The Falls City tribune. (Falls City, Neb.) 1904-191?, April 28, 1911, Image 6
GLOBE SIGHTS I A white lie doesn't hold its color very well. You might as well curse a man as curse at him. Hatred of a mau is often a measure of his activity. Not always, but usually, defi auee is about 7f* per cent bluff A man may be as good as his word without being much good. When the average man is de serving of sympathy lie over works it. Many people work harder to land a job then they do after wards. No woman feels dressed up un less she has on a fresh pair of hose . It takes a shaving brush too long to wear out after it begins to shed. If a friend does you a favor get out of his debt just as soon as possible. Are you willing to arbitrate with a man if you know you can whip him? Ho you know as much about your own business as you ought to know ? A fat man can’t look a villnn but he can feel about as mean as anyone. Some men always know what to do a few minutes after it is too late to do it. If a heatlhy boy walks down stairs, it is a sign that the stairs have no banister. When a man roasts bill col lectors everyone knows what that means; he is a dead beat. When a boy gets his first sweater he can’t help feeling that he is a good deal of an athlete. Farmers have become so pros porous that there is no longer a trying demand for plow shoes. If you are under 25 years of age you sound foolish when you say anything about suffering from insomnia . You get so little money of all kinds, that the chance of ac cepting aeounterfeit need not worry you much . A farmer, if his farm pays di vidends doesn’t have a great deal of time to devote to the fish industry. One trouble about smiling if everything goes wrong is that a molly-coddle is nearly always im posed upon. Some men go to extremes; not content with making a pimple seem a boil, they figure out that it must be a cancer. A saloon keeper may grieve when a drunkard dies, but the rest of the community bears up under it pretty well . A big man driving a Shetland pony may be very kind to the animal, but he always looks like lie is imposing on it. Some people wonder why a dog howls when the music begins. But there are others, good judges of music, who knows You can’t square yourself with a dead man with flowers and a monument. Good advice isn't going to be gratefully received by a man suffering with hunger. There are men who fuss about the harum skirt who might not object to a harem. A man can know all about the leading brands of booze without knowing very much. Spring Styles Watch Our Window H. N. Jenne Shoe Store Generally speaking a new Irani! of cigars is like a new theatrical attraction good the first season. The w,orld moves, but “talking things over” doesn't give it much of its momentum. The fact that your kin are school teachers isn’t positive evi dence of your superior wisdom. Fortunately, it is very hard to make a man believe he is suffer ing from an incurable disease. And there are men who don't go ahead very fast, even after they are sure they are right. You hardly ever find a person over CO who is particularly en thusiastic about cold weather. You are a sure enough good follow if you can enthuse when there isn’t anything in it for you. Who started the cry that coun try cured ham is so much super ior to the packing house prod uct Alfalfa Fat It lias long seemed logical that a food so miraculous in its ef fects upon other animals as al falfa should he fit for the direct use of man. True, though prairie hay is excellent for cattle and horses no serious effort has been made to adapt it to the human breakfast. Even clover, which like alfalfa hut in less degrees, is trood for chickens and pig's as well as cows and horses, has never been a serious candidate lor the kitchen pot. But alfalfa is not to be compared unto any of these things. No other hay is so rich it pays to grind it into meal, or so fruitful it makes a new crop as fast as a farmer can cut the old one. Alfalfa drips fat. It, will be strange if an animal at least half vegetar ian, ns man is, should have no use for such a plant except as predigested by some other ani mal. All these considerations lead up to report number a thousand and one of the successful adap tation of alfalfa to the human palate. There have been alfalfa oancakes, alfalfa muffins, alfalfa atmeal and alfalfa greens. Men ire said to have eaten them,but 10 reports have come to the cf ects of a steady diet. But now hrough New York sources come omething specific. Mr. Mark C. t’ich of Lithia, S. 1)., writes a 'Jew York paper of the remark hly fattening effects of alfalfa '•a. Seventeen days of two cups neh meal of alfalfa tea and he ained 10 and three-eighths lbs n weight. More wonderful still. iis infant daughter of 10 pounds ained 10 one-half pounds in 21 lays after alfalfa tea was added to her bill of fare. For details as to the making of the tea we must wait. But it is hard to wait. Farmers are able by the use of alfalfa to make their pigs gain a pound a day or more. But what food can claim to have added fifty per cent to a baby’s weight in three weeks. But anybody acquainted with al falfa will believe the effect, that a way has been found to make • llfalfa tea as palatable to peo (tie as it is to pigs if this has been done and can be done again the Nebraska farmer may chase the clouds from his brow. Reci procity may go hang, for Canada can never grow more than one crop of alfalfa a year, while we grow four. Mocha, Java, Brazil, China and Japan may also go their way. For gone will be the coffee heart and the coffee trust and the only tea we will drink is the kind we can buy out of a stack for half a cent a pound.— State Journal. —“ tested by taste.” OLD GOLDEN * COFFEE • ^P At Grocers—30c s pound ^P • TONE BROS., Dos Molnwi, Iowa A Miller9 of the lotiwu-* Tone Bros. Spices Local Happenings From Wednesday's Daily. Hob Wyatt was up from lie servo yesterday. Nina Tiehen of Dawson was in town shopping yesterday. Mrs. Charles Cook of Salem was shopping here yesterday. Mrs. IT. O. Lawson of Dawson was shopping here Tuesday. A. S. Tweed of St. Joe is in the eity on business today. Mrs. J. C. Ayers was in town from Verdon yesterday. Mrs. Will Cunningham was up from Rulo Shopping Tuesday. Clyde Foltz, representing the Omaha Rubber Co. called on V. <1. Lyford and Fred Sehock yes terday. F. S. Cleveland came down from Nebraska City to look after business at the Cleveland-IIughes store. Misses Mary and Rose Scliaible came down from Lincoln Mon day evening. Miss Mary return to that place yesterday. Roy Wright of the Nebraska City Sargeant wholsesael house was calling on our grocers yes terday. L. I). Graham, If. P. Whalem, A. L. Mickey and Will Hughes, all of Omaha were business visit ers in Falls City yesterday. .John Ryan, dim Kelly and Don 0’Grady eame down from Daw son yesterday and spent the day in this city. They made the trip in Don O’Grady’s car. The Falls City Retailers Asso ciation met in Jenne’s shoe store last evening for the purpose of discussing matters pretaining to the interests of the retail busi ness. The association is com pletely organized now with Chas. M. Wilson as president and os (oe Anderson as secretary. One aim i stlie protection of the local retailer, also the development of a bigger and better Falls City. The special vaudeville attrac tion at the Grand last night prov ed to be a success in every sense of the word. E. J. Gillam, “the tramp cartoonist’s pictures were '. specially good. The pcrformanc s interesting and educational. To ught Aileen promises to be 'ttired in a harem skirt and no loubt will draw a large crowd. Joe Forney, owner and man xer of tin1 Forney Smoke house ust north of Shield’s cafe has urchased the Burwiek pool hall nd will move his cigar store in part of that building. The new ten’s furnishing store of B. I. leavis will occupy the rooms ncated by Mr. Forney. Miss Bill Houston will enter ain a number of young ladies at i-dinner party today. The af ‘air will be complimentary to Miss Helen Hesterer, who will leave soon for her new home in South Dakota. Lyford’s delivery horse procee id to give its driver a tough of high life this morning and be came frightened and ran away. No one was hurt and no damage done to horse or rig. That seems to a “habit” with him. Mrs. T. J. <!ist, state president of Wamens Clubs, who is spend ing the week in Aurora, York, Norfolk and Valley, is expected home Saturday. Mrs. Deter Restorer will enter tain the L. B. T. club Ibis after noon at her home on Lane St. Mrs. AI Restorer will be a guest of the club. Guy Crook and wife are visit t-lie former’s parents for a few days. They will soon go to housekeeping in the John Crook property. John Crook returned yesterday from an extended stay in Cal ifornia. where he has been iu the interests of the bridge company. Mrs. Mike Mahoney returned from Kulo after attending the Mahan-Wildson wedding. Miss Margaret Pierce of Kulo was in town last night. Arnos Gantt returned yesterday from a business trip to Humboldt. Harry P. Custer was a business visitor in Beatrice yesterday. E. E. Blakely of St. Joe spent yesterday in this cidty. G. M. Booth of St. Joe was in the city on business yesterday. George Mann came down from Omaha yesterday on business. THE OPENING SEASON The Opening of Baseball Season At Lincoln Was A Success In Every Way The opening of the baseball I season in Lincoln was a success in every way. The day was per ! feet for the game and over five thousand of the faithful wended their way to Antelope park to witness the “Anteolpes’’ trim the “Grizzlies.” The grandstand was filled to the limit half an hour before the game started and the sale of grand stand tick ets had to be stopped. Provis ions for a big crowd however had been porvided for out in the grass and a crowd of people lin ed the field all around the rear fence. While the Denver team had been heralded far and wide as the coming champions, Lincoln boosters had only smiled at the claims of other cities in the lea gue and murmured “Wait and see.’’ There is little doubt but that the Denver Grizzlies are a formidable aggregation, but those who saw the opening game in the Nebraska capital Friday have enthusiastic praise for the bunch of boys President Despain has got together, and there is little doubt but that the Antelopes will be in the fight from the start. The hitting of the Lincoln club, on previous years consider ed a weakness, was a revelation to the patrons of the game and demonstrated the fact that this will not, bo a weakness this year. Three two sackers in succession .shows that the hitting depart ment will be a factor which will cause the oposition clubs to take notice of. The game was closely played and resulted in a ietory for Lincoln bv the score of 3 to 2. There is but little doubt but lie people outside of Lincoli ho visit the city this summer ill have an opportunity to sei bout the classiest aggregation of >all tossers outside of the bis. eague. When one takes into con ideration the fact that ncarlj ■verjr man on the Lincoln clul las been purchased from the najor leagues and at some time <r another has been either one ol he best or has shown just class •nough to have been there for a ryout, it will be seen that an irtiele of fast ball will be wit tessed by those who see the Lin oln club in action against the ipposing clubs who visit the cap tal city this season. Meeting of Eastern Star Prom Wednesday’s Daily. The Eastern Star met in reg ilar session last night. During he early part of the meeting Mrs. Thomas Naylor was initiat 'd into the mysteries of the or der. The following officers wore elected for the ensuing year: Worthy Matrond—Mrs. ]). M. Davies. Worthy Patron—E. G. Whit ford. Associate Matron—Miss Hoff. Secretary—Elsie Bailey. Treasurer—Arthur Kottman. Conductor—Mrs. Ida Jones. Associate Conductor— Mrs. Minnie Earlier. Mrs. Briggs was a visitor. Ice cream, cake and coffee of the cel ebrated Ed Jones make, was ser ved. A deilghtful time is report ed. Cantata A sacred cantata entitled, “Ruth the Gleaner” by S. F. II. Campton; will be given Sunday evening, April 30, beginning at eight o’clock at the Evangeli cal church at, Preston. The chor us is composed of about thirty voices under the leadership of Richard T. Daesehner. The chorus has been doing a i lot of hard and faithfu lwork in 1 Neglected wounds produce old sores and these in time develop ulcers which eat away the vitality. Ballard's Snow Liniment Is a Healing Remedy for AH Ailments of the Flesh of Man and Beast. The speed with which this splendid liniment heals up a bad wound or sore has surprised and pleased those who were accus tomed to the slower and uncertain effect of less powerful reme dies. It mends the lacerated flesh so quickly that there Is but little time lost from work. In relieving rheumatic pains, neural gia. sciatica, It has done and is doing a wonderful work. Many chronic victims of these diseases have found to their great satis faction that It cures an attack in a fraction of the time required by the ordinary treatment. It Is equally effective in the flesh ailments of animals. Owners of blooded stock value it highly for two reasons: It heals sores and wounds quickly, and leaves no disfiguring scars. This remedy Is needed in every home. If its great power and efficacy was generally known, no family would bo without It. Price 256, 50c and $1.00 per Bottle. JAMES F. BALLAKD PROPRIETOR 8T. LOUIS, MO. StephfOR Fye Salve !• a nnfe ami «yeedy remedy for Sore Byes* A. G. WANNER, Falls City, Nebr. order to give the community and neighboring towns a treat along this line of music. The following is the personal: Pros Chester <T. Attig, baritone, Leavenworth, Mr. Richard T. Daeschner, tenor and director. Mrs. ¥m. Margrave, soprano; Miss Alma Daeschner, contralto; Mrs. James Margrave, tnezo-soprano. Mrs. Richard T. Daeschner presides at the piano. The public is cordially invited to attend. No admission will be charged, but a collection will be taken to defray expenses. MEMORIAL PROGRAM The Occasion was The Celebra tion of Gen. U. S. Grant’s Birthday From Wednesday’s Daily. The W. II. C. met yesterday at the G. A. 31. hall at 2:30 and en joyed a kensington. At six o’clock a delightful dinner wa served to their husbands and fam ilies. About fifty people sat down to a fine supper, and need less to say all did justice to the < ccasion. The affair was in honor of General Grant’s birthday anniver sary and a program prepared by Mrs. Andrew Cameron, Mrs. L. C Mauger and Mrs. N. 1>. Judd was enjoyed by all. Most of the numbers were «ongs and recita tions by the little folks, however a paper by Mrs. Jessie Nulk on “The Life of General Grant” was exceptionally good. A num ber of soldiers gave talks and at a late hour all returned to their homes, each feeling proud that it was their privilege to meet md take part in the celebration >f Gen. U. S. Grant’s birthday. Cowboy, Indian and The Lady This powerful comedy drama of life in the southwest lias made a remarkable appeal to the show goers, it touches with force the romatie spirit in everyone. Its characters are well drawn am cleverly contrasted and the en tire performance teems with life from start to finish. The peculia building of the play is a distinct novelty in itself. AIL the scenes are laid to make the story real. Will visit Falls City, Wednesday, May 3. News From M. P. Yards Will Emory of Kansas City, who lias been visiting W. O. Han sen returned home yesterday. Master Mechanic Schultz ami wife were up from Atchison for a few days. Peter Ennis of Atchison lias I een transferred to Falls City to take charge of the locomotive building department. A woman may brag some if she induces her husband to go to church on Sunday, hut she hasn’t perfect control of him unless she can take him to prayer meeting. Why wasn't the human animal constructed with a disposition to go to hod early and get up early.1 as he should? I CHURCH WED DIM RULO GARNETT P. WILSON AND ANNA MAHAN WED Married at Catholic Church At 9:30 Tuesday, April 25, 1911 By Father Sproll Promptyl at 9:31 Tuesday morning to the strains of a wed ding march Miss Anna Mahan of Rulo and Garnett P. Wilson of Preston marched up the isle in the Roman Catholic church in Rulo and were united in mar riage by Rev. Sproll. They were attended by Miss Josephine and Mr. Peter Mahan. The church was well filled with relatives and friends who came to witness the beautiful ceremony, and at the close of which the company went to the home of the bride’s par ents, where a sumptuous wed ding dinner was served. The bride is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Pete Mahan of Rido and has a host of friends in and near that palce. She is a young lady of culture and re finement and will be greatly miss ed from the social circle at that place. She was beautifully gown ed in white messaline and carried brides roses. The groom is the son of Mr. and Mrs. John Wilson of near Preston and is an industrious and prosperous young farmer. lie has by his manly character made a host of friends, who will on this occasion hasten to extend hearty congratulations for long and happy wedded life. Mr. and Mrs. Wilson will make their horn cn a farm southeast of Preston. In casting about for a career it may interest you to know that a woman with good feet and not too much modesty, usually does pretty well as a classic teacher. What has become of the old tashioned mother who worried a good deal for fear gypsies would kidnap her children? 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