I Miss Nellie Holmes , treasurer of the' Young Woman's Temperance Association of Buffalo , N. Y. , strongly advises all suf fering women to rely , as she did , upon Lydia E , Pinfcham's Vegetable Compound * J'pEAB MRS. PINKHAM : Your medicine is indeed an ideal woman's medicine , and by far the best I know to restore lost health and strength. I suffered misery for several years , being troubled with menorrhagia. My back ached , I had bearing-down pains and frequent headaches. I would often wake from restful sleep , and in such pain that I suffered for hours before I could go to sleep again. I dreaded the long nights as much as the weary days. I consulted two different physicians , hoping to get relief , but , finding that their medicine did not seem to cure me , I tried your Vegetable Compound on the recommendation of a friend from the East who was visiting me. " I am glad that I followed her advice , for every ache and pain is gone , and not only this , but my general health is much improved. I have a fine appetite and have gained in flesh. My earnest advice to suffering women is to put away all other medicines and to take ] Dydia E. Piiikham's Vege table Compound. " Miss KF.T.T.TK HOLMES , 540 No. Division St. , Buffalo , N. Y. Jliss Irene Crosby , prominent in Social Life in East Savanah , Ga. , adds her testimonial to the value of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. DEAB MRS. PINKHAM : "It always gives me pleasure to find an article of real value and unquestioned merit. I have found ILydia 13. Piiikham's Vegetable Com pound well calculated to relieve and cure the various troubles arising from irregulari ties and menstrual pains. " Much suffering could be spared if we only paid more attention to proper living and diet , but as long as women do not do this , your Vegetable Compound has come to the front as a true friend in need. I have been very pleased indeed with the relief it has broujrbt. TOG. I find that I have perfect health now , and that my mind is also more clear and active since I used your Vege table Compound. It has been of great benefit to me , and I gladly recommend it. Very sincerely yours , Miss IRENE CROSBY , 313 East Charlton St. , East Savannah , Ga. " Remember that every woman is cordially invited to write to Mrs. Pinkham if there is anything about her case or symptoms she does not understand. Mrs. Pinkham's address is IJynn , Mass. Her advice is free , and is cheerfully given to any ailing woman who asks for it. FO R FEIT M wo cannot forthwlta prodnco the original letters and signatures of above testimonials , which will prove their absolute genuineness. Ljdia IS. Pinkham Mad. Co. , lornn , MOM. A little skandel now and then iz bi the best of men. The carpenter nni pattern shop iperated in conn < ction with the en- lineering depirttneuo of the TJniver- Sty of Mi.-hlgan has been enlarged ji n arly do lole its former size. At lie same time the equipme. fc "f the hop has been improved and in- reased Before the close "jf the cur- anfc 'calendar year the foundry , i.acksmith shop and machine shop will be leinodeled. MEXICAN Mustang Liniment cures Sprains and Strains. Were Welcomed to Ifssfsrn during last Year They are settled and settling on tht Grain and Grazing Lands , and are pro * . permit- and satisfied. SirWIllrod Laurier recently said : "A rew star lias risen upon the horizon , i ixl Is toward It tliat every Immigrant who leave * the land or his ancestor * to come and peck a home for himself now tuins his gaze" Canada. There ii ROOM FOR MILLIONS IIomcKtcmln ( riven uvviy. SchoolK , < Uiurchci , JSuII- \vayx , .Market * , < "l I unite , every thing to be dexlrcd. For a descriptive Atlas and other In. formation , applv o SUPEKLNTKNOKKT ! NIQIUTIOK. Ottawa , Canada ; or antho- v nn > Kll Nnw VorkLifu Bide. . Omnhn. N h- i Toe article < n typh is ferer in the llast volume ( vol. VII ) cf the Refer ence Hand Book of the Medicinal Sciences , was written by Dr. David M. Cowie , lirst assistants in Internal medicine in the medical department , of the University of Michigan. I Thirty-one thousand plants have been purch.is d for use on the Sa i- naw Forest Farm of the University 'of ' Michigan. Planting operations will begin as soon as the weather i permits. THE USUAL PEOGRAM Lady "My foofe seem to be swell' ed. " Shoe Dealer "These'tfo. 2 shoe * have been in stock BO long that thej have shrui k. " Ladv "i really believe my joinb are eohreed. " 'A'osj likely these shoes are wronglj marked. They may be Ko. J's. " Lady "I certainly ean'6 got tnea 01. " Dealer Your instep is high. ] will get another pair with a higher J I instep. All persons of noble ancestrj have high insteps" Dealer ( back p-irt of the store , two minutes later ) "Quick , George rub the marks off those number sixet and give them to that woman ii front. " We are promised a seed time an < harvist , but we ain't satisfied onlesj we kan diktate the quantity ov oati we are going to git to the aker , anc what the price iz going to be. Sale Ten Million Boxes a Year. THE FAMILY'S FAVORITE MEDICINE CANDY CATHAB.TIC , SOc. AD 30 BEST FOR THE BOWELS USE OF BITTER APPETIZERS. tnflnoncea of Them on the Procesaes of Digestion. What Js the logic of the bitter ap- flotizers that axe commonly taken just before the heavy meals of the day both to this country and abroad , asks the London Lancet The object is appa rently to stimulate the secretion of gas- Iric juice , but it has been suggesiea that it would be more physiological to make use of a small quantity of alkali Instead , as that is known to exercise a favorable influence upon peptic se cretion. The chief objections to the use of. bitters have been based on researchei by Tchelzov , who found that the ad ministration of large doses of quassia hliidered rather than helped the diges tive process. Relchmann , moreover , showed that in the fasting stomach , the secretory activity of which is nor mal or diminished , a bitter drink pro duced less secretion of gastric juice than a draft of distilled water. These experiments take account solely of the specific action of the hitters , and do not regard their reflex effects. These have been particularly studied by Borlssov , whose results are an alyzed in a recent number of La Se- maine Medicale. Borissov found that If a little wad of wool soaked in tinc ture of gentian was put into the mouth ( of a dog ) immediately before food was administered a marked stimulate effecl upon gastric secretion resulted , but if the bitter was used fifteen or thirty minutes before the meal it was quite Inefficacious. It is concluded , there fore , that these substances have tha power of rendering gustatory sensa tions more acute and of exercising a temporarily stimulant effect upon gas tric secretions ; for this purpose tney Bliould be given immediately before tha meal in small doses and in the form ol tincture ( ten to twenty drops ) rather than cachets or pills. We rn'ay remark upon this that tha habit is obviously susceptible of abuse , particularly when , as is usually the case , some strong alcoholic liquor ig used as the vehicle of the bitter. Aa a matter of fact , such a stimulant action is 'the real function which i3 intended to he subserved by the soup which is taken at the beginning of a meal. There is a tendency to consume this in somewhat large quantity ; in such cases it tends to be harmful rath er than conducive to digestion ; bu < there can be no doubt , on the othei hand , that the use of a tabtespoonful or two of a hot and sapid fluid at thq beginning of a meal is an excellenj means of giving the stomach a fair start in the performance of Its funo tlons. Kills TTolf with Hands. Elliott Terry , a 13-year-old boy of Boxelder County , Utah , is the hero of a desperate encounter with a big gray wolf. The lad emerged victorious from the conflict with nothing more serious than a flesh wound in the leg to re mind him of it. With his 5-year-old brother , Eddie , Elliott was hunting squirrels. He was armed with only a 22-caliber rifle. In a clump of bushes the lads were at tacked by a wolf , unusually large for his species in this State. The younger boy took refuge in flight , while Elliott gave battle to the wolf. The animal , evidently having been driven down from the mountains by the snows , was ferocious. The boy fired a shot from his toy rifle and before the wolf reached him had discharged the weap on twice more. All three bullets took effect , but not sufficiently to disable the animal , which-leaped at the hey and fastened his fangs in the young ster's leg. Elliott , being unable to fire another shot because of the close quarters , grappled with the beast , seizing it by the throat. The animal snarled and snapped viciously , but the lad held Ms grip tightly , dropping his rifle and ap plying all his strength with both hands in an effort to shut off the wind of hia antagonist This style of defense proved effective , the wolf finally losing strength and ceasing to struggle. While the wolf lay gasping iipon the ground the lad dispatched it by cutting its throat with a pocket knife. Shattering All Illusion. The Ohio and Mississippi rivers were bank-full. In the pilot house of the steamboat as it drew near the landing at Cairo , stood a traveler from the East taking his first view of the thriv ing city that stands at the junction of these two mighty rivers , alwajs an ob ject of interest to tourists. "And this , " he said , speaking more to himself than to anjbody else , "ia the spot where Dickens' 'Martin Chuz- zlewit' landed , away back in the for ties 1" The grizzled old pilot turned to him incredulously. "Mister , " he responded , "I've trav eled this river , man an' boy , fur the last sixty year , an' I hain't never seen no boat o' that name. Somebody's > een foolin' ye. " Simplicity in Toys. It is a pity that such a great variety of toys are given to the modern child to play with. Everything comes to hig hand ready made , and leaves almost nothing to his own creative genius. A few simple playthings made the child just as happy , and much more h * ventlve. Many a little one will spend hours building houses and laying rail * road tracks with a box of blocks foi his material who will in a day cast aside the most costly toy , if it euggesj nothing new to his fancy. At the Bull. A girl from the great woolly West Was told she was "much overdressed ; " Then they heard her exclaim : "Well , you can't say the same Of the rest of these girls , I'll be blest ! " -Cincinnati Times-Star. - - . AN EASTERN WAR JOKE Japnese Emperor "What news' ? " Japanese General "We have met the enemy and they are hours behind us. " New Boy "Lady wants to see VOD lir" Fortune Teller "Who is she ? " "I don't know. " "Theu follow her home and find out. Bow the dickens am I going ! o tell a woman's fortune if I don't tnow who she is ? " THE SOUP INDUSTRY Steward ( writing bill ol fare ) 'What sort of suup will you have oday ? " Conk "I vlll tell you zoon. Zaml" Sm-"H : re ! " Cuuk "JJaf all yesterday's scraps Ken added to zee stock-pot ? " Sam "Yep. " . Cook "Vat zort of soup does it mell Ilk ? " TOE PATERNAL RACK Young Man "Why does Mr. Jinks lave such a bang-dog , no-account ; ok ? Is it because he is in financial roubles ? " Old Man-"Oh , no. It is because te is the father of children of school tee , and they have begun to ask Mm to help them wiih their anth- letic. " His Friends' Remedies We desire [ remedy for a cold , and for the in- Drmatinn of those who may make uRgestJons , we mention that we lave already taken the following : Quinine , rock and rye , lemon hot , IOD toddy , Irish moss tea , teef tea n quantities , hot milk , mustard 'laster ( externally ) , mustard plaster infernally ) , hot vvater bag , steam lath , hot irons , X's mixture , \rnnchial \ troches , hob baths and nflnitum , ilaxseed , naseau , all the en minute rem < dits , Stickeoi's 3orn Cure , Bump's Sure Cure for Jog Cholera , Dover's powders , two I fferent prescriptions of unknown 'haracter. ' We will be genuinely obliged for long list of other things to take , tf. B. We have also taken a fresh : old. Baltimore News. The St. Edmnndabiiry Weaving Vorks of ITeslemere , England , has lent s me most exquisite productions Df their loc ms to the World's fair. These fabrics or silk and satin , in- ilude a chalice veil of crimson satin Brocaded in golc' thread with a symbolic design. There are priestly /rstments and hangings of silk and aand tutfed rugs. Queen Alexandra ecently ordered an alter cloth of imilar design , red and gold being : he combination selected. At the World's fair an ingenious Missouri man has a "print shop" D"ilt of honey of. which he is tne irchitect and the bees the builders He reproduced his otlice building in oainaHure and turned his bees loose. In a few moths every facade , every ootin and cnraer was thickly covered vith golden honey. This odd ex- ninit is placed in the palace of argi- lulture. The only work that will tell must jest jou something. Meyer. T h e Univeis ity hospital In connection with the Michigm Qniversit } will reciive any indigent person for treatment at the expense u f the township i n whicu n e has l gjl residence upon the written order of ihe supervisor of that township. "PE-RU-NA TOMES UP THE SYSTEM IF TAKEN IN THE SPRING. " SAYS THIS BEAUTIFUL YOUNG GIRL. MISS MARJORY HAMPTON , OF NEW YORK. Miss Marjory Hampton , 2616 Third Avenue , New York City , writes : "Peruna is a fine medicine to take any season of the year. \ Taken in the spring it tones up the system and acts as a tonic , ; strengthening me more than a vacation. In the fall and winter / have found that it cures colds and catarrh and also find that it ' is invaluable to keep the bowels regular , acting as a gentle stimulant - ' . , ' lant on the system. In fact , I consider it a whole medicine chest. " Miss Marjory Hampton. , ' ' , PURE BLOOD Blood Impurities of Springtime Cause , Prevention and Cure. Dr. Hartman's medical lectures are eagerly scanned by many thousand readers. One of the most timely and interesting lectures he ever delivered was his recent- lecture on the blood impurities of spring. The doctor said in substance that ev ery spring the blood is loaded with the effete accumulations of winter , derang ing the digestion , producing sluggish ness of the liver , overtaxing the kid neys , interfering with the action of the bowels and the proper circulation of the blood. This condition of things produces what is popularly known as spring fever , spring malaria , nervous exhaustion , that tired feeling , blood thickening and many other names. Sometimes the victim is bilious , dys peptic and constipated ; sometimes he is HOW IT WOPKb' Prison Superintendent'Heie's a lot of official documents showing that the min ; who has been in cell 90 for the last- ten years has been \ found innocent of the crime for which he was convicted. " Assistant "Hum 3 \ \ bat's to be done D'I\V ? " Superintendent "Kick him out. " The foundation of a noble charac ter is absolute sincerity. On March H , Dr. Frederick G. Novy , professor of bacteriology Jn the University of Michigan , gave an address before the Wayne County Medica ! Society at Detroit , on "Try- panoamoes. " um.ii . yi * fr "feaflB " * ' " 1Wt-bS For Infants and Children. You Havi Oouj < ; : : nim : mmi'i'mniiii'immmmt' iways | able Preparalionfor As similating UieFoodandBeguIa- ling the Stomachs andBowels of Bears the Promotes Digestion.Cheerfur- ness andRest.Contains neither OpiumMorphine. nor Mineral. I feT "NAR. C O TIC. JUxyv afOTtUb-SUtVELPITCHER fbmp&in Se 4lx.Senna. * Bi flcnp-Jeetl- Ctot/itd &iyc 1\tntoyfvtn. Aperfecl Remedy forConsu'pa- Fion , Sour Stomach.Diarrtioea Worms .Convulsions .Fevensh- ness and Loss OF S&EEP. ill w fc Fac Simile Signature oF $5 NEW YORK. " 3 EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. . . THE CENTAUB COMPANY. NEW YOUR CITY. weak , nervous and depressed ; and again la : may have eruptions , swellings and other blood humors. Whichever it is , the cause is the nutno effete accumula tions in the blood. Nothing is more certain within the- \vhole range of medical science t'lan that a course of Peruna in early springtime will perfectly and effectually prevent or cure this almost universal affection. Everybody feels it in some degree. A great majority are disturbed con siderably , while a large per cent of the- human family are made very miserable by this condition every spring. Peruna will prevent it if taken in- time. time.Peruna Peruna will cure it if taken as di rected. Peruna is the ideal spring medicine of the medical profession. If you do not derive prompt and satis factory results from the use of Peruna , write at once to Dr. Ilartman , giving a. full statement of your case , and he will be pleased to give you his valuable ad vice gratis. Address Dr. Ilartman , President of The Rartiuau Sanitarium , Columbus , . Ohio. It is the thrill of euthuisasm ; led the true ring of truth you feel anc hear hack of the cold type thai nitikes ynu buy the thing advertised. Jed Soarboro. ISo man ever sank under the hurder of today. It Is when tomorrow's burden is added to the burden o ) ' today that the weight is more that a man can hear. MacDonald. 1 never knu a man yet with a bed full ov brains that could whisseB or sing a tune korrecKtly. Kindness iz never entirely wasted it will tell even on a mule. Mm. Wlnslow's SOOTHING SYttUP for chil Irpn teethinpsoftens the uums , reduces Intta matlon8llayspaln cured colic. Piiceijobottli The best detinisbun I kan giv ov happiness iz , to ha ? all our reazon- -ible wants grati tied. Piso's Cnre for Consumption ahvayi- gives immediate relief in all throat tree hies. F. E. Bierman , Leipsic , Ohio , Aug. 31,1001. Lawyers , ducks and dok'ors aicr remarkable for their big bills. Old Sofas , Racks of Chairs , etc. , can be dyed with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. * Civiliz sbun hai given us ruin , the ffuir.full cauze ov more sin an < ? mlzery than all the horrors OT bar. barism combined. Horc Agents for finest blgk nottoe , , . Good ( tellers , now terrltorr old ii cue day. VVriU U. Wireucll ZieaCUy.lll. I have seen men who were so cun ning at a trade that it wuz ical f us. to be cheated bi them. Aak Ton- Denier for Allen's Foot Eage > - A powder to shake Into your shoes. It rests the feet. Cures Corns , Bunions , Swollen , Sore , Hot , Callous , Aching , Sweating Feet and Ingrowing Nails. Allen's Foot-Ease makes new or tight shoes easy. Sold by all druggists and shoe stores , 25c. Sampla mulled FREE. Address Allen S. Oltusted , Le Eoy , N. Y. IT WAS CHILLY Jinks ( entering ) "Hello , old man { You look blue. What's up ? " Binks ( gloimily-Coal. ) " rTvrrr Do we do It ! A pint of the flnwt RalrwasJ n * ' W frJ5 cent" , delivcrel at your tiuor. K farther { .barges wh tcTer. s-end 15 cents to hatagon Specialty Co. Crookrrille , O. Thare may be sutcb a case on re& kord , but I never knu a thief t < - reform yet. BEGGS'BLOOD PURIFIER CURES catarrh of the stomach. CURES WHEKE All ELSE FAILS , ben Cougr Byru x. Tastes Good , use in ttma. Sc & by drutrgi-u N * N. U. * 2Q17 YORK