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About Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 30, 1905)
over 50,000 men and women , its population earning a modest Income in the service of the govern- ' be de- oent ; Washington may fairly ; cribcd ar tbe salaried man's paradise , with ambitious schemers constantly twatchlnff the trend of legislation , and rctiml millionaires aggressively seek- tas that fiocial recognition only too fre- < saentlj denied them at home , it may au t inappropriately be called the Ver- of the twentieth century. In vronl , Washington society is a so- of contrasts , but it is a society , feteo. in which the contrasts blend beb : tercert : iny than they do almost any ; elac. Idnlio Joins. Idnho , Nov. 27. ( Special. ) Mrs. ? flrt.li , ' * . .7. Lee has given for ipubllcafirwj the following statemen } concerning Dodd's Kidney Pills : * * i was flown with Rheumatism three femes , " KIC says , "and each time Kiduey Pills helped me. The st tim they cured me , and now I able to get around and do all my work ; though I um fifty-eight , and I fcIt < 2tttwalk to Sunday School every. Sum day. Before I took Dodd's Kidney' Pllla i was so bad T could use neitherhand nor foot I shall keep Dodd's Pills on feand all tb ? iiiue. " I SlieuojaUsm is caused by Uric.Acid . < aryatalllzlng : in the muscles. Healthy remove all Uric Acid from the j Diseased Kidneyscannot re- this acid , which collects in the and. poisons every vein and.ar- % Dodd's Kidney Pills cure Rheu- \ i ? by curing the Kidneys ; by heal- I ajil strengthening them , so that camirid Che blood of all impuri- t/fcnuoln'a liny Crop. The stories that Kansas newspapers ana noir printing of the big corn , crop ItraeaUa L tmoin'.s story of thecblg hay fcscap in southern Illinois. "What , " in- dred a visitor , "do you do with such 4B. &Ig crop of hoy ? " "We stack-all we < SMXL on Uie ground , " replied the vet- jesan story toller , "and the rest we put fti the barn. " Detroit News. Jt Wn * No Use. Dick Come on and go down the with me. Jack. j Jack Ail right , old man wait till I jftatsh this fetter to my dad. j Dick Oh , if you're writing to him , come. I'm broke , too. Cleveland -fiOtfflNGSNC EVIDENCE ' . WlUjarns' Pink Pill3 Will Cur 'Rheumatism. 'Peoplo can cure themselves of a good 1 common ailments at a very small oasfc if they go about it the right way , " s&idMr. Hoar , recently. "For instance , ' JE have juKt cured myself of a very paiu- . disease. I might have begun to treat soonur , that's all the mistake I made . tha mutter. Bufc I found tho root of i difficulty and I picked out the right remedy "without the aid of a doctor. i * Itwas really all m my blood. I first ; a twtuge in my left foot and ankle the middle of last January , following - < axpGsur k > cold. I realized I had rheu- rsuntisiu and I knew that really comes "fraai b&d blood. . Cold simply develops - 3r. Thtni my hands and feet were cold xand clammy even in hot weather , and iumb a great part of the time. I con- -eluded thafc my blood was thin and poor : aud the circulation sluggish. I "After a time iny feet and ankles swelled so badly that I could only tie jmy shoos balf way up. My legs swelled fterribly and I could walk only a short , , * listaac before giving out completely. f"SThpij. . I read of the cures of all kinds bl blood diseases , that had been effected jby Dr.Williams' Pink Pills , I was cou- ftrmced tliafc they were just the * remedy -i&br iay ose , and so it proved. I could "Yflbee that fchey were benefiting me before ; ; ! E had qntto used up the first box. The r Improvement was decidedly marked af- t isr I luul taken two boxes. Three more V jboxes restored my hands and feet and 74tegs to natural size and feeling and $ hen I stopped taking medicine and have jgluce boon , perfectly well. " "Mr. 3 ? , Ie Roy Hoar lives at No. 132 tiConstifcaiian. street , Bristol. R. I. Any can gefc convincing evidence that ) r. Williams' Pink Pills have cured rheumatism , erysipelas and fcher sorions diseases of the blood by Mia plyvriting to the Dr. Williams JtJedicina Co. , Schenectady , N.Y. Used to It. Jasper - How can Smith marry a girl thai , when he knows that beauty ia skin deep ? Casper That's all right ; he has been aking sugar coated pills all his life. _ . - - - - - - - - - - ' ' " -n------ - - - - - - - | A. ITappr Combination. 'A b.'uii > y co'mbinatlon of Just the right jicoportion of each of the roots -of several indigenous , or native , me- v < dtcInaJ ylants , or rather of the active tnediclual principles skillfully extract- < ad thenifnwn by the use of chemically { pure glycerine of just the right tirtrength , constitutes Dr. Pierce's Fa- frorite LVcscrlption for the cure of wreak. Invalid , "run-down , " overworked iwomco. Many years ago , Dr. Pierce Sificoveccd tbat chemically pure glycer- , fae , of oroper strength , is a far better olvent and preservative of the me- < JIcInai jicinciples found In our in- < Hgenou j.k or native , medicinal plants bAn Is nlcoiiol. Believing , as he does , hat tbt : cse of alcohol , even in small rtlonH. If 'long continued , works liann to the human system , he detenuiusd not to employ this com- 3ionly-u&cd ngcnt in making his medi- zlsLez , but to nse pure , double-refined glycerine tastecul. Now , glycerine Is not oaljr perfc ( tly harmless , but pos- ease Intrinsic medicinal properties , being & most valuable demulcent , sol- veal ; nutritive and anti-ferment Since hey nre non-alcoholic-Dr. , Pierce's "Family Medicines belong to a class all themselves. They are neither pat- nor a cret medicines. Their Ingre- ace printed , in plain English , ' each , bottle wnipper. With Dr. Pierce's medicines you have to pin your faith wholly to ihetr manufacturer says of tfer ! curative potency as with other edlcinca. Dr. Pierce's medicines have record. oC nearly forty years of cures bJjul Ibcrn. embracing many hun- of. tbousandfl of bad cases re- > icy health and happiness. I went on my way , but the paths Gratitude street lay straightway grew obscure before us. Where Greed streets meets Ill- Clad in a leafy gown , gorgeous gotten Gain. ly bright. And , somehow , the lights of the There in the center of Plaza Con avenue. Gloom , tentment Only darkened the alleys of Sparkled the fountain of Har Pain. _ vest Delight. I crossed to Misfortune and turned And as we drank of the joys of in at Hate. the picture , Passing on to Deceit and De- Sunny-faced children thronged. ' spair. Gratitude street , And my heart sank to depths In Singing the songs ofr the Feast describably sad of the Autumn , , Whcn I entered Despondency Blazing a trail thro' the leaves Square. at their feet. I stood as one lost when a child Swiftly the baby procession came took my hand toward us ; ' And , in voice that was blessed Thanksgiving ghouted a greet- ly sweet , Ing of Joy ; " ' "Blessings upon you , O Children Said : "I ajn Thangskiving ; I'll 1 of Autumn ! show you the way That leads into Gratitude Yours Is a happiness none can " Street. " destroy ! Each little chorister ran up and And then , as by magic , a curtain kissed her. / IIM GRATITUDE STREET. was lifted , Each had some tender heart- We stood amid entranc- tribute to scenes - pay ; By W. M. Herschell. ' ingly fair. ' - Crowned her the Queen of the I sought for the place where Gratefulness dwelt ; Before us lay avenues gilded with Grateful and shouted : They said 'twas in Gratitude street , sunbeams , "Long live , thy festival , Thanks Not far from the corner of Peace and Good-will , Back of us pitiless Woe and giving Day ! " Where Faith and Hope avenues meet. Despair. Indianapolis News. A Thanksgiving Dream By Gertrude Rodermond. "I'm powerful glad to see that ar light in the window it's like the light o' Heaven in this November drizzle , " muttered the old New Englander to him self , stretching forth a hand seamed with plow wrestling , to extricate an um brella twisted in some bushes. Farmer Sloan had seen that light in thewindow for the past two years , but not until now had its real significance dawned upon him , and he sighed. "I wish , " he mused aloud , "that I had half the faith in that ar boy that Marthy has. Two years this Thanksgiving since he went away , an' Marthy but pshaw ! all mothers are like that still some times it makes me a little shaky what if I should be mistaken after all ? Now , that thar candle , " gazing intently at the speck of shining light becoming lighter as the distance diminished , "is thar for Joseph. I dreamed last night that he wuz home agin , an' I swan I'd almost forgive his getting off with the fowl money if he'd come back to-morrow just to reward the love back o' that ar light. " For a moment he took a mental sur rey of the pies and puddings seen in the pantry in the morning , and wondered why it was that Marthy had spent so much time in getting up the little cup cakes no one ate but Joseph. He has tened his lagging feet until he gained the heights and entered the old colonial kitchen , lighted by blazing walnut logs , piled high in the huge fireplace. . "Wall , this is comfort , " and stepping to the fireplace , he dropped into a high- backed rocker. "Mother , mother ! " he called. "Is that you , fayther ? " called a cheery voice from an upper chamber. * Before he could reply she ran lightly down the stairs and was standing beside him. A sigh of relief echoed through the warm kitchen , and he rose with"an : enthusiasm and agility that would have done credit to twenty-one , and folded the pretty , thrifty little housewife in his arms. "Who's a-comin' to-morrow , mother ? " he asked. "Eliza ; and many times my heart would have broken but for her faith and cheering words , and this , in the face of the fact that her intended husband was driven away as a thief upon her wedding day , proves Joseph made no mistake when he decided to add a daughter to our household. She will be here to morrow , and I have fixed up Joe's room for her. " A shadow crossed the old man's face as he gazed intently at the fire. After an interval of painful silence he rose , gave a weary yawn , then kissing Mar thy on either cheek , slowly climbed the high , narrow stairs and went to bed. Sitting alone in the firelight , strange thoughts thronged that mother's mind. Two years before there was a scene in that very room she would fain forget. Farmer Sloan had entered the 'house , calling to her from the porch that he had laid the market money upon the kitchen table , and bade her take care of it. She was busily carding wool in an outer room , and did not heed the com mand. Finally sho ascended the stairs and going straight to the kitchen table looked for the money , but not a trace of it was visible. The kitchen door had been left open certainly by her husband and she called impatiently to Joseph , who was dressing in an upper chamber to take Eliza upon the last drive she was to enjoy as "Miss Eliza , " and think ing he was playing one'of his childish pranks upon her , she called in a voice unusually harsh. The. young man hast ened to her , his eyes flashing fire. "Mother , do you think I am a boy again to tease you in this way ? " Before she could speak her husband threw wide the door and looking into her pallid faco surmised .the cause and roared : "Joe , hand out that money ! " "Father , I swear before heaven and mother , I have not touched your money have not seen it " ' Tho old man strode forward and grasped his son by the collar. "None o' that , " he roared , "give up that money , or you leave this house for ever , an' that gal forwhom you have stolon it will never darken these doors ! " "Oh , fayther , don't ! " shrieked the ter rified wife. "Joseph never touched that money I'll , never believe it ! " "You lie ! " cried the father , enraged to the verge of insanity. Instantly the strong young man grap pled with his aged parent , and 'clutching iim by the throat forced him into the : hair upon which he had been sitting , shouting : "Take that "back , father ! Take that jack or I'll choke the breath out of your > ody. " Like lightning the mother wrenched his itrong hands from her husband's throat , ind flinging her arms about his neck , leld him as in a vise. "Joe my darling baby , for moiKer's sake don't lay your hands on fayther. He's wrong , but remember you are young and his 'son , and something is due to old age ! " "For your sake , mother , I will desist , but I leave this house , and never shall he see my face again. If I stay it will mean murder ! " And picking up his hat he left the house , striding rapidly down the hill , going in the direction of Eliza's home. At the click of the garden gate a pretty , demure looking maiden , cladin a pink frock , ran down the walk to greet him , but started in dismay at his flushed face. Taking her into a small grove adjoin ing her home , unmindful of wraps , they wandered almost to the roadside , he bit terly describing the scene just enacted at his home , she tearfully listening. When her grief had spent itself she raised her tear-wet face from his shoul der and gazed steadily towards the road way. "Look , Joe , " she whispered , "see that man ! " By the roadside stood a pony , un hitched , and close beside him , seated upon a fallen tree , was a 'manwith a blue stocking across his knee , intently rifling its contents. Joseph Sloan in stantly recognized the homely safe in which his father had kept his money. His breath came hard. "Ranchman Jack , who supplies the village with cattle from Texas ! " he breathed. "He has follmved father and stolen , not only the market money , but all father has let me go , " and he un clasped the young girl's arms fiercely from his neck. There was a scream of terror. The man looked up , and noting that he had been observed , leaped upou the pony and dashed down the road. "Joe , don't follow that desperado it may mean death Jf you hunt him ! " Again her arms sought his neck. Pushing her from him he fiercely cried : "Hunt him ! I'll hunt him into his grave ! Good-by explain to mother , " and he went like the wind In the. direc tion of the village. Two hours later a pony was found upon the green , grazing upon a patch of half-frozen grass , but the ranchman had taken the first train out for Texas. * * * * * * * Two years passed , and far away on the plains of northern Texas , a weary exile is leaning upon a table. He is alone in the wilds , and yet is not un attended. On the table , close at hand , lay a heavy rifle ; in his belt glittered an ugly looking dirk , while at his feet crouched a trusty bloodhound. The man's head dropped and he murmured wearily : "Two years next month since I start ed my search , and yet no trace of that man who has wrecked , not only my happiness , but that of my mother and Eliza. Strange I can find no trail of him here in his own hold ! " A fierce blast almost shook the log house , , but he felt secure and paid no heed until the dreary , sobbing wail of a hungry wolf fell up'on his ears. There was an ominous scratching between the beams , and he knew the pack had reach ed his dwelling. A low snarl and a cry of a human being in distress smote his ear. Quickly going towards a chink in the beams he saw a sight that al most stilled his heart beats. In front of his hut n human being was lying face down upon the ground. The wolves had treed him , and overcome with fright he had fallen from his stronghold into their midst. The back of his head was gory. gory.Tho Tho man in the log house waited to sco no more. Forcing the gun between the beams he fired continuously at the beasts of prey , until their leaders lay dead and the others in fright took to the forest. -Throwing wide the door , he dragged the wounded man to a place of safety within the hut. "Ranchman Jack ! " he cried , looking contemptuously upon the fellow to whom he was playing the part of "Good Sa maritan. " Ten minutes later 'his guest regained consciousness , and looking into the face of his rescuer , almost wept : "Don't kill me ! I will make good that money , but do not kill me ! " "All I want is my father's hard-earn ed money ! " thundered the young man. "Hand that out and I will nurse you back to life and health. If you refuse , I shall again throw you out to the nierey of the wolves. " "I will , I , will , " groaned the man , feebly. "It is down under the oak tree by the creek. There is a hollow iti the trunk , and there you will find a box containing the money I stole from your home , and many hundreds in gold all honestly earned in trade I swear it. " Binding up the torn . scalp , Joseph called to the dog , and left the hut , rifle in hand. With rapid strides he went towards the creek , naver pausing until ho stood beneath the bare brown branches of a giant oak. A careful search brought to light the/heavj box , described by the ranchman. Opening it , the first object that met his gaze waa the old blue stocking , familiar to him | from childhood. It was now completely stuffed with crisp , green bills. Replac ing it , he took the box in his arms and returned to the cabin. | Placiug the precious burden upon the taWe , he sat beside tlje bed , calmly awaiting tlie time when * hfs patient should awake. An hour thuspassed in gloomy meditation. Two years of his life had been blasted by the thieving , helpless wretch now lost in slumber. At last the sleeper awoke. Looking"-at Jo seph , he feebly pointed to the box upon the table. The young man placed it on the bed beside him. Painfully raising himself upon his elbow he opened it'and handed him the blue yarn stocking his mother had knitted with one foot on his cradle. The sick man deliberately counted out two hundred dollars , and restored them to the stocking ; then , with nervous haste , added another fifty , feebly murmuring : "The market money , " and he again handed the stocking to Joseph , who took it with a gloomy air. "Now get well , Jack , for I want to take you back to the old Bay State and make an honest man of you. " A week later Joseph and his strange companion arrived in Boston. That night he telegraphed Eliza : "Am on the way home with thief and money. Tell mother. " This , then , was the secret of that silent preparation which had so mysti fied Farmer Sloan. Thanksgiving morning brought Eliza , radiant in new furs and brown stuff dress. Drawing the old man aside , she quietly read to him a letter just receiv ed from Joseph. "I swan , if I didn't think he was a-comin' by my dream , " said the old father , rubbing his hands in glee. "An' to think that he run down that ar thief in Texas. Come to think on't , that ar fellow was on the road behind me on market day , but how he got into the house is the mystery. " His eyes sud denly fell upon the table which mother was spreading. "Six plates and six chairs mean six persons who can the other two be ? " And he looked inquir ingly at Eliza , who blushed to the roots of her black hair. "One is for this latter day Judas , who has caused all the trouble , father , and the other's for the minister. " Before the astonished father _ could ' reply , a scream of joy from the mother in the kitchen was heard , and looking out they saw her clasped in the arms of her stalwarb son. In his wake was a man , too feeble to make many steps alone. The farmer recognized him as Ranchman Jack. The repentant man reached his hand to the man he had wronged. It was warmly clasped , while the mother , too happy for speech , pushed her son into the little sitting room , where sat Eliza , and' quietly shut them in. That afternoon there was a joyous home wedding on the hill and the min ister said it was hard to tell which one of the quartette was the really happy one , but his verdict was in favor of the mother. Waverley Magazine. The Thankful Heart. If one should give me a dish of sand and tell me there were particles of iron in it I might look for them with my eyes and search for them with my clum sy fingers and be unable to detect them , but let me take a magnet and sweep through it , and how it would draw to itself the .most invisible particles by the mere power of attraction ! The un thankful heart , like my finger in the sand , discovers no mercies , but let the thankful heart sweep through the day as the magnet finds the iron , so it will find in every hour some heavenly bless ings , only the iron in God's sand is gold , Oliver Wendell Holmes. Our Turkey Crop. The turkey crop of the United Statea finds its first important market at s Thanksgiving , when , according to a re- l liable estimate , about 6,000,000 of-the i birds are sold. It is raised in small \ lots nil over the country , each , farmer E contributing a few. This crop of 6,000t 000 Thanksgiving turkeys , if all of them j were marching in single file , would . stretch from P.oston to San Francisco l and as far as Denver on the return jour-I ney. ' J : Anticipating. . Ztfr. Jinks (3 a. m. ) What's all thto < noise ? - ' JohnnieGee ! Just had an orfol ( nightmare ! Thought it was the morn1 1 in' after Tiiaaksgivin' , J i One of the most prominent figures in Congress at the approaching session will be Representative Chas. E. Town- send , of Michigan , whoseproposed railroad legislation , backed by the President , is again to engage the at tention of that body. His seat in Congress was gain ed largely through the winning an important railroad c. E. TOAY sfevD. State tax suit for the people in the federal court in 1901. President Roosevelt invited liira to tlje White House for a Conference on * rale legislation. With Representative John J. Esch , of Wisconsin , also a member of the Interstate Commerce Commit tee , lie prepared the Esch-Townsend bill. It gives the Interstate Com merce Commission power to make the rates charged by railroads. The bill passed the Hpise , but failed to pass the Senate. A bill embodying the same features is to be resubmitted to Congress at its coming session. He is married and has a charming family. Offifficia statements show that the Postoffice Department deficit for the last fiscal year amounts to the large sum of $15,087,000. This tallies prac tically with the treasury deficit for the first quarter of the present year , and the sharply suggested deduction is that if the mail service should be placed on a pa3Ting basis the government's finances would present a fairer face. The width of the gulf between the re ceipts and the expenditures of Mr. Cortelyotfs department has brought to Washington Representative Jesse Overstreet ; - chairman of the House Committee on Postoffices and Post Roads , who is in consultation daily with the official in the effort to devise means to cut expenses or increase the income. _ _ _ _ The annual distribution of vegetable and flower seeds by the Department of Agriculture will begin soon , and be fore planting time it is expected the entire amount , aggregating 38,000,000 packages , will be in the hands of the people in all sections of the country. Congress for several years has appro priated $290,000 for this purpose , but a portion of the amount is used for foreign experiment work. Most of tbe packages arc subject to tbe order of Senators and Representatives for dis tribution among their constituents , the Secretary of Agriculture reserving pne- fif tb of the entire amount to supply the statistical crop correspondents , the weather bureau and for other pur poses. The words of the President , "square deal , " are being worked vigorously by many persons who have old claims or requests upon tbe government. Many i of tbe cases which are known in the department , as "old slugs" because of the many times they have been consid ered and rejected bave again been pre sented with a demand for a "square deal. " An officer of the army to whom all sucb cases in the War Department are referred for report says tbat all these claims , which have heretofore ; ; been passed upon and decided adverse ly to the claimant , set out that wbat they ask now is a "square deal , " and many of them insist that tbeir re * quests be presented to the President. What will be the final number of M American States ? And will there ever be a completed list ? At times it has seemed as if no more States would be i possible after the admission of all the j ' existing territories. Just at present the question is , Shall the four territo ries in the West become two States , three or four ? The division of the old States , although of extremely rare oc- surrence , is always possible. Parts 3f the American domain outside the ' Continental Republic may also become States , should a majority in both Eouses of Congress so decide. Many stars may yet be added to the flag. _ _ _ * " There promisesto be the hottest kind ) f a fight in Congress o > er the ques- Jon of the type of canal to be con- itructed across the isthmus of Pana- na. Whatever may be the recommen- lation of the President , based upon riews expressed by the board of con- iulting engineers and the isthmian ca- ml commission , advocates of a sea evel type and lock type will engage n a battle royal , which is calculated o please only those interests charged > y Secretary Taft and Chairman jhonts with working to prevent the wilding of the waterway. A "historian has been appointed for : he Panama Canal. He will hence forth keep track of every event in fpnnection with that world-famous ? project. How glad the chroniclers of ! * : h'e past would have been to get on j < : he scenes destirfed to command the [ void's attention just before the exI I ; itement began. Many photographs ! iave accidentally been taken at criti- i : al moments. . A care-free tourist had ' ils camera pointed at the Campanile | : n Venice just as it Dfctors MIsi its ' We.referto that bpon to weak , nervouj , suffering women known as Dr. Pierce Favorite Prescription. Dr. John yfe one of the Editorial Staff , of THE ECLECTIC MEDICAL REVIEW says * , of Uhiporn root ( Helonfas Dlo a ) efci Is one of the chief Ingredients of tho "ifa- vofite Prescription " : . "A remedy which Invariably acts as a uter * * * normal ac ine invijrorator makes.for . ; tlvity of iho entire reproductive system. He continues > in Helonias w.ehave a medica ment which more fully answers the abor * , purposes than any other drug with which I am ] Mouainted. In the treatment of diseases pe- | culiar to women it is Seldom that a case J ( seen which , does not present some indication. * fofthKmedial affpht , Dr. Fyfe further ritabilitr. assoclatoa wim coroaic uiseasos o * , the reproductive breans of women. consUnt1 sensation of heat'in the reffipn of the kid- , nejs ; menorrhaeia ( floodine ) . due to a weak ened condition of tho reproductive system < amenorrhcca ( suppre sed or absent monthly periods ) , arising from or accompanying' air atoonnal condition of the diffestlve orsana and anaemic ( thin blood ) habit ; drasreln * sensations the extreme lower part or tns abdompn. " If faoreor less of the above symptoms are p'reseiTt , no Invalid woman can do better than take Dr. Pierce's Favorita PrjaScriptlon , one of the leadingingredl- ents fifwhlch Is jfaiporn root , brHelonlas. ufoft"fathlully f5g ® § . - Of Golden' eal root , another prominent Ingredient dt < Eavt > Tite Prescription , " Prof. Finley Elllngwood , M. D. , of Ben nett Medical College , Chicago , says : - J.It ts n important jeSeiBlr in disorders of Prof. Jcihn M. ScncfdeT , M. D. ; late of Cincinnati , says of GbTo"5n Seal root : In relation to Its general effects on th system , there is no medicine in useubout which thire is such general unanimity of opinion. It Is urtfversaZfyTegarded as the torilc useful la all debilitated states. " Prof. Bartholow , M. D. , of Jefferson Medical CoHege , says of Golden Seal : "Valuable In uterine hemorrhage , menor- rhasria ( flooding ) and congestive dysmenor- rhcea-painful ( menstruation ) . " Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription faith fully represents all the above namedln- gredfentsand cures the diseases forwh'ick they are recommended. Tho Suburbanite. "And when you look hack , " said Blankly's serious uncle , "aren't there times when you feel as if you ha'd missed something in life ? " Blankley smiled. "Of course yon mean that confounded 7:28 morning train , " he said. Cleveland Plain Dealer. % CUTICURA , THE SET , $1.00. C m l le Treatmemt for Every xaor , from Pflmple * to ScrofeJm , from Infancy to Are A 8 t Oft * Cure * . Cutlcura Treatment Is local and con stitutional complete and perfect , pure , sweet and wholesome. Bathe "the af fected surfaces with Cutlcura Soap and hot water to cleanse the skin of crusts and scales and soften the thick ened cuticle , dry without hard rubbing , and apply Cuticura Ointment freely to' allay itching , irritation and. inflamma tion , and soothe and heal , and lastly take Cuticura Resolvent Pills to cool. and cleanse the blood , and put every function in a state of healthy activity. More great cures of simple , scrofulous and hereditary humors are dally mad * by Cutlcura remedies than by all othe * blood and skin remedies. JLocatlns : tbe Frenzy. "What is frenzied finance ? 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