Moral Suasion and a Strap. "SJio eceras to have abandoned her moral suasion ideas relative to the- training of children. " "She has. " "How did. it happen ? " " \ Y1I , I was largely instrumental 'in bringing about the change. You Hee. she has no children , and I grew wear.v of her constant jircacliing and theorizing , so I loaned her our Will e. " "Loaned her your boy ? " "Precisely. She was lo have him n wcc3 > on her .solemn promise to con- line herself entirely to moral suasion. " " ! . : ! she keep her promiseV" "She did , but at the c > plration of Hie.ecl : she came to me with tears in heryes and pleaded for permission < u u-hMo him just once. " THOUGHT SHE WOULD DIE. 31 re. S. W. Marine , of Colorado Siirinu i Ht-u.-.ii to Fear theVornt Donii'a Kidney i'ills Saved Her. Mr Sarah Marine , of1'JS SI. Train street. Colorado Springs. Colo. . Presi den : c i the Glen Eyrie Club , writes : "I suffered for lii' ee years with s e v e r e backache. The d o < tors told me my kidney ; \v e r e affected and prescribed medicines f o r me , but 1 found that it was only a waste of time and money to take them , and began to fear that I would never get wen. A friend u < h ised me to trj" Doan's Kid ney Pills. Within a week after I began using them I was so much better that I < 5e < jded to keep up the treatment , and when 1 had used a little over two boxes I was entirely well. I have now enjoyed the best of health for more than four months , and words can but poorly express my gratitude. " For Hale by all dealers. Price r 0 rents. Foster-Milburn Co. , Buffalo. N. Y. Friendly Suggestion. Wimlig 1 don't know what we are goinjr to do with our youngest boy. .loblots What's the trouble ? \Vindig He's getting so AVC can't be lieve a word he says. .loblots Why don't you get him a job in the prediction department of the government weather bureau ? HIlHou Dollnr When the John A. Salzer Seed Co. , of Lr. Crosse Wis. , introduced this remark- nble prass three years ago , little did they dicaii , it would be the most talked of grass in America , the biggest , quick , hay pro- ducci ou earth , but this has come to pass. .Agricultural Editorswrote about it , Agr. College Professors lectured about it , 'Aer. Institute Orators talked about it , whilrin the farm home by the quiet fire side , in the corner grocery , in the village poj-t-office , at the creamery , at the depot , in fart wherever farmers gathered , Salzer's Billion Dollar Grass , that marvelous grasa , good for 5 to 14 tons hay per acre and lots of pasture besides , is always a theme worthy of the farmer's voice. Then comes Bromus Inermis , than which there is no better grass or better perma nent hay producer on earth. Grows wher- over soil is found. Then thecarmer talks almui Salzer's Teosinte , whicli produces 100 stocks from one kernel of seed , 11 ft. hipb. in 100 days ; rich in nutrition and qrcedily eaten by cattle , hogs , etc. , and is good for 80 tons of green food per acre. Victoria jRape , the luxuriant food for hops and hoep , which can be grown at 2."k a ton. aiSl Speltz at 20c a bit. , both jrieat fooa for sheep , hogs and cattle , also come in for their share in the discussion. .TUST SEND IOC IX STAMPS nnn this notice to John A. Salzer Seec Co. , La Crosse , Wis. , for their big catalog and many farm seed samples. [ C. N. U.J \Vindow-Dressiiiff. . Applicant I see you advertise for a window dresser. Dry Goods Merchant Yes , sir. Have you had much experience ? "I arranged the window display in the store I worked in last , and every woman who passed stopped and looked in. " "That's something like. You're jut the man we want. By the way , what line was your firm in ? " "Mirrors. " FOR WOMEN. Much that Every Woman Desires to KnowIsFoundinCuticura "Caticura Works Wonders. " Too much stress cannot be placed on the great value of Cuticura Soap , Ointment and Pills in the antiseptic cleansing of the mucous surfaces and of the blood and circulating fluids , thus affording pure , sweet and eco nomical local and constitutional treat ment for weakening discharges , ulcer- alions , inflammations , Itchings , Irri tations , relaxations , displacements , pains and irregularities peculiar to fe males , as well as such sympathetic affections as anaemia , chlorosis , hys teria , nervousness and debility. He Has It Now. Sayitt Old Graspit was buried yes terday. I suppose he is satisfied at last. Askitt Why. how's that ? Sayitt Oh , he always wanted the earth. The Present Rate Law. The duties of the present Interstate Commerce Commission are to correct nil discriminations in railroad rates. If it finds that an unjust rate is in effect , the railroad is notified. If it declines to change it , the Commission can bring suit In court , and if the court decides in favor of the Commissioners' finding. Hie railroad must obey , or Its officers may be brought up for contempt of court and summarily dealt with. A Repetition. Dolly Flirtgirl 1 am engaged to be married. Congratulate me , dear. Maud Brisk With all my heart. Ev erything I said the last time goes now ! Pack. The interest of the latest Parisian pluy centers in the death of an inventor who is killed while on a trial trip in his airship. The disaster is shown on the stag * in the course of a realistic ascent from the Eiffel tower. OPINIONS OF GREAT PAPERS ON IA1PORTANT SUBJECTS Where History Does Not Repeat Itself. ONTRASTS between French and Russian rev olutionary conditions are as noteworthy as the striking parallels of the two upheavals. One vast dissimilarity , palpable enough , Is in the relative position of the two nations in strug gles against foreign foes. While the French were having their Feast of Pikes , were tearing down their Bastile , were stringing up officials to the lanterne , were fighting out bloody debates in States-General and National Assembly , were running Paris with a Committee of Safety , were reveling in Sep tember massacre and reign of Terror , were cutting off King Louis' head and those of the aristocracy , the troops of France were carrying the tri-color to victory against the fillies. Before the regicide France was driving back the Duke of Brunswick and other commanders of the syndi cate of kings. On the day after the guillotine lopped off the French ruler's head Dauton said : "The coallzed kings threaten us ; we hurl at their feet , as gage of battle , the head of a king ! " France was sturdy and patriotic in the light against the foreign foe. On the other hand , see what is Russia's plight ! Humili ation heaped on humiliation ! A foreign war utterly barren of victory ; a war ruinously expensive. While million after million of roubles Is flung into the bottomless Avar chest , the people at home are without food. Each workman carries on his back not one soldier , but the weight of a score , starving the while. Not a spark of patriotism can be kindled. Not a ray of hope streaks the utter blackness of the perspective to the Far Eastward. In Its likeness to the French Revolution the Russian Revolution is rich in promise to the Russian masses. In its soldiers who will not shoot , barricaded streets , Jacobin ism , improvisation of firearms , pamphleteering , lack of bread , vacillating ruler , rotten bureaucracy , loot of shops , patrollotisrn and in a hundred other resemblances the rising has all the components of the French Insurrection. In the aspects wherein the present case differs most from the one of ever a century ago are seen the greatest powers for the destruction of the Russian Empire. New York Press. The Reign of High Prices. problem of living is becoming every day more and more intense for the man who re ceives a stated salary. The purchasing power of money is eonstanly becoming less. The dollar will not go as far to-day as it did a few years ago , and the dollars are just as difficult to obtain as ever. ' There must be an end some time to this constant in crease in the prices charged for the necessaries of life. Either the cost must bear some relation to the purchaser's ability to pay or else the latter must do without the desired article. As the situation now stands , the rise In prices is arbitrary , fixed by some unknown and unreachable authority , and has no apparent foundation. Every time the housewife nowadays visits the meat shop or grocery store she is confronted by another increase In the cost of tilings. Expostulation and protest are of no avail. She must meet the alternative of paying the price or going without. Flour , butter , eggs , canned goods , even vegetables , are all costing more now than they did a year ago. In tlib face of this constant advance , the head of the family is helpless. The extortion must be met , even though it means deprivation of the little comforts and pleas ures which formerly the surplus of the salary provided. It is an important question , however , to know when the era of high prices will end. It cannot go on indefinitely. There will come a time when the burden will be greater than the people can bear , and they will bring about a reck oning. If the increased cost of living is due to monopolies or trusts , some way will be found to break down their power of controlling the output of the necessaries of life. If the individual is made to suffer because some capitalists can buy up and store all the eggs in the market , as is said to be the case in Chicago , then some legislation ought to be devised which would place wholesale robbery of the peo ple in the catalogue of major crimes. There would be no complaint if the salaries Increased in proportion to the cost of living. On the contrary , they TO SAVE THE EYES. Attachment for the Hat to Ward Off the Sim's Glare. Some inventions are interesting by reason of their obvious impractica bility , others by reason of their ob vious simplicity , and yet others by rea son of their obvious originality. It must be rather refreshing to the jaded Patent Office Examiner , dulled with continual drawing of distinctions without differences , and worn out with interferences , to read a patent that is ingenious on its face and with all the NEW FEATURE ON THE HAT. earmarks of novelty. It is in this lat ter class that the eye shield here illus trated naturally falls. It certainly rep resents a departure from established conceptions of an eye shield. More over , it hails from the South , which is also in its favor , as that is a land where the Patent Office finds least sup port The combination is self-evident and needs but few words of explana tion. Inside of the hat , on the leather sweatband , there is a perforated metal plate , which permits of a wide range of adjustment in the shields , which are supported therefrom to conform to varying conditions of use. The shields , which may be of any desired design , are suspended from this plate by means of a hooked member. The Contented Uurglar. Visitor Don't you get awfully tired standing there making shoes all day and never being allowed to talk ? Convict 1 don't mind It myself. But it's pretty hard on the female shoplifters in the next building. They are not allowed to even utter a ver bal complaint while I turn out fifty pairs of these kicks per day. Cincin nati Commercial Tribune. Every H y ° u utter goes around ring- lag bell to put people next have an unfortunate and disagreeable habit of remaining stationary. The problem is , therefore , a serious one ; and while investigations are the order of the day , It might be worth while to inquire into the causes which are now add ing to the housewife's existence a multitude of financial cares. The effort to make both ends meet was never an easy one , but for some reason , which nobody seems able to fathom , it is more difficult to-day than ever before.- Washington Post. Our Army Doctors Shamed. HE small mortality in Japanese camps and hospitals puts to shame the medical science of Western armies. The report of the mor tality in General Oku's army for seven and one-half months of the severest campaigning shows 24,642 cases of disease and but forty deaths ! Only 193 men had typhoid fever , and there were but 842 cases of dysentery. This quite aston ishing record seems to indicate that the sanitarians and medical men In tho Japanese army take their duties seri ously and understand that it is their business not only to cure but to prevent disease by instructing the men in per sonal hygiene and by looking after the purity of their water supply and food. The contrast between our achieve ment and that of the Japanese suggests that our neglect ful method , or want of method , taant be revolutionized. The teachings of science , which we understand well enough , must obtain actual application. "In 1S9S , " says American Medicine , "for about the same length of time the United States put about 275,000 men in the field , and the deaths were 4,965 , most of them in peaceful camps and hospitals within our own territory. If Oku's army was only half as large ns ours , the figures would still speak loudly for the foresight and medical skill of the Japanese. Thut marvelous saving of human life is due to the thorough going precautions of the Japanese government and its med ical officers to prevent disease in the army. We Amer icans are by no means the only nation needing to have the lesson brought home. The English and French armies are in the same sad plight , and to a lesser degree the German. We have allowed the half-scorned ' ' - 'yellow man' to surpass us in military hygiene and medicine , and the lesson should not go unheeded. " It will no longer be permissible to let men die like flies in camp and hospital under the impression that a large mortality is inevitable. It may be argued , of course , that the Japanese , having better constitutions than Westerners have and using simpler and more whole some foods , may be expected to meet hard conditions of liv ing with greater success. This may be true to a certain extent. But It is a lesson of the Jap mortality record that the time now given by us to fancy drill would be much bet ter employed in teaching the rank and file practical hy giene. A new conception of the army doctor's role is also required. Baltimore American. Why the Sky Is Blue. TIE sky has long been a puzzle to physicists. There are two mysteries to explain about it its reflection of light and its color. The old view was that the blue of the sky was due simpiy to atmospheric oxygen. Oxygen has a faint blue tint , and the idea was that sev eral miles of the gas. even when diluted as It is in the air , would have a bright blue color. But this did not account for the immense illumination of the sky , and of recent years Tyndall's "dust theory , " or some modification of it , has been generally accepted. This regards the blue color as an optical effect , like the color or very thin smoke , due to excessively fine particles floating in the air , which would also account for the large propor tion of reflected light from the sky. Recent calculations by Prof. Sprine , of Liege , Belgium , however , indicate that the dust in the air is not sufficient in amount nor finely enough divided to support this ex planation , and he rejects it for this and other reasons. He has gone back to the old oxygen theory , and accounts for the general illumination of the sky on the hypothesis , first advanced by Ilagenbaeh. that intermingled layers of different density in the atmosphere give it the power of reflecting liixht. Chicago Journal. "Beef again , " said the head of the house , discontentedly , as the platter was passed before him. "Do you know , my dear , there are times when beef begins to pall on me ? " "We had lamb yesterday , " said his wife , "and on Monday you know we had a roast loin of pork. " "Oh , I know. That's just it. Beef , mutton and pork , pork , mutton and beef. One monotonous round. " "You don't care for chicken. " "Oh , I get tired of chicken , that's all. What I would like is a little change. " "We had a rabbit stew last week. I thought yon enjoyed that If you like , I'll have it again to-morrow. " "My dear , " said the head of the house , "I don't see why you imagine that because * I happen to eat some thing with a tolerable relish I can stand for it seven days in the week. Let the rabbit rest for a while. Beef ! " Jjuck in Rusty Nails. "Don't do that ! " exclaimed the pretty stenographer , as the clerk , tak ing her to luncheon was about to kick a nail off the pavement. "Please pick it up and give itpto me when we are .iek in the office. You were telling me the other day that baseball play ers are superstitious about passing empty barrels. Well , stenographers , among the women , anyway , believe there is a hoodoo in giving nails tlm go-by. It is always lucky to pick up a nail on the street I don't mean a dozen or two of them , when you hap pen to be passing a building where carpenters are at work , but. just one lono nail that has wandered off by itself and makes you wonder how it ever got there. "I know girls who have a cigar box "If I had known you wouldn't care for it I might have had some fish. " "You can't get any fish that has the right flavor after it has been packed and kept on ice. " "It's a pity that some new animal can't be invented for you , " said the long-suffering housewife , rebelling. "I was reading the other day that they ate iguanas in South America and that the Digger Indians considered ants' eggs a delicacy. " "I don't think I am hard to satisfy , " said the head of the family. "Perhaps I had no right to hint that an occasion al variety in my diet would be what is this ? " "What is which ? " asked tho lady , as he masticated slowly and analytically. "This this meat. " "It's venison steak. The red currant jelly is to the right of you. " "I suppose you think that's funny , " said the head of the house. Chicago Daily News. full of nails picked up at one time and another , each of which is a memento of some piece of good luck. Some aids keep one nail in their pockat until they find another. If you are look ing for a job and pick up a nail on \our way to answer an advertisement ; it is a sure sicrn you'll get the place. Girls think it is a particularly lucky sign if you find a nail when out walk ing with a young man. I'll let you guess why. " New York Press. Didn't Want It Pulled. Mrs. Naggsby Henry , don't you know that wearing your hat in the house will cause your hair to fall out ? Mr. Naggsby Yes. my dear ; but I prefer to lose it that way. Geuits wear pants ; gentlemen wear trousers. -I * * * flCi - * It is hard to tell which feels tha worst , Doc Osier or Jiminie Gariield. Atlanta Constitution. In the Chad wick case there are oth ers besides Mrs. Chadwick that need a little dose of retributive justice. Chicago Tribune. The Santo Domingo treaty fiasco confirms the suspicion that the Presi dent has a Senate broncho to "bust. " Atlanta Constitution. The secret of Russian troubles 17- , 000,000 children between the ages of 6 and 14 absolutely without schooling of any kind. Louisville Herald. Hereafter when we discuss the war we intend to talk familiarly about Tie pass. It is the first name we have been able to pronounce. Atchison Globe. Commissioner Garfield found that the beef trust makes only 99 cents on a steer. Has it occurred to any one that the beef trust may have given him the wrong steer ? New York Mail. Hawaii has a territorial dei t 3 ,0 per i cent greacer than that of the islands prior to American annexation. Our ; civilization conies high , but it is pref- ' erable to Queen Lil. Atlanta Consti tution. We are continually seeing the pre diction that "Russia will continue tho' fight to the bitter end , " but it strikes us that all the ends are bitter. Also , j some spots between. Montgomery Ad vertiser. A Chicago physician has discovered that the mustard in the ham sandwich creates an appetite for strong drink. From the little mustard seed what tow-j ering evils grow ! New York Com mercial. Doubtless when Commissioner Gar- i field gets through with his investiga tion of Standard Oil it Avill be found j that he reports it not as an outrageous octopus , but as harmless as a clam. Houston Chronicle. Perhaps that American girl who is "touring Europe with a pet pig sitting beside her in her motor car" merely wants to show that she is not ashamed ( of the origin of her father's wealth. Milwaukee Sentinel. Having reached the age of 08 , Mr. Grover Cleveland has picked up a bun dle of rods , a landing net and some bait and gone to hunt his chloroform where the air is good and the fish are biting. New York Telegram. Bank of England has reduced the rate of discount from 3 to 2y2 per ; cent. Got more coin than they want. Been trying to call those fellows for two hours , but they're always busy. New York Evening Telegram. Mr. Jacob S. Coxey , of Coxey's army fame , states that his dreams of ten years ago are coming true in the po litical development of to-day. How the poor man must have suffered from viie nightmare ! DCS Moines News. Andrew Carnegie drew 90-1 in wit ness fees in the Chadwick case , in ad dition to the opportunity afforded him of watching the face of the fair de fendant while keeping his own con cealed. Some men are born lucky. Chicago Inter Ocean. The way Russia keeps the Baltic fleet hanging around in the Indian1 Ocean , neither sending it to the front ] nor calling it home , reminds one of a poker player fumbling his last dollar and trying to decide whether to risk it or put it back in his pocket. To- ' peica Herald. j There are rumors that Japan Is will ing to make peace on terms which in clude from $300,000,000 to $700,000,000. Indemnity. Possibly the Mikado will consent to cut down the figures a little , but from present appearances It doea not appear likely that he will offer bargain-counter rates. Troy Times. The Standard Oil Company's pipe line from Kansas has struck a snag in the way of an obdurate board of road supervisors in Illinois. This particular board objects to the line crossing high ways. We wonder how long that sort of thing will be permitted to go on ? It is conducive to heart disease. In dianapolis Sentinel. Grand Duke Vladimir wants to "send another army. " The Russian armies are recruited from the masses. The theory of the Russian autocracy seems to be , the fewer the common people the better for the autocracy. The Grand Dukes continue to remain off the firing line that is to say , the Japanese firing line. Portland Ore- gonian. It was highly commendable in Con gress to restore the Southern battle flags to their owners. It is not de sirable that tho memory of domestic strife should be kept alive by exhib iting the trophies of victory over our own countrymen. It is to be hoped , however , that now the flags have been t : returned they will not be preserved and exhibited in the South to keep alive the memory of "the lost cause. " San Francisco Chronicle. It is said that when General Kuro- patkin left St. Petersburg to take charge of the Russian army in Manchu ria he boastingly remarked : "Peace will be dictated in Toklo , remember ' that. " It looks as If that would be so. Burlington Hawkeye. It is noticeable that the trusts have not yet been afflicted with any such spasms of conscience as the man who turned $12,000 into the United States treasury. Conscientious remorse may be Infectious , but the process is slow. In some cases. Pittabunr r < - l SPEPSIUIEL A NINE YEAES' VICTIM PINDS A EEMSDY THAT OUEE3. For Tvro Tears TooVonk to\Tork A Dozen Doctors Had Tried to Chock IJi uaso. Treatment That Succeeded. All sufferers from , weakness or disor ders of the digestive organs will read with lively interest the story of the com plete recovery of Mrs. ISTettlie Darvoux from chronic dyspepsia which was thought to be incurable. " To be ailing for nine years is not a very pleasant experience , " said Mrs. Darvoux , when asked for some account of her illness. " For two years I was critically ill and could not attend to my household duties , and at one time I was BO weak and miserable that I could not even walk. My trouble was chronic dys pepsia. I became extremely thin and had a sallow complexion. I had no ap petite and could not take any food with out suffering great distress. " " Did you have a physician ? " 'Yes , I took medicine from a dozen different doctors , but without getting any benefit whatever. " "How did you get on the track of a cure ? " "A book about Dr.Williams'Pink Pills was thrown in our doorway one day. My husband picked it up and read it through carefully. Ho was so impressed by the statements of those who had been cured by that remedy that he imme diately bought three boxes of the pills and insisted on my taking them. " "Did they help you at once ? " " I began to feel better the second day after I started to use the pills and by tha ttme I had taken the three boxes I waa entirely well. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills can cure even when doctors fail , and they euro thoroughly , for a long time has passed since my restoration to health and I know it is complete and lasting. " The surest way to make sound diges tion is to give strength to the organs con cerned. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills give new vigor to the blood. Isfo other rem edy yields such radical results. Mrs. Darvoux lives at ! No. 497 Sixth street , Detroit , Mich. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are sold by all druggists in every part of the world. Dyspeptic should send to the Dr. Williams Med icine Company , Schenectady , N. T. , for a new booklet entitled " What to Eat and How to Eat. " Acted the Part. Toss les , Mr. Crabbe called to see me last evening. I think he's very nice. nice.Miss Miss Chellus What ! He's a perfect bear. Tess Isn't he , though ? No matter how often I threaten to scream he wouldn't stop. Philadelphia Press. Macaroni TVhent. Salzer's strain of this Wheat is the kind which laughs at droughts and the ele ments and positively mocks Black Rust , that terrible ecprch ! It's sure of yielding 80 bushels of finest Wheat the sun shines on per acre on good 111. , la. , Mich. , Wis. , O. . Pa. , Mo. , Neb. lands and 40 to GO bushels on arid lands ! No rost , no insects , no failure. Catalog tells all about it. JUST SEND IOC AND TiUS NOTICE to the John A. Salzer Seed Co. , La Crosse , Wis. , and they will send you free a sample of this Wheat and other farm seeds , to gether vanh their great catalog , worth 8100.00 to any wide-awake farmer. 1C. .N. U..J Making a Close Distinction. Benevolent Party Young man , I'm sorry to see you thus idling away the golden hours of youth. Every time I look out of uiy parlor window I see you sitting on this fire hydrant. The Young Man What's th' matter with you ? What are you givin * me ? I ain't idle when I'm doin' noth ing. I'm a sewer inspector. Cleve land Plain Dealer. Deafness Cannot Bo Cnr d by local applications , as they cannot reach tha diseased portion of tho ear. There Is only one way to cure Deafness , and that Is by constitu tional remedies. Deafness Is caused by an In flamed condition of tho mucous lining of the Kustachlan Tube. When this tube gets Inflamed fou have a rumbling sotinrl or imperfect hear ing , and when it Is entirely closeu Deafness Li the result , and unless the Inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condition , hearing will be destroyed forever ; ' nine cases out 01 ten are caused'by Catarrh , which Is nothing but an Inflamed condition of tho mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness ( caused by catarrh ) that cannoj bo cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for cir culars , free. F. J. CHENEY & CO. , Toledo , O. Sold by DniRKlsts. 75c. Hall's Family Pills are the best. A new banking systemwhich enables persons to make deposits of 2f > cents and upward , interest being allowed when tho amount reaches $5 , was adopted by the National Bank of Ireland on Dec. 26. The bank has several branches in Lon don. The Best Shampoo for the Hair. Many shampoos are recommended for the hair , as ejrtr. bicarbonate of soda , ammonia , etc. While these may be good , their indiscriminate use is injurious. The only thin that can be proscribed for all is ood , pure soap and plenty of water. Use Ivory soap and di. olve it in the water instead of rubbinj : on thf hair. ELEANOR R. PARKER. Contain ! nntrd. "You are an authority on historv , I be- ieve ? " "No. " repliod the scholar , sadly. "I ised to be before I bejian reading his- orical novels. " Chicago Post. * ak Tonr Dealer for Allen's Foot Ease , U'lS S CJK < ? : S XSvr ' 10 " < " ' " > < S- shoes easv Trite and True. 'Vinegar never catches flie < ' So the proverb maker wrote : i.nd sugarless candidate" , likewise , Fail to catch the floating vote. . Wlnslow'n BooTHiao STXU for CLildraat thing ; > ottn > tho garni , reduces lcC mra Uon. at- n pain. cur * wind colic. 25 c au * botti * . Capital worsted is as rare M bcatca