The Columbus journal. (Columbus, Neb.) 1874-1911, May 22, 1889, Image 4

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Every Gift
Mr. S. Q. Harris, a hone dealer of
Vincennes, Ind., is the owner of a won
derful dog. It is a Sootch collie and
seems possessed of almost hmnan intelli
gence. Mr. Harris and Bos gave a pri
vate exhibition in the board of trade
building the other morning. His per
f brmances they seem to show too much
intelligence to be called tricks amazed
everybody. Bank bills and coins of
various denominations were placed on
the floor and the dogwaa requested to
take his choice. He immediately picked
up a $10 dollar bill, which was the
largest in sight.
"Whstpi3ce would you give me, Boa?'
asked Mr! Harris.
Boa selected a nickel and dropped it
into Mr. Harris' hand. Mr. & A. Kent
came in whCe the dog was performing,
and said; "Bos, I want you to bring me
Jive dollars and a half." Boz picked up a
95 bill and a fifty cent piece, gave Mr.
Kent an rm-onto-you expression, and
trotted over to Mr. Harris with the
money. "Find Mr. Richardson," was the
next order. Boc trotted up to that gen
tleman, looked up into nis face and
wagged his tail.
"Pick his pocket," said Mr. Harris.
Buz grabbed Mr. Uichardson's hand
kercl lef out ' of bis coat pocket and
trotted off with it 'I want $15," said
Mr. Kent Boa picked up a $10 and a
$5bilL "Bring me the rest of it" Boz
barked and growled. His next perform
ance was to bringahat from the window
and a piece of paper from the waste
basket in the corner, and he also gave an
imiH. 0f the way the clown dog
prayed in the circus. Chicago News.
Nervy SeJelde.
The suicide mania is making great rav
ages in the Austrian army. Shortly
after the death of the crown prince an
officer of the Prince of Wales' hussars
bkw his brains out A few days ago the
colonel of the Sixty-second regiment of
the line shot tiimerff in Hungary. But
one of the most extraordinary cases of
suicide on military record is now report
ed from Klausenberg. Lieut Mangesius,
one of the most popular officers of the
garrison, proceeded on Saturday to the
barracks, where his company was quar
tered, and was observed to be absent
minded and depressed. He went into
a room where a number of the new mag
azine rifles were kept, and loaded one of
them with a bullet He then called in
two men. Addressing one of them he
said: "Take this rifle and let us see if
you can aim properly. Point at my left
eye.'' The soldier had no idea the wea
pon was loaded, and, obeying the words
of command, "Make ready," "Present,"
"Fire," he discharged the rifle at a dis
tance of three yards into the officer's eye.
The bullet went through his skull, and
death was, of course, instantaneous. He
left a letter for his captain saying that
the soldier who shet him was innocent
London Telegraph.
IaterestlBs; Statletlea.
It is said that each year 15 people out
every 1,000 marry. Of each 1,000 men
who marry 861 are bachelors and 180
widowers, while of each 1,000 women
only-93 have been married before and
M8 are spinsters. Twelve marriages out
of every 100 are second marriages. The
average age at which men marry is
about 27, while the average at which
women marry is about 25 years. Out of
every 1,000 persons 003 are unmarried,
845 are married and 53 widowed. Over
one-half of all the women between 15
and 45 are unmarried. In all countries
about 5 per cent of marriages prove
barren. Among the English nobility 10
per cent are childless. Married women
live two years longer than single ones,
although 1 in 70 dies in childbirth. If
the mother dies first the father survives
Ob years, but if the father dies first the
survival of the mother is Hi years as an
average. Two thousand four hundred
ndforty-ono births occur in England
dally, about S3 for each 1,000 inhah
Maaui. February is the month in whi-sh
the greatest number of births occur,
June the month in which occur ths few
est. Tho average number of births for
each marriage is 4.83. In every 1,000
births 10 are twins. Pall Mail Gazette.
loSettlaCIt.
Baring the year 1884 T was located in
St Louis, and or sjverai occasions had
ohser-edafineSt Bernard dog stalking
with dignity up Chestnut street. He
wa owned by a lawyer named Jacko, an
Third street, who regularly sent him on
errands to his home. On one occasion I
saw hint coming up the street with a
basket full of something, probably meat,
and at bis heels was a small "cur of low
degree," which was persistently snapping
at him as if endeavoring to get him to
drop his charge, when the little dog could
sail in for a division of the contents. The
large dog stopped twice on the block,
turned round and looked at his tormentor
and resumed his pace until he reached
me, when, looking up into my face with
aa expression that almost said, "Please
saind this for a moment," he laid the
basket at my feet, turned and with one
bound had the cur by the neck, shook
him BMwt unmercifully, rolled him in the
gutter and dropped him. The cur took
'very little time in getting out of sight
not even stopping to shake himself. The
St. Bernard then picked up his basket
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forest ana
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line
two very assail travelers.
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have just accomplished that of
a the exeat American continent
.accompanied by parent or guardian.
Hera aad Arthur Wertheiaa, the teav-
eJsn ia question, are aged reasectively
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from New York, where they have Uvea
since ther first saw the light
a hain't got no mother," said Arthur
to a Ouonlole reporter who saw tne
at the Oakland fiat; aad
up a forajano, wnercra aws
for 'bout two yean.1'
"Ton mean Portland," suggested the
reporter.
"That's what I said-Porkland," said
the little fallow. "Sister aa' I came out
in a tourist car. Ko, we didat have
anybody looking after us," this rather
disdainfully. "Iffwas the boss o the
trip, bought the tickets an carried the
lunch basket, an' did everything."
The children had cleaner faces than
generally come from a New York tene
saent house, and their clothes, though
rather worn and patched, here and there,
were also clean, or as nearly clean as
they might be expected to be after a
8,000 mile trip.
"We came in a tourist car," the boy
went on, not omitting to emphasise the
"tourist" 'These tourist cars ain't very
high toned, but they'll do for poor folks.
Immigrants like me an' sis cant have
everything we want"
"I want some peanuts," chirped the
little maiden.
"She's all the 'time wanting me to
spend money on nonsense," said the boy,
ignoring the remark so far as a direct re
ply was concerned, "but it takes coin to
travel, and you can't fool it away and
have-'nuff to take you through when
havent got only just nuff to buy grub."
When this chunk of philosophy had
been delivered the little fellow went on
to say that his father had gone from New
York, to work at his carpentry in Oregon;
that he was going to be a carpenter hun
self, and knew how to build houses pretty
well already. He had had no trouble in
getting over the road without assJstsnce,
and thought he could easily make a trip
around the world.
"I will get to Porkland Monday morn
ing," said he. "Father will meet us at
the depot, and then weTl be all right"
San Francisco Chronicle.
The Austrian journalist has the same
literary methods as his German relative,
but he must supply a livelier and larger
paper to his readers, who are a rawer
frivolous lot, and he has not such amus
ing advertisement columns. Frequently
the Austrian editor makes extensive use
of his imagination, and he can invent
thoroughly. Some time ago one of the
best known Vienna papers published a
long paragraph purporting to be a tele
gram from London. It was very inter
esting. It told how the three daughter
of the Prince of Wales were walking
down Whitehall when they observed that
a wretched looking woman selling
flowers was doing no business. They
therefore took her basket and sold
flowers for about three hours, making a
great deal of money, which they gave
to the poor woman. The story did not
have the least foundation in fact, of
course, and the princesses were not in
London anywhere near the time the ind
dent was said to have occurred.--Waah-ingtonStar.
"Never
The old Jews and the old Scotch High
landers had one feeling in common a
dread of suretyship. The book of Prov
erbs contains several warnings of the
danger that lurks in a surety bond, but
none are more admonishing than one ut
teredbya Highlander.
Donald had been tried for hie life, and
narrowly escaped conviction. In dis
charging him, the judge thought it
proper to say:
"Prisoner, before you leave the bar,
ni give you a piece of advice. You
have got off this time, but if you ever
come before me again, 111 be caution
(surety) you'll be hanged."
"Thank you, my lord," said Donald,
"for your good advice, and as Fm na
ungratefu', I beg to gie your lordship a
piece of advice in turn. Never be cau
tion for anybody, for the cautioner has
often to pay the penalty." Youth'a Com
panion. Dog's Way a AaUae; far Beds Water.
While The Spy man was standing In a
drug store a long haired pet dog cams
in and began to sneeze and cavort around
the soda fountain. The genial proprie
tor came out and said: "Ah. there, you
rascal; you after a drink of aodaagaui!"
The dog at once began to sneeze, ait up
on his haunches, barkand ahowthataoda
was what he wanted.
Tne proprietor took a mug, and nam
ing syrups of several flavors, asked the
dog what he would have, but it was not
until vanilla was named that the dog
said, as well aa he could, "You bet, thafa
the stuff." He sat up and went through
all his best tricks until the foaming bev
erage was placed bet ore him on the floor,
and then he emptied the cup. The dog,
having done this, was happy. "Does he
drink that stuff offeanT said the reporter.
"Yes," said the druggist, "he comes
around about three times a day and he
never putea nickel in thealot" W
"fepy-
In 1800 an English regiment was err
ing in Holland, and at Egmont-op-Zee
crossed bayonets with aFrench regiment
A ball, fired during the retreat of the
latter, passed through the jaws of a sol
dier of the former, nnmedBobert Hul
look, who, in the course of the after
noon, was buried in the sand hill where
he had fallen, by a soldier of his regi
ment named Carnes. During the night
Hullock recovered, and, having been
lightly covered with sand, crept out and
crawled to a picket of his regiment post
ed near. He was sent to the hospital,
recovered, and was servirg with his reg
iment in Malta in 1808. Hullock'a face
having been much discolored, and
his voice scarcely intelligible (a part of
his tongue and palate having been car
ried away), he had ior some yearsserved
aa a pioneer to his company: a soldier of
it died, and Hullock, as a part of his
duty, dug the grave, at which he was
found, on the arrival of the body for in
ternment, atiU at work, though U was then
near ten feet deep. On being drawn
out and asked the reason for making it
so unusually deep, he replied: "Why,
air, it is for poor John Carnes, who buried
me, and I think, sir, if I get him that
deep, it will puzzle him to creep out, as
1 did." On the burial service being
read, he proceeded to fill up the grave,
and actually buried the man who ten
years 'previous had buried him. Hullock
was discharged and pensioned in 1814.
8an Francisco Argonaut
If we have regard to emotions as these
occur in the brute, we cannot fail to be
struck by the broad fact that the area of
psychology which they cover is so nearly
coextensive with that which is covered
by the emotional faculties of man. In
mvprevioos works I have given what I
rnrawTrr'-gagnfetirtnahln evidence of all
the following emotions, which I here
name in the order of their appearance
through the psychological scale fear,
surprise, affection, pugnacity, curiocfty,
jealousy, anger, play, sympathy, emula
tion, pride, resentment emotion of the
beautiful, grief, hate, cruelty , benevo
lence, revenge, rage, shame, regret, de
ceitf ulness, emotion of the ludicrous.
Now, this list exhausts all the human
emotions, with the exception of those
which refer to religion, moral sense and
perception of the sublime. Therefore I
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thinafwe are fatty settfca to ooncfude
that, so far aseaMttoa arocoaoaraed,
it cannot, be said that the facts of ani
mal 'psychology raise any itifWcnnJes
against the theory of descent. On the
contrary, the esnotional life
is so etrikiawrv similar to tae
life of MSB sad, earanaany ef young
chOdrea that I thaak the euaulatitv
ought fairly to be taken as direct evi
dence of a geaetio eonasaatty between
thean.-G. J. Fnmaaw in Popular 8d-
Monthly.
"Mothers are making a aaktake in
permitting theirchildren to wear heel
less shoes," said a shoesaan toa'reporter
of The Free Press. "The flat aoledshoe
causes the child's feet to run to length.
All our girls have abnormally long, slim
feet, and that te the reason."
"But the spring heel shoe prevents
the growth of corns and keeps the foot
perfect, does it notT
"Nothing of the kind. That is all a
mtrfafrA. The instep or arch of the foot
falls flat when it has no support and be
comes weak, and often nseless A low
heel would support and strengthen it
In growing children who wear the spring
heel ehoe turn their feet over on the aide
and learn to walk badly."
"What is the popular ahoeT
"It is a narrow toe with a broad, low
heel, either to button or lace in front
And the ladies are all wearing loose
shoes now, extra long. The small foot
has gone out of fashion. Allour .ladies
who used to wear 2s and 8s are now
wearing 4s and 6s." Detroit Free Press.
There lives in Portland a lady, 80 years
of age, who lias a picture that has proven
of great pecuniary value to her. It is a
painting by one of the old masters.
About ten years ago one of the Vander
bflts heard that ahe had such a picture
and sent an expert to examine it After
a careful examination he decided that
the painting was genuine, but it was one
of the early examples of the artist and
therefore not of especial merit He
wrote to Mr. VanderbUt that the lady
was io very straitened circumstances,
and bethought the sum of $300 could
safely be advanced for the picture,
which the lady was willing to selL Mr.
Vanderbilt returned answer, offering the
lady $800 a year during her lifetime, and
also providing that the picture, for which
she had a great attachment, should remain-
her property for the rest of her life,
to become his at her death. The propo
sition wj' accepted, and every year since
the old lady has received hr $900 pen
sion. Lewiston Journal.
A SAMPLE DAY AT HARVARD.
A BaJEUeaiaa VaUa Haw Mia Ztaae Ja
Dsaal fca CaUer.
Counting undergraduates and special
students together, there are 1,140 young
men between the ages of 17 and 24 now
residing at Harvard college. The writer
enjoyed an interview with one of the
Buffalo boys, who waa at home for a
brief recess, a short time ago. "You
will understand," he said, "that I am
neither a 'grind' nor a loafer, but an av
erage student, and the vast majority of
them live just about as I da A picture
of my college day is about as follows:
I turn out anywhere between 7:80 and 8
in the morning, and go over to Memorial
to breakfast at 8 or 8:80 sometimes
earlier than that, so as to go to chapel.
Prayers come at 8:45, and are well at
tended, though we don't have to go unless
we choose. After this recitations and
lectures take up nearly the whole fore
noon, and I have one in the afternoon
three times a week. On four days of the
week I have three recitations, on the
others two. Other men have them dif
ferently, according to the electives they
take. My studies are over for the day
at 8 p. m., and they occupy, all told,
about seven hours a day.
"I'm interested in athletics, and my
afternoon from 8 to 5:30 is spent in the
gymnasium, or in outdoor athletics in
the season for them. Part of our train
ing, in suitable weather, consists of a run
of two miles, to Porter's station and back.
The gymnasium is always crowded, and
you get pretty well heated up by -oui
exercise, whatever it is. Then, after a
cold shower and a brisk rubbing, you
feel like a king, and don't you just sleep
nights, though! I find that my athletic
training helps my studies greatly. Din
ner comes at 6, and I generally study
evenings, though not always. I've been
to the theatres some eight or nine times
this term, but I don't like to go to Boston
much. It takes too long and you have
to be up late, which wont do when you
are in training.
"Many people have the idea that you
can let your studies go and loaf, or worse,
until two or three weeks before the ex
aminations, and then cram up. This is
utter nonsense. It is simply impossible
to keep up with your class in that way,
unless, indeed, you can spend $100 or
$150 for private tutors, and even then
you wouldn't be safe. Aa for cutting
recitations, if you made a practice of do
ing it oftener than twice a week, you'd
be investigated; sure as fate and that is
not at all pleasant
"On Sundays I go to church some
where sometimes to Boston to hear
Phillips Brooks, sometimes to the college
chapel, sometimes elsewhere. There are
usually 400 or 500 at morning prayers,
and more than that at he Sunday even
ing service, though you don't have to go
to either unless you want to." Buffalo
The very latest importation of an
English notion in New York is an inno
vation in banking circles, known as the
cheque bank, which has opened up a
branch of the London Institution. The
system is totally different to that of any
other banking institution, for the reason
that its assets are invested in govern
ment securities, and that "does not dis
count notes or bills like other hanks. In
addition to this they never issue a check
until the value of the check is deposited
in the bank. A customer opening up an
account with the bank deposits, for in
stance, $1,000 and receives a check book,
with checks to the value of $1,000, each
having its value distinctly printed and
perorated upon its face. The customer
may fill out a check for less than its
face value, and the difference will go' to
his credit canh for which will be paid or
added to a new book. It is intended to
furnish these checks cheaper than the
rates charged for international exchange,
arrangements being made with desig
nated bankers in 2,000 cities of Europe
to honor them, and ultimately they will
be accepted by shopkeepers. St Louis
Globe-Democrat
An EUenvflle lawyer, who was in
Kingston the other day, said to a Free
man reporter: "While in the woods a
few days ago I came across a surveyor
who was puzzled. The surveyor had
been engaged to run a line, but he found
every time he leveled his compass, to
nee a surveyor's expression, 'his line ran
in the air.'
"The surveyor said bis compass had
never cut up that caper before, and he
didnt know what ailed it The north
star must be all out of gear. I said: -See
here, what sort of a hat have you en?
The surveyor took off his hat Why,
ji ordinary hat with a atiffbriat.' 'Yes,
a stiff brim, and there is the
If you examine you will find a steel- wire
in it Hang your hat on your
and see what it will do.' Hedidae,
up went the needle. 'By Jocks),
beats me," said the surveyor.
his hat behind hbn, aad his faithful
compass did its work " " Tiagatna
Freeman.
A Haw
A family residing at Cape
have two boys, one aged 4 aad the other
St years old. The older boy fell head
foremost into a tub of water. He kicked
and screamed, but no one was Bear to
help him, but hk little brother taking in
the situation, began tugging away to
pull him out His little hands were not
strong enough to do so. All at once an
idea struck him, and he left the room to
return with a switch, which he began to
apply quite vigorously to that part of his
brother hanging over the tub, nearest to
him. The application of the switch
aroused the temperof the boy hi thetub,
who by a dexterous use of his legs and
the help of his little preserver raised
himself and backed out Moral: Spare
the rod and drown the child. Lewiston
Journal.
A Ktaa; What KataOaTGeM.
In one respect at least. King Humbert
of Italy surpasses in domestio magnifi
cence all the other sovereigns of Europe.
According to a Paris letter he breakfasts,
lunches and dines off golden plate. Vic
toria has a spread of gold plate for the
tables of Buckingham palace, but it is
brought forth only on state occasions.
There is golden service in many of the
royal households of the continent, but it
is either employed only at state dinners,
as in England, or used only at the prin
cipal family meal of the day. - Humbert
alone places, a golden spoon in his mouth
on rising, and removes it only on retir
ing, and yet there are probably many
people in Italy who are as happy as their
king. New Ysrk Star.
It is a very sharp emargency that can
catch Pat, even when ha is ignorant and
ragged. An Irishman, whose garments
ware in tatters, was brought before a
magistrate on a charge that be waa a
vagrant
"What have you to say to the charge
that you have no visible means of sup
port?' asked the justice.
Pat drsw from the pocket of his torn
coat a loaf of bread, the half of a dried
codfish, andsevaral cold potatoes. Thaw
he spread upon the stand before bias,
and coolly asked:
"What do you think of thim.yer
honor ahure, an lent thim visible
manes of supportT Youth'a Companion.
M. Moaso, of Turin, havhigcerrieiLout
a aeries of experinentB with the blood of
eels finds that it possesses marked poi
sonous properties. Even to tiie tongue
it has an insupportable acridity, and a
very small quantity of thr serum is suf
ficient to kill a dog. Hah a oubio centi
meter injected beneath the akin of a dog
weighing thirty-five pounds killed it in
four minutes. At this rate, an eel
weighing five po ds would contain
enough poison to dkiatch ten men. The
blood of animals thus poisoned cannot be
made to coagulate, justasafterthebiteof
serpents. Fortunately the blood ie inert
when introduced via the stomach, and it
loses its toxio properties when heated.
Brooklyn Eagle.
Aautfct
One of our popular young men, wish
ing to accompany one of our sweetest
young ladies to church on last Sunday
night, wrote her a note. She replied
what the reply was we dont know and
handed it to the-dusky bearer, who, on
bis way back, took the liberty of Ucklag
the envelope and wealing it up. On
reaching the room of the young man be
was met by Juddle Pilcber, who seised
the note, scanned it for a moment, then
placed the aide which had been sealed
up to hie lips-and impressed upon it a
fervent Idas, remarking at the same time,
"She sealed tins up." A broad smile
played over the little darky's face aa he
replied, "No, sir.' boss, I sealed dat letter
up." Warrenton (Qa.) Clipper.
The following letter was received by a
physician from a man, whom he knew,
piactidngmedidnaanddeeiringcounsel:
"dear Dock I have a pashunt whoa phy
sical ainee shows that the windpipe has
ulcerated off and his kings have drop
down into Ins stomick 1 have given hym
ererry thin without afect her fatnerk
welthy honabh) and mflnenshal as he is
member of aanmrily and god nose 1 don
want to loose hym what shall I donas
by return male. Yours frat" Medical
Gazette.
Teacher It seen is joo are never shla
to answer any of my gpaitioas. How
is this, say little boy?
Little Johnnie If I knew the tUnas
you asked me, ma'am, dad wouldn't go
to the troublo of sending me bare. Har
per's Baser.
Mrs. Sheets, born Randolph, mistress
of Gunston hall, Virginia, is the cousin
of five presidents, among them President
Harrison, whose inauguration she wit
nessed. A hotel in GreexrcSe, Me., is said to
be the only one in The world that serves
trout, on its tabU everv meal in the vear.
Uarlela Beats.
The Union Pacific railway, beg to an
nounce that they will open their bath
ing and pleasure resort, Garfield Beach,
on Great Salt Lake, Utah, on May 15th.
Garfield Beach is within a few min
utes' ride of Salt Lake City, au$ is 'the
only beach on Great Salt Lake having a
clean, sandy bottom, free from mud and
rocks.
Bathing suite to rent for ladies and
gentlemen, grand concert every after
noon, restaurant and a magnificent pa
villion, make this the finest pleasure re
sort in the west, and is best reached via
the Union Pacific, "The Overland
Boute."
For genuine pleasure go to Garfield
Beach. For excursion rates or descrip
tive pamphlets apply to your nearest
agent or E. L. Lomax, General Passen
ger Agent; Omaha, Neb.
All are but parts of one stupendous
whole, whose body nature is, and God
thesouL
TaeLaat Act
Adding to long series of continued
success, the Union Pacific again takes
the lead in running superb dining cars
on the solid Union Pacific and North
western train from Denver to Chicago.
Meals, 75 cents. 4-3W
Nature trembles to the throne of God.
Ceasaaptlea Sardy Caret.
To ths Editob Please inform your
readers that I have a positive remedy
for the above named disease. By its
timely use thousands of hopeless esses
have been permanently cured, I shall
be glad to send two bottles of my reme
dy max to any of your readers who have
consumption if they will send sae their
express and post office address. Bespeet
fully, T. A. Skootjm, M. G, 181 Pearl
street, New York. SOy'
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ACaeiseUstef
In the Lake regions of
Minnesota, Iowa and the two Dakota,
there are hundreds of fry looali.
preeminently fitted for rameaer
Among the following selected
list are names famihar toaaany of our
readers as the perfection of northern
summer resort. Nearly all of the Wis
consin points of interest are within a
short distance from Chicago or Milwau
kee, and none of them are so far away
from the "busy marts of civilization"
that they cannot be reached in a few
hours of travel, by frequent trains, over
the finest' road in the northwest the
Chicago, Milwaukee ft St Paul Bail way:
Oconomowoe, Wist Clear Lake, Iowa.
Mmooqua, Wis.
Waukesha, Wis.
Palmyra, Wis.
Tomahaw Lakes,
Wis. '
Lakeside, Wis.
Lakes Okoboji, la.
Spirit Lake, Iowa.
Frontenac, Minn.
Lake Minnetonka,
Minn.
Ortonville, Minn.
Kilbonrn City, Wis. Prior Lake, Minn.
(Dells of the Wis-White Bear Lake,
consin.) Minn.
J Beaver Dam, Wis. Big Stone Lake, Da-
! Madison, Wis. kota.
I For detailed information, apply to
any ooupon ticket agent, or send stamp
for a free illustrated guide book, en
titled "Cool Betreats." Address A. Y.
H. Carpenter, General Passenger Agent,
Wilwaukee, Wia, or John . MoClure,
Western Passenger Agent, C. M. k St
P. By. 1501 Farnam St, Omaha, Neb.
Heaven from all creatures hides the
book of fate.
Their Bcniaeaa Beeatag.
Probably no one thing has caused
Buch a general revival of trade' at David
Dowty's drug store as their giving away
to their customers of so many free trial
bottles of Dr. King's New Discovery for
consumption. Their trade is simply
enormous in this very valuable article
from the fact that it always cures and
never disappoints. Coughs, colds,
asthma, bronchitis, croup, and all throat
and lung diseases qiokly cured. You
can teat it before buying by getting a
trial bottle free, large size $1. Every
bottle warranted.
Tis
whole.
but a part we see, and not a
To Br, or Net to Be?
soliloquized the melancholy Dane. A
sea of troubles opposed. He shrank be
fore them; ambition lay dead. Life, as
he viewed it, rested under a yellow
cloud, tinged with green. Hamlet, to
my mind, was bilious. The blood, dis
eased, carried through the natural gates
and alleys of the body, made life a bur
den; and the ills of Ms body magnified
in a tenfold degree his other ills. Pur
ify the blood, give new life and action
to the system, take Dr. Pierce's Golden
Medical Discovery, and your drowsiness
lack of appetite, chilly sensations, yel
low skin, bad breath, will depart, as the
morning mists are dispelled by the ris
ing sun.
Thousands of cures follow the use of
Dr. Sage's catarrh remedy. 50 cents.
Wisdom infinite must form the best
Paget Soma Polats.
The Union Pacific, "The Overland
Boute," is now ready to take excellent
care of all passengers who go via its line
to Tacoma, Olympia, Seattle, Port
Townsend, Victoria and all Paget Sound
and Washington Territory points. It's
the most direct and best line from Iowa,
TJlinois, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska and
all eastern states to this new and rich
country, and passengers will save time
in traveling to points in Wsshington
Territory via the Union Paciflo Bailway.
Apply to your nearest ticket agent for
rates, information and pamphlets on
Washington Territory, to any General
or Traveling Passenger Agent of this
Company or
E. L. Lomax,
General Passenger Agent
Omaha, Neb. 2-6t
What can we reason,
we know
but from what
Fast Tine.
The Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul
Bailway Co, General Passenger Depart
ment Milwaukee, May 8th, 1889. Com
mencing Sunday, May 12th, our Fast
Express Train will leave Omaha daily at
9:00 p. m.; Council Bluffs Transfer (on
arrival of Fast Overland Train) at 9:40
p. m arriving at Chicago at 2:15 p. m., in
ample time to make connections with all
afternoon fast trains of Eastern lines.
Our Day Express Train will leave
Omaha daily, at 9:15 a. m.; Council
Bluffs Transfer at 9:40 a. m arriving at
Chicago at 6:50 a. m, making direct
connections with all morning trains of
Eastern lines.
The foregoing is the best time sched
ule ever made for the benefit of passen
gers west of the Missouri river. From
and after May 19th, Chaib Cabs, of the
very latest improved pattern, will be
run between Omaha and Chicago, for
First and Second Clam passengers, on
our Fast Express Train leaving Omaha
daily 3t 9.-00 p. m. No smoking will be
permitted in these new Chair Cars, and
as no extra charge will be roads for these
superior aeeommodatiocs, families or
individuals holding Second Clam tickets
will be able to travel in comfort and
save money. A. V. H. GAsrsirnx,
2t Gen! Pass, and Tfct Aga
Two principles in human nature reign;
self-love to urge, and reason to restrain.
Aa Iaaovatlea.
Complaint has often been made that
meals on dining cars are expensive. On
the Union Pacific and Northwestern
solid train from Denver to Chicago, pas
sengers are furnished the best the mar
ket affords for 75 cents.
All nature is but art unknown to thee,
all chance, direction which thou canst
not
Simply Perfect.
The new dining cars on the Union Pa
cific and Northwestern solid trains from
Denver to Chicago, with meals at 75
cents, render that already unsurpassed
service simply perfect
Cheap Living.
dining ears sad meals at
75 seats, perfect eervice, quick time, and
luxurious travel are the leading charac
teristics of the solid Union Pacific aad
Northwestern trains from Denver to
Chicago.
. Pack has an electric walking stick for
African travelers.
The peerkas empire of form aad color
is found mCokxado,"aays a great artist
So are mauyothervery woskbjrtul effects.
There is that grand triumph of engineer,
iagakul theBowXaot Loop, famed all
over the world; the pretty town of Gray
aaoat nestled agsiaet the base of Gray's
Peak, the giant prince of the range;
sunrise on Gray Peak a sight oace
lever to be forgotten; Idaho
the beautiful, a restful spot
blessed with the heahag waters for all
who coeae, within two hours ride of
young levithian Denver; the storied gold
camp of Georgetown perched in the
upper air of the aeoantaiae ever fresh
aad cool and clear these are a lew of
the delightful spots in the "American
Alps" reached by the Colorado Central
Division of the Union Pacific Bailway
in Colorado.
Is heaven unknown to man and man
alone?
It is un-American in the higher sense
, for our people to prate about Europe so
'glibly when eo many of them are pro-
foundry ignorant of the wondrous beau-
ties of their native land. As a matter of
xaoc were are nunareae or luoneanas or.
American citizens who are thoroughly
familiar with Switzerland; who have
idled away weeks at Lucerne, done
ChamouaL and attempted the Matter-
i born, and yet have never feasted on the
lovely beauty, the wild weird majesty of
say one of the Colorado Peaks. "More
than Alpine glory" rewards visitors along
the South Park Division of the Union
Pacifio in Colorado. There is' no scen
ery tike it in tile new world.
Passions are the elements of life.
They rested there escaped awhile
From cares which wear the life away,
To eat the lotus of the Nile
And drink the poppies of Cathay."
And every American business man is
beginning to find that his summer vaca
tion ia more and more of a necessity; the
money making machine wont stand the
strain without an occasional rest The
"American Alps" of Colorado offer the
highest conditions for perfect relaxation,
pure vital air, comfortable hotels and
the noblest scenery in the country, and
may be reached on the South Park Di
vision of the Union Pacifio Bailway.
All subsists by elemental strife.
A Natarel Predict of Califoraia.
It is only found in Butte county, Cali
fornia, and in no other part of the world.
We refer to the tree that produces the
healing and penetrating gum used in
that pleasant and effective cure for con
sumptiorMuthma,bronchitis, and coughs,
SANTA ABIE, the King of Consump
tion. Dowty St Becher guarantee and
seU it for $1.00, a bottle, or three for
$50. By the use of CALIFORNIA
CAT-B-CUBE, all symptoms of catarrh
are dispelled, and the diseased nasal
passage, is speedily restored to a healthy
condition. $1.00 a package; by mail f 1.10.
Circular free.
From pride our very reasoning spring.
Koran, the great artist, despaired when
he saw the Great Shoshone Falls it was
so far beyond his pencil's cunning. So
there are wonderful dreams of beauty in
the tempestuous loveliness of the grand
"American Alpe" in Colorado, which are
at once the aspiration and the despair of
painter and poet. Splendid beyond
comparison is the superb scenery along
the South Park Division of the Union
Pacifio in Colorado. 6-1-St
Man never Is, but always To be bl
ed.
"For peculiarly soft yet penetrating
shades of color, marvelous grouping in
form, fantastic, solemn and tender shap
ing of rugged cliff and mountain and
valley," says a distinguished artist, "the
wonderful empire of Colorado stands
peerless. The Alpine scenery along the
line of the South Park Division of the
Union Pacifio in Colorado ia the most
magnificent in the United States.
Hope springs eternal in the human
breast.
Eaech.
The transition from long, lingering
and painful sickness to robust health
marks an epoch in the life of the indi
vidual. Such a remarkable event is
treasured in the memory of the agency
wberebyAhe good health has been at
tained is gratefully blessed. Hence it is
that so much is heard in praise of Elec
tric Bitters. So many feel they owe
their restoration to health, to the use of
the great alterative and tonic. If you
are troubled with any disease of kidneys
liver or stomach of long or short stand
ing you will surely find relief by use of
Electric BitteraSold at 60c and.fl a bot
tle at David Dowty's drug store.
jf a man could work for $2 a day every
day for 1860 years he would have earned
tl7870
The splendors of the "American Alps'
are beginning to be appreciated by our
people, and a visit to Switzerland for
gorgeous scenery is unnecessary. The
picturesque mountain resorts on the
South Park Division of the Union Pacific
in Colorado are absolutely unrivalled on
this continent.'
Wait the great teacher, Death; and
God adore.
English Spavin Liniment removes all
hard, soft or calloused lumps and blem
ishes from horses; blood spavin, curbs,
splints, sweeney, ring-bone, stifles,
sprains, all swolen throats, coughs, etc
Save 150 by use of one bottle. Warranted.
Sold by C. B. StiHman, druggist, Co
umbus. -ly
Hope humbly then; with trembling
pinions soar.
Aa Asaalate Care.
The ORIGINAL ABIETINE ODTx
MENT is only put up in large two-ounce
tin boxes, and is an abssiuts sure for
old sores, burns, wounds, chapped hands
and aU kinds of skin eruptions. Will
positively euro all loads of piles. Ask for
tle ORIGINAL ABITINE OINTMENT
Sold by Dowty A Becher st 35 cents per
box by mail 90 cents. mar7y
Know then thyself, presume not God
to snorn; the proper study of mankind
BuekJee's Amies Salve.
The best salve in ths world for cuts,
Liaises, sores, uloers, sslt rheum, fever
sores, tetter, chapped hands, caut)lains,
corns, and sH skin eruptions, sad posi
tively cures piles, or no psy required.
Risfuranteed to give perfect satisfse
tibri, or bms refunded. Price 96 oents
For sale by David Dowty. 3
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Left to us narie of the pure and trie just?
Ei, ycsl There's one left ir vrtich. all may trust.
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CONSUMPTION, SCROFULA.
GENERAL DEBILITY, WASTING
DISEASES, EMACIATION,
COLDS and CHRONIC COUCHS.
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Ctoaxsnafholaaal Passages. Al-
ny Tnfltimnittinn. TTfiaTathft Smwl
Bestorea the Senses of Taste, Smell
and Hearing.
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Tickets
ON SALE
PRINCIPAL POINTS
EAST, WEST,
NORTH and SOUTH
TJ. P. Depot, Columbus.
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Thoroughly cfeanee the blowLwhlch to tke
fountain of health, by uaing; Dr. nnBQoU
m Medical DiacoTeiy. and ood djaesttoeua
fair akin, buoyant apirita, and bodily aaaRb
sa varor wltt be eambUBhed.
OoMaa Medical Diacoverr cores attamaots,
treat the ceamoa staple. Notch, or oresCion.
to the wont Scrofula, or blood-pojaoa. na
teciaUy has it proven its eflcacy ia corns
faK-rheum or Tetter. Ecxeaaa, frystoalaa.
ferer-eofes, Hip-Joint Djaeaea. 8aofukn
Sons and iJwellW Enhupd Oaaadaj 0
tra or Thick Neck, and BatJaa; Sons or
Ulcer.
Goidca Medical Discovery cows Cfceeuanv
tion (which to Scrofula of the Lubcs). by m
wonderful Uood-pvrifyins. taTJcoraUa-.
aad nutritive properties. IT takes tottat.
For Weak Lungs. Splttinr of Bipod. Short
aeaaof BrealhTCatarrh in the Head. Broa
chttto. Severe Coughs. Asthma, and kindred
affections, it is a aovereisn reeneay. I
promptly cures the severest Coughs.
For Torpid Liver. BUlouaneafcor Mtvsr
Complaint. Dyspepsto. aglgm2Jm
aa usegualed remedy. Sold by dnisffttej
Price ifo. or aix bottles for SMB.
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