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About The Falls City tribune. (Falls City, Neb.) 1904-191? | View Entire Issue (June 24, 1904)
i . # i4 June 241 } 1904 TIlE FALLS CITY TRIBUNE , l ; : ' , . r Currcnt ' - ' Press Comments. : - { , " . - - - - - - - - i : . ; . : : ' n . , Undue Inflmacy , \ . , ' . , . I f" : 4 . . . c I i . . ! , " . ' ' . ' 1. ' ' f 'l'h1l1g are getting pretty bad 7' - . J when a bartender calls you by . . . . . ' yonriirst 'mimicAtchison ! Glbbe , li 111 Kansas. . , 1 . .1 : \ A. 1 Bar association " has been err - . ) , r ± } , , ' ) ; ranizcd in Hiawathl. . , : Heretofore ' , - ' ; , fore 'tl : scription case has an ; , , , swcred all purposes.-Robinsoq . . . ! . " . .Index. , ' . , ' . . , I' , _ _ _ _ _ I r- # . &on't \Vorry ' , " ' Don't votary , . over the rc\'cltue ' " :1\v. ] : You will not be compelled i . to par taxes anything you do , , riot , posscss.-Humbol Leader. - - - - Pa.ramount Issue F 'rhe g- old , standard , democrats want the tariff question for an is- ' " ! . she : and thc republicans are all of : t teulvilling they should make it jL . . the real thing'-Blue' Springs q t -Scntincl. , . ' ' " ' Hard Luck. ' . , . coin-1 " ' i plaining that they have so man r " 'incn that it is simply' impossible - " ; ' , , , f conduct an orderly ! rctreat.- & ' . , ' \Vashington Post. . , t - - - - - . 1&1' Too Early. , As goon as a republican is dead thc democrats claim the corpse. 'J Ii ' If there is any difference between I / ( lying ' aul . joining thc dcil10cratic , t part , it is in favor of thc formcr. " York 'I'imcs. , , A Pert Pa.ra.gra.ph. . , 'm' I ' ; Colonel 'Vatlerson say hc ' would vote for Cleveland in prcf- \t \ 1 i' erence to Roosevelt b c c " use rt.N rt C 1 "Cle\'eland is older amid might die .N , ooncr. " \Vc must confess that I this is one of the pCrtcst , para- ' ' graphs that has come t.o our notice - o ticc in many a long day.-JCan- : ' . . , " , ' . , saS . City 'Journal. : f . l Confusion. , . The at 'Vaslling-- \ y . ; governimient - : , ton has ordered a big squadron " , 'of our battleships to notify , thc ' " " , mblimc : Porte that hc lllUft whack I . up for the American outrages at once or take a few iron pills , with fuses attachcd. If hc still refuses fuses may touch thc spot. ! ' ' -Fremont : 'I'ri bunco . 'If/"I' / " ' A , \\TC kill all our own meats. . therefore we can supply you with illarket affords.- the best the - Coupe 'I'hornton , Missouri Pacific Railway w . , Time Table , Falls City , Neb. I OJTH . . r' \ No. 51 Omaha and Lincoln . ' . , Express . . . . . . . . . . . . ' . . . . , . .i2:25 : a 111 \0..9 Uluaha and Liucolc.8:35 : a 111 ' No. 57 Omaha and Lincoln . ' - , pasacuger . . . . . . . . . . ' , " . . . , A 2:48 : p 111 * : ; . . . 'No. 233 Local t'reight < , Au- . / " ' 'hur11 : . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .l\ 1:10 : p 111 OU'.1'H * , 0. 52 Kansas City au4 St. Louis and Denver . . . . . . . - A 3:47 : a 111 No. 58 Kansa City and St. ' . , I..ouis and Dellvcr . . . . . . . A 2:48 : p 111 No.50 Worlds Pair special 8:45 : p m No. 232 Local , Atchisoll. . . 10:30 : a Jll No. . 220 Stock Freight ; , Hi- a wa t h a. . . . . . . . . . . . . . : . . . .l\ 9:52 : p III . . . . A. Daily. B. Daily except SUJlda ) ' . . , ' . J. B. \TAKN1 H J , Agcllt. . ' f - , - . - - - . . . -.T - - . . . - - , - - - - - - , - FACTS AND FANCIES. ' BY ALLAN D. MAY. _ _ . 0 . \VhclI troubles o'crwhclm you and sorrows . row ! : ! befall , 1\iidtile sldc& arc so black overhead ; ; "Whcn . your fears arc so great and your hopes arc so small It would seem a relic to bc deal ; Don't curse in your anger thc day you were born , 01' ' . the Ncmaha.- y g'o JUIIIP.in lees - tl'herc's relief for thc ' thc weary , sad and forlorn In cussing thc revenue law. , WhclI your cows have all d lied with thc colic and croup , . . ' And hugs eaten the cucunlhcr vine ; \Vhcn your clticlcens have : turncdIp their toes in the coop ' And thc cholera tlcstroj'cth your swine , . Don't say that this world : is a snare and a falce ' AmI thc dingdcst old earth you el'c sa w- . 'l'herc' relief for ' the heart that is . ready to break I In cussing thc revenue law. No clatter what happens to fill you . with woe , tl'hough your Imuse by the light- lIiJlg bc struck , hard luck cedes to all in this valley below " : ' , , And it's foolish to swear at your luck , \ \Vhcn you feel you must . swear or you surely , will bust 'l'akc thc biggest ( lee ) breath you call dr..lw- Don't waste any words on a 1:001' : little tlust- But cuss the new revenue law A little lightning sometimes makes a big t.hunder. ' An ounce of inl111unity is worth a pound of pre"ention. If riches have wings , why is it that they always use diem in flying - ing- away from you and never to- ward you ? . . - In a neighboring-town , . young man who had been sued for breach of promise three time , died recently and ; in the obituary time local paper refeired to him as a very promising young man. The other day wc saw a picture of thc gavel uscd by the presid- ing officer at thc formal op ning , of the St. Louis exposition. 'rhc' design , as near as wc can describe it , is an Anhcuser Busch eagle rampant Oil a beer keg t on thc ! ' end of a bung--startcr. - , Did you ever have a social engagement - gagcmcnt for thc evening and go homc late to supper and get dressed ill a hurry only to dis- cover that you had forgotten to get shaved ? And then as you scrapcd ( the whiskers off with thc carving knife or a can-opener , have you refrained d from all harsh and unseemly language ? . " " woman : had gone bragging through' the neighborhood that she had gotten one mor ' jar of strawberries out of a case of fruit than any of the other womc 1. ' The matter came up' for discus- sion at the. scwing circle the next - - - - - - - , - WWt . Y Reavis.tn Abbey I I A Quiet Flirtation . . . . ( " - - , . OBJECT alnnocent , ° ° Alllusell1e lt RESULT acoSOllletiIlles matrimony and then COllles furniture and this is where we , get interested. - _ - - - - nrmwa.u..us.e.rrw..roaa. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . . . _ nn. _ , "It is the way . of the , vise" to buy ! the best goods for the least l11oney. We have the only cOlupleteline I of furniture and I floor coverings ever carried in the coun ty. Straw matting 12 to 60c ; all wool Ingrain carpet 50 _ _ " " _ J - - - - t < ? 75 cts sewed ; -1 'LinQleul11 , 6 , 71. and 12 feet vide 50 to 65 cts , ' laid. Some of our de a' signs \-vitl certain. . . . Iy ! interest you and the quality I and prices are right. . I . \ ' J i . . . 'I.l , . , , \ , \ : .ta . . - - - . week and it deycloped that she had one jar left from last season and she had counted hat one. Hcre is a story that we r (10n't believe : It is said that 'a man went forth to iish. Presently he came to a lake and Hon the waters - ters thereof , great , fish leapt up as'tlJoug-h defying him to catch thcm. 'rhc man had forgotten { his bait and although he . search- ed d ilig'en tly > hc' could find neither - er worm nor frog , nor crawfish or other bait with which to tempt those big fishes. But thc man was a true sport.I'Ic took out his trusty jack \ knife and whittled off his little finger and with it batted his hu k. He , caught one of those big fish , but , it wiggled off. just as he was about to land it. But the man was a true sport. lIc came ill town and told that hc had caught ten big fish and sold them to some campers. Triumphs Modern : Surgery. \\Tonderful . things arc done for thc human body by stirgcry. Organs are taken out and scrap- ed and polished and put hack , or they may bc removed entirely j bones arc spliced , pipes take thc place of diseased sections of veins antiseptic dressings arc applied to wounds , bruises ; burns ; and like injuries before . inflamation sets in , which causes them to heal without inaturatiuu , and in one- third thc time required by the old treatmcnt. Chamberlains Pain Balm acts on the same principlc. It is i an antiseptic and ( when ap- plied to such in'juricscauses them to heal very quickly. It also al- lays thc pain and soreness. Beep a bottle of Pain Balm in your home and it will save y'ou time and money , not to mention thc inconvenience and suffering which such injuries cn tail. For sal by A. G. A\Tanner. Lewis McPherson Wells , Windmills , Stock F.ood , Dipping Tanks 'and Fluid . Cream Separators Lightning Rods Pump and Windmill Repairing a Specialty. All Worle Is Guaranteed . Falls City , Neb. I I , 4.