Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, April 13, 1905, Image 6

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    Moral Suasion and a Strap.
"SJio eceras to have abandoned her
moral suasion ideas relative to the-
training of children. "
"She has. "
"How did. it happen ? "
" \ Y1I , I was largely instrumental
'in bringing about the change. You
Hee. she has no children , and I grew
wear.v of her constant jircacliing and
theorizing , so I loaned her our Will e. "
"Loaned her your boy ? "
"Precisely. She was lo have him
n wcc3 > on her .solemn promise to con-
line herself entirely to moral suasion. "
" ! . : ! she keep her promiseV"
"She did , but at the c > plration of
Hie.ecl : she came to me with tears in
heryes and pleaded for permission
< u u-hMo him just once. "
THOUGHT SHE WOULD DIE.
31 re. S. W. Marine , of Colorado Siirinu i
Ht-u.-.ii to Fear theVornt Donii'a
Kidney i'ills Saved Her.
Mr Sarah Marine , of1'JS SI. Train
street. Colorado Springs. Colo. . Presi
den : c i the Glen Eyrie Club , writes :
"I suffered
for lii' ee years
with s e v e r e
backache. The
d o < tors told
me my kidney ;
\v e r e affected
and prescribed
medicines f o r
me , but 1 found
that it was only
a waste of time
and money to
take them , and
began to fear
that I would
never get wen.
A friend u < h ised me to trj" Doan's Kid
ney Pills. Within a week after I began
using them I was so much better that
I < 5e < jded to keep up the treatment ,
and when 1 had used a little over two
boxes I was entirely well. I have now
enjoyed the best of health for more
than four months , and words can but
poorly express my gratitude. "
For Hale by all dealers. Price r 0
rents. Foster-Milburn Co. , Buffalo.
N. Y.
Friendly Suggestion.
Wimlig 1 don't know what we are
goinjr to do with our youngest boy.
.loblots What's the trouble ?
\Vindig He's getting so AVC can't be
lieve a word he says.
.loblots Why don't you get him a
job in the prediction department of the
government weather bureau ?
HIlHou Dollnr
When the John A. Salzer Seed Co. , of
Lr. Crosse Wis. , introduced this remark-
nble prass three years ago , little did they
dicaii , it would be the most talked of grass
in America , the biggest , quick , hay pro-
ducci ou earth , but this has come to pass.
.Agricultural Editorswrote about it ,
Agr. College Professors lectured about it ,
'Aer. Institute Orators talked about it ,
whilrin the farm home by the quiet fire
side , in the corner grocery , in the village
poj-t-office , at the creamery , at the depot ,
in fart wherever farmers gathered , Salzer's
Billion Dollar Grass , that marvelous grasa ,
good for 5 to 14 tons hay per acre and
lots of pasture besides , is always a theme
worthy of the farmer's voice.
Then comes Bromus Inermis , than which
there is no better grass or better perma
nent hay producer on earth. Grows wher-
over soil is found. Then thecarmer talks
almui Salzer's Teosinte , whicli produces
100 stocks from one kernel of seed , 11 ft.
hipb. in 100 days ; rich in nutrition and
qrcedily eaten by cattle , hogs , etc. , and is
good for 80 tons of green food per acre.
Victoria jRape , the luxuriant food for
hops and hoep , which can be grown at
2."k a ton. aiSl Speltz at 20c a bit. , both
jrieat fooa for sheep , hogs and cattle , also
come in for their share in the discussion.
.TUST SEND IOC IX STAMPS
nnn this notice to John A. Salzer Seec
Co. , La Crosse , Wis. , for their big catalog
and many farm seed samples. [ C. N. U.J
\Vindow-Dressiiiff. .
Applicant I see you advertise for a
window dresser.
Dry Goods Merchant Yes , sir. Have
you had much experience ?
"I arranged the window display in the
store I worked in last , and every woman
who passed stopped and looked in. "
"That's something like. You're jut
the man we want. By the way , what
line was your firm in ? "
"Mirrors. "
FOR WOMEN.
Much that Every Woman Desires to
KnowIsFoundinCuticura "Caticura
Works Wonders. "
Too much stress cannot be placed
on the great value of Cuticura Soap ,
Ointment and Pills in the antiseptic
cleansing of the mucous surfaces and
of the blood and circulating fluids ,
thus affording pure , sweet and eco
nomical local and constitutional treat
ment for weakening discharges , ulcer-
alions , inflammations , Itchings , Irri
tations , relaxations , displacements ,
pains and irregularities peculiar to fe
males , as well as such sympathetic
affections as anaemia , chlorosis , hys
teria , nervousness and debility.
He Has It Now.
Sayitt Old Graspit was buried yes
terday. I suppose he is satisfied at last.
Askitt Why. how's that ?
Sayitt Oh , he always wanted the
earth.
The Present Rate Law.
The duties of the present Interstate
Commerce Commission are to correct
nil discriminations in railroad rates. If
it finds that an unjust rate is in effect ,
the railroad is notified. If it declines
to change it , the Commission can bring
suit In court , and if the court decides
in favor of the Commissioners' finding.
Hie railroad must obey , or Its officers
may be brought up for contempt of
court and summarily dealt with.
A Repetition.
Dolly Flirtgirl 1 am engaged to be
married. Congratulate me , dear.
Maud Brisk With all my heart. Ev
erything I said the last time goes now !
Pack.
The interest of the latest Parisian
pluy centers in the death of an inventor
who is killed while on a trial trip in his
airship. The disaster is shown on the
stag * in the course of a realistic ascent
from the Eiffel tower.
OPINIONS OF GREAT PAPERS ON IA1PORTANT SUBJECTS
Where History Does Not Repeat Itself.
ONTRASTS between French and Russian rev
olutionary conditions are as noteworthy as the
striking parallels of the two upheavals. One
vast dissimilarity , palpable enough , Is in the
relative position of the two nations in strug
gles against foreign foes.
While the French were having their Feast
of Pikes , were tearing down their Bastile , were stringing
up officials to the lanterne , were fighting out bloody debates
in States-General and National Assembly , were running
Paris with a Committee of Safety , were reveling in Sep
tember massacre and reign of Terror , were cutting off King
Louis' head and those of the aristocracy , the troops of
France were carrying the tri-color to victory against the
fillies. Before the regicide France was driving back the
Duke of Brunswick and other commanders of the syndi
cate of kings. On the day after the guillotine lopped off the
French ruler's head Dauton said : "The coallzed kings
threaten us ; we hurl at their feet , as gage of battle , the
head of a king ! " France was sturdy and patriotic in the
light against the foreign foe.
On the other hand , see what is Russia's plight ! Humili
ation heaped on humiliation ! A foreign war utterly barren
of victory ; a war ruinously expensive. While million after
million of roubles Is flung into the bottomless Avar chest ,
the people at home are without food. Each workman
carries on his back not one soldier , but the weight of a
score , starving the while. Not a spark of patriotism can
be kindled. Not a ray of hope streaks the utter blackness
of the perspective to the Far Eastward.
In Its likeness to the French Revolution the Russian
Revolution is rich in promise to the Russian masses. In
its soldiers who will not shoot , barricaded streets , Jacobin
ism , improvisation of firearms , pamphleteering , lack of
bread , vacillating ruler , rotten bureaucracy , loot of shops ,
patrollotisrn and in a hundred other resemblances the
rising has all the components of the French Insurrection.
In the aspects wherein the present case differs most
from the one of ever a century ago are seen the greatest
powers for the destruction of the Russian Empire. New
York Press.
The Reign of High Prices.
problem of living is becoming every day
more and more intense for the man who re
ceives a stated salary. The purchasing power
of money is eonstanly becoming less. The
dollar will not go as far to-day as it did a few
years ago , and the dollars are just as difficult
to obtain as ever. '
There must be an end some time to this constant in
crease in the prices charged for the necessaries
of life. Either the cost must bear some relation to
the purchaser's ability to pay or else the latter must do
without the desired article. As the situation now stands ,
the rise In prices is arbitrary , fixed by some unknown and
unreachable authority , and has no apparent foundation.
Every time the housewife nowadays visits the meat shop
or grocery store she is confronted by another increase In
the cost of tilings. Expostulation and protest are of no
avail. She must meet the alternative of paying the price
or going without. Flour , butter , eggs , canned goods , even
vegetables , are all costing more now than they did a year
ago. In tlib face of this constant advance , the head of
the family is helpless. The extortion must be met , even
though it means deprivation of the little comforts and pleas
ures which formerly the surplus of the salary provided.
It is an important question , however , to know when the
era of high prices will end. It cannot go on indefinitely.
There will come a time when the burden will be greater
than the people can bear , and they will bring about a reck
oning. If the increased cost of living is due to monopolies
or trusts , some way will be found to break down their
power of controlling the output of the necessaries of life.
If the individual is made to suffer because some capitalists
can buy up and store all the eggs in the market , as is said
to be the case in Chicago , then some legislation ought to
be devised which would place wholesale robbery of the peo
ple in the catalogue of major crimes.
There would be no complaint if the salaries Increased
in proportion to the cost of living. On the contrary , they
TO SAVE THE EYES.
Attachment for the Hat to Ward Off
the Sim's Glare.
Some inventions are interesting by
reason of their obvious impractica
bility , others by reason of their ob
vious simplicity , and yet others by rea
son of their obvious originality. It
must be rather refreshing to the
jaded Patent Office Examiner , dulled
with continual drawing of distinctions
without differences , and worn out with
interferences , to read a patent that is
ingenious on its face and with all the
NEW FEATURE ON THE HAT.
earmarks of novelty. It is in this lat
ter class that the eye shield here illus
trated naturally falls. It certainly rep
resents a departure from established
conceptions of an eye shield. More
over , it hails from the South , which
is also in its favor , as that is a land
where the Patent Office finds least sup
port The combination is self-evident
and needs but few words of explana
tion. Inside of the hat , on the leather
sweatband , there is a perforated metal
plate , which permits of a wide range
of adjustment in the shields , which are
supported therefrom to conform to
varying conditions of use. The shields ,
which may be of any desired design ,
are suspended from this plate by
means of a hooked member.
The Contented Uurglar.
Visitor Don't you get awfully tired
standing there making shoes all day
and never being allowed to talk ?
Convict 1 don't mind It myself.
But it's pretty hard on the female
shoplifters in the next building. They
are not allowed to even utter a ver
bal complaint while I turn out fifty
pairs of these kicks per day. Cincin
nati Commercial Tribune.
Every H y ° u utter goes around ring-
lag bell to put people next
have an unfortunate and disagreeable habit of remaining
stationary. The problem is , therefore , a serious one ; and
while investigations are the order of the day , It might be
worth while to inquire into the causes which are now add
ing to the housewife's existence a multitude of financial
cares. The effort to make both ends meet was never an
easy one , but for some reason , which nobody seems able
to fathom , it is more difficult to-day than ever before.-
Washington Post.
Our Army Doctors Shamed.
HE small mortality in Japanese camps and
hospitals puts to shame the medical science
of Western armies. The report of the mor
tality in General Oku's army for seven and
one-half months of the severest campaigning
shows 24,642 cases of disease and but forty
deaths ! Only 193 men had typhoid fever , and
there were but 842 cases of dysentery. This quite aston
ishing record seems to indicate that the sanitarians and
medical men In tho Japanese army take their duties seri
ously and understand that it is their business not only to
cure but to prevent disease by instructing the men in per
sonal hygiene and by looking after the purity of their
water supply and food. The contrast between our achieve
ment and that of the Japanese suggests that our neglect
ful method , or want of method , taant be revolutionized.
The teachings of science , which we understand well
enough , must obtain actual application. "In 1S9S , " says
American Medicine , "for about the same length of time
the United States put about 275,000 men in the field , and
the deaths were 4,965 , most of them in peaceful camps and
hospitals within our own territory. If Oku's army was only
half as large ns ours , the figures would still speak loudly
for the foresight and medical skill of the Japanese. Thut
marvelous saving of human life is due to the thorough
going precautions of the Japanese government and its med
ical officers to prevent disease in the army. We Amer
icans are by no means the only nation needing to have the
lesson brought home. The English and French armies are
in the same sad plight , and to a lesser degree the German.
We have allowed the half-scorned ' '
- 'yellow man' to surpass
us in military hygiene and medicine , and the lesson should
not go unheeded. " It will no longer be permissible to let
men die like flies in camp and hospital under the impression
that a large mortality is inevitable. It may be argued , of
course , that the Japanese , having better constitutions than
Westerners have and using simpler and more whole
some foods , may be expected to meet hard conditions of liv
ing with greater success. This may be true to a certain
extent. But It is a lesson of the Jap mortality record that
the time now given by us to fancy drill would be much bet
ter employed in teaching the rank and file practical hy
giene. A new conception of the army doctor's role is also
required. Baltimore American.
Why the Sky Is Blue.
TIE sky has long been a puzzle to physicists.
There are two mysteries to explain about it
its reflection of light and its color. The old
view was that the blue of the sky was due
simpiy to atmospheric oxygen. Oxygen has
a faint blue tint , and the idea was that sev
eral miles of the gas. even when diluted as It
is in the air , would have a bright blue color.
But this did not account for the immense illumination
of the sky , and of recent years Tyndall's "dust theory , " or
some modification of it , has been generally accepted. This
regards the blue color as an optical effect , like the color or
very thin smoke , due to excessively fine particles floating
in the air , which would also account for the large propor
tion of reflected light from the sky.
Recent calculations by Prof. Sprine , of Liege , Belgium ,
however , indicate that the dust in the air is not sufficient
in amount nor finely enough divided to support this ex
planation , and he rejects it for this and other reasons.
He has gone back to the old oxygen theory , and accounts
for the general illumination of the sky on the hypothesis ,
first advanced by Ilagenbaeh. that intermingled layers of
different density in the atmosphere give it the power of
reflecting liixht. Chicago Journal.
"Beef again , " said the head of the
house , discontentedly , as the platter
was passed before him. "Do you
know , my dear , there are times when
beef begins to pall on me ? "
"We had lamb yesterday , " said his
wife , "and on Monday you know we
had a roast loin of pork. "
"Oh , I know. That's just it. Beef ,
mutton and pork , pork , mutton and
beef. One monotonous round. "
"You don't care for chicken. "
"Oh , I get tired of chicken , that's
all. What I would like is a little
change. "
"We had a rabbit stew last week.
I thought yon enjoyed that If you
like , I'll have it again to-morrow. "
"My dear , " said the head of the
house , "I don't see why you imagine
that because * I happen to eat some
thing with a tolerable relish I can
stand for it seven days in the week.
Let the rabbit rest for a while. Beef ! "
Jjuck in Rusty Nails.
"Don't do that ! " exclaimed the
pretty stenographer , as the clerk , tak
ing her to luncheon was about to kick
a nail off the pavement. "Please pick
it up and give itpto me when we are
.iek in the office. You were telling
me the other day that baseball play
ers are superstitious about passing
empty barrels. Well , stenographers ,
among the women , anyway , believe
there is a hoodoo in giving nails tlm
go-by. It is always lucky to pick up
a nail on the street I don't mean
a dozen or two of them , when you hap
pen to be passing a building where
carpenters are at work , but. just one
lono nail that has wandered off by
itself and makes you wonder how it
ever got there.
"I know girls who have a cigar box
"If I had known you wouldn't care
for it I might have had some fish. "
"You can't get any fish that has the
right flavor after it has been packed
and kept on ice. "
"It's a pity that some new animal
can't be invented for you , " said the
long-suffering housewife , rebelling. "I
was reading the other day that they
ate iguanas in South America and that
the Digger Indians considered ants'
eggs a delicacy. "
"I don't think I am hard to satisfy , "
said the head of the family. "Perhaps
I had no right to hint that an occasion
al variety in my diet would be what
is this ? "
"What is which ? " asked tho lady , as
he masticated slowly and analytically.
"This this meat. "
"It's venison steak. The red currant
jelly is to the right of you. "
"I suppose you think that's funny , "
said the head of the house. Chicago
Daily News.
full of nails picked up at one time and
another , each of which is a memento
of some piece of good luck. Some
aids keep one nail in their pockat until
they find another. If you are look
ing for a job and pick up a nail on
\our way to answer an advertisement ;
it is a sure sicrn you'll get the place.
Girls think it is a particularly lucky
sign if you find a nail when out walk
ing with a young man. I'll let you
guess why. " New York Press.
Didn't Want It Pulled.
Mrs. Naggsby Henry , don't you
know that wearing your hat in the
house will cause your hair to fall out ?
Mr. Naggsby Yes. my dear ; but I
prefer to lose it that way.
Geuits wear pants ; gentlemen wear
trousers.
-I * * * flCi - *
It is hard to tell which feels tha
worst , Doc Osier or Jiminie Gariield.
Atlanta Constitution.
In the Chad wick case there are oth
ers besides Mrs. Chadwick that need
a little dose of retributive justice.
Chicago Tribune.
The Santo Domingo treaty fiasco
confirms the suspicion that the Presi
dent has a Senate broncho to "bust. "
Atlanta Constitution.
The secret of Russian troubles 17- ,
000,000 children between the ages of
6 and 14 absolutely without schooling
of any kind. Louisville Herald.
Hereafter when we discuss the war
we intend to talk familiarly about Tie
pass. It is the first name we have
been able to pronounce. Atchison
Globe.
Commissioner Garfield found that
the beef trust makes only 99 cents
on a steer. Has it occurred to any
one that the beef trust may have given
him the wrong steer ? New York Mail.
Hawaii has a territorial dei t 3 ,0 per i
cent greacer than that of the islands
prior to American annexation. Our ;
civilization conies high , but it is pref- '
erable to Queen Lil. Atlanta Consti
tution.
We are continually seeing the pre
diction that "Russia will continue tho'
fight to the bitter end , " but it strikes
us that all the ends are bitter. Also , j
some spots between. Montgomery Ad
vertiser.
A Chicago physician has discovered
that the mustard in the ham sandwich
creates an appetite for strong drink.
From the little mustard seed what tow-j
ering evils grow ! New York Com
mercial.
Doubtless when Commissioner Gar- i
field gets through with his investiga
tion of Standard Oil it Avill be found
j
that he reports it not as an outrageous
octopus , but as harmless as a clam.
Houston Chronicle.
Perhaps that American girl who is
"touring Europe with a pet pig sitting
beside her in her motor car" merely
wants to show that she is not ashamed
(
of the origin of her father's wealth.
Milwaukee Sentinel.
Having reached the age of 08 , Mr.
Grover Cleveland has picked up a bun
dle of rods , a landing net and some
bait and gone to hunt his chloroform
where the air is good and the fish are
biting. New York Telegram.
Bank of England has reduced the
rate of discount from 3 to 2y2 per ;
cent. Got more coin than they want.
Been trying to call those fellows for
two hours , but they're always busy.
New York Evening Telegram.
Mr. Jacob S. Coxey , of Coxey's army
fame , states that his dreams of ten
years ago are coming true in the po
litical development of to-day. How
the poor man must have suffered from
viie nightmare ! DCS Moines News.
Andrew Carnegie drew 90-1 in wit
ness fees in the Chadwick case , in ad
dition to the opportunity afforded him
of watching the face of the fair de
fendant while keeping his own con
cealed. Some men are born lucky.
Chicago Inter Ocean.
The way Russia keeps the Baltic
fleet hanging around in the Indian1
Ocean , neither sending it to the front ]
nor calling it home , reminds one of a
poker player fumbling his last dollar
and trying to decide whether to risk
it or put it back in his pocket. To- '
peica Herald. j
There are rumors that Japan Is will
ing to make peace on terms which in
clude from $300,000,000 to $700,000,000.
Indemnity. Possibly the Mikado will
consent to cut down the figures a little ,
but from present appearances It doea
not appear likely that he will offer
bargain-counter rates. Troy Times.
The Standard Oil Company's pipe
line from Kansas has struck a snag in
the way of an obdurate board of road
supervisors in Illinois. This particular
board objects to the line crossing high
ways. We wonder how long that sort
of thing will be permitted to go on ?
It is conducive to heart disease. In
dianapolis Sentinel.
Grand Duke Vladimir wants to
"send another army. " The Russian
armies are recruited from the masses.
The theory of the Russian autocracy
seems to be , the fewer the common
people the better for the autocracy.
The Grand Dukes continue to remain
off the firing line that is to say , the
Japanese firing line. Portland Ore-
gonian.
It was highly commendable in Con
gress to restore the Southern battle
flags to their owners. It is not de
sirable that tho memory of domestic
strife should be kept alive by exhib
iting the trophies of victory over our
own countrymen. It is to be hoped ,
however , that now the flags have been t :
returned they will not be preserved
and exhibited in the South to keep
alive the memory of "the lost cause. "
San Francisco Chronicle.
It is said that when General Kuro-
patkin left St. Petersburg to take
charge of the Russian army in Manchu
ria he boastingly remarked : "Peace
will be dictated in Toklo , remember '
that. " It looks as If that would be
so. Burlington Hawkeye.
It is noticeable that the trusts have
not yet been afflicted with any such
spasms of conscience as the man who
turned $12,000 into the United States
treasury. Conscientious remorse may
be Infectious , but the process is slow.
In some cases. Pittabunr r < - l
SPEPSIUIEL
A NINE YEAES' VICTIM PINDS A
EEMSDY THAT OUEE3.
For Tvro Tears TooVonk to\Tork A Dozen
Doctors Had Tried to Chock IJi uaso.
Treatment That Succeeded.
All sufferers from , weakness or disor
ders of the digestive organs will read
with lively interest the story of the com
plete recovery of Mrs. ISTettlie Darvoux
from chronic dyspepsia which was
thought to be incurable.
" To be ailing for nine years is not a
very pleasant experience , " said Mrs.
Darvoux , when asked for some account
of her illness. " For two years I was
critically ill and could not attend to my
household duties , and at one time I was
BO weak and miserable that I could not
even walk. My trouble was chronic dys
pepsia. I became extremely thin and
had a sallow complexion. I had no ap
petite and could not take any food with
out suffering great distress. "
" Did you have a physician ? "
'Yes , I took medicine from a dozen
different doctors , but without getting
any benefit whatever. "
"How did you get on the track of a
cure ? "
"A book about Dr.Williams'Pink Pills
was thrown in our doorway one day.
My husband picked it up and read it
through carefully. Ho was so impressed
by the statements of those who had been
cured by that remedy that he imme
diately bought three boxes of the pills
and insisted on my taking them. "
"Did they help you at once ? "
" I began to feel better the second day
after I started to use the pills and by tha
ttme I had taken the three boxes I waa
entirely well. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills
can cure even when doctors fail , and
they euro thoroughly , for a long time
has passed since my restoration to health
and I know it is complete and lasting. "
The surest way to make sound diges
tion is to give strength to the organs con
cerned. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills give
new vigor to the blood. Isfo other rem
edy yields such radical results.
Mrs. Darvoux lives at ! No. 497 Sixth
street , Detroit , Mich. Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills are sold by all druggists in
every part of the world. Dyspeptic
should send to the Dr. Williams Med
icine Company , Schenectady , N. T. , for
a new booklet entitled " What to Eat
and How to Eat. "
Acted the Part.
Toss les , Mr. Crabbe called to see
me last evening. I think he's very
nice.
nice.Miss
Miss Chellus What ! He's a perfect
bear.
Tess Isn't he , though ? No matter
how often I threaten to scream he
wouldn't stop. Philadelphia Press.
Macaroni TVhent.
Salzer's strain of this Wheat is the kind
which laughs at droughts and the ele
ments and positively mocks Black Rust ,
that terrible ecprch !
It's sure of yielding 80 bushels of finest
Wheat the sun shines on per acre on good
111. , la. , Mich. , Wis. , O. . Pa. , Mo. , Neb.
lands and 40 to GO bushels on arid lands !
No rost , no insects , no failure. Catalog
tells all about it.
JUST SEND IOC AND TiUS NOTICE
to the John A. Salzer Seed Co. , La Crosse ,
Wis. , and they will send you free a sample
of this Wheat and other farm seeds , to
gether vanh their great catalog , worth
8100.00 to any wide-awake farmer. 1C. .N. U..J
Making a Close Distinction.
Benevolent Party Young man , I'm
sorry to see you thus idling away the
golden hours of youth. Every time I
look out of uiy parlor window I see
you sitting on this fire hydrant.
The Young Man What's th' matter
with you ? What are you givin *
me ? I ain't idle when I'm doin' noth
ing. I'm a sewer inspector. Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
Deafness Cannot Bo Cnr d
by local applications , as they cannot reach tha
diseased portion of tho ear. There Is only one
way to cure Deafness , and that Is by constitu
tional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an In
flamed condition of tho mucous lining of the
Kustachlan Tube. When this tube gets Inflamed
fou have a rumbling sotinrl or imperfect hear
ing , and when it Is entirely closeu Deafness Li
the result , and unless the Inflammation can be
taken out and this tube restored to Its normal
condition , hearing will be destroyed forever ;
'
nine cases out 01 ten are caused'by Catarrh ,
which Is nothing but an Inflamed condition of
tho mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hundred Dollars for any
case of Deafness ( caused by catarrh ) that cannoj
bo cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for cir
culars , free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , O.
Sold by DniRKlsts. 75c.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
A new banking systemwhich enables
persons to make deposits of 2f > cents and
upward , interest being allowed when tho
amount reaches $5 , was adopted by the
National Bank of Ireland on Dec. 26.
The bank has several branches in Lon
don.
The Best Shampoo for the Hair.
Many shampoos are recommended for
the hair , as ejrtr. bicarbonate of soda ,
ammonia , etc. While these may be good ,
their indiscriminate use is injurious. The
only thin that can be proscribed for all
is ood , pure soap and plenty of water.
Use Ivory soap and di. olve it in the
water instead of rubbinj : on thf hair.
ELEANOR R. PARKER.
Contain ! nntrd.
"You are an authority on historv , I be-
ieve ? "
"No. " repliod the scholar , sadly. "I
ised to be before I bejian reading his-
orical novels. " Chicago Post.
* ak Tonr Dealer for Allen's Foot Ease ,
U'lS S CJK < ? :
S XSvr ' 10 " < " ' " > < S-
shoes easv
Trite and True.
'Vinegar never catches flie < '
So the proverb maker wrote :
i.nd sugarless candidate" , likewise ,
Fail to catch the floating vote.
. Wlnslow'n BooTHiao STXU for CLildraat
thing ; > ottn > tho garni , reduces lcC mra Uon. at-
n pain. cur * wind colic. 25 c au * botti * .
Capital worsted is as rare M bcatca