Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, June 02, 1904, Image 7

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    A Suggestion.
Much depends on the title of a book.
It should be one that can be easily
spoken and adapted to attract atten
tion. How many authors meet these
conditions ? To give a book the mime
' of a man or woman is easy , but it is
only a sneaking way of escaping the
responsibility of finding a real title.
Two On a Tower , Many Inventions ,
Kidnapped , are all admirable titles ,
since they fulfil the conditions just
named , and are , moreover , found after
the books to which they belong are
read , to be eminently appropriate. Still
they are not ideal titles , for they lack
the merit of marked originality that
of the manufacture and sale of titles.
"Why should not some man make a
study of the subject and prepare titles
which can be sold at a modest price to
authors who have written new books ?
It would be a relief to the author of a
new historical novel if he cpuld send
to the title bureau and ask for a list
of suitable titles.
Could You Use Any Kind of a Sewing
Machine at Any Price ?
If there is any price so low , any offer
BO liberal that you would think of accepting -
. K cepting on trial a new high grade , drop
iff cabinet or upright Minnesota , Singer ,
Wheeler & Wilson , Standard , White or
New Home Sewing Machine , cut out
and return this notice , and you will re
ceive by return mail , postpaid , free of
cost , the handsomest sewing machine
catalogue ever published. It will name
you prices on the Minnesota , Singer ,
Wheeler & Wilson , White , Standard
and New Home sewing machines that
will surprise you ; we will make you a
new and attractive proposition , a sew
ing machine offer that will astonish
you.
If you can make any use of any
sewing machine at any price , if any
kind of an offer would interest you ,
don't fail to write us at once ( be sure
to cut out and return tins special no
tice ) and get our latest book , our latest
offers , our new and most surprising
proposition. Address
SEARS. ROEBUCK & CO. , Chicago.
The Certainty of Fato.
The Mohammedans have a fable
which they repeat to illustrate the
certainty of fate. The Philadelphia
Times quotes it as having been told by
Robert Barr , the celebrated novelist.
A sultan was once asked by his fa
vorite , the grand vizier , for permission
to leave at once for Sinrrna , although
a brilliant court fete was then in prog
ress. Upon being asked his reason for
such haste , the vizier replied :
"Because I just saw the angel of
death yonder In the crowd. He looked
at me so earnestly that I know he has
come for me. I wish to escape him. "
"Go ! Go at once ! " said the sultan ,
who then beckoned t6 the angel and
asked why the latter had looked so
earnestlj' at the vizier.
"I was wondering. " replied the angel
of death , "why he was here , for I have
orders to kill him in Smyrna. "
Mrs. Rosa Adams , niece of
the late General Roger Hanson ,
C.S.A. , wants every woman to
know of the wonders accom
plished by Lydia E. Pinkfaam's
Vegetable Compound.
" DEAR MRS. PIXKUAM : I cannot
tell you with pen and ink what good
ILyciia B. Pmkliam's Vegetable
Compound did for me , suffering from
the ills peculiar to the sex , extreme
lassitude and that all gone feeling1. I
would rise from my bed in the morning-
feeling1 more tired than wj en I went to
bed , but before I used two bottles of
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound , I began to feel the buoy
ancy of my younger days returning1 ,
became regular , could do more work
and not feel tired than I had ever been
able to do before , so I continued to use
it until I was restored to perfect health.
It is indeed a boon to sick women and
I heartily recommend it. Yours very
truly , MRS. KOSA ADAMS , 819 12th St. ,
Louisville , Ky. " _ $5000 forfeit If original of
above letter proving genuineness cannot be produced.
FREE MEDICAIi ADVICE TO
\TOMEN.
pon't hesitate tovrite to Mrs.
Pinkhain. She \vill understand
your case perfectly , andwill treat
you \vith kindness. Her advice
is free , and tha address is IJynn ,
Mass. No woman ever regretted
having -written her , and she has
helped thousands. .
50,000 AMERICANS
Were Welcomed to
Western
Canada
during last Year
They are settled and eettlinp on the
Grain and Grazing Lands , and are proa-
perons and satisfied.
Sir Wilfred Laurier recently said : "A
new star has rlien upon the horizon ,
and Is toward It that erer ? immigrant
who leares the land of his ancestors to
come and seekahofae for himself now
turns his gaze" Canada. There is
ROOM FOR MILLIONS
Jb'Jfc-t333EI Homestead * glren
away. Schools , Churches , Snll *
ways , Markets , Climateevery
thing to be desired.
For n.de crlptlT Atlas and other In
formation , apply to SCriRINTKNDKNT IK *
KlG&iTIOK , Ottawa , Canada ; or nut ho-
. rized Canadian Government Agents
. T. Holme * . 815 Jockion St. , St. Panl , Mina.t W. H.
Rmren , Box 118. Watertown. South Dakota ; W. V.Btn-
JM& . Wl Ketr YorkLih Building , Omaha , Neb.
Nature Study that Failed.
A certain clever teacher in a public
school once congratulated herself on
having given her geography class a
vivid Idea of Islands by cutting out
pieces of brown paper and pinning
them on the wall. "That's all very
well , " said the master of the school ,
speaking from a longer experience of
the youthful mind , "but those children
will go out Into life with a fixed Idea
that an Island Is a piece of brown pa
per pinned on the wall. " The New
York Evening Post says that two lit
tle "fresh air" girls were noticed , on
the morning after their arrival , gaz
ing at the landscape with evident dis
approval.
"What's the matter , children ? " asked
their hostess. "Why are you disap
pointed with the country ? "
"Why , there's no grass here , " said
one , pulling a blade and biting the end
of it.
The lady could only stare. "What is
your Idea of grass ? " she asked , at last.
Little by little the truth came out. To
begin with , grass , they thought , was
about the height of a man.
"If this were taller , would it be like
grass ? " asked the lady.
"Oh , no ! "
"How is it different ? "
"Why , grass is black , " said one child.
"Black and white , " added the other.
Then the explanation became appar
ent. They had drawn their ideas of
vegetation from the black and white
prints of newspapers and books.
Time to Act.
When the
back aches
and you are
always
tired out ,
d e pressed
and nerv
ous when
sleep is dis
turbed by
pain and by
urinary ills ,
it's time to
act. The
kidneys are
sick. Bonn's
Kidney
Pills cure
sick kidneys quickly and permanently.
Here's proof :
Mrs. W. S. Marshall , R. F. D. No. 1 ,
Dawson , Ga. , says : "My husband's
back and hips were so stiff and sore
that he could not get up from a chair
without help. I got him a box of
Doan's Kidney Pills. He felt relief in
three days. One box cured him. "
A. FREE TRIAL of this great kid
ney medicine which cured Mr. Mar
shall will be mailed on application to
any part of the United States. Ad
dress Foster-Milburu Co. , Buffalo , N.
Y. Sold by all dealers ; price 50 cents
per box.
Strict Discipline.
A lawyer and politician of a Western
city is regarded by his friends as the
most indulgent of fathers. The New
York Times tells this story in proof
of his consideration for his children
and for their belongings. He has a
large family of children , and each
child has a number of pets.
On a recent evening a very dignified
gentleman and his wife were making
a formal call upon the lawyer , when
one of the sons of the house burst riot
ously into the room , accompanied by
his pet goat. The agitation of the vis
itors was plainly evident.
"John , " said the father , reprovingly ,
"how many times have I asked you not
to bring that goat into the drawing-
room ? I must insist that you keep
him in the library. "
Please Tell Your Readers Our Big
5O-Cent Catalogue is Now Free.
For years the price of our big Gen
eral Merchandise Catalogue has been
50 cents , but we have reduced our sell
ing prices on all kinds of goods so fat
below all other hcmses as to insure al
most every catalogue bringing orders
and making new customers , and by the
introduction of new paper making ma
chinery , new automatic rotary print
ing , folding , binding and covering ma
chinery we have so reduced the cost of
making this big book that we will now
send it by mail , postpaid , free to any
address on application.
The big book which heretofore was
sold at 50 cents each and which is no\v
free for the asking , is S xll1/ * . inches
in size , contains thousands of illustra
tions , descriptions and prices , is thor
oughly complete in nearly every kind
of merchandise , including dry goods ,
clothing , boots and shoes , furnishing
goods , notions , millinery , carpels , up
holstering , hardware , tools , electrical
goods , guns , sporting goods , sewing
machines , musical instruments , organs ,
pianos , furniture , baby carriages ,
crockery , cutlery , stoves , drugs , photo
graphic goods , optical goods , talking
machines , moving picture apparatus ,
buggies , harness , saddles , saddlery ,
watches , jewelry , silverware , clocks ,
safes , refrigerators , tinware , every
thing used in the home , in the shop , in
the factory and on the farm , and all
priced at prices much lower than were
ever offered by any other house.
If you have one of our big catalogues
or have ever seen one you know what
it is , the most complete , most up to
date and lowest priced catalogue tner
published. If you haven't our big cata
logue don't fail to send for one at once.
If you have the big book please tell
your friends and neighbors that the
book is now free and they can get one
for the asking. Simply on a postal
card or in a letter say , "Send me your
Big Catalogue , " and the big new book ,
our regular 50-cent catalogue , will go
to you by return mail , postpaid , free
with , our compliments. Please don't
forget to tell your neighbor who hasn't
the big book that the big 50-cent l-ook
is now free to anyone for the asking.
Address
SEARS , ROEBUCK & CO. , Chicago.
Encouraging Him.
"There is only one reason why I have
never asked you to be my wife. "
"What is that ? "
"I have always been half afraid you
might refuse. "
"Well ( in a vrhisper , after a long * i-
lence ) , I should think you'd have curi
osity enough to want to find out whether
your suspicion was well founded or not ! "
Tit-Biti.
OF THE DAY
Protection and Trusts.
The downfall of protection will not
be long delayed , a big blow having
been struck by those who were its
warmest friends. The protection
theory is built on selfishness and when
its votaries cease to receive what they
consider their full measure of protec
tion they are not only willing to see
the whole fabric crumble , but to ex
pose its fallacies and freebooting. The
sugar planters are the latest to com
plain , they are bluming Cuban reci
procity and the monopoly of the sugar
market that the tariff gives the sugar
trust. It has hardly to be expected ,
though , that the American Ecouio-
mist , the organ of the Protective Tar
iff League , would publish these evi
dent truths about the tariff on sugar
and the extortion of the sugar trust ,
but in the last issue of the Economist
there is an article by Mr. Martin
Glynn , President and Manager of the
Modern Sugar Factories , Glynn. Louis
iana , Avhich tells the sad story , . He
says :
"While the sugar industry has ap
parent protection in the Dingley bill ,
it is only apparent. The annexation
of Hawaii and Porto Rico , together
with reciprocity with Cuba , enable the
trust to so manipulate the sugar mar
ket in their own 'interest that they
keep down the price of raw sugar and
put up the price of refined as high as
they want. They will not allow us to
make a fine sugar that will go straight
into consumption , as they will not il-
low the grocers to handle it.
"When the sugar industry of this
country is killed , which is being done
pretty fast , there will no longer be
any inducement to have a tariff on
sugar any more than there is on coffee.
Then the people will not allow them
selves to be taxed for the benefit of
Hawaii , Porto Rico or Cuba , or for
the sugar trust. The people will de
mand free sugar absolutely free , r < > -
.thiert as well as raw. Then we will
get rid of the sugar trust , the first and
the worst trust we ever had in this
country. "
The sugar trust magnates are om
nipotent ; they decree to the sugar
growers what kind of sugar they shall
manufacture from their cane and dic
tate to the grocers that they must
only sell trust sugar. Lots of people
would prefer for many uses the "raAv"
brown sugar , as it comes from the
mills of the planters , but it cannot In *
bought at any ordinary grocer's shop ,
for , us Mr. Glynn says : "the trust will
not allow the grocers to handle it. "
That is the way the trusts most of
them are monopolizing not only the
manufacturing but dictating the
wholesale and retail terms and prices
on which their product shall bo sold.
The sugar trust is no worse than the
steel trust and lots of other trusts , ex
cept that its production is a necessity
that all must purchase.
Now that the protectionists are borating -
rating the sugar trust as "the worst
trust , " and saying "the people will de
mand free sugar , absolutely free , re
fined as Well as raw , " and "then we
will get rid of the sugar trust , " shows
the quicksands upon which the house
of protection is builded. The whole
structure is liable to collapse at any
moment , for if the protection to sujjav
is removed why should the enormous
protection on iron and steel , fence
wire , axes , nails and numerous other
articles that the steel trust is inter
ested in bo maintained. Why should
nearly all the other trusts be protect
ed so that they can charge a greater
price for their products hero than
abroad ? That is the question for the
voters to ponder over and inquire into
and instruct their representatives up
on. Don't be fooled by the fallacious
talcs that the protective tariff brings
prosperity. That it conduces to high
prices is certain , for the cost of living
is now at the top notch , as every one
who is obliged to count the cost and
economize knows full well.
The Protective Tariff League , which
ia a league of trusts and protected
monopolists , is of course interested in
making the taxpayer believe that ho.
too , is protected , but the palpable
massing of the wealth of the country
is in the hands of a few and the con
tinued struggle for existence of the
many is an unanswerable argument to
the farmer , the storekeeper , the clerk ,
the artisan and the laborer , that they
have the worst of the bargain. As the
protectionists therefore acknowledge
that the sugar , trust is the worst
trust because it dictates the price of
its products and who shall deal with
it. and boars hardly on the susrar
planter , why are not the other tru t
that protection pampers equally hurt
ful to the American people. Tariff reform -
form is the only way to reach them.
Rottenness Rampant.
The Postoflice Department investiga
tions unearthed frauds and corruption
the stench from which almost suffo
cates honest people , and the farce of
judicial prosecutions is being enacted
with the result that probably some
measly little cierk or mayhap two or
three of them , poor little pen-wipers ,
working on starvation salaries , will be
convicted ; but the genuine grafters ,
the bigger fish who pocket the rake-
offs , will be exonerated or not prose
cuted at all , as in the case of Hon.
Perry Slick Heath. What a spectacle ,
the government attorney positively re
fusing to prosecute Heath ! If hon
esty and decency do not blush , then
they have indeed fied to brutish boasts.
What a travesty on justice , what a
mockery of the law was the trial and
acquittal of Congressman Lattimer in
New York. Although the jury brought
in a verdict of nominal guilt , the good ,
kind-hearted Republican judge saidi
"This faithful Republican servant only
technically violated the law. It Ifi
true he got § 25,00 for buncoing the
government , but , poor man , he says he
didn't know he was doing wrong , and
I will only fine him $1.000 and send
him to jail for one day.Every kindly
hearted person must sympathize with
that judge for being forced to do his
stern duty in passing the cruel , tortur
ing judgment upon the unfortunate
victim. The tears he shod are no
doubt bottled up with those of the
saints. Southern Mercury.
A Chameleon President.
It is said that there is in the White-
House , over the door going into the
President's room , a stuffed chameleon.
It is dead and no longer has the power
to change its color. Were it alive and
susceptible to the changing political
opinions and economic beliefs of th
strenuous occupant of the AVhito
House , it would , if we may believe
the President's latest and most vocif
erous champion in the House , be kept
busy changing its complexion. It
would take on a different hue every
time a politician more or less at vari
ance with the President's former opin
ions , emerged from the President's
room.
The authority for this statement is
contained in the last attempt of G n-
eial Grosvenor to eulogize the Presi
dent. It is found in the Congressional
Kecovd of April 27. Here is an ex
tract from this supposed eulogy :
"I have never had access to anil
knowledge of public men , and I will
say that I have never known a public
man holding a high position that was
more amenable to the sentiment of
public declarations and the advice of
his party and those surrounding him
that is Theodore Koosevelt. ( Applause
on the Ilepublican side. ) If it wen )
proper I could go into details , show
ing where he here changed his policy
upon a certain thing and there chang
ed his declarations in his message ,
and here did this to accommodate the
opinion of men surrounding him. ' '
It would have been extremely in
teresting if General Grosvenor ha-1
thought it proper to have gone into de
tails. He might , for instance , have
told us of the change of opinion that
took place a | day or two before the
President left on his Western trip ,
about a year ago. The officials of the
Protective Tariff League called at the
White House to tell the President that
if he did not stap talking tariff reform
and join the " "
"stand-patters" they
would do their utmost to defeat his
nomination. He is reported to have
changed so quickly that he had to de
stroy several good tariff reform
speeches Avhich he had ready for de
liverance on that trip. Why did not
General Grosvenor give us the de
tails ?
Is our President , then , the living
personification of that old-time states
man who used to close his long and
windy stump speeches with the mild
declaration :
"Gentlemen , them's my principles ;
if you don't like them , I can change
them. "
There is 110 doubt but that our Pres
ident can change his opinions. In
fact , as compared Avith former Presi
dents , he may be said to be a light
ning-change statesman. He has , as
various times , been a free-trader and a
protectionist ; a Cobden Club member
and a "stnnd-patter ; " an anti-boss man
and a boss man ; a civil sen-ice reform
er and a spoilsman : for law and order
and against law and order ; for union
labor and against union labor.
In fact he is not only "all things
to all men , " but he adjusts himself
quickly to the changing conditions of
changing times. Consistency may bo
the bug-a-boo of small , minds , it ( lees
not disturb our versatile President in
the least
The occasion for Grosvenor's last
eulogy grew out of his twenty ight-
pajre eulogy , printed in the Congres
sional Record of April 4- . Knowing
that General Grosvenor said all the
mean things that he could think of
against Governor Roosevelt , Avhen ! > c
Avas about to be nominated for Vice
President , and selecting quotations
from several of the books and articles
Avritten by President Roosevelt Con
gressman Claude Kitchen , on April 22.
made one of the most interesting
speeches of the present Congress. It
shOAved up both General Grosvenor
and the President in such a variegated -
ed and bad light that the General felt
called upon to make a reply. If the
President feels flattered at this last
eulogy he is about the only one of
that way of thinking.
Just His Style.
It is just Mr. Roosevelt's peculiar
style. He shows his superiority over
ail his great predecessors in the Presi
dential office by covering up scandal ,
refusing investigation and defying de
cent public opinion. Memphis Scimi
tar.
U. S. SENATOR PROM SOUTH CAROLINA
Recommends Pe-ru-na
For Dyspepsia and Stomach Trouble.
EX-SENATOR M. C. BUTLER
If you do not derive prompt and satis
factory results from the use of Peruria ,
write at once to Dr. Hartman , giving a.
full statement of your case , and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable ad
vice gratis.
Address Dr. Hartmau , President of
The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus , O.
An August Month.
"Do you believe in the superstition
that June is a lucky month in which to
get married ? "
"Why , no , " dissented Mrs. Porque-
Pacque of Chicago , decisively. "August
is my favorite month. "
"On what do you base your belief ? "
"Well , you see , I do all my marrying
in that month and the divorce courts give
alimony and counsel fees every time. "
Baltimore Herald.
How'a This ?
We offer Ono Hundred Dollars Reward for any
case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall's
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO. . Toledo , 0.
We the undersigned have known F. J. Cheney
for the last 15 years , and believe him perfectly
honorable In all business transactions and finan
cially able to carry out any obllgationb made by
their firm.
AVEST & TRTJAX. Wholesale Druggists , Toledo. O.
WALDING. KJNXAN & MARVIN , Wholesale
DniKpists. Toledo. 0.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally , acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of
the system. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all
Druggists.
Hall's Family Pills are the best.
Very Reserved.
Lawyer ( to his client , who is charged
with theft ) I must know the whole
truth if I am to defend you. Have you
told me everything ?
Client Except where I hid the money.
I want some of that for myself. The
King.
Do Tour Feet Ache and Burn ?
Shake Into your shoes Allen's Foot-Ease ,
a powder for the feet. It makes tight or
New Shoes feel Easy. Cures Corns , Bun-
Ions. Swollen. Hot and Sweating Feet. At
all Druggists and Shoe Stores , 25c. Sample
sent FREE. Address Allen S. Olmsted ,
La Roy , N. Y.
Chapels Had Been Churches.
Hayrick ( he owns most of the property
in his county ) Yes ; we're building this
town up rapidly. That's a brand-ueAV
church over there.
Visitor Do you belong to it ?
Hayrick Xo ; it belongs to me.
Piso's Cure for Consumption is the best
medicine I have ever found for coughs
and colds. Mrs. Oscar Tripp , Big Rock ,
111. , March 20 , 1901.
They Are Strangers Now.
First Dear Girl Congratulate me ,
dc-ar. Mr. Simpkins proposed last iri ht
and I accepted him.
Second Dear Girl Congratulate me ,
dear. Mr. Simpkins proposed to ine
night before last , and I refused him.
Mr * . WlnBloTT'o Bocmrxo &TKCT tor ChlMrwa
teething ; toftoni the eams , reduce * inflammation , al
tan pain , cnrei wind oollo. 35 ctau a botUs.
The Same Thing.
Uncle George Harry , I suppose ycu
keep a cash account ?
Harry Xo , Uncle George , I haven't
got so far as that ; but I keep an ex
pense account. Boston Transcript.
CASTOR IA
Per Infants and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Beaxs the
Signature of
S. C. N. TJ. - - No. 23 1QO4 :
BEGGS' BLOOD PURIFIER
CURES catarrh of the stomach.
Catarrh of the Stomach Is Generally
Called Dyspepsia Something to
Produce Artificial Digestion
Is Generally Taken.
Hence , Pepsin , Pancrcatin and a Host
of Other Digestive Remedies
Has Been Invented.
These Remedies Do Not Reach the
Seat of the Difficulty , Which
Is Really Catarrh.
. U. S. Senator M. C. Butler from
South Carolina , was Senator from
that state for two terms. In a re
cent letter to The Peruna Medicine Co
from Washington , D. C. , says :
"I can recommend Peruna for dys
pepsia end stomach trouble. I have
been using your medicine for a short
period and I feel very much relieved.
It is indeed a wonderful medicine be
sides a good tonic. " AL C. Butler.
The only rational way to cure dyspep
sia is to remove the catarrh. Peruna
cures catarrh. Peruna does not produce
artificial digestion. It cures catarrh and
leaves the stomach to perform digestion ,
iu a natural way. This is vastly better
and safer than resorting to artificial
methods or narcotics.
Peruna has cured more cases of dys
pepsia than all other remedies com
bined , simply because it cures catarrh
wherever located. If catarrh is located
in the head , Peruna cures it. If catarrh
has fastened itself in the throat or
bronchial tubes , Peruna cures it. When
catarrh becomes settled in the stomach ,
Peruna euros it. as well in this location
as in any other.
Peruna is not simply n remedy for
dyspepsia. Peruna is a catarrh remedy.
Peruna cures dyspepsia because it is
generally dependent upon catarrh.
In Warm Baths with
And gentle anointings
with CUTICURA
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sweetest of emollients.
It means instant relief and
refreshing sleep for tor
tured , disfigured , itching ,
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rest for tired , fretted
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Sold throughout the irorid. Cutlmra Sosp , SSc Oint
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mf fJIionipson'sEyeWatei '
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