GLOBE SIGHTS I A white lie doesn't hold its color very well. You might as well curse a man as curse at him. Hatred of a mau is often a measure of his activity. Not always, but usually, defi auee is about 7f* per cent bluff A man may be as good as his word without being much good. When the average man is de serving of sympathy lie over works it. Many people work harder to land a job then they do after wards. No woman feels dressed up un less she has on a fresh pair of hose . It takes a shaving brush too long to wear out after it begins to shed. If a friend does you a favor get out of his debt just as soon as possible. Are you willing to arbitrate with a man if you know you can whip him? Ho you know as much about your own business as you ought to know ? A fat man can’t look a villnn but he can feel about as mean as anyone. Some men always know what to do a few minutes after it is too late to do it. If a heatlhy boy walks down stairs, it is a sign that the stairs have no banister. When a man roasts bill col lectors everyone knows what that means; he is a dead beat. When a boy gets his first sweater he can’t help feeling that he is a good deal of an athlete. Farmers have become so pros porous that there is no longer a trying demand for plow shoes. If you are under 25 years of age you sound foolish when you say anything about suffering from insomnia . You get so little money of all kinds, that the chance of ac cepting aeounterfeit need not worry you much . A farmer, if his farm pays di vidends doesn’t have a great deal of time to devote to the fish industry. One trouble about smiling if everything goes wrong is that a molly-coddle is nearly always im posed upon. Some men go to extremes; not content with making a pimple seem a boil, they figure out that it must be a cancer. A saloon keeper may grieve when a drunkard dies, but the rest of the community bears up under it pretty well . A big man driving a Shetland pony may be very kind to the animal, but he always looks like lie is imposing on it. Some people wonder why a dog howls when the music begins. But there are others, good judges of music, who knows You can’t square yourself with a dead man with flowers and a monument. Good advice isn't going to be gratefully received by a man suffering with hunger. There are men who fuss about the harum skirt who might not object to a harem. A man can know all about the leading brands of booze without knowing very much. Spring Styles Watch Our Window H. N. Jenne Shoe Store Generally speaking a new Irani! of cigars is like a new theatrical attraction good the first season. The w,orld moves, but “talking things over” doesn't give it much of its momentum. The fact that your kin are school teachers isn’t positive evi dence of your superior wisdom. Fortunately, it is very hard to make a man believe he is suffer ing from an incurable disease. And there are men who don't go ahead very fast, even after they are sure they are right. You hardly ever find a person over CO who is particularly en thusiastic about cold weather. You are a sure enough good follow if you can enthuse when there isn’t anything in it for you. Who started the cry that coun try cured ham is so much super ior to the packing house prod uct Alfalfa Fat It lias long seemed logical that a food so miraculous in its ef fects upon other animals as al falfa should he fit for the direct use of man. True, though prairie hay is excellent for cattle and horses no serious effort has been made to adapt it to the human breakfast. Even clover, which like alfalfa hut in less degrees, is trood for chickens and pig's as well as cows and horses, has never been a serious candidate lor the kitchen pot. But alfalfa is not to be compared unto any of these things. No other hay is so rich it pays to grind it into meal, or so fruitful it makes a new crop as fast as a farmer can cut the old one. Alfalfa drips fat. It, will be strange if an animal at least half vegetar ian, ns man is, should have no use for such a plant except as predigested by some other ani mal. All these considerations lead up to report number a thousand and one of the successful adap tation of alfalfa to the human palate. There have been alfalfa oancakes, alfalfa muffins, alfalfa atmeal and alfalfa greens. Men ire said to have eaten them,but 10 reports have come to the cf ects of a steady diet. But now hrough New York sources come omething specific. Mr. Mark C. t’ich of Lithia, S. 1)., writes a 'Jew York paper of the remark hly fattening effects of alfalfa '•a. Seventeen days of two cups neh meal of alfalfa tea and he ained 10 and three-eighths lbs n weight. More wonderful still. iis infant daughter of 10 pounds ained 10 one-half pounds in 21 lays after alfalfa tea was added to her bill of fare. For details as to the making of the tea we must wait. But it is hard to wait. Farmers are able by the use of alfalfa to make their pigs gain a pound a day or more. But what food can claim to have added fifty per cent to a baby’s weight in three weeks. But anybody acquainted with al falfa will believe the effect, that a way has been found to make • llfalfa tea as palatable to peo (tie as it is to pigs if this has been done and can be done again the Nebraska farmer may chase the clouds from his brow. Reci procity may go hang, for Canada can never grow more than one crop of alfalfa a year, while we grow four. Mocha, Java, Brazil, China and Japan may also go their way. For gone will be the coffee heart and the coffee trust and the only tea we will drink is the kind we can buy out of a stack for half a cent a pound.— State Journal. —“ tested by taste.” OLD GOLDEN * COFFEE • ^P At Grocers—30c s pound ^P • TONE BROS., Dos Molnwi, Iowa A Miller9 of the lotiwu-* Tone Bros. Spices Local Happenings From Wednesday's Daily. Hob Wyatt was up from lie servo yesterday. Nina Tiehen of Dawson was in town shopping yesterday. Mrs. Charles Cook of Salem was shopping here yesterday. Mrs. IT. O. Lawson of Dawson was shopping here Tuesday. A. S. Tweed of St. Joe is in the eity on business today. Mrs. J. C. Ayers was in town from Verdon yesterday. Mrs. Will Cunningham was up from Rulo Shopping Tuesday. Clyde Foltz, representing the Omaha Rubber Co. called on V. <1. Lyford and Fred Sehock yes terday. F. S. Cleveland came down from Nebraska City to look after business at the Cleveland-IIughes store. Misses Mary and Rose Scliaible came down from Lincoln Mon day evening. Miss Mary return to that place yesterday. Roy Wright of the Nebraska City Sargeant wholsesael house was calling on our grocers yes terday. L. I). Graham, If. P. Whalem, A. L. Mickey and Will Hughes, all of Omaha were business visit ers in Falls City yesterday. .John Ryan, dim Kelly and Don 0’Grady eame down from Daw son yesterday and spent the day in this city. They made the trip in Don O’Grady’s car. The Falls City Retailers Asso ciation met in Jenne’s shoe store last evening for the purpose of discussing matters pretaining to the interests of the retail busi ness. The association is com pletely organized now with Chas. M. Wilson as president and os (oe Anderson as secretary. One aim i stlie protection of the local retailer, also the development of a bigger and better Falls City. The special vaudeville attrac tion at the Grand last night prov ed to be a success in every sense of the word. E. J. Gillam, “the tramp cartoonist’s pictures were '. specially good. The pcrformanc s interesting and educational. To ught Aileen promises to be 'ttired in a harem skirt and no loubt will draw a large crowd. Joe Forney, owner and man xer of tin1 Forney Smoke house ust north of Shield’s cafe has urchased the Burwiek pool hall nd will move his cigar store in part of that building. The new ten’s furnishing store of B. I. leavis will occupy the rooms ncated by Mr. Forney. Miss Bill Houston will enter ain a number of young ladies at i-dinner party today. The af ‘air will be complimentary to Miss Helen Hesterer, who will leave soon for her new home in South Dakota. Lyford’s delivery horse procee id to give its driver a tough of high life this morning and be came frightened and ran away. No one was hurt and no damage done to horse or rig. That seems to a “habit” with him. Mrs. T. J. all tossers outside of the bis. eague. When one takes into con ideration the fact that ncarlj ■verjr man on the Lincoln clul las been purchased from the najor leagues and at some time . Judd was enjoyed by all. Most of the numbers were «ongs and recita tions by the little folks, however a paper by Mrs. Jessie Nulk on “The Life of General Grant” was exceptionally good. A num ber of soldiers gave talks and at a late hour all returned to their homes, each feeling proud that it was their privilege to meet md take part in the celebration >f Gen. U. S. Grant’s birthday. Cowboy, Indian and The Lady This powerful comedy drama of life in the southwest lias made a remarkable appeal to the show goers, it touches with force the romatie spirit in everyone. Its characters are well drawn am cleverly contrasted and the en tire performance teems with life from start to finish. The peculia building of the play is a distinct novelty in itself. AIL the scenes are laid to make the story real. Will visit Falls City, Wednesday, May 3. News From M. P. Yards Will Emory of Kansas City, who lias been visiting W. O. Han sen returned home yesterday. Master Mechanic Schultz ami wife were up from Atchison for a few days. Peter Ennis of Atchison lias I een transferred to Falls City to take charge of the locomotive building department. A woman may brag some if she induces her husband to go to church on Sunday, hut she hasn’t perfect control of him unless she can take him to prayer meeting. Why wasn't the human animal constructed with a disposition to go to hod early and get up early.1 as he should? I CHURCH WED DIM RULO GARNETT P. WILSON AND ANNA MAHAN WED Married at Catholic Church At 9:30 Tuesday, April 25, 1911 By Father Sproll Promptyl at 9:31 Tuesday morning to the strains of a wed ding march Miss Anna Mahan of Rulo and Garnett P. Wilson of Preston marched up the isle in the Roman Catholic church in Rulo and were united in mar riage by Rev. Sproll. They were attended by Miss Josephine and Mr. Peter Mahan. The church was well filled with relatives and friends who came to witness the beautiful ceremony, and at the close of which the company went to the home of the bride’s par ents, where a sumptuous wed ding dinner was served. The bride is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Pete Mahan of Rido and has a host of friends in and near that palce. She is a young lady of culture and re finement and will be greatly miss ed from the social circle at that place. She was beautifully gown ed in white messaline and carried brides roses. The groom is the son of Mr. and Mrs. John Wilson of near Preston and is an industrious and prosperous young farmer. lie has by his manly character made a host of friends, who will on this occasion hasten to extend hearty congratulations for long and happy wedded life. Mr. and Mrs. Wilson will make their horn cn a farm southeast of Preston. In casting about for a career it may interest you to know that a woman with good feet and not too much modesty, usually does pretty well as a classic teacher. What has become of the old tashioned mother who worried a good deal for fear gypsies would kidnap her children? Stomach Troubles Cured by Vinol HERE IS PROOF “ I suffered so long from stomach trouble and indigestion, that I lost flesh rapidly — VINOL cured me after everything else had failed. It strengthened my digestive organs— gave me a hearty appetite, and I can eat anything without the slight est distress. I do not believe any thing equals VINOL for stomach trouble and indigestion.” W. E. Waterhouse, Portland, Me. Mr. Thos. G .Wallace, of Detroit, Mich., writes, ‘-I suffered for years from a chronic stomach trouble. VINOL entirely cured me after everything ebe had failed.” It is the curative medicinal ele ments of the cod’s liver, combined with the strengthening properties of tonic iron contained in VINOL, which makes it so successful in re storing perfect digestion, and at the same time building up the weak ened run-down system. Try a bottle of VINOL with the understanding that your money will be returned if it does not help you. A. G WANNER. Druggist