The McCook tribune. (McCook, Neb.) 1886-1936, January 25, 1907, Image 8

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Pronounced Better Than Honte Cristo
FRED G CONRAD
Presents the seasons
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Jan 28th
In driving through the country around
McCook several farms will attract atten
tion because they are entirely enclosed
with hog tight fence or have large fields
fenced hog tight If you read the mar
ket reports and dp a little figuring you
Will find that the price of
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will buy from H P Waite Co hog
fence enough to go around a quarter
section of land Seven and a half more
hogs will make it a half section with a
partition fence through the center On
a farm that is fenced in this way nothing
is wasted the hogs get it all besides
they are less liable to disease than if
kept in small enclosures Another car
load of hog fence has just been received
by H P Waite Co and they will sell
it at right prices
Special Bargains
will be offered in January and February in Gran
iteware tinware and notions
Call and be convinced that we have real
bargains
THE IDEAL BARGAIN DEPOT
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GO TO-
HS GODFREY
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for Bargains in
Flour and Feed
Red Lion Silver Leaf
Oak Leaf Faultless
Isabelle Flour
AGENTS FOR
LIQUID COAL
Great Eagles
Military Dance
Bixler Opera House
Februarj 12th
Music by
McCook Band
MITCHELL
Auctioneer
Nebraska
Hlntorlc Old New York
Greenwich village la New York city
was first brought Into prominence
when Sir Peter Warren descended
from an ancient Irish family and vlco
admiral of the British fleet settled
there in 174 He married Susannah
De Lancey and settled on a line estate
of more than 300 acres running from
Christopher street to West Twenty
first It was laid out like an English
park with splendid hedges and ave
nues of trees and a fine old mansion
which was the resort of all the quality
of old New York His three daughters
all made brilliant marriages in Eng
land One became the Countess of
Abingdon and her name is preserved
in Abingdon square On the division
of the estate at Sir Peters death the
homestead fell to her She sold it to
Abijah Hammond who sold it to Abra
ham Van Nest and it Is still remem
bered by many as the old Van Nest
house demolished in 1SG3 Among
other distinguished persons who have
lived in Greenwich were Oliver De
Lancey William Bayard Washington
Vice President and Sirs John Adams
Aaron Burr and Tom Paine Barrow
street was originally named Reason
street In compliment to the great in
fidels best known book Age of Rea
son
Useful Teeth
Many different reasons are asrgned
by people for their unwillingness to
submit to the extraction of teeth
it was no fear of pain which w
permost in the mind of Mi
Lamson of Willowby when toLl b
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the
dentist that she would be much bene
fited by the loss of two of her prom
inent teeth
You say they cant be filleJ she
paul in evident distress and you
couldnt get any others in for me for
moren n fortnight
The dentist admitted reluctantly that
it was bo
Well then I suppose Ill have to
get on as best I can And Miss Me
hitable seated herself in the toiture
chair But I dont see how I shall
make out Here I am chambermaid
to the Willowby inn during the slim
mer and its chock full of folks with
lots o transients coming and going
and those are my pillowcase teeth
WelsJit of the ISriIn
There is just five ounces less amount
of brain matter needed to keep a wom
an from idiocy than there is ncocl
for a man The average weight of a
mans brain is forty nine and oneIialf
ounces and that of a woman iorly ioir
ounces When a brain falls below thirty-seven
and a half ounces in a man
idiocy usually gecurs A womans
brain has to fall to thirty two and one-
half ounces before she reaches the
same condition Man has a lrger
brain in proportion to his stature than
woman while on the other hand wom
an has a larger brain in proportion to
her weight The female brain begins
to lose weight after the age of thirty
that of the man not till ten or fifteen
years later The loss In a woman is
slight however and she keeps up a
high brain weight much later than a
man
TIc Deadly Dull Brclielor
It is always easy to see how long
a couple have been married by noting
whether the house is full of his friends
or hers according to a writer in the
London Ladies Field A man invari
ably begins by inviting all his bach
elor friends to his house He is anx
ious to show off his wife and he fond
ly imagines that they will like her
and that she will like them which rare
ly happens The writer then goes on
to dissect the bachelor and concludes
I dont know why ones husbands
bachelor chums should as a rule be
so deadly dull but they usually are
and as a matter of fact it was prob
ably their dullness which originally
drove him into only he has
not the sense to see it There would
be fewer married if it werent for the
bachelors
As a litist Extreme
Once a number of legal lights in
Washington were gathered in the
smoking room of a lawyers club when
the talk turned to a discussion of the
veracity of lawyers The average
man remarked one disciple of Black
stone seems only too ready to as
sume we are all liars a very unjust
position it seems to me Do we not
sometimes tell the truth he asked of
his neighbor a well known criminal
lawyer
Certainly promptly responded the
latter We will do anything some
times to win a case
Same Thills
Mrs Scribbles I believe the butcher
Is knocking at the door -with his bill
Ferdinand Scribbles Tell him I am
sorry but Ive just paid the rent and
am short Mrs Scribbles But it may
be the landlord Ferdy Scribbles
Well then tell him Im sorry but Ive
just paid the butcher and am short
London Fun
aialjinpr It Clear
He Will you marry me She No
Im not a clergyman He Well will
you permit a clergyman to many us
She Yes you to somebody else and
me to well somebody else London
Tit Bits
Exhausting
They say early rising is very un
healthy
Of course Many a woman has
broken down her constitution getting
her husband up in time for breakfast
An Added Snpply of Talk
Ive had to get a new barber
Your old one getting careless
No but his baby Is beginning to say
lute things
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Saturday January 26th
Begins the third week of continuous bar
gains Every department in the house is
being reduced daily but still have on
hand as good and better inducements for
you as the first day I opened this great
sale among never before heard of bar
gains I have on hand 1000 pair of ladies
shoes of best makes and up to date styles
to close out and placed them on sale in
two Sols of 135 and 195 Come and
take advantage of this offer as it means
a saving of a dollar or more on every pair
you buy
money refunded
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with the folks awhile
Mr Wood of Kansas City was in
town Monday representing the Mon
arch Scales company
Mr Probosco and daughter Myrtle
started for Kansas Saturday morning
for a months visit with friends
The Methodist people are holdiug
tneir services in tne Masonic temple un
til the completion of the new addition
Mr and Mrs Thomas Haley are ex
pected home this week from South
Dakota where they have been for the
past two months
DANBURY
Mrs Yarnells baby is under the doc
tors care
Murphy Butler commenced putting
up ice Tuesday
Howard Rubys three youngest child
ren are quite ill
Mrs F G Stilgebouer and son S
W are over from Bartley for a visit
Sam Minniear Rancie Ambler Sam
and Ed Dolph left last Sunday for Den
ver
Mrs White came over from Bartley
Tuesday to be at the bedside of her
mother Mrs Scarrow who is very low
with consumption
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quickly ascertain our opinion free whether an
Invention is probably patentable Communica
tions strictly confidential HANDBOOK on Patents
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Patents taken throuch 3Iunn Co receive
tpecial notice without charge In tho
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Maid from grapes
RED WILLOW
Mrs Smith is much improved
Henry Bellairs little boy is improving
It is so delightful to see the sun shin
ing again
Ben King moved his old house onto
his fathers farm last week
The many friends of Mr Waddle are
pleased to see him out again
Mrs E A Sexson is much troubled
with an aggravated form of hives
Perry Jones an old timer is visiting
his sister Mrs Lee near McCook and
his daughter Mrs Charley Rinck of Red
Willow
There have been more consecutive
cloudy days during the fall and winter
than the oldest inhabitant remembers of
seeing in this country
Lewis Elmer wife and baby sp6ot
several days with his sister Nellie Long
necker On Sundav they took the
baby up for Grandma Longnecker to
see
PLEASANT RIDGE
Quite a number are sick in this vicini
ty with colds and grippe
Tom Cain and family have moved
from McCook to the Lechtlitner farm
NOTICE TO CREDITORS OF ESTATE
In tho County Court of Red Willow county
Nebraska
Iu tho matter of the estate of James W Lister
deceased
Notice is hereby given to all persons having
claims or demands aaint the estate of James
W Lister deceased that I have set and ap
pointed Jub 19 lOoV for the reception and pre
sentation of claims and demands against said
estate and July 20 1607 for tho examination
and adjustment of said claims and demands as
required by law at the county court room in
McCook Red Willow county Nebraska And
all persons so interested in said estate will ap
pear at said time and place and duly present
their said claims and demands in the manner
required by law or show cause for not so doing
or the same shall be forever barred
Given under my band and tho seal of the
county court this 17th day of January AD10O7
MS 4ts seal J C Mooee
County Judge
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Frank McNeill returned from Hust
ings Sunday night
J C Puckett builfc a small addition
to his store last week
Roy Mann made a business trip to
Cambridge Sunday last
Neil Quick and John Hedges wero Mc
Cook visitors Tuesday morning
Perry Jones of Oklahoma is visiting
old time friends in our little burg
Mrs Stoncypber has tjone east to
spend the winter with u daughter
Mrs Marian Ritrenburgs three sisters
of Bartley visited with her last Sunday
Mrs Dempster of Republican City
visited her daughter Mrs Tim Haley
last week
Protracted meetings are still in prog
ress at the Christian church with a
good attendance
John Maisel went up to McCook
Tuesday evening and returned home
ednesday morning
Merle Powell arrived home from Den
ver Wednesday mornine and will visit
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Prompt Service
Courteous Treatment
Reasonable Prices
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you will be easily convincedthat
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