The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, May 12, 1910, Image 6

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Dont Miss Being Counted
The census enumerators in McCook Elmer Ka
Claude Evans have practically completed their work
For More Than Three Decades
Foleys Honey and Tar has been a
household remedy for all ailments of
the threat chest and lungs For in
faits and children it is best and saf
est as it contains no opiates or harm
ful drugs None genuine but Foleys
Honey und Tar in the yellow package
Refuse substitutes A McMillen
Feed the Mousers
The man who cannot enjoy the an
tics of a pair of kittens must have
something wrong with his make up
and the one who would carry them
off and drop them on the road for
others to feed deserves the bad luck
that is sure to follow Feed the little
mousers Farm Journal
MARTIN HANSON D V S
VETERINARY SURGEON
Indianola Nebr Phone 105
JAMES HART M R C V S
VETERINARIAN
Office
Phone 34
Commercial Barn
McCook Nebr
I Sfc
ngs Hughes Co
Plumbing Heating
and Gas Fitting
Estimates furnished free
Successors to
Burgess Son
Phone 33
Basement P O
building
DR R J GUNN
DENTIST phoNE 112
Office Booms 3 and 5 Walsh Blk McCook
JOHN E KELLEY
ATTOBffEY AT LAW and
BONDED ABST2ACTSI
McCook Nraska
Ek Agent of Lincoln Land Co and of McCooi
Wato rWorks Office in Postoffice bnilding
C W DEWEY Auctionee r
McCook Nebraska
and
Of
course it has been impossible for them to catch absolutely
everyone who should be counted It is very important that
every individual entitled to be should be enumerated For
the next ten years our citys population will be listed n tin
figure established now You owe it to our city i help th
enumerators catch every name The blank below 1 Ms how
you can do this Act quick if yon think ourself ur mjijic ac
quaintance has been missed
OFFICIAL BUSINESS
Cut this out and mail without stamp
Have You Been Enumerated
If not or if you have any doubt fill out this coupon and
mail to S A Dravo Supervisor of Census Holdrege Nebr
On April 15 1910 I was living at address given below
but to the best of my knowledge I have not been enumerated
there or anywhere else
Name
Street and No
City
WAR ON THE BUCKETSHOPS
Department of Justice Soon to Be
gin a Crusade
Washington May G Complete sup
pression of the bucket shop bus
iness throughout the United States
is sought by the department of just
ice Prosecutions already started are
to be continued
We plan to put all the bucket
shops out of business and that too
without additional legislation by con
gress said an official of the de
partment today
The cleaning up
already has begun
indictments have
More are promised
work in the east
and a number of
been returned
Then operations
will begin at Chicago and working
from that center the department ex
pects to break up any of these ra
diating from Chicago
Wants Some Information
Professor F J Alway agricultural
chemist of the state university de
sires some information which the
following letter will make clear to
the reader
Experiment Station Lincoln Ne
braska May 4th 1910 The Tribune
McCook Nebraska Dear sir
I am anxious to learn the names of
all the farmers in Red Willow county
who are practicing clean summer fal
lowing summer tillage or sum
mer culture for the conservation of
moisture The three terms all mean
tne same 1 wisn to get into com
munication with every farmer in
western Nebraska who is making use
of clean summer fallowing which is
the most important practice in con
nection with the so called dry farm
ing methods of which so much is
being written at the present time
There are fertile soils in the ex
treme western part of Nebraska on
which it is folly to use the summer
fallow while there are others appear
ing much the same on the surface
and often not more than one half
mile distant from the former on
which the summer fallow should be
made use of If any of your read
ers are practicing clean summer fal
lowing whether they call it this or
call it summer tillage summer
culture or The Campbell System
I would be glad to have them send
me their names and addresses If
they themselves are not practicing
it but know of others who are I
would be glad to receive the names
and addresses of the latter
Yours very truly
F J ALWAY
R F D N 3 AND 4
NCMBKR FOUK
Fall wheat i looking good Spring
wheat oat atid barley look fine
Milt Clark is plowing his potatoes
with a four horse rake
W GDuton has watered his medow
land
O J Schmitz has gone west to look
after his claim
John Hesierworth has built an addi
tion to his house on Driftwood
John Cordeal is having quite a lot of
sod broken on his farm
C E Rector has just finished taking
the census He says it was havd to find
some of them in the canyons
NUMBER THREE
80 percent of the fall wheat looks good
the rest is thin and weedy Spring
wheat looks fine
William Sigwing is breaking sod
C G Wilhelm
planted his squaw corn
on Monday of this week
Charles Lofton has
built a new porch
on the shady side
of his hous with an
upstairs to it
O Pierson is herding
Jambs now
J W Kandel plastered for Austinthe
other day John says it is Pninrr to m r
soon
The Unemployed
The legislation of the thirteenth
fourteenth and fifteenth centurie3
abounds in bills concerning the unem
ployed In the reign of Edward VI
several laws were passed against
idlers most of them such because
they could get nothing to do In the
reign of Henry VTII the kingdom was
Infested with rogues vagabonds
and idle persons and it is sid that
during Henrys reign more than 70000
of this unfortunate class were hanged
Do
PHYSICAL EXERCISE
You Take Enough to Keep
JAPANESE STREETS
YOtlr
Arteries In Condition
Dr Woods Hutchinson in criticising
the different fads of exercise In Oul
ing says
The worst error of exercise tho
most dangerous fad of physical cul
ture Is not to take enough of It and
to sneer at every form of it that does
not bear the dollar mark By one of
those cynical poetic Justices of n a turn
very men who denounce il phys
f il culture and recreation as r nN hit
e who pay the heaviest personal
I for this delusion They
they have gained in early v mth
In natures open air school to chain
themselves to the desk to bury them
selves in dunireon like offices or nirless
workrooms twelve or fourteen hours
day They feel fine and are sure they
are going to live to be u hundred but
one day to their astonishment a littlo
artery whose coat has bee hardened
for twenty years unnoticed become-
so brittle that it snaps suddenly and
down they go with a stroke of paraly
sis like a winged duck It is never
safe to jeer at the gods whether tho
imaginary ones of Olympus or the real
ones of modern science
The men who jeer loudest at phys
ical culture and who sarcastically ad
vise college and high school students
ambitious for gymnasia or athletic
fields to go and git a bucksaw and a
cord of wood or a hoe and u potato
patch and develop their muscles like I
did when I was a boy are the very
ones who die suddenly when they
should be in their prime for lack of
exercise and open air recreation It Is
really an astonishing thing how many
giants of industry and transportation
particularly executive railroad men
die or suddenly go to pieces between
Qfty and sixty years of age It is a
common saying In railroad circles that
a big general superintendent or de
partment chief will seldom live beyond
forty eight to fifty five years of age
Many break down before that
They Swarm With Sideshows and
Playing Children
A Japanese street is a delightful
place to play in for grownup people
in Japan do not seem to mind If the
tail of a kite flaps right into their
smiling faces and only laugh when
they are turned out of their way by
some huge pegtop which hums like
an angry bee around their feet
Wee dark eyed maidens in butterfly
kimonos of brilliant coloring turn theii
skipping ropes gayly the tiny black
heads of the babies they carry strap
ped to their backs bobbing up and down
like small round balls Their brothers
plays at flags which is a favorite
game of theirs They divide them
selves into two parties one carrying
white flags and the other red ones At
a given signal the reds attack the
whites striving to wrest away their
flags and the side which carries off
most of these is proclaimed victor
Wonderful conjurers are to be found
at the street corners They make
swarms of birds fly from crystal bowls
and flowers spring as if by magic from
slender stems of bamboo 1
Others show marvelous beetles har
nessed with was to paper carts orj
command the snakes that accompany I
them everywhere to perform extraor
dinary tricks
A little farther on you will find an
old woman who is making a curious
sweetmeat of beans called torfu
over an oval brazier and you can buy
a big slab of this wrapped up in a
cool leaf for a very small sum or if
you prefer it a piping Lot griddlecake
costing no more Acrobats too are
as common as conjurers and surely
in no other land than this quaint little
Japan do they twist themselves into
such strange shapes Home Chat
Chamois Tobogganers
Chamois toboggan down the steep
white sides of the Alps with the skill
of Norwegian skeers said a million
aire I know he went on for I
have seen them do iL I spent a win
ter at St Moritz and on many a skee
ing trip I saw a chamois lie on his
back and go skimming like the wind
down a white precipice a pretty sight
The creatures paws would be folded
on his breast His head uplifted and
frowning would keep watch Thus
hed skim down a half mile slope
growing smaller and smaller and final
ly disappearing in a whirl of snow
Philadelphia Bulletin
A Real Disappointment
Yes sir Uncle Ebeu said to his
udphew there are all kinds of disap
pointments in this world Charley and
some of em are worseu others But
theyre all jest ways of feelin bad for
a minute I guess Bout the disap
pointiugist disappointment I ever have
Is when 1 feel and feel like sneezin
and it wont sneeze That kinder gives
you a notion of how all disappoint
ments feel till you get over them
Youths Companion
At It Again
Growells This meat is -scorched
again Its a pity you cant get a meal
without burning something Mrs
Growells Its a pity you cant sit
down to the table without roasting
somebody Chicago News
What Bothers Him
Theres two things about this blam
ed grapefruit that I cant understand
said Uncle Jerry Peebles One is that
Its called grape fruit and the other
Is that Its called grape fruit Chi
cago Tribune
Manners were defined by Sydney
Smith as the shadows of virtue
He
SAW THE BRIGHT SIDE
Made the Most of an
Unpleasant
Situation
A group of men were discussing
human nature and the dllliculty of
looking always on the bright and glit
tering side of things when the ding
dark brown side is uppermost und
seems destined to remain uppermost
Its a great thing to cultivate a
disposition to make the most of 1 tings
in this life remarked an who used
to drive trotting lirse r a living
The most striking lllus ition I ever
had of thai was in 1 I a irse race at
a nullify fair down nte about ten
years ago The man driving along
side of me let his horse swerve on tho
back stretch and my sulky was upset
That caused a general mix up aiid a
colored driver right hehiud me got un
loaded and his sulky broken to pieces
Well I lay there for a minute and
then as I didnt seem to be much hurt
I started to get up
Hey boss don yo go glttin up
yelled the colored driver at me excit
edly
Why I asked him some puzzled
Cause he answered yo all lay
right wha yo Is and in a minute
theyll sen roun hyah and haul us
back pas the gran stan in a caih
hiage
Sure enough they did and when
we drove up that home stretch In the
open hack they sent for us that col
ored man was the happiest person 1
ever saw Now thats what I call
making the most of things Cleve
land Plain Dealer
COURTSHIP
The
PORTUGAL
Way the Young People
Begin
Their Lovemaking
The most important event in the life
of a Portuguese woman is marriage
Next in importance are the early days
of courtship for a Portuguese court
ship is tin essence of romance and
the ways of the Portuguese lover are
singularly picturesque Here is a lit
tle drama in which Cupid is stage di
rector If a young Portuguese sees in
the street a pretty girl with whom he
would like to become acquainted he
follows her Chaperons arc not Im
possible obstructions He follows her
right up to her very door and notes
the address Next day he comes agaiu
and if the young lady approves of him
for she certainly saw him the day
before she is on the lookout
Sometimes hard fate in the guise of
an angry parent prevents her and
then the gallant youth is kept waiting
Sooner or later she leans over the bal
cony and smiles at him The happy
youth ties a note to a cord which the
fair lady drops from the balcony The
next day the young man comes again
This time he rings at the door If the
Inquiries which the young ladys elders
have made prove satisfactory the
swain is admitted to make the ac
quaintance of the young lady After
that courtship In Portugal is about
the same as it is in Kankakee or Kala
mazoo Leslies Weekly
Not a Laughing Matter
Cut off from family and liumi by a
relent less tide fat Mr Iodger had f
been forced to clamber till gamed p
a pathway cut in the cliffs face It f
was a narrow path and Mr Hodger1
was no narrow man Getting more
frightened every moment he proceed
ed warily along the fast diminishing
way till at last it faded suddenly into
what the poets would call sweet noth
ingness Already he was overlap
ping and it was impossible to turn
An excited crowd watched his prog
ress from above
What on earth am I to do gasped
Bodger desperately on his four inch
ledge as he gripped a tuft of seaweed
with one hand
Do guvnor came back a voice
Do anytink you like but for good
ness sake dont larf or your weskit 11
bump yer off as sure as e
London Answers
Cant Please Everybody
The manager of an asbestus mill
conceived a novel idea for his an
nouncements He had them printed on
thin asbestus and iulosed in envel
opes of the same material As he was
uncertain of the correct addresses of
some of the stockholders he ordered
his stenographer to write on each en
velope Please Forward
The idea was clever but one may
appreciate the feelings of the widow
of one of the stockholders when she
received an asbestus envelope address
ed to her late husband with the in
scription Please Forward beneath
the address Lippincotts
All Were Pretty
During an equestrian performance a
number of ladies in the front stood
up thus obstructing the view of those
persons who were seated In vain
were they collectively requested to sit
down till at last a happy thought oc
curred to one of the sufferers He
called out in measured tones
Will the pretty lady in front kindly
sit downV whereupon about fifty old
women briskly seated themselves
London Tatler
Old School Prejudice
Doctor I met a medical practi
tioner of a new kind the other day
and I cant classify him He diagnoses
all diseases by looking at the finger
nails of his patients What would you
call him
1 should call him a humbug Chi
cago Tribune
The Feminine Instinct
What on earth made your mothei
bring heme that bundle of feathers
Im sure I dont know dad unless
it was because she saw it marked
down Baltimore American
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Jewell
Gasoline Stoves
are sold in McCook by
H Waite and Co
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Through Central Wyoming
here have no fear ot
Farmers
the richest undeveloped country in tho west
drouth wind storms or hail storms
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wealth producing era that it not only a
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peals to farmers
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and where raw material in
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plenty can be handled at a profit
The new line will reach Thermopolis about July 1st connecting the
outside world with one of the greatest health resorts in America
Cheap excursion tickets first and third Tuesdays Send right away for our
new booklet just oft the press and then go with me on one of our personal
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