4- Dont Miss Being Counted The census enumerators in McCook Elmer Ka Claude Evans have practically completed their work For More Than Three Decades Foleys Honey and Tar has been a household remedy for all ailments of the threat chest and lungs For in faits and children it is best and saf est as it contains no opiates or harm ful drugs None genuine but Foleys Honey und Tar in the yellow package Refuse substitutes A McMillen Feed the Mousers The man who cannot enjoy the an tics of a pair of kittens must have something wrong with his make up and the one who would carry them off and drop them on the road for others to feed deserves the bad luck that is sure to follow Feed the little mousers Farm Journal MARTIN HANSON D V S VETERINARY SURGEON Indianola Nebr Phone 105 JAMES HART M R C V S VETERINARIAN Office Phone 34 Commercial Barn McCook Nebr I Sfc ngs Hughes Co Plumbing Heating and Gas Fitting Estimates furnished free Successors to Burgess Son Phone 33 Basement P O building DR R J GUNN DENTIST phoNE 112 Office Booms 3 and 5 Walsh Blk McCook JOHN E KELLEY ATTOBffEY AT LAW and BONDED ABST2ACTSI McCook Nraska Ek Agent of Lincoln Land Co and of McCooi Wato rWorks Office in Postoffice bnilding C W DEWEY Auctionee r McCook Nebraska and Of course it has been impossible for them to catch absolutely everyone who should be counted It is very important that every individual entitled to be should be enumerated For the next ten years our citys population will be listed n tin figure established now You owe it to our city i help th enumerators catch every name The blank below 1 Ms how you can do this Act quick if yon think ourself ur mjijic ac quaintance has been missed OFFICIAL BUSINESS Cut this out and mail without stamp Have You Been Enumerated If not or if you have any doubt fill out this coupon and mail to S A Dravo Supervisor of Census Holdrege Nebr On April 15 1910 I was living at address given below but to the best of my knowledge I have not been enumerated there or anywhere else Name Street and No City WAR ON THE BUCKETSHOPS Department of Justice Soon to Be gin a Crusade Washington May G Complete sup pression of the bucket shop bus iness throughout the United States is sought by the department of just ice Prosecutions already started are to be continued We plan to put all the bucket shops out of business and that too without additional legislation by con gress said an official of the de partment today The cleaning up already has begun indictments have More are promised work in the east and a number of been returned Then operations will begin at Chicago and working from that center the department ex pects to break up any of these ra diating from Chicago Wants Some Information Professor F J Alway agricultural chemist of the state university de sires some information which the following letter will make clear to the reader Experiment Station Lincoln Ne braska May 4th 1910 The Tribune McCook Nebraska Dear sir I am anxious to learn the names of all the farmers in Red Willow county who are practicing clean summer fal lowing summer tillage or sum mer culture for the conservation of moisture The three terms all mean tne same 1 wisn to get into com munication with every farmer in western Nebraska who is making use of clean summer fallowing which is the most important practice in con nection with the so called dry farm ing methods of which so much is being written at the present time There are fertile soils in the ex treme western part of Nebraska on which it is folly to use the summer fallow while there are others appear ing much the same on the surface and often not more than one half mile distant from the former on which the summer fallow should be made use of If any of your read ers are practicing clean summer fal lowing whether they call it this or call it summer tillage summer culture or The Campbell System I would be glad to have them send me their names and addresses If they themselves are not practicing it but know of others who are I would be glad to receive the names and addresses of the latter Yours very truly F J ALWAY R F D N 3 AND 4 NCMBKR FOUK Fall wheat i looking good Spring wheat oat atid barley look fine Milt Clark is plowing his potatoes with a four horse rake W GDuton has watered his medow land O J Schmitz has gone west to look after his claim John Hesierworth has built an addi tion to his house on Driftwood John Cordeal is having quite a lot of sod broken on his farm C E Rector has just finished taking the census He says it was havd to find some of them in the canyons NUMBER THREE 80 percent of the fall wheat looks good the rest is thin and weedy Spring wheat looks fine William Sigwing is breaking sod C G Wilhelm planted his squaw corn on Monday of this week Charles Lofton has built a new porch on the shady side of his hous with an upstairs to it O Pierson is herding Jambs now J W Kandel plastered for Austinthe other day John says it is Pninrr to m r soon The Unemployed The legislation of the thirteenth fourteenth and fifteenth centurie3 abounds in bills concerning the unem ployed In the reign of Edward VI several laws were passed against idlers most of them such because they could get nothing to do In the reign of Henry VTII the kingdom was Infested with rogues vagabonds and idle persons and it is sid that during Henrys reign more than 70000 of this unfortunate class were hanged Do PHYSICAL EXERCISE You Take Enough to Keep JAPANESE STREETS YOtlr Arteries In Condition Dr Woods Hutchinson in criticising the different fads of exercise In Oul ing says The worst error of exercise tho most dangerous fad of physical cul ture Is not to take enough of It and to sneer at every form of it that does not bear the dollar mark By one of those cynical poetic Justices of n a turn very men who denounce il phys f il culture and recreation as r nN hit e who pay the heaviest personal I for this delusion They they have gained in early v mth In natures open air school to chain themselves to the desk to bury them selves in dunireon like offices or nirless workrooms twelve or fourteen hours day They feel fine and are sure they are going to live to be u hundred but one day to their astonishment a littlo artery whose coat has bee hardened for twenty years unnoticed become- so brittle that it snaps suddenly and down they go with a stroke of paraly sis like a winged duck It is never safe to jeer at the gods whether tho imaginary ones of Olympus or the real ones of modern science The men who jeer loudest at phys ical culture and who sarcastically ad vise college and high school students ambitious for gymnasia or athletic fields to go and git a bucksaw and a cord of wood or a hoe and u potato patch and develop their muscles like I did when I was a boy are the very ones who die suddenly when they should be in their prime for lack of exercise and open air recreation It Is really an astonishing thing how many giants of industry and transportation particularly executive railroad men die or suddenly go to pieces between Qfty and sixty years of age It is a common saying In railroad circles that a big general superintendent or de partment chief will seldom live beyond forty eight to fifty five years of age Many break down before that They Swarm With Sideshows and Playing Children A Japanese street is a delightful place to play in for grownup people in Japan do not seem to mind If the tail of a kite flaps right into their smiling faces and only laugh when they are turned out of their way by some huge pegtop which hums like an angry bee around their feet Wee dark eyed maidens in butterfly kimonos of brilliant coloring turn theii skipping ropes gayly the tiny black heads of the babies they carry strap ped to their backs bobbing up and down like small round balls Their brothers plays at flags which is a favorite game of theirs They divide them selves into two parties one carrying white flags and the other red ones At a given signal the reds attack the whites striving to wrest away their flags and the side which carries off most of these is proclaimed victor Wonderful conjurers are to be found at the street corners They make swarms of birds fly from crystal bowls and flowers spring as if by magic from slender stems of bamboo 1 Others show marvelous beetles har nessed with was to paper carts orj command the snakes that accompany I them everywhere to perform extraor dinary tricks A little farther on you will find an old woman who is making a curious sweetmeat of beans called torfu over an oval brazier and you can buy a big slab of this wrapped up in a cool leaf for a very small sum or if you prefer it a piping Lot griddlecake costing no more Acrobats too are as common as conjurers and surely in no other land than this quaint little Japan do they twist themselves into such strange shapes Home Chat Chamois Tobogganers Chamois toboggan down the steep white sides of the Alps with the skill of Norwegian skeers said a million aire I know he went on for I have seen them do iL I spent a win ter at St Moritz and on many a skee ing trip I saw a chamois lie on his back and go skimming like the wind down a white precipice a pretty sight The creatures paws would be folded on his breast His head uplifted and frowning would keep watch Thus hed skim down a half mile slope growing smaller and smaller and final ly disappearing in a whirl of snow Philadelphia Bulletin A Real Disappointment Yes sir Uncle Ebeu said to his udphew there are all kinds of disap pointments in this world Charley and some of em are worseu others But theyre all jest ways of feelin bad for a minute I guess Bout the disap pointiugist disappointment I ever have Is when 1 feel and feel like sneezin and it wont sneeze That kinder gives you a notion of how all disappoint ments feel till you get over them Youths Companion At It Again Growells This meat is -scorched again Its a pity you cant get a meal without burning something Mrs Growells Its a pity you cant sit down to the table without roasting somebody Chicago News What Bothers Him Theres two things about this blam ed grapefruit that I cant understand said Uncle Jerry Peebles One is that Its called grape fruit and the other Is that Its called grape fruit Chi cago Tribune Manners were defined by Sydney Smith as the shadows of virtue He SAW THE BRIGHT SIDE Made the Most of an Unpleasant Situation A group of men were discussing human nature and the dllliculty of looking always on the bright and glit tering side of things when the ding dark brown side is uppermost und seems destined to remain uppermost Its a great thing to cultivate a disposition to make the most of 1 tings in this life remarked an who used to drive trotting lirse r a living The most striking lllus ition I ever had of thai was in 1 I a irse race at a nullify fair down nte about ten years ago The man driving along side of me let his horse swerve on tho back stretch and my sulky was upset That caused a general mix up aiid a colored driver right hehiud me got un loaded and his sulky broken to pieces Well I lay there for a minute and then as I didnt seem to be much hurt I started to get up Hey boss don yo go glttin up yelled the colored driver at me excit edly Why I asked him some puzzled Cause he answered yo all lay right wha yo Is and in a minute theyll sen roun hyah and haul us back pas the gran stan in a caih hiage Sure enough they did and when we drove up that home stretch In the open hack they sent for us that col ored man was the happiest person 1 ever saw Now thats what I call making the most of things Cleve land Plain Dealer COURTSHIP The PORTUGAL Way the Young People Begin Their Lovemaking The most important event in the life of a Portuguese woman is marriage Next in importance are the early days of courtship for a Portuguese court ship is tin essence of romance and the ways of the Portuguese lover are singularly picturesque Here is a lit tle drama in which Cupid is stage di rector If a young Portuguese sees in the street a pretty girl with whom he would like to become acquainted he follows her Chaperons arc not Im possible obstructions He follows her right up to her very door and notes the address Next day he comes agaiu and if the young lady approves of him for she certainly saw him the day before she is on the lookout Sometimes hard fate in the guise of an angry parent prevents her and then the gallant youth is kept waiting Sooner or later she leans over the bal cony and smiles at him The happy youth ties a note to a cord which the fair lady drops from the balcony The next day the young man comes again This time he rings at the door If the Inquiries which the young ladys elders have made prove satisfactory the swain is admitted to make the ac quaintance of the young lady After that courtship In Portugal is about the same as it is in Kankakee or Kala mazoo Leslies Weekly Not a Laughing Matter Cut off from family and liumi by a relent less tide fat Mr Iodger had f been forced to clamber till gamed p a pathway cut in the cliffs face It f was a narrow path and Mr Hodger1 was no narrow man Getting more frightened every moment he proceed ed warily along the fast diminishing way till at last it faded suddenly into what the poets would call sweet noth ingness Already he was overlap ping and it was impossible to turn An excited crowd watched his prog ress from above What on earth am I to do gasped Bodger desperately on his four inch ledge as he gripped a tuft of seaweed with one hand Do guvnor came back a voice Do anytink you like but for good ness sake dont larf or your weskit 11 bump yer off as sure as e London Answers Cant Please Everybody The manager of an asbestus mill conceived a novel idea for his an nouncements He had them printed on thin asbestus and iulosed in envel opes of the same material As he was uncertain of the correct addresses of some of the stockholders he ordered his stenographer to write on each en velope Please Forward The idea was clever but one may appreciate the feelings of the widow of one of the stockholders when she received an asbestus envelope address ed to her late husband with the in scription Please Forward beneath the address Lippincotts All Were Pretty During an equestrian performance a number of ladies in the front stood up thus obstructing the view of those persons who were seated In vain were they collectively requested to sit down till at last a happy thought oc curred to one of the sufferers He called out in measured tones Will the pretty lady in front kindly sit downV whereupon about fifty old women briskly seated themselves London Tatler Old School Prejudice Doctor I met a medical practi tioner of a new kind the other day and I cant classify him He diagnoses all diseases by looking at the finger nails of his patients What would you call him 1 should call him a humbug Chi cago Tribune The Feminine Instinct What on earth made your mothei bring heme that bundle of feathers Im sure I dont know dad unless it was 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