Statk of Ohio, Crrr of Toledo,
J.COAS VKJCNTT, Bit.
Fbuck J. Chckkt makes oath that heistha
senior partner of the firm of F. J. Choky &
Co., doing business in tbe City of Toledo, Conn
ty and State aforesaid, and that said firm wiil
pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS
tcr each and every case of Catarrh that cannot
be cured by the use of Hall's Catarrh Cukk.
FRANK ,T. CHENEY. .
Sworn to before me and snLs:ribad in my
presence, this 6th day of December, A. D., IS;.
( , A. W. GLEASON;
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Hall's Catarrh Core is taken internally. and
acts directly upon the blood and mucus surfaces
of the eystrntl. Bend for testimonials, fiee.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., TolaUoOliio.
-Sold by draggiits, 75 cents.
Joii.v I. BiiAin, of Hackettstown. N. J.,
tho railroad millionaire, presented bis pri
vate secretary, Dr. Vale, with a check foi
$20,000 on the occasion of bis marriage
lafct Friday.
A Cough, Cold, on Ror.E Theoat should
:iot bo neglected. Bbown'h Bkoncdiai.
Tr.ocuEH uro a 6imple remedy, and give
prompt relief. 25 cts. a box.
It is said that the negroes of Georgia,
who a ijuarterof a century ago were slaves,
now own property aggregating $20,000,000.
The Standard
I recsrd Howl Ssrsaparllla as haitur pasBcd
above the (trade of what are commonly called patent
or proprietary medicines," Mid a well-known pliy
ktclan recently. It is fully entitled to be consid
ered a htandard medicine, and has won tli posi
tion by its undoubted merit and by the many re
markable cures it has effected. For an alterativo
and tonic it has necr been equaled, and physicians
are glad to hate their patient take so reliable and
tnibtnortby a medicine."
X.B. If yon decide to take Hood's SaKaparilla,
do tiot be induced to buy any other.
Hood's Sarsapariila
fold by all droRRirU. ft: t-ixfor$3. Prepared oniy
bj C. 1. HOOD 4: CO, Al)Otbecarie., Lowell, Mass.
IOO Doses One Dollar
ONE KIVJOY
Both the method and results when
6yrup of Figs is taken ; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acts
gently yet promptly on tho Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sys
tem effectually, dispels colds, head
aches and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Pigs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taste and ac
ceptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial in its
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances,
its many excellent qualities com
mend it to all and have made it
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup or Figs is for sale in 50c
and $1 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
cure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it Do not accept
any substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIB SYliUF CO.
SAH FRAHG1&CO, CAL
LOVISVIUE. Kf. HEW YORK. M.t.
i" clre niliousnc-8. Sick Honcluilie Constipation.
Malaria l.iver l,ni.!aiiH. inke the .rfo
and certain remedy KMITir.3
BILE BEANS
ro the SMALT. SIZC (40 little beans to the bot
tle They are the most convenient: uit all aces.
I'rit-ciit cither size. !.'. ccnti per bottle.
Bf IQCIRJO t 7. 17. 70: riioto-rravure,
WW1S panel sire of this picture for 4
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Maker-of Bile Beans. St. Louis. Mo.
T-TFR
LaSRIPPE
'ALMER'S MAGNETIC INHALEI
Patented June t, 18881
Price. One Dsllsr.
The highest French iredical authority defines "La
(liiii-i-K'as follows; La itrippe is a catarrhal affec
tion, is epidemic, and if characterized by a conges
tion of the mucous membrane of the nose, pharyn
geal ami laryngeal liroiiohx-, with feverish action,
more orlesi pronounced, accompanied by headache
and ccucrnl f-vr r."
Dr. rainier, au titiiner.t English phyician. who has
devoted a lite of study to the subjectof catarrh and
libasfnof the lit ad. throat, and lungs, some time
Miice commenced a series of experiments with a
lea-ti determining whether any combination could
be (orrued which would kill the parasite and act as
healing iwnvr at the fame time. The result of his
experiment wot, the introduction and rapid Hale of
his Magnetic Inhaler, the fumes of which, when in
haled, are refreshing and cooling, and for trie imme
diate relief and speedy cure of headache and sore
throat which are the forerunners of E..I liltlPPE,
HAS NO EQUAL.
ri-i:iAi-:ErD
liecanse you cannot escape an attack of the most
annoying disease that ever existed in this country.
IK. PALMKR'S MAt'XKTIC LNHAI.EK, if
used at the commencement of an attack.ls sure to
break it up. Six persons employed iu one establish
ment In Chicago were attacked with LA (JRIPPE
In nritf. ilir lint a litwrsl fltifilfratinn nf flit tnhaW
through the nostrils and throat prevented their Ion- '
ing anytime and saved a doctor's bill. 3-Sendfor
anINUAI.EItat ouce." An ounce of prevention
is worth a pound of cure.
Beware of imitation, as there are unscrupulous
persons engaged in the manufacture of a spurious
inha'er that strongly resembles the genuine.
Full directions, te-timonials, etc, sent with each
Instrument.
Upon receipt of Sl.OO I will send one Inhaler by
sail, postage paid.orfor.".OOI will send six In
halers to any address. E. A. GAVI.SK. General
Western Asent. 371 Frauiklin St. Chicago. HI.
O don't you rc-.r.em'-rr, '!te almost December,
And tocn trill tlc Holidays corns I
C1STATAS FOR CDILDRES.
CHRISTMAS AT THE KERCHIEF'S 3rt.:
IJOdor..Ltwis. C:.tl';ilTNAPIlNU(.'OctH.;
93 doz.l. I-wib. .IINCI.E ItEMJ (3) cts.: A
dot.). Lewis. CHItlT.MAS;iKT iIIirLs.: $i.
dez.). Hoaalxl. ;OOI TIIUNiiS CiS cts.: 2.41
doz.).K. ealh-1. KIN: WINTER ta.cU.: rdoz.,
Emerson. MESSAGE f CIIKISTMAS Sd
cts.; 3 doz.l. To4-iic.
FOU CHRISTMAS SERVICES
ly Rosabel. Each 5 its.; $4 per hundred.
Birthiiay of Oar LonU
OKI. wet Story,
Holy Chritt Cta.
Joyful Cliiines.
CAROLS AMI SOMiS.
I Collections bynnward.lt Carol: to Carols: 7 Carols
feaeb 10 ct.) Hir.LY HOKfiHS MS cts.: UI
oz.) IO JTEW 1'ItC'E.S POB XMAS (10 ct.
XSTB PUBLISH. IN SHEET MUSIC FORM.
,. very many biiperier pices that, tor quality,
might well be termed 10X0 Songs. Mix good speci
mens are:
Signal Bells at Sea. (10 cts.) Hays.
virions of Old Folk at Home. (13 eta.) Stults.
Mammy'M I.iV Boy. (Wets.) EJwardf.
Cotton Field Dance. For!trn. (ct.) Gildrr.
Pari Exposition CrautlMarcb. ISO cts.) Ecight
Military schottiscUe. (SJct.-..) Itoihnio..
Any Boofc or Piece Mailed for Retail Price.
LYON & HEALY, Chicago, UL
OLIVER QITSON COMPANY, Boston.
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SCEN ttvnrrrai SjSSi.
THE MEN WHO MISS TBE TRAIN,
BTi S. W. FOM.
I tosi sroiin' tbe deepo jest to see the Pullman
scoot,
An to see tha people scamper w'en they hear
the ingine toot
But w'et makes the faiost itopressiOR oV iby
eom'w'st uctiv'e brain; , ,
Sb the careless r&arivho get there jest iu time
Vomits til's train.
An' some enss the railroad coiup'ny, au' some
loudly cuss their stars,
An' some jest gallop down the track an' try to
catch the cars;
An' some with a loud laff an joke will poultice
up their pain,
Var'ns kin's er people get there jest iu time to
bliss the train,
An' there is hiony deepoe an' flag-stations
Ithout name.
Along tho Grand Trunk itatlroad that leads io
wealth an' fame-,
An' men rash to these deepos, as fast as they
can fly,
As the Train of Opportunity jest goes a-thuc-
derin' by.
They rush down to the stations with their hair
all stood on end,
As the platform of the tail-end car goes wbirliif
round' the heed ;
An' somo men groan an cry aloud, an' some con
ceal their pain,
Wen they find that they have got there jest in
time to miss tho train.
But the cars puff through the valleys, an' go
n-whirlin' by.
An' float their banners of white smoke, like
flags of victory ;
They leap their flowing rit era, an' through tbe
tunnels grope,
An' cross tbe Mountains of Despair to the Table
land of Hope.
The Grand Trunk Itailroad of Success, it rum
Through every clinc,
Tint tbe Cars of Opportunity they go on schedule
time,
An' never are their brakes reversed they won't
back up again.
To tako the men who get there jest in time to
miss tbe train.
I'd nJw Blade.
THE NEW COOKING STOVE.
BY CLARA AUGUSTA.
Mrs. Job Bangs 'was .possessed of a
spirit an evil spirit, Mr. Bangs said;
bat then men are so prone to indnlge in
extravagant expressions, that it is not
well to place too much dependence in
what they say.
Mrs. Bangs' greatest ambition was to
possess a peculiar kind of cooking store
the counterpart of which presided, in
black and glossy self-satisfaction, over
the cleanly kitchen hearth of Mrs.
Judge Marlowe's grand establishment.
"Queen of the World" was the title
in which the interesting stove rejoiced.
The queen herself was possessed of
as many dampers, grates, heaters, flues,
ovens, and nondescript poke-holes, as a
twenty-horse-power engine; and scien
tific old Watt himself would have been
puzzled in comprehending the use of
her "heat refractors" and "steam gener
ators." But Mrs. Marlowe fancied the stove
and, surely, Mrs. Judge Marlowe
ought to know about a stove and the
consequence was poor Bangs could
never retire to bed without having
"that stove, dear Job," dinged in liis
ears.
There is a period to human endur
ance, and the time ab length came when
Bangs could hold out no longer, but
consented to make his wife the happiest
of her sex forthwith. And three
days afterward the deed was ac
complished; a magnificent Qrteen
of the World, which cost forty-five
dollars, was installed on Mrs. Bangs'
hearth, and the delighted lady would
not hare changed places with the Presi
dent's wife.
The man who set up the stove asked
Mrs. Bangs if .she knew how to manage
it. She laughed in his face. Know
how to manage a stove ? Of course she
did! Why shouldn't she? And before
her lofty mien of injured dignity, the
stove man shrank away abashed.
It was in July, pleasantly hot, and
dinner was to be prepared for the six
hired men who made Mr. Bangs' farm
blossom like the rose.
Mrs. Bangs cogitated on the subject
of dinner for a few moments, and finally
decided on boiled potatoes, stewed eab-
l,,OV f.nA.1 MA.I. M.l f.AWka.,., .!. n m.
issc;, Hutu pvin, nuu uuuiun jjiiuuiug, j
with hot coffee, etc.
"Come, Bangs, love," said .she cheer
fully, "make a fire, while I clap on the
kettles and sec to things, and you shall
soon have a dinner worth eating.'
Bangs flew to do her bidding, but
after opening and shutting several
doors, with the kindlings in his hands,
he was still undecided, ana called his
wife out of the meal closet.
See here, Sarah, can you tell me
where to build the fire?"
"Why, in the place for it, to be sure,"
replied she.
"Yes, deary, I've no doubt of that,"
remarked the perplexed Bangs; "but
according to my idee, it would take a
college learnt man to find out which
the place is!"
"Why, the one where the grate is, of
course !" said Mrs. Bangs.
"Well, there are just seven holes with
grates in 'em, and three things that look
like strainers; according io my idee, I
can't tell t'other from which."
"Stand round, Job; I'll soon find out.
Why, Bangs, it's strange that you can't
see into nothing; this is the place rite
here in front. In with the kindlings,
and be spry about it; it's a'most leven
o'clock now."
So Bangs put in the kin
dlingsa generous quantity of shav
ings, some pitch-wood and a
hemlock knot applied a match,
and stood by to watch the result. The
fire sputtered and hissed; a glorious
smoke arose, and poured out of every
nook and cranny of the queen. Poor
Bangs' eyes were rapidly changing to
pools of watery tears, and his sense of
vision fled completely.
"Good gracious!" screamed Mrs.
Bangs "Job, you've set the house
afire!"
"No, I haint," stammered Job, wip-'
ing his eyes on his coat-sleeve. "Ac
cording to my idee, it's that confounded
stove!"
"Mercy on us ! Where's the damper ?
where's the draft? where's the air
slide? Job, Job, where are you, that
you don't do something? The new
whitewash will be ruined in thisi
smoke!".
Mrs. Bangs stood with her apron over
her head, and Bangs managed to get up
to a window, at which he obtained some
relief. In a few moments the kindlings
had burned out, and the smoke sub
sided. There was no draft; but the
fir had been made in the wronir ulace.
and now Job set about systematically
to find the right one, by trying a hand
ful of shavings in each cavity of tho
complicated queen.
Fortune favored him, & rh$ always
doe) the brave, and finally Job could
have shouted "Eureka" if lie had
thought of it. The tire burned .splend
idly S Thenrimiirous grates glowed
the water iu the kettles sizzled Mrs.
Bangs wis Radiant and the "spitler" of
pork and lard boiled charmingly !
But suddenly, just as Mrs. Bangs was
congratulating herself in being the
most favored woman iu the universe,
the stove gave a lurch its three long
legs quivered ami trembled the for
ward one dropped oVlt the immacu
late Queen of the Worltt tottered on her
throne For n second ouly then over
she went-, kettles ami stewpans! The
pot was in the fire, and the tire took
royal advantage of it.' The blaze
steamed up the chimney, igniting the
soot, and sending a column of flame ten
feet out of the top of the chimney.
The observant neighbors screamed
"fire" at the height of their Voices
the school children across the way
took Up the cry Mrs. Bangs was
ankle-deep hi hot water and floating
potatoes the house dog lay prostrate
under the ruins, howling with fright
and pain and Mr. Bangs had lied to
the elevation of the kitchen table, from
whence he was comfortably surveying
the scene being seated in the brond
dish of hominy pudding which his wife
had prepared for baking.
The cries of fire called out the en
gine company ever prompt in danger
and stripping down Mr. Bangs' fence,
they hurried their machine through a
fine field of corn, and up to the house.
Just as they arrived, covered with per
spiration and out of breath, Mrs. Bangs
made her exit from the kitchen, scream
ing and wringing her hands in the wild
est agitation.
The zealous captain of the company
was a little near-sighted, and supposing
the lady's clothing to be on fire, he
seized the end of a hose already filled,
and let fly the whole stream of water
over her person ! The shock knocked
her over instantly, and after a few
somersaults she came to a halt in the
rain-water cistern, from whence she was
afterward fished out half drowned and
considerably indignant.
The grand uproar aroused a high
spirited bull that was confiued in an ad
jacent yard, the red uniforms of tho
firemen inspired his bnllship with just
wrath, and after a half-dozen premoni
tory bellows, he gave a tremendous
leap, and cleared the barring.
Captain, privates and populace, aston
ished and terrified, fled before that ele
vated head and those smoking nostrils
fled ingloriously, leaving Bangs'
chimney to burn out without help all
except Judge Marlowe, who, being a
dignified man, did not compromise his
dignity until the last, when he went
through his best paces, but in vain.
The bull singled him out from the
others, caught him on his horns, and
tossed him into the pig-pen, where the
irate mother of ten promising porcine
little ones nearly finished him. In
fact, the Judge would never have conic
out of that hog's yard alive had not
Mrs. Bangs, recovering from her tem
porary fright, gone to the rescue with
the mop-handle.
The bull, after scattering all in
truders, turned his attention to the
engine which was left behind, ami
never were the walls of. a beleaguered
city battered and charged more zeal
ously than he charged that non-resistant
"masheen." Mr. Bangs came down
from his perch as soon as the crowd had
dispersed, and secured the quadruped,
now pretty well blown, from his extra
ordinary exertions.
"The Queen of the World" was sold
for old iron, and Mrs. Baugs cooks un
inurmuringly over the little old con
trivance of. a stove that she has had for
a dozen years.
Bangs says that, "according to his
idee, these ere new-faugled stoves ain't
the thing; they're great cry and little
wool."
HE HAD X CHOICE IX THE MAT
IKMt. A lady entered one of the most fash
ionable stores iu town, a few days ago,
and told the tall and urbane clerk, wlio
waited upon her, that she wished to
look at some crevvets.
uicncis. i cru(.cTv& iuc i;iuiaY
"crevvets? Do you mean cravats?"
"I do not mean cravats; I mean crev
vets." The clerk was greatly puzzled; then
a bright thought struck him. "Which
style would you prefer ?" ho asked.
"Oh, I don't care; those big ones
that go over the shirt bosom, or those
that go around the neck and tie in a
bow or a knot."
The clerk at once pulled down the
boxes of cravats and began to display
tho different styles. He kindly tied
several of them on his own nock to
show their effect. "Do you like them
bright or quiet?" he asked.
"Oh, rather quiet," said the lady.
"Quiet, eh? Perhaps you know what
your friend's taste is; perhaps he'd like
this one, now; has he any choice in the
matter?"
"Well, no, I don't believe he has.
You see he's a corpse, and we" the
clerk fainted and the cash boy whis
tled "Annie Laurie." Buffalo Cou
rier. DIDX'T THIXK HK COULIK
"Do you think that I could ever"
here his voice faltered and a sudden
emotion seemed to swallow his words.
"Could ever what, George?"
"That I could ever "
"Yes."
"Do you think that I could ever get
used to your father's ways?"
Just then there was a dim rattling in
the furnace room, the gas flickered
glimmeringly and almost weut out,
then flared up again, as if .some one
were tampering with the meter, while
dire dismal words came 'through the
register.
She let a little sob escape her and
replied :
"No, George, I don't think you ever
could." Merchant Traveler.
In Russia women are not allowed to ,
practice medicine before reaching the
age of forty years. In free America
every woman feels herself fully quali
fied to practice medicine as soon as .she
owns a baby or can borrow one of her j
neighbor to experiment on. I'err
Haute Express.
He that is choice of his time wiil al&o
be choice of his company, and choice of
his action
Afflictions, like God's angels, will
move away when they have done their
Vtfb
I know two women, and OMia cfeiUu
And cold aj the enow on Wttter wMte;
Htatnla Ter,tn act and thought,
jAa the man bora dumb in fcpeoeh erra not)
But she has malice toward her kind
A cruel tongue and a jealous mind,
Void of pity, and full of greed,
Bhe judges the world by her narrow creed.
A brewer of quarrels, a breeder of hate.
Yet she holds the key to "society's" gate.
Tha other woman, with heart of flame.
Went mad for a love that marred her name.
And out of the grave of her murdered faith
8ho rose like a soul that hits passed thro'
death.
Her aim is nbble, her pltv I broad
It c6ers the .world like the mercy of God.
A bealerof disorder, a soother of woes.
Peace follows her footsteps wherever she
Roes.. ,
The worthier of life of tho two, no doubt :
And -society'' locks her out.
Ji7i Wheeler Wilcox.
Mr. Hakes Luck.
It was current on the streets of Caito the
day following: the greut December drawing
of tho Louisiana State Lotterv. that one
foitictu uf ticket IKS.4.V) that drew the capital
lrize was held here.'btit some ilurs elapsed
before it was known who.hchl it. 'Finallv it
was retiorti'd that Mr. Z. A. Hakes, a sub
iontractoriuuler Little k. Grceiilov. on the
Cache leveo work, was tho Itickv man. and
that ho hall jrone to New Orleans to draw
his money. Learnins: yesterday that Mr.
Hake was iu town, stopping at Uncle JoeV
hotel, tho Argus sent a reporter to interview
him:
Mr. Hakes isaquiet.Miiall. plain-appearing
innn. about 50 years of age. Ho is au intel
ligent, energetic man that one would take to
be well suited to his business. He is averse to
notoriety, but does not hesitate to tell tho
facts in regard to his windfall. As re
ported, ho held one-fortieth of tho ticket
that drew -SGOO.OUO in the December
drawing of the Louisiana State Lottery,
and had been down to New Orleans and
collected his money. $13,000. Ho went by
the Mobile & Ohio road. Upon arriving in
the Crescent city ho proceeded to the office
of tho Lotiisiuti State Lottery, where he
presented his fractional ticket, and without
any troublo got the largo sum of money it
ealledlor. He-apprehended that identillea
tiou would be necessary, but was told in the
office thut possession of the ticket was all
that was necessary.
He was afterwards tho recipient of court
esies at the hands of the lottery ofllcials,
who deemed him their guest, as one who
had eomo a long distance to transact busi
ness with them, and of additional interest
to them ns- one taking a portion of the great
capital prize of their December drawing.
His praise of the hospitality they extended
to him is unstinted.
Mr. Hakes deposited his money in a Cairo
bank, and it is safe to say will use it to the
best advantage for hifnsHf. Cairo III.)
liV. Dee. 30.
The Inventor Hani at Work.
"Was your patent ship-protector the
one to keep off torpedo boats a success?"
"Very successful. Made a pile of money
out of it."
"What are yon at work on now?"
"A torpedo boat that'll rip the protector
all to pieces."
Don't Fool
Away precious time aud money and trifle
with your health experimenting with un
certain medicines, when Dr. Tierce's Gol
den Medical Discovery is so positively cer
tain in its curative action as to warrant its
manufacturers in guaranteeing it to euro
diseases of the blood, skin, aud scalp, and
all scrofulous nftlictions. or money paid for
it will be refunded.
$500 Kcwauu offered for an incurable ea-o
of Catarrh by the proprietors of Dr. Sage's
Remedy. 50 cts.. by druggists.
Henky M. Stanley has been offered by
a New York manager $1,000 a lecture for
fifty lectures to be delivered in America
duiing next winter. The great explorer
has not yet signified whether he will accept
the offer or not. This is probably the big.
gest offer ever made for a series of lectnre
in this country.
tt'ht-n Baby was sick, we xave her Castoria.
When she was a Child, she cried for Catoria.
Wlien Rlie became Mih-, she clung to Castoria,
V ben she had CU'Idren. lie gave them Castoria.
Edwaiu Atkinson has examined the
statistics aud says that tho annual produc
tion of ep-g-5 in this country equals in
inouey value the total production of iron.
If the hens could read they would no donbt
feel proud of their achievements.
Influenza.
Now mi prevalent and known in lluropi a
La liriw, is not a common cold as many
.suppose, but iu connection with a cold it?
ravages are more erioiis. It is a fact
worthy of notr that, Allen's Lung lbilsuni
will quiet the brouch'ial irritation and cure
the cough.
The tenth decennial census of tbe
United States, taken in 1.S80, gavo a total
population of "0,15-",783. The estimates
for the eleventh census, which will be
taken next summer, average tM.7Gl.500.
Oregon, the Paradise or Farmer.
Mild, equable climate, certain and abundant
crops, lfest fruit, graiu, grass and stock
Country in tbo world. Full information free.
Address tho Oregon Immigration Hoard, Port
land, Oregon.
Hutchinson, Kan., shipped 103 CO
barrels of salt last year. Kansas is now
producing salt at 29 cents a barrel, and
there is a profit in it at that figurer .
A 10c smoke for Tk: "Tansill's Punch." I
The latest figures show the e are 250,000 j
Indians in the United States, living tit o l
llG,G'30,lo:f acres, or 4(53 acres apiece.
A FACT!
INFLUENZA, OR LA GRIPPE,
Now so prevalent in tbe land, has caused tb
demand for
ALLEN'S LONG BALSAM
TO INCREASE.
l'eople appreciating the alue o. this Old
Remedy as a Sate and Speedy Cure (or the If ack
lag Cough attending Im Grippe take it zt
once. It quiets the Ilronchial Irritation, causing
eat-y and free expectoration and cnriDic the rouxli.
It contain no Opium, and can he xivtn to th
old and young without tear ot harm. For
CROUP and WHOOPING COUGH
It is almost a Specific.
The lailits thinL therr is hd remedy to -iul it
Don't experiment with New and Untried
.Medic-iiies.
If on have a Colli or Coii(;li t jfce at onre
ALLEN'S LUNG BALSAM
Sold by All Druggists.
KIDDER'S PASTILLES-rH'iTi
f AllTTrBlB A! If rwnavwi m: Mm!amm v. ? 1.1 (tn wns rrttiunj m n3l flTf Ifilf
n ACf fUAi llBll Wl H JwrJaSkWIBiHi ft "a ri!---t- mirt-. .. lil '- I 1 1 Mil V I .111 V
fiGSreSSwHKyavlraLmSE Hr,ET.MJ(Rz&
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HiWfWWIfciffi wjn-ssL mmm A Dm U bULU Klnb
EJT Jf K.ftT'BJitbo Farmer money- OUy cnoieest A,;;';L,ri'!,'fi tlliin..--s.'.ti fjtu-.
WBEmWlSMBWZm cropping-itocka in enunnoc-Quan- P4WJr1C'ry
H!V H IBI iKlmtities. 3ly , i M-rrfKzmtr-s.ijKa -- i.j-r.r.r
FMaEISlmi ko.nanza oats '
BflBBjalffHthao any nie crta " tbe .W
BB fcaB iBjInaantsAt yield e r. fri re bcah .r t wv
(. HBB38I.U. 5 bnsb. 85 U). Spciial -F&
PH bm (ifbii to all pucttlD A'MZfPC
slllllBTI. H on Farm Scfids. MSmMuGtT X .. Vi
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lu BSBBairnpan. BgjjQaHp ff v .aiii'i.iijrr)jrara;ri.nnlno BTwiBi
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w -. HaKa3-iT m ia.ir ri r rm rwBprn-i -. rr- ztr ,i
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. Seefafc It la Nw LigM.
"Yo. ought.. to quit smoking cigafetbt.
Da Sappy. It'a iajorions to jour health."
"Aw!M iPuff! puff! "Yea, Physicians
My cigarettes paralyze the brain." "Aw!"
Put! pu! "Besides, the Prince ot
Wales has given them up." "You don't
say!" Throws it away.
Hateful Blood Relations.
Hateful kindred are thoso sprung from the
parent stem malaria. They are chills and
fever, bilious remittent fever, dumb ague and
ague cake. Theso foes to bowily peace aro all
blood relations, as there Is no doubt that these
endemic complaints are produced by contam
ination of tho blood by tho tniasmata existent
in loth air aud water in malarious regions.
Hostetter's Stomach Bitters cxpeU from tho
blood the irus with which miasma infects, but
it does more than this, it neutralizes tho atmos
pheric and aqueous poison and its germs before
they have ermancntly fructified in the system,
and thus effectually protect it against the fierce
inroads of this diabolic brotherhood of diseases.
Thu it is not only it remedy, but nlsoapre-
Teiiuvu, iironmi. in reiievinc. lanuna in ctlvct.
in
perfectly
efficient.
Xertouancsd, biliousness,
itvsp
to it
Population of Berlin.
Berlin now has 1.530,000 population, to
which should be added the snbnrbau popu
lation of I7o,000. The mass of the inhab
itants are persons of very modost incomes,
and living is very cheap.
TThex DobblnS Electric Soap was first
made in 1SG1 it cost 20 cents a bar. It is pre
cisely tho samo ingredients and quality noit
and doesn't cost naif. Iluy it of your grocet
and preserve your -lothc. lie will get it.
A Convenient Memory.
Wife: "John, I do think you have the
best memory in town: u Why so, darliDg?"
"Because yon never forget to forget tho
articles I tell you to bring home from down
town; never."
BnoNcmTis is cured by frequent small
doses of I'lso's Cure for Consumption.
Feminine Tad.
Little Maud "Mnmmn, isn't thero any
T.ittlo T nAv Pnmitlim?n
Mamma Perhaps, darling: but
too wise to make a show of herself.
she
is
TALK IS
J but it will only take ft minute in which to state n few f.lfcts. that, if heeded,
j will prove invaluable to ntaivy. It's well-known that the press teems with
i advertisements of sarsaparilhis' ami other liver, blood and ltinjr remedies; for
; which rreat claim are made. They are generally represented as sure cures.
' But there is ohc medicine, and only one. the claims for which as a cure for all
lingering diseases arising from Torpid Liver or Ililiousness, or from impure
blood, arc backed up by a positive guarantee ! If it don't do just as represented
; in every case, the money paid for it h promptly refunded.
This peculiar method of business, it will readily be seen, would bankrupt
the manufacturers of the ordinary medicines in the market. Only a marvclously
etiicacious medicine, containing "the most posiltie curative properties, could
sustain itself under such trying conditions as these.
Tiiis peculiar medicine sells beyond all others throughout the civilized
world. And why should it not ? "Talk is cheap,"' but when its backed up
by a positive guarantee, by a bouse of long established reputation, for hon-
i est, integrity and sound financial standing, then words mean business I And
I that's just what the World's Dispensary Medical Association, of Buffalo, N. Y.,
mean "in guaranteeing their Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery to do all
1 that it is recommended to do. or refund the price paid for it.
I Dr. Pierce's tJolden Medical Discovery checks the frightful inroads of
Scrofula, and, if taken in time, arrests the march of Consumption of tho
Lungs, which is Lung-scrofula, purities and enriches the blood, thereby curing
all Skin and Scalp Disease?. Ulcers. Sores, Swellings, and kindred ailments. It
is powerfully tonic as well as alterative, or blood-cleansing, in its effects, hence
it strengthens the system ami restores vitality, thereby dispelling all those
"tired feelings" experienced by the debilitated. Especially has it manifested
its potcncv in curing-Tetter. Eczema, Erysipelas.
Goitre, or" Thick Neck, and Enlarged Glands.
CATARRH
manently cured by OB. 3AGE'S CATARRH
Best Coiijih Medicine. Keeoinnicnded by Physicians.
Cures when nil else fails. Pleasant and agreeabio to tho
taste. Children take it without objection. By druggists.
m
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ryanf & Straff on Qftieago Business Cillict!
SHORT-HAND INSTITUTF and EteCLIGH TRAININC SCHOOL, i tin -
INSTITtTIO.V an.! tkn Z.VT10EST XIV TIIES -WOK.XIi ruUlnforma.
tioa.CaUIotrue, tcrius, etc ,snt i KEE. Adilrcn II. It. ItltYA.NT SOS, rrcr-rlrtn.Ckl,UL
We reeaoirautid iliis crllcsc to our re,
TO GOAL CMSP.ER
Throughout the Northwest:
Write to the ECU P.UH CQU CSHrSHf at
111.. lor priics on tb" l"ticraiti ct
MrcJor.
LUNIP COAL
Delivered at your tjtun Th
prices to Mill, t a t r.isa? l I jri
iV' sp- ial
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PENSION
Successfully Prt
.IOIIN V. .MOKKIS.
1 2!s!iiuj;to!i, l. ('.
illy Prosecutes Claims.
l.jte Principal hxu i -t v lvti-.,.m iiu.ea i
3 yr-in last war Uaili.ilK ttiu laisus.att.v s:uce.
PENSIONS iT$ZX;ZV?'H'
fllll' HW fkkl.Ll Altj at Lai.,.i"hin;tuti,I.C.
QP1UE3
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aii-J cSy curs. Ur. j I..
Steohenv Ijjanon. Ohio.
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1.1- ill' 1 TX EIMTIE3.
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lowritw -I hare hail
nlj-i.iiijrrjcar3;rr.an(l no
'03r -1 tic. t ich rriU-.rdine
OJ. Jl c..i!.: " Schl bT all
rvi-i-r urnu irrifiTt,urrpec
riu-.raire inme-
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mail, pea
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i'dti'ircLi. vxms.
UM lull UaiM ft :.. c hj; UpuMt in at
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FJACOBSOU
CURK PERMANENT LV
KETJRAIGIA,
.r
lastsmt Belief. First ApllMtlB.
. BoovtUe,Mo.,Dec.28,18Sj.
I suffered dreadfully with eurajgie pains
In head which affected face aad eyes. I could
not attend work. I eetalnea UHtantaneons
relief from first application ofSt. Jacobs Oil.
fi-M. CLARK.
SaJfered 4 Days Severely.
826 Fenna. Ave..Pittsburg. ra..eb.li,lSf.
I suffered very severO pains from neuralgia
ir four days, but was cured by St Jacobs Oil.
Mrs. JOHN KXKPPLE.
At Dkcsguts and Dkalex.
THE
BEST
Cata
REMEDY
FOR
CNILIREN
scrrxitiNrt ruo
COLD m HEAD,
SNUFFLES
OK
CITIRRHHAY-feVi
AvarticleUapirfiedintoeacri nostril and Uagre
able. lTireWoenut DrutfaUM: by mail. resiBtnid.
Wets. lCLYliKOTUCRM.UWartenStrMt.Naw York.
Oft
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CHEAP,
Boils, Carbuncles, Sore Eyes,
IZff THE HEAD,
no matter of bow Ion? standing; is per
REMEDY. 50 cents, by druggists.
lero. .Ilcntiun this paper yea wrn.
GRATEFUL COMFORTING.
SPPS'S COCOA
BREAKFAST.
"Ilr athorouhknr!Tjl' of tlia rutural!aw
which ipnom thi ojratioai or election ana nnin
tlcm and by a caretulaj plication uf tbo One proMr.
tlrr ur irrll-rMn-trd Cn ca. J'r EpiM baa proviitrtt
i.tir I" ' r-wt ttbl with a Olicatrly flarqurcd be.
u h :uy i u many fcmr (InejorV b'.Un.
1 j tin jiuiicioua ueot!.iwh artffcl of diet that
: .n-utntion iiiaylKitdully built. upuaUIatroria;
mi null to rt-alnt iMTf tendency to UWaee rOm
d. . 1 cf BiiMir iuiiiit ate Coatirw anfcad ns rr,iy
t. attac tfl.er-vnr thfr-! a wk pCnt We Kay.
rwar- ruanv a fital khatt by Vc4uacur.alTM WrlJ
fortit'-tithpnr bloct ami a properly noarlaleit
... t. if .-. .rrfrV
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HA
iraui' .i -?'".' ",;,": ... ,. v flt
nrily iu half 1 --n-I Ho, by Urcctrs. llid tljn:
JA31EH KITS' Homeopathic Caeiulsta,
London. England.
MENTION' TIIIS TAPER wmm. n lnim.
It you want ronr
psnaiaa without
delay, pat your
claim in the nanus
fivf:in
I'VTEB. Atfrmmj.
Watliinictou. U.C.
WANTED
The addre'i of soldiers who
hfiineitrailed a leKH number
ot ceres than lift at any tirco
bcJor" June 'X. 1-Ct. .
SOLDIERS'
HOMESTEADS.
jiotji fc rr.uiii.su..
DenTer. Colorado.
ISookleepi iff lnicine- rvriun.
niaaQAhipritmuetlcC ort
hlv tatmht br mnil. CircnJaru
4IXE33 Coixegb OuZalo. N. Y.
TGERUIRE .
Diamond .selWna
rcrS.- On rocelptr.t Z we will aandaSoIiaOjId
I lire with a Oeniune Diamond setucx and one Mam
moth t'atalcxuelthlH In not an Alaaka. California or1
Quartz tn. but a (icnuin Diamond. which iasuar-
asteed by Lapp t Flersham. wholesale Jaweler of
UiUcityl: nr.onrcetctot M cta.. we will and tha
rir.2 CO. D. for examination. Send ilze of rtas
nantad. and moniT by P.O.ordar. expwsa. or draft
tc RKED 4: A5SON. U3 LaSalla bt, Chicago. 111.
I preserfba an4 tally cti
dors Blc O as tka- only.
taetllcforthacsrtalncura
of tataisase.
O. H. INORAH AM. U. D.,
AsBateraaaa. X. T.
We aars sold Bl G for
many yara. aal It baa
rlTii ia imsi or saua
actloa.
Chicago, Hi.
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