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It is a Sootch collie and seems possessed of almost hmnan intelli gence. Mr. Harris and Bos gave a pri vate exhibition in the board of trade building the other morning. His per f brmances they seem to show too much intelligence to be called tricks amazed everybody. Bank bills and coins of various denominations were placed on the floor and the dogwaa requested to take his choice. He immediately picked up a $10 dollar bill, which was the largest in sight. "Whstpi3ce would you give me, Boa?' asked Mr! Harris. Boa selected a nickel and dropped it into Mr. Harris' hand. Mr. & A. Kent came in whCe the dog was performing, and said; "Bos, I want you to bring me Jive dollars and a half." Boz picked up a 95 bill and a fifty cent piece, gave Mr. Kent an rm-onto-you expression, and trotted over to Mr. Harris with the money. "Find Mr. Richardson," was the next order. Boc trotted up to that gen tleman, looked up into nis face and wagged his tail. "Pick his pocket," said Mr. Harris. Buz grabbed Mr. Uichardson's hand kercl lef out ' of bis coat pocket and trotted off with it 'I want $15," said Mr. Kent Boa picked up a $10 and a $5bilL "Bring me the rest of it" Boz barked and growled. His next perform ance was to bringahat from the window and a piece of paper from the waste basket in the corner, and he also gave an imiH. 0f the way the clown dog prayed in the circus. Chicago News. Nervy SeJelde. The suicide mania is making great rav ages in the Austrian army. Shortly after the death of the crown prince an officer of the Prince of Wales' hussars bkw his brains out A few days ago the colonel of the Sixty-second regiment of the line shot tiimerff in Hungary. But one of the most extraordinary cases of suicide on military record is now report ed from Klausenberg. Lieut Mangesius, one of the most popular officers of the garrison, proceeded on Saturday to the barracks, where his company was quar tered, and was observed to be absent minded and depressed. He went into a room where a number of the new mag azine rifles were kept, and loaded one of them with a bullet He then called in two men. Addressing one of them he said: "Take this rifle and let us see if you can aim properly. Point at my left eye.'' The soldier had no idea the wea pon was loaded, and, obeying the words of command, "Make ready," "Present," "Fire," he discharged the rifle at a dis tance of three yards into the officer's eye. The bullet went through his skull, and death was, of course, instantaneous. He left a letter for his captain saying that the soldier who shet him was innocent London Telegraph. IaterestlBs; Statletlea. It is said that each year 15 people out every 1,000 marry. Of each 1,000 men who marry 861 are bachelors and 180 widowers, while of each 1,000 women only-93 have been married before and M8 are spinsters. Twelve marriages out of every 100 are second marriages. The average age at which men marry is about 27, while the average at which women marry is about 25 years. Out of every 1,000 persons 003 are unmarried, 845 are married and 53 widowed. Over one-half of all the women between 15 and 45 are unmarried. In all countries about 5 per cent of marriages prove barren. Among the English nobility 10 per cent are childless. Married women live two years longer than single ones, although 1 in 70 dies in childbirth. If the mother dies first the father survives Ob years, but if the father dies first the survival of the mother is Hi years as an average. Two thousand four hundred ndforty-ono births occur in England dally, about S3 for each 1,000 inhah Maaui. February is the month in whi-sh the greatest number of births occur, June the month in which occur ths few est. Tho average number of births for each marriage is 4.83. In every 1,000 births 10 are twins. Pall Mail Gazette. loSettlaCIt. Baring the year 1884 T was located in St Louis, and or sjverai occasions had ohser-edafineSt Bernard dog stalking with dignity up Chestnut street. He wa owned by a lawyer named Jacko, an Third street, who regularly sent him on errands to his home. On one occasion I saw hint coming up the street with a basket full of something, probably meat, and at bis heels was a small "cur of low degree," which was persistently snapping at him as if endeavoring to get him to drop his charge, when the little dog could sail in for a division of the contents. The large dog stopped twice on the block, turned round and looked at his tormentor and resumed his pace until he reached me, when, looking up into my face with aa expression that almost said, "Please saind this for a moment," he laid the basket at my feet, turned and with one bound had the cur by the neck, shook him BMwt unmercifully, rolled him in the gutter and dropped him. The cur took 'very little time in getting out of sight not even stopping to shake himself. The St. Bernard then picked up his basket aaawunasansneaairweatonnisway. forest ana r the California and Ore- line two very assail travelers. is , but f eating wonderfully idant over a feat which have just accomplished that of a the exeat American continent .accompanied by parent or guardian. Hera aad Arthur Wertheiaa, the teav- eJsn ia question, are aged reasectively Aeansw Am I I nanus OBI the hasiiaagsaMaxaiflasJbf " - . ' J i ,!.,.. ,jfT" . . ' .- -- - ,. , . . . ,, , , j rzmmZSmrZmTmz!!m!mm?l!mmuum? y- r -J!r ' nrTj,a'iaaJSjasajaaaaaMmu i i miisi iu'i im aiiMtbwaji'LljiaJtiJiw.tiriii.1'iMa. nnan'jtlijjsp -j j j ' l-iXim h uuh-v. aaa years, ana aeyareaa tnewa from New York, where they have Uvea since ther first saw the light a hain't got no mother," said Arthur to a Ouonlole reporter who saw tne at the Oakland fiat; aad up a forajano, wnercra aws for 'bout two yean.1' "Ton mean Portland," suggested the reporter. "That's what I said-Porkland," said the little fallow. "Sister aa' I came out in a tourist car. Ko, we didat have anybody looking after us," this rather disdainfully. "Iffwas the boss o the trip, bought the tickets an carried the lunch basket, an' did everything." The children had cleaner faces than generally come from a New York tene saent house, and their clothes, though rather worn and patched, here and there, were also clean, or as nearly clean as they might be expected to be after a 8,000 mile trip. "We came in a tourist car," the boy went on, not omitting to emphasise the "tourist" 'These tourist cars ain't very high toned, but they'll do for poor folks. Immigrants like me an' sis cant have everything we want" "I want some peanuts," chirped the little maiden. "She's all the 'time wanting me to spend money on nonsense," said the boy, ignoring the remark so far as a direct re ply was concerned, "but it takes coin to travel, and you can't fool it away and have-'nuff to take you through when havent got only just nuff to buy grub." When this chunk of philosophy had been delivered the little fellow went on to say that his father had gone from New York, to work at his carpentry in Oregon; that he was going to be a carpenter hun self, and knew how to build houses pretty well already. He had had no trouble in getting over the road without assJstsnce, and thought he could easily make a trip around the world. "I will get to Porkland Monday morn ing," said he. "Father will meet us at the depot, and then weTl be all right" San Francisco Chronicle. The Austrian journalist has the same literary methods as his German relative, but he must supply a livelier and larger paper to his readers, who are a rawer frivolous lot, and he has not such amus ing advertisement columns. Frequently the Austrian editor makes extensive use of his imagination, and he can invent thoroughly. Some time ago one of the best known Vienna papers published a long paragraph purporting to be a tele gram from London. It was very inter esting. It told how the three daughter of the Prince of Wales were walking down Whitehall when they observed that a wretched looking woman selling flowers was doing no business. They therefore took her basket and sold flowers for about three hours, making a great deal of money, which they gave to the poor woman. The story did not have the least foundation in fact, of course, and the princesses were not in London anywhere near the time the ind dent was said to have occurred.--Waah-ingtonStar. "Never The old Jews and the old Scotch High landers had one feeling in common a dread of suretyship. The book of Prov erbs contains several warnings of the danger that lurks in a surety bond, but none are more admonishing than one ut teredbya Highlander. Donald had been tried for hie life, and narrowly escaped conviction. In dis charging him, the judge thought it proper to say: "Prisoner, before you leave the bar, ni give you a piece of advice. You have got off this time, but if you ever come before me again, 111 be caution (surety) you'll be hanged." "Thank you, my lord," said Donald, "for your good advice, and as Fm na ungratefu', I beg to gie your lordship a piece of advice in turn. Never be cau tion for anybody, for the cautioner has often to pay the penalty." Youth'a Com panion. Dog's Way a AaUae; far Beds Water. While The Spy man was standing In a drug store a long haired pet dog cams in and began to sneeze and cavort around the soda fountain. The genial proprie tor came out and said: "Ah. there, you rascal; you after a drink of aodaagaui!" The dog at once began to sneeze, ait up on his haunches, barkand ahowthataoda was what he wanted. Tne proprietor took a mug, and nam ing syrups of several flavors, asked the dog what he would have, but it was not until vanilla was named that the dog said, as well aa he could, "You bet, thafa the stuff." He sat up and went through all his best tricks until the foaming bev erage was placed bet ore him on the floor, and then he emptied the cup. The dog, having done this, was happy. "Does he drink that stuff offeanT said the reporter. "Yes," said the druggist, "he comes around about three times a day and he never putea nickel in thealot" W "fepy- In 1800 an English regiment was err ing in Holland, and at Egmont-op-Zee crossed bayonets with aFrench regiment A ball, fired during the retreat of the latter, passed through the jaws of a sol dier of the former, nnmedBobert Hul look, who, in the course of the after noon, was buried in the sand hill where he had fallen, by a soldier of his regi ment named Carnes. During the night Hullock recovered, and, having been lightly covered with sand, crept out and crawled to a picket of his regiment post ed near. He was sent to the hospital, recovered, and was servirg with his reg iment in Malta in 1808. Hullock'a face having been much discolored, and his voice scarcely intelligible (a part of his tongue and palate having been car ried away), he had ior some yearsserved aa a pioneer to his company: a soldier of it died, and Hullock, as a part of his duty, dug the grave, at which he was found, on the arrival of the body for in ternment, atiU at work, though U was then near ten feet deep. On being drawn out and asked the reason for making it so unusually deep, he replied: "Why, air, it is for poor John Carnes, who buried me, and I think, sir, if I get him that deep, it will puzzle him to creep out, as 1 did." On the burial service being read, he proceeded to fill up the grave, and actually buried the man who ten years 'previous had buried him. Hullock was discharged and pensioned in 1814. 8an Francisco Argonaut If we have regard to emotions as these occur in the brute, we cannot fail to be struck by the broad fact that the area of psychology which they cover is so nearly coextensive with that which is covered by the emotional faculties of man. In mvprevioos works I have given what I rnrawTrr'-gagnfetirtnahln evidence of all the following emotions, which I here name in the order of their appearance through the psychological scale fear, surprise, affection, pugnacity, curiocfty, jealousy, anger, play, sympathy, emula tion, pride, resentment emotion of the beautiful, grief, hate, cruelty , benevo lence, revenge, rage, shame, regret, de ceitf ulness, emotion of the ludicrous. Now, this list exhausts all the human emotions, with the exception of those which refer to religion, moral sense and perception of the sublime. Therefore I i w thinafwe are fatty settfca to ooncfude that, so far aseaMttoa arocoaoaraed, it cannot, be said that the facts of ani mal 'psychology raise any itifWcnnJes against the theory of descent. On the contrary, the esnotional life is so etrikiawrv similar to tae life of MSB sad, earanaany ef young chOdrea that I thaak the euaulatitv ought fairly to be taken as direct evi dence of a geaetio eonasaatty between thean.-G. J. Fnmaaw in Popular 8d- Monthly. "Mothers are making a aaktake in permitting theirchildren to wear heel less shoes," said a shoesaan toa'reporter of The Free Press. "The flat aoledshoe causes the child's feet to run to length. All our girls have abnormally long, slim feet, and that te the reason." "But the spring heel shoe prevents the growth of corns and keeps the foot perfect, does it notT "Nothing of the kind. That is all a mtrfafrA. The instep or arch of the foot falls flat when it has no support and be comes weak, and often nseless A low heel would support and strengthen it In growing children who wear the spring heel ehoe turn their feet over on the aide and learn to walk badly." "What is the popular ahoeT "It is a narrow toe with a broad, low heel, either to button or lace in front And the ladies are all wearing loose shoes now, extra long. The small foot has gone out of fashion. Allour .ladies who used to wear 2s and 8s are now wearing 4s and 6s." Detroit Free Press. There lives in Portland a lady, 80 years of age, who lias a picture that has proven of great pecuniary value to her. It is a painting by one of the old masters. About ten years ago one of the Vander bflts heard that ahe had such a picture and sent an expert to examine it After a careful examination he decided that the painting was genuine, but it was one of the early examples of the artist and therefore not of especial merit He wrote to Mr. VanderbUt that the lady was io very straitened circumstances, and bethought the sum of $300 could safely be advanced for the picture, which the lady was willing to selL Mr. Vanderbilt returned answer, offering the lady $800 a year during her lifetime, and also providing that the picture, for which she had a great attachment, should remain- her property for the rest of her life, to become his at her death. The propo sition wj' accepted, and every year since the old lady has received hr $900 pen sion. Lewiston Journal. A SAMPLE DAY AT HARVARD. A BaJEUeaiaa VaUa Haw Mia Ztaae Ja Dsaal fca CaUer. Counting undergraduates and special students together, there are 1,140 young men between the ages of 17 and 24 now residing at Harvard college. The writer enjoyed an interview with one of the Buffalo boys, who waa at home for a brief recess, a short time ago. "You will understand," he said, "that I am neither a 'grind' nor a loafer, but an av erage student, and the vast majority of them live just about as I da A picture of my college day is about as follows: I turn out anywhere between 7:80 and 8 in the morning, and go over to Memorial to breakfast at 8 or 8:80 sometimes earlier than that, so as to go to chapel. Prayers come at 8:45, and are well at tended, though we don't have to go unless we choose. After this recitations and lectures take up nearly the whole fore noon, and I have one in the afternoon three times a week. On four days of the week I have three recitations, on the others two. Other men have them dif ferently, according to the electives they take. My studies are over for the day at 8 p. m., and they occupy, all told, about seven hours a day. "I'm interested in athletics, and my afternoon from 8 to 5:30 is spent in the gymnasium, or in outdoor athletics in the season for them. Part of our train ing, in suitable weather, consists of a run of two miles, to Porter's station and back. The gymnasium is always crowded, and you get pretty well heated up by -oui exercise, whatever it is. Then, after a cold shower and a brisk rubbing, you feel like a king, and don't you just sleep nights, though! I find that my athletic training helps my studies greatly. Din ner comes at 6, and I generally study evenings, though not always. I've been to the theatres some eight or nine times this term, but I don't like to go to Boston much. It takes too long and you have to be up late, which wont do when you are in training. "Many people have the idea that you can let your studies go and loaf, or worse, until two or three weeks before the ex aminations, and then cram up. This is utter nonsense. It is simply impossible to keep up with your class in that way, unless, indeed, you can spend $100 or $150 for private tutors, and even then you wouldn't be safe. Aa for cutting recitations, if you made a practice of do ing it oftener than twice a week, you'd be investigated; sure as fate and that is not at all pleasant "On Sundays I go to church some where sometimes to Boston to hear Phillips Brooks, sometimes to the college chapel, sometimes elsewhere. There are usually 400 or 500 at morning prayers, and more than that at he Sunday even ing service, though you don't have to go to either unless you want to." Buffalo The very latest importation of an English notion in New York is an inno vation in banking circles, known as the cheque bank, which has opened up a branch of the London Institution. The system is totally different to that of any other banking institution, for the reason that its assets are invested in govern ment securities, and that "does not dis count notes or bills like other hanks. In addition to this they never issue a check until the value of the check is deposited in the bank. A customer opening up an account with the bank deposits, for in stance, $1,000 and receives a check book, with checks to the value of $1,000, each having its value distinctly printed and perorated upon its face. The customer may fill out a check for less than its face value, and the difference will go' to his credit canh for which will be paid or added to a new book. It is intended to furnish these checks cheaper than the rates charged for international exchange, arrangements being made with desig nated bankers in 2,000 cities of Europe to honor them, and ultimately they will be accepted by shopkeepers. St Louis Globe-Democrat An EUenvflle lawyer, who was in Kingston the other day, said to a Free man reporter: "While in the woods a few days ago I came across a surveyor who was puzzled. The surveyor had been engaged to run a line, but he found every time he leveled his compass, to nee a surveyor's expression, 'his line ran in the air.' "The surveyor said bis compass had never cut up that caper before, and he didnt know what ailed it The north star must be all out of gear. I said: -See here, what sort of a hat have you en? The surveyor took off his hat Why, ji ordinary hat with a atiffbriat.' 'Yes, a stiff brim, and there is the If you examine you will find a steel- wire in it Hang your hat on your and see what it will do.' Hedidae, up went the needle. 'By Jocks), beats me," said the surveyor. his hat behind hbn, aad his faithful compass did its work " " Tiagatna Freeman. A Haw A family residing at Cape have two boys, one aged 4 aad the other St years old. The older boy fell head foremost into a tub of water. He kicked and screamed, but no one was Bear to help him, but hk little brother taking in the situation, began tugging away to pull him out His little hands were not strong enough to do so. All at once an idea struck him, and he left the room to return with a switch, which he began to apply quite vigorously to that part of his brother hanging over the tub, nearest to him. The application of the switch aroused the temperof the boy hi thetub, who by a dexterous use of his legs and the help of his little preserver raised himself and backed out Moral: Spare the rod and drown the child. Lewiston Journal. A Ktaa; What KataOaTGeM. In one respect at least. King Humbert of Italy surpasses in domestio magnifi cence all the other sovereigns of Europe. According to a Paris letter he breakfasts, lunches and dines off golden plate. Vic toria has a spread of gold plate for the tables of Buckingham palace, but it is brought forth only on state occasions. There is golden service in many of the royal households of the continent, but it is either employed only at state dinners, as in England, or used only at the prin cipal family meal of the day. - Humbert alone places, a golden spoon in his mouth on rising, and removes it only on retir ing, and yet there are probably many people in Italy who are as happy as their king. New Ysrk Star. It is a very sharp emargency that can catch Pat, even when ha is ignorant and ragged. An Irishman, whose garments ware in tatters, was brought before a magistrate on a charge that be waa a vagrant "What have you to say to the charge that you have no visible means of sup port?' asked the justice. Pat drsw from the pocket of his torn coat a loaf of bread, the half of a dried codfish, andsevaral cold potatoes. Thaw he spread upon the stand before bias, and coolly asked: "What do you think of thim.yer honor ahure, an lent thim visible manes of supportT Youth'a Companion. M. Moaso, of Turin, havhigcerrieiLout a aeries of experinentB with the blood of eels finds that it possesses marked poi sonous properties. Even to tiie tongue it has an insupportable acridity, and a very small quantity of thr serum is suf ficient to kill a dog. Hah a oubio centi meter injected beneath the akin of a dog weighing thirty-five pounds killed it in four minutes. At this rate, an eel weighing five po ds would contain enough poison to dkiatch ten men. The blood of animals thus poisoned cannot be made to coagulate, justasafterthebiteof serpents. Fortunately the blood ie inert when introduced via the stomach, and it loses its toxio properties when heated. Brooklyn Eagle. Aautfct One of our popular young men, wish ing to accompany one of our sweetest young ladies to church on last Sunday night, wrote her a note. She replied what the reply was we dont know and handed it to the-dusky bearer, who, on bis way back, took the liberty of Ucklag the envelope and wealing it up. On reaching the room of the young man be was met by Juddle Pilcber, who seised the note, scanned it for a moment, then placed the aide which had been sealed up to hie lips-and impressed upon it a fervent Idas, remarking at the same time, "She sealed tins up." A broad smile played over the little darky's face aa he replied, "No, sir.' boss, I sealed dat letter up." Warrenton (Qa.) Clipper. The following letter was received by a physician from a man, whom he knew, piactidngmedidnaanddeeiringcounsel: "dear Dock I have a pashunt whoa phy sical ainee shows that the windpipe has ulcerated off and his kings have drop down into Ins stomick 1 have given hym ererry thin without afect her fatnerk welthy honabh) and mflnenshal as he is member of aanmrily and god nose 1 don want to loose hym what shall I donas by return male. Yours frat" Medical Gazette. Teacher It seen is joo are never shla to answer any of my gpaitioas. How is this, say little boy? Little Johnnie If I knew the tUnas you asked me, ma'am, dad wouldn't go to the troublo of sending me bare. Har per's Baser. Mrs. Sheets, born Randolph, mistress of Gunston hall, Virginia, is the cousin of five presidents, among them President Harrison, whose inauguration she wit nessed. A hotel in GreexrcSe, Me., is said to be the only one in The world that serves trout, on its tabU everv meal in the vear. Uarlela Beats. The Union Pacific railway, beg to an nounce that they will open their bath ing and pleasure resort, Garfield Beach, on Great Salt Lake, Utah, on May 15th. Garfield Beach is within a few min utes' ride of Salt Lake City, au$ is 'the only beach on Great Salt Lake having a clean, sandy bottom, free from mud and rocks. Bathing suite to rent for ladies and gentlemen, grand concert every after noon, restaurant and a magnificent pa villion, make this the finest pleasure re sort in the west, and is best reached via the Union Pacific, "The Overland Boute." For genuine pleasure go to Garfield Beach. For excursion rates or descrip tive pamphlets apply to your nearest agent or E. L. Lomax, General Passen ger Agent; Omaha, Neb. All are but parts of one stupendous whole, whose body nature is, and God thesouL TaeLaat Act Adding to long series of continued success, the Union Pacific again takes the lead in running superb dining cars on the solid Union Pacific and North western train from Denver to Chicago. Meals, 75 cents. 4-3W Nature trembles to the throne of God. Ceasaaptlea Sardy Caret. To ths Editob Please inform your readers that I have a positive remedy for the above named disease. By its timely use thousands of hopeless esses have been permanently cured, I shall be glad to send two bottles of my reme dy max to any of your readers who have consumption if they will send sae their express and post office address. Bespeet fully, T. A. Skootjm, M. G, 181 Pearl street, New York. SOy' . ACaeiseUstef In the Lake regions of Minnesota, Iowa and the two Dakota, there are hundreds of fry looali. preeminently fitted for rameaer Among the following selected list are names famihar toaaany of our readers as the perfection of northern summer resort. Nearly all of the Wis consin points of interest are within a short distance from Chicago or Milwau kee, and none of them are so far away from the "busy marts of civilization" that they cannot be reached in a few hours of travel, by frequent trains, over the finest' road in the northwest the Chicago, Milwaukee ft St Paul Bail way: Oconomowoe, Wist Clear Lake, Iowa. Mmooqua, Wis. Waukesha, Wis. Palmyra, Wis. Tomahaw Lakes, Wis. ' Lakeside, Wis. Lakes Okoboji, la. Spirit Lake, Iowa. Frontenac, Minn. Lake Minnetonka, Minn. Ortonville, Minn. Kilbonrn City, Wis. Prior Lake, Minn. (Dells of the Wis-White Bear Lake, consin.) Minn. J Beaver Dam, Wis. Big Stone Lake, Da- ! Madison, Wis. kota. I For detailed information, apply to any ooupon ticket agent, or send stamp for a free illustrated guide book, en titled "Cool Betreats." Address A. Y. H. Carpenter, General Passenger Agent, Wilwaukee, Wia, or John . MoClure, Western Passenger Agent, C. M. k St P. By. 1501 Farnam St, Omaha, Neb. Heaven from all creatures hides the book of fate. Their Bcniaeaa Beeatag. Probably no one thing has caused Buch a general revival of trade' at David Dowty's drug store as their giving away to their customers of so many free trial bottles of Dr. King's New Discovery for consumption. Their trade is simply enormous in this very valuable article from the fact that it always cures and never disappoints. Coughs, colds, asthma, bronchitis, croup, and all throat and lung diseases qiokly cured. You can teat it before buying by getting a trial bottle free, large size $1. Every bottle warranted. Tis whole. but a part we see, and not a To Br, or Net to Be? soliloquized the melancholy Dane. A sea of troubles opposed. He shrank be fore them; ambition lay dead. Life, as he viewed it, rested under a yellow cloud, tinged with green. Hamlet, to my mind, was bilious. The blood, dis eased, carried through the natural gates and alleys of the body, made life a bur den; and the ills of Ms body magnified in a tenfold degree his other ills. Pur ify the blood, give new life and action to the system, take Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, and your drowsiness lack of appetite, chilly sensations, yel low skin, bad breath, will depart, as the morning mists are dispelled by the ris ing sun. Thousands of cures follow the use of Dr. Sage's catarrh remedy. 50 cents. Wisdom infinite must form the best Paget Soma Polats. The Union Pacific, "The Overland Boute," is now ready to take excellent care of all passengers who go via its line to Tacoma, Olympia, Seattle, Port Townsend, Victoria and all Paget Sound and Washington Territory points. It's the most direct and best line from Iowa, TJlinois, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska and all eastern states to this new and rich country, and passengers will save time in traveling to points in Wsshington Territory via the Union Paciflo Bailway. Apply to your nearest ticket agent for rates, information and pamphlets on Washington Territory, to any General or Traveling Passenger Agent of this Company or E. L. Lomax, General Passenger Agent Omaha, Neb. 2-6t What can we reason, we know but from what Fast Tine. The Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Bailway Co, General Passenger Depart ment Milwaukee, May 8th, 1889. Com mencing Sunday, May 12th, our Fast Express Train will leave Omaha daily at 9:00 p. m.; Council Bluffs Transfer (on arrival of Fast Overland Train) at 9:40 p. m arriving at Chicago at 2:15 p. m., in ample time to make connections with all afternoon fast trains of Eastern lines. Our Day Express Train will leave Omaha daily, at 9:15 a. m.; Council Bluffs Transfer at 9:40 a. m arriving at Chicago at 6:50 a. m, making direct connections with all morning trains of Eastern lines. The foregoing is the best time sched ule ever made for the benefit of passen gers west of the Missouri river. From and after May 19th, Chaib Cabs, of the very latest improved pattern, will be run between Omaha and Chicago, for First and Second Clam passengers, on our Fast Express Train leaving Omaha daily 3t 9.-00 p. m. No smoking will be permitted in these new Chair Cars, and as no extra charge will be roads for these superior aeeommodatiocs, families or individuals holding Second Clam tickets will be able to travel in comfort and save money. A. V. H. GAsrsirnx, 2t Gen! Pass, and Tfct Aga Two principles in human nature reign; self-love to urge, and reason to restrain. Aa Iaaovatlea. Complaint has often been made that meals on dining cars are expensive. On the Union Pacific and Northwestern solid train from Denver to Chicago, pas sengers are furnished the best the mar ket affords for 75 cents. All nature is but art unknown to thee, all chance, direction which thou canst not Simply Perfect. The new dining cars on the Union Pa cific and Northwestern solid trains from Denver to Chicago, with meals at 75 cents, render that already unsurpassed service simply perfect Cheap Living. dining ears sad meals at 75 seats, perfect eervice, quick time, and luxurious travel are the leading charac teristics of the solid Union Pacific aad Northwestern trains from Denver to Chicago. . Pack has an electric walking stick for African travelers. The peerkas empire of form aad color is found mCokxado,"aays a great artist So are mauyothervery woskbjrtul effects. There is that grand triumph of engineer, iagakul theBowXaot Loop, famed all over the world; the pretty town of Gray aaoat nestled agsiaet the base of Gray's Peak, the giant prince of the range; sunrise on Gray Peak a sight oace lever to be forgotten; Idaho the beautiful, a restful spot blessed with the heahag waters for all who coeae, within two hours ride of young levithian Denver; the storied gold camp of Georgetown perched in the upper air of the aeoantaiae ever fresh aad cool and clear these are a lew of the delightful spots in the "American Alps" reached by the Colorado Central Division of the Union Pacific Bailway in Colorado. Is heaven unknown to man and man alone? It is un-American in the higher sense , for our people to prate about Europe so 'glibly when eo many of them are pro- foundry ignorant of the wondrous beau- ties of their native land. As a matter of xaoc were are nunareae or luoneanas or. American citizens who are thoroughly familiar with Switzerland; who have idled away weeks at Lucerne, done ChamouaL and attempted the Matter- i born, and yet have never feasted on the lovely beauty, the wild weird majesty of say one of the Colorado Peaks. "More than Alpine glory" rewards visitors along the South Park Division of the Union Pacifio in Colorado. There is' no scen ery tike it in tile new world. Passions are the elements of life. They rested there escaped awhile From cares which wear the life away, To eat the lotus of the Nile And drink the poppies of Cathay." And every American business man is beginning to find that his summer vaca tion ia more and more of a necessity; the money making machine wont stand the strain without an occasional rest The "American Alps" of Colorado offer the highest conditions for perfect relaxation, pure vital air, comfortable hotels and the noblest scenery in the country, and may be reached on the South Park Di vision of the Union Pacifio Bailway. All subsists by elemental strife. A Natarel Predict of Califoraia. It is only found in Butte county, Cali fornia, and in no other part of the world. We refer to the tree that produces the healing and penetrating gum used in that pleasant and effective cure for con sumptiorMuthma,bronchitis, and coughs, SANTA ABIE, the King of Consump tion. Dowty St Becher guarantee and seU it for $1.00, a bottle, or three for $50. By the use of CALIFORNIA CAT-B-CUBE, all symptoms of catarrh are dispelled, and the diseased nasal passage, is speedily restored to a healthy condition. $1.00 a package; by mail f 1.10. Circular free. From pride our very reasoning spring. Koran, the great artist, despaired when he saw the Great Shoshone Falls it was so far beyond his pencil's cunning. So there are wonderful dreams of beauty in the tempestuous loveliness of the grand "American Alpe" in Colorado, which are at once the aspiration and the despair of painter and poet. Splendid beyond comparison is the superb scenery along the South Park Division of the Union Pacifio in Colorado. 6-1-St Man never Is, but always To be bl ed. "For peculiarly soft yet penetrating shades of color, marvelous grouping in form, fantastic, solemn and tender shap ing of rugged cliff and mountain and valley," says a distinguished artist, "the wonderful empire of Colorado stands peerless. The Alpine scenery along the line of the South Park Division of the Union Pacifio in Colorado ia the most magnificent in the United States. Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Eaech. The transition from long, lingering and painful sickness to robust health marks an epoch in the life of the indi vidual. Such a remarkable event is treasured in the memory of the agency wberebyAhe good health has been at tained is gratefully blessed. Hence it is that so much is heard in praise of Elec tric Bitters. So many feel they owe their restoration to health, to the use of the great alterative and tonic. If you are troubled with any disease of kidneys liver or stomach of long or short stand ing you will surely find relief by use of Electric BitteraSold at 60c and.fl a bot tle at David Dowty's drug store. jf a man could work for $2 a day every day for 1860 years he would have earned tl7870 The splendors of the "American Alps' are beginning to be appreciated by our people, and a visit to Switzerland for gorgeous scenery is unnecessary. The picturesque mountain resorts on the South Park Division of the Union Pacific in Colorado are absolutely unrivalled on this continent.' Wait the great teacher, Death; and God adore. English Spavin Liniment removes all hard, soft or calloused lumps and blem ishes from horses; blood spavin, curbs, splints, sweeney, ring-bone, stifles, sprains, all swolen throats, coughs, etc Save 150 by use of one bottle. Warranted. Sold by C. B. StiHman, druggist, Co umbus. -ly Hope humbly then; with trembling pinions soar. Aa Asaalate Care. The ORIGINAL ABIETINE ODTx MENT is only put up in large two-ounce tin boxes, and is an abssiuts sure for old sores, burns, wounds, chapped hands and aU kinds of skin eruptions. Will positively euro all loads of piles. Ask for tle ORIGINAL ABITINE OINTMENT Sold by Dowty A Becher st 35 cents per box by mail 90 cents. mar7y Know then thyself, presume not God to snorn; the proper study of mankind BuekJee's Amies Salve. The best salve in ths world for cuts, Liaises, sores, uloers, sslt rheum, fever sores, tetter, chapped hands, caut)lains, corns, and sH skin eruptions, sad posi tively cures piles, or no psy required. Risfuranteed to give perfect satisfse tibri, or bms refunded. Price 96 oents For sale by David Dowty. 3 M OaniiaW ;--""" - Ta. -.. m sf T "" m Y W " ITJ Obi W i bbm m A lain Irni n ft LT BrJMiaalBSBBBBBBrwaaaTas 'sln8 -I 4&9JT m m SSSULS VPfaTl aa bbbbbmbw a ssaa y-" mti4&faigZgM iiaaaesPsg 0 Sf0swaw- I VC ' i 'J3& i'"T'" In rht! uM world rnn rmvon miaff VSfR . 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GENERAL DEBILITY, WASTING DISEASES, EMACIATION, COLDS and CHRONIC COUCHS. Th artel remedy for Cbanaaphew. end rrafft m thiiartn. aota oy an CATARRH Ely's CreamBalm Ctoaxsnafholaaal Passages. Al- ny Tnfltimnittinn. TTfiaTathft Smwl Bestorea the Senses of Taste, Smell and Hearing. A partlel ia srHe fcaaeaaatrB mmt aacrceaUe. PrlaOc Iii umU tmrhr SBaXja.YBBOTHEBSJWan8BStewYocfc. Tickets ON SALE PRINCIPAL POINTS EAST, WEST, NORTH and SOUTH TJ. P. Depot, Columbus. lSBUUtf Thoroughly cfeanee the blowLwhlch to tke fountain of health, by uaing; Dr. nnBQoU m Medical DiacoTeiy. and ood djaesttoeua fair akin, buoyant apirita, and bodily aaaRb sa varor wltt be eambUBhed. OoMaa Medical Diacoverr cores attamaots, treat the ceamoa staple. Notch, or oresCion. to the wont Scrofula, or blood-pojaoa. na teciaUy has it proven its eflcacy ia corns faK-rheum or Tetter. Ecxeaaa, frystoalaa. ferer-eofes, Hip-Joint Djaeaea. 8aofukn Sons and iJwellW Enhupd Oaaadaj 0 tra or Thick Neck, and BatJaa; Sons or Ulcer. Goidca Medical Discovery cows Cfceeuanv tion (which to Scrofula of the Lubcs). by m wonderful Uood-pvrifyins. taTJcoraUa-. aad nutritive properties. IT takes tottat. For Weak Lungs. Splttinr of Bipod. Short aeaaof BrealhTCatarrh in the Head. Broa chttto. Severe Coughs. Asthma, and kindred affections, it is a aovereisn reeneay. I promptly cures the severest Coughs. For Torpid Liver. BUlouaneafcor Mtvsr Complaint. Dyspepsto. aglgm2Jm aa usegualed remedy. Sold by dnisffttej Price ifo. or aix bottles for SMB. MARVELOUS MEMORY DISCOVERY. csjoiJ saa uahshtw aaji raawaajMi f JiUSSUaai.. hUJ, COUWMffiM HEAP-lr yWm Try the Cure HpsJ alJJWMaTajBTJsW SrCMmmSSynWmVmA'fmlLT. fUUHP SBBwuuass " aa aafaraaaarlMaMr Sna SaaTsfapSj ai alaajaa ja asyjaaajaaat aaaJSas SaJBjalMrlalijjjaainshaiaistartB l . ! 'f.7V . " y . FiiBmi 4 ., si. ims. is soothing and heaJmg. 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