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EUM0B 0J THE WEEK
STORIES TOLD BY FUNNY
OF THE PRESS
MEN
Odd Carious and Laughable Phases
of Human Nature Graphically Por
trayed by Eminent Word Artists of
Our Own Day A Budget of Fitu
Too Timid
Ethel Ts Jack a very ardent lover
Helen No not very He always
seems to thiuk the hammock will break
down if we both sit in it at the same
time
During the Rainy Spell
Mrs Suburbs John who was It
wrote that poem beginning O for a
lodge in some vast wilderness
Mr Suburbs I duxino Must have
been some chump that never got out
side of the city limits in his life
How He IIc4ps
Has Bunkumb who was so anxious
for war awhile ago enlisted
Xo but hes around boasting that
he has spent 7 for flags and war but
tons
Having Tried the Pawnbroker
IBP
Does yo liml soakin shoes keep
dem from squeakin
Sho I does ef yo soaks em ki de
right place
Perhaps That Wns It
Mamma Alice what happened last
evening I thought I heard somet kkig
drop in the parlor
Alio 1 I think Mr Templeton fell
in love with me
Facinjc the Mob
The crowd surged around him Strong
racu tried to shove one another back
There were hoarse mutterings of dis
content Fjists were shaken and it
seemed as if those who were endeavor
ing to hold the more impetuous ones in
check would be crushed
But he never flinched They had not
come to lj nch him He was only hang
ing up a Avar bulletin
Vindicated
Prisoner said the court you have
been arrested as a suspicious charac
ter You appear to have no visible
means of support
Then his wife stepped forth and held
up her hands after which there was
nothing to do but discharge him
A Long Walk
Good Friend I have reason to sus
pect that your husband is flirting with
other women You ought to follow him
wherever he goes
Great heavens My husband is a
letter carrier Boston Traveler
Hard Service
Did you tell me that you were
wounded in securing that victory
Yes replied the Spanish general
Some of my assistants struck and I
smashed by fingers trying to work a
proof press Washington Star
The Cheerful Idiot
I hate these stories that
catch in them said the
have a
sensitive
boarder
Yes said the cheerful idiot that
what is the matter with fish stories
Indianapolis Journal
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The Employers View
She When would you consider a
man was happily married
He When hes wedded to his work
Yonkers Statesman
Just as Plenty
I bought a claim said the returned
Klondiker where nuggets were said
to be as plentiful as blackberries
And they were not
Well yes they were but you see
there are no blackberries in that re
gionsLiverpool rorcupiiie
Subdued
Whv do
you talk so in your sleep
Its the only chance I get
So Nevertheless
He is really the most provoking man
I ever saw
Why J thought he was so full of fun
a Hd good humor
Thats it He is always provoking a
anile Pliihutelphia BulletiH
JustXike a Man
Our nation the orator rehearsed
before the mirror went forth with
breadiu one hand and the sword in the
other
Isnt that just like a man his wife
interrupted him to ask a woman
wowld have taken a breadknife In
dianapolis Journal
Safety in Distance
I dont know how you ever meter
ed up the courage to ask the old gen
tleman for his daughter
Oh I went to Chicago and made the
request over the long distance
phone Detroit Free Press
Mr Peppers
If I had a broken nose said the
dude boarder who had been reading of
a prize fight I could not be happy no
matter how much I had won
Oh I dont know said Asbury Pep
pers You know the proverb says a
broken face oft hides a smiling heart
Cincinati Enquirer
Jutly Suspicious
Landlady The price of the room is
20 francs per week Will that suit
you
Student Perfectly
Landlady Then you cant have it A
man who meekly accepts such an ex
orbitant price obviously does not in
tend to pay his bill Paris Rire
Encouraging
How has Gen Blankspace been get
ting along inquired one member f
the Spanish cabinet
I dont think he has been losing as
many men as usual replied the oth
er lie hasnt reported any victories
for some time Washington Evening
Star
Absent Minded
Toothache old man Pshaw When
I have it I just go home to my wife
she kisses me and its gone
Is is your wife home now New
York Evening Journal
Reckoned Wrong
Johnnj How old was Methuselah
auntie
Aunt Nine hundred years
And how old are you auntie
Thirty my child
Then papa reckoned wrong by 870
years He said you were as old as
Methuselah Manchester Times
Must Ee a Mistake
no Where ignorance is bliss you
know tis folly to be wise
She I know the poet says so but still
you dout seem to be of a specially hap
py disposition
An Easy Recipe
Mrs Crossthwaite How do you man
age your husband He always seems to
be at home nights and I am told that
you have your own way about every
thing I wish I could govern mj hus
band tli at way
Mrs Kittish Its the easiest thing in
the world All youve got to do is keep
him constantly afraid that you dont
love him as much as you did before you
were married instead of having him
keep you in that state of mind
Cutting Remarks
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A Childs Understanding
Teacher Now that you have taken
part in the Memorial Day exercises can
you tell me wluit the especial signifi
cance of this day is why we keep it
as we do
Tommy Jqnes We have Memorial
Day so the boys can have their road
races and the magnates can work in
two ball games
Just Vanity
Hicks I saw the sign Look out for
paint on Willerbys fence as I came
along I suppose it is to keep people
from getting their clothes soiled
Wicks That might be the object of
any other man but in Willerbys case
I imagine it is just vanity He wants
everybody to know that he is having
his fence painted Boston Transcript
Just So
She But George suppose papa set
tles my dowry on me in own rigkt
He Well my dear girl its sr noth
ing to me if he does New York Commercial-Advertiser
A Very Sad Case
Did you hear the latest
asked a
Denver man of his best girl
No Something startling
Not so very That girl who sat right
in front of us at the theater the other
night has committed suicide
What was the cause
She couldnt keep up her dues in the
Dont Worry Club Denver Times
A Doubting Thomas
Sound said the pedagogue is
something that a person can hear but
can neither see nor feel
Oh I dont know exclaimed the
boy at the foot of the class I think
I can prove that you are off in your
theory
Very well Thomas retorted ibe
man of learning go ahead and prove
it then
Only yesterday you gave me a
sound thrashing sard Thomas I sup
pose the other pupils saw it aud dont
you think for a minute that I didnt
feel it
An Endless Affair
Smith Old Graspey invited me
to
take lunch with him yesterday
Jones Did eh 1 suppose there was
no end to the good things you had to
eat
Smith Right you are There was
neither a beginning nor an end to tlvent
Jones Why what did you have
Smith rretzels
Are There Any Others
Solomon The stage of to day shows
humanity m the worst posible light
Leviticus Yes the calcium is pretty
hard on the older ones Cincinnati En
quirer
DID HE DO RIGHT
A Policeman Aids a Criminal Bocnnse
the Latter Had Saved His Life
What would you have done asked
the big chief of police who was talking
confidentially with some of his friends
When I was a -patrolman in San
Franclsao I had a beat in the Chiuese
quarter The heathens didnt like me
a bit better than I did them and any
one who thinks that a Chinaman is not
revengeful has a whole lot to learn
One night after I had broken up a
fantan game and incidentally broken
an oriental head four highbinders
made a sneak on me aud actually had
the deadly cord about my neck Ev
erything turned black in an instant
but I heard the swish of a knife two
or three quick shots and braced up to
find as ugly a mug grinning at me as
t had ever clapped eyes on
Devilish close call pardy he
said Them yeller nouns had you
done But none of them kin kill a
white man where I kin put in a stop
per Im not in love with no police
man but I hate these here chow
chews and then I likes to do a good
turn once in - while so theyll be a
little on the right side of the book
Keep yer eye peeled pardy and he
was gone
Four 3ears later I was a roundsman
in St Louis We got a tip on a bank
robbery that was planned and I took
charge of the case We were located
and when the three inside workers
got to drilling on the safe we made a
rush and shot over their heads Up
went their hands and I yanked the
man nearest me to the floor
Hello pardj he whispered as we
went down Scoot I replied as I
tossetl him over my head through a
window and helped subdue another of
the prisoners What would you have
done
STONE IN HER STOMACH
From the Gazette Mandinsville III
The wife of the Rev A It Adams pas
tor of the Bedford Christian Church at
BLandinsville 111 was for years com
pelled to live a life of torture from dis
ease Her case baffled the physicians
but to day she is alive and well and tells
the story of her recovery as follows
About six years aro said Mrs
Adams I weighed about 140 pounds
but my heal tli began to fail and I lost
flesh My food did not agree with me
and felt like a stone in my stomach I
began to bloat all over until 1 thought I
had dropsy
I had pains and soreness in my left
side which extended clear across my back
and alsoHto the region of my heart Dur
ing these spells a hard ridge would appear
in the left side of my stomach and around
die left side
These attacks left me sore and ex
hausted All last summer I was so nerv
ous that the children laughing and plav
ing nearly drove me wild I suffered also
from female troubles and doctored with
ten different physicians without receiving
any help
My hus
band hav
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the news
p a p e r o f
Dr Will
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HI
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1 am now taking the eleventh box and
have been greatly benefited
I was also troubled with nervous pros
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and hand so that at times I could hardly
endure the pain but that has all passed
away I now have a good appetite and
am able to do my own work Have done
more this summer than in the past four
years put together Dr Williams Pink
Pills for Pale People cured me and I
think it my duty to let other sufferers
know it
Twins Etc in Germany
The German Statistic he Korrespond
enz has just been recording some ju
bilee statistics It tells of the fertility
of Prussian parents for the last sev
enty years and indeed the mother of
nations may rejoice to think that the
business of babies is no better in En
gland and alas not a respectable
fraction so good in France The Ger
man language makes provision for five
children at a birth and downward to
the modest number of one speaking of
fueuflinge vierlinge drillinge and
zwillinge and so to unity This record
shows that in the last seventy years
there have been three caseswhere pro
lific mothers have presented their de
spairing husbands with five at a birth
Of the vierlinge class 10G deliveries
are noted that is to say roughly one
and a half such tragedies every year
The drillinge have entered tne world
three at a time and no less than 7733
different occasions and of the zwillinge
G00ST1 pairs have been bom The to
tal number of visits that the stork has
paid to Prussian roofs in seventy years
is registered as 5S3SS7S2 a respecta
ble total Where the gods send mouths
they also send food It is therefore in
teresting to learn that Germany is re
cording in the present year the millon
ium jubilee of the native sausage The
papers are writing its history with a
pardonable pride They say it came
from Italy and was an item in the
feasrr of Lucullus Loudon Pall Mall
Gazette
To Hear from the Trops
A St Paul man has conceived a plan
whereby the people of St Taial and
Minneapolis may get weekly intelli
gence of the Thirteenth Minnesota
Regiment during its stay in the Philip
pines There are a great many rela
tives of our soldier boys living in the
twin cities and they want better com
munication with the absent ones than
is afforded by the ordinary methods
The scheme is to form an association
which shall subscribe to a common
fund to defray the expense of a ten
word cablegram from Manila every
week A good deal can be said in a
ten word message by using the cipher
code and as the cost is only about 2
the expense to any individual subscrib
er would be verv light
Quiet and Rcpcc nt Last
DIngley was contemplating the pur
chase of a country place aud had driven
his wife out to look at it
now do you like it he asked
Oh Im delighted its beauty fairly
renders me speechless she replied
That settles it rejoined Dingley
Ill buy It this afternoon and well
move out to morrow
A Philippine Hero
One of the Philippine insurgent leaders
is a beautiful woman whose life soenis to
be charmed Frequently we see people in
tliis country whose lives seem charmed
also but the only charm about it is that
they keei P their strength and vitalize
their blood with that celebrated remedy
Hostetters Stomach Bitters
He Never Got Over It
Janes was always under the impres
sion that he was a born humorist and
his friends never succeeded in convinc
ing him to the contrary But he has
given up trying to be funny now he
says his humor was the means of his
losing a girl with a lot of money and
he has never got over the blow He
explains it in this way
He was courting a brokers daugh
ter One day he called upon her and
she happened to be at home he consid
ered himself fortunate as she had been
out every time he had called for a
week and he determined to make the
best of his opportunity and pop the
question He found Her in a room bus
ily engaged with small bundles of dried
grasses which she had collected
What a quantity of dried grass you
have collected Miss Ritchie he said
Then his humor burst forth Nice
room for a donkey to get into
Make yourself at home Mr Janes
she said sweetly before he could finish
the joke
He went home and all the humor was
crushed out of him forever
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