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" "Well ( in a vrhisper , after a long * i- lence ) , I should think you'd have curi osity enough to want to find out whether your suspicion was well founded or not ! " Tit-Biti. OF THE DAY Protection and Trusts. The downfall of protection will not be long delayed , a big blow having been struck by those who were its warmest friends. The protection theory is built on selfishness and when its votaries cease to receive what they consider their full measure of protec tion they are not only willing to see the whole fabric crumble , but to ex pose its fallacies and freebooting. The sugar planters are the latest to com plain , they are bluming Cuban reci procity and the monopoly of the sugar market that the tariff gives the sugar trust. It has hardly to be expected , though , that the American Ecouio- mist , the organ of the Protective Tar iff League , would publish these evi dent truths about the tariff on sugar and the extortion of the sugar trust , but in the last issue of the Economist there is an article by Mr. Martin Glynn , President and Manager of the Modern Sugar Factories , Glynn. Louis iana , Avhich tells the sad story , . He says : "While the sugar industry has ap parent protection in the Dingley bill , it is only apparent. The annexation of Hawaii and Porto Rico , together with reciprocity with Cuba , enable the trust to so manipulate the sugar mar ket in their own 'interest that they keep down the price of raw sugar and put up the price of refined as high as they want. They will not allow us to make a fine sugar that will go straight into consumption , as they will not il- low the grocers to handle it. "When the sugar industry of this country is killed , which is being done pretty fast , there will no longer be any inducement to have a tariff on sugar any more than there is on coffee. Then the people will not allow them selves to be taxed for the benefit of Hawaii , Porto Rico or Cuba , or for the sugar trust. The people will de mand free sugar absolutely free , r < > - .thiert as well as raw. Then we will get rid of the sugar trust , the first and the worst trust we ever had in this country. " The sugar trust magnates are om nipotent ; they decree to the sugar growers what kind of sugar they shall manufacture from their cane and dic tate to the grocers that they must only sell trust sugar. Lots of people would prefer for many uses the "raAv" brown sugar , as it comes from the mills of the planters , but it cannot In * bought at any ordinary grocer's shop , for , us Mr. Glynn says : "the trust will not allow the grocers to handle it. " That is the way the trusts most of them are monopolizing not only the manufacturing but dictating the wholesale and retail terms and prices on which their product shall bo sold. The sugar trust is no worse than the steel trust and lots of other trusts , ex cept that its production is a necessity that all must purchase. Now that the protectionists are borating - rating the sugar trust as "the worst trust , " and saying "the people will de mand free sugar , absolutely free , re fined as Well as raw , " and "then we will get rid of the sugar trust , " shows the quicksands upon which the house of protection is builded. The whole structure is liable to collapse at any moment , for if the protection to sujjav is removed why should the enormous protection on iron and steel , fence wire , axes , nails and numerous other articles that the steel trust is inter ested in bo maintained. Why should nearly all the other trusts be protect ed so that they can charge a greater price for their products hero than abroad ? That is the question for the voters to ponder over and inquire into and instruct their representatives up on. Don't be fooled by the fallacious talcs that the protective tariff brings prosperity. That it conduces to high prices is certain , for the cost of living is now at the top notch , as every one who is obliged to count the cost and economize knows full well. The Protective Tariff League , which ia a league of trusts and protected monopolists , is of course interested in making the taxpayer believe that ho. too , is protected , but the palpable massing of the wealth of the country is in the hands of a few and the con tinued struggle for existence of the many is an unanswerable argument to the farmer , the storekeeper , the clerk , the artisan and the laborer , that they have the worst of the bargain. As the protectionists therefore acknowledge that the sugar , trust is the worst trust because it dictates the price of its products and who shall deal with it. and boars hardly on the susrar planter , why are not the other tru t that protection pampers equally hurt ful to the American people. Tariff reform - form is the only way to reach them. Rottenness Rampant. The Postoflice Department investiga tions unearthed frauds and corruption the stench from which almost suffo cates honest people , and the farce of judicial prosecutions is being enacted with the result that probably some measly little cierk or mayhap two or three of them , poor little pen-wipers , working on starvation salaries , will be convicted ; but the genuine grafters , the bigger fish who pocket the rake- offs , will be exonerated or not prose cuted at all , as in the case of Hon. Perry Slick Heath. What a spectacle , the government attorney positively re fusing to prosecute Heath ! If hon esty and decency do not blush , then they have indeed fied to brutish boasts. What a travesty on justice , what a mockery of the law was the trial and acquittal of Congressman Lattimer in New York. Although the jury brought in a verdict of nominal guilt , the good , kind-hearted Republican judge saidi "This faithful Republican servant only technically violated the law. It Ifi true he got ยง 25,00 for buncoing the government , but , poor man , he says he didn't know he was doing wrong , and I will only fine him $1.000 and send him to jail for one day.Every kindly hearted person must sympathize with that judge for being forced to do his stern duty in passing the cruel , tortur ing judgment upon the unfortunate victim. The tears he shod are no doubt bottled up with those of the saints. Southern Mercury. A Chameleon President. It is said that there is in the White- House , over the door going into the President's room , a stuffed chameleon. It is dead and no longer has the power to change its color. Were it alive and susceptible to the changing political opinions and economic beliefs of th strenuous occupant of the AVhito House , it would , if we may believe the President's latest and most vocif erous champion in the House , be kept busy changing its complexion. It would take on a different hue every time a politician more or less at vari ance with the President's former opin ions , emerged from the President's room. The authority for this statement is contained in the last attempt of G n- eial Grosvenor to eulogize the Presi dent. It is found in the Congressional Kecovd of April 27. Here is an ex tract from this supposed eulogy : "I have never had access to anil knowledge of public men , and I will say that I have never known a public man holding a high position that was more amenable to the sentiment of public declarations and the advice of his party and those surrounding him that is Theodore Koosevelt. ( Applause on the Ilepublican side. ) If it wen ) proper I could go into details , show ing where he here changed his policy upon a certain thing and there chang ed his declarations in his message , and here did this to accommodate the opinion of men surrounding him. ' ' It would have been extremely in teresting if General Grosvenor ha-1 thought it proper to have gone into de tails. He might , for instance , have told us of the change of opinion that took place a | day or two before the President left on his Western trip , about a year ago. The officials of the Protective Tariff League called at the White House to tell the President that if he did not stap talking tariff reform and join the " " "stand-patters" they would do their utmost to defeat his nomination. He is reported to have changed so quickly that he had to de stroy several good tariff reform speeches Avhich he had ready for de liverance on that trip. Why did not General Grosvenor give us the de tails ? Is our President , then , the living personification of that old-time states man who used to close his long and windy stump speeches with the mild declaration : "Gentlemen , them's my principles ; if you don't like them , I can change them. " There is 110 doubt but that our Pres ident can change his opinions. In fact , as compared Avith former Presi dents , he may be said to be a light ning-change statesman. He has , as various times , been a free-trader and a protectionist ; a Cobden Club member and a "stnnd-patter ; " an anti-boss man and a boss man ; a civil sen-ice reform er and a spoilsman : for law and order and against law and order ; for union labor and against union labor. In fact he is not only "all things to all men , " but he adjusts himself quickly to the changing conditions of changing times. Consistency may bo the bug-a-boo of small , minds , it ( lees not disturb our versatile President in the least The occasion for Grosvenor's last eulogy grew out of his twenty ight- pajre eulogy , printed in the Congres sional Record of April 4- . Knowing that General Grosvenor said all the mean things that he could think of against Governor Roosevelt , Avhen ! > c Avas about to be nominated for Vice President , and selecting quotations from several of the books and articles Avritten by President Roosevelt Con gressman Claude Kitchen , on April 22. made one of the most interesting speeches of the present Congress. It shOAved up both General Grosvenor and the President in such a variegated - ed and bad light that the General felt called upon to make a reply. If the President feels flattered at this last eulogy he is about the only one of that way of thinking. Just His Style. It is just Mr. Roosevelt's peculiar style. He shows his superiority over ail his great predecessors in the Presi dential office by covering up scandal , refusing investigation and defying de cent public opinion. Memphis Scimi tar. U. S. SENATOR PROM SOUTH CAROLINA Recommends Pe-ru-na For Dyspepsia and Stomach Trouble. EX-SENATOR M. C. BUTLER If you do not derive prompt and satis factory results from the use of Peruria , write at once to Dr. Hartman , giving a. full statement of your case , and he will be pleased to give you his valuable ad vice gratis. Address Dr. Hartmau , President of The Hartman Sanitarium. Columbus , O. An August Month. "Do you believe in the superstition that June is a lucky month in which to get married ? " "Why , no , " dissented Mrs. Porque- Pacque of Chicago , decisively. "August is my favorite month. " "On what do you base your belief ? " "Well , you see , I do all my marrying in that month and the divorce courts give alimony and counsel fees every time. " Baltimore Herald. How'a This ? 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The only rational way to cure dyspep sia is to remove the catarrh. Peruna cures catarrh. Peruna does not produce artificial digestion. It cures catarrh and leaves the stomach to perform digestion , iu a natural way. This is vastly better and safer than resorting to artificial methods or narcotics. Peruna has cured more cases of dys pepsia than all other remedies com bined , simply because it cures catarrh wherever located. If catarrh is located in the head , Peruna cures it. If catarrh has fastened itself in the throat or bronchial tubes , Peruna cures it. When catarrh becomes settled in the stomach , Peruna euros it. as well in this location as in any other. Peruna is not simply n remedy for dyspepsia. Peruna is a catarrh remedy. Peruna cures dyspepsia because it is generally dependent upon catarrh. In Warm Baths with And gentle anointings with CUTICURA Ointment , the great Skin Cure , and purest and sweetest of emollients. 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