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About Valentine Democrat. (Valentine, Neb.) 1900-1930 | View Entire Issue (May 28, 1903)
I A School for Baker * . There Is hardly a phase of modern Industrial life but which can be learned bt some school specially devoted to its 'teaching ' to better or to equal advan tage than the old-time apprenticing system. If there wasone branch that "had been overlooked it was that of the baker and confectioner , but this in- d istry Is no lonppr so neglected , as the London Natl a School of Bakery and Confectionery ouersacourseof the m > st advanced instruction in this "w/rk. Summer -Luncheons In hot weather things must look and taste just right. What more damtv and tempting tnan Libby's Melrose Pate a de1ictclv seasoned combination of Game , Ham and Tonjrue ; or more appetirinj ; for supper or breakfast than Libby's Corned Beef Hash ? Libby's Home-made Pork and Beans are like all of Libby's ( Natural Flavor ) Products , cooked ready to serve. Put up in convenient key-opcniny cans. FHEZ the booklet "How to Make Good Th i new to Eut ' ' Senil five 2c slumps for Libbj-'b big Atlas of the World. Libby , McNeill & Libby Chicago FREE TO WOMEN ! To prove the healing and cleansing power of Fax- tine Toilet Antiseptic we will mail a large trial package with book of in structions absolutely free. This is not a tiny sample , but alarge package , enough to convince anyone of its value. Women all over the country are prais ing Paxtine ior what it has done in local treatment of female ilia , curing all inflam mation and discharges , wonderful as a cleans ing vaginal douche , for sore throat , nasal ca tarrh , as a mouth wash , and to remove tartar and whiten the teeth. Send to-day ; a postal card will do. dot.1 iy draggUU or cent po tpk1d by u , SO ent , large box. Sntltfaction guaranteed. * . f AXTUN CO. , 216 Coiumbus Avb. , 3otoa , 'ESTERN CANADA has FBKK JIOMEg for mil- ; lions. Upwards of 100,000 Ameri- I cam have settled in Western Can ada during the past Syears. Thar I are CONTESTED , HAPPY AUD PROSPEROUS , and there is room 1 still tor MILLIONS. Wonderful yields of Wheat and other grains. The best Grazing Lnnda on the Continent. Magnificent climate , plenty of water and fuel. Good cchools , excellent churche j find plandid ratlvrar facilities. All in the FREE HOMESTEAD LANDS OF MANITOBA. ASSINIBOIA , SASKATCHEWAN AND ALBERTA. Send to the following for an Atlas and other litera te * telling of the great resources of the country , at jrall as for certificates giving you reduced rates. eto.i ; Superintendent of Immigration. OttawH. Canada , or to W.V. Bennett , 801 New York Life Bldg. , Omaha , Sob. , .Agent for the Government of Canada. / ' Ely's Cream Balm WILL CURE CATARRH CO Cta. Balm Into each nostril. SOCIETY WRECKED HER HEALTH. ! Mrs. Firm jfe Address Dr. Hartman , President \ of The Hartman Sanitarium , < Columbus , 0. , for free advice , , A French physician removes most foreign bodies frooTthe ear by suck ing them in a soft rubber tube. Always look for this trade mark : "The Klean. Keel Kitchen Kind. " The stoves without smoke , ashes or heat. Make comfortable cooking. Daniel Webster said : "All nation al wealth depends upon an enlighten ed agriculture. * ' Carpets can be colored on the floor with PUTNAM FADELESS DYES. The man who lets the world , or his own portion of it , choose his plan of life for him , has no need of any other faculty than the apelike one of imitation. J. S. Mill. Never Goes Amiss. A woman never hits what she aims at unless she throws a kiss. Somerville - ville Journal. He Paid For It. Jim ' That is a beautiful spring hat ihat Mrs D impieton has on. Jam "Yes ; but I'll bet you the hat is really on her husband. If you want to see a funny picture hunt up a photograph of yourself taken twenty or thirty years ago. . DOUGLAS \ - Shoes STJSS V lfe You can save from * 3.OO to 90.OO yearly by wearing W. I Douglas $3.50 or S3 Shoe * . They are just as good in every way as those that have been costing you from $4.00 to $5.00. Th immense sale of W. L. Douglas shoes prove * their superiority over all other makes. -iy Sold hv * retail shoe dealers everywhere. 25 The genuine have name and prica * stamped on the bottom Take no far'Ai nG'-FRfc rt v substitute , fast Color Eyelets used. .kATALOU CNEfc < g . w Douglas 94 Gilt Edge Une cannot be equalled at any price. * * { / Established 1876. KiAJMBHM H BM - * The Douglas * rret pr re" of Unnln ? lh hot lorn oln "W. Ii. Douglas makes and sells more men'a prod errs mere fltxtbte and lonjcT nrarlnp l atbr Goodyear welt ( hand-sewed process ) shoes lh u nj otherUnnire. Thcxalrt hatunorr than dou than any o'her manufacturer in the world. bled tb pa t fnnr vraro. whlrh prmn In uprrlorltj. COC ? nnn Dowarrl will be paltf to anyone-who IBM Sales : ! * 2,2 : j.sHi.iil vb OiUUU nBWaiU cairdisprot-e this statement : C32 S5.0M.a40.0 t Madsol tliebest importe-lin < t Aoiencanleathe' * . Tired , Nervous , Aching , Trem bling , Sleepless , Bloodless. Pe-ru-na Renovates , Regulates , Restores. A Pretty New Y rk Woman's Recovery the Talk of Her Numerous Friends. Mr * . J. E. Finn , 82 Bast High street , Buffalo , N. Y. , writes : Peruna Medicine Co. , Columbus , Ohio. Gentlemen : "A few years ago 1 had to give up social life entirely , as my health was completely broken down. The doctor advised a com plete rest for a year. As this was out of the question for a time , I be gan to look for some other means of restoring my health. "Ihad often heard of Peruna as an excellent tonic so I bought a bot- He to see ivhat it would do for ine and it certainly took hold of my system and rejuvenated me and in less than two months I was in per fect health , and now when I feel worn out or tired a dose or two of Peruna is.all that I needs' Mrs. J. E. Finn. Catarrh Causeu Female Diseases. America is the land of nervous women. The great majority of nervous women are so because they are suffering from some form of female disease. By far the greatest number of female troubles are caused directly by catarrh. The e women despair of recovery. I-Vmale trouble is so common , so i revalenr. that tlioy accejif it as almost : npvtabe ! The greatest obstacle in the way of re covery is that they dp not underatanvi that it is catarrh which is the source of their illness. In female complaint , ninety-nine cases out of one hundred are tiV.h'.nij bu : catarrh. Peruna euros catarrh wherever lo cated. \ \ Mat ian Altar. The word altar occurred iu. the scripture itsson. "What is an altar' ? " said tlie teacber. : 'A place to burn insects , " replied an bonest boy. Like Underwear. "Wbeie is tbab big blustery fellow wbo was boasting that he was all wot'l and a yard wide " "Oh , the boys turned the hose on him and he shrunk. " Kansas City Journal. Indirect Answer. Borem "Do you believe thatsuicide is a sin ? Miss Caustic "Well , in your case , I think it would be permissable. " A Good. Fire Extinguisher A very perfect tire extinguishing compound is made by mixing twenty pounds of common salt with ten pounds of sal ammoniac in seven gallons lens of water. A Sensational Case. Alston , Mich. , May 25. Houghton County has never witnessed a more striking medical case than that of Mr. Jauaes Culet of this place. Mr. Culet had spent a small fortune with the best physicians in the county and in addition to this he has tried every medicine he could hear of. He had a very bad case of Rheuma tism and Kidney Trouble , from which he had suffered for twenty years. Noth ing he could get seemed to do him any good , and he was gradually grow ing worse. j He has no Rheumatism now and explains - e plains It thus : , "One day I happened to see an ad vertisement of Dodd's Kidney Pills and decided to try them. "I made up my mind to give them a good , fair trial , as my case was a very bad one and was of over twenty years' standing. "I used altogether 42 boxes and I > can truthfully say that they have driv ' en out every trace of the Rheumatism. "I feel like a new man , and I can and do most heartily recommend Dodd's Kidney Pills for Rheumatism and Kidney Trouble. " ; y 1 b tr 01 ai ac lu tli le st ANNUAL ise e\ 10.000.000 . . tlP ai th Greatest in the World a" CO th A JOLLION GRANDMAS all over America point to OASOABETS Candy Cathartic as the most perfect family medicine ever discovered. Good , kindly , tender-hearted old soul grandma tries to help others by telling of the good things she has learned through experience , and so the w sale of OASOABETS is nearly A MILLION BOXES A MONTH. The wisdom of years of exper ience with her own health , and grandpa's and her children's , and her children's children's has d ( taught grandma that in OASCABETS Candy Cathartic has been discovered THE ONLY w PEBFECT FAKETLY MEDICINE for all bowel troubles , children's diseases , diseases of the stomach le and liver , * iok headaches , biliousness and bad blood. Best for the Bowels. All druggists , lOo , 25o , 5Oc. Never sold in bulk. The genuine tablet stamped COO. Guaranteed to cure or your cr money back. Sample and booklet free. Address Sterling Bemedy Co. , Chicago or New York. 534 ta Bb GIRLS WERE INQUISITIVE. A Newcomer Played a Little Joke on Them. In one of the important downtown departments of the general government at Washington the clerks are still laughing over the ingenious joke play ed by one of the pretty sister employes This yonng clerk had not been in the government service very long , but she had noticed that at lunch hour , after the girls had finished their noonday repasts , they gathered around and talked to each other and sometimes about each other. It was particularly noticeable that when a girl chanced to come to the office adorned in a new frock or wearing a new or odd piece of jewelry the other girls would ply her with all sorts of questions regard ing the garment or trinket. Now it happened the ingenious young lady .who had only lately come to work had a birthday not very long ago. Among the presents made to her was a beautiful gold locket , dangling at the end of a fine chain. She imme diately thought of what the girls at the office would say when they saw it. "The very first thing/ ' she thought to herself , "they will want to know whose picture in on the inside. And I'm going to fool them this once , even if they all hate me forever afterward. " So she went to work next morning. The locket dangled from the chain around her neck. The girls could see it from afar and their curiosity was great ere twelve o'clock arrived. Sure enough , they wanted to see whose pic ture was Avithin. At first the girl with the locket protested. But the others insisted , ami finally she said , "All right. " Then one of the curious coterie undertook the task. She \vas nervous and excited , says the Wash ington Star , and pressed away vaim.\ at the springs for a * few moments Then [ t came open , and this is whai greeted the gaxe of all : "Fie on your curiosity ! " It was neatly printed on a bit uf paper carefully cut to fit the trinket THIS DOG , "BUM , " IS THE GUARD OF A REFORMAFORY. "Bum. " the assistant night captain at the Colorado reformatory , works nights and sleeps in the daytime. A common mongrel pup crept inside the reformatory walls in a penitential mood one day , and since expiating his sins , whatever they were , has appoint- " " "BUM. id himself an officer of the outposts. \To one can come or go in the reform- itory grounds after nightfall until 'Bum" has inquired of him bis busi- icss in tones loud enough to warn the sleepiest lookout in the towers. The > hotographer says that "Bum" has jnough bloodhound stock in him to fol- ow a trail and bring back a runaway ivith the best of them , but with his Hrdiriary work "Bum" is the busiest log in official circles in the State. Holdincr Him to It. Absent-Minded Young Professor ( aft- r discoursing learnedly but vaguely 'or fifteen minutes ) I beg your par- Ion , Miss de Muir , but I seem to have vandered from the subject I had in nind when I came here , and find rny- te elf unable to pick up the thread , as it ni vere. of my Blushing Maiden I think , professor , rou were asking me to marry you. Absent-Minded Young Professor To m ie sure. sp spH ( .Wanders again. ) H [ Trees Without Leaves. At AtA There are great forests of leafless A rees in Australia. They are acacias , res Sv r wattles , as some people call them , Sv nd their being leafless is simply an SvAl daptation to the dry climate. They eh 6b ave leaves while growing , but when ehAc lieir growth is complete they shed the javes and breathe through the little tern that remains , because moisture W ' too precious to them for the free yo vaporation that leaves always cause. Incurable. mi "Your son , " said the phrenologist to he anxious parents , "will become a oet some day. " Here the father interrupted with an p ? ir of deep concern. "But don't you nc liink we could cure him now if we sp ould whack the poetical bump w th to sledge hammer or something like ev mt ? " Tit-Bits. There Are Others. se seW "I wonder why he uses' so many big W ( rords. " "Why , I suppose he's afraid if he oesn't we'll think he doesn't know -hat they mean. " Philadelphia Bul- " We will wager that when the baby BtI I ) ies at your house , its father voliin- irily looks up at its mother to see If le heard it. N The real heroines of every day are in our nomes. Frequently , how ever , it is a mistaken and useless heroism. Women seem to listen to every call of duty except the supreme one that tells them to guard their health. IIow much harder the daily tasks become when some derangement of the female organs makes every movement painful and keeps the nervous system unstrung ? Irritability takes the place of happiness and amiability ; and weakness and suffering takes the place of health and strength. As long as they can drag themselves around , women continue to work and perform their household duties. They , have been led to believe that suffering is necessary because they are women. What a mistake ! The use of Lydia E. Pinlcham's Vegetable Compound will banish pain and restore happiness. Don't resort to strong stimulants or nar cotics when this great strengthening , healing remedy for women is always within reach. JFREE MEDICAL ADVICE TO WCOIEN. If there is any tiling1 in your case about which you would like special advice , write freely to Mrs. Pinkhain. Xo man will see your letter. She can surely help you , for no person in America has such a wide experience in treating female ills as she lias lia I. She has helped hundreds of thousands of women back to health. Her address is Lynn , Mass. , and her advice is free. You are very foolish if you do not accept her kind invitation. For proof read the symptoms , suffering and cure recited in the following letters : "DEAE MRS. PIXKIIA : : I wish to express to you the great benefit I hare derived from vour advice and the use of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege table Compound. My trouble was female weakness in its worst form and I was in a very bad condition. I could not perform my household duties , my back ached , I'was extremely nervous , and I could not eat or sleep , and the bearing-down pains were terrible. My husband spent hundreds of * dollars to get me well , and all the medicine that the doctors prescribed failed to do me any good ; I resorted to an operation which the physician said was necessary to restore me to health , but I suffered more after it than I did before ; I had hemorrhages of the womb that nothing could seem to stop. "I noticed one of your advertisements and wrote you for advice , I re ceived your reply and" carefully followed all instructions. I immediately began to get stronger , and in two weeks was about the house. I took eight bottles of I/ydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound and continued following your advice , and to-day I am a well woman. Your remedies and help are a Godsend to suffering women , and I cannot find words to thank you for what you have done for me. " MBS. LOTTIE V. NJLYLOH , 1328 N. J. Ave. , N.W. , Washiogton , D. C. "DEAR MRS. PINKIIAM : I write to tell you what Lydia E. Pink- ham's Vegetable Compound has done for me. " I was suffering with falling of the womb and could hardly drag about , but after taking five bottles of Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound I was completely cured. I ani now a well woman and able to do all my work. "I think your medicine one of the best remedies in. the world. " MBS. J. M. LEE141 Lyndal St. , Newcastle , Pa. " DEAB MRS. PIKKHAM : Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound has done a great deal for me. I suffered so much from falling of the womb and all the troubles qonnected with it. I doctored for years with doctors'and other remedies but received only temporary relief. " I began taking your medicine , and had not taken it long before I was feeling better. My husband said that I should keep right on taking it as long as it gave me relief from my suffering , as I could not expect to be cured by one or two bottles. I did so and am now able to be on my feet and work hard all day , and go to bed and rest at night. Thanks to your Vegetable Com pound I am certainly grateful for the relief it gave me. It is the mother's great friend. I would not be without it in my house , for when I feel tired or out of sorts I takea few doses and feel all right. "I would recommend your medicine to all tired mothers , and especially to those suffering as I was. " MRS. R. F. CHAMBERS , Bennet , Neb. FORFEIT ' tre cannot forthwith prod ace the original lettersand signature * of $5000 aboTtt tMtimonialflwhich will prore their absolute genuineness. K. Piakfcam Medlclo * Co. , A Skin of Beauty is a Joy Forever ; PfcR. T. FELIX GOURAUIV8 ORIENTAL L-F CREAM , OK MAGICAL BEAUTIFIEK. Removes Tan , Pimples , Moth Patches. Hash , and Skin < 2 > j - : * diseases , and every blemish on ' years , and is so harmless we taste It to be sure it is prop erly made. Accept no counterfeit of similar name. Dr. U A. Sayre said to lady of the haul-ton ( a patient ) : "As you ladies will use them , I recommend 'Qour- 1 aud's Cream' as the least harmful of all tbe Skin prepara tions. " For sale bj all Drufrjrsts and foacy-Oood * Dealer ? in the O. S. , Canada * and Europe JTERD. T. HOPEIN3. Prop'r , 37 Great Jones at , K. X. The Rote System. The Eote system , like ether sys- ams of its age , made more of forms nd symbols than of the things sym- olized. To repeat the words correct- r" was everything , to understand the meaning , nothing ; and thus thfi pirit was sacrificed to the letter. erbert Spencer. * .sk Your Dealer for Allen's Foot Ease , powder to shake into your shoes. It ists the feet. Cures Corns , Bunions , wollen , Sore , Hot , Callous , Aching , treating feet and Ingrowing Nails , lien's Foot-Ease makes new or tight iocs easy. Sold by all druggists and ice stores. 25c. Sample mailed FREE , ddress Allen S. Olmsted. Le Roj , N. Y. The mourning color for unmarried 'omen ( in Brazil is scarlet , and the Dung ladies luok quite gay in it. Mrs. Winslow's SOOTHING SYBUP for fhil * n teethinpsoftens the gums , reduces in'ia- atloa , allays pain cures , colic. Piice25 bottle for Spinsters. We in En land have for some tirre st recognized the social and , shall it ot be said , the economic value of the jinster. She has long since ceased be disparaged , and , indeed , we see ery year how our girls cling to f ree- Dmand voluntarily constitute them- jlves what but a generation ago ould have been described as hope- ss old maids. " Lady's Pictorial. _ _ _ _ _ Many an honest man eats pie with knife. ITo Permanently Cured , nontaornervoasnegjaiier 11 O first clay's use of Dr. Kline's Great Jferre H - itoret Scc'd for FHEE$2.0t 'rial bottle and twatise. 3R. R. H. KL1XEUd.,931 St..Philadelphia Pa. .N.U. 773-22 , YORK , NEB. Some things are better forgotten then remembered. The habit of overlooking family jars , of failing to s e th2 sour look , and not heaiing the harsh word , and s itinn aside forever tbe disagree ment is a nabit that makes for family peace. It is throwing stones in the path out of one's way , Life is short at best , and we should make it a rule to grasp only the pleasant things that count only days of sunshine. Each one of us has a pet failure. Tn weaiiness and at times when not on guard , out comes the impatient reply , or the spizeful word which a moment after we reel that we would give anything in our possession could but we recall it. Unforeseen and ungarded impulses may be at the root of your neigh bor's peculiarities. ' Be patient and forget Missouri School Journal. It is a real delight , a restful pleasure to be in the society of people ple who have been disciplined in the amenities of life of those who radiate an atmosDtiere of kindliness , " " of good will and of helpfullness * wherever they go. Success. Potato Shells. v. * Add to a pint of hot mashed pota- s , half a teaspoon of celery salt , one-fourth of a teaspoon of Hungarian paprika , a tablespoon each of butter and cream and the stffly beaten whites of two eggs : press firmly into buttered shell ? , unmold carefully , brush the corrugated side with beaten yolk , lay ( n a buttered pan and bake brown ; garnish with parsley. Indians are occasionally troubled witto red aunts. It is something to have the in fluence on the fortunes of mankind ; it is greatly more to have influence on their intellects. Such is the difference between men of office and men of genius , between computed- and uncomputed rank. Landor. Literature is the immortality of speech. Schlegel. A little gall spoils much honey.- ; ' ' Portugu se proverb.