The Falls City tribune. (Falls City, Neb.) 1904-191?, July 22, 1904, Image 2

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Moisture In Tobacco
The prusr.ncQ or moisture In tobacco
18 , the Lancet .hello\'os , or Rome importance .
portanco to public health ! . since the
comhuRtion or tohncco containing a
largo ) proportion ( of moisture Is Impeded .
peded , while nil Iho gpnemtloll of VH'
per Is Incrcasell.f1O nt'o the chances of
the loladnous ( principle ) being carrlCtl :
Into the mouth
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A Syllogism That Proves Much
The fatuous aj'l1oglfml of 'fhomla'to-
4 cleR was that his Infant son ruh.Jl1"'tho
whole world . , proved ( thus I : '
Mj' Infant son rules his mol her ,
Ills mother rllleR me
I rule the Atlwnlans
The Athenians rule the Greo1ts.
And the Greeks rule the world
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United staten Fish Catch
According . to the Natlonlll Geographic .
graphic ) Magazlno , the totlll cntch of
food fishes In the United States and
s Alaska , as shown IIj' the lust \ Cllnvass ,
' wall 1,7:1:1,31-1,32. : : ' pOllnds ) , "a Illed ( at
46,631,1 1 C Gri 'fho numhl'l' of men employed .
lloyell was 214OlitJ. and the capital In'
vested WM $72,2G1,1i.IIi
or Wide Interest
Brecr1 , Win" , .Jllly 1S-Speclal-
Charles Y. Peterson , JU3t1CO or the
Peace for Oconto Co" , has delivered
a judgment that Is of interest to the
whole United Stlltes Put briefly , that
jUdgment Is , "Iodd's Kidney JJlIIs are
the best Kidney medlclno 011 the market .
lcet todaj' . "
And MI' Peterson gives his reason
for this judgment. lie says : "Last
winter I had nn aching pain In 111)
back which troubled mo very much
- I' the morning I could hardly straighten -
en mj' Imc1c I did not IUlOW what It
was hut nn advertisement led me to
try DOlhl'.J ( Kidney Pills After taking
: ana box I can only any they have done
I more for me than expected I feel
f as well now as ever I did before : '
I Pain In the back Is one of the first
I symptoms ( \ of Kidney dlscmo If not
J cured 1Ij' DolIll's Kidney Pills It may
: develop Into Urlght's Disease , Diabetes
I beteH Rheumatism or soma of the
other deadly ! form of Kidney Dloeaso
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" .Il Is easier to secure It unanimous
decision that a hall thing Is bad than
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, , that a good . thing is gooll.
' 1'hl ! i IlagenlJec ] Anlmnl P/\I'nlllf anti
1'rlllncll Animal ClrcnM on the 1'11,1) lit
tH Lotus ! atll'llclM great crowds every
" . Iln . ' . 'l'hc1I'tJ urn willi beasts , lions , Ico\l- \
I IInIK , 11II1II1\ hyenas ; h'al'lanll t'.gers !
I roaming- their I native Jungle togethci '
: with Ilol1lcllIc'ntctl nnlmnlH III perfect hal'
mon ) ' , 'fhe 1111tc'nhl''II'lIhwr ! ! preHcnt
the moat Ihl'llIlnl ) lcI'Col'lnnnccI of perfect ) -
fect anhunl I Iralnllll dllllr In the steel '
cage uf the huge IIrenll. YoU should ! not
, all 10 see H , 11 IK the srl'atC3t aUrac
: lion lit the \\'orid's 1"alr . _ _
Recognizes Geologist -
The Academy : of Sciences of Paris
has elected Prof Barrola of Lllle , to
fill the vacancy \ left In the section ot
mineralogy IIj' the death of the 1IIu8' ,
trlous FOIIue This recognition of the
claims of one of the most distinguish-
, cd geologists of the present day will /
bo welcomed far and wide
'I Immensity 01 AlaskJ.
Few people realize thtl Immensltj' at
the area of Alnslm With Its 677,390
square _ miles , It If' larger ! than the
three largest states In the Union , name-
r. r , lr , Texas , California and Montana , the
total area or whIch Is only 60,220
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r i square miles
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i DC You Want the Lowest Rates
: . . either onewaj' or round-trip excursion ,
to any point ( east of Chicago or St
Louis ? Ask the Erie Railroad Company .
, ; . pnnj' , 555 Railway Exchange Chicago ,
for complete Information Three Cast
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trains daily from Chicago and S1.
a ' Louis through to New York , Boston ,
t { Buffalo , Pittsburgh and other eastern
points Stopover without charge at
. Niagara , Falls , Cambridge Springs and
. Beautiful Chautauua Lake ,
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Oldest Woman In World
Madrid claims to have the oldest
woman In the wOl'ld-\larla Nieto ,
who has lived In three centuries , having .
" Ing been born In 1781. She was twice
I ' married and hall nineteen children , all
I of whom she survives
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falls City Tribune
BY TRIBUNE PUBLISHING CO
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I LLS Ct'NEBH.ASKA .
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A l1I1'aulCo IIIlln tried to fly the
olhOl' lillY , hilt owing to the fact that
his starting / pIneo wa only five feet
high ho Is still able to lie up and
111'\ \ lillI ,
A 'I'enncsseo court has decided that
a woman cannot be compelled to tell
hol' own nge. When under oath , the
average \ woman Is apt to bo under age \ ,
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The .Juno IIrllle 1Idn't realize how
oho will hate next Dccelllbol' , when the
thermometer IH raring 10 ( degl'ee
holow zero , to get up and IlI\lId \ the
kitchen fire.
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\Ve'll het sonic mean man meant to
put \ woman's tamper to a severe test
which he stal'tell dllicuHHlon of the
quest [ I "Why have wOlllon more t cm'
1101' than mOil ? "
'l'he Academy of Medicine at Paris
han decided that excessive meat eating
causes 1I111'011l1lcltls ; ' , it doe morc II
callscs emaciation of the pocketbook
and haulCl'ulltcr
A Pennsylvania man who Inherited
l1i,000 : hits received no less than Jon : )
offers of marrlago Money must he
uncommonly scarce or women uncom
money plenty UII there
The , theme chosen for her corn
melcement ! essay hy one of Chicago's
sweet girl graduates \ was the "Psj'cllO' .
log of the Pig " The subject has the
true stock yards \ lilt Val' ,
According ( to the Department of Agriculture -
riculture peanuts contain "lIl1out four
Ollllces of protein and l 2,767 calories of
onorgj' " We know now why these clr.
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ells men arc nil iO "Rtrong -
J\n Imminent agricultural authority
informs us that "hogs arc said to cut
their throats when they iwlm " The
trouble with the sort of hogs wo have
around l here Is that they can't be In'
dUl'ed to swim enough.
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Judge Brewer recently declared that
In forty yeal'H' experience 011 the
bench he hall never heard hut one lawyer
yer tell a lie In court. Thus Is the
first time that wo lI1ethnt the judge
was as deaf as all that.
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The IIrllllant Washington Post
quotas , It current magazIne as putting
this soul - searching question : "Is
America Do'lolllng Iln Aristocracy ? "
If0 are , It Is certainly one of the
worst cases of "arrestod development"
on record . I
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'l'wo Philadelphia society men fought
twenty rounds with hard gloves and 1
one finally knocked , the other out
Philadelphia as , a ' whole . may bo . . . . . . slow
anti sleepy , hut there are parts at
Philadelphia which are .us alert and
modern the Bower , . :
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A statue of Dr Benjamin Rush , 'ono
of the signers of the Declaration or In
dependence , was unveiled in \\'ash
Ington last weol" Considering the
length' of time the good doctor has I
been dead , his admiring countrj'men
have certainly been In no "rush" to
honor his memorj'
A Pltlsburg man who was anne 'ed 1
by a persistent organ-grinder 1\lllec1 ] 1
himself Instead of the perIpatetic
musician , which Is about as interest
Ing an example of misdirected onergj'
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a : , : has recently been seen
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The people of Morocco are so filled I
wIth scorn and disgust at the western
proclivities of their sultan , who hate d
to give Ul1 part or his kingdom In order .
del' to ransom PCl'dlcarls , that there
arc already Indications that ho may
have a chance to use his twenty auto
mobiles in a relay race to the nearest
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Graln.Eatlng Songetera ,
Fine voices , It Is said , are Beldam
found In II country where fish or meat
diet 11revalls Those Italians who eat
the most fish ( those of Naples and
Genoa ) have few fine sIngers among
them The sweet voices are found In
the Irish women of the country , and
not of the towns. Norway Is not a
country of singers , because they eat
too much fish ; but Sweden Is n country .
try of grain and song Carnivorous
birds croak ; graln , eating birds sing
Where Most Wheels Go Around.
There Is no place In the world where
the wagon or cart trafi1c It equal to
that or Newchwanb' During the winter .
t'r ' months , when the roads are firmly
frozen , there arc not less ' ! than 2,000
carts , each carrying two tons per day ,
coming to the port , each drawn by
from four to seven mules or ponies ;
some of these carts are from thirty
to forty dar : ' on the road In order to
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Longest Convention
'fhe longest convention In our poetical .
lcal history was the Democratic na-
tlonal convention which met at
Charleston , S. C. , In 18GO. At the end
of ten clays It had accomplished nothing .
lng , and adjourned to meet In Dalti-
more Even when the majority of the
delegates reconvened In the last-
named city they needed four days to
1I61111nllte Stephen A. Douglns
New Value of Aluminum
A German experimenter , Herr
Bernhard , noting the structure of
aluminum , decided to try It for putting
an edge on fine-culling Instruments ,
such ; as surgical knives , razors , etc
Ho found that It acted exactly like a
r:1zor.hone : or tie finest quality
BACK LICK
Settled the Case With Her.
Many : great discoverIes have been
made by accident and things better
than gold mines have been found In
this way , for example when even the
accidental discovery that coffee Is the
: real cause of one's sickness proves of
most tremendous value because It locatoR -
cateR the cause and the person has
then a chance to get well.
"For over 25 years , " says a Missouri
woman , "I suffered untold agonies In
my stomach and even the best phy-
sicians disagreed as to the cause without -
out giving me any permanent help ,
different ones saying It was gastritis ,
indigestion , neuralgia , etc" , so 1
dragged along from year to year , always -
ways half sick , until finally I gave up
all hopes of ever being well again
" 'hen taking dinner with a friend
one day she said she had a new drink
which turned out to be Postum and
I lilted It so well I told her I thought
I would stop coffee for awhile and use
It , which I did
"So for three months we had POSe
turn In place of coffee without ever
shaving one or my old spells but wall
always healthy and vigorous
"Husband kept saying he was con
winced It [ was coffee that caused those
spells , but even then I wouldn't be-
hove It until one day we got out of
Postum and as we lived two miles
from town I thought to use the coffee
we had In the house ,
"The result of a weelt's use of coffee -
fee again was that I had another ter
rlblo [ spell of agony and distress , provo
Ing that It was the coffee and nothing
else That settled It and I said good
bye to Coffee forever and since then
Postum alone has been our hot meal
time drlnlt
"l\Ij' friends all say I am looldng
worlds better and my complexion Is f
much Improved All the other memo
hers of our family have been benefit
ed , too , 1Iy Postum In place of the old
drink , coftee " Name given by Postum
Co" , Battle Creek , 1\IIch
Ten days trial of P0stum In place of
coffee or tea Is the wIse thing for
every coffee drInker ' Such a trial i
tells the exact truth often where coffee -
fee Is not suspected ,
Look In each plq for the famous
little book , "Tho Road to WellVUlo , "
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FREE TO TWENi'Y.FIVE LADIES. I
The Defiance Starch Co , will give
25 ladles a round.trp ticket to the St. l. j
Louis exposition to five ladles In
each or the allowing states : illinois , 1
Iowa , Nebraslui , Kansas and 1\lIssou-
rl who will sent [ In the largest number
of trade marks cut from a lOcent , 16.
ounce package of Defiance coM water
laundry starch. 'fhls means from your. . I
own home , anywhere In the above : 7T'
named states , These trade marks must
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he mailed to and received by the Defiance . .
fiance Starch Co" Omaha 1
" , , Neb before
September 1st , lOi ! October and November .
"ember will be the best months to I
visit the exposition. Remember that ' !
IJefiance Is the only starch put up 16 .
07. ( a full pound } ) to the pac1mge
You get one-third more starch for the
same : money than of any other kind ,
and Defiance never sticks to thin Iron
The tickets to the exposition will be
sent by registered mall September 6th. '
Starch for attic by all 1onlors
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After a girl has been married about
three weeks she returns to earth
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured
wtri : LOcA1. APPLICATIONS , ns they cannot t1aeh !
the seat of the dl eRSe. Catarrh Is" blood or eons\ \
tullonnl dleeaee , end In order 10 cure It you IIIUH take
internal ' remedies , IIAlI's CAlnrrh Cure Is taken In-
ternAlly , and nets directly \ nil the blood and mucoul
IlIrfnce. , . . 101l's , Catarrh Cure Ia I not II quack med- !
cIne. Itwas I'relcrlhl'd byoncof tie ( heat I'brllclana
In tbl" country for ycara nUll tc II n'Rulllr I'rrlcrll'lIoD .
It / a cons powed of the beat tonieR known , combIned . r
with the beet blood l'urlnerR , acting directly on the
mucous 8I1rrAce . The perfect comllillolloll ot the
two ingredtcnta whet produces ouch wonderful reo
lullll In ourlllJ cnlllrrh Send for lImonlall , tre .
FoOT. ClnNEY & , CO" , Prol'R" , Toledo , a
Bold by Drllltght ; . price 7c.
Take IInU'J Family 1'1118 for con8t1patiOD. !
When Wrestlers Oiled Bodies.
In Grecian and Roman wrestling
bouts the bodies and limbs of the
wrestlers were plentifully anointed
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wIth oil and grease The object of
this was to prevent hold 1 '
a being secured -
cured by an opponent. Modern articles .
tlclea of agreement , however , state .
explicitly that no all or grease shall . -
be used
Keep Moet of Products at Home.
In the city ot Sm-rna there are rI.1
factories that maim thread yard , cal
leo prints for head wear , boxes , etc :
there are flour mills , machine shops ,
carriage and cart factorIes , arid a
cigarette factory None of the manufactured -
factured articles , with the exceptioq
of carpets , Is exported
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Another Breakfast Food.
Seaweed , though not the diet of an
epicure , is , when dry , richer than oat.
meal or Indian corn In nitrogenous ;
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constituents , and takes rank among
the most nutritious of vegetable foods.
Uncle Amerlcus' Prayer ,
Uncle Amorlcu8 , an o1d-tlme darky
commenced his prayer thus : " 011.
Lord , we thank } thee that we are once
more permitted to dissemble in the
latitude of prayer " ; .
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Well , optimism Pays
When a man loses his hair he a-
ways consoles himself by thinking that
being bald gives him a nice , fatherly .
patriarchal sort ot look-Baltlmore
American
Ancient Stadium Ie Renovated
Having been restored In white
marble at a cost of over E 100,000 , the
ancient Stadium of Athens has been
opened for athletic sports
Patagonia to Be Settled
Europeans have discovered that Patagonia
agents Is not an irreclaimable wilder
ness and the tide of Immigration II
turning that way.
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Song Many Centuries Old. -
A song called the " 'Hymn to Apollo -
lo , " wrItten 280 years B. C" , has Just
been ! Bung for the first time in Eng.
land
Peculiarity of Electricity.
An electric current of 600 volts fa
fatal. Increase the voltage to 600 ,
000 and It will be quIte harmless
Antidote for Carbolic Acid
Turpentine has been found to bo aa
antidote for carbolic acId.
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