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About Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 17, 1910)
/ WANTED SATAN SENT NORTK , { "stood Example of Scottish Humor In Remark Made by Railroad Porter. Scottish humor Is dry rather than boisterous , and I always think there is exquisite drollery in , the story of the Stonehayen railway porter and the Salvation Army "captain. " To catch the hang of a little yarn readers must remember that Stonehaven lies to the south of jytwrdeeu. The London train had drawn up at Stonehaven on ac count -of a slight mishap a mile or two ahead , and Andra , the old porter , had got into conversation with a Salvation Army officer who had popped his head out of the compartment to ask the reason for the delay. 'Aye ' , aye , " mused Andra , after giv ing the desired information , "ye'll be for Aiberdeen , I'm thinkin' ? " Yes , my man , " was the reply ; "I'm bound for Aberdeen a very wicked place , I'm told ! " What raicht ye be goln' to dae here , sir , It It's as bad as a' that ? " ked Andra , rather amused at the visitor's words. Ah , " was the pious answer , "I'm going to drive the devil out of Aber deen. " Like lightning came from the old porter the pawky retort : See an' drive him north , chiel ; jhaud him well to the north ! " E * { change. ALL THERE. Visitor Do you think that mosqui- 68 carry malaria ? Farmer I dunne ; they never took kny away from here. 1PUTS STOMACHS IN ORDER , No Indigestion , Gas , Sourness or Dya- pepsia Five Minutes After Taking a Little Diapepsin. ' There should not be a case of indiges- flon , dyspepsia or gastritis here if read ers who are subject to Stomach trou ble knew the tremendous anti-ferment and digestive virtue contained In Dia pepsin. This harmless preparation . - * , will digest a heavy meal -without v * -sJlie slightest fuss or discomfort , and N , Relieve the sourest , acid stomach In Vfi e minutes , besides overcoming all Al , nauseous odors from the breath. Ifyour stomach Is sour and full of as , or your * food doesn't digest , and your meal don't seem to fit , why not get a 50-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any druggist here in'town , and make life Tvorth living. Absolute re lief from Stomach misery and perfect digestion of anything you eat is sure to follow five minutes after , and be- Bides , one fifty-cent case is sufficient lo cure a whole family of such trouble. Surely , a harmless , inexpensive preparation like Pape's Diapepsin , which will always either at daytime Dr during night , relieve your sick , tour , gassy , upset stomach and digest your meals , is about as handy and val uable a thing as you could have in tha house. .Due of ihe-Producers. "You should endeavor to do some thing for the comfort of your fellowmen - men , " said the philanthropist , "with- out thought fTewafd. " w "I dp. I buy umbrellas instead of borrowing them. " TRY MURIN EYE REMEDY for Red , Weak , Weary , Watery Eye - andGranulatedByelids. Murine Doesn't Smart Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy , Liquid , 25c , SOc , $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in 'Aseptic Tubes , 25c , ? 1.00. Eye Booka and Eye Advice Free by Mail. Murine Eye Remedy Co. , Chicago. In the Grand Stand. Stella Do you understand base ball ? " Bella Perfectly ; but why does that man run so hard with nobody after " - " " r ' filmK - x ' Stiff . neck ! Doesn't amount to much , fbut , mighty .disagreeable. . You've no idea r'how quietly a little Hamlins Wizard Oil ivill lubricate the cords and -make you " comfortable again. 4 , "I am greatly encouraged , " said a ; man today. "A good many people ( knocking- me lately ; that is a sign X am amounting to something. " ' Constipation causes and seriously aggra- rates many diseases. It is thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny sugar-coated granules. n There are times when the still - small voice of conscience seems longue-Ued. E SElA GIHTS AND TRAPS CHEAP uy- Furs and Hides. Send for catalog 105. jL W- Hide & Fur Co. , Minneapolis , " J.--A itiboin-desJre , to get-even , li ( brought about man a man's down- New Classification of Indians. Iviio : : County. Hon. F. H. Abbott , assistant commissioner of Indian af fairs , was in Niobrara consulting the competency board regarding the Santee - tee and Ponca Indians. This board , comprising Superintendent F. E. Mc- Intyrc , Chief Clerk A. G. Pollock and H. P. Marble , editor of the Humboldt Leader , has decided to classify k e Indians thus : First , all restrictions removed as to his ability to manage his estate , when found competent ; second , those deemed capable of mak ing their own leases and attending to their own business to a limited extent , and third , those considered incompe tent will have the same government protection as heretolore. Commis sioner Abbott is also considering the advisability of bringing the trust lands of the Indians under the Brown law , which taxes them , but does not serve as a lien on the lands. The government will protect counties in this wherever Indians have leased lands and will hold the individual In dian responsible pending the issuance of his patent. _ " Exhibits of the Schools. Hall County. About a thousand people called at the court house in Grand Island Friday and almost as many Saturday to witness the exhi bits of the schools of the county in connection with the boys' and girls' clubs in corn , and potato growing and domestic science contests. Most of the prizes were won by the country schools and St. Mary's % Catholic school of that city. Some fine specl- mens in , writing , drawing , map' mak ing , corn growing , baking and fancy work made of cornstalks , husks , ker nels and other products were exhi bited. York County Boy Promoted. York County. Lieutenant Com mander Luther M. Overstreet , U. S. N. , recently promoted , led the sixteen battleships of the Atlantic fleet in gunnery efficiency. ° He was ordnance officer on the Delaware during the re cent practice and served in a similar capacity on the Vermont when it won the trophy last year. Lieutenant Over- street is a York county boy , living near Arborville. He is a graduate of the University of Nebraska. Burglar Entered Skylight. Seward County. A clever burglary wa's pulled off in Seward , when Curry Bros. ' clothing store was robbed of a number of articles of merchandise. The marauder ascended to the top of the building by means of a ladder , re moved a skylight and crawled in and helped himself to the clothing. Sev eral cravenette coats were stolen be sides a number of other articles. Farmer Has Close Call. Gage County. James Fossenberger , a farmer living near Oketo , Kan. , was struck by the northbound "Union Pa cific motor car , as it was pulling into Oketo , and barely escaped being killed outright. The vehicle in which he was riding , was wrecked andhe was severely cut'and"bruised about the body. It is thought he will re cover. Commission House Closed. Johnson 'County. Tecumseh IS without a commission house , for the first time , in many months. Recently the local shop was. sold by H. B. Gooch & Co. , of Lincoln to the Lin coln Commission Co. A controversy , concerning the salary of the local agent , S. R. Murphy , came up and Mr. Murphy has closed the office. She Don't Like Nebraska. Dawson County. Because his wife refuses to make Nebraska her home , preferring Oklahoma , was the cause of a divorce suit filed in district court by Charles M. Whitehead. Mr. Whitehead - head , in his petition for decree of < n- vorce , sets forth tuat his wife has been living in Oklahoma for ten years and will not -live in this state. Land Brings Big Price. Richardson County. The bannei deal in real 'estate for Richardson county was made when Frank Wilson sold his 160 acre farm , five miles north of Humboldt , to Will Hews for $170 per acre , or $27,200 for the place. Mr. Wilson had owned the land for more than thirty years and bought it for $8.75 per acre. York County Mortgage Record. York * County.-r-The October mort gage recordiis-as.follows : Farm mort gages ; released two , amount $18,000 ; "city mortgages , filed twenty-five , amount $18,000 ; city , released ten , amount $8,664chattel mortgages , filed twenty-five , amount $10,862 ; re leased seven , amount $1,164. Fire Destroyes Residence. Red Willow County. The largt brick residence of I. M. Smith of In- dianola was gutted by fire. This was one of the finest residences in the clty. The loss is $5,000 and was in sured for $2,600. Nothing of the con tents was saved. The origin of ttie fire is unknown. . Sold at $108 Per Acre. Otoe County. The farm of Jacot Harmon's estate was soid at an exe cutors sale for $17,200 or something over $108 per acre. This is consider ed a high price for the land. Suicide Buried at Kearney. Dawson County. The funeral ot Frank M. Leake was held under the auspices of the A. O. U. W. of Kear- aey , ot which Mr. Leake was mem ber. H& committeed suiciSe without apparent reason. He was weir known and respecte ' T MANY WAYS OF MAKING SALAD Mayonnaise Without an Egg Can Ba Made With the Aid of the Fol lowing Recipe. Mayonnaise Without Egg. Pew pe'o pie know one can make a perfect look ing and perfect tasting stiff mayon naise without an egg. Place a teaspoonful - spoonful of plain mustard , mixed with a few drops of cold water , in a small bowl. - ' Add oil , not necessarily drop by drop , but still rather slowly. Stir vigorously all the while. As it thick ens too much to handle comfortably , thin-with lemon juice or vinegar. A little tarragon vinegar is always a great addition to any salad. After the mayonnaise is finished season ac cording to taste and discretion. There is hardly any limit to the quantity of oil that may be used. Less or more mustard may be used , but it must be borne in mind that it is the made mustard that holds the oil together. I generally make a large quantity of mayonnaise at once , using a dessert spoonful of mustard * and as much oil as I can afford enough for several meals. It keeps most excellently in a covered jar in a cool place. New Salad. Cut off crusts of white bread ( fresh ) , cut in diamond shape and toast a light brown. On one-half a piece grate the yolk of hard boiled egg , on the other half white of egg minced fine , and then place on the slice a sardine ; on this lay three strips of sweet green peppers , crossed , put ting over the whole a nice mayonnaise dressing ; the bread is then placed In a nest of crisp lettuce leaves , and a thin slice of lemon is placed on each plate. This is a most appetizing way of serving sardines. Try it Philippine Salad. Cut tomatoes , large white onions , green and sweet red peppers , also cucumbers , in very thin slices , add a good French dress ing and let the salad stand for an hour at least on ice in a cool place. Garnish with crisp lettuce leaves be fore serving. This makes a pretty dish if the different vegetables used are laid in separate circles , alternate ly. The seeds of the peppers must be carefully removed before they are sliced and the cucumbers peeled. Banana Puffs. Beat three eggs until light , add three tablespoons of cold water , one cup of sugar , one-half saltspoon of salt and one cup of fiour sifted with one teaspoon of baking powder , stir In two bananas cut Into pieces , fill well-buttered cups half full and steam one hour. Serve with pineapple sauce. Pineapple sauce. Put one cup of sugar and three-fourths of a cup of water in a saucepan , bring to a boil ing point and thicken with two tea spoons of' ' cornstarch made smooth in a little cold wa er , remove from fire , cool a little , ' add one" cup of grated pineapple , one tablespoon of lemon juice and one-half cup of orange juice. Stir wll andaserve. Pineapple' Cream. Beat the yolks of three eggs slight ly , add the juice and grated rind ol one lemon , a pinch of salt and half a * cupful of sugar. Let simmer on the fire slowly , stirring all the time until it thickens. Then remove and stir in a cupful of canned pineapple grated fine and one and a half tablespoonfuls of gelatine which has previously been soaked in half a cupful of cold water. When the mixture begins to jell stir in half a cupful of cream beaten to a froth and the whites of the three eggs also beaten stiff. Turn into a mold and' chill thoroughly until time to serve. Clams Deliclously Deviled. For a very delicious dish of deviled clams prepare a cupful of chopped clams and season them with cayenne , salt and juice of lemon. Mix them tea a soft , batter-like consistency with the yolks of two eggs and some pow dered crackers. Put the mixture : into little ramekins , broad-scalloped shells , or into tiny cups , spread the surface with soTt butter and "bake Tintll well browned. For a change the mixture may be spread over crisp crackers and then browned in the oven. Molasses Muffins. Quarter cupful of molasses , three heaping teaspoonfuls of baking .pow der , one-quarter teaspoonful of salt , 'three eggs , one-half a cupful of milk , one cupfulof flour : and. three-fourths cupful of rye meal. Mix and sift dry ingredients and re maining ingredients ; beat well. Drop ' from a spoon into smoking hot fat tea a golden color. Drain and serve. Raisin Fudge. Three cups brown sugar , three- fourths cup milk , one-fourth cup co coa. Stir constantly till it will form a soft ball when dropped in cold wa ter. Add a tiny bit of butter , one- half teaspoon vanilla and one-third cup of raisins , seeded and torn in two To Revive Serge. If a serge suit becomes a little shiny , try sponging it with warm vinegar , diluted with water , if the vinegar is very strong. This is not a permanent relief , but certainly will im prove the apeparance of the garment for a time. Apple Pancake. One cup flour , two teaspoons baking powder , one-quarter teaspoon salt , two eggs , .1 % cups finely chopped apples , milk to make a thin batter. Serve with powdered sugar. THOUGHT ONLY OF THE GAME Filial Affection Lost Sight Of by the Small but Enthusiastic Lover of Football. Among the spectators at a match between the Blackburn Rovers and the Olympic was a little lad about nine years of age. Though the boy's knowledge of the game may have been limited , his notion of correct play was extremely robust. "Go It , 'Lympic , " he yelled. "Rush 'em off their pins. Clatter 'em. Jump on their chests. Bowl 'em over. Good for yer. Mow 'em down. Scatter 'em , 'Lympic. " When his parent neatly "grassed" one of the opposing forwards , the youngster expressed approval by bawling , "Good fer yer , owd 'en , " add ing proudly to the spectators , "Feyth- er 'ad 'im sweet. " "Yes , " said a hearer , "but he'll get killed before the game's finished. " "I don't care a carrot If he does , " said the boy. London Tit-Bits. CHANGED HIS MIND. Mrs. Ferndale We haven't any eggs , but I can get some if you want them very bad ! Summerbord Never mind , I don't care for that kind. BABY WASTED TO SKELETON "My little son , when about a year and a half old , , began to have sores come out on his face. I had a physi cian treat him , but the sores grew worse. Then they began to come out on his arms , then on other parts of his body , and then one came on his chest , worse than the others. Then I called another physician. Still he grew worse. At the end of about a year and a half of suffering he grew so bad that I had to tie his hands in cloths at night to keep him from scratching the sores and tearing the flesh. He got to be a mere skeleton , and was hardly able to .walk. . , "My aunt advised , me to try'Cuti- ' cura Soap and Cutlcura Ointment. I sent to a drug store and got a cake of Cuticura Soap and a box of the Oint ment and followed directions. At the end of two months the sores were all well. He has never had any sores of any kind since. I can sincerely say that only for Cuticura my child would have died. I used only one cake of Cuticura Soap and about three b xes of Ointment "I am a nurse and my profession brings me into many different fanv Hies and it is always a pleasure for me * to tell Tny story and recommend Cuticura Remedies. Mrs. Egbert Shel don , Litchfield , Conn , , Oct. 23 , 1909. " His Specialty. "I hear that author friend of yours is making a fine living by his pen. " "Yes. He's . stopped writing and gone to raising pigs. " There are a good many heroes in novels who couldn't earn a living in real life. Mrs. 'Wtasiow's Soothing Syrup. Forchlldren teething , so ftens t ho gum B , reduces In- Fortunate is the man - whowants only what he can get. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound ? We cam furnish positive proof that it has made many remarkable cures after all Bother means had failed. Women who are suffering with some form ef female illness should consider this. As such evidence read these two unsolicited letters. We guarantee they are genuine and honest statfr- ; ments of facts. Cresson , Pa. " Five years ago I had a "bad fall , and' hurt myself inwardly. I uras tinder a doctor's care for nine weeto and when I stopped I grew worse again. I sent for a bottle f Ijydia E. Pinkham's "Vegetable Compound , took i $ as directed , and now I am a stout , hearty woman. " Mrs. EllaE , Alkey * Cresson , Pa. Baird , Wash. "A year ago I was sick with Kidney an * bladder troubles and female weakness. The doctors gave me up. All they could do was to just let me go as easily agpossiblte. I was advised by friends to take Lydia E.Pinkhami Vegetable Compound and Blood Purifier. I am completely cured of y ills , and I am nearly sixty years old. 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