Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930, April 14, 1904, Image 7

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Miss Nellie Holmes , treasurer of the'
Young Woman's Temperance Association
of Buffalo , N. Y. , strongly advises all suf
fering women to rely , as she did , upon
Lydia E , Pinfcham's Vegetable Compound *
J'pEAB MRS. PINKHAM : Your medicine is indeed an ideal woman's
medicine , and by far the best I know to restore lost health and strength. I
suffered misery for several years , being troubled with menorrhagia. My back
ached , I had bearing-down pains and frequent headaches. I would often
wake from restful sleep , and in such pain that I suffered for hours before I
could go to sleep again. I dreaded the long nights as much as the weary days.
I consulted two different physicians , hoping to get relief , but , finding that
their medicine did not seem to cure me , I tried your Vegetable Compound
on the recommendation of a friend from the East who was visiting me.
" I am glad that I followed her advice , for every ache and pain is gone ,
and not only this , but my general health is much improved. I have a fine
appetite and have gained in flesh. My earnest advice to suffering women is
to put away all other medicines and to take ] Dydia E. Piiikham's Vege
table Compound. " Miss KF.T.T.TK HOLMES , 540 No. Division St. , Buffalo , N. Y.
Jliss Irene Crosby , prominent in Social Life in East
Savanah , Ga. , adds her testimonial to the value
of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
DEAB MRS. PINKHAM : "It always gives
me pleasure to find an article of real value
and unquestioned merit. I have found
ILydia 13. Piiikham's Vegetable Com
pound well calculated to relieve and cure
the various troubles arising from irregulari
ties and menstrual pains.
" Much suffering could be spared if we
only paid more attention to proper living and
diet , but as long as women do not do this ,
your Vegetable Compound has come to
the front as a true friend in need. I have
been very pleased indeed with the relief it
has broujrbt. TOG. I find that I have perfect
health now , and that my mind is also more
clear and active since I used your Vege
table Compound. It has been of great
benefit to me , and I gladly recommend it.
Very sincerely yours , Miss IRENE CROSBY ,
313 East Charlton St. , East Savannah , Ga. "
Remember that every woman is cordially invited to write to
Mrs. Pinkham if there is anything about her case or symptoms
she does not understand. Mrs. Pinkham's address is IJynn , Mass.
Her advice is free , and is cheerfully given to any ailing woman
who asks for it.
FO R FEIT M wo cannot forthwlta prodnco the original letters and signatures of
above testimonials , which will prove their absolute genuineness.
Ljdia IS. Pinkham Mad. Co. , lornn , MOM.
A little skandel now and then iz
bi the best of men.
The carpenter nni pattern shop
iperated in conn < ction with the en-
lineering depirttneuo of the TJniver-
Sty of Mi.-hlgan has been enlarged
ji n arly do lole its former size. At
lie same time the equipme. fc "f the
hop has been improved and in-
reased Before the close "jf the cur-
anfc 'calendar year the foundry ,
i.acksmith shop and machine shop
will be leinodeled.
MEXICAN
Mustang Liniment
cures Sprains and Strains.
Were Welcomed to
Ifssfsrn
during last Year
They are settled and settling on tht
Grain and Grazing Lands , and are pro * .
permit- and satisfied.
SirWIllrod Laurier recently said : "A
rew star lias risen upon the horizon ,
i ixl Is toward It tliat every Immigrant
who leave * the land or his ancestor * to
come and peck a home for himself now
tuins his gaze" Canada. There ii
ROOM FOR MILLIONS
IIomcKtcmln ( riven
uvviy. SchoolK , < Uiurchci , JSuII-
\vayx , .Market * , < "l I unite , every
thing to be dexlrcd.
For a descriptive Atlas and other In.
formation , applv o SUPEKLNTKNOKKT !
NIQIUTIOK. Ottawa , Canada ; or antho-
v nn > Kll Nnw VorkLifu Bide. . Omnhn. N h-
i Toe article < n typh is ferer in the
llast volume ( vol. VII ) cf the Refer
ence Hand Book of the Medicinal
Sciences , was written by Dr. David
M. Cowie , lirst assistants in Internal
medicine in the medical department
, of the University of Michigan.
I Thirty-one thousand plants have
been purch.is d for use on the Sa i-
naw Forest Farm of the University
'of ' Michigan. Planting operations
will begin as soon as the weather
i permits.
THE USUAL PEOGRAM
Lady "My foofe seem to be swell'
ed. "
Shoe Dealer "These'tfo. 2 shoe *
have been in stock BO long that thej
have shrui k. "
Ladv "i really believe my joinb
are eohreed. "
'A'osj likely these shoes are wronglj
marked. They may be Ko. J's. "
Lady "I certainly ean'6 got tnea
01. "
Dealer Your instep is high. ]
will get another pair with a higher J I
instep. All persons of noble ancestrj
have high insteps"
Dealer ( back p-irt of the store ,
two minutes later ) "Quick , George
rub the marks off those number sixet
and give them to that woman ii
front. "
We are promised a seed time an <
harvist , but we ain't satisfied onlesj
we kan diktate the quantity ov oati
we are going to git to the aker , anc
what the price iz going to be.
Sale Ten Million Boxes a Year.
THE FAMILY'S FAVORITE MEDICINE
CANDY CATHAB.TIC
, SOc. AD
30
BEST FOR THE BOWELS
USE OF BITTER APPETIZERS.
tnflnoncea of Them on the Procesaes
of Digestion.
What Js the logic of the bitter ap-
flotizers that axe commonly taken just
before the heavy meals of the day both
to this country and abroad , asks the
London Lancet The object is appa
rently to stimulate the secretion of gas-
Iric juice , but it has been suggesiea
that it would be more physiological to
make use of a small quantity of alkali
Instead , as that is known to exercise
a favorable influence upon peptic se
cretion.
The chief objections to the use of.
bitters have been based on researchei
by Tchelzov , who found that the ad
ministration of large doses of quassia
hliidered rather than helped the diges
tive process. Relchmann , moreover ,
showed that in the fasting stomach ,
the secretory activity of which is nor
mal or diminished , a bitter drink pro
duced less secretion of gastric juice
than a draft of distilled water. These
experiments take account solely of the
specific action of the hitters , and do
not regard their reflex effects.
These have been particularly studied
by Borlssov , whose results are an
alyzed in a recent number of La Se-
maine Medicale. Borissov found that
If a little wad of wool soaked in tinc
ture of gentian was put into the mouth
( of a dog ) immediately before food was
administered a marked stimulate effecl
upon gastric secretion resulted , but if
the bitter was used fifteen or thirty
minutes before the meal it was quite
Inefficacious. It is concluded , there
fore , that these substances have tha
power of rendering gustatory sensa
tions more acute and of exercising a
temporarily stimulant effect upon gas
tric secretions ; for this purpose tney
Bliould be given immediately before tha
meal in small doses and in the form ol
tincture ( ten to twenty drops ) rather
than cachets or pills.
We rn'ay remark upon this that tha
habit is obviously susceptible of abuse ,
particularly when , as is usually the
case , some strong alcoholic liquor ig
used as the vehicle of the bitter. Aa
a matter of fact , such a stimulant
action is 'the real function which i3
intended to he subserved by the soup
which is taken at the beginning of a
meal. There is a tendency to consume
this in somewhat large quantity ; in
such cases it tends to be harmful rath
er than conducive to digestion ; bu <
there can be no doubt , on the othei
hand , that the use of a tabtespoonful
or two of a hot and sapid fluid at thq
beginning of a meal is an excellenj
means of giving the stomach a fair
start in the performance of Its funo
tlons.
Kills TTolf with Hands.
Elliott Terry , a 13-year-old boy of
Boxelder County , Utah , is the hero of
a desperate encounter with a big gray
wolf. The lad emerged victorious from
the conflict with nothing more serious
than a flesh wound in the leg to re
mind him of it.
With his 5-year-old brother , Eddie ,
Elliott was hunting squirrels. He was
armed with only a 22-caliber rifle. In
a clump of bushes the lads were at
tacked by a wolf , unusually large for
his species in this State. The younger
boy took refuge in flight , while Elliott
gave battle to the wolf. The animal ,
evidently having been driven down
from the mountains by the snows , was
ferocious. The boy fired a shot from
his toy rifle and before the wolf
reached him had discharged the weap
on twice more. All three bullets took
effect , but not sufficiently to disable
the animal , which-leaped at the hey
and fastened his fangs in the young
ster's leg.
Elliott , being unable to fire another
shot because of the close quarters ,
grappled with the beast , seizing it by
the throat. The animal snarled and
snapped viciously , but the lad held Ms
grip tightly , dropping his rifle and ap
plying all his strength with both hands
in an effort to shut off the wind of hia
antagonist This style of defense
proved effective , the wolf finally losing
strength and ceasing to struggle.
While the wolf lay gasping iipon the
ground the lad dispatched it by cutting
its throat with a pocket knife.
Shattering All Illusion.
The Ohio and Mississippi rivers were
bank-full. In the pilot house of the
steamboat as it drew near the landing
at Cairo , stood a traveler from the
East taking his first view of the thriv
ing city that stands at the junction of
these two mighty rivers , alwajs an ob
ject of interest to tourists.
"And this , " he said , speaking more
to himself than to anjbody else , "ia
the spot where Dickens' 'Martin Chuz-
zlewit' landed , away back in the for
ties 1"
The grizzled old pilot turned to him
incredulously.
"Mister , " he responded , "I've trav
eled this river , man an' boy , fur the
last sixty year , an' I hain't never seen
no boat o' that name. Somebody's
> een foolin' ye. "
Simplicity in Toys.
It is a pity that such a great variety
of toys are given to the modern child
to play with. Everything comes to hig
hand ready made , and leaves almost
nothing to his own creative genius. A
few simple playthings made the child
just as happy , and much more h *
ventlve. Many a little one will spend
hours building houses and laying rail *
road tracks with a box of blocks foi
his material who will in a day cast
aside the most costly toy , if it euggesj
nothing new to his fancy.
At the Bull.
A girl from the great woolly West
Was told she was "much overdressed ; "
Then they heard her exclaim :
"Well , you can't say the same
Of the rest of these girls , I'll be blest ! "
-Cincinnati Times-Star.
- - .
AN EASTERN WAR JOKE
Japnese Emperor "What news' ? "
Japanese General "We have met
the enemy and they are hours
behind us. "
New Boy "Lady wants to see VOD
lir"
Fortune Teller "Who is she ? "
"I don't know. "
"Theu follow her home and find
out. Bow the dickens am I going
! o tell a woman's fortune if I don't
tnow who she is ? "
THE SOUP INDUSTRY
Steward ( writing bill ol fare )
'What sort of suup will you have
oday ? "
Conk "I vlll tell you zoon. Zaml"
Sm-"H : re ! "
Cuuk "JJaf all yesterday's scraps
Ken added to zee stock-pot ? "
Sam "Yep. " .
Cook "Vat zort of soup does it
mell Ilk ? "
TOE PATERNAL RACK
Young Man "Why does Mr. Jinks
lave such a bang-dog , no-account
; ok ? Is it because he is in financial
roubles ? "
Old Man-"Oh , no. It is because
te is the father of children of school
tee , and they have begun to ask
Mm to help them wiih their anth-
letic. "
His Friends' Remedies We desire
[ remedy for a cold , and for the in-
Drmatinn of those who may make
uRgestJons , we mention that we
lave already taken the following :
Quinine , rock and rye , lemon hot ,
IOD toddy , Irish moss tea , teef tea
n quantities , hot milk , mustard
'laster ( externally ) , mustard plaster
infernally ) , hot vvater bag , steam
lath , hot irons , X's mixture ,
\rnnchial \ troches , hob baths and
nflnitum , ilaxseed , naseau , all the
en minute rem < dits , Stickeoi's
3orn Cure , Bump's Sure Cure for
Jog Cholera , Dover's powders , two
I fferent prescriptions of unknown
'haracter. '
We will be genuinely obliged for
long list of other things to take ,
tf. B. We have also taken a fresh
: old. Baltimore News.
The St. Edmnndabiiry Weaving
Vorks of ITeslemere , England , has
lent s me most exquisite productions
Df their loc ms to the World's fair.
These fabrics or silk and satin , in-
ilude a chalice veil of crimson satin
Brocaded in golc' thread with a
symbolic design. There are priestly
/rstments and hangings of silk and
aand tutfed rugs. Queen Alexandra
ecently ordered an alter cloth of
imilar design , red and gold being
: he combination selected.
At the World's fair an ingenious
Missouri man has a "print shop"
D"ilt of honey of. which he is tne
irchitect and the bees the builders
He reproduced his otlice building in
oainaHure and turned his bees loose.
In a few moths every facade , every
ootin and cnraer was thickly covered
vith golden honey. This odd ex-
ninit is placed in the palace of argi-
lulture.
The only work that will tell must
jest jou something. Meyer.
T h e Univeis ity hospital
In connection with the Michigm
Qniversit } will reciive any indigent
person for treatment at the expense
u f the township i n whicu n e
has l gjl residence upon the
written order of ihe supervisor of
that township.
"PE-RU-NA TOMES UP THE SYSTEM
IF TAKEN IN THE SPRING. "
SAYS THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL.
MISS MARJORY HAMPTON , OF NEW YORK.
Miss Marjory Hampton , 2616 Third Avenue , New York City , writes :
"Peruna is a fine medicine to take any season of the year. \
Taken in the spring it tones up the system and acts as a tonic , ;
strengthening me more than a vacation. In the fall and winter
/ have found that it cures colds and catarrh and also find that it '
is invaluable to keep the bowels regular , acting as a gentle stimulant - ' . , '
lant on the system. In fact , I consider it a whole medicine
chest. " Miss Marjory Hampton. , ' ' ,
PURE BLOOD
Blood Impurities of Springtime
Cause , Prevention
and Cure.
Dr. Hartman's medical lectures are
eagerly scanned by many thousand
readers.
One of the most timely and interesting
lectures he ever delivered was his recent-
lecture on the blood impurities of spring.
The doctor said in substance that ev
ery spring the blood is loaded with the
effete accumulations of winter , derang
ing the digestion , producing sluggish
ness of the liver , overtaxing the kid
neys , interfering with the action of the
bowels and the proper circulation of the
blood.
This condition of things produces
what is popularly known as spring fever ,
spring malaria , nervous exhaustion ,
that tired feeling , blood thickening and
many other names.
Sometimes the victim is bilious , dys
peptic and constipated ; sometimes he is
HOW IT WOPKb'
Prison Superintendent'Heie's a
lot of official documents showing
that the min ; who has been in cell
90 for the last- ten years has been \
found innocent of the crime for
which he was convicted. "
Assistant "Hum 3 \ \ bat's to be
done D'I\V ? "
Superintendent "Kick him out. "
The foundation of a noble charac
ter is absolute sincerity.
On March H , Dr. Frederick G.
Novy , professor of bacteriology Jn
the University of Michigan , gave
an address before the Wayne County
Medica ! Society at Detroit , on "Try-
panoamoes. "
um.ii .
yi * fr "feaflB " * ' " 1Wt-bS For Infants and Children.
You Havi
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< ; : : nim : mmi'i'mniiii'immmmt' iways
| able Preparalionfor As
similating UieFoodandBeguIa-
ling the Stomachs andBowels of Bears the
Promotes Digestion.Cheerfur-
ness andRest.Contains neither
OpiumMorphine. nor Mineral.
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Ctot/itd &iyc
1\tntoyfvtn.
Aperfecl Remedy forConsu'pa-
Fion , Sour Stomach.Diarrtioea
Worms .Convulsions .Fevensh-
ness and Loss OF S&EEP. ill
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Fac Simile Signature oF $5
NEW YORK.
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EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
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THE CENTAUB COMPANY. NEW YOUR CITY.
weak , nervous and depressed ; and again
la : may have eruptions , swellings and
other blood humors. Whichever it is ,
the cause is the nutno effete accumula
tions in the blood.
Nothing is more certain within the-
\vhole range of medical science t'lan that
a course of Peruna in early springtime
will perfectly and effectually prevent
or cure this almost universal affection.
Everybody feels it in some degree.
A great majority are disturbed con
siderably , while a large per cent of the-
human family are made very miserable
by this condition every spring.
Peruna will prevent it if taken in-
time.
time.Peruna
Peruna will cure it if taken as di
rected.
Peruna is the ideal spring medicine of
the medical profession.
If you do not derive prompt and satis
factory results from the use of Peruna ,
write at once to Dr. Ilartman , giving a.
full statement of your case , and he will
be pleased to give you his valuable ad
vice gratis.
Address Dr. Ilartman , President of
The Rartiuau Sanitarium , Columbus , .
Ohio.
It is the thrill of euthuisasm ; led
the true ring of truth you feel anc
hear hack of the cold type thai
nitikes ynu buy the thing advertised.
Jed Soarboro.
ISo man ever sank under the hurder
of today. It Is when tomorrow's
burden is added to the burden o ) '
today that the weight is more that
a man can hear. MacDonald.
1 never knu a man yet with a bed
full ov brains that could whisseB
or sing a tune korrecKtly.
Kindness iz never entirely wasted
it will tell even on a mule.
Mm. Wlnslow's SOOTHING SYttUP for chil
Irpn teethinpsoftens the uums , reduces Intta
matlon8llayspaln cured colic. Piiceijobottli
The best detinisbun I kan giv ov
happiness iz , to ha ? all our reazon-
-ible wants grati tied.
Piso's Cnre for Consumption ahvayi-
gives immediate relief in all throat tree
hies. F. E. Bierman , Leipsic , Ohio , Aug.
31,1001.
Lawyers , ducks and dok'ors aicr
remarkable for their big bills.
Old Sofas , Racks of Chairs , etc. , can
be dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS
DYES. *
Civiliz sbun hai given us ruin ,
the ffuir.full cauze ov more sin an < ?
mlzery than all the horrors OT bar.
barism combined.
Horc Agents for finest blgk
nottoe , , . Good ( tellers ,
now terrltorr old ii cue day. VVriU U. Wireucll
ZieaCUy.lll.
I have seen men who were so cun
ning at a trade that it wuz ical f us.
to be cheated bi them.
Aak Ton- Denier for Allen's Foot Eage > -
A powder to shake Into your shoes. It rests
the feet. Cures Corns , Bunions , Swollen ,
Sore , Hot , Callous , Aching , Sweating Feet
and Ingrowing Nails. Allen's Foot-Ease
makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all
druggists and shoe stores , 25c. Sampla
mulled FREE. Address Allen S. Oltusted ,
Le Eoy , N. Y.
IT WAS CHILLY
Jinks ( entering ) "Hello , old man {
You look blue. What's up ? "
Binks ( gloimily-Coal. ) "
rTvrrr Do we do It ! A pint of the flnwt RalrwasJ
n * ' W frJ5 cent" , delivcrel at your tiuor. K
farther { .barges wh tcTer. s-end 15 cents to
hatagon Specialty Co. Crookrrille , O.
Thare may be sutcb a case on re&
kord , but I never knu a thief t < -
reform yet.
BEGGS'BLOOD PURIFIER
CURES catarrh of the stomach.
CURES WHEKE All ELSE FAILS ,
ben Cougr Byru x. Tastes Good , use
in ttma. Sc & by drutrgi-u
N * N. U. * 2Q17 YORK